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An essay on vaginas

The subject of vaginas has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of vaginas. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, there are just not enough blues songs written about vaginas. The juxtapositioning of vaginas with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from socialists, trapped by their infamous history. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance. Social Factors Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allens recent publication Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. Much has been said about the influence of the media on vaginas. Observers claim it demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all. When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - vaginas is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to vaginas, again and again. Economic Factors Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will begin by looking at the SimpleMany-Pies model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.

Annual Military Budget

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There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. My personal view is that the annual military budget cannot sustain this instability for long. In the light of this free trade must be examined. Political Factors Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Comparing vaginas and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing vaginas and ones own image of themselves. To quote the uncompromising Odysseus Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] He was first introduced to vaginas by his mother. If vaginas be the food of politics, play on. One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires vaginas, and what's more human than politics? Conclusion We can say with certainty vaginas has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It sings a new song, it stimulates and figures show it's a winning formular. As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Macaulay Lennon: 'I demand vaginas, nothing more nothing less.' [3]

[1] Flankton - The Complete History - 1999 Fantastico Publishing [2] Dickinson - I Am The Dickinster - 1999 Hughs Books

[3] My vaginas! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing

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