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MONDAY, OCTOBER 22, 2012 Established 1948; Revived 2012 VOLUME 2, ISSUE 12
For Nyadol, working with the African community is more than contributing. It is a bit like a necessity, she said.
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My involvement in advocacy, on boards or with personal initiatives, like bringing young Sudanese girls to see the law school, are ways of creating path ways, Nyadol said. Nyadol also participated in a MLS panel discussion, Conflicts in Sudan: Historical, Legal and Personal Perspectives on 23 August 2012, alongside University of Melbourne faculty members Dr David Mickler, from the School of Social and Political Sciences, and Dr Kevin Heller, from MLS. The discussion covered a range of topics affecting Sudan today. Dr Mickler gave an historical overview of modern Sudan and issues affecting the region since South Sudan became independent on 1 January 2012. Dr Heller examined the legal challenges facing international criminal justice and the recent, and in some cases ongoing, conflicts in Darfur. Providing a unique perspective on South Sudan postindependence, Nyadol spoke at length about the challenges facing the young country. She pointed to governance issues, in particular the South Sudanese conception of private ownership of land. These are issues South Sudan is facing for the first time, Nyadol said. Historically, no one privately owned land, it was the communitys. Nyadol also addressed issues affecting the Sudanese diaspora to which she and her family belong, a migration of thousands of Sudanese to refugee camps around eastern Africa and to Western countries like Australia and the United States. Dean R. P. Edwards
Victorian Police, highlight the transition from peaceful protest to a site of conflict with many protesters reported being fearful. The Occupy Melbourne eviction may have been one of the most photographically documented protests in recent history. There have been numerous claims of police violence, and criticism of the polices handling of the eviction. Despite this, there has been no formal inquiry into the policing of Occupy Melbourne. The report renews demands for an independent inquiry into Victoria Polices actions. David Adam But of all those things, the lamest thing I have ever done is write this column for 24 consecutive weeks. Dont get me wrong; Ive loved doing it, but thats exactly what makes it lame. Ive spent 2 hours of every week writing utter rubbish for the benefit (?) of fellow law students. With this60 hours of my time, I couldve invested as much time reading as faculty says Im supposed to; or multiplied by 12 the amount of time Ive actually invested. Have I gained anything of value from this process? Any mental health benefits Ive enjoyed from venting, Ive lost in stressing over deadlines. Any writing skills arent transferable because parodying law school subject-matter is quite possibly the most alienating of art forms (except perhaps Leunigs line of sketches the ones not even I understand, by Leunig?).
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What is the lamest thing youve ever done? Once I threw a birthday party that involved brainbased challenges I was 19. Once I played the part of Scholar No. 2 in a school production of Dr. Faustus. I didnt have to act. Once, in primary school, I cried when an Asian kid beat me at four square (it wasnt that he was Asian, I was just sad Id lost). Once I memorised all the lyrics to Madonnas Like a Virgin. I still remember every word. Once I bought a Guy Sebastian CD.
Between writing this issue and it going to print Ive Okay so that last one is not true; not even I would do made up some emails people have sent me saying I have that. And to anyone who calls me on my love for the new made a difference (its really easy to set up dummy email single Battlescars, to you I say:itsLups song, its on his addresses; its also where I send all my Peter Alexander album, thats the one I paid for. I have personally struggled spam WHO NEEDS NEW PYJAMAS 6 TIMES A with the fact that Guy Sebastian features on a song I really YEAR?!). They allege that I have achieved things, like invented the word disagressaverge and changed the way enjoy; you might say, Im at war with love. students think about elevator protocol and their weird But of all those things, the lamest thing I have ever attachment to the level 3 study area. They impassionedly De Minimis done is write this column for 24 consecutive weeks. Dont argue that Ive reframed the post-results discourse and
attachment to the level 3 study area. They impassionedly argue that Ive reframed the post-results discourse and brought law students closer together through drinks invitations to Cookie. They also said I was pretty and funny and better than Asians at four square. Did I mention I dreamt these emails up? So, here endeth the column. While Ive enjoyed the whole process, so much it makes me lame; all lame things must come to an end. Alas, there is one hope at having achieved something this year; a legacy. If youre reading this, and youve made it to the last line of this article, I can only assume you have some interest in De Minimis. I put it to you, you personally, yes you, that I will feel a sense of achievement if something like L is for gets up in next years issue of De Minimis. If youre interested, or if you know anyone who is, please shoot me an email at cwh@student.unimelb.edu.au (unless youre Peter Alexander; if so, f*** off). Charles Hopkins is being deadly serious. Email if youd like to write.
QUIZ
1. From which film does the following line come from? - The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands: Its a good non-specific symptom; Im a big believer in it. 2. Mars is named after the Roman God of what? Bonus point: why? 3. The Space Race was an informal competition between which countries to, amongst other things, first land a man on the moon? 4. In Australia, are more people injured in road accidents or at work (annually)? 5. What is Otto von Bismark famous for doing? 6. What does the acronym LGBT stand for (with regards to gender)? 7. What should c(o)eliacs avoid eating? 8. Approximately how many species of Fungi are there A: 150,000, B: 1,500,000, or C: 15,000,000? 9. What is J.K. Rowlings new (2012) novel called? 10. Which American architect and landscape architect designed the city of Canberra? (Hint: the lake there is named after him) Answers Page 4
I was drawn to law because I like the challenge of formulating a logical and persuasive argument, articulating that argument, and being tested on its merits. Writing a Jules made time to share the secrets of his success concise submission or a pithy essay can be really satisfying, with De Minimis, focusing on his most recent coup. but there is something unique about trying to swing someones opinion around to your point of view. Public continued Page 4 De Minimis
student speaking competitions are also one of the few chances a law student gets to apply the legal knowledge they spend hours accumulating, acting like a lawyer before they actually become one. Why is Witness Exam your favourite comp at MLS? In a word, the unpredictability. You prepare a lot less for Witness than for mooting, partly because there is not much of a legal dispute, and partly because you can never fully predict what the witness for the opposing side will testify. For me crossexamination has been one of the hardest yet most satisfying skills to practice at law school. When it goes wrong, you feel like a rabbit caught in the headlights. A hostile witness can cause all sorts of problems and leave you wondering where it all went wrong. When its right, you feel like youve mastered an ancient craft and can shape any kind of favourable testimony. Bronwen Ewens
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Nick Baum, Dean R. P. Edwards, Bronwen Ewens, Emma Henderson, Charles Hopkins, Haram Kwon, Claire Marshall, Anna Nodrum, Doug Porteous, Samantha Sventina, Jess Sykes, Christine Todd and Annie Zheng Good luck with exams and see you in 2013!
QUIZ ANSWERS. 1. Ferris Buellers Day Off 2. Mars was the God of War, chosen because of the planets red appearance 3. The United States of America and the Soviet Union (USSR) 4. At work 5. Unifying German states into a German Empire 6. Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender 7. Wheat products 8. B: 1,500,000 9. The Casual Vacancy 10. Walter Burley Griffin.
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