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Even The Main Stacks Need Paper Stacks
SUNY schools to purchase the same
By Sarah Asselta monograph. Interlibrary loans enable
the sharing within the system, cutting
back unnecessary spending. “When
As the world’s information becomes you don’t have much money, you are
digitalized, libraries are struggling to very particular,” says Filstrup.
make purchasing decisions between With such a small print book
new and old mediums. Stony Brook’s budget, priority of purchases is going
Melville Library has been operating on only to support the courses and the cur-
a shrinking print book allowance, as the riculum. If a professor will be teaching
shuffling of money through a stagnant the material, the library acquires it.
budget has given priority to subscrip- Susan Lieberthal, the Business and In-
tion-based electronic resources. terlibrary Loan librarian, says the peo-
It is partly due to Stony Brook’s em- ple that are suffering the most due to
phasis on the sciences, which depends the stagnant monograph collection are
heavily on pricey, searchable journals the researchers in the Humanities, who
rather than monographs, or scholarly rely heavily on dated, often obscure ma-
print texts. “Our journal collection is terial. “If you’re studying in the history
heavily digital already,” says Nathan department, and your thesis is on
Baum, Assistant Director of Electronic ‘women’s novels in 18th century Amer-
Resources. “There is this conception ica,’ you’re going to need a lot of books,”
that these things are free, because it’s on
Laura Paesano
says Lieberthal.
the web and the web is free,” he says. Libraries are strange animals. “The
“But we pay a lot of money for these re- provost views us as black holes, because
sources.” we require so much money but don’t
Electronic databases, such as Sci- brary’s format collection. Publishers tronic resources has been a complicated
typically sell resources in packages; an issue for years, says Aimee DeCham- generate any revenue,” says Lieberthal.
enceDirect, JSTOR and LexisNexis, However, an extensive research library
tend to lock in purchases with a three- electronic edition, a print edition, and beau, e-Resources Librarian. But as e-
other possible accessories such as CD’s journals, e-books and online databases tends to mirror the credentials of an ac-
to-five year contract, eliminating the ademic institute.
ability to negotiate subscriptions with and DVD’s. Electronic editions get pri- rapidly expand, book shelves could get
ority, says the library administration. It lonely. “It’s not a temporary shift,” she This is where a library’s priorities
respect to budget variances from year to may be shifting. In the past, a library’s
year. In addition, a relatively unchanged becomes easier to handle, archive, says, “It’s here to stay.”
search and print. When asked whether Subject specialists advise the library collection value was often measured by
library budget in the past decade actu- hefty card catalogs. Nowadays, a qual-
ally depletes the spending allowance this is better for the library system, administration in purchases, making
Chris Filstrup, Dean of the Libraries, the acquired list a collaborative effort ity resource collection may be redefin-
due to inflation. Inflation reduces the ing itself in light of diverging formats,
purchasing power of print books ac- says that this is the future. “Our job is to between faculty, academics, librarians
give people information whatever the and a Library Senate Committee that as long as funds grow to compensate for
cording to the consumer price index, the increasing costs and conveniences
typically two-to-four percent annually. format is, whether it’s using LexisNexis ensures the money is used efficiently.
or digging through the Stacks.” Close collaboration with other state of all things digital.
And the inflation rate for journals is ac- The next step for the library is the
tually much higher, 10% each year. Balancing between print and elec- schools allow for no more than two
accumulation of WorldCat, a non-
The Library’s material budget for profit, member-regulated network of 50
the 2007-2008 school year was million library records and growing. It
$6,988,988. Five years prior, during the allows students to locate books nation-
2001-2002 year, it was working with wide, send out an interlibrary request,
$6,776,222, and five years before that, and receive it within two-to-four days.
the working budget was $5,358,522. “I’m not saying it’s the same thing as
As the library becomes increasingly going to the stacks and browsing, I un-
locked into set electronic subscription derstand that,” says Filstrup, “These
costs, coupled with inflation rates, the days of huge print collections—brows-
remaining allowance reserved for pur- ing and serendipity—they’re gone.”
chasing print resources has been As for the budget dilemma, library
shrinking every year. Some librarians administrators remain somewhere be-
say that this creates gaps in the print tween optimistic and realistic. “There
collection, as some newer editions can- are a lot of things that I wish we could
not afford to be purchased.“Students as- buy, but you have to live within the
sume that an accredited research budget situation.” The library received
institution is supplying them with an a modest victory this year, receiving a
adequate collection of print books,” says $100,000 increase in “tech fees,” grow-
Richard Feinberg, Head Preservation ing the printed book budget from
Librarian. “A sufficient collection would $300,000 from last year to $400,000 this
allow a student to go to the stacks, year.
browse the shelves, and stumble across “The budget will always be an
material they never expected to, enrich- Caitlin Ferrell issue,” says Filstrup. “I think we’re man-
ing their research.” aging our money well.”
The tight budget is shaping the li-
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Executive Editor
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James Laudano
Tall n blond w da legzz
Emma Kobolakis
MASKED MENACES TERRORIZE
Associate Editor
Najib Aminy
Business Manager
CAMPUS!
Katie Knowlton Misguided Vigilante “Justice.” A shameful faces behind cheap Hal- the ranks of these “super heroes,” get-
Production Manager Security Threat: loween masks, achieving total ting himself bit in the Chemistry
Inquire Within anonymity. They could be anyone – tower, or throwing himself at some-
Stony Brook is more than just a your roommate, your TA, or that un- thing he’s unsure of on the fifth floor
News Editors school. For many, it is also a home.
Laura Cooper washed townie you buy your pot from. of physics. The Scarlet Seawolf ’s risky
Jake Conarck And every American has a God-given The chill that has descended upon our brand of vigilante “justice” only de-
right to be safe in his own home. That population isn’t just the first winds of tracts from the true heroism of people
Features Editor
Alex Nagler right is in danger as we speak, dear autumn, it’s the loss of faith in one an- like my son, US astronaut John Jame-
readers! The vile blight of crime has other, and the shattering of a bond be- son, and Doug Little, that paragon of
Arts Editor descended upon our beloved campus.
Andrew Fraley tween us all. Who can you trust? law enforcement who’s warned us
Masked bandits who dare not show I’ll tell you who you can’t trust – about “the bad guys” for so many
Photo Editors their faces wander our roads, trails, the Scarlet Seawolf! That reckless vigi- years.
Tia Mansouri and multi-colored paths under the
Roman Sheydvasser lante is every bit as crooked as the Make no mistake; the Scarlet Sea-
cover of darkness! Campus Cadaver Crew he claims to be wolf is no hero. He’s in cahoots with
Copy Editors On September 18, at approxi-
Cindy Liu tracking down. If the Scarlet Seawolf is those thieves, and this fine paper will
Chris Mellides mately 11:40pm, an innocent civilian really on our side, why won’t he show give top billing to any photographer
Kelly Yu was accosted by three hooligans us his face? who can prove it. Catch him revealing
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dressed as skeletons while he walked Not only is he hiding something, his true nature, and we’ll put you on
Chris Williams along the pathway between the Com- he’s also setting a dangerous example. the cover! I don’t care if he’s littering or
puting Center and Circle Road. This In no time, we’ll have all kinds of throwing President Kenny under a
Audiomaster
Inquire Within upright young man was robbed of his masks and capes running around, en- bus, as long as he’s breaking a law. Get
possessions, but the greater loss was dangering our safety and their own me one incriminating picture of this
Ombudsman what was taken from all of us that
Jowy Romano with no accountability. No self-re- Scarlet Seawolf! No, make it five. Ten.
night – peace of mind. specting “Stony Brooker” should sup- One hundred! We need photos,
These costumed cowards hid their port any fellow student trying to join dammit!
Minister of Archives
Jesse Schopefer Hello, and welcome to this issue’s entry in the “SSK Fourteen Years, Fourteen Moments” Countdown!
Last issue we opened the coundown with moment number fourteen, e SSK Arts Festival Fiasco of Spring
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2008. For this issue’s moment -- number thirteen on the list -- we are going to stay in the Spring 2008 semester and re-
Jowy Romano live the Touro Law School mixup. We promise to go further back in time for our next issue’s entry, so don’t worry.
Staff
Please enjoy this entry, and without further ado...
Kotei Aoki
Habib Aminy
Rebecca Kleinhaut
Iris Lin
The Touro Law Deal Dies Before It Even Begins
Ross Barkan Frank Loiaccono
Raina Bedford Mariana Martins President Kenny has always a very quisition attempt was just one of sev- school anytime in the forseeable fu-
Matt Braunstein Justin Meltzer
Tony Cai Leeza Menon ambitious president. Included in her eral bizarre projects seen last year (an- ture.
Canteloupe Chris Mellides
J.C. Chan James Messina list of accomplishments are the ex- other was determining the feasibility This year, with the grave budget
Doug Cion Steve McLinden
Caroline D’Agati Chris Oliveri pansion of Stony Brook to include a of building a monorail on campus). crisis threatening the basic operations
Joe Donato Ben van Overmeire Manhattan campus and the brutal However, before any of this was even of the school, Shirley has had to put
Nick Eaton Grace Pak
Michael Felder Rob Pearsall (kind of) acquisition of Southampton officially announced, Shirley declared her ambitions on hold. She must focus
Vincent Michael Festa Andrew Pernick
Joe Filippazzo Jon Pu College. Her imperialism is never the deal “dead.” Touro was not for sale, her now limited capital budget to one
Amelia Fischer Aamer Qureshi quite sated, however, and last year she even to someone of President Kenny’s capital project. So, as she is wont to
Jamie Freiermuth Nirmala Ramsaran
Ilyssa Fuchs Kristine Renigen made yet another attempt. This time gravitas. The whole thing really blew declare, she will focus on what is most
Rob Gilheany Berta Rezik
David Knockout Ginn Dave Robin with Touro Law School in Central up in her face with extensive coverage important: our school’s academics.
Joanna Goodman Joe Safdia
Stephanie Hayes Natalie Schultz
Islip. As a part of the capital budget, in all the local Long Island media out- And she’ll do this by building a new
Marta Gyvel Scott Silsbe which is a separate budget for new lets. Stony Brook is now left without recreational center
Mo Ibrahim Rose Slupski
Andrew Jacob Amberly Timperio construction and expansion, this ac- any plans to built or acquire a law
Elizabeth Kaplan Lena Tumasyan
Alexander Kahn Marcel Votlucka
Olga Kaplun Alex Walsh
Jack Katsman Brian Wasser
Liz Kaufman Matt Willemain
features
Physics Makes Us All Its Bitches
GOD particle, the Higgs Boson is be- ment such as data acquisition and up-
By Najib Aminy and Will Dunn lieved to be responsible for allocating grading research and development.
mass to an atom due to the properties Currently, Tysbychev and other Stony
of the strong force. Stony Brook’s own Brook staff members are working on
Three-thousand eight-hundred Physic’s staff member, Dmitri Tysby- conditioning and calibrating detectors
and sixteen miles east of Stony Brook chev, who is currently working at in ensuring that they operate
University, just outside Geneva, CERN, said, “if the Higgs Boson is smoothly.
Switzerland, CERN scientists are ac- present, the LHC will pick it up.” The A large part of ATLAS’ design and
celerating atoms at 99.9995% the LHC is the first particle accelerator ca- function was due in part to
speed of light through the Large pable of detecting the Higgs Boson Brookhaven’s STAR experiment at the
Hadron Collider in what is the largest due to its sheer size and its ability to RHIC. The concept, simple in theory,
and most expensive scientific project
ever to take place in human history.
Thirteen miles east of Stony Brook
University, Brookhaven scientists are
working on a precursor model of the
LHC, called the Relativistic Heavy Ion
Collider. In both projects, Stony Brook
has contributed significantly with nu-
merous personnel working at each lo-
cation.
Within a particle accelerator such
as LHC and RHIC, two beams of par-
ticles are accelerated to velocities ap-
proaching the speed of light. Upon
reaching these speeds, the two beams
will collide resulting in a small-scale
Big Bang phenomenon. As
Brookhaven Scientist and part-time
Stony Brook Physics professor Todd
Satogata said, “the energy generated
through a particle collision is compa-
rable to the collision of two mosqui-
toes.” However, the relative energy
density—the amount of energy in a
given space—for a particle collision is
R-E-C-Y-C-L-E: Recycle!
versity. Tons of paper, newspaper, mag-
By Jessica Rybak azines, textbooks, essays, loose-leaf
paper, cardboard boxes and so much
more shuffled by in endless circulation
One man’s trash is another man’s all day. Although the department han-
treasure. In order to learn the true dles both the actual practice of recycling
meaning of this phrase, I put in some and reaching out to students on the
time at Stony Brook’s Recycling and Re- topic, I began with the former, which
source Management headquarters. provides a more hands-on approach to
At first glance, the department was making a difference. Youdelman told
a humble building with a pale green ex- me that he would rather I began by sort-
terior, exactly what I’d expected to see ing recyclables because it would show
in an organization so dedicated to me the reality of how important it is for
spreading a positive message. Signs de- students to know how to recycle. And
picting recycling instructions, motiva- his intentions were well met. While
tion and explanations littered the walls. sorting through bins designated for
“Come on everybody, let’s get green, be- paper recyclables, I frequently found ev-
fore Mother Nature gets real mean,” was idence that convinced me that students
written in green ink on a dry erase carelessly toss their trash wherever the
board in the hallway. nearest receptacle lies. To be honest, I
Jessica Rybak
If you can guess how many boxes are in there you win a free Stony Brook Press t-shirt
As an avid fan of saving the envi- can understand that it’s difficult to en-
ronment, I made light of manager Mike vision where your garbage will end up.
Youdelman’s warning that “sorting” So it doesn’t faze you when you drop it
would be unpleasant and tiresome. off, but take it from someone who has it causes when a batch of paper is sprin- cording to Cannova, Stony Brook’s re-
“Sorting,” as it has been nicknamed by had to handle your trash: it sucks. After kled with crumbs from a granola bar or cycling program began in the 1980’s by
long-time employees, is the process of you drop your waste off, there’s some- used tissues. (In case anyone had “two students and one little truck,” and
deciphering which category paper fits one waiting to pick it up and hopefully doubts, used tissues are not recyclable the program merely “grew from there.”
into while it rolls by on a conveyor belt, use it as one small step towards a better paper.) Russ Cannova, Recycling Su- Statistics of this department show that
then tossing it into a giant bin with pa- world. I’ve become one of those people, pervisor, explained a similar problem in the last three years alone the amount
pers of the like. This includes paper and I can vouch for the frustration that that is found within the school pertain- of recycled tonnage has jumped from
that’s been disposed by the entire uni- ing to bottles found in residence halls’ approximately 2,000 tons in 2005 to al-
recycling bins. “Some of them have a most 40,000 tons in 2007. Cannova at-
lot of garbage inside of them, so our tributes this improvement to
guys have to clean it all and take the Youdelman. “I give Mike a lot of credit.
trash out,” says Cannova. He put it all together to make it easier
Although sifting through recycling for people to recycle, and if it’s easy for
to ensure its cleanliness didn’t seem like people it’ll become a habit. It’s an easy
a time consuming operation or even a habit to save the planet!”
necessary one when I began working, I Look out for tables where the Recy-
now understand the gravity of the pub- cling and Resource Management squad
lic doing whatever it can to make the will be spreading the message at the
process run more smoothly. This one SAC and the Union on November 15,
department handles collecting and re- which is America Recycles Day.
cycling paper, bottles, cans, ink jets, I can truly say that I’ll never look at
toner, wood, carpeting, metal and even a piece of paper or an empty bottle with
ceiling tiles. Combine that with a staff the same sentiment after this experi-
of approximately 20 people and the ence. After seeing the extensive process
threat of “contamination,” the proper that it takes to recycle, it put the larger
term for when unrecyclables mix with part of the public’s inability to go the
the good stuff, and you’ve got a load of extra mile in perspective. After you’ve
responsibility on your hands. bid adieu to your empty water bottle or
“We’ve come a long way in the last crumpled your receipt from a local
few years,” says Cannova, adding “To SINC Site, you have the choice between
me, it’s not as bad of a problem now as whether or not you want to breathe new
it used to be, but it is still there.” Ac- life into your old recyclable.
The Stony Brook Press News
Club Spotlight
ASA : Asian Student Alliance CASB : Chinese Association at Stony Brook
ASA was formed in the mid-90ʼs CASB, the oldest Asian
by Asian American students of all eth- interest club with the oldest an-
nicities whose native language was nual cultural show, China Night,
English and wanted a supportive pan- will be 40 years old in 2010. In
asian cultural community. Until then 2003, when Distinguished
most clubs held their meetings in their Alumni Award winner Wai Lam
native languages and their events were was a speaker, he joked how
geared for immigrant students. the last time he was on the
Each Fall ASA holds the Union stage was as a performer
largest Asian interest cultural show, in China Night - and he graduated in 1982! China Night has mor-
Asian Night, featuring modern and tra- phed into a different show from its first days in Cantonese - now in
ditional performances. It was at the first English. It has a story line that showcases traditional and modern
Asian Night that the first SBU Asian acts but now favors dance and step routines and sizzling fashion
American student rock band per- shows.
formed. CASB holds many events including a singing contest, game
With all the other clubs nights, and mah jong and poker tournaments. It does not have
doing their major shows in the Spring, ASA has taken over the role weekly meetings but events during many of its block-booked times.
of organizer of multi-club events like the Nations of Asia Semi-formal Events are on the AA E-Zine and SBU calendars and sent out on
and promoting attendance at the annual ECAASU conferences. Facebook.
ASAʼs other events include food tastings, game nights, Sudoku tour- The most successful event of the first Asian American Aware-
naments, talent shows, dance-a-thons, and more. ness Week was CASBʼs first mah jong tournament in the Wang Cen-
In tune with more serious issues brought up at ECAASU, the ter. It also co-sponsors the Nations of Asia Semi-Formal, sends a
East Coast Asian American Student Union, ASA also leads work- contigent of its members to ECAASU, and its dance team performs
shops of importance to Asian American students like dealing with at other campus shows.
stereotypes, discrimination, and providing leadership opportunities.
SASA : South Asian Student Alliance
PUSO : Philippine United Student
Organization
PUSO shares the
Filipino culture with the
student body through per-
formances, workshops,
meetings, and events. It
provides a friendly network
for students of similar
backgrounds and interests
to bond and interact. SASA, the South Asian Student Alliance, began as Club India
PUSO discusses contem- and is the second oldest Asian cultural club on campus. It changed
porary and historical issues dealing with the Philippines, stereo- its name in 2000 to reflect the number of students of South Asian de-
types, and the clash between liberal and Americanism and scent who are not Indian but share many of the same cultural tradi-
conservative Filipino Culture. One can call an Asian Filipino, Chi- tions, such as Guyanese students, and those of surrounding South
nese, Korean, and many other specific nationalities but what PUSO Asian countries such as Bangladesh and Pakistan. SASA's pres-
members strive together to do is to discover what it means to be sure on SBU helped lead to the formation of the Center for India
Asian American. Studies in 1997.
PUSOʼs logo is the word for “love” in Tagolog, the native Fil- SASA works in conjunction with offshoots that have formed
ipino language. PUSA holds many events. In the Fall is Open Mic such as BU (Bengalis Unite), Club Om/DSA(Desi Student Associa-
Night, Halo-Halloween, Simbang Gabi, and Gawad Kalinga tion, which began as a more religious club but became DSA to bet-
Fundraiser. In the Spring is PUSOfest. PUSO ter reflect Indian American students), Sikh SA, WISO (West Asian
takes part in joint activities like Asian Aware- Student Association), the Indian interest frats lota Nu Delta and
ness Week and the Nations of Asia Semi- Sigma Beta Rho, and dance groups Thillana, SB Bhangra Team,
Formal. Its members attend the regional and SB Di Shaan Bhangra.
Please visit
FIND conferences each semester. SASA puts on two large shows each year, the Charity Show
http://www.aaezine.org/
PUSOʼs dance team performs in cam- to raise funds for scholarships and humanitarian aid, and SHOLAY,
to find out about the
pus shows and Battle of the Barrios, a its annual cultural show. SHOLAY is so popular, its tickets sell out
other Asian and Asian
regional colleges dance competition. within the first hour they go on sale! It also has a fashion show,
American Clubs on
campus. weekly meetings for socializing, and an off-campus semi-formal. To
check out SASA's latest happenings, use Facebook.
Weekly meetings every Friday at 2:30 PM in our
www.aa2sbu.org/aaezine in SB Press Vol 30 No 2 September 2008 office, Student Union 071
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We here at e Stony Brook Press, aer extensive discussion and thought, have decided to stand in solidarity with Alana Taylor. Many of us are future jour-
nalists, and it’s impossible to ignore the fact that online mediums of the cra are on their way to surpassing printed forms. In addition, she has every right to write
whatever she desires about her classes.. It is the job of the professors to respond to it professionally, or simply ignore it completely. But they have no basis to claim she
cannot write it.
So, as a display of our stance, some of us have decided to write a small selection about our classes, departments or semesters here at Stony Brook. We know
this isn’t an online blog, but we hope it gets our professors’ (and, indeed, those at the NYU School of Journalism) attention, anyway. Some of these pieces aren’t even
meant to be inflammatory. ey simply are meant to demonstrate that, as journalists and the future professionals of the world, we have the right to write whatever
we like about whomever or whatever we like.
Keep up the good work, Alana. And to all the rest of the journalists and writers out there, always remember that we here at e Stony Brook Press will stand
by you when you need it. Never stop writing, blogging, or even twittering!
Sincerely,
e Stony Brook Press
A Day in ANP 330: Human Evolution at Stony Brook University EGL 243 and You: Shakespeare, Videbaek, Henry
A piece in defiance by Andrew Jacob Today in EGL 243 we continued our ongoing discussion of Shakespeare’s Henry
IV: Part I. To those unfamiliar with Shakespeare’s histories, Henry IV is a two-part
Today in ANP 330, there was a nine question quiz. It was numbered
play and Part I is one-fourth of a larger tetralogy. We were in the middle of Act III,
to 10 due to a deletion of a question and then not fixing the error, but
scene iii, in which King Henry voices his disappointment in his son, Hal, and threat-
that’s not really important. The quiz covered the past four or five lectures ens to remove him from the line of secession. It’s easy to feel bad for Hal, as he wanted
which focused on the fossil record of apes during the Miocene. I think I to become responsible on his own terms, but now he can’t, thanks to a stupid civil
got a 77 on it due to some random guessing on a few questions. war.
The professor is James Rossie, a lighthearted and comical anthropol- We also discussed axing Anthony and Cleopatra from the syllabus to allow for
ogist who graduated from Yale and occasionally works in Kenya digging more fun with Henry and one of Professor Videbaek’s favorite characters in all of
up fossils and the like. Midway through the quiz he left the room and Shakespeare - John Falstaff. I’ve mentioned Professor Videbaek in this paper before,
came back with two bottles of ginger ale, claiming that the machine gave mainly commenting that she’s the sole professor I know to teach a class in a Trogdor
him two for the price of one. Score one for the consumer. t-shirt, though it pales in comparison to her “Viking World Tour” shirt. She’s pretty
Post-quiz time was taken up by a lecture on the nature and charac- much the only professor I search for in the course catalogue and whose class I take re-
teristics of bipedal humans in contrast to suspensory apes. It was proba- gardless of what it is. That led me to develop a completely rational disgust of gloves
bly the second or third time I had gone through the subject, due to thanks to her Elizabethan Tragedy course last spring.
covering it in other classes in the past. Regardless, it is always a fun sub- We should finish Henry IV: Part I next week, though it could be later thanks to
ject to discuss and Dr. Rossie makes the subject even better with his crude Jewish Holiday related disruptions. I’m sad that we don’t do Part II or Henry V after
drawings, pop culture references, and stories about anthropologists in the it. I may read them both over the winter when I have the time, even though I already
past being wrong or misinterpreting things that we now see as obvious. know one of the most famous speeches from V- the Saint Crispin’s Day speech.
The class finally ended as we were just about to discuss the Laetoli Alright, class is over. I have to go to the Press office now and watch the rest of the
footprints found in Africa which show that some creature was bipedal staff pitch this idea. Good thing I came prepared.
about 3.5 million years ago. Monday’s class should be interesting as we
dive deeper into the fossil record which shows evidence of bipedalism in
apes very long before humans were around. Playing The “Transfer Student’s Wallet Blues”
By Samantha Monteleone
I’m a transfer student and since I’m a music major, I was put in this class, the His-
tory of Western Music. I’ll admit, the class itself is really awesome. Not only do we
Future Teachers Earning Their Stripes
learn about Baroque composers and the music, we actually listen to and analyze the
By James Laudano
pieces in the class, and learn why they were created. I think that’s wonderful. How-
ever, there are six textbooks required for the class. Six. Four huge textbooks at exor-
In case you were wondering, the teachers of tomorrow learn the ropes
bitant prices, and two whole anthology volumes of cd’s at $90 each. Now, I don’t have
in SSE 350, Foundations of Education. The course is required for any
a job and I can reference the library to get the music fo’ free, but it takes eons. It just
teacher seeking state certification from Stony Brook University. The
seems very difficult to obtain all the volumes, even though it’s such an awesome class.
course has been taught for years by Dr. Georges Fouron, an impassioned
I’m torn between my ears and my wallet. We’ll see how it goes.
individual who makes things entertaining even though the content some-
times isn’t.
The workload consists of two research papers. One of which is fif-
teen pages long, and another of a currently unknown length. This year, the LIN 307: Sociolinguistics
course centers on how American grade school education has been lack- by Iris Lin
ing over the past few decades. So far, we’ve only covered how the foun-
dations of American education have always been rather shaky going back I’m a Linguistics major and this semester I am taking LIN 211: Syntax and
as far as the early colonial period. In many ways the class just feels like a
LIN 307: Sociolinguistics. My Sociolinguistics class only meets once a week, on Thurs-
history lesson.
day nights from 5:30 to 8:30. As a result, we’ve only met four times so far this semes-
However, the class really shines when Dr. Fouron goes off on one of
ter and Professor Weisenberg usually lets us out before 8:30. So far I am really enjoying
his tangents and trashes conservative and/or bigoted aspects of society. It
the class and I wish we met more often. Usually we are assigned reading to do for the
is a safe bet that he will do exactly this multiple times during a class ses-
next class and during class we discuss intriguing topics such as dialects and gendered
sion. It keeps things fresh and keeps the students on their toes.
speech. Basically, we look at how language affects society and vice versa.
Now I’ve just gotta figure out what I’m going to write about for that
fifteen-page paper.
arts&entertainment
Stony Brook Rocks! Well... It Used To, Anyhow
But just because the warm up show
By Jon Singer to the big city was at Stony Brook does-
n’t mean that it was smaller. In May of
1970, Jefferson Airplane drew 16,000
Jimi Hendrix, The Who, The (the cops counted) people to an outside
Grateful Dead, Jefferson Airplane and 3 show on the athletic fields. A year ear-
Doors Down. This list should make lier The Who packed 3,000 fans into the
everyone think of one thing: SUNY Prichard Gymnasium, who paid fifty
Stony Brook’s history as a renowned cents to see the popular British rock
concert venue. band. “It was rare for a Stony Brook
Shortly after the campus was concert to ever cost more than three or
founded in 1962, Stony Brook hosted four dollars from the mid to late 60s to
pop music concerts at a rate that was the early 70s,” says Prusslin.
close to three shows per week. Thanks Prusslin goes on to explain how the
to the efforts of dedicated students who concert industry was different in those
were in touch with the pulse of the time, decades, when The Who would cost
the school became the premier music overwhelmingly white and like- and the prices of the bands were very
$3,000. Back then students ran the
venue on Long Island. minded. high,” says Prusslin.
show, treating concert promotion as an
Stony Brook’s position as a large They were also like-minded in so- Eight to ten shows a semester
extracurricular of sorts. Stony Brook
university approximately sixty miles cial class, and since college tuition was turned into two to three shows a semes-
students like Mary Beth Olbrych (eek, a
from New York City, assisted in making cheaper back then Prusslin explains that ter, which turned into one or two shows
girl!) were active in the Student Activi-
the school a top suburban venue. Back most students didn’t need to work a part a semester. It became difficult for the
ties Board, chaired at the time by Howie
then there were guidelines as to how time job outside of school. That gave Student Activities Board to book con-
Klein. The SAB of the late 60s and early
promoters protected their territories. student promoters like Sandy Pearlman, certs when the Dave Matthews Band
70s booked The Moody Blues, The
“They always used a fifty mile radius as who named Blue Oyster Cult “Blue cost around $250,000.
Doors, Janis Joplin and Jimi Hendrix
a thing for protection,” says Norm Prus- Oyster Cult,” more time to work with But Stony Brook still has the infra-
There also was Soft White Underbelly,
slin, former WUSB Station Manager, bands and book them gigs at Stony structure to host large-scale concerts.
the band that would ultimately become
now the director of Stony Brook Uni- Brook. Eventually the Sandy Pearlmans The arena is the successor to the
Blue Oyster Cult.
versity’s Media Arts Program. Contracts of the world evolved into the major cor- Pritchard Gym, and was host to a 1990
Prusslin says that, in retrospect, he
had stipulations that prevented an act porate promoters who bring main- Bob Dylan concert as well as a 2001
doesn’t think any members of Blue Oys-
from performing at another venue stream bands to large arenas and show featuring the popular rock band 3
ter Cult actually went to school at Stony
within fifty miles of where they agreed stadiums. Doors Down. “And then, of course,
Brook. While the BOC’s level of renown
to play a concert. Commonly using the In the late 70s, 80s and 90s, there people talk about the wonderful goal of
isn’t as high as some other bands who’ve
East Village’s Filmore East as a reference were moments where economies of perhaps one day being able to have the
passed through Stony Brook, their pres-
point for the fifty mile radius, artists scale happened to work out. U2 and the stadium for a venue,” says Prusslin.
ence at the school (perhaps one of them
and bands would play Stony Brook Red Hot Chili Peppers both played gigs For reference, it’s been more than
was a part-time student) helped SUNY
shows to get themselves set before going at Stony Brook. “It was far and few in four months and counting since Nas
Stony Brook become the only non
into the city. between compared to the way it was performed at Stony Brook.
human inductee into the Long Island
Music Hall of Fame.
Stony Brook was inducted into the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2006,
along with Billy Joel and three mem-
bers of KISS (sorry Ace, maybe if you
lived here). With Billy Joel tickets
costing $300 for his last concert at
Shea Stadium, it’s clear that the music
industry has changed since Stony
Brook was the Long Island concert
venue. Prusslin cites Woodstock as
one turning point, when business
minded rock fans realized they could
build a whole industry after happen-
ings at Woodstock, The Fillmore East
and SUNY Stony Brook.
The student population at Stony
Brook was also a very different ani-
mal back then. “It was a very homo-
geneous audience,” says Prusslin.
Since the mid 70s Stony Brook Uni-
versity has become more and more
diverse, but back then the majority of
students were Caucasian. While at the
time there were obviously great ef-
forts that strived to bring racial diver-
sity to institutes of higher education,
the reality was Stony Brook being
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throughout our motherland has forced our hand. We have a new staff here at The Comrade, which is filled
Chris Mellides
Kelly Yu
with many eager young Stalins, Molotovs and Maos ready to undermine the capitalist pigs and their running
dogs here at Stony Brook.
SMERSH
Chris Williams
I will keep this brief since we have a great deal of work ahead of us. Just remember this: when the
darkness of the current American free-market crisis seems too thick for you to navigate we shall be your
Future Chairman of the CCP
Iris Lin
shining Red light. Use us as your guide and remain vigilant! If you follow what you are about to read, the
fascist invaders and oppressors will find themselves in the gulags faster than you can say “Za Rodina!”
Our Mission: The goal of The
Comrade is to offer an alterna- Sincerely,
tive point of view to the stu- James Laudano
dents of Stony Brook University. General Secretary of The Party
It is a paper dedicated to rais-
ing awareness of student is-
sues on campus, and
leftist/Marxist issues throughout
the glorious workerʼs struggle
against their oppressors. While
we do, obviously, seek contro-
is page is dedicated to the
versy, The Comrade strives to
offer only opinions (read: facts)
grandfather of Communism:
and news (read: propaganda)
that will encourage the students
Karl Marx
of this campus to break free
from the shackles of free-mar-
ket society. We are dedicated to
building upon and fostering the
Karl is the founder of the com-
leftist and Marxist views that
are strong among so many of
muinist theory. His great works,
us, yet suppressed by the capi-
talist pigs and their running e Communist Manifesto and
dogs. But, ideology aside, all
our news will be bound to three Das Capital, inspire workers
standards: we will always be
opinionated, impulsive, and around the world to this very day.
crass.
ank you, Karl!
21
забывайте
Man 1: Knock knock
Man 2: Who’s there?
Man 1: September 11th
Man 2: September 11th who?
Man 1: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU’D
NEVER FORGET!?!?
Bayside’s Shudder
His drum prowess is evident on
By Vincent Barone tracks like “Howard” and “Have Fun
Storming the Castle” where he plays
unique beats that complement the
Long Island’s own pop punk band guitar work.
Bayside is set to release their fourth full As much as I miss the angst and
length album, Shudder on September power from former Bayside CDs, I
30. The CD opens powerfully with the have to admit that Shudder is still a
track “Boy”, which, unfortunately, is one solid effort from the group. From
of the hardest-hitting songs on the tracks one to twelve, there are no
album. Shudder is filled with morbidly fillers. Each song is as good as the
well-written lyrics that longtime fans last. Anthony Raneri’s vocals have al-
are familiar with, but it lacks the inten- ways been the biggest key to the
sity of the band’s prior works. The band’s success. He has displayed his
somber words are hidden under catchy songwriting expertise by perfectly
hooks that send out a more upbeat, blending despair and optimism. His
“poppier” vibe that dulls the sharp tone songs usually deal with a battle with
of previous recordings. They will un- heartbreak or uncertainty and how
questionably attract many new fans, but he perseveres.
could leave a bitter taste in the mouths They might have steered a little
of fans from the band’s early days. from their roots, but there are still a
As far as instrumentals go, this is few tracks that remind me of their
What kind of doofus wears a keffiyeh with a short sleeved shirt?
the band’s most talented effort yet. Lead early work. My favorite ones include;
guitarist Jack O’Shea doesn’t let his “Boy”, “The Ghost of Saint Valen-
band’s genre stifle his guitar expertise tine”, and “Roshambo.” If you are new
and has done his best playing on Shud- and “Roshambo.” His guitar tracks, Drummer Chris Guglielmo has to Bayide and are a fan of Alkaline Trio,
der. O’Shea has done a great job playing mixed with singer Anthony Raneri’s done another great job in his sopho- From First to Last, and Silverstein, you
over the rhythm, making it impossible unique vocal styling sets Bayside apart more effort replacing former drummer, will be in for a treat. Shudder is in Stores
for songs to grow boring. Besides his from the other generic pop punk bands John “Beatz” Holohan. Chris had big September 30th.
creative licks, Jack laid down some seri- and is a breath of fresh air in a ridicu- shoes to fill and he continues his great
ous soloing on tracks like “A Call To lously watered down, monotonous job by taking John’s style of playing and
Arms”, “Have Fun Storming The Castle”, genre. tweaking it to make the beats his own.
The Stony Brook Press 27
arts&entertainment
Metallica – Death Magnetic
those wondering, are really compli- on the fourth song and first single “The The last song, titled “My Apoca-
By Aamer Qureshi cated. The jarringly superb guitar riffs, Day That Never Comes.” True to their lypse,” is such a classically Metallica way
courtesy of mastermind James Hetfield, format, it’s a ballad placed fourth in the to end an album that it makes you
invigorate the songs with the punch that track listing and echoes their classics smile. While most bands would have
Anyone will tell you that Metallica’s Metallica were known for. The album “One” and “Fade To Black,” maybe even their saddest and most melodious song
grand trilogy of thrash-metal albums in opener, “That Was Just Your Life,” be- a bit too much. But stands up as a damn as the album closer – Metallica pile it on
the 80’s were their best ever. These were gins with a heartbeat ala Pink Floyd’s good song regardless. with a seedy and heavy thrasher. The
1984’s Ride The Lightning, 1986’s Mas- Dark Side of the Moon and moves into a When addressing lyrics, Hetfield’s shortest song on the album (clocking in
ter of Puppets and 1988’s …And Justice harmonized clean guitar intro. This was abstract and disjointed take on this at 5:01) recalls everything from their
For All. Everything starting with their a point of excitement for me, as it indi- album is at times quite hilarious. A line early days to Slayer, as Hetfield sounds a
1991 self-titled album, and most suc- cated a return to Metallica’s seminal repeated in “Broken, Beat and Scarred” lot like Araya in his vocals.
cessful release, is a subject of much de- album format. The first song from the a lot is, “What don’t kill ya make ya A real return to form and an im-
bate. As far as their image goes, taking classic trilogy begins with clean and more strong” - sure to become an in- mensely enjoyable listen, Death Mag-
on Napster in the early 2000’s made harmonized guitars. And, in staying joke with any Metallica fan. However, as netic successfully captures what
them one of the most hated bands true to their legacy, the song launches odd as the lyrics may sound, the music Metallica and Rubin wanted for the re-
around. Their previous album was lam- into ferociousness and then into solo. makes up for them. The eastern-tinged lease. However, it has some major flaws.
basted by nearly everyone who and mid-tempo “Cyanide” follows The production on the album is brick
heard for, simply put, crappy pro- the rage-filled “All Nightmare Long,” walled to the point where it clips. As an
duction and songs which milked a which is silly only in title. audiophile, I was lamenting the lack of
riff for eight odd minutes. Most ag- “The Unforgiven III,” a sequel to dynamics in the songs until I came
gravating of all, the lead guitarist two of Metallica’s most celebrated across an ironic discovery. Before send-
was chained up and there wasn’t a ballads from the 90’s, was a complete ing the album to their mixing and mas-
single guitar solo on the album. surprise. While the first two shared tering department, who royally fucked
Five years after St. Anger, some music and lyrics to create a it up – they sent the unedited master
Metallica is a band invigorated from story, this one did away with it all. At tapes to Guitar Hero headquarters. The
mended personal ties and years of first I was disappointed, not under- creators of the massively popular video
touring. Anyone who’s been keep- standing how it worked in the grand game created their own superior mix of
ing up with their set lists in recent scheme of a possible song trilogy. the album, which is now one of the
years will see an almost complete After some listens though, you can most downloaded items on the Internet.
eviction of new material and a re- appreciate how it stands on its own When you see me with my iPod, it’s this
turn to playing their classics - com- as a really good ballad – the final one mix that I’m listening to with a clear
plex material with time changes and on Death Magnetic. conscience, as I’ve bought the album it-
played in their entirety. It was in this Nothing could have pre- self.
spirit, of embracing what made pared me for the next song, titled Labeled by Metallica as the album
Metallica so incredible in their an- “The Judas Kiss.” A sing-song cho- which belongs in between 1988’s Justice
gered youth, that producer Rick rus, bended main riff and an incred- and their 1991 self-titled album, Death
Rubin advised them to try to create ibly sinister solo make this one of the Magnetic has some of their most intri-
a sequel to Master of Puppets. high points of the album for sure. It’s cate songwriting ever. The simplicity
Of course, Metallica were dif- a song that will definitely be a live fa- since 1991 is gone, to be replaced by nu-
ferent people back then. Dubbed vorite and, to put it simply, gets in merous time changes and breathtak-
“Alcoholica” by the mainstream your head and stays there. ingly complicated solos.
media for their hard partying Now, the highly awaited sec- Just ask anyone who plays Guitar
lifestyle, they released a set of albums so It’s hard to think of a better way to begin ond to last song is the instrumental, ti- Hero about this last detail. Who plays
brilliant and soul-crushingly angry, that the album. tled “Suicide and Redemption.” This an actual guitar anymore? However, the
it’s hard not to yearn for the old days to The next two songs continue song truly marks a return of Metallica retail version has the bass turned down
return. Sadly, any realist will tell you Metallica’s sonic assault on the senses to their music-intensive old days. The – so it is indeed a sequel to ‘Justice.’ This
that this just cannot happen. With an with powerful and merciless riffing. It listener is attacked with riff after riff, isn’t a problem if you have the Guitar
average age of 45, Metallica are now is at this point that I must curse every which segues into a slower and softer Hero version but it’s quite annoying, as
family men and have spent over ten human being’s biological clock. Al- middle section. Each melody on this Rob Trujillo’s a supremely talented
years recreating their sound and be- though they retain the stamina to play song sounds highly emotional in nature bassist.
coming more of a hard rock group. So extremely fast and intricate riffs, Het- and seems to signify a feeling of mood So, difficult riffs, solos drenched in
for them to try to return to their roots field’s much-celebrated old growling changes. It goes from angry, to sad, to Hammett’s fetish (the wah-wah pedal),
on Death Magnetic is a staggering pro- and roaring vocals have gone away – triumphant, to eerie and ultimately re- Lars’ simple (very simple) but visceral
posal, but not surprising from a pro- never to return. It is in realizing this and turns back to the original riff. Fans who drumming and Hetfield’s vocals make
ducer known to push bands into doing moving on that one can truly appreci- missed the lack of a customary instru- this a true Metallica release. I give it
what they do best. ate the effort he puts in and makes do mental since 1991’s self-titled album four out of five stars.
The songs on Death Magnetic, for with what he has. This is shown clearly will rejoice.
28 Arts & Entertainment Vol. XXX, Issue 2 | Wednesday, October 1, 2008
The Poet’s Gallery Joyride of the sky doesn’t care how tall
Phantom Walls By Alana S. you are,
Untitled
By Samantha Monteleone Because you’ll never reach its
By Samantha
Let’s drive down to the vast pink- vast count of melodies and
Monteleone
Hypothetically speaking, I’m watching and-blue upstairs paintings of praise…
you Where everyone seems to think My travels have taught me the
soft, cool
Watching them about but no one seems to want Universe and Beyond,
sheep’s wool.
to go And by Beyond I mean too little
shroud me whole. Watch other people’s lives
In which they’ll never exist Let’s drive backwards and see that I am behind in my knowledge
tense, new
Contribute, distribute, insult OR re- where I stomach-ache mistakes, of how significantly small the
mourn dew.
volt Where the director of my docu- Universe is.
dark as coal.
It’s just a box mentary continually replays and Driving only takes me too far
light show
What’s more interesting is how they rewinds, from identity crisis’s,
rainbow.
watch it And I watch myself slide towards Of belonging to 2 people in the
lie with me.
Through your eyes I can see the wrong direction. same day,
weak smile
It’s reflecting soft and sarcastically Each and every time I twinge. Of a flashback of a haunted
sundial.
They feed off of each other Forget you, forget you, drive house, too dark and forgiving
let us be.
Feeding off the false away into for a
The amplified plastic stings Spurts of pleasant dusty nail- Jaded girl like me to be startled,
Through my phantom walls. biting stretches of blank pave- because my mind changes with
It was almost as if they could touch me ment, the
Watching them through your mirror Yes, every footstep is another Polluted orange sunset on a
The reflection ripples and fades memory spotless and clean. horizon I never meant to choose.
As your smile turns to interest Yes, my heartbeat is not to be I am driving through my own
Ingest, digest. trusted as it goes with the flow headache’s memories
I can’t believe it, is my seeker sold? of things, Some things should just wait for
I can feel my skin growing old While my unplanned blinking November to come…
I don’t like this station much eyes take in as much honesty as Let’s wish and hope and dream
I do think I’ll retire possible, of next month’s dismay
I change the channel And oh! how I hate the wind in And drive when even the sunset
And can’t believe I’m inspired. my hair. can’t cast a shadow on my re-
Accept and forget, and the pink grets…
The Stony Brook Press 31
opinion
Ask a Lesbian By Ilyssa Fuchs
Dear Ilyssa, couples. Furthermore, Nader opposes under the law regardless of their sexual should vote for Obama rather than Mc-
a constitutional amendment to ban orientation and says that, “the only way Cain, or just vote for Nader himself.
After reading your article last week same-sex marriage and same-sex to ensure full equal rights is to recog- Hope that clears things up.
on Obama and McCain’s policies to- unions and believes that same-sex nize same-sex marriage.” I personally
wards gays and lesbians I was surprised unions are a step in the right direction, believe that Nader’s policies regarding Sincerely,
to see that you never mentioned Ralph but are only a starting point because the gay and lesbian community are pos-
Nader as a candidate or any of his poli- Ilyssa Fuchs
they do not actually afford same-sex itive, but as we all know it is highly un-
cies toward the gay community. As a couples all the rights that marriage likely that a third party candidate will (Special thanks to www.votenader.org
gay independent who is still unsure does. Moreover, Nader believes that be elected. It is in my opinion that any- for the information obtained for this ar-
about whom I am voting for, I would everyone should have equal protection one who believes in Nader’s policies ticle)
appreciate if you could discuss his poli-
cies so I have a full picture of the
policies of all three candidates.
Thanks so much.
Sincerely,
Still Straddling the Fence
Seawolves Futbol
morale, just before heading on a four
By Peter Langone game road trip beginning the following
Monday against Marist. The Seawolves
took many good shots, with a total of
The Men’s Soccer team experienced eleven for the game. Their inability to
another disappointing loss to Towson score was due to their lack of experience
last Saturday in front of a big Stony on the field. Coach Cesar Markovic
Brook crowd. The large crowd, due to played a freshman attack and midfield,
the Seawolves’ annual Alumni day, which, although talented, were not able
cheered throughout the whole game for to finish off necessary plays to gain a
a team that had stepped up their game lead. Junior James Palumbo subbed in
but just couldn’t put the ball in the net. late in the first half and began to give
The team’s defense started off strong, the offense the life it needed. He
not allowing the Towson offense to get quickly took control of the game, dis-
off one shot. The sole goal of the game tributing good balls and ripping a thirty
came in the 62nd minute by Towson’s yard shot, but was just barely blocked by
forward Liam Maloney. This win was Towson’s keeper. Palumbo left the game
much needed to boost the seawolves’ injured within the first fifteen minutes
The Stony Brook Press Sports 35
of the second half due to a head injury against Akron, their third ranked oppo- conference teams. Their next home
incurred while trying to contest a nent this season. The 9th ranked team game is against Boston University on Note: e Stony Brook Press wants
header with one of Towson’s defense- had a hard time against a Stony Brook Wednesday, October 20 at Lavalle Sta- you to remember that
men. The Seawolves were unable to team coming off a losing streak of three dium. BIG TIME futbol players make
match the intensity of a rough Towson games. The defense played very physi- BIG TIME futbol plays in...
team, who were playing very rough de- cally against a strong offense that was
fense. expected to score more then just one
The team was once again shut out
for the second game in a row vs. Marist
goal. It came with nine seconds left in
the second half by Steve Zakuani.
BIG
College. The team was plagued with in-
juries to most of its starters that oc-
Goalie Dawid Ditrich tallied three saves
that kept the Seawolves tied for most of
TIME
curred in both the last game and the the game. Hopefully the men’s team can
rough practices their coach has been
putting them through. Junior Mihailo
keep on their great play and momentum
going into another tough match against
FUTBOL
Pavlisin took two great shots that were 22nd ranked Duke on Tuesday Septem-
denied by the Marist keeper. Marist
scored early in the 16th minute to give
ber 20, ending their road game trip.
Duke, powered by senior forward Mike
SITUATIONS
Marist a 1-0 lead. The ball hit off the Grella, will be a tough opponent for the
cross bar and trickled into the goal. men’s team.
Heading to Ohio, the team had low The men’s team is now 2-7-1, with
expectations coming into the game most of their loses coming from non-
NHL Preview
of fifteen teams in their conference. Devils will have a good year. However, boater Sydney Crosby. Grade A
By Daniel Offner Kyle Okposo, the NY Islanders first odds are they will blow it in the post Quick Grades:
round choice in 2006, has already been season if they make it. Grade B Anaheim Ducks – C
signed onto the starting roster. Also The Buffalo Sabres: The team that Atlanta Thrashers – D- (This team
As time winds down and the fall over the off-season the Islanders picked has gone through five captains last year needs to be completely restructured)
comes ever closer, something draws up veteran Doug Weight, and Mark seems to have settled with their choice Boston Bruins – D
slowly within reach… the 2008-2009 Streit from Montreal. in Jason Pominville. Teppo Numminen, Calgary Flames – C+
hockey season! The following is an in- Prediction: The Islanders don’t have Jochen Hecht and Derek Roy will be Al- Carolina Hurricanes – C-
depth look at some of you favorite a good team however they have initia- ternate Captains respectively. Jimmy Chicago Blackhawks – B-
hockey teams and their prospects for tive. They have to pull themselves out of Bonneau, Tyler Bouck, Mathieu Colorado Avalanche – B
the upcoming season: the slump they had last year in order to Darche, Craig Rivet and Patrick Lalime Columbus Blue jackets – D (B for Pascal
The New York Rangers: As the have any chance to make it to the play- were picked up in free agency. Leclaire, a sophomore goalie, who had
team dons their “Broadway Blues” to offs. Grade C- (Prediction: The team looks good 9 shut outs and a save percentage of .919
begin the new season some additions The New Jersey Devils: Last year on page and on the ice. After last years in his rookie season.)
were made to the roster. Dale Weise, they were one of the best teams around disappointing season the team needs a Dallas Stars – A
who was drafted fourth round in 2008, and experienced one of the worst post boost.) Grade B+ Edmonton Oilers- C+
is currently on the starting roster and seasons. However the Devils are pre- Detroit Redwings: The reigning Florida Panthers – D
will probably be replaced by Lauri Kor- pared to recover—with full force. Bobby champions of hockey get prepared to Los Angeles Kings – C-
pikoski. Over the summer some major Holik, ex-Devil, has been re-signed to play yet another season with all new ad- Minnesota Wild – B
players were lost and some were gained. the team via free agency. With Brodeur ditions to an already stacked team. One Montreal Canadians – A
Key players such as Sean Avery (picked between the pipes the season is almost such free agent sniped by Detroit is Nashville Predators – D (B+ for the
up by Dallas), Ryan Hollweg (picked up guaranteed to be stirring. However, he Marian Hossa, an all-star in the sport. goalie Dan Ellis)
Toronto), Jaromir Jagr (went to play for is now 36 and there is always the possi- For a team that has players like Datsyuk, Ottawa Senators – B-
Avangard Omsk in Russia), Martin bility that he has hit his prime and will Zetterberg, Lidstrom, Rafalski, Cleary, Philadelphia Flyers – C-
Straka (retired and went to play for HC begin sloping down hill now. Franzen, and Flippula, what more can Phoenix Coyotes – D
Lasselberger Plzen in the Czech Repub- Prediction: If all goes to plan the they want? San Jose Sharks – B+
lic) and Brendan Shanahan (still an un- Prediction: Hockeytown may win St. Louis Blues – C+
restricted free agent) were lost. another cup and possibly head towards Tampa Bay Lightning – B+ (Steve
However gained was Wade Redden, a dynasty with a team like this. Grade Stamkos, the number one player from
Nikolai Zherdev, Dan Fritsche, Aaron A+ the NHL draft, will be on the starting
Voros, Patrick Rissmiller and Markus Pittsburgh Penguins: The 2007- lineup. Could give this team the drive
Naslund. Also in a recent preseason 2008 season showed how Sydney they so eagerly need).
game ex-Ranger, Petr Nedved, has been Crosby isn’t really the glue holding this Toronto Maple Leafs – C-
playing and may potentially join the team together. Evgeni Malkin (drafted Vancouver Canucks – B-
team. second overall in 2004, a year before Washington Capitals – B+ (A+ for
Prediction: The Rangers have an “Sid the Kid”) pulled together a whop- Alexander Ovechkin)
all-star team this year and have serious ping 106 points in the season. Some Some special events happening this
drive from last years’ playoffs against new additions to this team are Eric Go- hockey season are, opening games in
the Penguins. I predict this team will dard, Ruslan Fedotenko and Miroslav Stockholm, Sweden and Prague, Czech
definitely make it to the postseason but Satan. Republic, the winter classic in Chicago’s
the cup isn’t etched in stone. Grade A- Prediction: Penguins will make it to Wrigley Field and the retirement of
The New York Islanders: The Is- the playoffs but will probably lose to a players like Adam Graves.
landers look prepared to redeem them- team in their own conference unless
selves from last year’s fiasco season in there is a more dramatic amount of
which the team finished thirteenth out teamwork on the part of the show-
36 Sports Vol. XXX, Issue 2 | Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Shea Goodbye
letics in seven games. For the next Bud Selig officially retired number 42
By Jason Wirchin decade, the team hit its doldrums and it throughout all of baseball, as President
wasn’t until the mid-1980’s that the Shea Bill Clinton and Jackie Robinson’s
faithful began to feel the winds of Oc- widow, Rachel Robinson, looked on.
“Next stop, Shea Stadium.” Any tober start to blow. In 1986, the Mets And who could forget that stirring Mike
lifelong Mets fan and experienced sub- dominated the National League. Fin- Piazza home run in New York’s first
way rider knows that those four words ishing the regular season in first place sporting event since 9/11? With tens of
crackling over the 7 train’s speakers can with a 108-54 record and a 21.5 game thousands of uneasy fans packed into
only mean one thing: home is near. For lead over the Phillies in the division (oh, Shea, the place served as a house of
45 years, our beloved ballpark in how nice that would be today!); these community, a house of togetherness. As
Queens has provided us with memories Bad Boys were a team of destiny. They Piazza’s shot soared majestically over
to last a lifetime and summer after- were unruly, they were obnoxious, but the centerfield fence, New Yorkers, at
noons to savor forever. Even if they they were good, really good! After de- least for a night, had something to cheer
meant emptying our wallets just to get feating the Astros in a six-game Na- about.
there. But as another season draws to a tional League Championship Series, the Although they are the ballpark’s
close, this sky-high monument to the Mets found themselves back in the primary tenants, the Mets aren’t the
Boys of Summer (and many others) World Series. only team to have ever called Shea
takes its final bow as it closes its doors After losing the first two games at home. The Jets played their home
and gives way to Citi Field next April. home and winning the next two out of games there from 1964 to 1983 and the
So in honor of Shea’s last hoorah, let us three up in Boston, the team returned Giants, in 1975. Shea actually hosted
Bye Bye Apple
take a trip down Roosevelt Avenue (to to Shea facing elimination. But this trip both New York football teams, the Mets
the corner of 126th Street, of course) and home would be different. The reason? and the Yankees, in 1975 as Yankee Sta-
reflect on nearly a half-century of un- Game Six. On October 25, in front of a dium underwent renovations. Pity the
forgettable moments, rockin’ concerts, paid crowd of more than 55,000, Boston lanta squashed the hopes of so many schedule makers that year!
and way too expensive hot dogs. was one out away from winning their eager fans as they won the series (but More than just an all around sport-
Built in 1964 in conjunction with first title in 68 years. Yet these Mets lost to the Yankees in the Fall Classic – ing venue, however, over the years Shea
the World’s Fair, Shea’s early years were would not back down, and, perhaps nice!). Speaking of those damn Yan- has served as quite the musical scene.
marked by baseball…absolutely terrible with a little help from the baseball gods kees, 2000 was a year for the ages. In From The Beatles’ landmark concerts in
baseball! In the Mets’ first year there, Mookie Wilson’s slow roller up the first the first Subway Series World Series 1965 and 1966, Shea has hosted the likes
they won a dismal 53 games and lost base line somehow found its way under since 1956 (when the Yanks played the of Jimi Hendrix, Jethro Tull, The Who,
109. Would you expect any better with Bill Buckner’s legs and…, well, the rest Dodgers), the Mets battled their cross- The Police, Simon and Garfunkel, The
no-names like Hawk Taylor, Bobby is history. Two days later, the team won town rivals in a fan-crazy media frenzy. Rolling Stones, Eric Clapton, and Bruce
Klaus, and Roy McMillan in the start- its second Series. Shea shook. Queens The city was ablaze in blue, orange, and Springsteen. This past summer, Billy
ing lineup? Not exactly Murderer’s Row, quaked. The Mets were once again pinstripes, and what better place to host Joel played two concerts to commemo-
huh! Shea did host the All-Star Game champions of the world! the middle games of the series than at rate the stadium’s ultimate season.
that year, though it was the only time In 1988, Shea had playoff fever yet rickety Shea. The Mets salvaged the So as autumn arrives and leaves the
the Midsummer Classic ever came to again. This time, though, the magic of first game at home, but that was all. The traces of summer behind, we salute
Flushing. Nonetheless, throughout ‘86 had worn off and the dream was not Bombers went on to win the Series two Shea one final time. We will miss its de-
most of the 60’s, the Mets never placed to be. After losing a seven-game NLCS nights later. plorable parking, $20 foam fingers,
better than ninth in the National to the Dodgers, that ass-haulin’ squad After a six-year layoff, Willie Ran- stray cats, and ear-shattering sound sys-
League. Then came 1969. from just two seasons earlier was slowly dolph’s boys roared through the rest of tem; and we’ll never forget the con-
Up until the summer of that year, dismantled and a new era of Mets the National League in 2006. Dubbed a stantly flooded bathrooms (which
the Mets continued to play one would enter the scene. Nothing spec- relentless pursuit for the postseason, the resemble Temples of Doom, if anything
mediocre game after another and it tacular came from the 1989 to 1998 team’s journey from Game 1 through else). Granted, it has its quirks, but
seemed as if ‘69 was bound to turn out teams, the next two years finally gave Game 162 was marked by one stellar they’re our quirks. What else would you
like the club’s previous seven seasons. Mets fans reason to believe. Having win after another. Clinching the fran- expect from an outdated heap of steel
However, by the All-Star break in July, clinched the NL wild card in 1999, chise’s first division title since 1988, the and concrete nestled between Queens’
the Amazins’ had moved into second Bobby Valentine’s bunch found them- dynamic duo of Reyes & Wright pro- best junkyards and the Whitestone Ex-
place in the National League East, trail- selves in a spot to win the Division Se- pelled the team past the Dodgers in the pressway? As Citi Field looms omi-
ing the Cubs by only 4.5 games in the ries at home. Up three games to one NLDS and into a classic second-round nously over the centerfield fence, it’s
standings. Remarkably winning 37 of versus the Diamondbacks, back-up showdown with the Cardinals. Forced clear that Shea’s days are through. The
their last 48 games, the team took over catcher Todd Pratt came to the plate in to a defining Game 7, Shea was the last beer will be sold, the last out will be
first place on September 10, and the bottom of the tenth with the score scene for two of the most exhilarating made, and the last fans will leave the
clinched the division crown on Septem- locked at three. One swing of the bat and heart-breaking events in club his- turnstiles. But regardless of when our
ber 24 in a 6-0 win over the Cardinals. was all it took as Pratt launched a series- tory. Following Endy Chavez’s super- beloved park falls to the wrecking ball,
They went on to defeat the Braves in the clinching homer over the wall that just man catch to rob Scott Rolen of a home that big ol’ blue, cookie-cutter of a sta-
League Championship Series and eluded centerfielder Steve Finley’s glove. run in the sixth, Carlos Beltran took a dium will always remind us of what it
slaughtered the Orioles in five games to Radio announcer Gary Cohen called it called third strike to end the game, the means to be a kid again. As tough as
win the World Series at Shea on Octo- best: “It’s outta here! It’s outta! Pratt hit series, and the dreams of Mets fans this is to say…..Farewell, dear friend.
ber 16. The lovable losers were losers no it over the fence! Mets win the ball- from Manhattan to Montauk. It still Thanks for the memories.
more and ruled as the Kings of Queens. game!” hurts.
Following their first championship The Mets proceeded to face the Playoff appearances aside, the sta-
in franchise history, the Mets returned Braves in the second round of the ‘99 dium has had no shortage of “Amazin’”
to the Fall Classic in 1973 – with the playoffs, and despite Robin Ventura’s fa- moments. In April 1997 on the 50th an-
help of Tug McGraw’s “Ya Gotta Be- mous “grand slam single” in the bottom niversary of Jackie Robinson’s first game
lieve” mantra – only to lose to the Ath- of the fifteenth to force a game six; At- in the Major Leagues, Commissioner
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Pittsburgh Steelers Buffalo Bills Green Bay Packers New York Giants
(3-1) (4-0) (2-2) (3-0)
So Alan Faneca le the Steelers and Buffalo joins the Titans and the Giants You were probably expectng a compar- Winning a close game against the Ben-
Ben Roethlisberger is going for the re- as the only undefeated teams in the ison between Favre and Rodgers. Look gals, the Giants had a bye and Plaxico
ocrd of most frequently sacked QB. NFL. Who is their quarterback again? at their records. Happy? was fined for the 50th time of his
Awesome. Giant career. He is breaking records.
You know your team is bad when they e Brett Favre is back and he is better So Travaaris was replaced by Gus Fer- How many times was T.O. thrown the
have to beat the Bengals in order to get then ever. Suprisingly, with six touch- otte. Peterson scored, Vikings defense ball? ough an onside kick may have
their first win. down passes, John Madden is still let up. Vikings lose. Adrian still a allowed the Cowboys to come back, all
alive. prime fantasy player. the hype can now end.
You know your team is bad when you With a big win over the Patriots, Ron- You know your team sucks when the Despite what their record may indi-
can’t beat the Browns to break a three nie Brown looks to be the sleeper pick only news mention you get is the firing cate, the Eagles are a force to be reck-
game losing streak. of the year. of your team president. Looks like the oned with. Note: Hank Baskett is a
anksgiving game will be lame. poor fantasy football option.
South West South West
e Titans have a strong chance at Starting the season off 3-0 only to lose e Panthers killed the Falcons like Kurt Warner throws for 8 million
being 5-0 going into their upcoming to the Kansas City Chiefs creates Michael Vick killed dogs. yards but turns over the ball too many
bye-week.With an impressive defense, doubt into the legitmacy of this team. times.
the Titans should win over the Ravens.
Jacksonville Jaguars San Diego Chargers Tampa Bay Buccaneers San Francisco 49ers
(2-2) (2-2) (3-1) (2-2)
Aer losing two nail biters to start off e Chargers finally win over two not- Aer his three-month old son died in Who is their QB again?
their season, the Jaguars have re- so-impressive teams. To their benefit, his sleep, Tampa Bay kicker Matt
bounded by winning two nail biters. they face the Dolphins next. Bryant scored almost half of the team’s
points.
DSRL veteran Peyton Manning and Raiders are sticking to what they know No Colston, no Shockey, no problem. You know your team is bad when Matt
the Colts had their bye and look to best. Losing. Hasselback is your quarterback.
take control of a division they once
ruled with an iron fist.
Houston Texans Kansas City Chiefs Atlanta Falcons St. Louis Rams
(0-3) (1-3) (2-2) (0-4)
e Texans gave it their all against the Congrats to the Chiefs for winning Beating the Chiefs means very little is teams sucks so much that this is
Jaguars only to lose in OT. Hungry for what will be their only victory of the when you get killed in your next game. all I will write about them.
their first win, the Texans will face the season.
demoralized Colts.
Death Egg Zone