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Oct Posted by Rahul under Diwali SMS
2009
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This Diwali, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s To Receive SMS Jokes by E-mail:
trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as
his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse.
Happy Diwali
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Friendship Is..
Friendship is not important with whom you have it Live Scorcard:
Friendship is how deep you have it.
Sat 3
Laloo Jokes
Oct Posted by Rahul under Jokes
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English Tuition!
Laloo goes to america for learning english.
After some days George Bush calls Rabri Devi & told her “Ae sasoora angreji nahin seekh
sakat hai.”
LaLoo Jokes
What do they call French Toilet in Bihar?
La loo
Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told
Laloo “WAIT SIR”
for which Laloo replied “65Kgs” and moved on…
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he
called up the Tourist department and asked them
“Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas… ”.
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and Laloo immediately replies “Thank you” and puts the phone down.
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he
called up the Tourist department and asked them
“Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas… ”.
The man at the other end replies “One second sir… ”
and Laloo immediately replies “Thank you” and puts the phone down.
At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo’s left tells the bartender, “JOHNNIE WALKER,
SINGLE.” & the man’s companion says, “JACK DANIELS, SINGLE.”
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, “AND YOU, SIR?”
Laloo replies: “LALOO YADAV, MARRIED.”
After having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a picture.
To show he is down to earth CM he decides to pose along with a herd of buffaloes and
resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo.
Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper.
GUESS THE CAPTION
“Laloo, third from left”
Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to
Bihar.
The Japanese Embssary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, “Bihar is an
excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like
Japan.”
Laloo was very surprised. “You Japanese are very ineficient,” he stated “Give me three
days and I will turn Japan into Bihar”
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Oct Posted by Rahul under Best Laughters
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Oct Posted by Rahul under Wise SMS
2009
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You are not responsible for what people think about you!
Write your sad times in sand
&
write your good times in rocks!
You are not responsible for what people think about you!
But you are responsible for what you make them to think about you.
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