{75}{121}Good morning. Any phone calls?

{125}{240}Take your pick.|You've got adulterers, cross-dressers,

{244}{313}34-year-old virgins|and your nephew.
{317}{357}Oh, Chris called?
{361}{442}No, Wyatt.|Actually, I think Piper did the dialling.
{446}{492}But you have another nephew?
{523}{605}No, but you know,|maybe someday I will.
{609}{658}You know what I mean? Okay.
{723}{769}Phoebe, I need your help.
{773}{827}I've been calling for you all week,|didn't you hear me?
{831}{912}For the first couple of days, yeah.|Then I put you on mute.
{916}{947}You could put me on mute?
{951}{1035}I had to. I was busy.|Now, I need your help.
{1046}{1094}Oh, yeah, and I need yours too.
{1098}{1155}Because you come here,|you drop this bombshell on me,
{1159}{1195}and you expect|me to keep this secret?
{1199}{1243}I don't even know why|I'm keeping this secret.
{1247}{1298}Nobody can find out|Piper and Leo are my parents!
{1302}{1339}It could mess with the whole future.
{1344}{1410}If you didn't want anyone to know,|I don't know why you told me.
{1415}{1474}I told you because you busted me|and I'm glad you did.
{1478}{1524}I have been so focused|on protecting Wyatt,
{1528}{1618}I've completely forgotten about me.|This month is my conception date
.
{1635}{1691}- Your conception date?|- That's where I've been.
{1704}{1776}Oracles, fortune-tellers, soothsayers,|they all say the same thing.
{1780}{1854}If Mom and Dad don't screw|this month, I'm screwed.
{1858}{1951}Okay, I'm just trying to get used|to you being my nephew.
{1981}{2054}- I never hit on you, did I?|- What? No.
{2059}{2119}- Oh, thank God.|- Can we focus here, please?
{2124}{2155}Mom and Dad need to have sex.
{2159}{2203}Now, who's gonna tell them,|you or me?
{2208}{2309}Nobody's gonna tell them because|we're not gonna reopen those wounds
.
{2383}{2424}Okay.
{2446}{2549}- How do we get them back together?|- No. We? There's no "we" here.
{2554}{2605}We don't.|You're the one that split them up.
{2618}{2665}And why did you split them up?
{2670}{2743}Leo had to become an Elder to make|room for me as your whitelighter.
{2754}{2813}It was the only way|I could protect Wyatt from turning evil.
{2817}{2849}You're unbelievable.
{2854}{2946}I mean, most kids who are the cause|of their parents' divorce
{2951}{3050}actually feel guilty and yet you're sitting|here like it's part of y
our master plan.
{3055}{3127}- I'm sensing some real issues here.|- You're damn right there are i
ssues!
{3131}{3195}You can't just pop in from the future|and play with people's lives
{3199}{3241}because your big brother|picked on you!
{3246}{3311}- He picked on the world, Phoebe!|- I'm not finished!
{3316}{3377}Your parents were happy|until you split them up.
{3381}{3415}And now you want my help
{3419}{3477}because you didn't think|this all the way through?
{3481}{3517}- Feel better?|- Yes.
{3521}{3553}- Will you help me?|- No.
{3604}{3650}Oh, I don't know.
{3655}{3733}If I'm not conceived in the next|couple of weeks, I'll disappear for
ever.
{3810}{3884}You're willing to help|complete strangers.
{3897}{3945}How about family?
{3987}{4039}No, no, no. No, please!

{4112}{4167}What is it? What'd you see?

{4196}{4258}- A woman being attacked.|- Where?
{4416}{4497}- Looks like a dig site.|- In the desert in the Middle East.
{4501}{4591}- Are you sure your scrying wasn't off?|- Maybe Jinny is an archaeol
ogist.
{4595}{4653}Yeah, why would an archaeologist|in the Middle East
{4657}{4726}send a letter to an advice columnist|in San Francisco?
{4730}{4778}She said she was with|a controlling man.
{4782}{4862}Okay, you're missing my point.|What happens if this is a trap?
{4897}{4933}What is that?
{5060}{5114}You think anyone heard them?
{5280}{5317}No!
{5517}{5585}- You okay?|- I'll be fine. Was that a flying carpet?
{5589}{5641}What is that?
{5800}{5860}Thank you for responding|to my letter.
{5876}{5923}Wait. Are you Jinny?
{5928}{5994}At your service, master.
{8203}{8300}I could heal him, master.|Your warrior needs his strength.
{8304}{8363}My last master|will be coming back for me.
{8367}{8466}- I think he's got it under control.|- Good idea. Save your wishes.
{8481}{8524}- You get a good look at the demon?|- I did.
{8529}{8591}When we're done, I'll go to the|Book of Shadows to check it out.
{8595}{8673}I also called Paige to see if she'd|keep an eye on Jinny for me.
{8686}{8736}- Thanks.|- There is no need to guard me.
{8741}{8798}Even if I was not bound to serve you,|I would do it anyway,
{8802}{8841}for sparing me from Bosk.
{8850}{8893}- Bosk?|- My last master.
{8898}{8978}He's cruel, even for a demon.|And I would know.
{8983}{9063}My bottle has been passed around|from demon to demon for centuries.
{9068}{9131}- That's terrible.|- You cannot begin to know.
{9135}{9197}That is why I got the message|to Phoebe.
{9201}{9264}I knew if she had my bottle,|she would wish me free.
{9276}{9343}No wishes. I know all about genies.
{9347}{9404}- You're tricksters.|- Listen, I gotta get back up there.
{9408}{9458}You think you can handle this|without Piper?
{9463}{9515}- Where is Piper?|- On a date.
{9519}{9591}- On a date in the middle of the day?|- Yeah, Greg works nights.
{9596}{9651}Greg, Greg.
{9667}{9773}Greg the fireman? You mean the one|she's insanely sexually attracted
to?
{9801}{9836}- Doesn't that bother you?|- No.
{9841}{9909}- If she's happy, that's all that matters.|- Oh, come on!
{9914}{9986}What about all this forbidden lovers,|you and me against the world s
tuff?
{9990}{10033}That just doesn't go away.
{10038}{10090}You know, Chris,|it's a little late for male bonding,
{10094}{10172}especially since I'm petitioning|the other Elders to send you back
.
{10183}{10226}- What?|- Wait, are you serious?
{10230}{10278}You look tense, master. Neck rub?
{10282}{10327}Even though Chris' intentions|are good,
{10332}{10414}his methods have put us all at risk.|So he's going back.
{10419}{10452}You mean abandoning me again.
{10457}{10512}You did your job.|You warned us of an evil after Wyatt.
{10516}{10560}I think we can handle it from here.
{10620}{10675}- I gotta stop him.|- Don't worry, I'll talk to Leo.
{10679}{10785}No, no, not Leo. Greg, the fireman.|He's about to sleep with my mo
m.
{10790}{10837}I really wish you wouldn't do that.
{10898}{10999}- What just happened?|- Your wish is my command, master.

{11004}{11060}All right, where's the genie?

{11098}{11140}Oh, my God, you landed one.
{11154}{11189}She's a genie, not a trout.
{11194}{11276}You still have two wishes, master.|I suggest you save one for Bosk
.
{11280}{11308}I told you, no wishes.
{11313}{11370}- We're gonna do this our way.|- But you cannot handle him.
{11374}{11466}Nobody can. He has a flying carpet|and an army of 40 thieves.
{11470}{11502}Thirty-eight, I vanquished two.
{11506}{11570}Let me guess.|He wanted a crew and a nice ride.
{11574}{11664}- Original for a demon's wish, huh?|- Yes, and if Bosk gets me bac
k,
{11668}{11718}he will force me to grant|his third wish.
{11723}{11765}What's his third wish?
{11798}{11847}- Did you do that?|- No, but they are lovely.
{11851}{11893}Who conjured them for you?
{11898}{11967}My boyfriend, Richard. He's been|showering me with gifts all week.
{11972}{12024}Didn't you talk to him|about binding his powers?
{12029}{12115}I have! But every time I bring it up,|I just get another present.
{12119}{12186}- Luxury problem I know, but still...|- Yeah, not good.
{12190}{12249}Back to the demon.|What was his third wish?
{12253}{12312}- Zanbar.|- Zanbar.
{12317}{12377}- What's Zanbar?|- The lost city.
{12381}{12425}Before being swallowed up|by the desert,
{12429}{12506}it was the seat of power|for an evil empire.
{12516}{12599}Phoebe, will you do something,|please? I can't orb.
{12655}{12685}Damn him.
{12690}{12746}If he won't listen to you,|maybe he'll listen to family.
{12751}{12797}Most of them are dead, remember?|The feud?
{12802}{12845}Please, we do not|have time for this!
{12849}{12941}If Bosk captures me,|Zanbar will rise again from the dust.
{12952}{12984}It's just a city.
{12989}{13037}A city of magic.
{13041}{13117}Bosk has been using his thieves|to search for its former site.
{13121}{13223}If he finds it and wishes it back,|there will be no stopping him.
{13227}{13281}That is why you must|wish me free, master.
{13286}{13401}If I am not a genie, it will solve|your problems and mine. I beg y
ou.
{13406}{13468}Hey, a little help here, please?
{13597}{13642}Okay, I'm losing my mind.
{13646}{13711}Paige, go to Richard,|deal with it so you can help us.
{13715}{13755}Okay.
{13794}{13849}You, I will help you get|your parents back together,
{13853}{13910}but it has to be|on my terms, agreed?
{13914}{13990}- Agreed.|- Go get Piper. We could use her help.
{14009}{14039}I wish that he could orb.
{14151}{14205}And we need to find|a vanquishing potion for that demon.
{14209}{14252}- Yes, master.|- Phoebe!
{14256}{14309}Yes, master, Phoebe.
{14520}{14586}Piper! Piper!
{14590}{14628}Forget it.
{14637}{14721}I know you're in there.|Please, open the door now.
{14736}{14770}Just a second.
{14774}{14862}Piper, open the door. Piper!
{14890}{14949}- Go away.|- We have an emergency.
{14966}{15026}- Is there a problem here?|- Yeah, many problems, many levels.
{15030}{15061}Piper has to come home now.
{15096}{15175}- Excuse me? Who are you again?|- I'm a friend of her husband's.
{15199}{15283}Ex-husband.|And he's not really a great friend.
{15313}{15340}It's okay, I got it.

{15371}{15417}I'm here if you need me.

{15575}{15656}What is this big emergency?|Can it wait an hour or two?
{15660}{15724}No, it can't. There's a demon|on the loose, a genie running amuck
{15728}{15765}and it took me two wishes|to get here.
{15770}{15806}You can't make wishes|with genies.
{15810}{15854}See, we need you.|Come on, let's orb.
{15859}{15905}No, no, no! Listen.
{15910}{15980}I am not gonna leave him high and dry|again without an explanation
.
{15984}{16045}So your demon|can wait five minutes.
{16196}{16221}Open sesame!
{16389}{16431}- What happened?|- The genie was stolen,
{16435}{16461}thanks to your warriors.
{16465}{16500}But they were|my two best swordsmen.
{16504}{16569}Well, swords don't work real well|against potions.
{16573}{16635}What the hell are witches doing|way out here?
{16639}{16709}We have defences|against their type.
{16815}{16938}The Eye of Aghbar.|It protects against witches' magic.
{16974}{17029}I need that genie.
{17057}{17137}All this work for nothing|if we don't get her back!
{17142}{17210}I'll gather my warriors,|all my warriors.
{17214}{17299}No. No, you and your men,|you keep digging.
{17303}{17399}I've got to find out where Zanbar|is buried before I wish for its
return.
{17403}{17457}I can't risk another demon|beating me to the throne.
{17489}{17539}As you wish.
{17629}{17654}Richard?
{17698}{17746}Richard.
{17814}{17865}You like your earrings?
{17869}{17938}Oh, you're materializing now.
{17942}{17998}Yeah, pretty handy, huh?
{18002}{18063}So you like your earrings?
{18067}{18127}Yeah, there's a bit of a problem.
{18131}{18250}They're too small. No, they're too big.|I can shrink them. Let's s
ee...
{18254}{18400}No, that's not the problem. I just...|You've given me enough.
{18405}{18477}I'm just trying to make you happy.|I want you to know that I care.
{18482}{18568}What would make me really happy is|if you just stopped with all th
e potions
{18572}{18627}and all the magic, just for a while.
{18649}{18693}- Didn't we have this conversation?|- Yeah.
{18698}{18755}- But only one of us was listening.|- No, I was listening.
{18759}{18829}I mean, that's why I'm doing this,|to prove that I can handle it.
{18843}{18918}- I'm not becoming a dark beast, right?|- But that's not the point
.
{18922}{19005}Most women|would thank a guy for that,
{19009}{19057}but you're treating me|like a common criminal.
{19062}{19100}Well, I guess I'm not most women.
{19190}{19259}I gotta go.|Hope you like the earrings.
{19402}{19557}Oh, he was my master once.|And him too. And her.
{19561}{19612}Boy, you sure got around.
{19616}{19688}How did so many demons|get ahold of you, anyway?
{19692}{19749}Some bought, some stole.
{19753}{19841}I changed hands so many times,|I lost track.
{19900}{20020}I'm sorry I can't set you free.|But wishing is just too risky righ
t now.
{20124}{20194}Okay, let's go.|Greg's not gonna wait forever.
{20199}{20258}- Then you should dump him.|- What is that supposed to mean?
{20262}{20321}He's just being overprotective.
{20326}{20395}I take it you're the genie.

{20400}{20441}- Jinny.|- Jinny the genie.

{20446}{20519}Of course. Who's the demon?
{20643}{20692}He's a low-level demon|with minimal powers.
{20727}{20790}- There's a vanquishing potion.|- That's what I'm working on.
{20801}{20863}Good. Then you're almost done|with me too.
{20867}{20924}Okay, so, what's your plan,|gonna summon him to us?
{20928}{20981}- Yeah, that's what I was thinking.|- What's the rush?
{20999}{21045}Well, not that it's any|of your business,
{21049}{21157}but Greg's shift starts in a few hours|and I won't see him for thr
ee days.
{21162}{21202}So I'm gonna go call him
{21207}{21321}and I'd put the genie back in the bottle,|just to be safe, no offe
nce.
{21326}{21374}But we've been burned before.
{21433}{21510}- Do you mind?|- Yes, master.
{21594}{21625}I feel so bad.
{21642}{21696}As well you should.|If we don't do something soon,
{21700}{21763}I could end up half fireman|instead of half whitelighter.
{21768}{21838}- Oh, for goodness sake.|- Look, I'm running out of time here.
{21842}{21938}So, what do you say we use that genie|to make Mom and Dad, you kno
w...
{21956}{22011}That's vile and against the rules.
{22016}{22072}I think that you wouldn't want|to be conceived that way.
{22077}{22143}- It beats not being conceived at all.|- I told you I would help y
ou
{22147}{22237}on my terms, okay? So back off.
{22242}{22314}- What are your terms?|- I'm not really sure yet.
{22319}{22356}But I am done with this potion.
{22372}{22440}As soon as Piper gets back,|we are ready to go.
{22624}{22658}Not this time, witch!
{22678}{22760}Piper! Jinny, I wish you free.
{22850}{22933}Well, it's about time.|Who's the master now?
{23059}{23084}Chris!
{23301}{23420}- Where's Phoebe?|- Here! In here!
{23510}{23569}Hello, master.
{23661}{23758}- Will you come out of there, please?|- I can't, I don't know how!
{23763}{23799}Try commanding me.
{23825}{23891}Okay. Get the hell out of there.
{23896}{23971}No, not you. My master.
{24168}{24206}- You mean me?|- Well, yeah.
{24210}{24293}- You picked up the bottle, didn't you?|- All right, get out of th
e bottle.
{24298}{24331}I command you.
{24461}{24568}- You look ridiculous.|- I feel ridiculous.
{24572}{24652}Well, how am I supposed to get back|to Greg now with this?
{24656}{24695}Is that all you care about?|Look at me.
{24699}{24801}I am trapped in pantaloons right now.|Where is the mirr...?
{24810}{24869}Oh, and why do I always|get stuck with the wig?
{24873}{24938}Trust me, you don't. Leo!
{24943}{25026}Have you noticed that Leo is the first|person you call in your tim
e of need?
{25107}{25148}Yeah, right.
{25153}{25213}I still can't believe|you made a wish with a genie.
{25217}{25277}- You know better than that.|- I thought she was an innocent.
{25281}{25337}How was I to know|that I was gonna unleash a demon?
{25362}{25427}- It says so right here.|- Oh, right. Right there, in Arabic.
{25431}{25485}There's a warning label|on the genie bottle?
{25489}{25564}Yeah, an ancient sorcerer|condemned a demon into the bottle
{25569}{25594}for not marrying him.
{25598}{25670}It says whoever tried to free her,|they'd have to switch places wi

th her.
{25674}{25748}- Missed a big one here, bud.|- You wanna pin this on me?
{25752}{25802}Leo, it's not his fault. It's my fault.
{25807}{25893}How come your empathy thing|didn't give her away?
{25897}{25949}She tricked me|and obviously the Book too.
{25954}{25993}Let's figure out a way to fix this.
{25998}{26066}Well, the only way to fix it is to get|the demon to wish Phoebe fr
ee.
{26070}{26126}- Reverse the magic.|- That's what we need to do then.
{26131}{26159}I'll call Paige.
{26164}{26260}Yes, I do believe the element|of surprise is very important here.
{26264}{26314}Are you sure?|We can always take our time with this.
{26318}{26372}You know, keep Piper around|just a little bit longer?
{26377}{26451}- Yes, master.|- Good. I'm glad you agree.
{26456}{26531}Actually, I don't agree, but I can't...
{26535}{26601}How am I supposed to take charge|and take commands at the same tim
e?
{26606}{26656}You won't have to.|Chris is coming up there with me.
{26660}{26724}- The Elders agreed to send him back.|- What?
{26729}{26765}You don't know|what you're doing, Leo.
{26770}{26795}You don't belong here.
{26799}{26857}And as your whitelighter,|he's doing more harm than good.
{26862}{26895}You are so full of it!
{26900}{26946}This isn't about me|being a bad whitelighter.
{26950}{27002}It's about you feeling|like I've let you down somehow!
{27007}{27052}So whatever issues|you might have with me,
{27056}{27119}I wish you would|just get over it already!
{27266}{27316}Leo?
{27320}{27373}Of course I forgive you, man.|You don't have to yell.
{27377}{27420}- All you gotta do is ask.|- I did?
{27424}{27507}Yeah. And listen, with that whole|going back to the future thing,
{27512}{27546}you know, don't worry about it,
{27551}{27604}because I'll talk to the Elders|and we'll work it out.
{27608}{27680}It's no big deal, okay?|Come give me a hug.
{27774}{27819}What do you mean|she didn't read the warning?
{27823}{27890}I'll explain later. The bottom line|is we need you home now.
{27894}{27987}Well, I can't. I'm kind of in the middle|of saving Richard right n
ow.
{27991}{28020}Be right with you.
{28024}{28083}I took Phoebe's advice,|I got his family here.
{28088}{28167}- Aren't most of his relatives dead?|- They are.
{28176}{28241}You're holding a magical intervention|with ghosts?
{28245}{28276}Well, I thought about it
{28280}{28333}and I realized|that one of Richard's problems
{28337}{28420}is that he's got no family here.|He's got no support system.
{28424}{28485}So the burden of helping him|has kind of fallen on me.
{28490}{28564}Okay, fine. Hey, maybe since|you have all those ghosts there,
{28568}{28615}you can get one to help us out|when you're done.
{28620}{28674}Help us do what?
{28817}{28906}- What's going on here?|- I'll call you back.
{28911}{28966}What are they doing here?
{28978}{29047}Your family is here|because they care about you.
{29051}{29101}They've seen what happens to you|when you use magic,
{29105}{29166}and they don't want it|to happen again.
{29175}{29200}You summoned them?
{29205}{29245}We're here|because we want to be here.
{29272}{29310}We need you to listen to us.
{29326}{29395}This is crazy.|This is an intervention, right?
{29399}{29461}- Look, I'm out of here.|- Richard, wait!
{29466}{29509}After everything,|this is how you thank me,

{29513}{29553}by embarrassing me|in front of my family?

{29557}{29630}Look, if you keep doing this,|something bad is gonna happen.
{29634}{29692}Something terrible, I can feel it.
{29696}{29776}She's right, Richard.|Our family...
{29780}{29848}I died because of the magic.|You can't let yourself end up like th
at.
{29852}{29901}I can make you|a power-stripping potion.
{29915}{29963}It'll turn you back into yourself.
{29988}{30022}Just let me help you.
{30153}{30195}What do we do now?
{30305}{30382}Anyone else have a problem|taking orders from an ex-genie?
{30412}{30498}We are at your service, my queen.
{30553}{30632}Queen. I like the sound of that.
{30637}{30701}Every queen deserves an empire.
{30705}{30757}Have you found the location|of the lost city yet?
{30762}{30804}We believe|we've discovered the site.
{30836}{30918}Very good.|Now all I need is that bottle.
{30929}{31041}Gather your best fighters.|We're going on a witch hunt.
{31295}{31341}Hey, Piper says to hurry up|with those crystals.
{31345}{31415}Genie Phoebe is getting|on her last nerves down there.
{31419}{31473}- What are you doing?|- I'm writing you an apology.
{31477}{31542}I just... I can't seem to get it right.
{31557}{31603}Leo, come on, man,|you don't need to do that.
{31608}{31672}I know that I don't need to,|but I want to.
{31676}{31706}It feels good to forgive.
{31710}{31768}Yeah, why don't you just hold on|to that feeling, okay?
{31772}{31821}- We gotta help the sisters.|- Well, in a minute.
{31825}{31927}This is just as important.|"Dear Chris, l..."
{31931}{31972}All right, all right, enough already.
{31976}{32032}You said you're sorry,|let's just not go overboard.
{32037}{32102}But after everything I've put|you through, I feel I owe it to you.
{32106}{32162}Honestly, a letter's not gonna mean|a hell of a lot to me.
{32166}{32229}- I got plenty of them growing up.|- Sorry?
{32289}{32355}From my father.|He wasn't around much.
{32370}{32395}That's awful.
{32439}{32476}- You wanna talk about it?|- No.
{32480}{32525}What I want from you|is to grab the crystals
{32529}{32598}and go downstairs to where Piper is.|Do you remember her?
{32602}{32655}Sure. But right now|I'm more concerned about you.
{32660}{32715}- You seem stressed.|- You're damn right I'm stressed.
{32719}{32790}I'm concerned about you two.|You need to get back together already
.
{32795}{32844}- Any chance that'll happen?|- I don't think so.
{32848}{32891}But thanks for caring, man.|It means a lot.
{32903}{32945}Wait.
{32991}{33049}You still love her. I know you do.
{33054}{33102}How could you just|throw that away?
{33106}{33174}- It's a little personal, don't you think?|- More than you know.
{33190}{33251}Look, are you telling me|that there is no chance
{33255}{33313}that you and Piper|are gonna hook up in, let's say,
{33318}{33368}I don't know,|the next couple of weeks?
{33372}{33438}Actually, yeah, that's what I'm saying.|We've both moved on.
{33443}{33507}And nothing short of a miracle|could make that happen.
{33653}{33743}The wording is not quite right there.|Jinny is an upper-level demo
n.
{33747}{33795}Hey, I don't need a bossy genie|on my back.
{33799}{33869}I'm giving up a lot to be here.|I'll write the vanquishing spell m
y way.
{33873}{33942}- You should invoke the name of...|- Should I call Chris to shut y
ou up?

{33946}{34008}- You wouldn't!|- Keep pushing me.

{34084}{34114}- Back so soon?|- Yeah.
{34119}{34185}The intervention|was a complete train wreck.
{34189}{34268}- Richard wouldn't listen to anyone.|- Oh, Paige, I'm so sorry.
{34322}{34364}You're laughing at me?
{34368}{34424}I'm trying to be sympathetic,|and you're laughing at me.
{34429}{34547}I'm sorry. Maybe I needed a laugh|after what I just went through.
{34552}{34606}Yeah, it's okay.|Is there anything I can do?
{34611}{34722}Yeah, but don't you need|to go help Major Nelson?
{34783}{34808}What?
{34813}{34885}- It's funny. This is kind of funny.|- Let's just finish the spell
, okay?
{34889}{34949}All right. Hey, I want this done|just as badly as you do.
{34953}{35032}- Did you find us a ghost?|- Yeah, I got us Richard's dad.
{35036}{35116}He's hanging out in limbo waiting|for my call. Why do we need a gh
ost?
{35121}{35149}Well, once we capture Jinny,
{35153}{35221}he can possess her|and force her to wish Phoebe free.
{35294}{35341}Here's the crystals you wanted.
{35392}{35431}Well, you guys sure are chummy.
{35435}{35511}Yeah, I had a change of heart.|Decided to let bygones be bygones.
{35516}{35542}Really?
{35561}{35633}- There's something I have to tell you.|- After we talk in the kit
chen.
{35637}{35678}- But...|- Phoebe.
{35783}{35812}Now, that was cool.
{35816}{35893}Excuse me, I'm gonna have|a little one-on-one with the help.
{35952}{35990}What's he hiding now?
{36031}{36072}I'll get it.
{36092}{36158}You know, Chris is a hell of a guy.
{36162}{36231}You two should really give him|a chance once in awhile.
{36288}{36376}- Hey.|- Richard. What are you doing here?
{36386}{36442}I came to apologize.
{36518}{36582}You wanna make them do what?
{36586}{36623}We finally got Dad in a good mood.
{36627}{36677}And Mom,|she's all sexed up for the fireman.
{36681}{36729}It's the perfect time|to hit them with the whammy.
{36733}{36811}No, we are not gonna make|Piper and Leo sleep together, okay?
{36815}{36869}- We're gonna do this my way, mister.|- Master.
{36873}{36934}- Oh, you know what? Listen to me...|- I'm sorry, Phoebe.
{36939}{36989}I'm running out of time here.|A guy's gotta survive.
{37023}{37085}I wish for Piper and Leo|to sleep together tonight.
{37089}{37114}I'm not...
{37203}{37253}What was that?
{37385}{37424}Oh, no.
{37461}{37523}They're sleeping. You tricked me.
{37528}{37588}No, you made me wish|for them to sleep together.
{37592}{37630}And they're sleeping together.
{37635}{37708}This is a mess! I've only got|one more wish to sort this thing out
,
{37712}{37739}so if you don't mind...
{37744}{37813}Oh, no, actually, I do mind, because|Jinny could be here at any mo
ment.
{37817}{37863}You know what,|I'll summon you when she does.
{37867}{37904}I command you back into the bottle.
{37919}{37954}When I get out of this...
{38108}{38162}You're gonna break up with me|over some flowers?
{38166}{38209}Look, I'm sorry. It's me or magic.
{38213}{38282}- You just have to choose one.|- You can't give me that kind of ch
oice.

{38287}{38335}- I just did.|- You wanna talk about dependencies?

{38339}{38389}Why are you always running off|with your sisters?
{38467}{38509}Wait here.
{38671}{38717}Find the bottle. Phoebe's inside.
{38914}{38944}Sword!
{39412}{39453}Crystals!
{39458}{39489}Circle!
{39519}{39549}Got her.
{39652}{39701}Where's the bottle?
{39777}{39802}Richard.
{40001}{40070}You think these crystals|can hold me?
{40096}{40175}Nope, not for long. That's why|we're putting you back in your bott
le.
{40179}{40253}When I form my empire, the first thing|I'll do is rid the world of
witches.
{40257}{40295}Well, when you're back|in your bottle,
{40299}{40368}the first thing I'm gonna do|is put you in the microwave.
{40372}{40411}How do you like that?
{40640}{40701}Think she can scare me.
{40733}{40816}They're still asleep?|Have you tried smelling salts?
{40820}{40880}It won't work. Trust me.
{40885}{40950}- What's wrong with them?|- It's a long story.
{40955}{41016}I don't know, why don't you give me|the Cliff Notes version?
{41020}{41089}Come on, Chris. You and Leo|and Phoebe have all been acting weird
{41093}{41134}since before the demon attacked.
{41139}{41239}- What's going on?|- All right. I made a little wish.
{41244}{41322}- You did what?|- Two little wishes.
{41326}{41374}It's not bad enough|I have to worry about Richard,
{41378}{41447}now I have to worry about you too.|What did you wish for?
{41452}{41528}For Leo to forgive me, which,|by the way, was an accident.
{41533}{41602}- And?|- For Piper and Leo to sleep together.
{41647}{41672}You...
{41677}{41769}Oh, my God, you are sick! What is|wrong with you? You're disgustin
g.
{41774}{41840}You are some creepy registered|sex offender from the future.
{41844}{41908}- No, no, no. I'm Piper and Leo's son.|- My God, you're so gross!
{41912}{41939}What?
{41956}{42052}They're my parents.|I came back to save my family.
{42071}{42172}- You're serious?|- Yeah. Only now I gotta save myself.
{42177}{42264}If my mom doesn't get pregnant|in the next month, there is no me.
{42286}{42342}This is all so wrong.
{42346}{42455}And this has been such a long day.
{42467}{42560}Look, I'm gonna orb over to Richard's,|okay? And grab the bottle.
{42565}{42656}No, you can't. He's...|He's crazy right now.
{42661}{42686}He might hurt you, okay?
{42690}{42750}I need to strip him of his powers.|It's a whole thing.
{42754}{42824}- Well, how is that gonna help?|- Well, he's been corrupted by mag
ic,
{42828}{42943}and if I don't strip him of his powers,|I might not be able to sav
e him.
{42961}{43079}- Who else knows about this?|- About me? Just Phoebe.
{43106}{43168}All right, you watch Jinny.|I'm gonna go make this potion, okay?
{43173}{43218}Okay.
{43431}{43480}Come on. Come on!
{43884}{43966}Oh, thank God.|I thought a demon got me.
{43970}{44037}- Why didn't you let me out?|- I'm not ready for you yet.
{44041}{44111}Hey, we're in the black magic vault.
{44130}{44205}Is there a phone around? Because I'd|love to call Paige and just c
heck in.
{44209}{44300}No, you're not. I know I got a book|of wishes around here somewher

e.
{44304}{44370}- Wishes?|- Yeah. Gotta get the wording right.
{44374}{44437}Yeah, maybe you should|just wish for sleep,
{44441}{44479}because I'm really good at that wish.
{44483}{44538}Look, I just want Paige|to accept me the way I am,
{44542}{44594}with magic,|it's the only way it will work.
{44598}{44647}I don't think magic is the answer|to your problems.
{44651}{44727}- It's the cause of your problems.|- She got you brainwashed too?
{44731}{44801}I'm gonna have to cast|a spell on the entire family.
{44839}{44884}Here it is.
{44928}{44993}Paige, I told you,|don't orb in and surprise me.
{44997}{45023}He's not himself right now.
{45028}{45086}How come you didn't tell me|Chris was my nephew?
{45091}{45127}Maybe we could talk|about that later
{45131}{45220}- because your boyfriend's about to:|- Look, I'm fine, all right.
{45225}{45285}Just need to do some reading.|Call you when I'm ready.
{45298}{45351}This is for your own good.
{45423}{45472}Paige!
{45688}{45726}Aren't you supposed to be at work?
{45730}{45781}I'm on a break.|Came to surprise Piper.
{45786}{45843}Oh, a little booty call, huh?
{45865}{45940}- Is she here?|- No, sorry. She's sleeping.
{45963}{46012}Wait. I don't believe you.
{46030}{46066}Okay, see for yourself.
{46419}{46473}You want me to tell them|you stopped by?
{46513}{46577}No, that... That won't be necessary.
{46960}{47015}Sorry, Mom. It's for the best.
{47086}{47111}Take me to the bottle.
{47336}{47416}Are you okay?|I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
{47420}{47506}- It's okay. It's fine.|- I'll make it up to you.
{47511}{47547}No, no, no. Not that way.
{47558}{47589}No more wishes.
{47593}{47704}No, no, it's okay. It's not for me.|Phoebe, I wish you free.
{47819}{47859}What is this?
{47920}{47960}What are you doing here?
{48228}{48276}Genie, I wish|the Charmed Ones dead!
{48379}{48404}No!
{48506}{48544}Now, into the bottle!
{48681}{48712}My condolences.
{48884}{48978}No, you can't be dead yet.|It's not your time.
{48982}{49042}I know it's not your time.
{49136}{49219}I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.|This is all my fault.
{49238}{49296}She was gonna kill Mom and Dad.
{49444}{49471}Oh, no!
{49508}{49540}Leo, wake up.
{49658}{49706}But how...?
{49988}{50086}Hey, Chris, we're not moving on.
{50090}{50158}- Why aren't we moving on?|- Who cares? You're still here.
{50163}{50204}- Got any unfinished business?|- No. You?
{50208}{50264}Now that you mention it,|it would've been nice to find out
{50268}{50322}I had another nephew before I died!
{50326}{50398}I was gonna tell you,|but I just didn't get a chance.
{50402}{50444}We can fix this.|We can reverse the magic.
{50449}{50487}All we need to do is get the bottle.
{50510}{50578}That's true, we're ghosts. We can|possess Jinny. Where is Jinny?
{50582}{50656}Well, she was planning|to conjure the lost city.
{50660}{50713}Don't worry,|we're gonna take care of this.
{50717}{50788}- Should we go check on Piper first?|- No, no, no. Piper's fine.
{50793}{50866}I mean, she has to be, right? If she|was dead, I would have vanish
ed.

{50886}{50955}- How do we reach Jinny?|- You can haunt anybody you want.
{50960}{51045}You should just concentrate|and it should wisp you right to her.
{51128}{51160}Wait for me!
{51222}{51277}You're sure this is the site?
{51312}{51414}One of the hounds of the Zanbar.|They guarded the city for the sul
tan.
{51418}{51484}I could use a few of those myself.
{51488}{51541}You ready in there?
{51566}{51661}I wish to resurrect|the lost city of Zanbar!
{52171}{52226}Finders keepers.
{52230}{52290}I wouldn't unpack just now|if I were you.
{52392}{52458}Why haven't you moved on?|You're dead!
{52463}{52494}So are you.
{52637}{52700}- Watch out!|- Phoebe, a little help here?
{52731}{52774}I think I've got control of her body.
{52921}{52956}Okay, all clear.
{53024}{53059}Richard, I wish you free!
{53172}{53216}No!
{53266}{53293}Hi, honey.
{53314}{53364}Let me out of here!
{53377}{53426}I wish the Charmed Ones|alive again.
{53439}{53514}Yes, master.
{53734}{53775}You okay?
{53801}{53864}Take this, get it out of my sight.
{53877}{53960}Sure. But could you get rid|of that thing first?
{53992}{54062}Yeah, no problem.
{54683}{54727}Hey.
{54782}{54816}What's going on?
{54821}{54859}Just thinking.
{54889}{54927}Oh, yeah, what about?
{54983}{55039}Everything. I mean,|sometimes it feels like
{55044}{55123}my life's just one big disaster|after the next, you know?
{55128}{55203}Like right from the start,|being born into this stupid feud.
{55208}{55244}All that family hatred.
{55263}{55390}I mean, it's amazing that I've gone this|far without ending up lik
e one of them.
{55456}{55547}Well, Richard, you have.
{55552}{55595}That's what's important, right?
{55600}{55656}And you are here for a reason,|for a purpose.
{55660}{55740}You just have to figure out what it is.
{55745}{55808}How can you have|so much faith, Paige?
{55821}{55879}I mean, with everything out there,|all the evil...
{55884}{56006}Well, it's because I don't just see|all the evil, I see all the go
od too.
{56045}{56075}Especially in you.
{56099}{56139}Sometimes I'm not sure.
{56144}{56182}- I am.|- Well, I hope you're right
{56186}{56285}because I'm giving up a lot|to see it too.
{56289}{56384}I mean, my whole life|I've had powers and magic.
{56389}{56452}And even if I didn't use it,|it was just a part of me.
{56498}{56616}And now, it's kind of scary to think|that I'm gonna be losing it.
{56661}{56702}And losing you too.
{56755}{56815}Well, you have to take care|of yourself first, right?
{56840}{56979}And as long as I'm around|and bringing magic into your life,
{57002}{57038}you won't be able to.
{57085}{57112}I know.
{57257}{57323}So have you taken|the power-stripping potion yet?
{57665}{57717}They're not waking up.|How come they're not waking up?
{57721}{57784}- Would you relax?|- Relax? I'm sorry, did you say relax?
{57789}{57883}Because I'm about to disappear,|vanish forever, cease to exist.

{57887}{57940}Oh, my God, you are so dramatic.

{57991}{58031}Hey, you okay?
{58089}{58167}I think so. What are you doing?
{58171}{58234}I don't know, I swear.
{58272}{58311}What's going on?
{58366}{58431}Arabic sleeping potion,|very strong, not good.
{58436}{58480}You mean Jinny did this?
{58485}{58537}- Who else?|- Well, we gotta stop her.
{58541}{58611}We already did while you were|sleeping. She's back in the bottle.
{58615}{58716}Which we were sort of hoping|you could take care of for us.
{58741}{58776}So that's it, it's all over?
{58781}{58846}Pretty much.|I mean, you still forgive me, right?
{58850}{58895}- Of course.|- Good.
{58906}{58995}I still wanna know why we all|didn't die. What? I'm curious.
{59009}{59086}Sure, you don't mind them knowing|that they almost died, but not t
hat l...
{59119}{59180}- Never mind.|- What are you talking about?
{59185}{59241}Jinny made a wish for us to die|and we almost did,
{59245}{59359}- but then we turned into ghosts, and...|- So that wasn't a dream
I had.
{59364}{59494}I was floating over my body,|looking down at me and then...
{59529}{59560}...you healed me.
{59573}{59609}- I did?|- Yeah.
{59614}{59661}I called to you|when you were sleeping
{59665}{59767}and somehow you must have|heard me and you wouldn't let me go.
{59804}{59875}Well, then that must be why Phoebe|and Paige's spirits didn't move
on.
{59880}{59944}See, the wish was|for all the Charmed Ones to die.
{59949}{59998}So saving you|must have saved them.
{60003}{60043}That was really sweet of you.
{60048}{60078}Any time.
{60116}{60206}So you wanna go with me|to get Wyatt?
{60220}{60245}Sure.
{60330}{60356}Wait. What...?
{60404}{60429}What about me?
{60449}{60568}I wouldn't give up.|There may be hope for you yet.