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{13315}{13353}What?
{13370}{13453}I just don't think your sisters|like me very much.
{13458}{13509}- No, that's not true.|- Really?
{13513}{13601}Okay, maybe they're just doing|the overprotective sister thing.
{13634}{13659}Well, that's a good thing.
{13663}{13742}Because I don't want anything|to happen to you.
{13746}{13773}Don't worry.
{13913}{13960}So he's an upper-level demon,|which means
{13964}{14047}you should be able to make|a vanquishing potion.
{14051}{14122}Okay. Wait. Me? Why me?
{14126}{14210}Because, hello, I have a few|hundred things to do
{14214}{14263}around here, in addition|to raising a small child.
{14267}{14308}I know, you have so much to do.
{14312}{14375}You're my hero. But I can't,|I have to go to work.
{14379}{14436}I still don't have an assistant,|and I'm swamped.
{14440}{14478}But... Phoebe!
{14534}{14585}Paige, potion?
{14590}{14669}Oh, I'm sorry, honey, the temp|agency's already got me a new job.
{14674}{14732}But that hardly compares with...
{14736}{14777}Come on, you know|there's a magical reason
{14781}{14817}that I've had every one|of these jobs,
{14821}{14866}and who am I to interfere|with destiny?
{14870}{14954}Okay, so you want me|to add "babysit the sword"
{14958}{15037}and "mix vanquishing potion"|to my never-ending to-do list.
{15042}{15105}Look, the sword is stuck|in the stone. You know it, I know it,
{15109}{15178}the bad guys know it. Nobody's gonna|get it out till King Arthur d
oes.
{15182}{15230}When that happens,|there'll be lots of fireworks.
{15234}{15274}- When might that be?|- How should I know?
{15278}{15327}Maybe a couple thousand years?
{15579}{15641}Well, you can't blame a girl for trying.
{15823}{15872}Oh, but I do blame you.
{15877}{15958}The sword is now locked in stone.|You promised me murderers,
{15962}{16031}what you delivered|was cannon fodder for witches!
{16036}{16078}Those weren't just witches.
{16082}{16162}Tell me, demon, will your thick head|still spout excuses
{16166}{16206}when it's cut from your neck?
{16211}{16263}If the sword is|with the Charmed Ones,
{16267}{16329}it means we need a better class|of executioners, that's all.
{16423}{16467}And how much more|will this cost me?
{16484}{16563}- The Charmed Ones are formidable.|- How much?
{16568}{16610}To provide you|with more executioners
{16615}{16702}and the training needed to drown the|Charmed Ones in their own blo
od...
{16793}{16864}...a seat at the table.
{16957}{17066}If your goal is to unite all evil under|the corrupted power of the
sword,
{17070}{17133}you could do far worse|than have me at your side.
{17276}{17362}- Responses to last week's columns.|- How'd you get into my e-mail
?
{17366}{17434}Your e-mail account is maxed out,|so your fans are using ours.
{17446}{17537}Oh, I'll tell you, Elise better find me|a new assistant because pr
etty soon
{17541}{17629}she's gonna have to ask Phoebe|to take my foot out of her...
{17680}{17744}Hello, Phoebe Halliwell.
{17748}{17801}Oh, hey, Laura.
{17805}{17849}I have that down...
{17881}{17984}...for this morning. Oh, my God,|I missed it. I'm so sorry.
{17988}{18071}No, of course I can reschedule.|Absolutely.
{18105}{18207}Actually, Laura, can I call you back|when I have my book in front
of me?
{18211}{18309}Okay, great. I'm so sorry.|Thanks. Bye.
{18314}{18390}Hi, I thought you had|a new temp job today.
{18395}{18450}- I do.|- Why aren't you there?
{18462}{18501}Apparently I am.
{18530}{18591}- What? Here?|- Yep.
{18595}{18650}- As my assistant?|- Well, I think I'd prefer
{18654}{18687}to be called your desk manager.
{18691}{18769}Wait, but I thought you get all|of your temp jobs for divine reaso
ns.
{18774}{18801}Usually I do.
{18805}{18864}Yeah, but I don't need divine help,|I need filing
{18868}{18925}and faxing|and desk-management help.
{18930}{19005}I'm your girl. I really am.|We'll just, you know, see if
{19009}{19065}the divine stuff kind of appears later.|It usually does.
{19077}{19166}Yeah, but I can't tell you what to do.|I mean, how weird is that?
{19171}{19212}Well, it's no weirder than usual.
{19238}{19292}- I see.|- Just kidding, sort of.
{19296}{19364}Listen, you get back to your column.|I will call Laura and resched
ule.
{19368}{19404}I will...
{19411}{19474}...help stuff.
{19789}{19832}Perfect.
{20105}{20150}Hey, lady!
{20250}{20305}We could really use|an authority figure out there.
{20331}{20383}- What are you doing here?|- What am I doing here?
{20387}{20451}I'm getting pushed around!|I just lost my place in line.
{20456}{20491}What line?
{20680}{20734}What...? What's going on here?
{20857}{20897}Never.
{20938}{20998}- What is this?|- Natural selection.
{21002}{21069}Naturally, I hope the sword|selects me to be king.
{21073}{21121}Finally get a little respect around here.
{21251}{21361}You people, you creatures, whatever.|You can't be here. You gotta
go.
{21366}{21429}We have a divine right to try our hand.
{21450}{21480}- Wow.|- Yeah.
{21484}{21525}Ten feet's pretty much the distance.
{21538}{21583}Back of the line, please.
{21591}{21618}Hoof it, sister!
{21623}{21707}Chris! Chris. Get down here.
{21732}{21781}- Where's Chris?|- Busy.
{21792}{21829}Let's go.
{21834}{21869}- What's going on?|- Busy with what?
{21874}{21943}Other charges. I took him|off your account again.
{21947}{21996}- Our account?|- You know what I mean.
{22050}{22131}- Whoa, is that what I think it is?|- No. No, it's not.
{22135}{22195}Okay, now look, you gotta get|all these people out of here
{22199}{22245}because I can't do this right now.
{22250}{22315}Hey, hey, hey! No cuts, buddy.
{22489}{22530}Hey, how was the staff meeting?
{22534}{22577}Endless. How's my new assistant|working out?
{22581}{22654}Oh, she put a fire under the interns,|that's for sure.
{22658}{22695}Really?
{22722}{22759}Okay, who can help me with that?
{22763}{22852}Great, you got it. And what about|collating and cross-referencing?
{22856}{22909}You. And so you would|have databasing.
{22913}{22981}All right, great. You boys|have your marching orders.
{22985}{23038}I will check back with you|in a couple hours.
{23127}{23202}Wow, who works here?
{32490}{32524}Hey!
{32623}{32713}Well. Should have figured|you'd be after the sword.
{32717}{32781}- Tell him.|- Kiss my grumpy ass.
{32812}{32837}Tell him.
{32882}{32917}You're too late.
{32921}{33009}Piper Halliwell has Excalibur.|And she's being trained how to use
it.
{33013}{33084}By who? Who's training her?
{33196}{33321}- Does this change anything?|- It changes everything.
{33511}{33623}I think we got everything you need.|Plant roots, fungi, herbs,
{33627}{33702}- creature parts, insects.|- Creature parts?
{33706}{33742}Fairy wings.
{33746}{33787}Wait, fairy wings?
{33791}{33850}Well, I didn't kill them|if that's what you're wondering.
{33854}{33892}- Then how'd you get them?|- Phoebe.
{33896}{33947}- What? Fair question.|- Actually, I'm not sure.
{33951}{34032}My family's been stockpiling this stuff|for years because of the f
eud.
{34037}{34085}Yeah, but the feud's over, right?
{34090}{34132}Hey, you know,|I think we're gonna need
{34136}{34205}a mortar and pestle for the potion,|do you have one?
{34209}{34239}Yeah.
{34286}{34329}What are you doing?
{34333}{34373}- What?|- You don't have to treat him
{34377}{34460}- like he's evil.|- Paige, I'm just reacting to what I see.
{34465}{34548}I mean, how many guys do you|know that stockpile gremlin ears?
{34552}{34603}Okay, first your not-so-subtle column,|and now this.
{34607}{34659}Why don't you come out|and admit it? You hate him.
{34664}{34736}Paige, I don't hate him.|I'm just worried.
{34741}{34788}Well, don't worry.|I know what I'm doing.
{34792}{34856}Okay, so are you telling me|that it doesn't bother you at all
{34860}{34916}that he's using magic again?|Or that he has this...?
{34920}{34982}This room hidden?
{34987}{35079}What part of "this is not|your business" are you not getting?
{35083}{35152}Oh, Paige, I am worried about you.
{35156}{35222}Okay, just like you were worried|about me when I was dating a demo
n.
{35226}{35317}- Richard is not a demon.|- No, I know he's not a demon, Paige.
{35321}{35371}But he has a dark side|and powerful magic.
{35375}{35416}And that's a very dangerous|combination.
{35420}{35502}L... I'm worried about you, okay?|I'm sorry.
{35589}{35675}- Here.|- Thanks.
{35711}{35757}Everything all right?
{35838}{35887}Let's just get this over with.
{36363}{36423}- You're a quick study.|- You're a good teacher.
{36447}{36524}So you feel the sword's power?
{36529}{36581}- Yes.|- How's it feel?
{36607}{36633}Not bad.
{36681}{36737}You and Excalibur are becoming one.
{36765}{36832}Soon, nothing will matter.
{36837}{36905}Nothing except the desire to rule.
{37169}{37196}You.
{37201}{37268}I was wondering when you'd show up.|Take him!
{37581}{37673}- "Wereboar tusk, one pinch.|- Okay.
{37685}{37719}Nymph hair, one lock.
{37723}{37796}Oh, I hope this isn't|from someone we know.
{37808}{37893}Wraith essence, three drops.
{37911}{38004}- One, two, three.|- And black poppy,
{38008}{38073}- one level teaspoon."|- I've never even heard of black...
{38078}{38109}No!
or.
{44626}{44708}So she's not the new King Arthur,|but she is the new Lady of the L
ake?
{44713}{44784}- Basically, yeah.|- Well, why is it turning her evil?
{44789}{44852}Because only the ultimate power|on Earth can handle Excalibur.
{44856}{44894}That's why the lady|stayed in the lake,
{44898}{44941}to insulate herself|from the sword's power.
{44946}{45013}Okay, so we should find Piper|and then drown her.
{45044}{45095}- Oh, I'm just kidding, Leo.|- It's no joke.
{45099}{45174}It's the only way to keep the power|from consuming her, destroying
her.
{45207}{45260}Still, what does Mordaunt|want with Piper?
{45264}{45344}I mean, he's tricky, but he's hardly|the ultimate power on Earth.
{45349}{45395}But he can use Piper|to become that power.
{45465}{45506}Guess who just surfaced.
{45697}{45773}- Should I kill him?|- You're the queen.
{45782}{45849}I need one more knight|to sit at my Round Table.
{45853}{45947}- Care to join me?|- Join you? Which side are you on?
{45951}{46030}All we're interested in|is the greatest power.
{46034}{46068}Become one of us.
{46109}{46162}- What he said.|- What do I get out of it?
{46166}{46215}You? You get to live.
{46253}{46305}- Piper!|- I should have known it was a trap!
{46329}{46422}- You stay put. You, I warned you.|- Sorry, Your Majesty.
{46464}{46521}Paige, now, orb her.
{46691}{46799}Impressive, huh?|Now, make your queen proud.
{46978}{47014}- What just happened?|- I don't know,
{47018}{47057}but I don't think it's good.
{47185}{47226}Leo!
{47346}{47377}Welcome.
{47381}{47443}I assume you're all wondering|why you've been gathered here.
{47447}{47545}But don't worry, if I wanted to kill you,|I would have done so alr
eady.
{47549}{47647}You are the chosen few|who will help chart a new world order,
{47651}{47697}united under me.
{47702}{47776}Excuse me, Your Majesty,|we're getting ahead of ourselves.
{47780}{47873}- Are we?|- The small matter of the loyalty oath.
{47907}{47968}Yeah. That's right.
{47981}{48056}- Administer that oath.|- Yes, Your Majesty.
{48060}{48138}If you will all put|your left hand...
{48179}{48221}...or claw
{48225}{48292}on one of the five points|of the pentagram in front of you.
{48615}{48704}Supreme demonic powers,|leave your hosts!
{48713}{48794}And find a new home|in this willing heart!
{48816}{48850}What are you doing?
{48857}{48902}Stop!
{49241}{49297}You vanquished all my knights. Why?
{49429}{49506}Fulfilling my centuries-old quest...
{49522}{49574}...to control Excalibur.
{49588}{49672}- But it belongs to me.|- No. It doesn't.
{49704}{49776}It never did. But thanks to you
{49780}{49848}and the combined powers|of your knights,
{49852}{49893}now it belongs to me.
{49926}{49968}I'm the ultimate power.
{49996}{50029}I don't understand.
{50057}{50119}It's simply a transfer of power,|that's all.
{50124}{50172}And now all that remains|to do...
{50186}{50257}...is to eliminate the true recipient|of Excalibur
{50261}{50355}before he grows old enough|to fulfil his destiny
{50359}{50425}as the son of a Charmed One.