ANG TUNDO MAN MAY LANGIT DIN

Ni Andres Cristobal Cruz Made by Uriel XOXO LABYU GUYS. Extra things you may want to know about anything connected to this book e.g. Andres Cristobal Cruz Dedicated to: Asuncion Cristobal Cruz Naniwala na ang Tundo niyay may langit din He was born in Tondo, Manila beside a creek that came from Canal de la Reina behind a factory in Alhambra He studied in Rizal Elementary School, and in the Japanese Occupation, they sold talinum in Quiapo He then continued to study in Torres High School where the protagonist became a teacher. He used to write a column in their school newspaper named the Torres Torch His first printed story was Dalawang Tagumpay in the magazine entitled Bagong Buhay where he talked of the partition 70-30 of the farmers and the landowners He was the only one out of 10 siblings who was able to finish college in the University of the Philippines because of the hardships that his parents, especially his father Basilio M. Cruz went through for him. Kabanata 1 Victor is making labas na sana sa opisina, but the telephone made ringring. It was Flor! Ermagerd. Sabi ni Flor, lets make meet-up dun sa fave kainan nila na may bowling alley sa quiaps. It was like 5 na pero he had classes at 7, so he was

like, okey lang. Dala-dala niya yung hiniram niyang book from Alma Fuertes <3333 It was Noli me Yangere by the babe magnet, Mr Jose P. Rizal. To get that place, from Soler, go right at Evangelista where all dem second hand sewing machines were at, then he goes left at raon where they sell hi-fi s then make then make tawid sa Quezon Boulevard, then after a few minutes of walking, hes there na! Flashback! Estong making tease him and Flor. They are utusan of Miss Quilala. Estong xVictor = new fighting ship Tandang Siyanong Agwador made awat dem His baro was wasak STOP FLASHBACK! So they make kwento, yun pala buntis si Flor sa bebs niyang si Tonyo Flores. Kapeng walang gatas ang inorder ni Flor, habang si Victor ay nagserbesa aka beer Kabanata 2 Tinanong ni Flor kung bitter si Vic, sabi ni Vic, dati daw oo, pero tapos nay un. Suot pa rin ni Flor yung dati niyang pabango owyes. Pumunta na si Victor dun sa pasok niya. Kunwari daw naasar sa kanya si Alma. Ang lhonds nila, sobra. Bleble kwento about where victor was Kabanata 3 Make abot ni Alma yung El Fili ni Victor sa kanya coz lhondz. Then study blabla Eight oclock na. he was night dreaming about what could have been with flor, but nu-uh. Then finally, he made decision to just go to Flors apartment where from Plaza Sta. Cruz, he went to Ermita to make lhonds. Kabanata 4

He made tawid Avenida Rizal then he made go to ermita while Flor was night dreaming about the time when a woman went to her apartment and made say na may asawa na si Tonyo and that she was a slut. But flor did not make niwala coz ya know, dat woman was not crying even while she said na they had 4 children. Then suddenly, victor arrived, which means, lhonds time owyes. She made ask victor if he made eat na, so she made luto the stuff she bought from Quinta market. She made patugtog lhonds music, but it wasnt THEIR lhonds song, so he was like, I wanna lhonds bebs. Kabanata 5 Victor wanted to make patugtog talaga dat plaka coz lhonds, pero pakipot silang dalawa. Kainis. They made usap that flor wanted to make laglag dat bebe, but victor was like nu-uh. Then he made alis na. he made sakay a bus to quiapo then made sakay jeep in P. Paterno going to Pajo-Sagandaan He made baba and saw dat da intsik restawran was still open and his bro lukas together with his pesprens where dur. They were making pilit victor to inom serbesa, and victor was like, ayokong pahiyain my kapatid so ima drink. Then some punks made kuha the serbesa dat dey ordered, so the barkada composed of paeng gasti, pilo and tatong bamban almost made bugbog dem, but victor made stop dem coz he said dat minsanminsan na nga lang siyang nandun, makikipagaway pa sila. But Lukas is angry with victor coz he made embarrass him in front of his frens. Kabanata 6

So dey continued making inom even if victor wanted to make layas na coz layf. Also pasing. Remember pasing x Lukas OWYES OTP BEBS. DEN BOOM dumating yung asawa ni paeng gasti. Pansit lang daw yung pinapabili tapos nakipaglandian pa. paalis na yung magkapatid den BOOM, inabangan pala sila nung mga douchebags. OWSNOWS. Kabanata 7 Pinapa-alis ni Lukas si victor para tawagin sila paeng bleble, pero nakipaglaban sila. BOOM, talo yung mga kalaban pero nasugat yung eyebrow ni victor. PERO BOOM supah proud na si Lukas sa kanya. NEW FOUND LOVE. OWYES GO SIBLING LOVE. We meet aling Sion, da mader op dem two. Ever since da pader died coz op lider in da manggagawaz, she always silent and stopped working as tindera. When he went to work as a something in a book printing place, people were like WHAT HAPPENED BRUH? Then he made landi with alma. Like were you selos coz now you know I wasnt being lhonds by mah boss but by WOMAN??? Supah lhonds. Kabanata 8 Naglalandian nanaman sila victor at alma. WHEN WILL IT STOP OMAYGOD. She was made sundo by her cousin Minnie, who I think is the only person she actually likes whos part of her family. Friends of alma who are not schoolmates: Johnny, Nick and Monching. Monching wants to make lhonds alma like 5ever. Iboblowout ni alma si tonyo, pero they keep on making lhonds OMAYGOD JUST STAHP. He made kwento about who flor was. Then he decided that he must help flor, because he is like

the nicest person in the world I cant even. Then alma made amin na nagselos siya ke flor KILIGERS. Kabanata 9 Naisip na bumili si flor ng talaarawan. Here we go ermagerd supah drama. In the classroom, everyone was making gulo and Mendoza was like copying and mocking their history 100 prof. Victor was making bantay the door. But then the prof got in coz funny. They call him prof. butiki, and he was with a person who was going to sell them stuff who victor nicknamed Agila. In this class, the guest was like talking and victor was naasar because like douchebag y u no have nationalism. WE DONT OWE ANYTHING TO DOSE AMERICANS. Then he actually said that outloud and then BOOM GO TO MY OPICE LATUR BEBS. Kabanata 10 The prof was like APOLOGIZE FOOL. But victor was like NU-UH I DID NOTHIG WRONG COZ HE WROTE BAD LITERATURE. Then he left na where alma made abang so they could make lhondz again Kabanata 11 We meet almas family. The father is a slut, while the mother is manhid to life because durh. Palaging nakapangkulot yung nanay. Ewan ko dun. Parang weirdo lang. haha. Alma works at tiyo selmos, the father of Nick and Minnie. After studying for three years in a private college, he went to the college she goes to now because father is a man-slut. Pocholo is the big brother. DOLORES. Alma dreams about being in a rosebush place like alice in wonderland. Then a toro makes destroy the roses while she makes silip from behind a metal door and sees his father giving

money to Dolores. WHAT COULD THIS MEAN???? Well duh. Dolores=labandera. After buying the talaarawan, not ony did she become more rebellious or whatevs, she also became pertier. Owyes. VICTOR NOW WANTS TO HIT ON THAT THANG. Kabanata 12 Alma wants a grad party for her and her school friends, but as expected, her parents destroy it for her. But later na yun. Alma wanted to pay for the partyusing the money she made ipon from working because you know, pride. She then makes yaya victor, then tells him that the exams were just a formality, but victor was like nu-uh, its mah future. But they were making landi about the seriousness of life then alma makes pilit victor to go on Saturday, but victors says he will try kasi lalandiin niya pa daw si flor kasi tumawag siya. Kabanata 13 They were still making landi, then they did the exam where there was true or false, fill in the blanks and multiple choice on Philippine History by prop. Butiks as expected coz ya know, victor knows dat lizard. Yes he does. While testing, he remembers what his father said about making landi, este studying. He said that knowledge was the most dakilang thing that the Lord has given thee and that a mind that is surprised all the time and is always curious is a free mind. He then passed his test like supah early and waited for alma his labydabs OWYES. Then they made landi as usual NAKAKAASAR NA PALAGI NA LANG KAYONG NAGLALANDIAN STAHP IT. THEY FINALLY HELD HANDS BUT IT WAS BECAUSE ALMA WANTS MORE LHONDS TIME

WITH HIM AND MADE PILIT HIM TO MAKE LHONDS WITH HER. Kabanata 14 Victors not making sama kina alma to make watch movies cos he likes teasing alma about monching. Duh. Get a room pwede ba? Ugh. This love story I cant anymore. Saturday arrives and he is making bihis. Lukas notices and makes biro him. He then leaves to go to after promising to buy Lukas a license to drive a jeep when labasan na ng sweldo. When he arrived at flors she told him that tonyo wa out and that mitring(slave) was at the movies. So flor learned na talagang kabit lang siya and made punit papeles in front of Tonyos peyce. Feeler naman si feeler. Kasi daw sabi niya, kapag nagsasama sila ni tonyo (obviously this sex. I AM NOT STUPID) she thinks about victor, and thats because sabi niya daw pinag-iisipan din siya ni victor. Feeler much? Omaygod. This woman is so impossible sometimes. I am now learning to hate this book. It is worse the second time around. Then she talks about being free. And victors like WHAT DA HELL R YU TALKING BOUT WOMAN? And shes like, we can finally be together 5ever. Kabanata 15 Flor says that its still victor. And victors like WAG MO KONG SUBUKIN BABAE KA. YOU ARE DEVIL. No not really, pero parang ganon na nga. And hes like, you cannot always cheat life you know. ONLY IN HARDWORK CAN WE FIND SAFETY. She was like, Ill make laglag this so we can together bb. Hes like are you stupid? It has done no wrong. Shes like ITS KEEPING US FROM BEING TOGETHER. I AM MAKING TUKSO YOU.

MHHMHMMHMMMMMM. He was like that is your body, but I will still not sex you even if you do. He says that he should make mulat the child. Kabanata 16 Dumating si Dolores. WHAT A COINCIDENCE. He was gonna leave na coz party. Owyes. So he got there and theres the used-to-be gang of alma. Then the party stinks and he leaves and alma is angry because hormones and father issues. Kabanata 17 So alma went up her room to make mukmok and write on her diary about being lhonds (not really). Minnie goes to talk to her and Monching too about how shes changed. And shes like, well durh. After a few days, we see victor and alma talking about graduation. Victor doesnt wanna go coz expensive, and almas like GO PLEASE OMG. Then bleble about graduation, bleble about teaching, and teasing about marching, not to the stage, but to the altar. Kinilig naman si alma. Kabanata 18 Umuwi si victor then toyang made bati him na gragraduate na siya. Sinabi daw ni pasing sa kanya. Also aling oreng, sa huweteng lady. To his surprise, binilhan siya ni Lukas nang super sosyal na toga, tapos gift nila tatong bamban yung barong na jusi Supah Sosyal. xD tuwang tuwa yung nanay niya at narealize niya na wala siyang karapatan para ipagkait ang munting kasiyahan ng kanyang pamilya na makita siyang umakyat sa entablado. Kasi di ba, parang ang laking bagay na nung makapagtapos ka and stuff. Kabanata 19

Dito binigay nung kabarkada ni Lukas yung barong and yeah. Tapos meron pang alak na stateside. Tapos sabi na dadalo yung mga kaibigan nila sa grad. OMG SUDDEN SENIORITIS ATTACK HUHUHU. Then when night came, he was looking at the sky, unbeknownst to him, alma was also looking at the sky. She was writing in her diary about her feels. BORING. Flor was also looking at that sky. Bleble drama about victors graduation. Kabanata 20 Bleble about pregraduation stuff. Lukas has a gift for victor aka flor lhonds. He bought books after passing azcarraga corner avenida rizal towards doroteo jose all of which was for alma. Like a grad gift. He gave it to alma na pero told her to open it tomorrow. Kabanata 21 Alma and victor still talking about stupid things I dont even care anymore at this point I am so sleepy, but Im almost there so I might as well finish this. Next day arrives and they use go chans car to go there after victor goes there earlier because reasons. Kabanata 22 Graduation commences. Then happy happy. this is for you dad! Whee. Kabanata 23 Victor learns that the surprise is flor. He introduces mister del pilar, the boss of victor. Theyre gonna party I think flors gift was a watch? Yes I think so. They go to the lobby to make lhonds alma. Alma gives her gift, which are fountain pens which were engraved with Victoralma. Stupid victor thinks that its about them

being married. Anyway they go to Chinatown to eat bleble. Kabanata 24 When he looks at the gift that alma gave, hes like whut? We are not married. Whut? Basta long monologue about the pens and one pencil. He then tells flor to put up a dress shop with the money that tonyo gave her. And she was like, ima prove to yall that I aint worthless. Ima make myself rich! Owyes. They ask when victor is going to become a teacher, and hes like, I will drop my application agad. Yes. Kabanata 25 Alma arrives at victors office and they chat about the pen ugh. When will this end???? Alma talks about Dolores blabla and victors like being stupid, he didnt even realize na yung Dolores ni flor, baka siya din yung Dolores ni alma. Stupido! HANGAL! Anyway yes. Kabanata 26 More about Dolores. Victor agrees to help look for her. Victor talks about establishing an adult education class while he has not yet been hired for a position in Torres High School. Yeye. Stuff like that. They finished school in april and victor started with his class thing. Paking da candidate. Yeah palakad the process and stuff. Alma writes in her diary about stuff. Flor tells Dolores to bring her child to manila. Yes. Kabanata 27 Dolores thinking about her child and what happened between her and Mistah Fuertes. She received 1500 to leave and shut up. So she left. It ends with alma seeing dolores

Kabanata 28 Alma and Dolores chat. The sons name is Rafael de jesus, after a pahinante of a bapor named de jesus so that no one would ask. Flor and Dolores went to their new apartment and alma is making handa to teach. Tonyo arrives to talk to flor about his wife and if flor still loves victor. Kabanata 29 They were talking about if it was flors child alone or not. Tonyo was like its OURS. Whatevs. Alma is now more angry with her dad and is like napupuno na. Victor goes to flors and is informed that the son of Dolores is in manila na. alma arrives and talks to Rafael and gives him money. Dolores is like: your father has been forgiven. Please dont give us money, but alma is like NO, that is not enough. Kabanata 30 Alma says that it is not pity that made her give the money to Dolores, but duty towards their family for the sacrilege that her father did to Dolores. Victor is not happy. He needs to make a change. He wants to teach children because they are the future, while the elderly, they are who they are and old dogs cant learn new tricks or whatevs. Basta yun. Tatong bamban arrives with paeng gasti to tell him that a group of children want to make a club with him as the adviser. And on a Friday night, opreng together with ana, myrna, eustaquio, bernarda ask him just that.

He passed by some peeps who were gonna serenade someone. They were conrading, pikong ang tikong. Kabanata 31 Talking about pangangampanya. Then the children arrive about the club. Victor said that they should clean the estero, but children, you know dem. They tamad so ye. He left for classes na ang taught them about graft and corruption. Kabanata 32 Victor was thinking about letting paking speed up his papeles sa torres high school. So he asked his mother. But she was just all, bahala ka. Then the dabarkads arrived to tell him na napalakad na yung papeles Kabanata 33 So victors going to torres to apply na. and there he becomes a teacher and goes to the faculty room. There he gets to hang out with alma bebs. They make landian when alma makes libre him. He wakes up the next day feeling happy. he makes linis the estero with the children and alma arrives to give them drinks and snacks. And there he truly realized that there WAS hope, that tundo also had a chance for heaven. LOL. Kabanata 34 Daddy was talking about who victor was. Minnie answered who he was. Dad was like, why is she so happy with a hampas lupa omg. In flors place, tonyo arrives to tell that his wife, chabeng, is preggie. So hes like sjdandasdbshabdh. It is bad for her. Ang hilig kasi nila. Lukas is making bleble, they were almost made away by the kids of reyes, the enemy candidate.

Well actually, napa-away talaga sila and Lukas was rushed to the hospital. Omg. They made blood transfusion. O.o Kabanata 35 Dumating yung mga reporters. Sinamantala naman ni paking. GANYAN BA ANG GUSTO NIYONG KANDIDATO? NANG-AAWAW? Bleble. More about being bleble. Kabanata 36 Manganganak na si flor omg. Iniwan nila si Rafael aka boy, kay aling naty habang papuntang ospital. Dumating si dr. clemente. Nalaman ni flor ang tungkol kina Lukas.then she made panganak. Kabanata 37 It was a boy. He was named anton flores. Dumating si chabeng and bleble about understanding and love and sacrifice. Dumating sila victor at alma then they made usap-usap. Then BOOM alma asked if victor loved her. Kabanata 38 Bleble about sexual tension. Then at home alma gets full and blurts out that she knew about Dolores. Then boom. Ye. Kabanata 39 Victor is a snoop and reads almas diary. Then they eat and finally Alma asks if victor actually read it. Kabanata 40 They make lhonds about the diary. Then Alma actually gives to victor the diary. But victor didnt get it. Kabanata 41 Cruisin si alma. Minnie reads the diary.

Election time. Alma and victor talk about elections. Dur. They talk about how people will judge alma if they got together. Kabanata 42 They went strolling and hhwwmpssp. Yes indeed. Then they go to tondo then hinamon ni alma na pumunta sa kanila to talk to daddeh. Kabanata 43 Bleble about paking bleble. Unimportant really. Then Lukas 1k for being hurt. Coz ya know pera din yun. But they made away coz his life is worth more than just 1k. Kabanata 44 Victor and alma were cruisin and making tsismis about their lovelife AT LAST PATAPOS NA SILANG MAGLANDIAN. Kabanata 45 Saturday, time to make lhonds daddy about their happiness. Forgiveness between chabeng bleble again. Victor is getting ready. Napa-away nanaman sila Lukas sa san lazaro. Kabanata 46 Lhonds times with mister fuertes Kabanata 47 More lhonds times. Kabanata 48 New house in pritil + lhonds times. NATAPOS DIN OMAYGAHD KAPAGOD. KITAMS NIYO, DAHIL YAN SA PAGAMAMAHAL KO SA INYO PINAGSIPAGAN KO TALAGA TO KAHIT NA SOBRANG SABOG NA KO. GUDNAYT FRENS. <3 Uriel