DA responses.

Then on to the K.

Then onto the counter K.

Then onto murdering nuking the CP’s

The 3 DA’s.

Impact turn: Impact: EXTINCTION. Well, actually – we’re clarifying our plan now. We
abolish the environment and nuke the world in strategic places. Basically, we Nuke
Antarctica, the Arctic, North Korea, Iran (durrrrrr), Brazil (except for the rainforests),
and China.

Therefore we don’t cause extinction because we Nuke all the countries that could case
nuclear war. So we’re awesome and all VOTE FOR US CUZ WE KILL ALL THE BAD
GOVERNMENTS IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The K – We agree with the K – everything does come down to LOLWUT. Look.
LOLWUT?!?!
Basically, our case is totally based on LOLWUT?!?!?!

The counter K – They never accknowlege thert more lolcats exist than lolwuts. They also
commit the fallacy that all kats kan’t spell as evidenced here.
The alt – vote against their LOLWUT is everything K.

The Advantages –

-- GLOBAL COOLING
WILLIAM MATTHEWS 13 Jun 17:05 EDT (21:05 GMT) http://www.defensenews.com/story.php?
i=3579019

Nuclear radiation from the war probably would not affect the U.S., Europe, Russia or
areas outside of the two warring countries. But smoke would cause colder temperatures
than the world has experienced in 1,000 years, the pair said in a presentation on Capitol
Hill on June 13.

MULTIPLE COMPUTER MODELS SUGGEST GLOBAL COOLING FROM

NUCLEAR WAR

WILLIAM MATTHEWS 13 Jun 17:05 EDT (21:05 GMT) http://www.defensenews.com/story.php?

i=3579019

Toon of the University of Colorado, and Robock of Rutgers University, used new, more capable
computer models of the atmosphere to calculate the effects of a regional nuclear war in which
two countries attacked each other with 50 nuclear weapons.

Based on their climate modeling, temperatures worldwide would decline by an average of about
two degrees Fahrenheit in the year after the nuclear war.

If we nuke the terrorists – we get rid of people kats like dis.

If we nuke the terrorists, we get rid of this … LOLWUT???
CP responses. The Perm. We’re perming the CP because it’s topical and we the affirmative
team have the power to perm any counterplan we want to. So now, the negative team is
going to automatically drop this CP making us be the only team that solves the DA’s and
avoids the K.

One change in the mandates during the perm. Instead of firing the Brazilian missile
technicians, we’re going to shoot them.

DON”T FIRE THEM – JUST SHOOT THEM. Geez

So… vote aff… and if you do, you’ll get moor PuRpLe PoNiEs