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[01] Public Service Announcment 2000 [02] Kill You [03] Stan > Featuring Dido [04] Paul S!it" [0#] $%o Kne& [0'] Steve (erman S!it" [0)] *%e $a+ , Am [0-] *%e .eal Slim S%ad+ [0/] .emember 0e1 > Featuring .(2 and Stic!+ Finga3 [10] ,4m (ac! [11] 0ar5%all 0at%er5 [12] Ken Kani66 S!it" [13] Drug (allad [14] Amit+ville > Featuring (i3arre 6rom D712 [1#] (itc% Plea5e ,, > Featuring Dr8 Dre9 Snoo: Dogg9 23ibit and ;ate Dogg [1'] Kim [1)] <nder *%e ,n6luence > Featuring D712 [1-] =riminal Public Service Announcment 2000 [Announcer](Eminem) This is another public service announcement Brought to you in part by Slim Shady (Tell 'em don't give a !uc") Slim Shady does not give a !uc" #hat you thin" (Tell 'em to suc" it) ! you don't li"e it$ you can suc" his !uc"ing coc" (Tell 'em they "issed my ass) %ittle did you "no# upon purchasing this album &ou have 'ust "issed his ass( (Tell 'em 'm !ed up) Slim Shady is !ed up #ith your shit And he's going to "ill you (&eah) )h$ anything else* (&eah$ sue me() Kill You +hen #as 'ust a little baby boy My mamma used to tell me these cra,y things She used to tell me my daddy #as an evil man She used to tell me he hated me But then got a little bit older and reali,ed she #as the cra,y one And there #as nothing could do or say to change her -ause that's 'ust the #ay she #as

They said can't rap about being bro"e no more They didn't say can't rap about co"e no more (Ahh) Slut$ you thin" #on't cho"e no #hore Till her vocal cords don't #or" in her throat no more (Ahh) These mother!uc"ers are thin"ing 'm playin' Thin"ing 'm sayin' this shit 'cause 'm thin"in' it .ust to be sayin' it (Ahh) /ut your hands do#n bitch ain't gon' shoot you 'mma pull you to this bullet and put it through you (Ahh) Shut up$ slut you're causing too much chaos .ust bend over and ta"e it li"e a slut$ o" ma 0h$ no# he's raping his o#n mother$ abusing her +orse snortin' co"e$ and #e gave him the 1olling Stone cover* &ou're goddamn right bitch$ and no# it's too late 'm triple2platnum and tragedies happened in t#o states invented violence you vile$ venomous$ vomital bitches 3ain$ vicadin$ vrin2vrin2vrin Touch this chainsa#$ le!t his brains all 4angling !rom his nec" #hile his head barely hangs on Blood$ guts$ guns$ cuts 5nives$ lives$ #ives$ nuns$ sluts Bitch$ 'mma "ill you &ou don't #anna !uc" #ith me 6irls leave$ you ain't nothin' but a slut to me Bitch$ 'mma "ill you &ou don't got the balls to bee! +e ain't gon' never stop bee!in' don't s7uash the bee! &ou better "ill me 'mma be another rapper dead 8or poppin' o!! at the mouth #ith shit shouldn't have said But #hen they "ill me 'm bringin' the #orld #ith me Bitches too$ you ain't nothin' but a girl to me said you don't #anna !uc" #ith Shady (-ause #hy*) -ause Shady #ill !uc"in' "ill you (9a2ha) &ou don't #anna !uc" #ith Shady (+hy*) -ause Shady #ill !uc"in' "ill you Bitch$ 'mma "ill you

%i"e a murder #eapon 'mma conceal you n a closet #ith milde#$ sheets$ pillo#s : !ilm you 8uc" #ith me$ 've been through hell$ shut the hell up 'm try2na to develop these pictures o! the devil to sell them ain't Acid 1ap but rap on acid 6ot a ne# blo# torch and 'ust had a strap2on added +oops$ is that a subliminal hint* ;o( t's criminal intent$ to sodomi,e #omen again Eminem o!!end* ;o$ Eminem'll assault And i! you ever give it to him you'll give him an impulse To do it again$ then i! he does it again &ou probabaly end up 'umping out o! something up in the tents Bitch$ 'mma "ill you ain't done$ this ain't the chorus ain't even drug you in the #oods yet to paint the !orest A bloodstain is orange a!ter you #ash it three or !our times n a tub but that's normal ain't it ;orman* Serial "iller hiding murder material n a cereal bo< on top o! your stereo 9ere #e go again$ #e're out o! out medicine 0ut o! our minds$ and #e #ant in yours %et us in 0r 'mma "ill you &ou don't #anna !uc" #ith me 6irls leave$ you ain't nothin' but a slut to me Bitch$ 'mma "ill you &ou don't got the balls to bee! +e ain't gon' never stop bee!in' don't s7uash the bee! &ou better "ill me 'mma be another rapper dead 8or poppin' o!! at the mouth #ith shit shouldn't have said But #hen they "ill me 'm bringin' the #orld #ith me Bitches too$ you ain't nothin' but a girl to me said you don't #anna !uc" #ith Shady (-ause #hy*) -ause Shady #ill !uc"in' "ill you (9a2ha) &ou don't #anna !uc" #ith Shady (+hy*) -ause Shady #ill !uc"in' "ill you 9e2heh 5no# #hy say these things -ause ladies screams be creepin' in Shady's dreams And the #ay things seem$ shouldn't have to pay these shrin"s These eighty g's so he can say the same things t#eece

T#ice$ #hatever$ hate these things 8uc" shots$ hope this #eed'll out#eigh these drin"s Mother!uc"ers #ant me to come on their radio sho#s .ust to argue #ith them 'cause their ratings stin"* 8uc" that$ 'll cho"e radio announcer to bouncer 8rom that bitch to all seventy thousand pounds o! her 8rom the princapal to student body and counseler 8rom in school to be!ore school to outta school don't even believe in breathin' 'm leavin' air in your lungs so you can "eep screamin' 8or me to seep it 0"ay$ 'm ready to go play got the machette !rom 0. 'm ready to ma"e everyone's throats ache &ou !aggots "eep egging me on Till have you at "ni!e point then you beg me to stop* Shut up$ give me your hands and !eet said shut up #hen 'm tal"ing to you &ou hear me* Ans#er me 0r 'mma "ill you &ou don't #anna !uc" #ith me 6irls leave$ you ain't nothin' but a slut to me Bitch$ 'mma "ill you &ou don't got the balls to bee! +e ain't gon' never stop bee!in' don't s7uash the bee! &ou better "ill me 'mma be another rapper dead 8or poppin' o!! at the mouth #ith shit shouldn't have said But #hen they "ill me 'm bringin' the #orld #ith me Bitches too$ you ain't nothin' but a girl to me said you don't #anna !uc" #ith Shady (-ause #hy*) -ause Shady #ill !uc"in' "ill you (9a2ha) &ou don't #anna !uc" #ith Shady (+hy not*) -ause Shady #ill !uc"in' "ill you 9a2ha2ha( 'm 'ust playin' ladies &ou "no# love you

Stan [4ido] My tears gone cold$ 'm #onderin' #hy got out o! bed at all The morning rain clouds at my #indo# and can't see at all And even i! could$ it #ould all be great To put your picture on my #all t reminds me that it's not so bad$ it's not so bad= My tears gone cold$ 'm #onderin' #hy got out o! bed at all The morning rain clouds at my #indo# and can't see at all And even i! could$ it #ould all be great To put your picture on my #all t reminds me that it's not so bad$ it's not so bad= [Enimem as Stan] 4ear Slim$ #rote you but you still ain't callin' le!t my cell$ my pager$ and my home phone at the bottom sent t#o letters bac" in Autumn &ou must not have got 'em There probably #as a problem at the post o!!ice or somethin' Sometimes scribble addresses too sloppy #hen 'ot 'em But any#ays$ !uc" it$ #hat's been up man$ ho#'s your daughter* My girl!riend's pregnant too$ 'm 'bout to be a !ather ! have a daughter$ guess #hat 'mma call her* 'mma name her Bonnie read about your uncle 1onnie too$ 'm sorry had a !riend "ill himsel! over some bitch #ho didn't #ant him "no# you probably hear this everyday$ but 'm your biggest !an even got the underground shit that you did #ith Scam got a room !ull o! your posters and your pictures man li"e the shit you did #ith 1uc"us too$ that shit #as phat Any#ays$ hope you get this man$ hit me bac"$ 'ust to chat Truly yours$ your biggest !an This is Stan [4ido] My tears gone cold$ 'm #onderin' #hy got out o! bed at all The morning rain clouds at my #indo# and can't see at all And even i! could$ it #ould all be great To put your picture on my #all t reminds me that it's not so bad$ it's not so bad= [Enimem as Stan]

4ear Slim$ &ou still ain't called or #rote hope you have a chance ain't mad$ 'ust thin" it's !uc"ed up you don't ans#er !ans ! you didn't #ant to tal" to me outside your concert &ou didn't have to but you could have signed an autograph !or Matthe# That's my little brother man$ he's only si< years old +e #aited in the blistering cold !or you 8or !our hours and ya 'ust said no That's pretty shitty man$ you're li"e his !uc"ing idol 9e #ants to be 'ust li"e you man$ he li"es you more than do ain't that mad though 'ust don't li"e bein' lied to 1emember #hen #e met in 4enver$ you said i! #rite you &ou #ould #rite bac" See$ 'm 'ust li"e you in a #ay never "ne# my !ather neither 9e used to al#ays cheat on my mom and beat her can relate to #hat you're sayin' in your songs So #hen have a shitty day$ dri!t a#ay and put 'em on -ause don't really got shit else So that shit helps #hen 'm depressed even got a tattoo #ith your name across the chest Sometimes even cut mysel! to see ho# much it bleeds t's li"e adrenaline$ the pain is such a sudden rush !or me See$ everything you say is real$ and respect you 'cause you tell it My girl!riend's 'ealous 'cause tal" about you >?@A But she don't "no# you li"e "no# you Slim$ no one does She don't "no# #hat it #as li"e !or people li"e us gro#ing up &ou've gotta call me man 'll be the biggest !an you'll ever lose Sincerely yours$ Stan /=S= +e should be together too [4ido] My tears gone cold$ 'm #onderin' #hy got out o! bed at all The morning rain clouds at my #indo# and can't see at all And even i! could$ it #ould all be great To put your picture on my #all t reminds me that it's not so bad$ it's not so bad= [Enimem as Stan] 4ear Mr= ' 'm too good to call or #rite my !ans' This'll be the last pac"age ever send your ass t's been si< months and still no #ord don't deserve it* "no# you got my last t#o letters$ #rote the addresses on 'em per!ect= So this is my cassette 'm sending you= hope you hear it 'm in the car right no#$ 'm doing BC on the !ree#ay

9ey Slim$ D dran" a !i!th o! vod"a$ ya dare me to drive*D &ou "no# that song by /hil -ollins !rom DThe Air n The ;ightD* About that guy #ho could have saved that other guy !rom dro#ning* But didn't* Then /hil sa# it all then at his sho# he !ound him* That's "inda ho# this is &ou could have rescued me !rom dro#ning ;o# it's too late 'm on a thousand do#ners no#$ 'm dro#sy And all #anted #as a lousy letter or a call hope you "no# ripped all o' your pictures o!! the #all love you Slim$ #e could have been together Thin" about it &ou ruined it no#$ hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And #hen you dream$ hope you can't sleep and you scream about it hope your conscious eats at you and you can't breathe #ithout me See Slim$ shut up bitch$ 'm try2na tal" 9ey Slim$ that's my girl!riend screaming in the trun" But didn't slit her throat$ 'ust tied her up$ see ain't li"e you '-ause i! she su!!ocates$ she'll su!!er more$ and then she'll die too +ell$ gotta go$ 'm almost at the bridge no# 0h shit$ !orgot$ ho# am supposed to send this shit out* [4ido] My tears gone cold$ 'm #onderin' #hy got out o! bed at all The morning rain clouds at my #indo# and can't see at all And even i! could$ it #ould all be great To put your picture on my #all t reminds me that it's not so bad$ it's not so bad= [Eminem] 4ear Stan$ meant to #rite you sooner$ but 've 'ust been busy &ou said your girl!riend's pregnant no#$ ho# !ar along is she* %oo"$ 'm really !lattered you #ould call your daughter that And here's an autograph !or your brother #rote it on a Starter cap 'm sorry didn't see you at the sho#$ must have missed you 4on't thin" did that shit intentionally$ 'ust to diss you But #hat's the shit you said about you li"e to cut your #rists too* say that shit 'ust clo#nin' da#g$ come on$ ho# !uc"ed up is you* &ou got some issues$ Stan$ thin" you need some counselin' To help your ass !rom bouncin' o!! the #alls #hen you get do#n some And #hat's this shit about us meant to be together* That type o! shit'll ma"e me not #ant us to meet each other= really thin" you and your girl!riend need each other 0r maybe you 'ust need to treat her better hope you get to read this letter 'ust hope it reaches you in time

Be!ore you hurt yoursel! thin" that you'd be doin' 'ust !ine ! you'd rela< a little 'm glad that inspire you$ but Stan +hy are you so mad* Try to understand that do #ant you as a !an 'ust don't #ant you to do some cra,y shit seen this one shit on the ne#s a couple #ee"s ago that made me sic" Some dude #as drun" and drove his car over a bridge And had his girl!riend in the trun" and she #as pregnant #ith his "id And in the car they !ound a tape but it didn't say #ho it #as to -ome to thin" about it$ his name #as$ it #as you 4amn Paul 5!it" Em #hat's goin on* t's /aul= )mm= 4re gave me a copy o! the ne# album and 'ust (ta"es a breath) 8uc" it= $%o Kne& ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( never "ne# never "ne# never "ne# never "ne# never "ne# never "ne# never "ne# never "ne# ) ) Mic chec"$ one$ t#o ) +ho #ould've "ne#* ) +ho #ould've "no#n* ) +ho the !uc" #ould've thought* ) Mother!uc"er comes out ) Sells a couple2a million records ) And these mother!uc"ers hit the ceiling

don't do blac" music$ don't do #hite music (;ope) ma"e 8 69T music !or high school "ids /ut lives at ris" #hen drive li"e this put #ives at ris" #ith a "ni!e li"e this Shit$ you probably thin" 'm in your tape dec" no# 'm in the bac" seat o! your truc" #ith duct tape stretched out 4uc"ed the !uc" #ay do#n$ #aiting to straight 'ump out /ut it over your mouth$ and grab you by the !ace$ #hat no#* 0h$ you #ant me to #atch my mouth* 9o#* Ta"e my !uc"ing eyeballs out and turn them around* %oo"$ 'll burn your !uc"in' house do#n$ circle around And hit the hydrants so you can't put your burning !urniture out (0h my 6od$ oh my 6od) 'm sorry there must be a mi<2up &ou #ant me to !i<2up lyrics #hile our /resident gets his dic" suc"ed*

8uc" that( Ta"e drugs( 1ape sluts( Ma"e !un o! gay clubs( Men #ho #ear ma"eup( 6et a#are( +a"e up( 6et a sense o! humor( Euit tryin' to censor music This is !or your "id's amusement (The "ids() But don't blame me #hen little Eric 'umps o!! o! the terrace &ou should've been #atching him Apparently you ain't parents never "ne# 5ne# #ould get this big never "ne# 'd 5ne# 'd a!!ect this "id never "ne# 'd 6et him to slit his #rists never "ne# 'd 6et him to hit this bitch never "ne# 5ne# #ould get this big never "ne# 'd 5ne# 'd a!!ect this "id never "ne# 'd 6et him to slit his #rists never "ne# 'd 6et him to hit this bitch So #ho's bringing the guns in this country* (9mm() couldn't snea" a plastic pellet gun through customs over in %ondon And last #ee" seen this Sch#ar,enegger movie +here he's shooting all sorts o! mother!uc"ers #ith an u,i see these three little "ids up in the !ront ro# Screaming D6o(D #ith their FA2year old uncle 'm li"e guidance* Ain't they got the same moms and dads* +ho got mad #hen as"ed i! they li"e violence* And told me that my tape got 'em to s#ear +hat about the ma"eup &ou allo#ed your t#elve2year old daughter to #ear* (9mm() So tell me that your son doesn't "no# any cuss #ords G+hen this bus driver's screaming at him$ !uc"ing him up #orseD (Sit do#n you little !uc"ing pric") And !uc" #as the !irst #ord ever learned )p in the third grade !lipping the gym teacher the bird (%oo"() So read up 'bout ho# used to get beat up /eed on$ be on !ree lunch$ and change schools every three months My li!e's li"e "inda #hat my #i!e's li"e (+hat*) 8uc"ed up a!ter beat her !uc"ing ass every night$ "e

So ho# much easier #ould li!e be ! nineteen million mother!uc"ers gre# to be 'ust li"e me cause never "ne# 5ne# #ould get this big never "ne# 'd 5ne# 'd a!!ect this "id never "ne# 'd 6et him to slit his #rists never "ne# 'd 6et him to hit this bitch never "ne# 5ne# #ould get this big never "ne# 'd 5ne# 'd a!!ect this "id never "ne# 'd 6et him to slit his #rists never "ne# 'd 6et him to hit this bitch never "ne# $ "ne# 9ave a ne# house or a ne# car -ouple years ago #as more poorer than you are don't got that bad o! a mouth do * 8uc"$ shit$ ass$ bitch$ cunt$ shoobie2a2doo2#ap (+oops() S"ee2bee2ba2bee2#op$ on -hristopher 1eeves Sonny Bono$ s"is #hores and hittin' some trees (9ey() 9o# many retards #ill listen to me* And run in the school shooting #hen they're pissed at the teacher 9er or him$ is it you* s it him* +asn't me$ Slim Shady said to do it again 4amn$ ho# much damage can you do #ith a pen* Man$ 'm 'ust as !uc"ed up as you #ould've been ! you #ould've been in my shoes$ #ho #ould've thought* Slim Shady #ould've been something that you #ould've bought That #ould've made you get a gun and shoot at a cop 'ust said it didn't "no# i! you did it or not cause never "ne# 5ne# #ould get this big never "ne# 'd 5ne# 'd a!!ect this "id never "ne# 'd 6et him to slit his #rists never "ne# 'd 6et him to hit this bitch

never "ne# 5ne# #ould get this big never "ne# 'd 5ne# 'd a!!ect this "id never "ne# 'd 6et him to slit his #rists never "ne# 'd 6et him to hit this bitch 9o# the !uc" #as supposed to "no#* Steve (erman 5!it" EminemH 9ey( SteveH 9ey$ Em$ #hat's up* EminemH Steve Berman$ #hat's goin' on man* 9oo# you doin'* 6ood to see you again$ #hat's up* SteveH Em$ could you come here and have a seat please* EminemH )mm$ yeah$ #hat's* SteveH 3annessa$ shut the door 3anessaH 0"ay= EminemH So #hat's up* 9o#'s orders loo"ing !or the !irst #ee"* SteveH t #ould be better i! you gave me nothing at all EminemH +hat* SteveH This album is less than nothing can't sell this !uc"ing record( EminemH +hat* SteveH 4o you "no# #hat's happening to me out there* EminemH +ha2#hat's the problem* SteveH 3alent 6round told me to go !uc" mysel!( EminemH +ho's 3alent*=== SteveH To#er 1ecords told me to shove this record up my ass( 4o you "no# #hat it !eels li"e to be told to have a record shoved up your ass* EminemH But$ === SteveH 'm gonna lose my !uc"in' 'ob over this 4o you "no# #hy 4re's record #as so success!ul* 9e's rappin' about big2screen T3's$ blunts$ ?C's and bitches &ou're rappin' about homose<uals and 3icadin EminemH mean === SteveH can't sell this shit( EminemH +hat* SteveH Either change the record or it's not coming out( EminemH +hat* === SteveH ;o# get the !uc" out o! my o!!ice( EminemH +hat am supposed* SteveH ;o#( EminemH Alright man

*%e $a+ , Am +hatever === 4re 'ust let it run === Ay yo$ turn the beat up a little bit === Ay yo === this song is !or anyone === 8uc" it === 'ust shut up and listen Ay yo sit bac" #ith this pac" o! ,ig,ags And this bag o! this #eed t gives me the shit needed to be The most meanest emcee on this 2 on this earth -ause since birth 've been cursed #ith this curse to 'ust cursed And 'ust blurt this be,er" and bi,arre shit that #or"s And it sells and it helps in its sel! To relieve all this tension dispensing me Sentence is getting it$ stress has been eating me recently All through this chest and rest to get peace!ully But at least have the decency in you to leave me alone +hen you !rea"s see me out in the streets #hen 'm eating or !eedin' my daughter To not come and spea" to me don't "no# you and no don't o#e you a mother!uc"in thing 'm not Mr= ;S&;- and 'm not #hat your !riends thin" 'm not Mr= 8riendly can be a pric"$ i! you tip me my tan" is on empty ;o patience is in me and i! you o!!end me 'm li!ting you ten !eet n the air$ don't care #ho #as there and #ho sa# me 'ust 'a# you 6o call you a la#yer !ile you a la#suit 'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a #ardrobe 'm tired o! arguing 2 don't mean to mean but it's all can be t's 'ust me And am +hatever you say am ! #asn't$ then #hy #ould say am* n the papers$ the ne#s$ everyday am 1adio #on't even play my 'am -ause am +hatever you say am ! #asn't$ then #hy #ould say am* n the papers$ the ne#s$ everyday am don't "no# it's 'ust the #ay am Sometimes 'ust !eel li"e my !ather$ hate to be bothered +ith all o! this nonsense it's constant And Doh it's 'ust lyrical content(D The song D6uilty -onscienceD has gotten such rotten responses And all o! this controversy circles me

And it seems li"e the media immediately points a !inger at me So point one bac" at 'em But not the inde< or the pin"y or the ring or the thumb t's the one you put up #hen you don't give a !uc" +hen you #on't 'ust put up #ith the bullshit they pull -ause they !ull o! shit too +hen a dude's gettin bullied and shoots up your school And they blame it on Marilyn 2 and the heroin +here #ere the parents at* And loo" at #here it's at middle America ;o# it's a tragedy ;o# it's so sad to see An upper class city having this happening Then attac" Eminem cause rap this #ay But 'm glad cause they !eed me the !uel That need !or the !ire to burn and it's burnin' and have returned And am +hatever you say am ! #asn't$ then #hy #ould say am* n the papers$ the ne#s$ everyday am 1adio #on't even play my 'am -ause am +hatever you say am ! #asn't$ then #hy #ould say am* n the papers$ the ne#s$ everyday am don't "no# it's 'ust the #ay am 'm so sic" and tired o! being admired That #ish that #ould 'ust die or get !ired And drop !rom my label and stop #ith the !ables 'm not gonna be able to top #hat my name is And pigeon holdin' to some poppy sensations They cop me rotation at 1oc" ';' 1oll stations And 'ust do not have the patience To deal #ith this coc"y -aucasians +ho thin" 'm some #igga #ho 'ust tries to be blac" -ause tal" #ith an accent and grab on my balls So they al#ays "eep as"ing the same !uc"ing 7uestions +hat school did go to* +hat hood gre# up in* The #hy* The #ho$ #hat* +hen and #here and the ho#* Till 'm grabbing my hair and 'm tearing it out &ou've been driving me cra,y$ can't ta"e it 'm racing$ 'm pacing$ stand and sit And 'm than"!ul !or every !an that get But can't ta"e a shit in the bathroom +ithout someone standing by it

;o #on't sign your autograph &ou can call me an asshole 'm glad cause am +hatever you say am ! #asn't$ then #hy #ould say am* n the papers$ the ne#s$ everyday am 1adio #on't even play my 'am -ause am +hatever you say am ! #asn't$ then #hy #ould say am* n the papers$ the ne#s$ everyday am don't "no# it's 'ust the #ay am *%e .eal Slim S%ad+ (Tal"ing) May have your attention please$ may have your attention please$ #ill the real slim shady please stand up$ repeat #ill the real slim shady please stand up === #e're gonna have a problem here === (3erse F) &a'll act li"e you never seen a #hite person be!ore 'a#s all on the !loor li"e pam and tommy 'ust burst in the door and started #hoopin her ass #orse than be!ore they !irst #ere divorced thro#ing her over !urniture (aaaaaah) t's the return o! the=== Da###==#ait$ no #ait$ you're "idding$ he didn't 'ust say #hat thin" he did$ did he*D and 4r= 4re said=== nothing you idiots$ 4r 4re's dead he's loc"ed in my bassment !eminist #omen love eminem chic"a chic"a chic"a slim shady$ D 'm sic" o! him$ loo"it him #al"in around$ grabbin his you "no# #hat !lippin' to you "no# #hoD Dyeah$ but he's so cute thoughD yeah$ probably got a couple o! scre#s up in my head loose but no #orse than #hat's goin on in your parents bedroom (eheheheh) sometimes$ #anna get on T3 and 'ust let loose but cant$ but it's cool !or Tom 6reen to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips$ My bum is on your lips and i! 'm luc"y$ you might 'ust give it a little "iss

and that's the message that #e deliver to little "ids and e<pect them not to "no# #hat a #oman's clitoris is o! course they're gonna "no# #hat intercourse is by the time they hit ?th grade they got the discovery channel$ dont they* #e ain't nothing but mammals #ell$ some o! us cannibals #ho cut other people open li"e cantelopes but i! #e can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope but i! you !eel li"e !eel$ got the antedote #omen #ave your pantehose$ sing the chorus and it goes============== (-horus) 'm Slim Shady$ yes$ 'm the real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are 'ust imitating so #ont the real Slim Shady please stand up$ please stand up$ please stand up cause 'm Slim Shady$ yes$ 'm the real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are 'ust imitating so #ont the real Slim Shady please stand up$ please stand up$ please stand up (3erse >) +ill Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records #ell do$ so !uc" him and !uc" you too you thin" give a damn about a grammy hal! o! you critics can't even stomach me$ let alone stand me Dbut slim$ #hat i! you #in$ #ouldn't it be #eirdD #hy* so you guys can 'ust lie to get me here so you can sit me here ne<t to britney spears shit$-hristina Aguilera better s#itch me chairs so can sit ne<t to -arson 4aly and 8red 4urst and hear em argue over #ho she gave head to !irst little bitch$ put me on blast on MT3 Dyeah$ he's cute$ but thin" he's married to 5im$ hee heeD should do#nload her audio on M/I and sho# the #orld ho# you gave eminem 34 (aaaaaah) 'm sic" o! you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me so have been sent here to destroy you and there's a million o! us 'ust li"e me #ho cuss li"e me$ #ho 'ust don't give a !uc" li"e me #ho dress li"e me$ #al"$ tal" and act li"e me and 'ust might be the ne<t best thing$ but not 7uite me================= (-horus) 'm Slim Shady$ yes$ 'm the real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are 'ust imitating so #ont the real Slim Shady please stand up$ please stand up$ please stand up cause 'm Slim Shady$ yes$ 'm the real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are 'ust imitating

so #ont the real Slim Shady please stand up$ please stand up$ please stand up (3erse I) 'm li"e a head trip to listen to cause 'm only givin you things you 'o"e about #ith your !riends inside you livin' room the only di!!erence is got the balls to say it in !ront o! ya'll and aint gotta be !alse or sugar coated at all 'ust get on the mic and spit it and #hether you li"e to admit it (riiip) 'ust shit it better than BCJ you rappers out can then you #onder ho# can "ids eat up these albums li"e valiums it's !unny$cause at the rate 'm going #hen 'm thirty 'll be the only person in the nursing home !lirting pinchin nurses asses #hen 'm 'ac"in o!! #ith 'ergen's and 'm 'er"in' but this #hole bag o! viagra isn't #or"ing in every single person there's a slim shady lur"in he could be #or"in at burger "ing$ spittin on your onion rings or in the par"ing lot$ circling$ screamin dont give a !uc" #ith his #indo#s do#n and his system up so #ill the real shady please stand up and put F o! those !ingers on each hand up and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and F more time$ loud as you can$ ho# does it go* ================= (-horus) 'm Slim Shady$ yes$ 'm the real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are 'ust imitating so #ont the real Slim Shady please stand up$ please stand up$ please stand up cause 'm Slim Shady$ yes$ 'm the real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are 'ust imitating so #ont the real Slim Shady please stand up$ please stand up$ please stand up cause 'm Slim Shady$ yes$ 'm the real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are 'ust imitating so #ont the real Slim Shady please stand up$ please stand up$ please stand up cause 'm Slim Shady$ yes$ 'm the real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are 'ust imitating so #ont the real Slim Shady please stand up$ please stand up$ please stand up (Tal"ing) haha guess it's a slim shady in all o! us======== !uc" it let's all stand up

.emember 0e1 > Featuring .(2 and Stic!+ Finga3 [1BK] 1emember me* (DSeven e<ecutionsD) 1emember me* (D have no remorseD) 1emember me* (D 'm '9igh /o#ered'D) 1emember me* (D drop bombs li"e 9iroshimaD) 8or this one it's the K$ you retarded* -ause grab the mic and get 40+;$ li"e Syndrome 9ide and roam into the masses$ #ithout boundaries #hich 7uali!ies me !or the term DuniversalD +ithout no rehearsal$ lea" #ords that's controversial %i"e 'm not$ the one you #anna contest$ see cause 'll hit yo' ass li"e the train did that bitch that got DBanned 8rom T3D 22 heavy#eight hitter 9it you #atch your #hole head split up %oco2is2the2motion$ #e comin through 9ollo# tips is the lead$ the =?L thre# [Stic"y 8inga,] 1emember me* (DThro# ya gun, in the air(D) 1emember me* (DSlam( Slam(D) 1emember me* (D;igga 'Bacda!ucup'D) 1emember me* (D-h"a2ch"a20ny<(D) ;igga, that ta"e no !or an ans#er$ get told no &eah been told no but it #as more li"e$ D;o$ no$ no(((D %i!e a bitch that'll !uc" you i! you let her Better come better than better to be a competitor this vet is ahead o!$ The shit is all redder$ you deader and deader A medic instead2a the cheddars and credda Settle vendetta one metal beretta !rom ghetto to ghetto Evidence* ;0/E( ;ever leave a shred2o! got the soul o! every rapper in me$ love me or hate me My moms got raped by the industry and made me 'm the illest nigga ever$ told you get more pussy than them dy"e bitches Total +ant bee!$ nigga* /BBT( &ou better dead that shit My name should be D-an't2Believe2That2;igga2Said2That2ShitD /robably sayin$ D9e ain't a "illerD$ but 'm "illin mysel! Smo"e death$ !uc" bitches ra#$ on the "itchen !loor So thin" #hat 'ma do to you$ have done to you 6ot nigga, in my hood #ho'd do that shit !or a blunt or t#o +hat you #anna do$ coc"suc"ers* +e gloc" busters 'Til the cops cu!! us$ #e'll start ruc"us and drop bloc"busters '1ound the cloc" hustlers$ you cannot touch us 'm gettin #ires nigga, #antin me dead$ #antin my head &ou thin" it could be somethin said* MGechoesGN

[Eminem] 1emember me* (D 'ust don't give a !uc"(D) 1emember me* (D&eah$ !uc" you too(D) 1emember me* (D 'm lo# do#n and 'm shi!ty(D) 1emember me* (D 'm Shady(D) +hen go out$ 'ma go out shootin don't mean #hen die$ mean #hen go out to the club$ stupid 'm tryin to clear up my !uc"in' image$ so promised the !uc"in critics #ouldn't say D!uc"inD !or si< minutes (Gclic"G Si< minutes$ Slim Shady$ you're on) My baby's mom$ bitch made me an angry blonde So made me a song$ "illed her and put 9ailie on may be #rong$ "eep thin"in these cra,y thoughts in my cranium$ but 'm stuc" #ith a cra,y mom (D s she really on as much dope as you say she's on*D) -ame home$ and somebody musta bro"e in the bac" #indo# and stole t#o loaded machine guns and both o! my trenchcoats Sic" sic" dreams o! picnic scenes$ t#o "ids$ si<teen #ith M2FO's and ten clips each And them shits reach through si< "ids each And Slim gets blamed in Bill -lint's speech to !i< these streets* 8)-5 T9AT( /BBT( Tou !aggots can vanish to volcanic ash and re2appear in hell #ith a can o! gas$ A;4 a match A!termath$ 4re$ grab the gat$ sho# 'em #here it's at (+hat the !uc" you starin at$ nigga*) 4on't you remember me*( 1emember me*(( 1emember me**( 1EMEMBE1 ME(((( ,4m (ac! -horusH Eminem (repeat ?K) That's #hy they call me Slim Shady ( 'm Bac") 'm Bac" ( 'm Bac") [S% M S9A4&(] 'm Bac" [Eminem] murder a rhyme one #ord at a time &ou never$ heard o! a mind as perverted as mine &ou better$ get rid o! that nine$ it ain't gonna help +hat good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himsel!* 'm #aitin !or hell li"e hell shit 'm an<ious as hell Manson$ you're sa!e in that cell$ be than"!ul it's 'ail used to be my mommy's little angel at t#elve Thirteen #as puttin shells in a gauge on a shel!

used to$ get pun"ed and bullied on my bloc" 'til cut a "itten's head o!! and stuc" it in this "id's mailbo< MDMom( M0M(DN used to give a 2 !uc"$ no# could give a !uc" less +hat do thin" o! suc2cess* t suc"s$ too much press 'm stressed Too much stares t#o breasts$ too upset t's 'ust too much mess$ guess must 'ust ble# up 7uic" (yes) 6re# up 7uic" (no) #as raised right +hatever you say is #rong$ #hatever say is right &ou thin" o! my name no# #henever you say$ D9iD Became a commodity because 'm +292 2 2T2E$ cu, MT3 #as so !riendly to me -an't #ait 'til 5im sees me ;o# is it #orth it* %oo" at my li!e$ ho# is it per!ect* 1ead my lips bitch$ #hat$ my mouth isn't #or"in* &ou hear this !inger* 0h it's upside do#n 9ere$ let me turn this mother!uc"er up right no# -horus [Eminem] ta"e each individual degenerate's head and reach into it 'ust to see i! he's in!luenced by me i! he listens to music And i! he !eeds into this shit he's an innocent victim and becomes a puppet on the string o! my tennis shoe MGvocal scratchesGN My name is Slim Shady been cra,y #ay be!ore radio didn't play me The sensational MGvocal scratch DBac" is the incredible(DGN +ith 5en 5ani!!$ #ho 'ust !inds the men edible t's 5en 5ani!! on the$ internet Tryin to$ lure your "ids #ith him$ into bed t's a$ sic" #orld #e live in these days DSlim !or /ete's sa"es put do#n -hristopher 1eeve's legs(D 6ee,$ you guys are so sensitive DSlim it's a touchy sub'ect$ try and 'ust don't mention itD Mind #ith no sense in it$ !ried to get so !renetic #hose eyes get so s7uinted$ 'm blind !rom smo"in 'em #ith my #indo#s tinted$ #ith nine limos rented 4oin lines o! co"e in 'em$ #ith a bunch o! guys hoppin out all high and indo scented MGinhales$ e<halesGN And that's #here get my name !rom$ that's #hy they call me -horus [Eminem] ta"e seven [2222] !rom [222222222]$ stand 'em all in line Add an A52?A$ a revolver$ a nine a Mac"2FF and it oughta solve the problem o! mine and that's a #hole school o! bullies shot up all at one time -ause ( 'mmmm) Shady$ they call me as cra,y as the #orld #as over this #hole &>5 thing

And by the #ay$ ;'Sync$ #hy do they sing* Am the only one #ho reali,es they stin"* Should dye my hair pin" and care #hat y'all thin"* %ip sync and buy a bigger si,e o! earrings* t's #hy tend to bloc" out #hen hear things -ause all these !ans screamin is ma"in my ears ring (A9999((() So 'ust$ thro# up a middle !inger and let it linger longer than the rumor that #as stic"in it to -hristina -ause i! ever stuc" it to any singer in sho#bi, it'd be .enni!er %ope,$ and /u!!y you "no# this( 'm sorry /u!!$ but don't give a !uc" i! this chic" #as my o#n mother still !uc" her #ith no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a ne# brother at the same time and 'ust say that it ain't mine$ #hat's my name* -horus [Eminem MGvocal scratchingGN] 6uess #ho's b2bac"$ bac" 6ue2gue2guess #ho's bac" (9i mom() MGscratchGN 6uess #ho's bac" MGscratchGN 6ue MGscratchGN guess #ho's bac" 42F> MGscratchGN 6uess #ho's bac" 6ue$ gue2gue2gue$ guess #ho's bac" 4r= 4re MGscratchGN 6uess #ho's bac" Bac" bac" MGscratchGN bac" MGscratchGN Slim Shady$ >CCF 'm ble# out !rom this blunt (GsighsG) !uc" 0ar5%all 0at%er5 &ou "no# 'ust don't get it %ast year #as nobody This year 'm sellin records ;o# everyone #ants to come around li"e o#e 'em something +hat the !uc" you #ant !rom me* Ten million dollars( 6et the !uc" outta here( &ou see 'm 'ust Marshall Mathers (Marshal Mathers) 'm 'ust a regular guy don't "no# #hy All the !uss about me (8uss about me) ;obody ever gave a !uc" be!ore All they did #as doubt me (4id #as doubt me) ;o# everybody #anna run they mouth

And try to ta"e shots at me (Ta"e shots at me) &o$ you might see me 'oggin' &ou might see me #al"in' &ou might see me #al"in' a dead 1ott#eiler dog +ith his head chopped o!! in the par" #ith a spi"ed collar 9ollering at him cause the son o! a bitch #ont 7uit bar"ing 0r leaning out a #indo# #ith a coc"ed shotgun 4riving up the bloc" in the car that they shot /ac in %oo"in !or Big's "illers$ dressin' ridiculous Blue and red li"e don't see #hat the big deal is 4ouble barrel t#elve gauge bigger than -hris +allace /issed o!!$ cause Biggie and /ac 'ust missed all this +atchin' all these cheap imitations get rich o!! em And get dollars that should've been theirs li"e they s#itched #allets And amidst all this -ris poppin and #rist #atches 'ust sit bac" and 'ust #atch and 'ust get nauseous And #al" around #ith a empty bottle o! 1emi Martin Starting shit li"e some >O year old s"inny -artman (6od 4amn t() 'm anti Bac"street and 1ic"y Martin ts instincts to "ill ; Sync don't get me started These !uc"ing brats can't sing and Britney's garbage +hat is this bitch retarded* 6imme bac" my si<teen dollars All see is sissies in maga,ines smiling (9e2he() +hatever happened to #ildin out and being violent +hatever happened to catchin a good old2!ashioned passionate Ass #hoopin' and getting your shoes$ coat$ and your hat too"en ;e# "ids on the bloc" suc" a lot o! dic" Boy@girl groups ma"e me sic" And can't #ait till catch all you !aggots in public 'mma love it (9a2ha2ha) 3anilla ce don't li"e me ()h2uh) 9e said some shit in 3ibe to spite me (&ep() Then #ent and dyed his hair 'ust li"e me (9eh2heh) A bunch o! little "ids #anna s#ear 'ust li"e me And run around screamin D don't care$ 'ust bite meD (;a2na) thin" #as put here to annoy the #orld And destroy your little !our2year old boy or girl /lus #as put here to put !ear in !aggots #ho spray 8aygo root beer

And call them selves clo#ns cause they loo" 7ueer 8aggots #ho don't but silent gay -laimin' 4etroit$ #hen y'all live t#enty miles a#ay And don't #restle 'll "noc" you !uc"in' !aggots the !uc" out As" them about the club they #as at #hen they snuc" out A!ter they duc"ed out the bac" #hen they sa# us and bugged out 4uc"ed do#n and got paintball shot at they truc"$ plo# %oo" at y'all runnin your mouth again +hen you ain't seen a !uc"in' mile road South o! FC And don't need help !rom 42F> To beat up t#o !emales in ma"e up +ho may try to scratch me #ith %ee nails Slim Anus( &ou damn right Slim Anus don't get !uc"ed in mine li"e you t#o little !laming !aggots -ause 'm 'ust Marshall Mathers (Marshal Mathers) 'm not a #restler guy 'll "noc" you out i! you tal" about me (Tal" about me) -ome and see me on the streets alone ! you assholes doubt me (Assholes doubt me) And i! #anna run your mouth Then come and ta"e your best shot at me (Best shot at me) s it because you love me that y'all e<pect so much o! me* &ou little groupie bitch get o!! me$ go !uc" /u!!y ;o# because o! this blonde mop that's on top +ith this !uc"ed up head that 've got 've gone pop The underground 'ust spun around and did a IOC ;o# these "ids diss me and act li"e some big sissies 0h$ he 'ust did some shit #ith Missy So no# he thin"s he's too big to do some shit #ith Emcee 6et Busy My !uc"in' bitch mom suing !or ten million She must #ant a dollar !or every pill 've been stealing Shit$ #here the !uc" you thin" pic"ed up the habit All had to do #as go in her room and li!t up her mattress +hich is it bitch Mrs= Briggs or Ms= Mathers t doesn't matter 2 !aggot Tal"in about ho# !abricated my past She's 'ust aggravated #on't e'aculate in his ass So tell me #hat the hell is a !ella to do* 8or every million ma"e$ another relative sues 8amily !ighting and !ussin' 0ver !or #ho #ants to invite me to supper All o! a sudden got BC some cousins (9ey it's me() A hal! brother and sister #ho never see me

0r even bothered to call me until they sa# me on T3 ;o# everybody's so happy and proud 'm !inally allo#ed to set !oot in my girl!riend's house (9ey() And then to top it o!! #al" to the ne#sstand And buy this cheap ass maga,ine #ith a !ood stamp S"ipped to the last page !lipped right !ast And #hat do see* A picture o! my big #hite ass( 0"$ lemme give you mother!uc"ers some help )h here 4ouble K%$ 4ouble K% ;o# your maga,ine shouldn't have so much trouble to sell A## !uc" it 'll even buy a couple mysel! -ause 'm 'ust Marshall Mathers (Marshal Mathers) 'm 'ust a regular guy don't "no# All the !uss about me (8uss about me) ;obody ever gave a !uc" be!ore All they did #as doubt me (4id #as doubt me) ;o# everybody #anna run they mouth And try to ta"e shots at me (Ta"e shots at me) -ause 'm 'ust Marshall Mathers (Marshal Mathers) 'm 'ust a regular guy don't "no# All the !uss about me (8uss about me) ;obody ever gave a !uc" be!ore All they did #as doubt me (4id #as doubt me) ;o# everybody #anna run they mouth And try to ta"e shots at me (Ta"e shots at me) Ken Kani66 5!it" )h$ oh yeah 0h$ suc" it 0h$ !uc" you 0h$ Shaggy 0h$ this is #hy they call you t#o dope ain't it 0h$ !uc" you 0h$ ta"e it out$ ta"e it out 0h$ no# give something to .ay 0h$ violent .ay +ait don't bite it

4on't be violent #ith it no# 'ust suc" it ;ice and slo#$ yeah 0h$ oh !uc" yeah &ou got oh ;o# give it bac" to Shagy 9e #as suc"ing it better 0h$ no# say my name (Eminem) Say my name (Eminem) +9AT* 0h !uc" you guys 6ive me my dic" bac" 8uc" you guys ! you #ant Eminem you can have Eminem 8uc" you guys 'm leaving (5en no() (5en #ait$ oh damn) (;ice going Shaggy) Drug (allad MlaugherN 0oh shit (ooh$ hey$ ooh) 6uess #hat* ain't coming in yet$ 'll come in in a minute Ayo$ this is my love song t goes li"e this Bac" #hen Mar" +allburg #as Mar"y Mar" This is ho# #e used to ma"e the party start +e used to mi< in #ith Bacardi 4ar" And #hen it "ic"s in you can hardly tal" And by the si<th gin you gon' probably cra#l And you'll be sic" then and you'll probably bar! And my prediction is you gon' probably !all Either some#here in the lobby or the hall#ay #all And everything's spinnin' &ou're beginning to thin" #omen are s#immin in pin" linen Again in the sin" Then in a couple o! minutes that bottle o! 6uinness is !inished &ou are no# allo#ed to o!!icially slap bitches &ou have the right to remain violent and start #ildin' Start a !ight #ith the same guy that #as smart eyein' you 6et in the car and start it and start drivin 0ver the island and cause a ?> car pile up Earth calling$ pilot to co2pilot

%oo"ing !or li!e on this planet sir$ no sign o! it All i could see is a bunch o! smo"e !lyin And 'm so high that might die i! go by it %et me out o! this place 'm outta place 'm in in outter space$ 've 'ust vanished #ithout a trace 'm going to a pretty place no# #here the !lo#ers gro# 'll be bac" in an hour or so -ause every time go to try to leave (+hoa) Somethin' "eeps pullin on my sleeve (+hoa) dont #anna but gotta stay (+hoa) These drugs really gotta hold on me (+hoa) -ause everytime try ta tell 'em no (+hoa) They #on't let me ever let 'em go (+hoa) 'm a suc"er all gotta say (+hoa) s drug's really gotta hold on me* n third grade all used to do +as sni!! glue through a tube and play rubi< cube Seventeen years later 'm as rude as you Schemein on the !irst chic" #ith the hugest boobs got no game and every !ace loo"s the same They got no name so i don't need game to play 'ust say #hatever #ant$ to #hoever #ant +henever i #ant$ #herever #ant$ ho#ever #ant 9o#ever do sho# some respect to !e# This ecstacy has got me standin ne<t to you 6ettin sentimental as !uc"$ spillin' guts to you +e 'ust met but thin" 'm in love #ith you But you're on it too so you tell me you love me too +a"e up in the morning li"e D&o #hat the !uc" #e do*D gotta go bitch$ you "no# got stu!! to do -ause i! get caught cheatin then 'm stuc" #ith you But in the long run these drugs are probably gonna catch up sooner or later But !uc" it 'm on one so let's en'oy %et the K destroy your spinal chord$ So it's not a straight line no more So #e #al" around loo"in' li"e some #indup dolls Shit stic"in' out o! our bac"s li"e a dinosaur Shit si< hits #on't even get me high no more So bye !or no# 'm gonna try to !ind some more -ause every time go to try to leave (+hoa) Somethin' "eeps pullin on my sleeve (+hoa) dont #anna but gotta stay (+hoa) These drugs really gotta hold on me (+hoa) -ause everytime try ta tell 'em no (+hoa) They #on't let me ever let 'em go (+hoa) 'm a suc"er all gotta say (+hoa) s drug's really gotta hold on me*

That's the sound o! a bottle #hen it's hollo# +hen you s#allo# it all +allo# and dro#n in your sorro# And tomorro# your probably gonna #anna do it again +hat's a little spinal !luid bet#een you and a !riend$ scre# it And #hats a little bit o! alcohol poisoning* And #hats a little !ight* Tomorro# you'll be boys again t's your li!e live it ho#ever you #anna Mara'uana is every#here$ #here #as you brought up* t don't matter as long as you get #here you're goin' -ause none o! this shit's gonna mean shit #here #e're goin They tell you to stop but you 'ust sit there ignorin' Even though you #a"e up !eelin' li"e shit every morning But your young you got a lot o! drugs to do 6irls to scre#$ parties to crash$ suc"s to be you ! could ta"e it all bac" no# #ouldn't #ould've did more shit that people said that shouldnt But 'm all gro#n up no# and upgraded And graduated to better drugs and updated But still gotta a lot o! gro#in' up to do still gotta #hole lot o! thro#in' up to spe# But #hen it's all said and done be!ore "no# it 'll be !orty #ith a !orty on the porch tellin stories +ith a bottle o! .ac"$ t#o grand"ids on my lap Babysitting !or 9ailey$ #hile 9ailey's out gettin shmashed -ause every time go to try to leave (+hoa) Somethin' "eeps pullin on my sleeve (+hoa) dont #anna but gotta stay (+hoa) These drugs really gotta hold on me (+hoa) -ause everytime try ta tell 'em no (+hoa) They #on't let me ever let 'em go (+hoa) 'm a suc"er all gotta say (+hoa) s drug's really gotta hold on me* -ause every time go to try to leave (+hoa) Somethin' "eeps pullin on my sleeve (+hoa) dont #anna but gotta stay (+hoa) These drugs really gotta hold on me (+hoa) -ause everytime try ta tell 'em no (+hoa) They #on't let me ever let 'em go (+hoa) 'm a suc"er all gotta say (+hoa) s drug's really gotta hold on me* 4rugs really got a hold on me 1eally got a hold on me -ause drugs really got a hold on me They really got a hold on me

Amit+ville ("ill "ill "ill) 4ahh2dum$ dahh2dum== dum 4ahh2dum$ dahh2dum$ duh2da2da2da2da ("ill "ill "ill) 4ahh2dum$ dahh2dum== dum 4ahh2dum$ dahh2dum$ dumm== ("ill "ill "ill) -horusH Eminem Mentally illll !rom Amityvilllle ( %%%%) Accidentally "illll your !amily stillll Thin"in he #on't* 6od2damnit he #illll (9E'SSSS) Mentally illll !rom Amityvilllle GG M9E'SSSSN 2 on repeats only GG [Eminem] get li!ted and spit until 'm hal!2t#isted 8eet planted and stand #ith a grin !ull o! chapped lipstic" MGSMA-5GN /en !ull o! in"$ thin" sin!ul and rap sic" shit Shrin" pencil me in !or my last visit 4rin" gin til my chin's !ull o! splashed #his"ers MG#hooshGN 9ash #his"ey and ash til slap bitches MGsmac"GN As" Bi,,y$ he's been here the past si< years Mash #ith me you'll get in imagine this -horus >K [Bi,arre] !uc"ed my cousin in his asshole$ slit my mother's throat MGA99999999(GN 6uess #ho Slim Shady 'ust signed to nterscope* My little sister's birthday$ she'll remember me 8or a gi!t had ten o! my boys ta"e her virginity MGMmm mm mmm(GN And bitches "no# me as a horny ass !rea" Their mother #asn't raped$ ate her pussy #hile she #as 'sleep /issy2drun"$ thro#in up in the urinal (&0) 8)-5 ; 90M0() That's #hat said at my dad's !uneral -horus >K [Eminem] That's #hy the city is !illed #ith a bunch o! !uc"in idiots still (still) That's #hy the !irst mother!uc"er poppin some shit he gets "illed ("illed) That's #hy #e don't call it 4etroit$ #e call it Amityville ('3ille)

&ou can get capped a!ter 'ust havin a cavity !illed (!illed) Ahahahaha$ that's #hy #e're cro#ned the murder capital still (still) This ain't 4etroit$ this is mother!uc"in 9amburger 9ill( (9ill() +e don't do drivebys$ #e par" in !ront o! houses and shoot and #hen the police come #e !uc"in shoot it out #ith them too( That's the mentality here (here) that's the reality here (here) 4id 'ust hear somebody say they #anna challenge me here** (huh*) +hile 'm holdin a pistol #ith this many calibres here** (here**) 6ot some registration and 'ust made this shit valid this year* (year*) -ause once snap can't be held accountable !or my acts and that's #hen accidents happen$ #hen a thousand bullets come at your house and collapse the !oundation around and they !ound you and your !amily in it (A99999() 60T 4AM; T 9E MEA;T T +9E; 9E TE%%S &0) -horus >K 4um$ tahh2dum== ta2dah2da 4um$ tahh2dum== ta2dah2da 4um$ tahh2dum== ta2dah2da 4um$ tahh2dum== ta2dah2da 4um$ tahh2dum== ta2dah2da 4um$ tahh2dum== ta2dah2da 4um$ tahh2dum== ta2dah2da 4um$ tahh2dum== ta2dah2da 4um== (itc% Plea5e Part ,, [Snoop](4r= 4re) (&eah$ #hat up 4etroit*) ;ah2uh$ nah2uh uh2uh oh no he didn't They didn't do it again +ha2#hat* +hat* &ou shit on these niggas t#o times 4r= 4re* (0h !a'sure) )h2uh no &ou smell dat* This is special right here +ha2#hat* +ha2#hat* +hat* t's a toast to the boogie baby To tha boogie oogie2oogie &eah ya "no# +hat's crac"ing 4re* [4r= 4re] .us let me lay bac" and "ic" some mo' simplistic pimp shit 0n Slim's shit$ start riots li"e %imp Bi,"it

(%imp Bi,"it() Thro# on 6uilty -onscience at concerts And #atch mosh pits till mother!uc"ers "noc" each other unconscious (That's right nigga) Some o! these cro#ds that Slim dra#s s ro#dy as -rensha# Boulevard #hen it's pac"ed and !ull o! cars Some o! these cro#ds me and Snoop dra# s niggas !rom -rensha#$ !rom %ong Beach to South -entral (+hoa() G6irl screams ;ot these niggas again$ these gro#n ass ignorant men +ith hand triggers again (Shit) &ou and #hat army$ could harm me 4212E and Shady #ith 4oggy !rom %ong Beach (Snoop$ Eastside) +e came a long #ay to ma"ing these songs play t a be a #rong move to stare at me tha #rong #ay got a long u,2 and carry it all day Sometimes it's li"e a nightmare$ 'ust being An2dre But === [Snoop 4ogg] Someho# some#ay 9ello nigga( &ou "no# about 4oggy$ Snoop 4ogg ;o# let me cut these niggas up And sho# 'em #here tha !uc" 'm comin' !rom get tha party crac"in' #ith the shit that be spittin son 9it and run$ get it done$ get the !unds$ split and run 6ot about LC guns$ and love all o! 'em the same Bang( Bang( 4amn baby girl #hat's yo name* !orgot$ #hat'd you say it #as* 4amn a nigga bu,,ed (8uc"ed up) 9angin' in tha club #it my nephe# Eminem (+hat's up Slim*) +hat up cu,* (+hat's up Snoop*) The great #hite American hope 4one hoo"ed up #ith the "ing o! the mutha!uc"in' +est -oast baby [;ate 4ogg] And you really don't #anna !uc" #it me 0nly nigga that trust is me 8uc" around and ma"e me bust this heat Ggunshot [Snoop] That's the devil$ they al#ays #anna dance [K,ibit]

'm the head nigga in charge 'm #atching you move &ou're !ound dead in your garage +ith FC o'cloc" ne#s coverage 6otta love it cause e<pose tha !asciad &our little lungs is too small to hot bo< #ith 6od All 'o"es aside come bounce #it us Standing over you #ith a F> gauge about to bust t's li"e ashes to ashes and dust to dust might leave in a body bag but never in cu!!s So #ho do you trust$ they 'ust not rugged enough +hen things get rough 'm in tha club shooting #ith /u!! G6unshots Bitch please$ you must have a mental disease Assume tha position and get bac" do#n on your "nees come on G6unshots [;ate 4ogg] And you really don't #anna !uc" #it me 0nly nigga that trust is me 8uc" around and ma"e me bust this heat Ggunshot [Snoop] That's the devil$ they al#ays #anna dance [;ate 4ogg] And you really don't #anna !uc" #it me 0nly nigga that trust is me 8uc" around and ma"e me bust this heat Ggunshot [Snoop] That's the devil$ they al#ays #anna dance [Eminem as Snoop] (Snoop) Ah no$ Big Slim 4ogg$ PC pound balls (+hat*) 4ic" si< inch long (9uh*) Bac" up in tha heesy baby 9e's Shady( (9e's so cra,y() [Eminem] 6ive me tha mic$ let me recite to Timothy +hite /ic"ets outside the nterscope o!!ices every night +hat i! he's right* 'm 'ust a criminal ma"ing a livin' o!! the #orld's misery +hat in the #orld gives me the right* To say #hat li"e and #al" around !lippin' the bird %ivin' tha urban li!e li"e a #hite "id !rom the 'burbs 4reamin at night and screamin' at moms schemin' to leave 1un a#ay !rom home and gro# to be as evil as me

'ust #ant you all to notice me and people to see That some#here deep do#n is a decent human being in me t 'ust can't be !ound so the reason you've been seeing this me s cause this is me no#$ the recent dude is being this mean So #hen you see me dressin' up li"e a nerd on T3 0r heard tha -4 using tha !ag #ord so !reely t's 'ust me being me$ here #ant me to tone it do#n Suc" my !uc"in' dic" ya !aggot( &ou happy no#* %oo" here( start some trouble every#here that go As" tha bouncers in the club cause they "no# start some shit they thro# me out the bac" do' -ome bac" and shoot the club up #it a !o2!our [;ate 4ogg] And you really don't #anna !uc" #it me 0nly nigga that trust is me 8uc" around and ma"e me bust this heat Ggunshot [Snoop] That's the devil$ they al#ays #anna dance [;ate 4ogg] And you really don't #anna !uc" #it me 0nly nigga that trust is me 8uc" around and ma"e me bust this heat Ggunshot [Snoop] That's the devil$ they al#ays #anna dance [K,ibit] >CCF and !orever Slim Shady$ 4r= 4re$ Snoop 4ogg$ the K to the Q$ ;ate 4ogg -ome on yeah Kim [Eminem] A## loo" at daddy's baby girl That's daddy baby %ittle sleepy head &esterday changed your diaper +iped you and po#dered you= 9o# did you get so big* -an't believe it no# your t#o Baby you're so precious 4addy's so proud o! you Sit do#n bitch ! you move again 'll beat the shit out o! you [Eminem](Eminem as 5im)

(0"ay) 4on't ma"e me #a"e this baby She don't need to see #hat 'm about to do Euit crying bitch$ #hy do you al#ays ma"e me shout at you* 9o# could you* .ust leave me and love him out the blue 0h$ #hat's a matter 5im* Am too loud !or you* Too bad bitch$ your gonna !inally hear me out this time At !irst$ 'm li"e all right &ou #anna thro# me out* That's !ine( But not !or him to ta"e my place$ are you out you're mind* This couch$ this T3$ this #hole house is mine( 9o# could you let him sleep in our bed* %oo" at 5im %oo" at your husband no#( (;o() said loo" at him( 9e ain't so hot no# is he* %ittle pun"( (+hy are you doing this*) Shut the !uc" up( (&ou're drun"( &ou're never going to get a#ay at this() &ou thin" give a !uc"( -ome on #e're going !or a ride bitch (;o() Sit up !ront (+ell can't 'ust leave 9aley alone$ #hat i! she #a"es up*) +e'll be right bac" +ell #ill you'll be in the trun" So long$ bitch you did me so #rong don't #anna go on %iving in this #orld #ithout you So long$ bitch you did me so #rong don't #anna go on %iving in this #orld #ithout you &ou really !uc"ed me 5im &ou really did a number on me ;ever "ne# me cheating on you #ould come bac" to haunt me But #e #as "ids then 5im$ #as only FP That #as years ago thought #e #iped the slate clean That's !uc"ed up( ( love you() 0h 6od my brain is racing ( love you() +hat are you doing* -hange the station hate this song(

4oes this loo" li"e a big 'o"e* (;o() There's a !our year old boy lyin' dead #ith a slit throat n your living room$ ha2ha +hat you thin" 'm "iddin' you* &ou loved him$ didn't you* (;o() Bullshit you bitch don't !uc"ing lie to me +hat the !uc"'s this guy's problem on the side o! me* 8uc" you asshole$ yeah bite me 5im$ 5 M( +hy don't you li"e me* &ou thin" 'm ugly don't you ( t's not that() ;o you thin" 'm ugly (Baby) 6et the !uc" a#ay !rom me$ don't touch me 9ATE &0)( 9ATE &0)( S+EA1 T0 604 9ATE &0) 09 M& 604 %03E &0) 9o# the !uc" could you do this to me* (Sorry() 9o# the !uc" could you do this to me* So long$ bitch you did me so #rong don't #anna go on %iving in this #orld #ithout you So long$ bitch you did me so #rong don't #anna go on %iving in this #orld #ithout you -ome on get out ( can't 'm scared) said get out bitch( (%et go o! my hair$ please don't do this baby) (/lease love you$ loo" #e can 'ust ta"e 9aley and leave) 8uc" you$ you did this to us &ou did it$ it's your !ault 0h my 6od 'm crac"in' up 6et a grip Marshall 9ey remember the time #e #ent to Brian's party* And you #ere li"e so drun" that you thre# up all over Archie That #as !unny #asn't it* (&es() That #as !unny #asn't it* (&es() See it all ma"es sense$ doesn't it* &ou and your husband have a !ight 0ne o! you tries to grab a "ni!e

And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adams apple sliced (;o() And #hile this is goin' on 9is son 'ust #o"e up and he 'ust #al"s in She panics and he gets his throat cut (0h my 6od() So no# they both dead and you slash your o#n throat So no# it's double homicide and suicide #ith no note should have "no#n better #hen you started to act #eird +e could've===9E&( +here you going* 6et bac" here( &ou can't run !rom me 5im t's 'ust us$ nobody else( &ou're only ma"ing this harder on yoursel! 9a( 9a( 6ot'cha( (Ahh() 9a( 6o ahead yell( 9ere 'll scream #ith you( A9 S0MEB04& 9E%/( 4on't you get it bitch$ no one can hear you* ;o# shut the !uc" up and get #hat's comin to you &ou #ere supposed to love me G5im cho"ing ;0+ B%EE4( B T-9 B%EE4( B%EE4( B T-9 B%EE4( B%EE4( So long$ bitch you did me so #rong don't #anna go on %iving in this #orld #ithout you So long$ bitch you did me so #rong don't #anna go on %iving in this #orld #ithout you <nder t%e ,n6luence ;ah2nah2nah2nah2nah2nah2nah nah2nah2nah nah2nah (repeat ><) [Eminem] Translation So you can suc" my dic" i! you don't li"e$ my shit -ause #as high #hen #rote this so suc"$ my dic" 2 ha ha( T#o pills pop$ 'til my pupils s#ell up li"e t#o pennies 'm -lint East#ood in his mid2t#enties A young ass man #ith a trash can strapped to the bac" o! his ass so the rats can't che# through his last pants 'm li"e a mummy at night$ !ightin #ith bright lightning 8rightened #ith !ive little #hite 3icadin pills bitin him

'm li"e a !uc"in #asp in the hospital lost Stingin the !uc" outta everything come across in the halls light a candle and place it up on the mantle 6rab a "ni!e at the blade and stab you #ith the !uc"in handle So #hen you !ind yoursel! #rapped up in the blinds$ hurtin [S#i!ty] Bitch it's too late [Eminem] -ause once you're hung !rom the drapes$ it's curtains [S#i!ty] 'm an instigator$ =IPC slug penetrator 4egradin$ creatin murders to "ill haters Accused !or every crime "no#n through the e7uator They "ne# did it (uh2huh) !or havin blood on my 'gators My #eed'll hit yo' chest li"e a double barrel gauge an' 'm a blac" grenade that'll blo# up in yo' !ace MGB%AMGN +ith a !i!th in me$ #hen gu,,le 1emi do shit on purpose &ou never hear me say$ D8orgive meD 'm snatchin every penny 2 it gotta be that #ay nigga$ !ace it That #eed sold to you$ Brigade laced it &ou hidin$ ma"e the president get a !aceli!t ;igga, 'ust a!raid$ handin me they bracelets -hillin in the lab #asted 'm the type that'll drin" 5ahlua and gin 2 thro# up on the mic &our li!e is ruined$ you get soc"ed right on site And even at the Million Man March$ #e gon' !ight -horusH Eminem So you can suc" my dic" i! you don't li"e$ my shit -ause #as high #hen #rote this so suc"$ my dic" -ause don't give a !uc" i! you don't li"e$ my shit -ause #as high #hen #rote this so suc"$ my dic" [Bi,arre] 'm a compulsive liar$ settin my preacher on !ire Slashin your tires$ !lyin do#n 8en"el and Meyers /lates e<pired$ soon as 'm hired$ 'm !ired .ac"in my dic" o!! in a bed o! barbed #ire (9ey$ is Bi,arre per!orming*) Bitch didn't you read the !lyer* Special invited guest #ill be$ 1ichard /ryor (Aren't you a male dancer*) ;ah bitch$ 'm retired 8uc"in your bitch in the ass #ith a tire iron 'm ripped$ 'm on an acid trip My 4.'s in a coma !or lettin the record s"ip== MGneedle popsGN %ettin the record s"ip== MGneedle popsGN %ettin the record s"ip== MGneedle popsGN (4amn() MG4. reverses the record and scratches it bac" on beatGN 'm !uc"in anything #hen 'm snortin t's gonna cost ICC dollars to get my pit bull an abortion

MGdog #hinesGN Some bitch as"ed !or my autograph called her a #hore$ spit beer in her !ace and laughed drop bombs li"e #as in 3ietnam All bitches is hoes$ even my stin"in ass mom [5univa] Aiyyo !lashbac"$ t#o !eets$ t#o deep up in that ass crac" +eed laced #ith somethin MGgun coc"sGN nigga pass that n Amsterdam #e only hang out #ith hash rats At a 'Stop the 3iolence' rally$ blast gats Be your mom on publishin$ get your AS-A/2ped The 5univa$ divide up your cash stac" +ant your mother!uc"in poc"ets$ ASA/ don't need a platinum chain$ bitch snatch Sha7's Born loser$ hal! thei! and hal! blac" Bring your boys and your guns and get laughed at Bitch smac"er$ rich rappers get their .ag 'ac"ed and !ound chopped up in a trash bag [/roo!] +e stranglin rappers until the point they can't yell cause they cre# is !ull o! !ags and s#eeter than ba"e sales 1ec"less$ come !rom behind and snatch your nec"lace 6ruesome$ and causin more violence than nine hoodlums grapple your adam's apple until it crac"le 1un right past you$ turn around$ grab you and stab you 6et e<ecuted$ cu, 'm a D%uniD got a D&u"mouthD and it's polluted coc" it bac" then shoot it love snatchin up players thugs and young ballers Shoot up the household$ even the young toddlers Brigade barricade to bring the noise +hile the bullets brea" your bones up li"e -hristmas toys ! go solo$ 'm doin a song #ith Bolo A big -hinese nigga$ screamin D5univa yo yo==D leave ya !ace lea"in$ run up in church and smac" the preacher #hile he's preachin Ta"e a s#ing at the deacon [5on Artis] used to tell cats sold #eed and #eight #as straight 'til got caught sellin em sha"e 'm ignorant$ #ith the intent to snatch your rent got "ic"ed out o! summer camp !or havin se< in my tent #ith the superintendent's daughter$ my brain's out o! order 've been a 5on Artis since #as s#immin in #ater n cahoots #ith this nigga named 8all 0ut 3on +ho got !ired !rom )/S !or tryin' to send you a bomb

(Special delivery() signed to a local label !or !un Say got cancer$ get dropped$ ta"e the advancement and run 4riveby you in the rain #hile you carry your son -all your house and hang up on you !or not givin me none Born straight up out a pussy but a son o! a gun 6ot a reputation !or havin nigga, runnin they !unds )sed to be the type o! nigga that #as !oldin some one's 'til met your !at mama$ no# 'm rollin in dough -horus [Eminem] 9aha== suc" my mother!uc"in dic" 42F>== 4irty mother!uc"in 4o,en ;asty li"e a stan" slut bitch #ith thirty !uc"in husbands Bi,arre "id S#i!ty Mc3eigh The 5on Artis The 5univa 4irty 9arry 9aha$ and Slim Shady== =riminal [ ntro] A lot o! people as" me stupid !uc"in' 7uestions A lot o! people thin" that #hat say on record 0r #hat tal" about on a record That actually do in real li!e$ or that believe in it 0r i! say that #anna "ill somebody$ that 'm actually gonna do it$ or that believe in it +ell shit$ i! you believe that$ then 'll "ill you &ou "no# #hy* -u, 'm a criminal -riminal (&ou goddamn right) 'm a criminal &eah$ 'm a criminal [Eminem] My #ords are li"e a dagger #ith a 'agged edge And 'll stab you in the head$ #hether you're a !ag or les A homose<$ hermaph$ or a transeves /ants address$ hey !ags$ the ans#er's yes 9omophobic* ;ah$ you're 'ust heterophobic Starin' in my 'eans$ #atchin' my genetiles bulgin' That's my motha!uc"in' balls$ you better let go o! 'em

They belong in my scrotum$ you'll never get ahold o! 'em 9ey$ it's me$ 3ersace +hoops$ somebody shot me And #as 'ust chec"in' the mail 6et it$ chec"in' the male* 9o# many records you e<pectin' to sell* A!ter your second %/ sends you directly to 'ail -ome on$ rela< cat li"e gay men$ right 5en* 6ive me an Amen DAmen(D D/lease %ord$ it's born ease .esus 9ear us child$ help us destroy these demons )h$ please send me a brand ne# car And a prostitute$ #hile my #i!e's sic" in the hospitalD /reacher$ preacher$ Lth grade teacher &ou can't reach me$ my mom can't neither &ou can't teach me a goddamn thing -u, #atch T3 and Tomcat's cable And you ain't able to stop these thoughts &ou can't stop me !rom toppin' these charts And you can't stop me !rom droppin' each March +ith a brand ne# -4 !or these !uc"in' retards And to thin"$ it's 'ust lil' ol' me Mr= 'don't give a !uc"' still #on't leave 'm a=== F 2 'm a criminal -u, everytime #rite a rhyme These people thin" it's a crime to tell 'em #hat's on my mind guess 'm a criminal don't gotta say a #ord 'ust !lip 'em the bird and "eep goin' don't ta"e shit !rom no one 1epeat F The mother did drugs$ hard li7uor$ cigarettes and speed The baby came out dis!igured$ ligaments in need t #as a seed #ho #ould gro# up 'ust as cra,y as she 4on't dare ma"e !un o! that baby cu, that baby #as me 'm a criminal An animal caged to turn cra,ed But ho# the !uc" you supposed to gro# up #hen you #eren't raised* So as got older and got a lot taller My dic" shrun" smaller but my balls got larger drin" more li7uor to !uc" you up 7uic"er Then you'd #anna !uc" me a!ter sayin' a #ord My morals #ent Gp!tG #hen the president got oral Se< in his 0val 0!!ice on top o! his des"

8rom his o#n employee$ no# don't ignore me &ou #on't avoid me$ you can't miss me 'm #hite$ blonde hair$ and my nose is pointy 'm the bad guy #ho ma"es !un o! people that die n plane crashes$ and laughs$ as long as it ain't happen to him Slim Shady$ 'm as cra,y as Eminem and 5im combined (The maniac sent) n place o! the doctor -u, 4re couldn't ma"e it today 9e's a little under the #eather$ so 'm ta"in' his place 0h$ that's 4re$ #ith an A5 to his !ace 4on't ma"e me "ill him too and spray his brains all over the place told you 4re$ you should "ept that thing put a#ay guess that'll teach you not to let me play #ith an A 'm a criminal( [s"it] [4river] (Eminem) Alright loo" (uh2huh) .ust go up in that motha!uc"a 6et the motha!uc"in' money and get the !uc" up outta there (Alright) 'll be right here #aitin' on you (Alright) &o Em( (+hat*() 4on't "ill nobody this time( (Alright() (6oddamn$ this motha!uc"a gets on my !uc"in' nerves) [Eminem] (Ban" teller) (9i) 9o# you doin'* (9o# can help you*) &eah$ need to ma"e a #ithdra#l (0"ay) /ut the !uc"in' money in the bag bitch And #on't "ill you (0h my 6od$ don't "ill me) 'm not gonna "ill you bitch Euit loo"in' around (4on't "ill me$ 've got > "ids at home$ don't "ill me) told you 'm not gonna !uc"in' "ill you 9urry the !uc" up( Ggun shotG T9A;5 &0)( [Eminem] +indo#s tinted on my ride #hen drive in it So #hen rob a ban"$ run out and 'ust dive in it So 'll be disguised in it And i! anybody identi!ies the guy in it

'll hide !or L minutes -ome bac"$ shoot the eye#itness 8ire at the private eye hired to pry in my business 4ie bitches /assed this scratched '3ette This puppy's luc"y didn't blast his ass yet ! ever gave a !uc"$ 'd shave my nuts Tuc" my dic" in bet#een my legs and cluc" &ou motha!uc"in' chic"ens ain't brave enough To say the stu!! say$ so 'ust tape it shut Shit$ hal! the shit say$ 'ust ma"e it up To ma"e you mad$ so "iss my #hite na"ed ass And i! it's not a rapper that 'll ma"e it as 'mma be a !uc"in' rapist in a .ason mas" 1epeat F (?<)