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This Diwali, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s To Receive SMS Jokes by E-mail:
trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as
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What is Friendship.?
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Friendship Is..
Friendship is not important with whom you have it Live Scorcard:
Friendship is how deep you have it.

Friendship is not how much you know


Friendship is how much you care,

Friendship is not how much you make happy


Friendship is how much you share sorrows.

Friendship is not how many times you reach your hand


Friendship is how many times you touch the heart

Friendship is not how precious thing you give


Friendship is how much sensitive things you offer,

Friendship is not an achievement


Friendship is one beyond your destination,

Friendship is not just sharing the joy


Friendship is love in sharing the tears,

Long live our Friendship


Ever ending one To YOU

Sat 3
Laloo Jokes
Oct Posted by Rahul under Jokes
2009
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English Tuition!
Laloo goes to america for learning english.
After some days George Bush calls Rabri Devi & told her “Ae sasoora angreji nahin seekh
sakat hai.”

LaLoo Jokes
What do they call French Toilet in Bihar?
La loo

Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told
Laloo “WAIT SIR”
for which Laloo replied “65Kgs” and moved on…

Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he
called up the Tourist department and asked them
“Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas… ”.
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and Laloo immediately replies “Thank you” and puts the phone down.
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he
called up the Tourist department and asked them
“Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas… ”.
The man at the other end replies “One second sir… ”
and Laloo immediately replies “Thank you” and puts the phone down.

Laloos family planning policy..


“Don’t have more than two children in one year”

At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo’s left tells the bartender, “JOHNNIE WALKER,
SINGLE.” & the man’s companion says, “JACK DANIELS, SINGLE.”
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, “AND YOU, SIR?”
Laloo replies: “LALOO YADAV, MARRIED.”

After having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a picture.
To show he is down to earth CM he decides to pose along with a herd of buffaloes and
resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo.
Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper.
GUESS THE CAPTION
“Laloo, third from left”

Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to
Bihar.
The Japanese Embssary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, “Bihar is an
excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like
Japan.”
Laloo was very surprised. “You Japanese are very ineficient,” he stated “Give me three
days and I will turn Japan into Bihar”

A reporter asked Laloo “What is the main reason for a divorce ?”


“Marriage” 

Sat 3
Swine Flu Jokes SMS
Oct Posted by Rahul under Best Laughters
2009
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A bear, a lion and a pig meet.


Bear says: “if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear.”
Lion says: “if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me.”
Pig says: “big deal…. I only have to cough, and the entire planet lives in fear..”

Fri 2
Wise SMS
Oct Posted by Rahul under Wise SMS
2009
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A busy life makes prayers harder,


But prayers make a hard and busy life easier.
So always keep praying and
remember me in your prayers.

Whenever there is a hard job to be done,


its better to assign it to a lazy man;
he is sure to find an easy way of doing.
- Walter Chrysler-

Write your sad times in sand


&
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write your good times in rocks!

You are not responsible for what people think about you!
Write your sad times in sand
&
write your good times in rocks!

You are not responsible for what people think about you!
But you are responsible for what you make them to think about you.

Hate but LOVE more!


Argue but AGREE more!
Talk but LISTEN more!
Punish but FORGIVE more!
Then you will Love people BUT People will Love you more.

Fri 2
Durga Pooja SMS
Oct Posted by Rahul under Durga Pooja SMS
2009
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May Maa Bless You…


With Happiness All The Year Through!
Wishing You A Happy Durga Puja

Memories of moments celebrated together


Moments that have been attached in my heart forever
Make me Miss You even more this Navratri.
Hope this Navratri brings in Good Fortune
And Long lasting happiness for you!

Happy Navratri

Long live the tradition of Hindu culture,


as the generations have passed by,
Hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger
lets keep it up.
Best Wishes for Dashain.

May this Dasara,


light up for you.
The hopes of Happy times,
And dreams for a year full of smiles!
Wish you Happy Dasara.

Fortunate is the one


Who has learned to admire,
But not to envy.
Good wishes for a joyous Navratri,
With a plenty of peace and prosperity.

Fri 2
Teacher Day SMS
Oct Posted by Rahul under Teacher Day SMS
2009
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You are the best Teacher in this world.


Wherever I may go in my life,
I will always remember that
I had an excellent guide
in the form of a teacher, You.
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You are not only our teacher
You are our friend, philosopher and guide
I will always remember that
I had an excellent guide
in the form of a teacher, You.

You are not only our teacher


You are our friend, philosopher and guide
All molded into one person
We will always be grateful for your support
Happy Teachers Day!

We will always be thankful to you


For all the hard work and efforts
You have put in, for educating us.
Happy Teachers Day!

When it comes to teaching


No one can compete with you.
Happy Teachers Day!

Fri 2
Advice SMS
Oct Posted by Rahul under Advice SMS
2009
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Six Rules 2 B Happy…


Free Yr Heart From Hatred
Free Yr Mind From Worries
Make Yr Life Simple
Expect Less From Others
Give More 2 Others
Always Have a True Friend Like Me.

Before You Speak-Listen!


Before You Write-Think!
Before You Spend-Earn!
Before You Criticize-Wait!
Before You Pray-Forgive!
Before You Quit-T r y !
Before You Die-Live…

Fri 2
Michhami Dukkadam SMS
Oct Posted by Rahul under Greetings SMS
2009
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Yad karya pan yad na ave ,


manne samjavya pan kai natijo na avye ,
aje mara antar thi akejj vat avye che ,
tamara bhavna akand che ane mara lidhe koi janta ajanta bhul thai hoe ,
to michami dukkadam.

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