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Kidero humbled,
Ruto is back and
12 on removal list
By STEVE MKAWALE
The Council of Governors (CoG) has ac-
cused the Jubilee administration of sponsor-
ing motions to impeach governors perceived
to be out of favour with the ruling coalition.
Isaac Ruto, who was yesterday re-elected
Governors re-elect Ruto
to chair their council;
Kidero fails to get
proposers; and Bomet
Governor blames URP
over threats to impeach
12 of his colleagues
ALRED MUTUA
Machakos
ISAAC RUTO Bomet
MARTIN WAMBORA
He was impeached, Senate
cleared his removal but
Court upheld his election.
Then once again Embu
MCAs impeached him and
his fate is back in Senate
JOHN MRUTTU
Taita Taveta
BENJAMIN CHEBOI
Baringo
NDERITU GACHAGUA
Nyeri
CHEPKWONY PAUL
Kericho
TOLGOS ALEX
Elgeyo Marakwet
HUSSEIN DADO
Tana River
MOSES AKARANGA
Vihiga
JULIUS MALOMBE
Kitui
EVANS KIDERO
Nairobi
By JAMES MBAKA
The Government cracked the whip follow-
ing this weeks wave of killer brew deaths by
closing down a manufacturing company, in-
terdicting top public ofcials in the liquor and
drugs control units and declaring the produc-
ers would be charged with murder.
The suspended include the chief executive
of the National Authority for the Campaign
Against Alcohol and Drug Abuse, Dr William
Okedi, 52 ofcials from the agency and region-
al police heads.
Anti-Counterfeit Agency chief executive
John Akoten was also among those sent home.
Interior Cabinet Secretary Joseph ole Lenku al-
so announced the interdiction of ve Deputy
Commissioners in the affected counties as
Killer drink: Nacada CEO sent home, brewers to face murder charges
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BY STEVE MKAWALE
and ANTONY GITONGA
Bomet Governor Isaac Ruto has re-
tained his position as chairman of the
Council of Governors (CoG) after
members unanimously endorsed him
for another one-year term.
But Nairobi Governor Dr Evans Ki-
dero lost the position of vice-chair-
man to Kwale Governor Salim Mvurya
in an election presided over by coun-
cil chief executive ofcer Jackline
Omugeni at the Lake Naivasha Simba
Lodge.
Kidero, who earlier in the morning
had shown indication he would not
defend the position, failed to get
someone to propose his candidature
during the plenary session of the two-
day CoG retreat that kicked off yester-
day.
He had indicated that his respon-
sibilities as the Governor of Nairobi
would affect the discharge of duties as
the council deputy chairman.
Governors attending the meeting
were in agreement that it was wise to
allow Ruto to go for another term for
the purpose of consistence in their
ght for more resources to be allocat-
ed to the counties.
FIGHT FOR COUNTIES
It was wise to let him (Ruto) con-
tinue as the council chairman after he
proved more efcient and consistent
in the ght for counties, said one
governor who did not want to be
named.
Being a member of the United Re-
publican Party (URP), an afliate of
the Jubilee coalition, it was better for
him to carry on as the chairman so
that our agenda as governors could
not be misinterpreted, said another
governor.
Ruto has been vocal in his cam-
paign on the success of devolution
and has in the past rufed feathers
with his push for more funds to be al-
located to the county governments to
manage devolved functions.
During the poll that lasted not
more than an hour and conducted by
acclamation, Baringo Governor Ben-
jamin Cheboi proposed Ruto for the
position while he was seconded by his
Kitui counterpart Dr Julius
Malombe.
The position of secretary to the
council held by Bungoma Governor
Ken Lusaka was scrapped and re-
placed by the post of chief whip. Lu-
saka was made the chief whip unop-
posed.
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lion.
Taita Taveta Governor John Mruttu
is also not resting easy as a motion to
impeach him was only struck out last
month on a technicality.
Machakos Governor Alfred Mutua
last week reprimanded his deputy,
Bernard Kiala, for allegedly scheming
to have him impeached.
I want to tell my deputy here that
I am aware he has been meeting with
some MCAs who plan to sponsor a
motion to have me impeached so that
he assumes the position of Governor,
said a seemingly agitated Mutua.
Mr Kiala, who had already made
his remarks before inviting the gover-
nor to address the gathering, was not
given a chance to defend himself.
The Constitution provides that if a
vacancy occurs in the ofce of county
governor, the deputy governor shall
assume ofce for the remainder of the
term.
Kidero is in trouble with his party,
ODM, after acting party leader An-
yang Nyongo accused him of sup-
porting candidates from rival parties
in forthcoming by-elections.
Yesterday, Dr Kidero lost his posi-
tion as the vice chairman of the CoG.
He angered ODM by declaring sup-
port for Jared Okelo (Ford-Kenya) for
the Nyando parliamentary seat and
Zachary Obado (Peoples Democratic
Party) for the Migori gubernatorial
position should the Supreme Court
uphold rulings ordering by-elec-
tions.
In Tana River, Governor Hussein
Dado sought the intervention of el-
ders to reach a ceasere with MCAs
and area MPs who had threatened to
impeach him.
Uneasy truce is also prevailing in
Governors: Jubilee behind impeachments
Governors Kenneth Lusuka (Bungoma), Isaac Ruto (Bomet) and Evans Kidero
(Nairobi) address the press yesterday during the Council of Governors AGM at
Simba Lodge in Naivasha. [PHOTO: ANTONY GITONGA/STANDARD]
General Julius Karangi
BY WILLIS OKETCH
High Court judge Edward Muriithi has warned
Chief of Defence Forces Julius Karangi against dis-
obeying court orders.
The judge further directed lawyers representing
26 former solders charged in Court Martial for de-
serting duty to le contempt proceedings against
Gen Karangi, if the military does not set free the ex-
soldiers as ordered by the court.
Justice Muriithi said the military chief was in
contempt of court and if the ex-soldiers were not
released by yesterday, the lawyers should le con-
tempt proceedings against Karangi.
The judge expressed disappointment at the be-
havior of some KDF ofcers living in the past with-
out realising that there is a new Constitution, which
every arm of the Government must respect.
The judge made the remark as another commis-
sioned ofcer, Jeffry Pepela Okuris lawyer, Ben
Musundi, said he will today move to court to le ha-
beas corpus to have his client produced in court
dead or alive. Habeas corpus is an order seeking
someone arrested to be produced in court.
Mr Musundi told The Standard that his client
who resigned from the Kenya Navy, Mtongwe base
more than ve years ago was arrested by the mili-
tary over claims he had deserted duty. He is being
conned illegally by the Armed Forces who are vio-
lating his right not to be subjected to slavery or any
other form of injustice, he said.
Muriithi gave the warning after the lawyer rep-
resenting the ex-servicemen, Charles Mwalimu,
complained to the court that his efforts to have his
clients released from the military custody at Mton-
gwe as ordered by the court were being frustrated
by the Kenya Navy ofcers.
He told the court that he was denied access to
Mtongwe Base on Wednesday to serve Lft Colonel
Evans Oguga with court release orders for the 15 ex-
servicemen who had complied with court orders be-
fore.
We were recently frog matched from Mtongwe
Base by military ofcers when we went to see our
clients after we had managed to enter the base be-
cause somebody gave the orders for us to be kicked
out, said Mr Mwalimu.
The ex-soldiers resigned from the Kenya Navy
between 2007 and 2008 after securing greener pas-
tures with US security rms in Kuwait, Iraq and Af-
ghanistan.
Chief of Defence Forces Julius Karangi risks arrest
as CoG chairman for a second term,
spoke at a time when at least 10 gov-
ernors are facing impeachment
threats.
Specically, Ruto claimed the
United Republican Party (URP), an af-
liate party of the Jubilee coalition,
was responsible for the current wave
of threats to impeach governors, es-
pecially in Rift Valley region.
He claimed a clique of URP MPs
led by National Assembly Majority
Leader Aden Duale were behind the
process by county representatives in
Kericho, Baringo, Bomet and Elgeyo
Marakwet to impeach governors.
Jubilee has been sponsoring ward
representatives to impeach governors
who appear not loyal to the national
government and the countrys leader-
ship. They have done so in four coun-
ties, said Ruto.
But MPs allied to Jubilee have dis-
missed the claims as farfetched, say-
ing governors were looking for a
scapegoat after failing to deliver.
In Embu, the county assembly im-
peached Governor Martin Wambora
for the second time and the Senate
will decide his fate in 10 days.
Governors from Machakos, Vihiga,
Kitui, Nairobi, Tana River, Taita Taveta
and Nyeri counties are also feeling the
heat.
Members of County Assemblies
(MCAs) have threatened to impeach
the governors for varied reasons, rais-
ing concerns that impeachment is be-
ing turned into a tool for blackmailing
county chiefs.
Kericho MCAs have listed ve
grounds for impeachment of Gover-
nor Paul Chepkwony, including al-
leged recruitment of personnel and
creation of ofces in the county in
contravention of the County Govern-
ment Act.
ABUSE OF OFFICE
In Elgeyo/Marakwet, Governor Al-
ex Tolgos faces impeachment on three
grounds, including alleged incompe-
tence in the discharge of his duties
and failure to initiate projects.
Baringo Governor Benjamin
Cheboi is being accused of abuse of
ofce and alleged misappropriation
of an emergency fund worth Sh50 mil-
Jubilee has been
sponsoring MCAs to
impeach governors who
appear not loyal to the
national government.
Kitui where MCAs had accused Gov-
ernor Julius Malombe of being elitist
and failing to consult them.
In Vihiga, the county assembly
censured four county executive mem-
bers citing misconduct in what points
to looming conict with Governor
Moses Akaranga.
In Nyeri, MCAs have threatened to
impeach Governor Nderitu Gachagua
over sale of coffee.
POLITICAL RIFT
Rutos sensational remarks are
likely to deepen the political rift be-
tween Deputy President William Ruto,
URPs party leader, and the Bomet
governor.
Speaking exclusively to The Stan-
dard, Ruto said he was ready to walk
out of URP and join any political par-
ty of his choice any time, any day
because he has never contested elec-
tions in the same political party.
I was in Kanu in 1997, joined Narc
in 2002, ODM in 2007 and now I am
in URP. If that is what is worrying Du-
ale and his ilk, then they might go
with me to another political party or
we may part ways come 2017, said a
furious Ruto.
But Deputy Speaker of the Nation-
al Assembly Joyce Laboso dismissed
allegations that Jubilee government
was scheming the downfall of gover-
nors as farfetched.
Laboso, also an URP MP, said the
Government has nothing to gain
when governors are removed from of-
ce.
That is a gment of Rutos imagi-
nation. Jubilee cannot stoop so low as
to plot for the removal of a governor.
What will the Government gain from
such a move? Duale posed, adding
that the removal of a governor is an
unnecessary expense, as money
would be used in a by-election.
Laboso said what Ruto fails to un-
derstand is that ward representatives
have realised they have powers they
can use against governors to contain
them.
Emurua Dikir MP Johanna Ngeno
said the Government was not interest-
ed in removing governors from ofce.
Ngeno however, faulted MCAs for
misusing their constitutional powers
by applying the impeachment clause
whenever they have petty issues
against the governors.
Molo MP Jacob Macharia said gov-
ernors should stop dragging the na-
tional government into their disputes
with MCAs.
Governors have been accused of
mismanagement and failing to dis-
charge their lawful duties. They
should not use Jubilee as a scape-
goat, said the lawmaker.
Ruto was infuriated by remarks
made by Duale during a function in
Kuresoi South constituency last Mon-
day where the majority leader was
representing the Deputy President.
The Garissa MP said ward repre-
sentatives have a constitutional man-
date to impeach governors and that
the Jubilee administration would sup-
port removal of county bosses who
mismanage public resources or fail to
deliver.
Friday, May 9, 2014 / The Standard
DUALE CLAIMS ON RUTO
That Ruto has been holding
night meetings with leaders
from the Kalenjin community
in an attempt to undermine the
Deputy Presidents political sup-
port in the region, claims which
the governor denied
That the Jubilee administration
would support removal of coun-
ty bosses who mismanage public
resources
That Ruto is working with Raila
Odingas party to destabilise
URP in Rift Valley
Ruto retains CoG
chairmanship,
Kidero thrashed
Continued from P1
NATIONAL NEWS / Page 3 Friday, May 9, 2014 / The Standard
BY ABIGAEL SUM
When a tread-setting social me-
dia expert and top-notch pilot meet
under the same roof, the atmo-
sphere can be quite electric.
This is what happened on
Wednesday night at Lord Errol in
Runda when two world-famous Ke-
nyan achievers, Ory Okolloh and
Captain Koki Mutungi were hon-
oured during a special ceremony.
The ceremony was organised by
a group of friends led by Zahra Moi,
Gladys Shollei, Lorna Irungu, Carol
Mutoko and Zipporah Kittony to
celebrate Okolloh and Mutungis
successes, which have also put Ke-
nya on the world map.
Others who graced the occasion
were Honorine Kiplagat, Evelyne
Mungai as well as other public fig-
ures including Baringo Senator
Gideon Moi and Standard Group
CEO Sam Shollei.
Okolloh, who is based in South
Africa, grabbed the worlds atten-
tion when she established Ushahi-
di a website that combines map-
ping with eyewitness reports used
to monitor elections in Kenya.
Her method was later replicated
in other parts of the world such as
ABOVE: Director of Investment at
Omidyar Network Ory Okolloh
(right), Baringo Senator Gideon
Mois wife, Zahra (centre) and KQs
Captain Irene Koki Mutungi at Lord
Errol in Nairobi. INSET: Nairobi
Governor Evans Kidero, Standard
Group CEO Sam Shollei and Senator
Gideon Moi. [PHOTOS: BEVERLYNE
MUSILI/STANDARD]
thentic and true to self is very pow-
erful urging other women leaders to
once in a while step back and recog-
nise their achievements. She now
leads Omidyar Networks Govern-
ment Transparency work in Africa.
Mutungi is also living her dream
as she has earned a promotion as
the first African female to captain
the worlds newest plane, the Boeing
B787 Dreamliner, a model her em-
ployer Kenya Airways bought re-
cently.
The ace pilot said, I am hum-
bled by the recognition. It is about
time I pick the baton and show oth-
er girls that there are numerous op-
portunities available for them and
the sky is the limit.
LIFE
TODAY
Saluting women
who have dared to
make a difference
Mexico, India, Congo and Haiti
(when it was devastated by an earth-
quake).
Her exploits have since earned
her recognition by Time, which has
listed her as one of the worlds 100
most influential people describing
her as the activist who helps Afri-
cans exercise their power.
She was mentioned in the same
breath with other influential global
leaders such as Angela Merkel and
Vladimir Putin.
ROLE MODELS
Time 100 recognises the activ-
ism, innovation and achievements
of the worlds 100 most influential
people. Mutungi has also been im-
mortalised as the first Kenyan fe-
male pilot who captained Kenya
Airways aircraft for six years before
any other woman joined her in the
rarified airs of aviation.
When the history of aviation is
written, Mutungi will deserve spe-
cial mention for she captained Boe-
ing 767-300R, the second largest air-
craft in Kenya Airways fleet.
While celebrating these rare feats
Zahra said, It is an honour to cele-
brate and recognise these two for-
midable women. Their achieve-
ments are exemplary and to be
emulated by other young girls in Ke-
nya.
Nairobi Governor Evans Kidero,
who also attended the ceremony,
described the two as iconic role
models and urged other women to
emulate them and take up leader-
ship positions. It is high time com-
passionate and caring leadership
steps up. It will be great if in 2017 we
will see more women in national
leadership positions, he said.
Okolloh said she was humbled
adding, To be selected alongside
the likes of Angela Merkel, Vladimir
Putin, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, is an
honour. I believe it to be a reflection
of the importance of the issues and
challenges I and countless others
are tackling on the continent and
globally.
She pointed out that being au-
Highyers Okolloh and
Mutungi honoured for
their achievements that
have put Kenya on the
world map
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The Chamber accepts the Prose-
cutions arguments and considers that
there is good cause to extend the rel-
evant time limit so as to allow time for
the prosecution to le the consolidat-
ed response which it requests, the
three-judge Bench ruled.
The prosecution was initially re-
quired to le its response by tomor-
row. However, they requested for ad-
ditional time to respond.
Without such an extension, the
May 12 deadline set in the Trial Cham-
bers Order will give the Government
of Kenya-which is not a party-an un-
due advantage by giving it advance
notice not only of any applications
led by the defence (due on May 5)
but also the response led by the Pros-
ecution, Bensouda argued.
Bensouda given more time to
respond on witness coercion
By FELIX OLICK
and KEVINE OMOLLO
ICC Prosecutor Fatou Bensouda
has up to Friday next week to respond
to a plea by Deputy President William
Ruto to be allowed to appeal a ruling
compelling eight witnesses to testify
against him.
The response is expected as the
trial of Ruto and his co-accused Josh-
ua arap Sang is set to resume on May
14 and not May 12 as earlier sched-
uled.
Sources at the DPs ofce said Ruto
is expected to y out of the country on
Tuesday to attend the proceedings as
was ordered by the International
Criminal Court (ICC) judges.
According to ICC Field Outreach
Co-ordinator Maria Mabinty Kamara,
the deputy president will be expected
to attend the rst ve days of the pro-
ceedings.
Kamara said even though Ruto
had requested for excusal from at-
tending the hearings and he had been
granted that by the court, he must at-
tend the rst ve days of every session
after the judicial recess.
The Chamber on Wednesday al-
lowed Bensouda additional time to
make a consolidated response includ-
ing the yet to be led leave to appeal
by Attorney General Githu Muigai.
DEADLINE EXTENSION
The Chamber on Wednesday al-
lowed Bensouda additional time
to make a consolidated response,
including the yet to be fled leave
to appeal by Attorney General
Githu Muigai
The Prosecution argued that
failure to extend the deadline
would only favour the Govern-
ment of Kenya which is not a
party
ICC Outreach Ofcer in charge of Ke-
nya and Uganda Maria Kamara briefs
the Press in Kisumu, yesterday. [PHO-
TO: TITUS MUNALA/STANDARD]
By CYRUS OMBATI
Nairobi Lawyer Ahmednasir Ab-
dullahi now claims his life is in danger
and has asked police to arrest and
prosecute his colleague Donald Kip-
korir over threats to his life.
Ahmednasir said he is not a cow-
ard even as he recorded a statement
with the CID, saying Kipkorir pub-
lished a post on his Facebook account
saying he (Ahmednasir) would be
killed by the Kalenjin people for in-
sulting their leader Deputy President
William Ruto.
I dont take death threats lightly.
Every sentence in his post on Face-
book is threatening and I am here to
set a good example, he said.
He recorded a statement with the
deputy CID director Gideon Kimilu
and demanded the arrest and prose-
cution of Kipkorir. His lawyer Paul
Muite was also present.
Yesterday, Kipkorir denied he had
threatened his colleague.
Muite said Kipkorirs action is a
show of impunity. Threat to murder
is serious under our laws. One should
not encourage impunity, said Muite.
By KAMAU MUTHONI
The legal stand-off between
Essar Telecommunication Com-
pany and over 200 employees was
settled after the parties reached
an agreement.
Yesterday, the parties agreed
on the terms to secure the fate of
those working at the company af-
ter it exits the communication in-
dustry.
The workers had moved to the
court on grounds that they would
be left out in the cold after Essar,
which carries out its business un-
der the brand name yu, decided to
stop transacting and have its as-
sets and services sold to the other
telecommunication companies;
Safaricom and Airtel.
The counsel of the two forged
a consent before Industrial Court
judge Justice Nduma Nderi in
which the company agreed to try
negotiate for the employees pos-
sible recruitment by either Safari-
com or Airtel.
GET BONUS
However, the deal exonerated
Essar from blame in the event that
any of the employees does not se-
cure a place with the two.
Moreover, the employees
would continue enjoying existing
medical cover until they get alter-
native cover with the two counter-
parties in the proposed restruc-
turing transaction or until the end
of their employment with Essar.
The petitioners are also to get
a bonus of a minimum 1 months
salary and also get severance pay
for 60 days for every completed
year of service.
Ahmednasir
reports threat
to kill him
Essar settles
dispute with
employees
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NAIROBI: LSK moves to
appeal Anglo Leasing ruling
The Law Society of Kenya (LSK) is
appealing against a High Court ruling
declining to stop controversial Anglo
Leasing payments. LSK Secretary/
CEO Apollo Mboya said they have led
a Notice of Appeal, through Lawyer
James Mwamu, to move to the Court
of Appeal. We are appealing against
the entire ruling by High Court judge
Justice David Majanja refusing to
grant conservatory orders, Mr Mboya
said.
NAIROBI: Uhuru visits Ardhi
House unannounced
President Uhuru Kenyatta paid a
surprise visit to the Ministry of Lands
headquarters at Ardhi House where
services have been halted for 10 days
to undertake reforms. This followed
an order by Lands Cabinet Secretary
Charity Ngilu to suspend transactions
starting Monday for audit. Witnesses
said the President arrived at about
3.30pm and went to the registry on
ground oor where he stayed for
about 20 minutes and left. He was
received by Ngilu. He said he will be
back after the two weeks period to
witness the progress, said a staff at
the ministry.
Ruto had asked to
appeal decision to force
witnesses to testify, as
trial date moved from
May 12 to May 14
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Government to
charge brewers
with murder
well as intelligence chiefs and Ofcers
Commanding Police Divisions
(OCPDs). The tough-talking cabinet
secretary also said that the Kenya Bu-
reau of Standards (Kebs) was under
their radar, promising that more
heads would roll.
Kebs is under focus because
some of the brands (of the killer brew)
had their seal, announced the CS
yesterday. So far however, our inves-
tigations indicate that the seals are
fake.
Speaking after a closed-door meet-
ing with Inspector General of Police
David Kimaiyo, Health Cabinet Secre-
tary James Macharia and Nacada
Chairman John Mututho, Lenku said
Embu County was the most affected
with 36 deaths.
The Government also ordered the
closure of a company that manufac-
tures the two brands of alcohol found
with high levels of an industrial chem-
ical, methanol, which killed 81 people
and left more than 160 hospitalised.
Macharia ordered that M/S Com-
rade Investments Company located
along Baba Dogo road in Ruaraka,
Nairobi, be shut down for contraven-
ing the law governing manufacturing
of alcoholic drinks.
This was after results from the
samples of the two lethal brands
Sacramento Cane Spirit and Country-
man Liquor tested at the Government
Chemist showed high levels of meth-
anol content.
TWO BRANDS
Considering the analysis report
and the fact that the two brands with
high levels of methanol are from this
company, the Ministry under CAP 254
and CAP 242 of the Laws of Kenya
hereby orders the closure of M/S
Comrade Investments Ltd, Macharia
said in a statement.
By STANDARD TEAM
Six more people died after con-
suming illicit brews in Nyandarua,
Nakuru and Narok counties yester-
day.
In Kinangop area within Nyan-
darua, three people, including a
woman from Magumu area, died
while undergoing treatment after
they started vomiting. They had been
drinking in the same bar.
In the Nyandarua incident, two of
the three victims died while under-
going treatment at Naivasha Sub-
County Hospital.
The third, said to be in his mid-
thirties, was pronounced dead on ar-
rival at the facility.
Conrming the incidents, the su-
perintendent in charge of the hospi-
tal Dr Joseph Mburu said the three
had the same symptoms.
Mburu said relatives who brought
the trio conrmed they had been
drinking liquor before falling sick.
The three hail from Kinangop
constituency and were all brought
suffering from intoxication and un-
fortunately, they have died while un-
dergoing treatment, he said.
Eight people have so far died af-
ter consuming the illicit brew in
Kigumo, Muranga County.
Police said the three were found
dead in their houses when a security
team went round Kirere village to
identify those who had consumed
the killer brew. Eighteen more peo-
ple from villages neighbouring Kirere
confessed to having tasted the killer
brew after the operation.
Bodies of the three were found in
their homes in Kaharo and Kiria
Ngoro villages the area. Muranga
South OCPD Mr Samuel Koskei said
some of the 18 had blurred vision.
Muranga County police boss Ms
Naomi Ichami said police were prob-
ing the source of the killer brews.
Death toll from killer brews rises
Bomet County ofcials, with the help of police ofcers, destroy illicit brews impounded from various outlets within the
town, yesterday. The alcohol was valued at about Sh2.5 million. [PHOTO: CHARLES NGENO/STANDARD]
The results showed Countryman,
which killed 16 people and left 75 hos-
pitalised in Makueni County, con-
tained 100 per cent methanol.
Sacramento, which killed 35 in
Embu and left 99 others ill, had 75 per
cent of the deadly industrial chemi-
cal. A drink for human consumption
should not contain methanol.
In normal circumstances the
methanol content should be 0 per
cent, the Government said.
Chief Public Health Ofcer Dr
Kepha Ombacho issued the state-
ment.
The Government said it was
analysing other potentially deadly
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brands in the market manufactured
by the same company at the Govern-
ment Chemist to ascertain methanol
levels.
M/S Comrade Investment Compa-
ny also brews popular low-cost spirits
including Hardyman Brandy, Hardy-
man Gin, Hardyman Vodka, Georges
Vodka, Georges Brandy, Rhyneberg
Brandy, Pamoja Brandy and Pamoja
Gin.
It also emerged that the Govern-
ment had banned the consumption of
four other brands by separate manu-
facturers for ethanol contents way be-
low the set national standard for gin,
which should be 37.5 per cent.
SUB-STANDARD
In a circular to all the four manu-
facturers, dated March 24 this year
and signed by Dr Ombacho, the com-
panies were ordered to stop the pro-
duction of the sub-standard products
immediately.
On November 3, 2009, the ministry
sent an alert to all provinces and mu-
nicipalities detailing 28 drinks that
had failed the quality tests.
County public health ofcers were
also instructed to liaise with law en-
forcement agents to seize all the sub-
standard products and take legal ac-
tion against the manufacturers.
But despite the directive, the
brands declared unt for human con-
sumption are still in the market and
being consumed by unsuspecting
drinkers, putting their lives in dan-
ger.
Worse still, they bear the ofcial
mark of quality from the Kenya Bu-
reau of Standards (Kebs).
Our work as the Ministry of Health
is to provide information and techni-
cal details to enforcement agents to
scale up surveillance and crack down
on producers. But there is need for all
stakeholders to work together to com-
bat this trend, Ombacho said.
Ombacho also said the ministry
had received 384 samples of alcoholic
drinks from several manufacturing
companies to ascertain whether they
were t for human consumption.
The Government said the results
would be out by the end of the
month.
The Health ministry and Nacada,
in March, requested for samples from
manufacturers following concerns
about sub-standard and adulterated
alcoholic drinks on offer in the mar-
ket.
In one of the Governments red
ags over illicit drinks on the shelves,
the Ministry of Health in 2012 wrote a
circular to the security agencies and
public health ofcers across the coun-
try to seize all illicit brews and other
alcoholic drinks after three people
died in Kibera after consuming a le-
thal brew.
But despite the high alert, con-
sumption of toxic drinks goes on un-
abated with, questions lingering as to
who should take responsibly for the
impunity.
Mourning Kenyans
count loses KILLER BREWS
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political
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Nacada boss among 52 offcers sent packing
This comes even as the packaging
and sale of alcoholic drinks in sachets,
jerrycans and other unlabelled con-
tainers was banned.
The Government has banned
with immediate effect the hawking of
alcohol, including traders selling out-
side their licensed jurisdiction, Len-
ku announced.
AUTHORISED OFFICERS
He asked Nacada in collaboration
with the public health and county se-
curity committees to review all licenc-
es by proling all manufacturers and
alcoholic drinks outlets.
Molasses should be salted to
make it unt for manufacturing alco-
hol, he announced, adding that there
will be colouring of industrial alcohol
to ensure that it is eliminated as an in-
gredient in any alcoholic drink pro-
duction.
Lenku also announced that he will
gazette authorised ofcers in all coun-
ties for the purpose of enforcement of
laws relating to alcohol and drugs,
adding that the Government was re-
viewing relevant statutes to enhance
penalties and discourage people from
carrying out the illegal trade.
BY FELIX OLICK
The Government has interdicted
52 public ofcers including two chief
executive ofcers over the consump-
tion of illicit brew that has so far
claimed at least 81 lives.
This came even as Interior Cabinet
Secretary Joseph ole Lenku an-
nounced the cancelation of all licenc-
es of manufacturers, distributors and
sellers and ordered those who wish to
continue in business to re-apply in 48
hours. Lenku added that merchants of
the killer brew will be charged with
murder.
The National Authority for Cam-
paign against Alcohol and Drug Abuse
(Nacada) CEO Dr William Okedi and
his anti-counterfeit agency counter-
part Johnson Adera were among the
highying casualties as the reality of
the killer brew sank in.
Mr Lenku also announced the in-
terdiction of ve deputy commission-
ers in the affected counties as well as
intelligence chiefs and OCPDs.
The tough talking minister also
said the Kenya Bureau of Standards
was under their radar, promising that
more heads will roll.
Kebs is under focus because some
of the brands of the killer brew had its
seal, announced the CS yesterday.
So far, however, our investigations
indicate that the seals are fake, he
said.
Speaking after a closed-door meet-
ing with the Inspector General of Po-
lice David Kimaiyo, Health Cabinet
Secretary James Macharia and Naca-
da Chairman John Mututho, Lenku
said Embu County was the most af-
fected, having recorded 36 deaths.
The minister announced stringent
measures to deal with those culpable,
saying the Government will bring
charges of murder against manufac-
turers and sellers of the killer brew.
As number of deaths
continue to rise, Lenku
has also said killer
brew traders will be
charged with murder
By VICTOR NZUMA
and PAUL MUTUA
Three MPs from Machakos Coun-
ty have said that chiefs should not be
blamed for the killer brews. Yester-
day, Mavoko MP Patrick Makau,
Kathianis Robert Mbui and Yattas
Francis Mwangangi said the liquor
had been approved by the Kenya Bu-
reau of Standards (Kebs). It is high
time State mounts checks and bal-
ances to performance of some of its
institutions like Kebs among others
that have failed in their duties, said
Makau.
Elsewhere, Kitui Governor Julius
Malombe has urged the County
Commissioner, his administrators,
security and public health ofcials to
move with speed and curb the ram-
pant sale of illicit brews in the coun-
ty. He regretted that sale of illicit
brews continued unabated despite
introduction of laws to curb it.
Chiefs are not to
blame, say MPs
Mourning Kenyans
count losses
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Sh42.3bn
pension
dispute.
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NLC: Kenyans
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Ardhi House
shutdown.
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By RAWLINGS OTIENO
Less than two out of 10 pu-
pils in the third year of primary
school can read or do basic
mathemetics, a new study has
revealed.
According to the report ti-
tled Are Our Children Learn-
ing? Literacy and Numeracy
Across East Africa and released
by Uwezo, children are not
learning basic literacy skills.
Uwezo is a four-year initia-
tive that aims to improve com-
petencies in literacy and nu-
meracy among children aged
between six to 16 in Kenya,
Tanzania and Uganda.
The study further indicates
that by the time pupils reach
the last year of primary school,
one out of ve East African
children still have not acquired
the basic literacy and numera-
cy skills.
In Kenya, six out of 10 chil-
dren aged 10 to 16 possess
both literacy and numeracy
skills at Grade (Primary) 2 level,
while in Tanzania ve out of 10
do and in Uganda the gure is
four out of 10.
Kenyan districts dominate
the top 10 when ranking all
districts in the region. Howev-
er, Kenya is also home to the
worst performing district in
East Africa, demonstrating
stark inequalities in the coun-
try. Ugandan districts, on the
other hand, occupy all but one
of the bottom 10 places and
tend to do worse overall than
the other two countries.
In all three countries Ke-
nya, Tanzania, and Uganda
children in urban areas out-
perform their rural peers and
children from wealthier fami-
lies show stronger learning
outcomes than those from
poorer households.
LEARNING OUTCOMES
The report paints a grim
picture that East African coun-
tries children are united by
poor learning outcomes but
divided by geography and
wealth.
The assessment reveals that
most of the children are not
mastering basic literacy and
numeracy skills.
The gap between the poor-
est households and the least
poor is over 20 per cent points
in all three countries.
The ndings released by
Uwezo shows that data on
learning outcomes, school
conditions, and households
were collected in every district
across the region through citi-
zen-led household-based as-
sessments.
Uwezo assessed just under
350,000 children aged six to 16
in over 155,000 households in
362 districts in Kenya, Tanza-
nia and Uganda.
Report: Class Three pupils
cant read, do basic maths
President says
this is a frst step
to reconciling the
state ravaged by
fghting, hostilities
President
Uhuru
Kenyatta
speaks with
Gen Okiech
Amum, one
of the four
detainees
released by
the South
Sudanese
Government
at State
House in
Nairobi,
yesterday.
[PHOTO: PSCU]
By PSCU
President Uhuru Kenyatta
yesterday held talks with four
former South Sudanese politi-
cal detainees who paid him a
courtesy call at State House,
Nairobi.
The detainees, who were
released and handed over to
him last week are General Ok-
iech Pagan Amum, Ambassa-
dor Ezekiel Gatkuoth Lol,
General Ajak Oyay Deng, and
General Dr Atem.
South Sudan President
Salva Kiir Mayardit and rebel
leader Riek Machar are set to
meet in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia,
soon and hold face-to-face
talks with the aim of cessation
of hostilities.
President Kenyatta ex-
pressed his appreciation to the
South Sudan leader for taking
Uhuru lauds South Sudan for
freeing political prisoners
bold steps to release all politi-
cal detainees so as to restore
peace in the troubled country.
He urged the four detainees
to participate fully in regional
initiatives to stop the ongoing
ghting and ensure cessation
of hostilities for sustainable
peace in their country.
FIRST STEP
Uhuru said the release of
the four detained with seven
others in January this year was
a rst step to the reconciliation
process in the worlds youngest
nation. He said with no politi-
cal detainees remaining in
South Sudan, the country and
the region can now single-
mindedly and without distrac-
tion focus on the cessation of
ghting.
The President said the steps
taken by the Government of
President Kiir are in the right
direction and a sign of goodwill
in the opening up of humani-
tarian corridors to create a
conducive atmosphere for dis-
placed citizens to return home
and rebuild their lives.
We need to move quickly
to secure the gains so far made
by the Government of South
Sudan and Igad (Intergovern-
mental Authority on Develop-
ment) and move to the next
phase of a face-to-face dia-
logue between President Salva
Kiir and Dr Riek Machar, Uh-
uru added.
The former political prison-
ers expressed regret that their
country was undergoing such
a painful experience even after
gaining independence recent-
ly. Igad special envoys are op-
timistic the meeting between
Kiir and Machar will help end
the killings.
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STATEMENT OF FINANCIAL POSITION Group Bank
31
st
Mar, 2014 31
st
Dec, 2013 31
st
Mar, 2013 31
st
Mar, 2014 31
st
Dec, 2013 31
st
Mar, 2013
Un-audited Audited Un-audited Un-audited Audited Un-audited
Shs 000 Shs 000 Shs 000 Shs 000 Shs 000 Shs 000
ASSETS
Cash ( both Local & Foreign) 1,288,303 1,470,152 1,011,404 852,338 1,094,149 692,444
Balances due from Central Banks 7,425,165 7,273,392 6,072,434 6,342,261 5,950,797 5,392,110
Kenyan Government securities held for dealing purposes - - - - - -
Financial assets at fair value through prot & loss 246,568 155,334 159,065 - - -
Investment Securities:
a) Held to Maturity
a. Kenya Government securities 7,649,289 3,972,106 4,588,247 7,649,289 3,972,106 4,588,247
b. Other securities 1,480,225 1,516,326 1,791,684 - - -
b) Available for sale:
a. Kenya Government securities 11,434,613 11,974,223 10,289,659 11,434,613 11,974,223 10,289,659
b. Other securities 882,556 475,161 218,513 - - -
Deposits and balances due from local banking institutions 1,140,466 518,795 1,956,464 639,231 174,441 1,133,500
Deposits and balances due from banking institutions abroad 2,692,801 5,401,404 2,587,310 2,262,720 4,014,967 2,499,845
Tax recoverable 80,025 188,847 35,732 - - -
Loans and advances to customers (net) 85,458,931 83,493,313 70,603,886 78,558,601 77,114,087 64,130,884
Balances due from banking institutions in the group - - - 1,909,522 2,029,916 1,835,966
Investments in associates - - - - - -
Investments in subsidiary companies - - - 3,365,493 3,365,493 2,988,932
Investments in joint ventures - - - - - -
Investment properties - - - - - -
Property and equipment 1,127,697 1,119,264 1,049,565 831,308 825,910 779,880
Prepaid lease rentals 7,219 7,250 7,344 7,219 7,250 7,344
Intangible assets 1,047,921 1,095,155 1,135,784 586,707 629,560 638,423
Deferred tax asset 328,840 328,788 245,731 302,270 302,269 241,808
Retirement benet asset - - - - - -
Other assets 2,544,612 2,073,229 1,530,647 2,150,383 1,461,646 1,131,446
TOTAL ASSETS 124,835,231 121,062,739 103,283,469 116,891,955 112,916,814 96,350,488
LIABILITIES
Balances due to Central Banks - - - - - -
Customer deposits 92,373,728 91,565,005 78,387,595 85,589,814 84,236,189 72,246,785
Deposits and balances due to local banking institutions 4,042,566 3,417,396 2,290,982 3,351,558 2,431,233 1,653,645
Deposits and balances due to foreign banking institutions 2,721,209 2,478,938 304,178 2,721,209 2,478,938 304,178
Other money market deposits - - - - - -
Borrowed funds 4,109,685 3,628,169 3,649,354 3,646,611 3,628,169 3,649,354
Balances due to banking institutions in the group - - - 9,991 47,741 391,367
Tax payable 659,884 306,709 747,034 648,785 296,595 743,463
Dividends payable - - - - - -
Deferred tax liability - - - - - -
Retirement benet liability - - - - - -
Other liabilities 2,073,027 2,097,616 1,697,721 2,036,698 2,167,020 1,734,991
TOTAL LIABILITIES 105,980,099 103,493,833 87,076,864 98,004,666 95,285,885 80,723,783
EQUITY
Paid up /Assigned capital 2,714,921 2,714,921 2,714,921 2,714,921 2,714,921 2,714,921
Share premium 1,208,068 1,208,068 1,208,242 1,208,068 1,208,068 1,208,242
Revaluation reserves 189,545 189,545 155,083 189,545 189,545 155,083
Retained earnings 13,994,746 12,592,743 10,998,777 13,478,136 12,591,876 10,716,585
Statutory loan reserves 939,021 975,617 654,469 752,081 729,104 600,112
Other reserves (990,320) (896,738) (559,374) 137,298 (209,823) (311,222)
Proposed dividends 407,240 407,238 542,984 407,240 407,238 542,984
Capital grants - - - - - -
18,463,221 17,191,394 15,715,102 18,887,289 17,630,929 15,626,705
Non-controlling interests 391,911 377,512 491,503 - - -
TOTAL EQUITY 18,855,132 17,568,906 16,206,605 18,887,289 17,630,929 15,626,705
TOTAL LIABILITIES AND EQUITY 124,835,231 121,062,739 103,283,469 116,891,955 112,916,814 96,350,488
STATEMENT OF COMPREHENSIVE INCOME Group Bank
31st March, 2014 31st Dec, 2013 31st March, 2013 31st March, 2014 31st Dec, 2013 31st March, 2013
Un-audited Audited Un-audited Un-audited Audited Un-audited
Shs 000 Shs 000 Shs 000 Shs 000 Shs 000 Shs 000
INTEREST INCOME
Loans and advances 2,576,728 9,604,199 2,232,704 2,346,809 8,592,080 2,018,135
Government securities 497,928 1,792,456 490,392 428,576 1,568,197 440,924
Deposits and placements with banking institutions 122,376 245,761 33,396 80,191 152,981 21,061
Other Interest Income - 18,488
TOTAL INTEREST INCOME 3,197,032 11,642,416 2,774,980 2,855,576 10,313,258 2,480,120
INTEREST EXPENSE
Customer deposits 1,345,717 4,001,168 1,012,525 1,218,444 3,535,051 914,158
Deposits and placement from banking institutions 96,503 216,494 59,545 48,108 122,930 42,032
Other interest expenses 20,141 156,775 20,943 17,476 121,497 17,636
TOTAL INTEREST EXPENSE 1,462,361 4,374,437 1,093,013 1,284,028 3,779,478 973,826
NET INTEREST INCOME 1,734,671 7,267,979 1,681,967 1,571,548 6,533,780 1,506,294
OTHER OPERATING INCOME
Fees and commissions on loans and advances 232,984 880,429 140,720 203,131 799,318 157,937
Other fees and commissions 108,925 634,665 98,181 90,451 336,894 60,688
Foreign exchange trading income 340,401 1,146,510 350,840 314,860 1,018,443 305,467
Dividend Income - - - - - -
Other income 161,095 556,715 152,109 112,311 465,460 79,823
TOTAL NON-INTEREST INCOME 843,405 3,218,319 741,850 720,753 2,620,115 603,915
TOTAL OPERATING INCOME 2,578,076 10,486,298 2,423,817 2,292,301 9,153,895 2,110,210
OPERATING EXPENSES
Loan loss provision 118,961 1,092,873 142,028 146,072 479,185 97,060
Staff costs 570,046 2,151,757 523,821 465,554 1,744,568 411,856
Directors emoluments 34,771 215,751 33,250 22,958 152,282 20,391
Rental charges 72,246 252,667 61,867 42,840 138,420 33,193
Depreciation charge on property and equipment 63,190 249,232 61,658 52,074 202,772 50,624
Amortisation charges 50,007 196,875 44,587 43,592 161,193 38,125
Other operating expenses 314,156 1,317,571 317,942 257,281 1,054,618 254,541
TOTAL OPERATING EXPENSES 1,223,377 5,476,726 1,185,153 1,030,371 3,933,038 905,790
Prot before tax and exceptional items 1,354,699 5,009,572 1,238,664 1,261,930 5,220,857 1,204,420
Exceptional items - - - - - -
PROFIT AFTER EXCEPTIONAL ITEMS 1,354,699 5,009,572 1,238,664 1,261,930 5,220,857 1,204,420
Current tax (380,716) (1,803,410) (370,882) (352,694) (1,854,684) (361,326)
Deferred tax - 31,140 - - 19,403 -
PROFIT AFTER TAX AND EXCEPTIONAL ITEMS 973,983 3,237,302 867,782 909,236 3,385,576 843,094
Other Comprehensive Income:
a. Exchange differences on translation of foreign operations 113,562 (122,324) 326,719 - - -
b. Fair value changes in available-for-sale nancial assets 347,121 (175,407) (280,435) 347,121 (179,036) (280,435)
c. Revaluation surplus on property, plant and equipment - 39,243 - - 39,243 -
d. Share of comprehensive income of associates - - - - - -
e. Income tax relating to components of other comprehensive
income
-
- - - - -
OTHER COMPREHENSIVE INCOME FOR THE YEAR
NET OF TAX
460,683 (258,488) 46,284 347,121 (139,793) (280,435)
TOTAL COMPREHENSIVE INCOME FOR THE YEAR 1,434,666 2,978,814 914,066 1,256,357 3,245,783 562,659
Shs Shs Shs Shs Shs Shs
EARNINGS PER SHARE- BASIC & DILUTED 1.79 6.12 1.60 1.67 6.24 1.55
INTERIM DIVIDEND PER SHARE - PAID - 0.25 - - 0.25 -
FINAL DIVIDEND PER SHARE - DECLARED - 0.75 - - 0.75 -
The Board of Directors of NIC Bank Limited is pleased to announce the Un-audited nancial results of the Group and Bank for the period ended 31
st
March, 2014.
The nancial statements are extracts from the books of the institution. The complete set of quarterly nancial statements, statutory and qualitative disclosures can
be accessed on the institutions website www.nic-bank.com. They may also be accessed at the institutions head ofce located at NIC House, Masaba Road,
Nairobi.
JPM NDEGWA J GACHORA L MURAGE
CHAIRMAN GROUP MANAGING DIRECTOR GROUP COMPANY SECRETARY
NOTICE OF THE ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING
Notice is hereby given that the fty fourth Annual General Meeting of the shareholders of NIC Bank Limited will be held at
the Kenyatta International Conference Centre (KICC), Nairobi on Wednesday 21
st
May 2014, at 11.00 am for the following
purposes:-
1. To read the Notice convening the Meeting.
2. To receive, consider and if thought t, adopt the Financial Statements for the year ended 31
st
December 2013 and the Directors
and Auditors Reports thereon.
3. To conrm the payment of the interim dividend of Shs 0.25 per share paid on 1
st
October 2013 and to approve the payment of a
nal dividend of Shs 0.75 (2012 rst and nal dividend of Shs 1.00 per share) on the paid up capital of Shs 2,714,920,740.
4. To approve the payment of fees to the Directors for the year ended 31
st
December 2013.
5. To elect Directors:
I. In accordance with Articles 97 of the Companys Articles of Association, John Gachora and Kairo Thuo who were appointed to
the Board since the last Annual General Meeting, retire from ofce and, being eligible, offer themselves for re-election.
II. In accordance with Articles 108, 109 and 110 of the Companys Articles of Association, the following directors retire by rotation
and being eligible, offer themselves for re-election:
i. A S M Ndegwa
ii. P V Shah
iii. 1 Ochola-Wilson
6. To note that PricewaterhouseCoopers will continue in ofce as the Auditors by virtue of section 159(2) of the Companies Act
(Cap.486) subject to Central Bank of Kenya approval in accordance with section 24(1) of the Banking Act (Cap.488) and to
authorize the Directors to x their remuneration.
7. Bonus issue
To consider and if thought t, pass the following resolution which will be proposed as an ORDINARY RESOLUTION;
That it is desirable in pursuance of Article 152 of the Articles of Association to capitalize the sum of Shs 271,492,075 being part of
the amount standing to the credit of the share premium reserve of the company and accordingly that such sum be capitalized and
that the Directors be and are hereby authorized and directed to appropriate such sum to the holders of ordinary shares registered
at the close of business on 8
th
May, 2014 having received the necessary consent from the relevant authorities, for an issue in
proportion to the number of ordinary shares held by them respectively on 8
th
May, 2014 and to apply such sum on behalf of such
holders in paying up in full at par 54,298,415 of the unissued shares of the capital of the company, such shares to be allotted,
distributed and credited as fully paid up to and amongst such holders in the proportion of one new ordinary share for every ten
ordinary shares then held, and that such new shares shall rank for all purposes pari passu with the existing issued ordinary shares
of the Company and that the Directors be and are hereby also authorized generally to do and effect all acts and things required to
give effect to this Resolution and to deal with fractions in such manner as they think t subject always to the Articles of Association
of the Company.
8. To transact any other business of the Annual General Meeting of which due notice has been received.
BY ORDER OF THE BOARD
Livingstone Murage
Group Company Secretary
Nairobi
3
rd
April 2014
1. A Member entitled to attend and vote at the meeting and who is unable to attend is entitled to appoint a proxy to attend
and vote on his, her or its behalf. A proxy need not be a Member of the Company. To be valid a proxy must be duly
completed by the Member and lodged with the Group Company Secretary at the Companys registered ofce situated at
NIC Bank Limited, NIC House, Masaba Road, Nairobi, Kenya, before 11 am on Monday 19
th
May 2014, failing which it will
be invalid. In the case of a Member which is a corporate body then the proxy must be given under its common seal.
2. A copy of this notice, proxy form and full copy of the Group nancial statements including explanatory notes are
available from our website www.nic-bank.com or a printed copy may be obtained from the Companys share registrars,
Custody & Registrar Services Limited upon request and will also be made available at the venue on the day of the Annual
General Meeting.
OTHER DISCLOSURES Group Bank
31
st
Mar, 2014 31
st
Dec, 2013 31
st
Mar, 2013 31
st
Mar, 2014 31
st
Dec, 2013 31
st
March, 2013
Un-audited Audited Un-audited Un-audited Audited Un-audited
Shs 000 Shs 000 Shs 000 Shs 000 Shs 000 Shs 000
1.NON-PERFORMING LOANS AND ADVANCES
(a) Gross Non-performing loans and advances 6,065,222 6,597,413 3,723,911 5,444,319 5,082,652 3,447,822
(b) Less Interest in Suspense 2,221,853 2,076,487 1,378,869 2,134,240 1,943,931 1,328,254
(c)TOTAL NON-PERFORMING LOANS AND ADVANCES (a-b) 3,843,369 4,520,926 2,345,042 3,310,079 3,138,721 2,119,568
(d) Less Loan Loss Provision 2,564,779 2,592,033 1,698,187 2,196,983 1,996,325 1,640,006
(e) NET NON-PERFORMING LOANS AND ADVANCES (c-d) 1,278,590 1,928,893 646,855 1,113,096 1,142,396 479,562
(f) Discounted Value of Securities 1,278,590 1,928,893 646,855 1,113,096 1,142,396 479,562
(g) NET NPLS EXPOSURE (e-f) - - - - - -
2.INSIDER LOANS AND ADVANCES
(a) Directors, Shareholders and Associates 822,917 1,133,253 1,234,440 791,888 1,133,253 1,226,166
(b) Employees 866,351 822,165 654,681 858,577 781,758 640,144
(c)TOTAL INSIDER LOANS AND ADVANCES AND
OTHER FACILITIES 1,689,268
1,955,418 1,889,121 1,650,465 1,915,011 1,866,310
3.OFF-BALANCE SHEET ITEMS
(a) Letters of credit,guarantees, acceptances 19,905,113 15,173,538 14,831,233 19,465,125 14,502,794 14,707,739
(b) Forwards, Swaps and options 28,681,353 34,630,655 17,682,926 28,016,063 24,858,686 17,462,516
(c) Other contingent liabilities 216,816 132,300 - - - -
(d)TOTAL CONTINGENT LIABILITIES 48,803,281 49,936,493 32,514,159 47,481,188 39,361,480 32,170,255
4.CAPITAL STRENGTH
(a) Core capital 14,132,515 14,108,111 11,780,770
(b) Minimum Statutory Capital 1,000,000 1,000,000 1,000,000
(c) Excess (a-b) 13,132,515 13,108,111 10,780,770
(d) Supplementary Capital 799,467 767,875 638,883
(e) TOTAL CAPITAL (a+d) 14,931,982 14,875,986 12,419,653
(f) TOTAL RISK WEIGHTED ASSETS 120,013,924 95,219,586 81,972,858
(g) Core Capital / Total deposits liabilities 16.56% 16.79% 16.34%
(h) Minimum statutory ratio 8.00% 8.00% 8.00%
(I) Excess (g-h) 8.56% 8.79% 8.34%
(j) Core Capital / Total risk weighted assets 11.78% 14.82% 12.45%
(k) Minimum statutory ratio 8.00% 8.00% 8.00%
(l) Excess (j-k) 3.78% 6.82% 4.45%
(m) Total Capital / Total risk weighted assets 12.44% 15.62% 13.12%
(n) Minimum statutory ratio 12.00% 12.00% 12.00%
(o) Excess (m-n) 0.44% 3.62% 1.12%
5. LIQUIDITY
(a) Liquidity Ratio 29.17% 28.54% 33.22%
(b) Minimum statutory ratio 20.00% 20.00% 20.00%
(c) Excess (a-b) 9.17% 8.54% 13.22%
Page 10 / NATIONAL: COURTS Friday, May 9, 2014 / The Standard
NLC: Kenyans to lose in
Ardhi House shutdown
Land agency says
losses will be made
as a result of stalled
operations at its
various offces
National Land Commission Chairman Mohamed Swazuri (right) with Vice-Chairperson Abigael Mbagaya leave the
Milimani Law Courts yesterday. [PHOTO: FIDELIS KABUNYI/STANDARD]
LAND COMMISSIONS ARGUMENT
NLC contends that actualising public notices
that decreed offces be closed to digitalise oper-
ations in the lands docket for 10 days has paraly-
sed the operations of the petitioner
NLC claims that strangers are handling docu-
ments at the records registry, which may result
in tampering with records
The land agency said some records may be
plucked out of the registry fles, which would
gravely prejudice the petitioners operations
The commission said it has been receiving com-
plaints from the public but has been unable to
execute its mandate
By KURIAN MUSA
Kenyans are the losers in the
10-day closure of lands services,
the National Land Commission
(NLC) has said in an application
led at the High Court.
Kenyans will continue making
losses due to stalled activities at
Nairobis central registry, records
registry and the banking hall, the
lands agency argued.
The ministry and the cabinet
secretary have denied access
members of the public wishing to
transact business at the Lands of-
ces, reads NLCs application be-
fore judge David Majanja.
Majanja certied the case as
urgent and directed that the agen-
cy serves suit papers and appears
before him today.
He did not, however, grant an
order to allow unfettered access of
the staff and ofcers of NLC as
well as the public to Ardhi House
until the nal determination of
the application. The suit further stat-
ed commission ofcers and their staff
have for the last three days been de-
nied access to the registries, housing
les and correspondences.
LODGED PETITION
NLC Chairman Mohamed Swazuri
led a team of commissioners from his
ofce to lodge the petition.
The agency accused Lands Cabi-
net Secretary Charity Ngilu (pictured)
of deploying a contingent of heavily
armed ofcers to man the main gate.
Ardhi House is now working un-
der instructions and continued intim-
idation from the ministry ofcials and
the said heavily armed ofcers, he
said in a court document.
But Majanja, in a chamber sum-
mons, directed the same petition be
served on all respondents Ministry
of Lands, Ngilu and the Attorney Gen-
eral, forthwith.
He will give further directions to-
day at noon on whether to issue tem-
porary conservatory orders suspend-
ing the public notices issued by Ngilu
and published in national newspa-
pers on May 2, pending hearing and
determination of the application.
NLC seeks a declaration that the
public notices issued by Ngilu are un-
constitutional and therefore null and
void. Ngilu is expected to make a re-
sponse in court.
By PKEMOI NGENOH
A city court has remanded a man
who lied to a police ofcer that he was
a victim of one of Sundays bus explo-
sions along the Thika Superhighway.
Dickson Ochieng Aguko alias Ken-
vix was yesterday charged at the
Makadara Law Courts for giving false
information to a person employed in
the public service.
On May 6, Ochieng allegedly in-
formed one constable Isaac Mukambi
attached to Kasarani Police Station
that he was among the passengers
aboard the Mwiki bus that was blown
up, seriously injuring passengers
while three others lost their lives.
According to police, his intention
was to be included in the list of vic-
tims of Sundays attack, presumably
for compensation.
Ochieng was also charged with
failing to register as a Kenyan citizen
contrary to the law, having attained
the required age of 18 years to acquire
a national identity card.
The court heard that Ochieng was
travelling from Mwiki to Roasters
along Thika Road where he alighted
but the bus explosion occurred at
Homeland bus stop.
He, however, presented himself at
the Kiambu District Hospital posing
as an injured passenger.
Appearing before Makadara Chief
Magistrate Emily Ominde, Ochieng
pleaded guilty.
By KURIAN MUSA
The defense closed its submis-
sions yesterday in a case in which six
suspects are charged with the murder
of Catholic Bishop Luigi Locati.
The accused, former Catholic
priest Father Guyo Waqo Malley, Mo-
hammed Molu Bagajo, Aden Ibrahim
Mohamed, Mahati Ali Halake, Diqa
Wario and Roba Balla Bariche, have
denied the charge.
They appeared before Justice Fred
Ochieng and denied being directly
linked to the murder.
They claimed they were coerced
into admitting the offence by the po-
lice after being tortured.
In video evidence produced in
court, the accused claimed they were
falsely identied at a parade after a
torture ordeal that made them con-
fess falsely so as to end the pain.
In 2005, the suspects were charged
with the death of the 76-year-old cler-
ic in a case where High Court judge
Weldon Korir testied.
The case has been heard by sever-
al judges.
The accused further said that be-
ing arraigned in court does not mean
they committed murder. They said a
gun produced in court as the one used
to commit the crime does not link
them to the murder.
G3 MAGAZINE
The motive behind the killing has
not been established, said their law-
yer, Onchari Ombongi.
The prosecutor recanted the
claims of the accused, saying the six
freely and voluntarily participated in
the investigations.
They all looked relaxed, comfort-
able and free. A beaten person would
not look like that, prosecutor Jackton
Ochieng told the court.
Despite not being arrested at the
scene of the crime, the prosecution
said all exhibits the gun and the vid-
eo produced linked them to the kill-
ing.
Their self-serving confessions
and a G3 magazine found at the crime
scene that linked Mohamed and
Bariche are evidence, said the pros-
ecutor.
Moreover, Bariche who worked
with a community-based organisa-
tion dealing with family affairs and
potato business was away on the al-
leged date of the crime, lawyer On-
chari Ombongi submitted.
The late bishop is alleged to have
asked Guyo to stop soliciting for do-
nor funds and this did not go down
well with him.
Man remanded
for lying he was
a blast victim
Defence closes
argument in
Bishop Locati
murder case
Woman with
bhang charged
By FAITH KARANJA
A woman who allegedly attempted
to sneak into Kenyatta National Hos-
pital (KNH) with bhang was yesterday
arraigned at the Kibera law courts and
charged with being in possession of
narcotics.
Christine Mbaka Musee who ap-
peared before acting Senior Principal
Magistrate E Juma denied the charg-
es.
The accused, a capital remandee
at Langata Women GK Prison, was es-
corted to KNH by an ofcer for dental
check-up carrying a white paper bag
on Wednesday, May 7.
It is alleged the bag appeared to
contain lotions and snacks, but upon
leaving it outside the facility, hospital
ofcials found another black paper
bag in the white one containing 102
rolls of bhang.
Appeal Court declines to free three on death penalty
By MURIMI MWANGI
The Court of Appeal in Nyeri has
declined to free three men sentenced
to death for lynching a miraa thief
more than nine years ago.
On December 8, 2011, Nana
Mameru, Jacob Mwithalie and Kibiku
Mikiamba had been convicted by the
Meru High Court of killing John
Mugambi in Meru North on March 19,
2005 after accosting him in their vil-
lage.
Nyeri appellate judges Alnashir
Visram, Martha Koome and Otieno
Odek noted the three were in the gang
that hacked the deceased to death in
broad daylight, accusing him of steal-
ing miraa.
A 16-year-old boy who testied at
the High Court narrated how the gang
frogmatched the deceased to a foot-
path where they gruesomely slashed
him severally on the neck and back.
PREJUDICIAL EVIDENCE
Peter Karomo, a neighbour to the
deceased, said the men cornered the
deceased at a nearby path where they
attacked him with slashers and a ma-
chete.
In their appeal, the suspects
through lawyer Edwin Kimathi, ac-
cused Lady Justice Jesse Lessit who
sentenced them to death of ignoring
their defence while convicting them.
Kimathi said the accused in their
defence had told the court that there
existed a grudge between them and
the family of the deceased, and that
the family members who testied in
court may have given prejudicial evi-
dence. This, he said weighed down
the probative evidence of the prose-
cution, which he claimed the trial
judge never interrogated.
But state counsel Jalson Makori
told the court that the evidence of the
four eyewitnesses was consistent and
well corroborated.
Ultimately, the judges ruled that
the existence of the alleged grudge
did not prevent the appellants from
having the requisite malice afore-
thought for the offence of murder.
Friday, May 9, 2014 / The Standard NATIONAL NEWS / Page 11
By KAMAU MAICHUHIE
An MP has come to the defence of
Interior Cabinet Secretary Joseph ole
Lenku, Inspector General of Police
David Kimaiyo and spy boss Michael
Gichangi over growing calls for their
sacking for allegedly failing to contain
insecurity.
At the same time, the Government
has been asked to step up anti-terror
war by coming up with a more co-
ordinated intelligence sharing system
between the National Intelligence
Service (NIS), police and other secu-
rity agencies.
Defending the three security
bosses, Ruiru MP Esther Gathogo said
they are not entirely to blame for the
increased insecurity because security
is a collective responsibility for all
Kenyans.
She urged Kenyans to partner with
the Government in the ght against
crime by providing information that
may help in curbing insecurity.
The Government has been urging
people tirelessly to embrace commu-
nity policing and Nyumba Kumi ini-
tiative with a view of slaying the
Lawmaker defends security bosses
Ruiru MP wants
all Kenyans to take
responsibility for rising
terror threat instead of
calling for sackings
dragon of insecurity, the MP said.
The House Committee on Admin-
istration and National Security chaired
by Asman Kamama (Tiaty) has warned
Lenku and Kimaiyo to prepare for
stern action if there are no tangible
strategies on the ground to deal with
spiraling wave of terrorist attach
She called upon the security agen-
cies like the police to be patriotic
while discharging their duties and
urged them not to turn a blind eye on
illegal equipment and suspicious
characters.
And Soin/Sigowet MP Justice Ke-
mei said the recent spate of bomb
explosions in the country was leaving
Kenyans wondering whether NIS,
police and other security agencies
were working in tandem.
CO-ORDINATED SYSTEM
Kenyans are wondering whether
NIS has done enough and shared the
intelligence with the police and other
security agencies so that they can be
in a position to act before terrorists
strike. That is why the Government
must ensure that there is a more co-
ordinated intelligence sharing sys-
tem, said Kemei.
Speaking to the Press in Kericho
town, the MP said the Government
must demonstrate that it has a rm
grip on security matters and that it is
committed to protecting the lives and
property of Kenyans.
The Government must know who
are the terror suspects, their nan-
ciers and the source of weapons being
used, said Kemei.
By CYRUS OMBATI
There was a sigh of relief when
police opened a bag along Riverside
Drive, Nairobi, suspected to contain a
bomb only to nd a cat.
The incident had prompted evacu-
ation from several ofces, including
those of Synovate.
Police said they were informed the
bag was dropped there by motorists
driving in a Probox. However, their
particulars were not taken but inves-
tigations have been launched.
When we were called we took
precaution and checked it rst only to
nd a cat inside, said Nairobi police
boss Benson Kibue.
STAFF EVACUATED
He urged for continued vigilance
in the wake of terror threats.
People should not give up. We
urge for their continued support and
vigilance, he said.
The incident came a day after De-
velopment House, along Nairobis
Moi Avenue, was cordoned off after
the public spotted an unattended lug-
gage outside an ATM booth.
Police arrived at the scene, evacu-
ated staff and customers from the
Nakumatt supermarket, which is right
opposite where the bag was, and
waited for the bomb experts to ar-
rive.
Alarm as police
nd cat in
abandoned bag
Open day
Participants at the Fifth University of Nairobi Open Day which was launched
yesterday by the Institutions Chancellor Dr Vijoo Rattansi at the main cam-
pus. The three-day event will end on Saturday. [PHOTO: COURTESY]
NOTICE is given that the above mentioned Part Development Plan was
completed on 13/02/2014.
The Part Development Plan relates to land situated within Kipkelion town,
Kipkelion West Sub County of Kericho County.
Copies of the Development Plan have been deposited for public inspection at
the ofces of the County Physical Planning ofcer, Public Works Building
and Sub County Administrator, Kipkelion West Sub County ofces.
The copies so deposited are available for inspection free of charge by all
persons interested at the County Physical Planning Ofcer ofces, Public
Works Building and Sub County Administrator, Kipkelion West Sub
County ofces between the hours of 8.00am and 5.00 pm Monday to
Friday.
Any interested person who wishes to make any representation in connection
with or objection to the above named Part Development Plan may send
such representation or objections in writing to be received by the County
Physical Planning ofcer, P.O. BOX 1036-20200, Kericho, within sixty(60)
days from the date of publication of this notice and such representation or
objection shall state the grounds on which it is made.
Dated the 20
th
February, 2014
M.K. Ngundo
For: Director of Physical Planning
PUBLIC NOTICE
THE PHYSICAL PLANNING ACT CAP 286
(No.6 of 2006)
(PDP NO: R45/14/01-PROPOSED SITE FOR
NATIONAL HOUSING CORPORATION)
Page 12 / NATIONAL NEWS
House team probes TSC, retired
tutors Sh42.3bn pension dispute
By RAWLINGS OTIENO
and FELIX OLICK
A dispute in which 52,000 retired
teachers are seeking to have their
Sh42.3 billion pensions award hon-
oured has found its way to Parlia-
ment.
Yesterday, the retired teachers and
the Teachers Service Commission
(TSC) clashed on the actual gures
before the Parliamentary Committee
on Education as MPs called for good-
will to unlock the deadlock.
Committee Chairperson Sabina
Chege said the payments were long
overdue and challenged the Govern-
Head of EU
Delegation to
Kenya, Ambassa-
dor Lodewijk Briet
and Ambassador
Robert Ngesu, the
political and
diplomatic
secretary in the
Ministry of Foreign
Affairs and
International
Trade open the
Trade and
Investment Expo
and Forum
themed: EU-Kenya
partnership,
Championing
Growth and
Prosperity
Through Private
Sector initiative at
the KICC grounds
yesterday. [PHOTO:
MAXWELL AGWAN-
DA/STANDARD]
Lawmakers accuse
commission of infating
fgures to make it
diffcult for State to pay
By WILFRED AYAGA
Members of the National Assembly
now want to have the same powers as
those held by Senate in the removal of
a county governor.
A Bill seeking to give the National
Assembly similar mandate with that
of the Senate in the impeachment of
country governors has already been
drafted, in a move that could be inter-
preted as opening another sequel to
the powerplay between the two
Houses.
The Bill, sponsored by Adan
Keynan (Eldas) seeks to amend the
County Government Act, which cur-
rently gives the Senate unbridled
powers in the sacking of governors
and vest them in both Houses.
The principal objective of this Bill
is to provide for the involvement of
either House of Parliament in the re-
moval of a governor from ofce, said
Keynan.
He said the Bill gives effect to Ar-
ticle 95 of the Constitution, which
empowers the National Assembly to
review the conduct of State ofcers.
The same article also empowers the
Senate to protect the interest of
county governments.
ORDINARY CITIZENS
Article 181 (2) empowers Parlia-
ment to enact legislation providing
for the procedure of removal of a
county governor, he said.
If it becomes law, the Bill will take
away the powers of the Members of
County assemblies to set in motion
the process of impeachment and
place them on ordinary citizens.
A member of the public may peti-
tion the Speaker of either House of
Parliament for the removal of a gover-
nor on the grounds specied under
Article 181 (1) of the Constitution,
the draft Bill reads in part.
The Bill was, however opposed by
a number of MPs who said MPs sup-
porting the Bill are setting up the
National Assembly for another con-
ict with the Senate.
The proposals as they are will
bring conicts between MPs and the
Senate. It is not our role as MPs to
remove governors from ofce, said
Rarieda MP Nicholas Gumbo. Among
the MPs who support the proposals
are Paul Otuoma (Funyula) and Chris
Wamalwa (Kiminini).
MPs want say
in impeaching
governors
By RAWLINGS OTIENO
The Kenya and French govern-
ments have renewed the scientic
cooperation in various research pro-
grammes in the country for the next
ve years at a cost of Sh765 million.
The cooperation will involve re-
searchers carrying out activities in
the elds of heritage, socio-econom-
ic and political changes, agronomy,
livestock production and climate
change adaptation.
Education Cabinet Secretary Ja-
cob Kaimenyi said the Kenya Gov-
ernment will offer maximum sup-
port to ensure successful
implementation.
More than 100 Kenyan junior
researchers have participated in
these research programmes in Kenya
and France and benetted from
pedagogical and nancial (scholar-
ships) support to strengthen their
capacity of teaching and conducting
research, said Kaimenyi.
The CS made the remarks after
signing the cooperation; on behalf of
the Kenyan Government while
France Ambassador to Kenya Rmi
Marchaux, signed on behalf of the
French Government in Nairobi yes-
terday. The agreement dubbed The
Kenya-France Science and Technol-
ogy Cooperation Agreement follows
the completion of the rst phase of
the cooperation that was signed in
2009 and ended this year.
RETIREES FIGHT FOR PAY
LANDS IN PARLIAMENT
Some 52,000 retired tutors
want TSC forced to pay them
Sh42.3 billion
Attorney General Githu
Muigai will convene a meet-
ing between the retirees, the
National Treasury and TSC on
June 17
Education committees chair
Sabina Chege said the pay-
ments are long overdue and
challenged the Government to
honour court ruling
By PSCU
Mosquito nets, shing nets, spe-
cialised solar equipment and materi-
als used for making animal feeds
have been exempted from Value
added tax.
This is after President Uhuru Ke-
nyatta yesterday signed into law the
Value Added Tax (amendment) Bill
and the Public Finance Management
(amendment) Bill.
The amendments to the public
nance Bill will rationalise the man-
agement of public nances and give
Treasury Cabinet Secretary powers to
sign for external loans on behalf of
the Government.
Deputy President William Ruto
was present as the Speaker of the
National Assembly Justin Muturi,
Majority Leader Aden Duale and Njee
Muturi, the Solicitor General pre-
sented the two Bills for the Presidents
approval.
The new law is meant to ease the
cost of living which drastically sky
rocketed after the VAT Bill was signed
into law last year. The amendments
take effect immediately.
Mosquito nets exempted from
VAT as Uhuru assents to Bills
Kenya, France sign research pact
Education CS Jacob Kaimenyi
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Unity of purpose
Friday, May 9, 2014 / The Standard
ment to honour the Court ruling.
These teachers are old and we are
asking the Government to do justice
for them. TSC and the Attorney Gen-
erals ofce should not inate the
gures to discourage the Government
from paying, Sabina told The Stan-
dard after their closed-door meeting.
She said the retired teachers are
senior members of the society, whose
contribution to the nation should be
respected, adding that when the is-
sue was rst raised before the com-
mittee more than 500 retired teachers
had died due to natural attrition.
She said AG Githu Muigai will
convene a meeting between the re-
tirees, the National Treasury and TSC
on June 17.
She disclosed that the retirees
indicated that they only want the
Sh42.1 billion they had requested, but
not gure Treasury is presenting
which includes allowances and other
benets.
What the retired teachers are ask-
ing for is only the salary awarded in
the 1997 deal and not other allow-
ances like the house and commuter
allowance. They no longer go to work
so they cannot ask for commuter al-
lowances, she said.
Bomet Central MP Ronald Tonui
warned the Government to stop play-
ing tricks with the teachers welfare.
He said he will move a motion to com-
pel the State to increase the budgetary
allocation to recruit more teachers
and pay the retired ones.
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Friday, May 9, 2014 / The Standard
Why threats will not
stop illicit brews
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F
or the umpteenth time, Kenyans are being
treated to dire warnings issued to police,
chiefs and their assistants in relation to killer
brews. While it is their responsibility to stop illicit
brews in their regions, we all know that Government is
appeasing an increasingly restless populace fed up
with lethargy within the law enforcement agencies. Yet
more needs to be done.
It has been established the brew that killed over 80
people in five counties was laced with methanol. This
is a toxic and highly flammable liquid. Only a few
outlets are licensed to supply it to factories.
The Kenya Pharmacy and Poisons Board should
commence investigations to establish who made the
irregular sale of the substance to local brewers result-
ing in the needless deaths.
Calls on the Government to fund small brewers
make sense.
The demand for cheap and illegal brews calls for
shortcuts that are often fatal. It is a truism that the
consumption of liquor will not go away any time soon
and the best the government can do is avoid unneces-
sary deaths through prudent legislation.
Neighbouring Uganda has legalised the local brew
popularly known as waragi.
Those that prepare it conform to strict standards set
by the Government. Outlets which sale this beer are
licensed and news of deaths arising from drinking
waragi are unheard of. The same is the case with South
Africa and the local beer popularly known as Umqom-
boti.
Busaa and changaa should be licensed as well.
The alternative is for the Government to give
incentives like tax exemptions to the major beer
companies to produce a cheaper brand that a majority
of drinkers can afford to buy for themselves.
Senator Keg a product of Kenya Breweries Ltd was
introduced to address that in 2004, but its production
was halted after the Government taxed it last year.
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COVER GIRL
SPOTLIGHT
FROM ZENITH TO ZEIN
Zein Noor was the star
TV anchor gracing our
screens a few years back,
rising to the very top with
her smashing looks and
lovely voice. Then she just
vanished, with rumours of an
emotional meltdown at work
doing the rounds. We talked
to her, to separate fact from
ction. PAGE 6
MICCHECK
AYEIYAA, NOT POA
With recent reports that the
famous comedian, Ayeiyaa
Poa Poa aka AKA, had
become insane, we went
to investigate from him, his
friends, colleagues to nd
out what exactly could,
or could not be, ailing the
funnyman.
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SPECIAL FEATURE
REFIGAHS RITES
Last Saturday, Grandpa
CEO tied the knot to his
long-time sweetheart,
Mahadia Omar, in a
ceremony that combined
three distinct cultures, over
three eventful days and
witnessed by a hoard of
local celebrities. PAGE 17
SECOND FEATURE
STRIPS OF BUSINESS
Strip clubs have become
common fare in towns
across the country and
Pulse had an opportunity to
visit some of these clubs,
where display of esh is the
tool of trade and got talking
to some of the strippers.
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n Labour
Day,
together
with my
good
friend Tom Aosa aka Mr
President, an investor
called Rushein and
colleague Elvis Ogina, we
rolled down to Imara
Daima for a basketball
tournament.
See, the likes of
Shafe, Collo, Bamboo,
Pierra, Nonini, KayDee,
Maurice O, Big Kev,
Rabbit, Wawesh and
Jalas among other
showbiz peeps and some ne splengs have had this
B-ball thing going on for the last three months and
this was the rst major tournament comprising a
number of teams. It was a Sh100,000 winners affair.
From pioneers like Pili Pili to newcomers like Kus
Ma his showbiz girlfriend Tiri, everyone was literary
here for the cool game.
I will blame Nonini for my failure to eld in our team
as he got my jersey in late, and the sneakers are still in
high seas... Nevertheless, I did spin a ball. KayDee and
Pierra spiced the party with good hip hop and with the
likes of St Eve, Boyo, Debbie Asila and the team from
Sub Sahara Records, here we were, leading the
cheering squad. The celebs carried the day.
Basically, it is so amazing how our celebrities are
uniting through initiatives like B-Ball and charity
events. Here at Pulse, we are at the frontline of this
newly found unity through events like last Wednes-
days Industry Night celebrity affair at Carnivore and
now, the basketball tournament. Dont be left out!
Talking about B matters, they now insist that the
future is brighter from behind. Ladies...! Now, no pun
intended but the new image talk in town is that the
more backward endowed you are, the more chances
you have to land that dream man. Is the slim girl out
now that the voluptuous, curvaceous derriere is here? I
have my reservations but dont take my word for it
Flip to our Cover story and get blown off.
We bring you an exclusive piece on former TV siren
Zain Noor and everything you never heard about
Regahs wedding plus all the celebrity juice in town.
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Here comes
a new sound
There has been this buzz around town that
the Kenyan showbiz industry is dying. Like
really? Where do you live?
I know prophets of doom who always
preached how Kenyan music would never make
it beyond Nairobi; that until our artistes like
Jaguar, Camp Mulla, Nameless, Redsan and
many more won fame beyond East Africa.
As much as they are titled to their opinions,
what the haters fail to realise is that the Kenyan
music industry is dictated by this ve-year
metamorphosis. It is a consistent cycle. In this,
the industry has been evolving and those who
stick on that one spot, waiting for the same tune
to repeat itself have a lot of learning to do. The
progress might be slow but the growth is steady.
So where are we now, you ask Pulse.
The age of youthful musical bands is here
with us. It is a season when artistes are not only
releasing records but also bringing together all
the elements together; rhythm, beat and melody,
to create that good to the ear sound.
We have moved from throw your hands in
the air stuff. Looking at the latest music our
stars such as Elani, Nameless, Sauti Sol, Sarabi
and Muthoni, just to mention a few, have
released, you would tell where we are as an
industry, musically? The question is, are we
ready to embrace this change?
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WASSUP
Two Hours of Sunset at Racecourse
Enjoy this weekend by mingling and bonding
with not only your soulmates but with friends
and family thanks to the Two Hours of Sunset,
a premier social outdoors lm screening
event. The event provides an ideal time for
picnicking, playing, mingling and enjoying
Kenyas most daring and controversial movie
House of Lungula against the backdrop of the
breathtaking sunset. Food and drinks will be
available for sale on site. Advance charges for
adults are Sh1,000 and Sh1,200 at the gate,
while its Sh500 advance and Sh600 at the
gate for kids.
European Film Festival at Alliance
The prestigious European Film Festival, an
annual international cinematographic event
held in the country for the lm enthusiasts,
headlines the entertainment scene this month.
Now in its twenty-third edition, the festival
hosts plenty of award winning icks that have
wowed many across Europe. The festival
goes down at Alliance Franaise, Nairobi and
stretches to the beginning of next month.
Untamed Party at Mamba Village
Remember the good ol days when mature
folks partied the best way they knew how?
Well, the Untamed Party, a party that gave
grown folks this kind of ambiance makes a
comeback at Mamba Village tonight. DJs Nijo
and Adrian are on the decks playing the best
mixes all night. Charges are Sh400.
Reggae Mondays at Hypnotica
Enjoy the best of reggae from DJs Kace and
Tsunami at Club Hypnotica this and every
Monday. Reggae enthusiasts are guaranteed
an exceptional time with plenty of offers in-
cluding nyama choma biting for every Sh1000
spent at the club. Entry charges are Sh200.
DJ Mfalme for Royal Fridays
Spinmaster DJ Joe Mfalme hosts his party
series dubbed Royal Fridays at Shebeen Bar
and Lounge tonight. Catch him as he spins
and thrills fans at Skyluxx Lounge the follow-
ing day.
Duchi BBQ and Pool Party
Showbiz outt, Duchi, presents its rst edition
of the Duchi BBQ and Pool Party at Sailing
and Sub Aqua club in Langata tomorrow.
DJs Presley, Incredible, Purpl and MC Koome
headline the party. Charges are Sh500.
Hip-hop Hook Up at Sarakasi Dome
This months edition of the underground
hip-hop concert, the Hip-hop Hook Up, goes
down at Sarakasi Dome tomorrow afternoon.
This is a dedication and tribute concert to
G-Wiji who passed on recently and features
performances from hosts Smallz and Nafsi
Huru, Tear Drops, Washamba Wenza Juma
Tutu and Swahili jazz band, Zakah, Benady,
Dorphan, Judge, Man Njoro, G black, Sha-
hidi, and Kalimani among others.
Mayhem Party at Skylux
Skylux Lounge in Westlands hosts the Calm
before the Storm party with Felix Curtis
tonight. This is the Mayhem prelude party
and features performances from DJs Slick,
Feroze, Stretch and Showtym. Charges are
Sh300.
Hypnotiq at Galileos Lounge
Decksman DJ Hypnotiq spins and thrills in
the Hypnotiq Affair party at the new look
Galileos Lounge in Westlands tomorrow
night. Catch him tonight as he headlines the
Friday Night Live party at Bacchus lounge.
Poetry at the Park
This months edition of the Poetry at the
Park, a monthly themed event, that fuses
spoken word and poetry with live acoustic
or acapela and live band music, goes down
at the August 7 Memorial Park today. The
event features performances from Dorphan,
Tear Drops, G-Cho Pevu, Obyz among oth-
ers. This afternoon outdoor event is themed
Parliament Seat. Charges are Sh200.
Wilko at Winkers
Club Winkers on the Malaba border and
Wheels Entertainment presents the Hook-
ing Up party at the venue tonight. Local acts
Wilko and DJ Asprilla headline the show.
Nick Kosovo at Choices
Join the soulful Nick Kosovo as he dazzles
music lovers with his classical hits. He
headlines the popular Roots Internationals
Thursday Nite Live music series and guar-
antees fans an exceptional time. The show
goes down at Choices Pub on Baricho road
this coming Thursday.
Kamjo for Skyy Party
Premier vodka Skyy hosts its one of a kind
Skyy party at the Cin Cin bar in Norfolk Hotel
tomorrow night. DJ Kamjo headlines the
party. Charges are Sh3,500.
Party at Club Bavon
Enjoy the best of the night at the new club in
the CBD, Club Bavon every weekend starting
with this one. Its the reed party on Fridays
and Wet Freeze parties with DJs Teckniks,
emcee Supa Marcus. Main entry charges are
Sh200 and Sh700 for VIP.
DJ Izrael at Club Herisquare
Enjoy the Untouchable Friday at the Heris-
quare Club in Ruaka, with DJ Izrael on the
decks. Entry is free.
Naija Night at Club Da Place
With residence deejays holding on the decks,
Club Da Place, Kisumus hot entertainment
spot situated around Matopeni, hosts the
rst ever Naija Night in the lake town. The
tonight show starts at 7pm with hot Nigerian
stars getting featured. Entry is free and dress
code is smart casual.
Karaoke fete at Zebra Lounge
The popular South side karaoke champion-
ship hosts its semi-nals at Zebra Lounge at
Capital Centre tomorrow. The tournament,
powered by Aqula Vodka and Full House
Events will be hosted by Lulu, DJs Deu and
Frere, which will have plenty of giveaways for
the best and worst entertainers. The grand
nale will take place at Marabou Lounge on
Highway Mall.
CLUB REVIEW
Club Name: Lavish Lounge
Location: 1st oor IBEA building, Moi
Avenue
Rate: 7/10
Description
Along Nairobis Moi Avenue is Lavish
Lounge with a sitting capacity of 300,
making it one of the biggest in the city.
On entering the lounge its interior dcor,
neon lights are strategically arranged to
give a proper party mood. This is apart
from all-white oor tiles in the club.
With over 12 big TV screens and two
projectors strategically placed in every
corner of the lounge, sports and televi-
sion fanatics are assured of not missing
any action.
The service ladies in tighter skirts
and men in pilot shirts have two bars to
LAVI SH LOUNGE
VIDEO review
Song: Tosheka
Artiste: MOG
Rating: 7/10
A
fter a rather dull and
seemingly controver-
sial 2013 that saw Men
of God (MOG) who
were once Kenyas
most admired gospel group split,
the remaining duo of Ken-T and Boss
are making their way back to the
gospel scene with their latest music
video Tosheka, a simple but well
scripted clip.
The scenes in the video are
entirely selected from Kaloleni estate
and each of the dramatised scenes
blend in well with the lyrics of the
song. The initial scene in the video
is of two men pulling a handcart
packed with water cans, a deliberate
scene that try to show one content
with their job.
Shot at an outdoor the images
exposure were well balanced and
in areas where scenes seemed over
exposed the decision to use black
and white images not only redeemed
the high quality in the video but also
broke the monotony in the video.
The artistes choice of attire was
OK. Another interesting aspect of the
video is the use of a live band, which
added some value in the video.
The transition of different scenes
in the video also worked well.
Contented men of God
[PHOTOS:PIUS CHERUIYOT/STANDARD]
serve their patrons from. At Lavish, they
sell sodas at Sh100, beer at Sh200 while
selected tots go for Sh100. The Lavish
kitchen situated in one corner of the club,
serves most meals at a rate between
Sh300 and 500. Its a 24hour kitchen that
serves breakfast comprising of sweet
potatoes, yams, and soup among other
delicacies.
Several deck masters such as DJ
Que, Entyce, Bibo, Vic and Suavlicks man
the clubs turntable on different days of
the week. Tuesday, for example, is their
rhumba night.
With their Illuminating deejay booth
and a well-tted dance-oor, Club Lavish
is one of the latest clubs in the Central
Business District worth partying at.
BY PIUS CHERUIYOT
Page 4 / PULSE Friday, May 9, 2014 / The Standard
HEAD2HEAD
BAHATI
UP BEAT
BAHATI
Pulse: Who is the best between the
two of you?
B: Me; because I am Eastlands
Most Beloved (The EMB).
P: How would you describe DKs
style of music?
B: It has a very fast beat yet his
big body frame suggests otherwise. He
should be doing those slow tempo reggae
songs for the sake of his life.
P: If DK Kwenye Beat wasnt an artiste,
what would he probably be doing?
B: He would be a lazy waiter. Instead of
serving customers, he would be hogging the
food in the kitchen.
P: Between the two of you who deserves
to take the Groove award home?
B: Both of us. He is like a big brother and
I believe in his ministry too.
P: Who between the two of you has the
best swag?
B: Mamas kid. DKs suit sizes are not in
the market and that is a major challenge for
my brother when you think swag.
P: If you could send him to any other
part of the world, where would that be?
B: Somalia. The hardship there
would help get his old good shape
back You know what I mean.
P: If you could change one thing
about him what would it be?
Judging from their body sizes, at rst, we
thought this was a mismatch. But on the
contrary, when Groove Awards nominees
Bahati and DK Kwenye Beat removes
the masks, the gospel truth gets
redened, writes ESTHER MUCHENE
B: His sagging trousers are a bad inu-
ence to under-age chaps like me.
P: If he was alone in an isolated island
what is that one thing he would not forget to
carry with him?
B: Food and matchbox. To him, food is
everything?
P: If he was a fruit what fruit would he be?
B: Watermelon or pawpaw!
DK KWENYE BEAT
P: Who is the best between the two of
you?
DK: When it comes to being pinkish,
Bahati is King otherwise Im the best.
P: How would you describe Bahatis style
of music?
DK: Pinkish. He does jams that appeal
to old women, like Machozi, which already
makes me want to cry.
P: If Bahati wasnt an artiste, what would
he be doing?
DK: He would be a salonist.
P: Between the two of you, who deserves
to take the Groove award home?
DK: No comment. Weve both worked
very hard over the year.
P: Who between the two of you has the
best swag?
DK: Bahati has a long way to go to even
comprehend what that word means.
P: If you could send him to any part of the
world, where would you take him?
DK: Baghdad so he can come back with
sequel two of Barua.
P: If you could change one thing about
him, what would it be?
DK: He loves the Lord for sure. I would
change everything that would change him
from that.
P: If he was alone in an isolated island,
what would he choose for his survival?
DK: A razor blade to help trim him eye-
brows.
P: If he was a fruit what fruit would he be?
DK: A very hard guava. He never gives up,
which I admire about it.
VERDICT
This is a close call. Bahati punches hard,
capitalising on DKs body size and even
ending up with the watermelon killer punch.
And now since that is the last punch, you
know who gave the last bow; that, till the
battle gets a repeat at the Groove Awards.
PULSE / Page 5 Friday May 9, 2014 / The Standard
DNA tried out his favourite line.
They met in a club huko downtown.
He invited her for a drink, the usual
chemical warfare.
Lakini this particular prey is the
hardened type.
Three bottles later and she was
barely shaken.
Sudi Boy even serenaded her
with ballads.
But Ameleena doesnt like
softies.
She likes them rough on the edges, ki-Calvo
Mistari.
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Vi l e
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Bahati s secur i ty
Lets go have some
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ni effort.
Let me tell you,
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inachapa.
Ati mbo...
youre a part-
time watchie?
A little powder
is good for the
skin.
Yeah, na
mwanamke ni
load.
Sweet? Hebu
drink it all so
that you enjoy.
Octopizzo,
no matter
how long
you insist,
the thighs
and waist
will remain
different
body parts.
As Pulse
keeps on
reporting,
it seems we
have a baby
boom in
celeb-ville.
Is DK
Kwenye
Beat on the
same path?
It seems
our fashion
desk
missed the
memo; the
one
declaring
torn
stockings a
fashion
statement.
EVEN TIGHTER SECURITY: It seems Bahati is enjoying the
kind of VIP security a mheshimiwa would wish for.
This chic looks
like a certain
volleyball player,
sio?.
Two double tots
of this, and she is
kaput.
Hii ni tamu
kuliko, my usual
kwang kwang.
Ka-kuku na
sembe hivi,
kushiba msee.
I am also hungry,
let me assume
the chicken pose.
Buda, hiyo yako
ni kuku? Inakaa
more like bata.
Hivi ndivyo
zinakamuliwangwa.
Huyu dame
atatumalizia
gauge!
Visita was hungry for some
kuku.
He was soon joined by Kenrazy,
demonstrating for chicken.
Still, no one seemed to hear
their pleas.
Majirani, however, just wanted
milk.
Hivyo ndio
kunaendaga.
Thats why no
one is bothering,
kumbe?
Someone
had better
notice us.
Kijana, please save
your energies for a
better cause.
Nyimbo nzuri,
mie nitakuimbia
mpenzi.
Woi, you even
have make up
on.
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ZEIN'S
The young TV girl was
rated among the hottest TV
hosts when she graced the
Citizen TV prime time bul-
leting three years ago.
She is said to have
suffered a meltdown before
her sudden exit.
She says her enemies
planned her downfall.
She would like to come
back on TV given a chance.
Pulse: Out of the blues, you were the talk
of town and quickly stole the spotlight. How
did you start from the top?
Zein: I was a feature writer for one of the
media houses hence I would grace numerous
events looking for content. One day, I met Citi-
zen TVs Farida Karooney who approached me
and convinced me to join TV saying I had what
it takes to have a successful TV career.
P: And that was it?
Z: Without hesitating, I gave my former
employer a days notice. Two months later,
I was on screen as an anchor and medical
reporter.
P: Clearly, this was in line with your career.
Had you any formal training prior to your TV
debut?
Z: You see, I studied System Engineer-
ing but I had a passion for writing. I would
send articles to media houses and they would
publish them. After this, I settled to full time
writing. Without any training or mentoring as
is supposed to be, I went on air. It wasnt easy
though as I had to put in a lot training myself.
I even used my laptop scroll just to perfect the
use of auto cue. At that time it seemed to work
as I was soon moved to Prime Time news. I
guess that was the beginning of my downfall.
P: Everyone admired your work. What just
went wrong?
Z: As soon as I went to prime time news, I
made all sorts of enemies. Some thought I was
the boss favourite while others thought I was
earning too much in such a short span. Some
men also saw it as an opportunity to gain
sexual favours. I wouldnt allow that and that
was the genesis of my predicament. Preserv-
ing my dignity stirred a wave of hatred and
soon rumours of all sorts started spreading
like wild fre in local blogs.
P: So blogs fabricated negative stories
simply to fnish you. Why would they and who
was behind the hate move?
Z: At that time, blogs were not popular and
as usual they would fabricate false stories in a
desire to get hits. People took them seriously
then unlike now and sadly, some of my seniors
took the news seriously. Having trained myself
with no mentor, I was now being victimised
alone in my own misery. I had no one to
turn to including the very bosses who had
earlier promised me a great career. They
all ditched me. I was lonely at the top.
P: There were claims that you had
an emotional meltdown in the studio
and allegations that you would intimidate
your juniors. Is that true?
Z: I never had a meltdown. That was
all made up. Besides, even the intimidation
story was created by people who had not
been happy with my sudden rise. I was just a
simple anchor and reporter. I had no powers
and authority over anyone. The blogs wrote
all that to get hits. They would write anything
just to attract traffc to their sites. My enemies
would celebrate at this and fuel it up. I had no
prior newsroom politics experience and slowly,
I was succumbing to it. I was victimised and
misjudged for my thirst to build a brilliant
future out of my new career.
P: In simple words you were pushed hard
and you gave in to the heat. Did you resign or
you were fred as many ended up claiming?
Z: When the heat was too much, I had no
option but to resign. When I resigned all sorts
of rumours started touching on my character
at Royal Media services. Ever since, it has
become harder and harder for me. Nobody
wanted to listen to my side of the story. When-
ever I would attend interviews, I would get
weird looks and questions about the allega-
tions would pop. All of a sudden all the friends
I had gained from my acquired fame and suc-
cess disappeared. I was left all alone with my
family as the only pillar.
P: We are sure you had some great mo-
ments on TV besides the unfortunate incidenc-
es. Do you plan on making a comeback?
Z: I have been running my consultancy
business for a while now but I do have
numerous feature ideas for TV should an
opportunity present itself. I learnt the
hard way and now I feel mature, ex-
perienced and prepared to stand my
ground. I got what it takes to make
a great TV comeback.
PAIN
ZEIN'
She graced our screens with her stunning beauty, sense
of style and seemingly witty character. Many believed she
was the next big thing as her career was sky-rocketed
overnight before it all came crushing down. In this Pulse
exclusive, former TV siren Zein Noor opens up, revealing
the battles she endured before her eventual TV bow
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AT A GLANCE
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with
Smitta
Smitten
SCENE AT
with
Smitta
Smitten
SCENE AT
I
t begins at midnyte on a Sato nyte
in South B.
Your best buddy Oduor drags
yu from the comfort of your local to
go hang out @ Dream Village.
Now, this Dream Village, oppozit Mater
(where yu n Papa Ahmed waz born on this
day) is a rhumba kinda joint, not yur usual
rock n roll.
And, tonyte, they have got a male Con-
golese band going full blast. You sit with
yur vodosky at a table fulla ladettes like
Mercyline Amoitski. One of the dudettes
tearfully tells yu how one of the Congolese
dudes in le band, a heart bandit called
Trezeguet, has broken her heart.
Yu are amoosed, n yu laugh loudly thru
her tears. Coz yur an old hand, yur Smitta,
yuv seen so-ooo many people smitten, be-
ing heart-broken isnt the end o the world.
Yu want to know watt the end of the
world is? Kifo! Thaz the end othe world,
coz when yur gone, yur gone. Kaputski! Yur
no more, signor. Nuthin else in this world is
to be taken too-ooo serious.
@ dawn, yu leave Dream Village for
Embakasi with some fat lawyer types, n yur
boy Willis from B who looks permanently
plastered, tee hee, n continue the drinkin,
n storos, n nyam chom, n naps, at Emba
venue.
@ two pam, tho, yu beg to take leave
n catch a scooter to Umo. Problem is the
scooter dude has his own ideas about
shorties n takes yu thru some serious dust
of a kijiji (euphemism for urban squalor
hovel) dat connects Emba with Doonholm.
The nexx day, after chewing dat dust,
yul get a serious dust homa dat means yul
only be having chicken soup for brekker, n
Viceroy brandy wit hot water n honey for
dinner.
But thaz small fry compared to the folks
who gotta live there, the tois I saw, half
nekkid with running noses. Tis all very well
for our gava to tell us about double digit
eco-growth and our prezzo to go to Abuja
to cut fty B deals with kina Dangote.
But, really, tis the cost of living n decent
housing for all that our Gaffes shd be tack-
ling. I don mean to bitch, but tis these poor
peeps in Kijiji our Digitals shd work for.
Our dear orezzo UK went to Arusha,
WASEE TUMETOKA
GITHURAI
Addis, Britto, SA, Sudan, UG, Burundi,
UAE, China n even Russia n that waz
just the rst four months.
Im all for everyone playing at Marco
Polo the Great Traveller, but even as we
welcum the China premier today n all the
superhighways n other goodies Im sure
he will kuja in his Ni Hao, Louis Fui Ton?
goody baggy, lez think basic elec, H2o, n
stone roads in Korogocho.
Anywayz, went on to Club 69 in U1
to watch Chelsea play Norwich city to a
barren draw (the less said about dat damn
game, better).
But at half tyme, on KTN News, here
waz the exploding story that explosives
had lipukad in Githurai bound buses. I was
saddened. I have mems of Githurai when
we lived there, with my boy Sly Katua and
German hippie Ferdy Zimmerman, who
never showered.
It was the year two thao, we were in
colle, n used to catch the number 44 mats
to Githurai, back in those innocent days
wen the only oteros on PSV were makan-
gas and pick-pockets.
Wed land at a stage called either
Homeland or Hop-In Inn (I forget, twas
yonks ago) and walk to our place. Hav-
ing bought mayai boiro in the mat, wed
supplement our diet with roadside mutura,
washed down with a hefty Naps sachet
n call the combi balanced diet.
Wed choma a movie on the way to our
at, ready to swatch, which waz difcult
coz we lived sandwiched between a bar
on the mezzanine n a hoe-house run by a
poko called Waitherero, second oor.
DATING DELIRIUMS
REVERSE CLASSISM
E
mily does not talk to Nancy.
Nor does she talk to Vivian,
Charles, Jane or Grace. There
is an entire list but these are the
ones in our department. I do
not mean she does not say a word to them.
That would be ridiculous given that we all
work in the same ofce. I mean she does
not engage them. She does not ask after
their wellbeing beyond a cursory hello in
the morning. She does not sit with them at
lunch break. She only engages them in so far
as they affect her work.
When we go shopping she sighs at
their choices. I have on more than one
occasion observed her listening in on their
conversations with a contemptuous smile
dancing on her lips. She will sometimes walk
by their desks when they are not around pick
up a pen, sticky pad or notebook hold it up
in the air, then roll her eyes.
So far they have all seemed like decent
folks to me but the waves of contempt that
she radiates their way could not surely be
unearned. I have made a conscious effort
to sidle up to her and get the skinny on
these folks. They have all been here much
longer than I have so rather than admit to
myself that I am phishing for gossip I have
convinced myself that I on a much needed, if
not vital, reconnaissance mission.
She explains to me over lunch hour that
she does not bother with these rich brats.
You know they have never struggled in
their lives, they have been given everything on
a silver platter, they do not even understand
the word struggle. To them struggle means
coffee at Java instead of Artcaff, she
says.
She tells me it is easy to tell the brats, the
key is in the address, These Muthaiga, Karen
and Runda kids, they have no understanding
of what real life in Kenya is and they have
gone to these private schools that are more
private than others, we have nothing in
common and they can really derail you.
I am watching her with caution, watching
every word I let out so she does not gure
than I could very well be one of them. I had
hoped for juicier titbits and in the face of this
bit of classism, I know I shall not bother to
advance this relationship any further.
Smitta Bonus:
First of all, Happy birthday to me,
n to my twin Papa Ahmed with whom
we not only share a B-Day but were
both born in Mater on the same day,
yonks ago. I waz enjoying screaming
the nursery down at dawn when Papa
crawled oer cots n looking down n
looming over my cot, sed Sharrup,
Smitta!
Secondly, tired of the belligerence
of Atwolski, n blindened by his bling,
I ofcially wish to take the occashun
of me birthdae to say COTU tumea-
chia Atwoli. Sasa sisi tuko PUSSETU,
where all our issues will be taken
care of.
WITH GACHERI
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MICCHECK
T
he post on Facebook by Esther
Kahuha, an actor formerly of Wingu
La Moto caught our attention.
I want to believe that everyone
ips at one time and behave funny but do we
post that you have gone nuts
Esther is also a former actor with Ayeiyaa
Poa Poa at Heartstrings and she was tellingly
commenting on Ayeiyaas mental situation
after reports that he had become mentally
unsound. Whatever the case, a visit to the
comedians Facebook page revealed nothing
out of the ordinary besides post after post with
reference to God, salvation and repentance
giving off an indication that he may be a recent
convert.
Making his TV debut on the Churchill
show, the Heartstrings actor soon became
a household favourite marked by his hooks,
funny jokes, briefcase prop and the newsboy
cap that became part of his trademark gear.
After a hiatus from the Churchill show that
raised eyebrows, he termed his break as a
strategy to work on personal projects.
Churchill is a great platform but I want to
push my own brand in my own platform, which
will also help me mentor other guys, which I
think is lacking, he said sometime early this
year in response to his prolonged absence
from the show.
He maintained a low prole, acting at the
National Theatre and appearing in comedy
nights around the city, he came under the
spotlight last week but for curious reasons.
The grapevine round town has it that the
talented funny man has lost his mind and to
support this claim, a video of him preaching
while seating on the tail gate of a Pickup at the
Rongai Uchumi was nothing short of shock-
ing. With what looks like sackcloth round his
waist, one Moha tries to calm the actor down
getting into an embarrassing feud before the
video ends.
Hes not insane. He is just saved but to
the extreme. But also something could be off
because he takes mogoka, which may affect
him. I cant conrm whether he smokes some-
thing but what I know is he needs help and as
friends we will do that, MC Jesse lends his
opinion when sought for comment.
An insider and close associate of the co-
median echoed the same sentiments, stating
a deal with a
radio station
that he was to
sign, now I dont
know how that
will go with his
current situation,
he goes on to add.
Sending mixed
signals to those who
have recently been
in his company, the
actor will be caught
making statements like;
tunangangana sana ku-
make brand yetu tunasa-
hau brand ni ya God (We
are working very hard to
make our brand, we forget
Gods brand) while chewing
miraa. Chipukeezy a close of
friend of his sees the situation
differently.
Ive decided to ignore that story
because as far as I know, hes OK and
I am not in a standpoint to clarify any-
thing. They are rumors. I saw him three
weeks ago we were doing a heartstrings
play together and he was ne,
All efforts to meet him hit the wall but
if the phone conversations we had are
anything to go by, the actor sounds like
someone in a journey of salvation, occa-
sionally throwing in one or two scriptures
with his nal remark being, All help comes
from God dont place your hope in men
before ending our conversation.
Taking this matter as a family, his col-
leagues and friends in the industry have joined
forces to assist however possible.
We have called him back and he will
always be welcome to Laugh Industry. At
the moment he said he is working on some
projects but the door is always open for him.
Whatever he is going through as Laugh Indus-
try we are here for him and we will help, Ken
Waudo, a director, remarks.
Comedy lies on the extreme spectrum of insanity and
creativity depending on how you choose to look at
it. But in the world of Emmanuel Makori Nyambane
aka Ayeiyaa Poa Poa, (also known as AKA) reality and
acting seem to have merged as ESTHER MUCHENE
seeks to ascertain whether the acknowledged
entertainer has gone bonkers according to rumours
POA
SO
N
O
T
that he was in deed acting weird which led to
many people interpreting it as insanity.
What I know is that he used to smoke
something being a diehard reggae fan. He
loves to chew a lot of miraa so I am guessing
zimemurarukia (the side effects are kicking in
hard after weed use)
After he showed signs that raised concern
his colleagues and sister took him to hospi-
tal last week on Tuesday but AKA was not
cooperative and refused to be tested, claiming
he was OK.
He is being monitored by several friends
and his sister just in case something happens
because he is acting strangely perhaps from
depression.
He recently got a wife and child and his
nancial situation isnt good so that may be
contributing to his stress besides the fact that
he says he is now saved, a renowned come-
dian reveals, while seeking anonymity.
I hope he gets it together because he had
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COVERSTORY
The
behind you
future
The popular saying Fake it till you
make it seems to be the clarion call
as ladies now seem to be pushing to a
whole new level the race for curvaceous
and sexually attractive gure and hips,
seemingly the 2014 must-have among
women. Now, forget the chicken feed
shocker, ESTHER MUCHENE and ROSE
KWAMBOKA investigate how girls are
using enhancements and body shapers
to gain overnight body contours
A
fter Pulse used the
bootylicious Risper Faith as
the cover girl during one of
the publications last year,
the Mount Kenya University student hit
unprecedented popularity becoming the
talk of town.
Is that booty real or has the picture
been airbrushed, curious callers,
especially male folks, inquired with many
seeking her private number.
She was the new Vera Sidika in town.
Vera, the video vixen, also made her
public debut through the Pulse cover girl
page before landing her video role in the
much talked about You Guy (Dat Dendai)
P Unit hit featuring Collo.
Since, just like Vera, Risper has landed
lucrative commercial deals and has also
been awarded TV roles as an actress.
And as she enjoyed her spot in the
limelight, a newcomer in the name of
Corazon Kwamboka made her debut,
also through the Pulse cover girl page.
The voluptuous University of Nairobi
Law student who is endowed with a
curvaceous and sexually attractive gure,
complete with killer hips, has since stolen
the show with hundreds of her admirers
going gaga about her derriere.
Ive always had a big butt and
smaller upper body considering I
have Ugandan genes but I added
some weight after high school,
Corazon condes when asked
about her below the waist
investments, the bottom that
some curious eyes argued
had been enhanced through
the use of drugs.
It is true that men ogle
at my bottom, but they
look at other women too.
Im a size 14 or 16 down
then my upper body is a
size 8 because I have a
Nicki Minaj.
Corazon Kwamboka.
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COVERSTORY
jeans, this 20-something girl turns
heads perhaps the reaction she
strives for as she walks into
Java Coffee house where we
have scheduled our interview
on this subject.
Her face passes for any
ordinary girl but not the rest
of her perfect curvaceous
self. Standing at 57, she
introduces herself and we
get straight to it as everyones
eyes start to wonder towards
us.
The truth is I didnt have
the Coca-Cola gure naturally so I
went out and bought one, informs
the second year university student.
With a cheeky twinkle in her eye,
she goes on:
I cant leave the hostel without my
padded underwear and gel bra. Thats my
secret
So why should she fake her looks? Im a
petite girl with a at tummy but besides that, my
body is almost straight. This affected my self-
esteem a lot when I was in high school. When
I joined campus, I got smarter after hearing
and seeing what ladies were using to enhance
their physical image and thats how I started
this transformation process, she says, with a
smile.
Now, I get attention from many men. They
cant avoid trying to date me, she remarks
as she goes ahead to reveal that many of her
university female colleagues are purchasing
all sorts of paraphernalia to enhance their
backside.
Elsie, a 22-year-old university student,
who prefers to go under the title of a model
attributes her choice to use butt and bra
enhancers to celebrities like Beyonc, Nikki
Minaj and Kim Kardashian, whose bodies have
been glamourized in the Hollywood scenes
oblivious of the procedures and tricks they go
to enhance their image with the recent entry of
big bootied girl trend.
These curvaceous girls have it all. Look at
Vera and Risper Faith who became so popular
after launching their careers on the Pulse
magazine. They are now making big money
and have entered the celebrity glamour league.
Lately, having a big behind pays, she notes.
According the young university student,
after acquiring the image they want to portray,
they go to a professional photographer and
post the pictures they take to entice their
would-be target clients like musicians looking
for video vixens or even guys looking for quick
x dates.
I post my photos on Facebook and I always
get job offers to model. Even in rave guys walk
to me besides wanting the obvious, she says
with a smirk on her face.
That said she has a confession, she uses
Health Aid Hip and Thigh Formula together
with Dr James Hip Up and Buttock Gel that she
purchased at a salon for Sh2,500 and Sh1,500
respectively to enhance her looks.
A walk in local beauty stores around the
city reveals that these gels and lotions are well
stocked. Their prices vary with the cheapest
going for Sh600.
The most common products we sell are Dr
James and the Hip and Thigh cream and pills,
Nancy, a local retailer based in River Road
condes and upon further inquiry conrming
that over 90 per cent of the buyers are young
girls probably in their 20s or early 30s.
Talking to Doris of Natural Enhancement,
she argues that their range of products that
include creams and capsules are also popular
among girls who want to enlarge their hips and
butt.
Our investigations showed some of these
products that should be sold through a doctors
prescription are now being sold over the counter
without a doctors recommendation. Most of
the creamy products that go for between Sh300
and Sh500 are applied twice a day. For desired
results, the cream has to be applied in circular
motion and at specic times while keeping off
some food that might interfere with absorption
of the ointment, otherwise the process might
backre on you.
What is worrying is the fact that most of these
products lack comprehensive information such
as manufacturer details, country of origin and
complete list of ingredients. Most claim to be
made of a blanket label of natural ingredients
making traceability and veriability next to
impossible. According to Dr Duah, a local
pharmacist in Nairobi, these products have no
scientic proof to deliver on their promises.
These manufacturer are playing on
womens ignorance and desperation. Even
surgical procedures to enhance your breasts
and back side have risks that people rarely get
to hear. They are not 100 per cent safe as
many assume, he remarks.
Given their high level of
steroids some of the risks
include uid retention
in the tissues where
the products were
used, stimulation of
hormones affecting
the size causing cells
to grow abnormally,
which could lead
to cancer, high
blood pressure,
peptic ulcers and
osteoporosis amongst
others.
Some products, like
Nitro whose main ingredient
is mercury, are carcinogenic
and can cause hormonal
imbalance. The best way to
ascertain what they contain is
to do a lab test then analyse
each element that the product
contains because it is difcult
to know for sure what they are
exactly made of, Dr Ongech, a
gynaecologist, gives his expert
opinion.
And it is not just the ordinary
girls who are trying to change
their shape but also local
small waist, the wasp-
shaped soft-spoken
beauty reveals.
Smaller girls
want what I have,
she concludes.
And it is this
new curvaceous girl
trend in town that
has every girl doing
whatever it takes to
develop her own as
men too switch from
the stereotyped model
slim girl who was the hit
some few years ago.
They range from
surgical bottom and
breasts enhancers to
vitamin pills, silicon body
shapers, butt lifters, butt pads
and other accessorising efforts.
Body contouring is quickly
becoming a booming business
in town, a practice that has
perfected what the gym started as
young girls look for overnight body
transformation. Donning a crop
top revealing her navel ring with
celebrities among them musicians, actresses
and female TV anchors.
In fact, dont be ustered; some of those
TV sirens whose body shapes we all adore
during the News hour are consumers of these
body enhancement products.
Sources tells Pulse that a big number of
our celebrated TV hosts now depend on body
shapers.
These Shapewear bodysuits, which are
now available in local retail shops with price
tags standing at Sh4,000 per pair, for most of
them, are designed to t your body naturally
while enhancing your curves and accentuating
your naturally beautiful attributes. According
to a popular News anchor that did not want
to be named, the TV beauties are now using
body suits to reduce the bodys size and cinch
in all the right places to give their body instant
and smooth curves.
According to the TV beauty, these body
suits can be worn under any attire and it all
depends on what shape the wearers needs
are.
Vera Sidika.
Risper
Faith.
Now, I get
attention from
many men.
They cant
avoid trying
to date me,
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Attitude
Detail
is what
makes
that big
difference
between
what one
lady would
wear from the next
and with Dennis
Oliech launching his
Veron Fashion Detail
clothing line, ROSE
KWAMBOKA looks
at how women around
Nairobi are in for variety
of dresses to suit their
taste, style and shapes
moody
When wearing a
shimmer dress,
sticking to a colour
scheme keeps
things simple and
elegant. Put your
hair down or opt for
delicate accessories
if you have to and
simple heels with
little adornment.
The high-low
redene dress
is a sure way to
show your fashion
forward sense
without looking like
you are trying too
hard.
Bandage dresses
with straps
help to enhance
ladies curves.
Heels are a must;
otherwise you
end up looking
cheap. Choose
one chunky
accessory
to make a
statement, as
opposed to many
tiny ones.
get
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moody
The dress is a
hot pick for a
night out with its
snug t showing
off curves while
still shaping and
smoothing out
her silhouette.
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This is not only
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Perfect for the
cooler seasons and
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ankle heels of a
contrasting colour
for a perfect nish.
Models: Veron
Fashion Detail
Photos: Courtesy/
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Shoot venue: Veron
Fashion Detail shop,
Remax Shopping
Village, Arwing
Khodex Road,
Hurlinghum, Nairobi.
Bandage dresses
with straps help
to one enhance
their curves.
Heels are a must;
otherwise you
end up looking
cheap. Choose
one chunky
accessory
to make a
statement, as
opposed to many
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I want to know...
Rants&Raves
BY ROSE KWAMBOKA
1
. Could we assume that
snakes are the hardest
animals to fool since you
cannot pull their leg?
2
. Do alley cats like to go
bowling?
3
. If people used to shake
hands to show each other
that none is holding a gun,
why do we still maintain the
culture to date?
4
. If robbers took a bath
before robbing a bank,
would they make a clean
getaway?
5
. Is it right to say that taxi
drivers earn their living
by driving their customers
away?
6
. Saturday and Sundays
the strongest days, the
rest are weak days?
7
. Would one warm up a
painted room by giving it
a second coat?
8
. Would you consider
the elephant to be the
biggest ant in the world?
By ROSE KWAMBOKA
Movie review
BEST OF TWO
BY PIUS CHERUIYOT
FIVE ON THE CARDS
Pulse: TV or Radio?
DJ King Nelly: Radio does for me, be-
cause I love music. Music makes more
sense when you listen than watch.
P: Make-up or natural looks?
DKN: Natural is the real deal because its
long lasting, while make-up is a short-
term appearance that might lead to
disappointment or one feeling cheat-
ed.
P: Movie or documentary?
DKN: One gets more knowledge and
adventure when watching a docu-
mentary, which I love most; they are
real scenarios.
P: Bright or dull colours?
DKN: Bright colours usually make a
statement and command attention.
It makes one stand out in a bold
way.
P: Slim or plus-size lady?
DKN: A real lady should be a
plus size; I love curves on
a lady, because it drives
me crazy.
DJ King Nelly is 2010
Pilsner Mfalme win-
ner. He works with the
Homeboyz Radio where
he hosts a number of shows
among them, The Throne.
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Cast: Anne Hathaway, Bruno Mars, Jamie
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Genre: Animation, Comedy
Duration: 1hr 41min
Rating: 6/10
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lu, Jewel and their three chil-
dren embark on a journey to the
dangerous but exciting Amazon
forest. As Blu tries to t in, he
goes beak-to-beak with the vengeful Nigel, and
meets the most fearsome adversary of all, his
father-in-law.
Timid Blu and untamed Jewel are happily
nesting together with their three kids save for
the fact that Mama Bird yearns for a life that is
more back to nature and less reliant on human-
provided comforts. But when another blue
macaw is reported to have been spotted in the
rainforest, Jewel convinces her clan to take the
2,000-mile trek to mingle with others of their
kind. Much humour comes at the expense
of Blus nerdy attachment to his fanny pack,
stuffed with such travel necessities an electric
toothbrush, breath mints and a portable GPS.
There are some visually dazzling scenes
when the birds are singing and aunting their
beautifully coloured feathers.
There is also an addition of an irresistible
frog, whose voice and subtle irting adds a lot
of avour to the lm.
Thumbs up
The movie is funny and captures the natu-
ral beauty of Brazil even though it is animated.
The animated voices are funny and the inclu-
sion of the irty frog was timely in comparison
to Rio 1.
For music lovers, the songs with a Brazilian
touch will keep you nodding and singing along.
Thumbs down
The movie has put little or no effort to
amuse adults and may fail to impress adoles-
cents.
Though it is entertaining, it still feels like an
interesting story you were once told and now
somebody is trying to re-tell it again using a
different angle. Too much plot and too many
characters may get one confused and not able
to follow the original plot.
Verdict
This was an entertaining and colourful
adventure, funny from scene to scene but
compared to Rio 1, it left a lot to be desired. It
could be better but now that it has premiered,
hit the theatres or better yet rent a movie to
keep your weekend busy.
MOVIE BAROMETER
1-2: Not worth your time
3-4:Needs work
5-Average
6-7:Good
8-10: Excellent
The views expressed in this column are
those of the writer and not necessarily
those of Pulse magazine.
rio 2
Mc Rumazs
On Crushes: I have a big crush on
news anchor Lilian Muli and American
entertainer Alicia Keys. My mind literally
stops working when I see either on
television.
On football: I am only an ardent fan of
Arsenal FC because I share a birthday with
Arsene Wenger, the manager.
On ladies: They are precious. However,
I am only attracted to women with big
assets.
On profession: I wanted to become a
soldier as it was my rst love but I realised I
couldnt run during the recruitment process.
I am now a chef by profession with a bias
for ugali and sukuma, my favourite meal. I
hate all fast foods.
On music: I listen to hip-hop greats
Immortal Techniques and KRS One
on a daily basis as they appeal to my
conscious sense. I am a social activist and
have participated in a number of planned
protests in Nairobi.
MC Rumaz is a conscious hip-hop
artiste.
BY MKALA MWAGHESHA
PULSE / Page 15 Friday May 9, 2014 / The Standard
BY ROSE KWAMBOKA
the food he takes because the public cannot
handle seeing a huge pile of food in his plate.
That is so not the Bahati they have in mind.
I do not cook at home therefore I usually
I have my meals at restaurants. I am used to
eating a lot but people would give me strange
looks when they see my plate. So I have to go
home with my stomach not full, he says.
Edward Kwach
Back in the day, he says, he would go to
club and have one too many and the next day,
it becomes top in the gossip news.
To me, that was a kawaida thing really, he
says.
Kenrazy
He informs us that the people he hangs out
with now are the same people he used to hang
out with back then. But what happens during
such occasions when he is around people who
dont know him at a personal level? I went to a
certain party and when I started dancing while
singing to a Kenyan artistes song that was
playing, people were amazed, he laughs.
Oscar-award winning
actress Lupita Nyongo
created a buzz when
she handed her lip balm
to Ellen DeGeneres. It
seemed like an ordinary
gesture, but it turns
out that nothing that
celebrities do is ordinary,
writes AJELLAH
OWINO
G
oing to the kiosks to buy ordinary
items like salt, bread or even
sweets is a bizarre thing to do
if you are Jay A. And this is just
among the many things he does that leaves the
public confused.
Being a celebrity has never taken the better
of me and once in a while in the hood I take
a matatu to avoid walking and my fans have
been very surprised to see me do that. Some
even whisper saying that I resemble the singer
Jay A, he discloses.
I like texting so at times I chat with my fans
or call some of them, hanging out at my friends
video library in our hood, or just walking around,
or even walking to the Mosque for Fridays
prayers has always left people surprised, says
the rapper.
Ephy Young
Life is not as ordinary for the 12-year-old
gospel singer. Failure to have his shoes brushed,
or going to school, or going to the shop, his
hair style, or playing with his fellow age mates
and walking with his parents. These are what
looks like a big deal to some but actually they
are something normal for me, he says.
Njugush
Before fame came calling for this Hapa Kule
News and Real House-helps of Kawangware
star, he would go on a date with his girlfriend of
two years, without people turning their attention
to them. These days, it is a big deal when he
is spotted with clothes he has been seen with
before.
I have to change my wardrobe every once a
while because people remember what they saw
you with few weeks back. But this comes with
the job, he says.
Pierra Makena
Dating. Basically seeing someone in public
is a big deal. It is so normal yet it can be a big
deal to the point that it affects your relationship.
So I decided to keep that part of my life private,
says the actress-cum-deejay.
Kenzo
For the Kidogo Tu singer, using the matatu,
asking for change, going to the shop, watching
football at the local pub or even xing his own
aerial does it. I was at the rooftop xing my
aerial when people were watching me from
up there, completely surprised. Fixing things,
that is what guys do at home but according to
people, there should be people who do these
things for me, he says. The dating scene has
also not been fair to him as he missed a golden
opportunity with a lady he was eyeing, simply
because he is celebrity. When I vibe a girl,
she thinks that there is no way I am genuinely
interested in her. That since I am in showbiz,
then denitely, I want to hit it and run yet that is
not my intention, he says.
Eve DSouza
When I am eating on camera for Travel
Diaries, and I use my hands to eat ugali,
squeezing it in my hands for the stew the way
guys do, I dont see it is as a big deal because
I eat it regularly even at home but then viewers
will always tweet about it, leaving me amused,
says the sassy TV presenter.
Bahati
This Groove award nominee has to limit
Because
am a celeb...
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PHOTOS: PIUS CHERUIYOT, DAVID GICHURU AND FELIX KAVII
BASKETBALL TREAT @ I MARA
Deejay Sadic was at his usual place,
among the gadgets.
Daddy Owen and Rufftone decided to make
Hope Kid their middle brother.
BEVY OF BEAUTIES: These swagged up
Pulse chics looked the part.
Deejay Purple (L) and his cool peeps had a
Pulse camera moment.
RESIST ME IF YOU CAN: Showbiz king Shafe
Weru was hands full, literally.
Akuku the Marketer (C) showed the rest how to do
a kuku swing pose.
BBQ LI VE@ ABORETUM
TOGEHTER AS ONE: You still want to
conrm that Kus Ma and Tiri are dating?
Hassan Faisal we know, Anita too, but
the third fellow was making his debut!
Singer and producer Pili Pili and his men
in white were here to have fun.
WINNERS JOY: The celebrity affair EFC team struck a winners pose with
Sh108,000 in the bank, cash they opted to use on a charity project.
CLOSE MEANS CLOSE: Showbiz boy Omtere had
a shoulder to lean on.
PARTYSCENE PARTYSCENE
ABSOLUT PARTY @ SANKARA
The Elani family keeps on growing. They nd
excited fans wherever they go.
Nomusa June and Chimano compared
vertical notes.
GROOVE PARTY I N KAKAMEGA
Gospel artistes Janet Otieno and Size 8
had the looks for the paps.
Creative Generation duo of Mtumishi and
Mchungaji brought colour to the event.
PARTY @ SKYLUX, MTWAPA
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randpa Records creative
director, Regah, was lying on
the sofa at his new home. He
exuded a larger than life aura;
a man who has been through
it all but nally located the way across. Less
than three years ago, this is the same man who
had invited me to his abode in Kibra and it was
a hurried affair before we took a ight of stairs
to his studio, a oor above his house, for an
interview with one of his new artistes. On this
Tuesday, he was in this apartment on Momba-
sa Road he moved into last month, a rounder
newlywed and head of a recording studio that
had just relocated in January to a new, entire,
building on the other side of town, complete
with ofces.
He was still visibly tired from the gruelling
three-day wedding that had come to an end
when nally the traditional drums of the doluka
dance rent the air at about 9pm on Saturday
night at the Kibera Primary School grounds
and went on to the wee hours.
Perhaps it is the price he had to pay for his
local celebrity status and his decision to stick
to his roots, choosing to observe Nubian tradi-
tions and tellingly, to do it in the Kibra neigh-
bourhood he grew up in.
Three days before on Saturday, the joy of
that nal day was visible as dancers made a
train that passed before the high table, wav-
ing twigs or white handkerchiefs at the high
table where Regah and his bride Mahadia
Omar were sitting with the bridal party.
Their groomsmen were clad in black suits
with white shirts and yellow ties while the
groom was in a grey suit with a green tie.
The huge tent was full to capacity, with
more guests following the proceedings
RESPITE
FOR
REFIGAH
It was in a ceremony that celebrated the grooms
Nubian roots, acknowledged the brides Swahili
culture and was peppered with the best in local
showbiz acts that, as PETER NDORIA witnessed,
Regah chose to say I do
RESPITE
FOR
REFIGAH
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from outside or on the queue for pilau.
Celebrities were many and transcended
all ages, from the likes of Mama Kayai and
Judge from Vioja Mahakamani, pioneer
artistes like Vinnie Banton, who was the
events DJ and the Wakimbizi duo, current
stars like Jaguar and Kenrazy to upcom-
ing artistes like Xpat Mkwanja and Shamir.
Others in the house were Kendi, Luca, Tiera
Gee, Shish from Tahidi High, Lugz, Amelee-
na, Calvo Mistari, Tina Kaggia, Trapee, Fundi
Frank and Sudi Boy, among many others.
On this day, differences were put aside as
artistes who have recently had a tiff with
Grandpa records like Kidis and Dogo Biggie,
also showed up.
In fact, the rst performance was from
Majirani, who together with Kenrazy and
Visita performed their popular chartbuster,
Vile Kunaendanga before inviting Kenzo to
take the oor. Kenzo called on the newlywed
couple to join him as he serenaded all with
his ballads.
More ballads were to come from Mr Len-
ny as he took the audience down memory
lane, in what had now become a concert as
the revellers hitherto known as guests joined
the singer, even blocking seated guests.
However it was Jaguar who brought the
house down when he was called upon to
perform, with his songs resonating well with
the crowd and even managing to get the
usually stern Judge from Vioja to smile and
take a photo, after a brief jig.
DNA, who besides being one of the
groomsmen, aided QTVs Rashid Abdalla
in his emcee duties and he had to appeal
to the gathered crowd to move back before
introducing the next artiste. Shamir, backed
by a live band, performed a ballad that he
had composed for the occasion. He was
well received, being a local boy.
Also well received was the new hit song
that was ofcially launched at the wedding,
a collabo by Sudi Boy and Ameleena titled
Naona Bado. Ameleena particularly wowed
the gathered crowd with her vocals, earning
prolonged applause at the end.
The event managed to remain grand
but intimate, with moments like when DNA
took time off to acknowledge his parents
who were also there, before calling upon
the bride and groom for a dance before they
could cut the cake.
After the cake, it was the gift session
and the couples parents were given rst pri-
ority. At this point, the movement in and out
of the tent was heavy, with the couple being
allowed a brief moment to be interviewed by
a TV crew that was present, hands clasped
in an unwitting display of affection.
Soon thereafter, the bride had to leave.
Tradition dictated that she changes from the
usual wedding into a Nubian gown in time
for the nal dance, after all despite her Swa-
hili roots; she was now a Nubian bride.
In the meanwhile, Swahili music pro-
vided many a gathered guest the chance
to nengua viuno, and gyrate they did a
beauty to watch despite the interruption
occasioned by a few power blackouts which
seemed to give Vinnie Banton a headache
as he had to restart his machines over and
over. It was a welcome relief when Name-
less showed up, perhaps too fashionably
late into the night. He gave an electrifying
performance as the traditional drums were
taken out. There, the res were on to warm
them into being tight enough for the nal
dance of the night the doluka.
Warmly dressed too, was the bride as
she showed up in golden traditional dress,
escorted by ululating ladies as the dome
erupted into song and dance, welcoming
what was to be a long, joyful, night.
Late into the night, the couple left to go
and rest, leaving behind a crowd that went
on singing into the night.
Three days later, here he was relaxing.
They have to wait for a whole week in order
to leave for their honeymoon according
to tradition, the bride cannot leave her new
home for a week.
So, where will you go for your honey-
moon, I ask.
We are yet to decide but it is either
Comoros Islands or Johannesburg, he
reveals with a chuckle.
CONTINUED FROM PAGE 17
1. The newlyweds, with their ower girl and page
boy. 2. Bride and groom cut the cake. 3. The bridal
party. 4. The bride, clad in traditional Nubian
gown, ready for the Doluka dance.
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weekly
affair
complete
with a cho-
reographer
who trains
the ten girls in
her team. They
work in alternate
nights. This is
what they do for a
living.
On a good night,
a stripper can make
up to Sh10,000,
even Sh20,000
depending on the
clients who visit,
some of whom are
foreigners, tourists
willing to part with
the dollar for some
little gyrating sexy
treatment. That is
besides the monthly
pay of about
Sh20,000 the girls
are paid by the club
owners.
Many people
dont view this as
clean entertainment
through which we
make a living. They
As about twelve Nairobi clubs open up to
the pole-dancing strip dance entertainment,
the local showbiz scene is getting heated up
once again as male patrons start burning their
passions and money in clubs over the
semi nude dancers, some of whom are willing
to give more than a lap dance, Pulse reveals
I
n this tiny and popular Nairobi
downtown club, a pornographic
video plays on the 40-inch plasma
screen as six strippers prepare to
strut.
This is not your ordinary entertainment.
What the patrons are about to experience
is not meant for the faint hearted. So we
sip the shots of hard liquor, trying to un-
nerve. It is but a moment for the over 21;
X-rated show they call it...
As the clock strikes 11pm, six strip-
pers dressed in bikinis emerge and start to
tantalise the male-dominated crowd with
their erotic dances.
They are literally taking on the strip
pole and onto the men to whom they lap
dance with cheers and ogling eyes betray-
ing their provoked lustful emotions.
One of the strippers, whose name we
later come to nd out is Suzzi, jumps on
the pole with attitude. She spanks the
pole and whips her long hair as she slides
down, her head facing down as she gy-
rates ingeniously. Another one is also head
fast on a table, her legs spinning around a
clients neck. Things are heating up in here!
We order for another double of tequila. And
another
The patrons are getting real carried
away and asking the girls to reveal more as
they start tipping them, some throwing in
Sh1,000 notes.
One by one, the dancers remove their
bikinis and are left with red G-strings. Two
of them actually go totally nude and invite
men to dance with them. Suddenly,
there are condom packs getting
placed on the dimly lit tables.
Whatever happens here remains
here.
Subdued in this erotic
desire, a man looking well
in his late 50s whimpers;
Hapa tutauza plot. Awk-
wardly, we laugh.
At around 2am, we head
to Pango, the Moi Avenue
situated Florida 3 club that in-
troduced the strip tease dance
to Nairobians. And here, with
a more elite crowd of patrons
partying the night away, four
strip tease models keep the
entertainment coming. Now
this looks like serious busi-
ness. It is a lucrative venture
for the strippers who keep
collecting huge tips from the
clients. You get a lap dance
at your will, and even much
more if you negotiate well.
Gone are the days when
strip clubs were regarded as
a downtown affair of the less
elite. Pangos clients are mil-
lionaire business merchants;
top CEOs and showbiz celeb-
rities who trust the privacy at
the venue they now prefer
to unwind at.
It is a six nights affair
think it is indecent and immoral. But we
view it as a job, just like any other form of
entertainment. We respect the trade, one
of the strip dancers who gives her name as
Njoki informs adding that she pays all her
bills through strip dancing.
I have been doing this for over four
years now. Even though it was a bit
challenging when I started off due to the
stigma associated with the business, I am
now used to it, even to male patrons who
sometimes try sexual harassment on us.
We keep it purely professional, Njoki
informs us.
Now we have people from
other clubs coming over to give
us better bargains. Club owners
in Mlolongo, Mombasa, and Na-
kuru are now copying what we
are doing here. It is boom time
for us, she quips.
Beyond the red-light
district, the business has
also caught up in the
uptown Westlands sports
clubs and in Kileleshwa
where club owners
involved in the cutthroat
business competition are
using strippers to entice
clients. It has even moved
to other major towns like
Mombasa, Kisumu and
Nakuru, as well as the
highway Mlolongo town
and Mtwapa, the two
towns that never sleep.
In Nairobi alone, there
are about 12 strip clubs
and almost an equal
number of private resi-
dences where the busi-
ness is practiced quietly.
Sip,
strip
and
spin...
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T
he story of Liverpools title chase
this season has been nothing
but a fairy tale. But, it now looks
set to end like that one of Simon
Makonde. Let me jog your mind
here. Simon Makondes story is one that ev-
eryone who went through the 8-4-4 system of
education in the yesteryears remembers.
Standard two pupils used to read a short
story about a man who lived a bizarre one-
week life. The story goes Simon Makonde
was born on a Monday. He was named on a
Tuesday, married on a Wednesday, and taken ill
on a Thursday. He was treated on a Friday. He
died on a Saturday. He was buried on a Sun-
day. That is the sad story of Simon Makonde.
This may look like a childrens story, but it
reects the shambolic situation Liverpool Foot-
ball Club is in today.
After taking us through one of the most
exciting football tales, playing swashbuck-
ling football only remembered by those who
watched Arsenal during the Dennis Bergkamp,
Robert Pires and Thierry Henry days, the Reds
have nally bottled it.
That is the incredible truth after this incred-
ible match. It also reects the remarkable scale
of the teams collapse, both in the Crystal
Palace game and in the title race.
Just when it looked like Liverpool were
going to make it as difcult as possible for
Manchester City, they so clearly created com-
plications for themselves. Afterwards Brendan
Rodgers conceded the title.
How I wish they could have taken COTUs
Francis Atwolis rallying call. Be fearless! Be
fearless! Be fearless! Yes! Yes!
Mathematically, Liverpool have a slim
chance to still win it. But going By Luis Su-
arezs waterworks that tells a lot about both
the possibility and the psychological blow that
has befallen Liverpool. The title dream now
seems to be a longshot for Liverpool. But they
are alive still, needing Manchester City to drop
points too. Will Manchester City drop points
after this gift? Hardly!
Of course the impossible can become pos-
sible and Liverpool fans will get solace to sur-
prising results that were registered at La Liga
last weekend all seen what happened in Spain
this weekend where the title chasing pack of
Real Madrid, Villarreal and Atletico Madrid all
a number of fronts. Firstly Giggs, put himself
on the bench and even put himself on as a
substitute, a breed of Man Uniteds future tal-
ent was unveiled.
The timing is suspect as Giggs perhaps
was trying to show that in his team, he would
rebuild the team with British young talent as
the building blocks. A class of 2014 perhaps?
Then the match also saw some players make
the nal bow at Old Trafford. While as some
we already know them like Nemanja Vidic and
Ryan Giggs, the list will sure go up in another
summer where the big ve will score the
world in a bid to get that special talent that
will give them an edge next season.
As for Arsenal, whoever tells you
that the Gunners have not had a fantastic
season will be telling you a lie. Arsenal has
amassed more points than they have had in
the last six years. They have won their tro-
phy, the fourth spot, in table standings with
two matches to go.
Beckoning next week is a real chance
to win a trophy for the rst time in nearly a
decade. People, what else do you want?
This is a vast improvement from the last
couple of years when Arsenal has had to wait
until the nal whistle to guarantee playing
in Europe. Again, a couple of seasons back
when it looked like Tottenham was going
to beat Arsenal to the coveted spot, it took
goodness knows what for a mysterious bug
to hit the Tottenham squad that saw them suf-
fer unprecedented bout of diarrhoea. That did
it for Arsenal that season.
This season we have been spared the
adrenaline rush and stand a good chance of
beating Hull in FA nals. That should be good
enough in a season that some other teams
have bottled it big time!
@tonyngare
dropped points. It was always going to be
tough for Chelsea to wrestle the trophy from
both Liverpool and Manchester City, but after
the draw against Norwich, Chelsea too has
bottled it!
Chelsea have had their fair share of
depressing results in this campaign and the
draw against Norwich, a team that is a heart-
beat away from relegation was yet another
contrasting and quite unexpected result from
the Chosen Ones team.
Perhaps its time a football scholar did
some research on Chelseas twisted fortunes.
The team pounds bigger teams such as
Arsenal and Tottenham to pulp, yet they can-
not save themselves from shackles of small
teams such as Sunderland and Norwich.
These are some of teams that have been
most philanthropic donating points left, right
and centre. Yet, Chelsea needed no helping to
beat them and still they could not hack it.
Although the Blues went into the game
with an outside chance of winning the Premier
League, there was a lack of intensity in their
play that was particularly surprising given the
lowly nature of the opposition.
Norwich were ghting for their lives and
gave everything in their quest to stay up, the
same was not evident from the home side.
Worse still, Chelseas best player by a
mile Eden Hazard was benched ostensibly for
rotation. But we all know that he was given
a little slap on the wrist by Jose Mourinho
for daring to speak the truth about Chelseas
dreary football.
After losing on Saturday at home to Sun-
derland, a team that despite being relegation
threatened has specialised in slaying giants
(Is Man U still a giant?), Ryan Giggs boys
hosted Hull City on Tuesday to make amends,
and they did. This match was phenomenal on
Liverpool to Loserpool?
COMING, COMING... GONE: Liverpool striker, Luis Suarez could not hold back his tears
after Mondays 3:3 draw with Crystal Palace, which dented their Premiership title race.
PULSE / Page 21 Friday May 9, 2014 / The Standard
[PHOTOS: ELVIS OGINA AND DAVID GICHURU/STANDARD]
Polka dotted outts
are timeless fashion
pieces.
Graphic T-shirts make fun
fashion statements and can
be rocked with an array
of bottoms. Crown your
look up with a great pair of
boots and step out.
Match your
crimson red trouser
ensembles with
an electric blue
clutch purse for that
colourful and fash-
ionable allure.
Denim shorts
are comfort-
able for fun
day outs and
you can carry
on a denim
shirt to layer
on in case it
gets cold.
CELEBRIDE BY DAVID GICHURU
BY SHEILA KIMANI
[PHOTOS: DAVID GICHURU/STANDARD]
Str eet f unk
CELEBRIDE
Pulse: What type of a limo is your
ride?
John Molongho: Its a Range Rover
Sport, a stretch Limousine.
P: Where did you buy it?
JM: I bought it in United Kingdom.
P: Which celebrities have been in
your limo?
JM: Diamond was one of the rst
people; he used the Limo for his video
shoot for Kesho. Others were reggae
artistes Konshens and Tarrus Riley.
P: What makes the ride a VIP offer?
JM: It comes with two champagne
wine bottles.
P: What are the specs of the Limo?
JM: It has been nished with
luxurious seating and a oor that
changes colour. It also has six LCD
screens inside and under body colour
strobes add to its classy appearance.
P: What is its sitting capacity?
JM: It has capacity for eight people,
who can comfortably sit as they enjoy
the at screen TVs and a DVD player.
P: Have you had it spruced up?
JM: Yes, it has decorative lighting
and built-in sound.
John Molongho runs Subru
Motors.
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gal in the hood
WITH ESSCALIBAR
W
hat is the difference
between females at
the ages of nine, 19,
29, 39, 49 and 59? A
lot actually, thanks to
the men in our lives who play a huge
role throughout the stages we go
through. That said, men do actually play
by the rulebook whether they know it or
not and as we go through these ages,
the game changes with our biological
clock.
At age 9 while youre still that little
cute and innocent girl, boys just want to
play and are likely to hurt you and push
you around all in the name of playing.
What does the closest man in her life
do? Take her to bed and tell her a story.
Before you take your mind to the gutter,
this is a genuine relationship between a
daughter and father.
Ten years later she is this gorgeous
girl with a mind of her own willing to
experiment and enjoy her freedom.
This is the stage where she is
partying hard, drinking and whatever
else she couldnt do under her parents
watch. So what happens when she
thinks shes all grown up at 19? You tell
her a story and take her to bed. But of
course, what do you expect her young
mind to do when a good-looking guy
perhaps several years older brings out
his big guns?
Several heartbreaks and games later,
shes still trying to figure out her life and
considering where shes at, you dont
AGE, NOTHING BUT A NUMBER?
EARONTHESTREET
PARTY DEFIES TERROR
A
group of musicians and deejays
had just touched down at Moi
International Airport, Mombasa
for a major party when twin
terror blasts were reported in
Nyali. So how did they overcome the fear to
host the Skylux Sports Broadway anniversary,
one of the best events witnessed in the Coast
in the recent times? Pulse has the exclusive
As two twin blasts rocked the Coastal town
that Saturday evening, three VIP chauffeurs
were cruising through the Mombasa-Malindi
highway towards Moi International Airport.
A number of celebrities from Nairobi among
them deejays and musicians as well as
showbiz writers had just landed at the Coastal
town for the much publicised Skylux Club
anniversary party. Scores of Coastal based
stars were already making their way to the
Mtwapa venue. Beauties had paraded for the
special visitors and every detail had been
observed in what was hyped as the biggest
event of the weekend.
There is a blast. People have died,
Maundu, a Standard newspaper photographer
warned us. He had changed directions and
instead of heading for this all night celebrity
affair was now headed towards the bloody
Nyali scene.
This was the same route we were expected
to use to the Mtwapa party and here we were,
soaked in fear and uncertainty. Another call
came our way. It was Erick Omutere, the
need to tell her any story and take her to
bed.
At 29 she is worried how her friends
and the younger girls are getting hitched
while she remains single. So for that
reason, she is willing to please any Tom,
Dick and Harry to hopefully get him to
stay and commit.
Having searched high and low, her
reservations are gone after suffering too
much pain and if she is still single woe
unto any man who comes her way. She
feels she knows what she wants and can
get what she sets her eyes on especially
if she is that successful career witch
who has the Miss Independent syn-
drome thing going on and that what
men can do women can do better crap.
Being 39, she tells you a story and takes
you to bed.
In no time, her youth is subsiding and
the men who wooed her are no longer
present rather opting for the younger
girls and anyway, how can a woman this
old be single? Something must be
wrong is often the kind of thinking that
pops into many mens head and they run
fast. Taking that shes 49, you tell her a
story to avoid taking her to bed.
Unless you have a thing for sugar
mummies or like cougars, at the age of
59 she is not really the eye candy you
bargained for.
Feeling aged and mature, she
smothers you like a child so what do you
do? Stay in bed all day to avoid her
story.
self-proclaimed bad boy and 27-year-old
virgin also refereed to as the Facebook King
of the Coast.
The party is still on regardlessCheck
how people are responding on my Facebook.
The party aint stopping. This terror wont stop
us, he declared poking some respite among
us.
By the time we were arriving at the Skylux
Sports Club and Lounge that evening, the
venue was packed to capacity. Security had
been beefed up and the establishments
patron Barnard O was personally there to
welcome the guests.
And here was award-winning Coast deejay
DJ Electric, emcee Gates and Spin Cycle
welcoming us as the brainchild behind the
Pwani Celebrity Awards Anita paraded her
models to usher the guests.
On the decks were deejays Mista T, Vice
and Easy Mike. At the VIP end was the
authoritative Coastal Films CEO Hassan
Faisal, Erick Omtere, singer Twenty Two, DJ
Bones and the gorgeous Dya Candy, the
Fuschia Modelling agency boss. On their side
was another table where Pwani radio present-
er DJ Ellon entertained his music producer
colleagues TK 2 and Peter Magic as well as
popular model and socialite Ruthalia Michaels.
Just before we could complete our guard
of honour young millionaire showbiz investor
Mwangi, him of the famous Club Fun Fan
showed up to a warm welcome marked with
animated ululation. Clearly, the terror threats
had been defeated. And the party was on.
This is a great show of unity among
showbiz giants and their fans. This is a big
statement that we can defeat all these (terror)
fear that is threatening to cripple our showbiz
industry. I thank all of you for coming to
celebrate with us as we mark this anniversary,
Bernard said before rising up from his table to
cut the anniversary cake accompanied by his
wife and daughters.
As the clock ticked 2am, the music tempo
increased. The atmosphere was wooing as DJ
Mista T did his nger works magic. The party
rocked.
It was an amazing experience. With all the
terror threats, I wasnt so sure people would
turn in such large numbers, DJ Mista T told
Pulse.
Today, the party stopped terror. We are
more unitedmore vocal, Hassan Faisal
concluded.
PULSE / Page 23 Friday May 9, 2014 / The Standard
OVERHEARD
[PHOTOS: COURTESY]
SEANICE
QUITS SANYU
FM
Seanice Kacungira, the
elder sister to KTNs news
anchor Nancy and former
Capital FM presenter has
called it a day in radio.
The celebrated prolic
presenter quit Ugandas
Sanyu FM on Wednesday.
I really did not want to
do one of those long status
messages that seem to go
nowhere and announce
to the whole world that
a career spanning over a
decade is coming to an
end.
Thank you for the
messages, tweets,
whatsapps and phone
calls saying best of luck
in your future endeavors. I
receive the blessings and
this status is dedicated to
you. I owe you a debt of
gratitude, she thanked on
her social pages.
DIAMOND DEMANDS
FOR PRESIDENTIAL
SUITE, FIRST CLASS
TICKET
Two weeks ago, we exposed Davidos
new performance fee demand now
standing at a whopping Sh4.4 million. He
is arguably the biggest artiste in Africa (or
should we say popular?) and he is reaping
from the moment thanks to his Aye hit.
And up on his heels is Tanzanias Diamond
who has now upped his performance fee
to Sh2.5 million, that before factoring other
logistic issues.
According to the new contract in our
possession, for you to have Diamond
perform here in Kenya, you need to y
in his team of nine, two on First Class
and the rest Economy Class and offer
him a presidential suite during his stay
besides taking care of his crew in ve
double rooms. Other demands on his
card includes six personnel, special
microphones and specic foods among
others.
PREZZO TO
VISIT NEW
MODEL
SINGER IN
CAMEROON
After CMB Prezzo
hosted Cameroonian singer
and model, a former Miss
Cameroon, Irene Major
on a three-day visit here
in Nairobi last week, the
Kenyan bad boy of showbiz
is set for a trip in Cameroon
to reciprocate her gesture.
Exclusively, Pulse
has learned that the two
developed some good
chemistry during the visit
with a source close to them
saying they will be recording
some songs together.
Last week, Pulse carried
exclusive pictures of the two
having a candid moment
at a luxury Yaya Centre
spot where they shared an
evening after which they
expressed their admiration
for each other.
It is true we had a good
conversation.
The details of this
beautiful date will come out
soon, Prezzo told Pulse,
terming Irene as a very warm
hearted and beautiful star.
So is this developing into
something? Keep it here as
details emerge!
RAY C ADMITTED
TO HOSPITAL
Ray C, one of Tanzanias celebrated
singer who has been recuperating at
home after going through rehabilitation
a year ago has been admitted in
hospital. The singer was rushed to
hospital on Tuesday. She had serious
fever, our source said.
A
t the time of going to press, the new Sauti
Sol Nishike (Touch Me) video had generated
280,000 views barely a week after at was
uploaded on YouTube. It is real coarse and the
sexual undertones and suggestive ow has given the song
one of the biggest buzz witnessed in the local scene as
media houses shy away from lming it for the obvious.
And now, Sauti Sol may not care if media houses shy away
from playing the video. They say it is all about creative art
and that the song is a treat to their fans, especially the
female ones.
It was all about taking a risk. The lyrics are very sexy.
The content is not made for everyone. Sauti Sol have
reached a point where they can have a conversation
with their fans through music, Anyiko, the groups
spokesperson told Pulse.
Some stations are playing it and others are not. We like
the reaction, she added.
Anyiko disclosed that the boys stuck in the gym for
three months and were on a serious diet. It was well
planned and we are happy we achieved what we wanted,
Anyiko noted. According to the group, the new transition is
made to get them off their comfort zone as they say they
are no longer boys, but men.
We are no longer boys, we are men. This is a male
band, they said, insinuating that they should draw
female a wide female fan base as it is the case with other
international male-dominated bands.
A man collapsed and died early
this week while having marathon sex
with a university student.
The man had sneaked into the
female students hostel earlier in
the day only to collapse later before
getting pulled back to his car where
he died.
The Ebonyi State University,
Abakaliki, Nigeria, drew panic
among students as the drama
unfolded as the girl dragged the
clandestine lover from her hostel
room before abandoning him in his
car, which he had left outside the
hostels.
Police spokesman in the State,
ASP Chris Anyanwu, conrmed the
incident but said he had not been
fully briefed.
MAN DIES
DURING ILLICIT
UNIVERSITY SEX
RABBIT, NONINIS
SON SHARE BIRTHDAY LOVE
A host of celebrities and fans bombarded Rabbit and Noninis
social media pages with congratulatory messages on Wednesday,
as the two stars celebrated birthdays, one on behalf of Noninis
son. Both May babies were born on the same date.
Happy birthday Rabbit, Pierra cheered as Rabbit insisted he
needed a cake treat. Rabbit happened to be Noninis guest during
his Mojos weekly gig and yes, he got his wish.
BEBE COOL SNEAKS
INTO OGOPA
Following after his main Ugandan rival
Chameleone, and Diamond from Tanzania,
Bebe Cool made a private visit to Nairobi late
last week where he recorded his new video
with Ogopa Deejays. The singer who got his
rst major breakthrough after releasing a hit
with the leading Kenyan stable, years ago,
had his video directed by Ogopa Deejays
CEO Lucas. The video is expected out this
month.
WHY
SAUTI SOL
TOOK THE
SEXUAL RISK
MEET JAGUAR, THE
DRAMA KING
It seems Jaguar cannot go about his life
without inviting some drama. After reportedly
turning down an invite to perform at the
Kilimanjaro Awards. The singer showed up at
Regahs. He came in before the bridal party,
clad in a white T-shirt and a pair of jeans and
in the company of fellow artistes Lugz, Trapee
together with a female friend.
However, instead of sitting on the tables
reserved for the guest, they went to the high
table and sat there. It took the intervention of
the events organisers to request them to go
down and join the other people.
His exit was as dramatic. After giving
a spectacular performance, his entourage
decided to leave. Once outside, a huge crowd
of young fans perhaps eager for his reputed
philanthropy mobbed him. Unfortunately,
he had to be quickly whisked away by the
security team that had surrounded him and,
in two cars, they left with fans running
behind his vehicle, a Jaguar.
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Real name: Alice Zeluji Niyonsaba
Stage name: Alicios Theluji
DOB: November 1987
Claim to fame: Mpita Njia hit (2012)
The singer and songwriter was born
Alice Zeluji Niyonsaba in Eastern DRC
and at the age of seven, the family
moved to Nairobi, Kenya, as refugees.
She has schooled in Nairobi and
Stockholm, Sweden, where she also
pursued her singing career.
With the release of her chart-topping
single Mpita Njia in 2012, Alicios fresh
and powerful melody won the hearts of
East Africas and the Congos public and
has been on a steady rise since then.
Currently, she is pursuing a number of
projects with top artistes like Collo and
Kidum.
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