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Help! Somebody, help! Please?
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All right, all right, relax, I'm back.
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What is this?
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How's his rash, need ointment?
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I don't know. I'm procrastinating.
It's not my favourite thing to check.
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You don't have a problem
checking Wyatt's.
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That's 'cause I don't flash forward
to Wyatt being 22 like I do Chris.
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Oh... yeah!
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Exactly. Stinky diaper!
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Hey, hey,
are you using magic?
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Yeah, wait till you see
how I put the ointment on.
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Hi! Personal gain. Do you wanna
lose your powers like Phoebe did?
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- What if a demon attacks?
- It'd liven things up.
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- Excuse me?
- I'm just kidding... sort of.
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I love being a stay-at-home auntie.
I really, really do.
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I just...
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I'm going crazy.
I have to get out.
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It wouldn't hurt you
to get out a little bit too.
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You've been
cooped up in here ever since...
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You know,
it's okay to talk about it, Piper.
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It won't hurt you.
It could even help.
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Talk about what?
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Gideon's gone, Chris and Wyatt
are safe. It all worked out.
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Oh, coffee, coffee, coffee.
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I cannot believe
how late for work I am again.
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'Morning to you too.

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If you could be dressed for the wedding,
when I come back, I'll honk,
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and you guys can come
meet me outside, okay?
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Wait, what?!
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Wait! What wedding?
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- Wedding?
- Christy's.
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- Piper, don't tell me you forgot.
- Christy's wedding, that's today?
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Well, I can't go. The kids...
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Actually, the kids were invited too.
So you can go.
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I think it would be good for them.
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- I think it'd be good for all of us.
- No, I can't go. The baby...
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Needs to be exposed to a germ or two,
get out of the house, you know,
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- build up his immune system.
- He's too young.
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- He's two months old.
- I know how old he is, thank you.

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Look, you can't protect them
from the big, bad world forever.
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They are going to have
to leave the house at some point.
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By the way, how's Leo doing?
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Well, considering who betrayed him,
he's doing as well as can be expected.
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I know you're here, Barbas.
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You can't keep running from me!
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You're afraid that vanquishing me
won't ease your pain...
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...because it wasn't a demon,
it was an Elder.
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Your very mentor
who tried to kill your son.
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You helped him.
That's why I'm gonna kill you too.
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Barbas!
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Zola?
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- Leo. Good, I've been calling for you.
- What do you mean, where's Barbas?

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- Who?
- He's covering up for me.
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Oh, you know he is.
You tracked me here.
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- What's the matter? You all right?
- One of your greatest fears.
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The good guys, the bad guys,
they're all the same now.
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Hey, that makes him just like Gideon.
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Leo, what are you doing?
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- Where's Barbas?
- I don't know!
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- Tell me!
- I don't know. For God sakes, stop!
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Damn. So close!
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Hey, have you seen Piper?
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- Up in Wyatt's room.
- I'm sorry, sweetie, were you sleeping?
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Why start now?
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No, I was actually just trying to
take a little break from nanny duties.

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You're a doll
to help out like you've been.
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I wish I could help you,
but I can't. I have to work.
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Tell me what it's like,
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out there in the world where
men don't poop or spit on you.
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You really do need to get out.
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You know, maybe we can
just swap jobs for the day.
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- You know, I'll... I'll pay you.
- Yeah?
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Don't tempt me.
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What, you're miserable too?
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No, I wouldn't say miserable.
I don't know,
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I can't put my finger on it.
I'm, like, in this rut or something.
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You know?
I just feel really disconnected.
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Yeah, I agree.

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You agree?
What do you know about my ruts?
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Well, I know you
gave some great advice to
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Lost in Los Altos
about finding new love.
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But you gave the same advice
to Dumped in Daly last year.
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What? Shut up, I did not!
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Are you kidding?
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Oh, my God, I did.
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Maybe I should stop giving
advice to people on finding love
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until I can figure out
how to find it myself.
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- You'll find it. You foresaw it.
- That was one big tease.
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- That's what's messing me up.
- No.
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I think what's
messing you up is Gideon.
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It's the thing that's


messing us all up.
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He didn't just betray Leo.
He betrayed all of us.
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And those wounds don't heal easily.
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Forgive the intrusion.
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- I thought it best I come to you first.
- We're not interested.
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I think you'll be interested in this.
Leo just tried to kill me.
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I didn't want other Elders to find out.
They'd think he was after us all.
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Can hardly blame him.
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Lack of faith's understandable
given what Gideon's done.
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But one bad Elder
doesn't make us all bad.
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- We are on the same side here.
- Are we?
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Leo didn't really want to kill me,
I know that.
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If he had, there'd
have been no redeeming him.

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- He would've had to have been recycled.
- Recycled like plastic?
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No, I mean sent back, reborn.
To start the cycle of life over again.
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We don't wanna punish him
for killing Gideon,
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but we can't abide his harming
innocents in the name of revenge.
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If you don't stop him,
we'll have to.
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- From what?
- His obsession with vanquishing Barbas.
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It's blinding him to reason,
driving him over the edge.
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And if he succeeds,
it won't make his sons any safer
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or the betrayal any less painful.
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It won't heal his heart.
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Time is of the essence too.
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Not just for his sake.
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There's a powerful threat
looming on the horizon,

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unlike any we've ever sensed before.
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And for that, we'll need
everybody back into the fold,
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and soon.
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Barbas?
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I know you're here.
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Show yourself.
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Don't let Barbas get away.
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Save your son.
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- Who are you? What do you want?
- Who are you talking to?
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Nobody.
How'd you know I was here?
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I didn't. Wyatt did.
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Must be that orbing thing
you guys share.
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He looked up and said, "Da-da."
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Really?

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He misses you. We all do.
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I miss him too. I...
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Is there anything else on Barbas
besides the main entry?
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No. Would you
like to hold your child?
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I can't.
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Well, you need to, Leo.
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Chris didn't die. He's alive.
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You need to move on.
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Not until Barbas is gone
and they're both safe.
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Is this absolutely necessary?
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The wound is deep.
It very easily could've been fatal.
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I wouldn't recommend going up
against an Elder again, if I were you.
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The problem is that
he's the one after me,
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and I haven't figured out
how to shake him.
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In that case, then,
this might all be for naught.
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Thank you very much
for your vote of confidence.
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Actually, I don't
even know what it is
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that I did to offend him,
except for that rug rat incident.
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And that all came out okay
in the end, more or less.
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And it wasn't even me
that was after them.
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But it should be now.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What was that?
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- What was what?
- You didn't see that?
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See what?
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Go after the baby.
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That!

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What?
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He'll be blinded by rage, vulnerable.
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You trying to tell me
you didn't hear that?
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Maybe we should
look at that wound again.
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Oh, for God's sake.
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Was a rotten healer, anyway.
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Who are you?
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Friend or foe?
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Neither, but if you want
to stop the Elder,
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go after the baby!
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Cool.
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Very, very cool.
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- Phoebe, there you are.
- Elise, hi.
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I'm so sorry I'm late.
It won't happen again.

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Of course it will.
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But if you keep getting
responses like these, who cares?
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Look at these e-mails,
all from this morning's column.
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- About this morning's column...
- It was brilliant, Phoebe.
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I mean it, you make us
look classy when your advice is
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- provocative, insightful...
- Plagiarised?
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- Don't worry, I stole from myself.
- I don't understand.
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Yeah, I don't understand either.
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It turns out I gave the exact
same advice to someone last year.
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I didn't realise it
until it was too late.
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So? Big deal.
Columnists recycle stuff all the time.
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Yeah, but I don't.
At least, I never used to.
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And I just...
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I don't think I should write anymore
until I figure out why this happened.
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- Don't be ridiculous!
- No, I'm not being ridiculous.
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I'm being honest.
I can't give people recycled advice.
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It's... it's just not right.
It's not ethical.
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- Phoebe, you can't just quit.
- I don't wanna quit.
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Elise, I love my job, you know.
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I just don't think
that I can do it right now.
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Okay. All right.
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Take a sabbatical.
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Rest, recharge your batteries.
Couple of months enough?
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- Can I do that?
- Of course. I'm the boss.
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What happens to my column?
Do you pull it?

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And watch sales drop?
Are you kidding?
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No. I'll hire someone
to ghost-write it for you.
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Your readers'll
never know you're gone.
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Wait, what?
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Phoebe? Sorry, it's your sister.
She says it's important.
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Go ahead, I'll handle this.
Don't worry about anything.
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Rest up!
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Hello?
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Hey, I think I have
figured out how to save Leo.
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If we can keep him
from going after Barbas,
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then we can go after him ourselves.
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- Wait, what?
- It's perfect.
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All we do is guilt Leo
into taking Piper to the wedding.

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- She doesn't wanna go.
- That's why I'll volunteer
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to take the kids. That way, Piper
won't have any excuse not to go.
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While you're at the wedding, I'll be
at the Book trying to find Barbas.
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If we find him, how are we
gonna vanquish him without
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- my powers and Piper's?
- You can still cast spells.
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- Paige.
- I'm telling you, this could work.
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Not only could it save Leo,
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it can get him and Piper
back together, at a wedding no less.
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Think about it,
it could reignite sparks.
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You know, do it for the children.
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- Hell, do it for me.
- I don't know about this.
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Do you want to
get out of that rut or don't you?
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We have come together
on this glorious day
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to wed Christy and Jeevan,
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who are here to build a foundation
of their marriage upon the earth,
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in the presence of a sacred fire
and among their family and friends.
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We are so late.
Has the ceremony started?
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- Yes, ma'am.
- Oh, no.
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- Okay.
- I told you to go ahead and go.
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I don't understand why you
couldn't leave the baby with Paige.
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When you're a mother,
you'll understand.
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That's assuming
I'm gonna have any eggs left.
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- How do you do this thing?
- Here.
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It's so nice to have
a man around the house.
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Yeah, except I think


I should still be after Barbas.
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Yeah, not until you can distinguish
between a demon and an Elder.
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You're stuck with us.
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- Paige? Hi...
- What are you doing?
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- Give me that!
- What do you mean?
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- I'm checking on Wyatt.
- You just checked.
239
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,440
Have you thought
about seeing a shrink?
240
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,120
Yeah, we did that.
241
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:50,800
Look, I know you haven't been out
of the house in a very, very long time,
242
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:53,920
but this is Christy's wedding,
so please try to have fun.
243
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:55,400
This a wedding or an orgy?
244
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:59,320
It's a Hindu ceremony. It's supposed
to be very, very, very romantic.
245
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,040
See, I knew this'd happen.
246

00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,840


This is over-stimulation.
We gotta get outta here.
247
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,360
Hey, excuse me.
248
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,240
- Wait!
- No, no, no. No, no.
249
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,480
You guys go. I'll take care of Chris.
250
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,800
Okay? You guys go in
and have a good time.
251
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,080
Have fun.
Remember what that is, fun?
252
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,680
Come on.
253
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:19,800
Diaper bag.
254
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,120
Thank you.
255
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,800
You're okay.
256
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,760
You're okay, Chris. You're okay.
257
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:43,720
Chris, huh? Interesting name.
258
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:47,600
Same as the guy who died in your house
a couple of months ago, isn't it?
259
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:51,120
- Are you following me?
- Yes, I am.

260
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:54,120
I would've approached sooner,
but Lieutenant Morris
261
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,760
thought you might need
time to mourn your loss.
262
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,640
He's protective of you.
Seems to know you real well,
263
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,280
which is why I asked him
to be my partner on this.
264
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,360
You know,
you and your sisters
265
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,960
don't seem to be
getting out much lately.
266
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:10,960
Why is that, I wonder?
You're not hiding from me, are you?
267
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,040
- We've got nothing to hide.
- Good.
268
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:16,960
Then you'll have no objections
coming downtown to answer questions.
269
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:21,120
- You've just been served.
- Questions about what?
270
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,760
About what really happened to...
271
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,360
...the other Chris.
272

00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:31,240


How he mysteriously broke out of jail,
how he doesn't appear in any database,
273
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:34,760
how come you didn't have a funeral,
what happened to his body.
274
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:37,400
You know, just stuff like that.
275
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:40,160
Four o'clock. Don't be late.
276
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,760
You know, I can almost
understand you not helping us.
277
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:47,920
But to help her?
278
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:53,480
It's not like that, I swear.
I don't wanna be in the middle of this.
279
00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,720
But she knows I know something.
280
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,160
She knows we got history.
281
00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:01,400
You think if she exposes us,
she's not gonna bust you too?
282
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,600
Coming, Lieutenant?
283
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,400
You're gonna have
to choose a side, Darryl.
284
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,040
It's just the way it works.
285
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:29,120
And now, as the circle is the symbol

286
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:32,720
of the earth
and the sun and the universe,
287
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:36,120
I call the goddess and god
that created all things
288
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:41,280
to bless this sacred union
and to consecrate upon them that...
289
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,600
- Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
- Yeah.
290
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:46,440
...the motivating force
behind the divine...
291
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:50,440
- I don't think anybody else can.
- The power of divine desire, forever.
292
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,560
The power of love.
293
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,440
You okay?
294
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,680
I don't know.
I feel a little woozy.
295
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:09,960
Piper!
296
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,640
Hey, is the wedding over already?
297
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:34,200
Oh, my God!
298
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,680
Let's get outta here.

299
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,760
I don't understand.
How could this have happened?
300
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:44,960
Beats the hell out of me.
301
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,040
Isn't she beautiful?
302
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:08,440
- I can't believe what I am seeing.
- Tell me about it.
303
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:11,280
When was the last time
you saw Piper grab Leo's ass?
304
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:15,120
That's not what I'm talking about.
We need to do something, quickly!
305
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,160
Hello?
306
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,040
Phoebe, it's for you.
307
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,640
Okay, Book of Shadows,
Hindu spirits.
308
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,960
- Hello.
- Is this a bad time?
309
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:32,000
Actually, Elise, yeah.
I'm kind of up to my elbows in stuff.
310
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,200
I just wanted
to give you the good news.
311
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:37,800
The ghost-writer I was hoping
to hire's in town and wants to do it!

312
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,600
- Isn't that terrific?
- What?
313
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,600
Better yet, Leslie can start
with tomorrow's column.
314
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:43,760
Who's Leslie?
315
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:47,400
- Don't you think I should have a say?
- How soon could you get here?
316
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:50,000
'Cause I'd like you to meet
as soon as possible.
317
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,040
Yeah, no, now's not a good time.
318
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,960
Okay, then how about in an hour?
We'll see you then.
319
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,800
She can hardly wait to meet you.
320
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,640
Well, likewise.
321
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,760
She hung up on me!
I cannot believe she hung up on me.
322
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:12,280
Okay, I'll just
leave you two to go at it.
323
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,640
Bright side?
324
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:24,000
We know that Piper and Leo
still have the hots for each other.

325
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:27,320
Be careful with that whole
"hots" thing. It's contagious.
326
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,840
Don't stand too close.
327
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,200
It comes courtesy of Shakti,
the Hindu goddess of creation,
328
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,720
and Shiva, her lover,
the god of destruction.
329
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:38,240
Yeah, but why did this happen
to Piper and Leo? Any ideas?
330
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,560
Why does anything
happen to any of us?
331
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,240
Good point.
332
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:45,280
"Shakti and Shiva
are invoked at weddings.
333
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,560
They're considered
the ultimate lovers."
334
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,560
It's meant to be symbolic.
335
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:52,120
Unless there are
magical lovers to hijack?
336
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,920
Read on.
337
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:58,240
"Shakti, also the ultimate mother,

and Shiva together created all things.


338
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:02,000
If they consummate their love again,
all things'll be obliterated,
339
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,600
and the Universe will be reborn."
340
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,840
Talk about your big bang theory.
341
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,560
All right, stop it!
342
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:15,240
You two, stop it right now!
Stop it, stop it!
343
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,280
You go over there,
you over here.
344
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:21,240
- And keep your hands to yourself!
- But you're interrupting us.
345
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,520
- And saving life as we know it.
- What are you talking about?
346
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,600
Look at your outfit.
That something you normally wear?
347
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:28,840
- No.
- Exactly.
348
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,040
This is not the first time
we've been hijacked by gods,
349
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,720
- so you have to fight it.
- I don't wanna fight it.
350

00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,800


I haven't felt this potent in years.
351
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:41,840
Over-sharing. Any idea
how to redirect his potency?
352
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,120
Yeah, we should
send him after Barbas.
353
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,640
- Barbas?
- What about the risk to the Elders?
354
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:50,160
The risk to the universe is greater.
I made a vanquishing potion.
355
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,280
- I'll get it.
- I won't need it.
356
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:56,080
- I'll be back.
- I'll be waiting.
357
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,960
- Wow, is that hot or what?
- Or what?
358
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:05,800
I'm gonna go to Magic School and
try to find a spell to dispossess them.
359
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,080
Take the babies.
They'll be safer there.
360
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,600
No! The baby stays with me.
361
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,000
- Okay.
- Where are you going?
362
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:17,280
I have to go to, you know... work.

363
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:29,080
Gentlemen.
Gentlemen, gentlemen! Please!
364
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,680
One at a time, if you please.
365
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,640
I'm failing to see the problem.
366
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,280
You asked for help,
said we'd share the spoils.
367
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,240
Then you tell us you're
going after the Charmed Ones.
368
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,840
Do you take us for fools?
That's suicide!
369
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,640
No, we're not going after
the Charmed Ones per se,
370
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,440
just their little baby.
371
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,600
Baby?
372
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:54,280
Okay, it's obvious that you have
failed to grasp the bigger picture here.
373
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,400
So I will explain it for you again.
374
00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:01,400
For the umpteenth time.
375
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:03,520
Okay.
376

00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,160


In going after the child,
377
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:09,520
we are in effect pouring salt into the
still festering wounds of the father,
378
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,240
who happens to be an Elder.
379
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,360
- The Charmed Ones' Elder.
- So?
380
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,000
So...
381
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,800
...his parental instinct kicks in.
382
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:23,080
His vengeful little heart
fills with rage,
383
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:26,880
and with just this tiniest
little nudge from me,
384
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:30,920
he makes a mistake,
a fatal mistake.
385
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,240
Leaving the witches unprotected by him.
386
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:37,320
Exactly. And leaving you
with the best chances
387
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:41,000
at knocking them off
anybody's had in years.
388
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:46,080
Almost sounds too good
to be true, doesn't it?
389

00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:50,240


What about that creature you told
us about? How does he fit into all this?
390
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,680
See, that's a very good question.
391
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,800
One I don't have the answer to.
392
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,440
But he did cloak this lair
so Leo couldn't track me.
393
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:03,720
That makes him a friend,
a very powerful friend.
394
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,640
What's going on?
395
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,720
Oh, hi, Paige.
396
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,920
We're packing up,
closing the school.
397
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:32,880
- What? Since when?
- Since Gideon died.
398
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,840
Look, love him or hate him,
he started this school.
399
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,560
Without him,
there's no one left to fight for it.
400
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,840
I'll fight for it.
401
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,280
Against the Elders?
You don't stand a chance.
402

00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:49,600


Gideon was the only one that could
convince them he could keep it safe from
403
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:53,680
- demons discovering us, or mortals.
- What about the next generation?
404
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,560
Where are they gonna learn
what needs to be learned?
405
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,040
I don't know.
406
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,680
- Is the nursery still open?
- Yeah, another week or so.
407
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,160
Stop packing books.
I'm gonna need 'em.
408
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,120
Come on, baby.
409
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:11,400
Elise!
410
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,800
Good, you're here.
Come and meet your new...
411
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,240
So we're clear.
If I don't like this person,
412
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,560
- we can find someone else?
- Absolutely.
413
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,120
It's your column.
You gotta be happy with him.
414
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:24,240
Him? Wha...? I'm sorry, him?

415
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,240
I... I better call you back.
416
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:31,200
Hi. I hope it's okay.
I just wanted to get started.
417
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,360
- Leslie?
- Surprise.
418
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,880
Expecting a girl?
419
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,600
- Well...
- So were my folks.
420
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,120
That's how I got the name.
You can call me Les.
421
00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:43,640
Now, before you say no,
just hear me out.
422
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:47,040
He had his own advice column
in Philly, and it was totally hip,
423
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:50,960
- very hot, a perfect match for yours.
- Hot, huh? Wow.
424
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,240
Not again.
425
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,680
He's relocating to LA
in a couple of months,
426
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,360
which works out for
how long you wanna be away.
427
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:03,320
That's great Elise, but...

he's a... a man.


428
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:07,760
- Is that a problem?
- Well, most of my readers are women.
429
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,560
And you don't think a man
can give advice to women.
430
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,040
No, actually, not as well
as a woman can, no.
431
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,960
Well, what about Dr Phil?
432
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:17,640
Dr Phil is a doctor, right? Dr Phil.
433
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,400
So a man can give advice
to a woman if he's a doctor?
434
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,760
- That's not what I meant.
- That's what it sounded like.
435
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:27,040
- Are you feeling all right?
- Me? Yeah!
436
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,960
Yes, I'm feeling all right,
I'm great. You kidding?
437
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:33,320
- 'Cause you don't look like you do.
- You're a doctor now too?
438
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,720
Actually, I am... of psychology.
439
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,280
I wrote my doctorate
on women's intuition.
440

00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,640


- I aced it.
- I bet you did.
441
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,640
Phoebe!
442
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,200
I guess that means I got the job.
443
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,080
Okay.
444
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:39,520
No!
445
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,520
Oh, no, it's okay, peanut.
You're okay.
446
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,720
A doctor.
447
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:16,520
Doctor, my ass! I'd like to
actually see proof that he's a doctor!
448
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,080
- What are you muttering about?
- Elise!
449
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,240
She hired a man.
Can you believe that?
450
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,480
- I don't know what she was thinking.
- Hired a man for what?
451
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,360
My job, that's what.
452
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,720
It might be
the worst idea I've ever had.
453
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,200

- Don't know what I was thinking.


- You quit?
454
00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,280
No, I'm just taking a sabbatical.
455
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,400
I was taking a sabbatical.
I'm clearly not any more.
456
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,640
Well, don't look at me like that.
You said I was in a rut.
457
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,640
You'll never guess
what happened while we were gone.
458
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,800
I mean, it's just the most ridiculous...
459
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,840
Have you even ever heard
of a male advice columnist?
460
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,880
- I mean, I haven't.
- Try to guess. You won't be able to.
461
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:54,200
I don't care what the Book says
about the divine horniness
462
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:57,200
only being rubbed off
if you're attracted to someone
463
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,720
because there's no way
I'm attracted to him!
464
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,840
God. I hope he's not
the one from my vision.
465
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,440
- I think I'm gonna be sick.
- Barbas tried to kidnap baby Chris.

466
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,240
Paige, that is not funny.
467
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:11,680
I'm not trying to be funny. It's true.
468
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,360
- Oh, no!
- Oh, yes!
469
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:17,000
Piper's putting him to sleep.
He's okay. He didn't get hurt.
470
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,520
Thank goodness.
Leo's gonna go ballistic.
471
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:25,840
Yes, and that is precisely why Piper
does not want us to tell him anything.
472
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,960
- Tell me what?
- How much she wants you.
473
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,640
Piper, she desperately wants you.
474
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,840
- Not supposed to tell him that.
- You know me with secrets.
475
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,120
I can't keep 'em.
How'd it go with Barbas?
476
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,720
- Couldn't track him.
- You couldn't track him,
477
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,920
not even with
those powers inside you?
478
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,960

I know, strange, isn't it?


So where's Piper? Upstairs?
479
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,400
- What happened?
- You're not gonna like it.
480
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,840
You're not even gonna give 'em
a chance to cooperate?
481
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,720
- Is that it?
- They had the chance. They didn't show.
482
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,800
- We got a warrant.
- Doesn't give us the right to bust in.
483
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,360
I want it to be a surprise.
484
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:22,960
Got something you want to say?
485
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:32,000
I'm gonna find out who this Chris
really was and what they're hiding.
486
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:35,440
Now either you're with me...
or you're against me.
487
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,520
This is why Piper
didn't want us to tell you.
488
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:44,760
I'm gonna kill him.
Rip the world apart until I find Barbas.
489
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:46,680
That's what we're worried about.
490
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,320
- Calm down till we know the facts.
- What facts?

491
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,400
- He went after one of my sons, again.
- He didn't get him.
492
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:53,600
It doesn't matter.
493
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,200
Police, freeze! Hands in the air!
494
00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:02,080
What the hell is wrong with you?
495
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,560
Are you out of your mind?
496
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,240
Yeah, I think he is.
497
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,800
I just got the baby to sleep...
498
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:15,360
What happened?
499
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,080
Where's Leo?
500
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,920
- Leo.
- Barbas. Where is he?
501
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,000
- Barbas?
- How many times do you
502
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:45,280
have to go through all this before you
realise they're all working together?
503
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,360
Leo, don't do this.
You know better.
504
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:51,040
He's after your boy, I'm after your boy,

they're all after your boy.


505
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:54,480
- That's why it's your greatest fear.
- Where is he, damn it!
506
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:58,600
- Listen to me, Leo! Don't do this!
- Kill him. Kill them all!
507
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,400
My, my, my, my, my.
508
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:17,560
What have we gone and done now?
509
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,320
Thanks.
510
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,920
Did you find Leo?
511
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,920
- Where's Chris?
- He's with Wyatt in the nursery.
512
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,280
- What happened?
- You find a spell to fix us?
513
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:40,680
- Yeah, but...
- Cast it.
514
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:53,000
We call upon the mortal ways
and Gods who guide but may not stay
515
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:57,560
We seek those of divinity
to separate from and set them free
516
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,160
Are you all right?
517
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:10,880
Piper?

518
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,360
Go get Phoebe
and then go get Barbas.
519
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:15,520
We still don't know how to find him.
520
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,800
I wounded him. You should
be able to scry with his blood.
521
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,360
I killed another Elder.
522
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,760
It's not your fault.
You were tricked.
523
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,480
Was I?
524
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000
What have I become?
525
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,760
It's okay. It's okay.
526
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,160
Nobody else has to know.
527
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:55,960
Just try to follow the light.
528
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,000
I still don't think
this was a good idea.
529
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,880
What did you want us to do,
send her to purgatory?
530
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,840
We had to play it safe.
She's too suspicious already.
531

00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,720


Okay, but what if she
remembers what really happened?
532
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,600
Look to your right.
533
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,680
Focus.
534
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,600
Get the C-collar and board.
535
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,640
Do you remember what
you were doing here, Inspector?
536
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,400
We came to search for something.
537
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,800
Do you remember
what happened to you?
538
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:35,120
She slipped. We're doing a lot of
redecorating, and she slipped and fell.
539
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,280
Well, do you remember?
540
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,680
I...
541
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,760
No.
542
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,360
Just take a deep breath.
543
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:48,560
Good.
544
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:52,240
- She remembers the search warrant.
- So? What is she gonna find?

545
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,120
What's going on?
546
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,640
Nothing. We have
everything under control.
547
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,280
- What's up?
- We've got some work to do.
548
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:05,120
Hey, why don't you
come on down, show yourself.
549
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:10,680
All I want to do is thank you.
It was such a very good plan.
550
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,480
I mean, it worked perfectly.
551
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,000
So...
552
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:20,760
How about we
go after the witches now?
553
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,320
Works for us.
554
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,040
Well, well, well, well, well,
what do you know?
555
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:29,640
It really is true.
Just ask and ye shall receive.
556
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:33,360
Of course, this lair
was supposed to be cloaked.
557
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,920
Yeah, you should probably ask
your invisible friend about that.

558
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,360
Yeah, well, maybe I will.
559
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,480
Come to vanquish me, I see.
560
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,920
What, again?
561
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,880
I have one little question first.
562
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,280
Why the baby?
What does that even get you?
563
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,920
Oh, the baby, that...
that just gets me to you
564
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:56,760
without the bodyguard.
By the way, how is old Leo anyway?
565
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,520
Suffering nicely, I hope.
566
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,560
I think we should
check your fears first.
567
00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:07,240
How charming.
568
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:12,120
Your greatest fear is that
your nephews won't be safe...
569
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,800
...from me. How touching.
570
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,160
Of course, such a great fear
paralyses you.
571

00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,960


I can't believe you forgot about that.
572
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,040
Oh, we didn't forget.
573
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:27,240
We knew our greatest desire
would overcome our greatest fear.
574
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,520
And our greatest desire
is to protect our nephews from you.
575
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,080
You know I'll be back.
576
00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:37,560
Fear always come back!
577
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:42,680
You set me up!
578
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,440
I never get tired of seeing that.
579
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:51,440
I wonder who he was talking to?
580
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,480
I don't know,
and I don't wanna know.
581
00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:19,680
Making yourself comfortable, I see.
582
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,120
Sorry.
583
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:27,360
You know, you really don't have to
come in here bright and early any more.
584
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,600
Otherwise,
it's not really a sabbatical.

585
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,320
Yeah, I know.
586
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,840
Actually, I'm gonna tell you the truth.
587
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:42,400
After I met you, I wasn't so sure
I wanted to take the time off.
588
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,800
Made quite an impression
on you, did I?
589
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,600
No, not really.
590
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:50,240
You kiss all the new employees
their first day on the job, do you?
591
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:51,480
Yeah, well...
592
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:52,880
That was...
593
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,800
...you know,
not what you think it was.
594
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,360
- Really?
- Yeah.
595
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,520
And what do you think
I think it was?
596
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,600
I don't know
what you think it was,
597
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,400
but whatever you think it was,
it actually wasn't.

598
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:09,840
Anyway, I thought I would wait until
this morning and read what you wrote
599
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,720
and see if I was still
comfortable with my decision.
600
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,200
- And?
- And I liked it.
601
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:18,440
There was some good advice,
considering you're a guy.
602
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,560
Well, thanks... I think.
603
00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:23,800
Of course, I wouldn't wanna
sully your good name.
604
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,640
You'd better not.
605
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000
Good luck.
606
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,840
Hey, for whatever it's worth...
607
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,920
...you're a pretty damn good kisser.
608
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:38,040
Even though
it didn't mean anything.
609
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,760
I'm so tired.
I didn't sleep at all last night.
610
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,160
And it's not even because of Barbas.
611

00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,000


Pray tell.
612
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,920
It's the whole Magic School thing.
It's got me really depressed.
613
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,240
I don't know why the Elders
are just shutting it down.
614
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:03,240
Well, they can do whatever they want.
That's why they're them.
615
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,960
Yeah, well, it's not fair.
616
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,480
Well, who's gonna stop them?
617
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,000
I am.
618
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,480
- What?
- Yeah.
619
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,720
Magic's the best thing
that has ever happened to me, right?
620
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:19,080
I mean, other than you guys.
No offence.
621
00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:23,240
But you guys did happen to me at
the same time that magic happened to me.
622
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,200
- So if you count it...
- Rambling.
623
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:26,520
Right.
624

00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:29,600


Aside from Gideon,
the school is a great thing, right?
625
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:33,200
I think I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna
get back to my magical roots.
626
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,640
I think that's a good idea.
627
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,600
Any idea how you're gonna do it?
628
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,960
Not a clue.
629
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,960
Oh, my goodness...
630
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,920
Are you going outside?
With them?
631
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,080
Yes, I am.
632
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:52,000
May I go, or do you want to
tease me some more about it?
633
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,200
I'd like to tease you more,
but I'll wait till you get back.
634
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:56,600
What changed?
635
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,280
Well, sharing a body
with the ultimate mother...
636
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,560
- I got a few tips.
- Like what?
637
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:04,040

Like I can't protect them


from everything.
638
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,640
Or I'll probably end up
making them neurotic.
639
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:08,920
We don't need
more of those around here.
640
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:13,400
No, so we're just gonna have to
go out and brave the big, bad world.
641
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,280
What about Leo? Is he gonna join?
642
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,400
No, he's still...
643
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,560
...dealing with some stuff.
644
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,680
Barbas was right.
645
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,760
Killing him doesn't kill
the pain of betrayal.
646
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:43,040
Who the hell are you?
What do you want?
647
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,040
What do we want?
648
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:46,880
We want you!

9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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