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BUSH IS
BACK
Rhalou Allerhand takes a peek into the nation’s knickers
eye-watering wax
into the adult magazine industry, I was under
the illusion that all women let it hang out, and
was rather surprised to discover that I was
‘Not particularly,’ admits Adam, the IT Now I shave underarm and epilate the legs,
man in our office. ‘As long as you can get when I can be bothered.’
through the jungle.’ Mary’s an avid supporter of pubic hair.
The general consensus amongst my girl- ‘My boyfriend might have a preference I’m
friends seems to be somewhere in between not sure, but it’s my body hair and my time.
full bush and bald as a coot. I think he’d probably like it if I made a bit of
‘It’s like body gardening,’ says Sam, a an effort, but hardly a deal breaker, is it? And
catwalk model. ‘No one can see the water was it ever not fashionable amongst those
feature through the wisteria!’ who know? I’d be on the front line leading
But despite what fashion dictates, I have the march!’
only spoken to a surprisingly small number of My friend Lily, agrees, ‘My husband defi-
chaps who prefer their womenfolk to come nitely likes the tidy trimmed look. Easier ac-
in completely hair-free packages, and many cess I believe... But bring on the bush! Let’s
of my lady friends are all for the great bush see some real women out there instead of
comeback. women pretending to be girls.’
‘It used to be considered sexy to have ‘Most ladies don’t realise it all falls out
hairy armpits — Italian women always had when you get elderly, so best to enjoy it while
them,’ argues my mum, Alex, a long-time it’s there,’ says Eloise, an artist from Norfolk.
advocate of hirsute fashions. ‘My thoughts, which have not been scientifi-
‘I don’t remove my pubic hair any more, cally proven, is that pubic hair is there to help
I’m 100 per cent beast,’ says my friend Mary, the toxins move away from pores and keep
a solicitor in the city. ‘I used to have it waxed. one’s cunt clean.’
Eloise has even come under fire in the past
for her hairstyle of choice. ‘I nearly got beat-
en up in Middlesbrough for raising my arms
One of my male in conversation in a pub. The whole pub of
men went, “How disgusting, you should be
friends said it
ashamed of yourself!” One of my art school
male friends backed me up and said it was
very sexy and French to have underarm hair.
was very sexy They still all looked horrified. I was puzzled
and astonished by their disgust.’
It turns out that most women don’t just
hair
lesque dancer friend, Miss Take. ‘But as my
hips are rather curvy, I find an inch-wide land-
ing strip to be more flattering. I do remove all
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Since they started re-releasing 1970s porn after hairy women? ‘I’ll give you my personal
classics, the CEO of Joybear pictures, Justin opinion to why some men prefer it; it feels more
Ribeiro dos Santos, has noticed a growing pre- natural,’ says Dr Feel Good.
dilection for natural beauties. ‘I believe there is If anyone has had a chance to view one
clearly a demand for the more natural-looking, of his websites or a sepia-tinted porn film of
hirsute woman, when you consider the interest yesteryear, you’re bound to agree with me that
in retro erotica,’ he says. ‘When producing our the natural breasted, hairy beavered beauties
own films, we often seek out men and women bouncing around the screen are sexy as hell,
who look more natural and not completely and make the rubber-bodied, bronzed and
preened and pruned like some overgrown baby. completely bald porn stars of today look a little
I think too many people these days have taken bit like oily animatronics.
it too far. Here’s to hair... Well, a bit anyway!’
After discovering a gap in the market, Dr Whilst Dr Feel Good’s websites may veer
Feel Good, an adult webmaster from Califor- toward the fetish side of hirsute fashions,
nia USA, set up several websites dedicated he does have a point. Perhaps now is the
to hirsute women. ‘I was in the hospital with a time to start celebrating natural beauty. Even
broken leg in the winter of 2006. I had plenty Playboy’s photography director, Gary Cole,
of spare time with nothing to do and I started who has observed the shifting lady garden
analysing the niches in the adult entertainment landscape since 1975, acknowledges a de-
industry, which were not covered by any of my parture from a near-decade of hairless vajay-
existing websites. jays. ‘It started in the Eighties with trimming
‘I found myself browsing the Internet and and a landing strip, in part a reflection of the
looking for hairy girls with natural pussy bushes skimpier swimsuits,’ says Cole. ‘Then it went
— so I decided to put online a website dedicat- further to tiny patches, then to none at all.
ed to hairy women only. A pretty nice domain Now, the pendulum is swinging a little the
name, www.myhairyporn.com, was available other way.’
and I took it. In two weeks from that very mo- So whilst many of us are still insistent on rip-
ment the site was up and running. Along with ping it all off in favour of pre-pubescent flaps,
www.myhairyporn.com the other three sites the saner ones amongst us have stopped
were created: www.besthairyporn.com, www. yielding to the porn aesthetic and realised that
hairypornsite.com and www.hairypornhome. most chaps prefer us the way Mother Nature
com.’ intended.
Dr Feel Good’s hunch was correct and his I think it’s about time we all realised that
hairy websites have since become all the rage. there is something powerful, natural and in-
‘I have found hirsute women to be very popular. herently sexy about pubic hair. Burning hot
Within the two months, my four new websites wax needn’t come between you and your
were getting more then ten thousand visitors private parts any more. It’s okay to be a
per day and viewing thirty thousand free hairy woman again, a real woman, hair and all, so
porn galleries.’ save your pennies for the gas bill and bring
So why do so many chaps covertly hanker back the bush.
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