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TOM BRADLEY
Chancellor Bill Bryson was in Durham on Saturday to lend a hand to Student Community Action’s litterpick - here he is being mobbed by an
over-enthusiastic Chad’s Day crowd. And who said you can’t have a personal relationship with your tutors? Interview on page 3 >>
University honoured as
Olympic training venue ing sporting universities in the they base themselves, or where pean Cross Country Champion- we might attract to the Univer- to the announcement said that it
David Rhys Elward country, and is joined on the list individual athletes can prepare ships and International hockey sity.” would obviously raise the pro-
by several other universities, in- in the run up to the games in festivals, but this is still a big Whilst the University have ÀOHRIWKH8QLYHUVLW\EXWZRXOG
DURHAM UNIVERSITY has cluding Loughborough, Oxford, August, 2012. honour for the University. We plans to develop the sports fa- probably not affect students
been included on a list of sport- Northumbria, and Sunderland. Daniel Lewis, the University’s will be working very closely cilities on both the Durham and since any training would hap-
ing facilities across the country The list of 600 venues will be Deputy Director of Sport told with partners in the North East Queens campuses Mr Lewis pen out of term time.
which will be available as train- published at the Beijing Games Palatinate: “We are obviously to target selected countries with said that these “are part of our Lord Sebastian Coe, Chair of
ing camps for visiting teams, in the summer, and will allow delighted to have been includ- whom we have regional links... long term strategy for sport and the London 2012 Organising
for its facilities for Archery, participating countries an exten- ed. We have a history of host- What impact this will have on are not linked to the possible Committee, said, “It’s a great
Fencing, Football, Hockey, and sive range of high quality elite ing major events and teams, for Durham’s students and their hosting of a training camp.” opportunity for towns through-
Table Tennis. sporting facilities from which example three teams in the Euro possible involvement will large- Adam Wallace, President of out the UK to get involved in our
Durham is one of the lead- they will be able to decide where 96 campaign, World and Euro- ly depend on what size of team the Athletic Union responding plans”.
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year. There has been an increase RQ WRS ZLWK RI VWXGHQWV Right Reverend Kevin Dunn, ing Roman Catholic scholar to
of 6.6% in the overall turnout voting. Similarly to last year’s who had been actively cam- EHFRPHWKHÀUVWSHUVRQWRKROG
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OLI LEWINGTON
The Chancellor was in Durham over the weekend promoting the work of ‘My Friend Oli’, an organisation raising awareness about organ donation.
Oli Lewington and Bill Bryson, pictured top-left and centre with the models of the Hatfield College Charity Fashion Show, met many students, talking about how to improve
the numbers of people, specifically Durham students, who are signed up on the organ donation register. For more information on My Friend Oli visit www.myfriendoli.com.
DURHAM UNIVERSITY
free to charge Plans to relocate the depart-
higher fees? ment’s library to an extension
of the Main library have been
This week the Guardian News- Those arguing for variable fees met by increasing student pro- Music students oppose the relocation
room are kick-starting a debate suggest that extensive bursaries test for months. The plans list- of the music library from Palace Green
that has been rumbling for a and schemes will help those ed in the Gateway project are
while. Vice Chancellors and whose parents cannot fund their part of wider reforms hoping objections, the group states the sentment at the new facilities ´7KLV ZDV WKH ÀUVW WLPH WKDW
Universities across the country education. We are to trust that to improve the university. Yet relocation ignores practicalities being built to house the law li- any discussion which included
are calling on the government this will amend the “national the plans to convert the Palace and recent investment in the brary, whilst ‘music are getting the Music department has taken
to increase the amount they can disgrace” that in 2003 Charles Green Library into a World Her- department. It is also suggested absolutely nothing other than a place. Obviously it is vital that
charge for University educa- Clarke, former education min- itage Sight Visitor Centre have that the relocation of the library weaker department’. everyone understands that this
tion. Eric Thomas, Vice Chan- ister who introduced top up proved controversial among from Palace Green, which has Penny Walters, who has been potential plan of relocation has
cellor of Bristol University says fees, described as the social gap staff and students alike. been the heart of the University spearheading the students’ peti- not gone away.
that “Politicians must bite the among those entering higher According to the Facebook since 1832, will damage the de- tions said in an email sent out “We must still make people
bullet and give universities the education. But I suspect that group ‘Save Palace Green Mu- partment’s reputation and will to all music students: “Bennett aware of our objections to the
freedom to charge higher fees”. such a regressive policy will do sic Department Library’, which PDNH LW PRUH GLIÀFXOW IRU WKH Zon presented both the depart- LGHD DQG EH UHDG\ WR ÀJKW EXW
7KDW·VÀJKWLQJWDONEXWWKHUH the opposite. The fear of debt has attracted more than 800 department to attract top music mental and student documents only when the time is right.”
are plenty of people on the oth- means that students will have to members, the relocation will students, as they compete with to a meeting with the Library Ms Walters will be meeting
er side of the fence pointing out take the gamble and judge at the have disastrous effects upon growing UK and international Steering Committee yesterday. with the VC the Dean and Dr
that a charge of £10,000 a year age of 17 whether or not they competition. There was no positive or nega- Zon on 13 March to discuss the
music in Durham. Listing its
for university education will wish to commit themselves to There appears to be much re- tive response at the time. matter further.
price many students out of the decades of repayments: stu-
market. The suggestion of many
VCs that individual institutions
should be free to set their own
dents won’t be choosing a de-
gree based on what is best for
them, but rather on the price
University has no spending worries
fees is up for discussion when tag attached. Allowing variable debt of £12.4m, Nottingham 7UHDVXU\·V ÀQDQFLDO IRUHFDVW includes refurbishing a building
the government reviews the fees will cement a two-tier edu-
Laura Griffiths Trent University with £7.4m does not rely on the tuition fee at Mountjoy for administrative
current system in 2009. cation system: those who can and the University of London cap being lifted. Durham Uni- RIÀFHVDQGVRPHUHRUJDQLVDWLRQ
The lifting of the current £3145 afford to will naturally pick the IT HAS BEEN reported that with £6.9m. versity raises many of its build- of academic departments on the
cap would allow institutions to expensive universities, whilst universities are more in debt Some universities have ing funds from alumni dona- Bailey. An estimate of £5m is
charge variable fees and mean middle-class students ineligible than at any point in the last dec- planned their spending rely- tions and charities so can afford expected to be spent on refur-
that some, such as Durham, for bursaries will feel priced out ade, due to increased spending ing on the tuition fee cap be- WR PDNH EXLOGLQJV ´ÀW IRU SXU- bishing St. Aidan’s and Grey
would be pitting themselves at of the market. In turn, univer- on building work to meet the ing raised beyond the current pose”. The university also hopes Colleges over the summer. The
the top of the market, whilst sities at the top will struggle to demands of students paying £3,145, meaning their debt has to receive money from research Treasurer said that this build-
others would take more of an remain academically elite. higher fees. escalated. As well as tuition councils and a greater number ing work was not the result of
“economy value” approach. National levels of debt are at The National Student Survey fees, universities depend on of international students. student demand for better facili-
Faced with the choice of a de- an all time high and students has resulted in many universi- funds from the Higher Educa- Durham University does have ties, but simply due to a “need
gree that costs £3000, but is are starting their working lives ties planning additional refur- tion Funding Council for Eng- plans for more building work, for greater capacity.”
perhaps not as good as another knee-deep in repayments. Next bishment and expansion as they land (HEFCE), research funds such as a new Student Serv- Referring to the National
that costs £10,000 but claims to term DSU are launching a realise student dissatisfaction. and the recruitment of interna- ices building at the Science Student Survey, Lubacz com-
be top of the range, which one campaign that will feed into a Data released to The Guardian tional students to avoid debt. Site, which will gather together mented that there was “not a
would you choose? This su- national effort in the run-up to by the Higher Education Statis- Paulina Lubacz, Durham Uni- several scattered departments. direct link” between this and
permarket approach to higher the Government’s 2009 review. tics Agency shows that several versity’s Treasurer, commented A new Law Department, li- the planned building work, but
education strikes me and many We’ll be calculating the Dur- universities had gained debts that although the university has brary extension and executive that the university “takes the
others as a dangerous shift, and ham debt and asking for your of more than £4m by the end of loans, it is not in debt: “Our RIÀFHV DUH DOVR SODQQHG RQ survey very seriously”, so the
sets an irreversible precedent opinions so that by 2009 stu- the 2006-7 academic year. The borrowings are higher than they Stockton Road. This Gateway Treasurer strongly encourages
within the British education dents nationally will be able to universities most affected were were, but we also have a greater programme is part of a planned as many students as possible to
system. ÀJKWIRUDEHWWHUIDLUHUV\VWHP Manchester University with a income.” She insisted that the £60m development, which also take part.
returns home Dmitri Medvedev has secured Kremlin controlled television wife roses prompt protest
victory in Russia’s Presiden- networks, Medvedev portrayed
Prince Harry has returned from tial elections. Medvedev, the himself as a reformer and prom- An Iranian court has ordered Hundreds of farmers will pro-
a secret tour of duty in Afghani- Kremlin supported candidate, ised to crack down on corrup- a man to give his wife the test at the falling price of pork
stan. The Prince, who has been appears to have won with 70.23 tion. Putin has announced that 124,000 roses he promised her this week. With the low price
serving as a tank troop leader per cent of the vote, way ahead he will remain in government LQ KHU GRZU\ DIWHU VKH ÀOHG D of pork and increasing rearing
LQ+HOPDQ3URYLQFHÁHZEDFN of his rivals. His landslide win, once he steps down as presi- FRPSODLQW 7KH PDQ·V ÁDW KDV costs, many farmers are being
early after 10 weeks due to however, has been criticised dent. been seized until he produces forced to quit, which could lead
fears he would be targeted by by commentators who are con- European Union Commission all of the roses. Under Iranian to a pork shortage this summer.
the Taliban. Harry has rejected cerned by the role former presi- President, Jose Manuel Bar- law a woman can claim her Feed prices have doubled in the
the hero label, instead prais- dent Vladimir Putin will play in roso, said he was certain the dowry at any time during a mar- past twenty years and currently
ing those he worked with on the future of Russia’s politics. EU-Russian “strategic partner- riage or when getting divorced. farmers are losing £20 for eve-
the front line. The Prince also Medvedev has never held a ship” would continue, whilst The woman decided to claim ry pig raised. Another cause
thanked the press for keeping SROLWLFDO RIÀFH EHIRUH EXW LV other Western governments her roses to punish her husband RI SURÀW GHFOLQH LV WKH VWULFW
his deployment secret for so supported by Putin. In his cam- have said they look forward to of ten years for being ‘very British regulations, which the
long and said that he hopes to paign, which was publicised working with him, though they stingy’. In the Iranian capital, rest of Europe does not have to
go back to Afghanistan as soon through staged public events avoided commenting on the Tehran, a long-stemmed rose abide by, making British pork
as possible. and widely broadcasted on the election itself. costs about $2 or £1.10. more expensive to produce.
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GEORGE BAIRSTOW
dents were also warned to avoid
using a pathway near the col-
lege chapel, as it was feared
that the Chapel Cross, which
had seemed to be swaying in the
wind, might fall down.
As well as this, the computer
room in Palace Green Library
TOM BRADLEY
So you want to be a
journalist?
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Palatinate. No matter what you like to write about - breaking news, opinion pieces, the latest gigs and shows,
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just ask our former editors (we won’t name names... but you know who we mean). Not only is it great for the
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However, it’s not only about the writers - we also want the most talented illustrators, cartoonists,
photographers, designers, subeditors... and keep your eyes peeled for a whole host of editorial
positions coming up for grabs next term.
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Keep your custard pies to yourself: attention-seeking charity is degrading
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as we crossed into one of the locked Serbia and Bosnia, but
country’s two federal entities, its thousands of kilometres
the Republika Srpska, at the of coast and 1,185 islands are
T
hink you need to jump fewer visitors in the 90s than Continue south down a sleek vided between Catholic Croats the beaten track and where is
on a plane and fly half in previous decades. new motorway for a couple and Muslim Bosnians. possible to get hold of a boat
way around the world to But it’s all change now, and of hours and you’ll reach Bel- But the town itself is an ut- and just camp in the isolated
do some backpacking on the with the area largely open for grade, population two million terly idyllic place to spend a beaches you happen to come
cheap and relive your Gap year business, discerning student and capital of Serbia and once few days wandering its mar- across. On any of these islands
days? Sure that everywhere in backpackers are flocking to ex- of the federal Yugoslavia itself. kets and taking day trips out the best thing to do is hire a
Europe is now either package- plore this slice of the Western The city was, until a few years to the surrounding country- motorbike for a few days and
tour gridlock or fast becoming Balkans. So this summer, why ago, a dark, forbidding place side where you can spend the set off exploring on the desert-
that way, with hoardes of stag not get a car of mates togeth- of crumbling communist-era day relaxing by bottle-green ed country roads.
weekend party-goers swarm- er, set aside a couple of weeks facades that suffered consid- lakes and tumbling waterfalls And when you fancy moving
ing off hourly EasyJets from and explore a little bit of what erably under NATO bombings on from Croatia you could also
Biarritz to Budapest? this fantastic corner of Europe in 1999 and years of sanctions. add any of the other smaller
Think again. There’s still one has to offer. Now, while the streets may republics to your list; wealthy
corner of southern Europe eve- My suggestion is to glide still be a little potholed and EU-member Slovenia would
ry bit as beautiful and warm as down the autobahns of Ger- the grey tower blocks still pre- make a good entry (or exit
Italy or Greece. It has stunning many, Austria and Hungary and dominate in the suburbs, the “drink at sylish point) and has Alpine scenery
beaches, pulsating nightlife cross into Serbia, the largest of nightlife is electric and you can rooftop bars that to match Switzerland’s at half
and breathtaking mountain the republics and the rump of get an apartment for less than the price. Tiny Montenegro (of
scenery. It’s easy to get to, what was the former Yugosla- 20 euros per person per night. make you feel Casino Royale fame) has south-
safe, visa-free and the locals via. Now the country may have In fact, Serbia’s currency, the like you could be ern Europe’s only fjord and is
are dead friendly. It’s also one had a lot of bad press during dinar, is one of Europe’s weak- apparently the ‘next Croatia’,
of the cheapest parts of the the Miloševic years and is now est: change 50 euro, and you’ll in Dubai for the while a visit to little known
continent. in a bit of a huff with the West be presented with a wedge of price of a pint in Macedonia would probably
Now if I was to tell you I was over Kosovo, but the country banknotes worth over 4,000 impress even the most jaded
talking about the former Yu- itself is fascinating. dinars that will last you for Kingsgate” of Gap-year bores. And while
goslavia; seven small nations in Just a couple of hours later days. in Kosovo tensions remain
south-eastern Europe flanked you’ll get to the second city of After a few days soaking up high, the sheer excitement of
by Austria and Hungary in the Novi Sad; and if you’re pass- Belgrade’s nightlife and relax- venturing to the tiny country
north and Greece to the south, ing through from the 10th to ing in its cool riverside bars, a mere months after its inde-
would you be surprised? Pos- the 14th of July this year you’ll we headed south and east for before heading back into town pendence is surely to be worth
sibly. But a lot’s changed since discover a town so packed the border with Bosnia-Herze- and drinking at stylish rooftop the effort, and it is still perfect-
the devastating wars of the with partygoers and clubbers govina, arguably the country bars that make you feel like ly safe as long as you avoid the
1990s that saw Yugoslavia dis- it makes Ibiza seem like a re- that has suffered the most in you could be in Dubai for the border area with Serbia.
integrate killed off the old fed- tirement resort. The university recent history and, if you scan price of a pint in Kingsgate. So this summer if you’re
eration’s tourist industry. city plays host to Exit, voted recent news articles, an eco- Once you’ve had enough of thinking of getting out there
So while the Spanish Costas Europe’s best festival in 2007 nomic basket case, hotbed of that, you can head down to the and holidaying ‘off the beat-
and the Greek islands were and likely to continue to sur- people trafficking and drug coast in Croatia, a mere couple en track’, keep the Balkans in
fast concreted over, this part pass the likes of Glastonbury smuggling. All of this, howev- of hours south. Now Croatia is mind: there is really is no need
of the Med actually received and Reading again this year. er, seemed far from our minds more touristy than both land- to re-live your Gap year.
Generally speaking
A suspension on the East Coast Main Line disrupted plans for the visit of General Sir Mike
Jackson at the Durham Union Society, with the potential for his address to be the biggest
event of the Epiphany Term. Hours before his planned visit, the former Chief of the General
Staff of the British Army talked politicians, princes and peacekeeping with Matthew Walters.
versity of getting to the heart of the recognise this independence. security forces were capable, “ was defeated. What’s Jackson’s
Birmingham, matter, it’s Jackson’s voice that Jackson himself has great po- he explains. “The worst thing take on Mahmoud Ahmadine-
Jackson entered has been heard loudest in re- litical knowledge and military happening in Iraq over the last jad’s actions in recent months,
the Intelligence cent weeks as the details of experience of Kosovo, having six to nine months – something and the way in which the West
Corps at the age Prince Harry’s ten-week tour played a prominent role in the I find very interesting – is that should respond?
of nineteen in of Afghanistan emerged. Jon NATO campaign in the Balkans the violence has been really “Should one have a concern
1963. “To succeed Snow, one of Britain’s foremost in the late-1990s. Of this he inter-ethnic. about the direction in which
in the military,” broadcasters, has advanced opines: “Getting recognition “It’s the manifestation of a Iran appears to be moving?
he explains, “you the argument that the involve- of Kosovo’s independence, political problem. The Sunni My answer would be yes. It’s
have to have a ment of prominent members particularly among Russia and minority were favoured un- a large, potentially powerful
sense of purpose. of the royal family is purely China, will be quite a big task. der Saddam Hussein. They country. It’s not at all easy to
It’s not just a job. a form of advertisement, a It’s been ten years since things very much were in positions discern what the real policy
It’s a way of life. recruitment drive. Jackson re- really started to go wrong in coming from Tehran is.
The word in the sponds: “Jon Snow’s perfectly Kosovo. The Balkans conun- “They do seem to be set
military is commit- entitled to his opinion, but it drum starts and finishes with upon nuclear development
ment, and you have seems rather far-fetched to Kosovo. with a worrying possibility of
to be pretty com- me. The first thing to remem- “We achieved three things in “He was a a military dimension to that.
mitted to what you ber is that the law permits the operation in 1999: we pre- We’re right to be concerned.
bring. You’ve got to any British citizen to apply to vented a reoccurrence of the consummate Iran needs to be engaged with
be able to understand join the armed forces. There’s appalling ethnic slaughter that professional as in a sensible way. When you re-
other people pretty no law that denies that right went on in Bosnia; we pro- member that these two coun-
well too. It’s all about to any particular individual, duced stability and a degree of a soldier. He tries (Iraq and Iran) fought
working with people, whether they’re a member of law and order in Kosovo; and understood a very bitter war for eight or
particularly in the sense of the royal family or not. Prince finally, we were able to buy nine years, it’s important that
teamwork. That’s extreme- Harry had every right to apply time for a political settlement the business of these two biggest countries
ly important in successful to the Army, which he did. If to be reached. Sadly, after ten soldiering and in the region have a relation-
soldiering. You’ve got to the country thought he should years, it proved very difficult to ship.”
have courage – both physi- not join the Army, Parliament arrive at a political settlement he understood It will come as no surprise
cal and moral – and that’s would be invited to legislate that pleased all concerned.” soldiers.” to many readers that Jackson
pretty clear. And as you go accordingly. Jackson assumed the posi- counts among his military he-
on, you develop a greater “Secondly, both William and tion of the Chief of the Gen- roes the Duke of Wellington.
understanding of the po- Harry chose to join the Army, eral Staff just a matter of days Jackson’s comments on the
litical-military interface, and I can only applaud that – before the campaign in Iraq Duke of Wellington could
which is ever-present for not because it’s to the Army’s began in 2003. From his dis- quite easily have been spo-
obvious reasons.” benefit, which arguably it is, tanced standpoint as an in- of running the country. With ken by a politician regarding
It was on transferring to but because it’s important for formed spectator of events, the elections that have taken Jackson himself, with the man
the Parachute Regiment these two young men that are and now boasting eighteen place, we’re obviously going to nicknamed ‘Darth Vader’ and
in 1970, and serving in so crucial to Britain’s future to months of hindsight since uncover a complete different ‘The Prince of Darkness’ by
Northern Ireland, learn more about the armed his withdrawal from his posi- form of demographic weight- his troops held in the highest
that Jackson was to forces. They’ll learn more about tion at the head of the British ing. The origins of the inter- respect: “He was a consum-
meet the military their fellow Brits through Army, he views recent hando- ethnic violence was down to mate professional as a soldier.
figure he still cites this. I would put forward the vers of responsibility for secu- that – the shift of power. We He understood the business of
I
t has been just over as his biggest in- thought that nowhere else, rity in the country as a positive have some way to go, of that soldiering and he understood
eighteen months fluence, Frank in no other profession, would sign. “The handover of pri- there’s absolutely no doubt. soldiers.”
since General Sir Mike Kitson. “I first the heir to the throne be sat in mary responsibility for secu- But things are different and Few would deny that Jack-
Jackson relinquished his met Frank Kitson a trench in the pouring rain – rity in Basra was part of a long things are better in Iraq than son, one of the highest-profile
post as Chief of the General when I was a young cold, tired – with a young man strategy – perhaps three years they have been certainly in a generals in post-Second World
Staff, withdrawing from the officer in Northern Ireland,” from a difficult background, or more – on a province-by- very long time.” War Britain, has displayed pos-
intense media and political Jackson notes. “It was a very from one of the rougher areas province basis when there was The Durham Union Soci- session of these very qualities
spotlight after a three-year difficult time, and he was a of one of the big cities. agreement on the sides of the ety recently held a debate in in some of the most intense
tenure in which he had suc- superb leader – one watched “A year ago, when it was be- Coalition and the Iraqis, and which the motion of whether military and political climates
cessfully commanded British and learned from the way he ing mooted in the media of when it was felt that the Iraqi we in Britain should fear Iran in recent history.
troops in the Coalition’s opera- handled things. “Frank had a whether or not Harry should
tion in Iraq. Having called time great clarity of thought. He go, we made the right deci-
on a military career spanning never suffered fools gladly, but sion in not allowing Harry to
almost forty-five years, taking go. Because of all the public
in everything from the Intelli- fuss, there would undoubtedly
gence Corps to the Allied Rap- have been an increased risk to
id Reaction Corps, Sir Mike’s the safety of Harry and his fel-
formidable and dynamic per- low soldiers. On this occasion,
sonality has made a seamless
transition into the world of
“it’s important for credit is due all round: credit
to Harry, who was determined
political media coverage and these two young to play his part; credit to the
political commentary. Indeed, Army, for coming up with a
he has been almost ubiquitous
men that are so
plan that allowed him to do
in the media spotlight since his crucial to Britain’s this; and credit to the media,
retreat into civilian life, releas- particularly the British media,
ing an autobiography (simply
future to learn
for acting responsibly. It’s a
entitled Soldier) and com- more about the very big shame that somebody
mentating on current affairs acted selfishly and irrespon-
through programmes such as armed forces” sibly by leaking the fact onto
Newsnight and Sunday AM. the Internet.”
On the transition from mili- Last month, Kosovo declared
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Ever wondered how to buy a vintage car, how much the
gargantuan Google is worth, or how Sarah Ferguson feels
about family values? Elizabeth Shrives, Emily Purser and
Christopher Carr have trawled the
internet to find
the answers.
Caught in
the web
A Tale of
Two Cities
For all the bad press
ess Durham gets from other universities about being small and
boring, most of ourur students rate our little cobbled town quite highly
highly. But how
does it stack up when rated against another academically prestigious university?
We sent Izzy Arundel to York to infiltrate their lectures, their Union and even their
version of Klute. So who came out on top? Now there’s a tough question...
genitalia when he fell in on his café, which did a fine selection with its slightly dingy, cold in-
bike. Not that that was really of smoothies, including a yo- terior.
the lake’s fault. ghurt and muesli one which I Community spirit is pretty big,
The lecture hall interior con- got particularly excited about. and you can tell, despite the
tinued with the 60s theme; Durham should really intro- lack of ‘proper’ colleges and
blue and purple paint with duce these. a Union: the newspaper tells
pink lights interspersed with me of how, when a spate of
chipboard… and a blackboard. robberies occurred on cam-
All very kitsch. Thankfully, the pus, the students arranged a
soft-spoken Italian man lectur- patrol throughout the night,
ing neglected his microphone “the York eventually catching the filthy
rather so my head didn’t take an ex-
newspaper talks ruffians.
C
ommon student folklore recounted a time when some- tra pounding. To my surprise I In the sunlight, if you ig-
similar. ‘Ziggy’s’ was disap-
about York seems to in-
clude a lot of birdlife;
one stood for election be-
cause he lost a bet. And then
pointingly clean in compari- also managed to get into the about how the nored the car-parks, the cam-
son, and spacious: it had three library- unthinkable in Durham pus almost looked pretty. The
one friend told me about used this to advertise himself
floors. The club appeared to be without a NUS card and the YUSU welfare lake, ducks and pirates defi-
how, on his open day, he was on all of the election posters. treat-your-campus-card-like- natly soften it up, and stops
a rather weird house, complete
lured in by a story of how two The head of the Socialist Soci-
with banisters and carpets. The a-bank-card security policy. It officer was the campus from being a cruel
students woke up to a blank ety was generally redundant
memory and a terrible smell in in the proceedings. He too
soft core pallet I have devel- was open plan and with gal-
leries, so if you didn’t want to
forced to resign joke in comparison to York it-
self, 10 minutes away on the
oped for music at Durham lead
their room. On further inspec-
tion, they found a penguin
seemed apathetic. The main
gossip about him involved the
me straight to the ‘cheesy’ work you could easily spy on after hitting a bus, with its castles, Cathedral
room. people. Apart from a distinct and tea rooms. It occurred to
in the bath, stolen from York time he ‘nearly’ came across
After throwing some shapes lack of Jack Wills and stash, the second year.” me that York’s fate could be
Zoo. Trophying traffic cones the head of the Conservative average York student seemed Durham’s if the Council have
to B*Witched, Aqua and the
is a bit done, I suppose. Other Society. Exciting stuff. very similar to a Durham one. their way and the Bailey Col-
like and with some cheap shots
stories revolve around ducks: if Despite all of the chat about I also popped into a curious lages and departments are
down me, I felt sufficiently
you find a golden feather from ‘only ten per cent of the stu- little room with a reception Compared to Durham, doing eventually shuffled up the hill.
confident to brave the belly of
the golden duck you will get a dents voting,’ by my standards and a photocopier, which my anything academic would go Would it actually be that bad?
the club, the ‘dance’ level. This
First, apparently. York boasted very fiery politics friend informed me was one down like a hot sugary tea, as So, back to Durham and
was more like Klute; sweat was
On arrival, I was told to lose even with the pirate set aside: of the only Student Union the atmosphere is so relaxed with my superiority back in
running off the walls, there
my “bullshit sense of superi- the front story of the York rooms. Apparently, York has and homely. Everything is place, I will openly relish hav-
was a funky odour, and it was
ority”, which I automatically newspaper talks about how no real Union to speak of, and there for you where you need ing my lectures in different
rammed. The dance music list
have being from Durham, and the YUSU welfare officer was their collegiate system seems it, and you don’t have to rush places and my department be-
included tracks from Faithless
was then promptly taken to a forced to resign after hitting to be having a few teething anywhere. Lecture halls were ing half way up Old Elvet. Nev-
(out there!) and any intimida-
‘Have I Got News For York’, a a second year. Her feminism, problems due to lack of fund- bright and open with seating er again will I complain about
tion I might have felt at the
comedy night in a packed out in addition to standing for La- ing. One event, arranged in areas in between them, with the cobbles having an adverse
thought of a deviation from
lecture hall. The panel includ- bour chancellor, made her a college, is notoriously remem- the kind of sofas and chairs effect on my bike. Instead of
the Klute playlist was removed
ed two wise-cracking English hate figure for the right wing bered for having only two peo- which appear in DFS adverts, cursing the freshers for sing-
by the thoughtful interspersal
students, leader of the Social- students who provoked this ple turn up. Still, as everything and a nice smell of freshly ing their college songs about
of YMCA and Gloria Gaynor.
ist Society, two technicians re- brawl. Even she acknowledges and everybody is on campus, brewed coffee wafting around Hatfield going to see the Pope
Various fancy-dress bar crawls
ferred to as ‘elves’ and a fully that it was probably wise for with the concrete buildings the place. It was a stark con- or Cuths’ version of ‘Angel’, I
also made me feel at home
clad pirate with a duck on his a fist-wielding welfare officer and convenient buses binding trast to the science-site where will gently goad them on. My
with the usual brightly col-
shoulder, who was running for to step down. When asked everyone together in a big stu- the vending machines in the only drinking will take place in
oured afro wigs and U.V. paint.
sabbatical President. So far, so why she hit the second year, denty mass of grey, perhaps a tiny library café hardly induce a college bar, however sticky it
Also, lots of Pirates. A punnet
surreal. in particular, she claimed that Union might have been a bit you to stay on longer than is is and how ever many times I
of cheesy-chips later and I
Throughout the evening I it was “nothing personal, ob- pointless. Good student servic- strictly necessary, and the DSU, have to watch the assigned
could have been in Durham.
learned that the golden duck es are provided on the cam- ‘lash monster’ do a yard. As for
On waking up with a hang-
(Trevor) had died but was go- pus; shops and a nice big the Union, well,
over the next day, the thought
ing to be replaced by two now I have a
of ‘infiltrating’ the campus
horny golden ducks of oppo-
site sexes, so presumably more
“On arrival, and going to a lecture, made certain amount
me feel slightly green. I real- of fondness
students will be getting Firsts if I was told ised that I had definitely done for concrete
it is to be a fruitful spring. The blocks.
banter was self-depreciating; to lose my things the wrong way around.
Still, nothing that a greasy
apparently they have just had
a damp squib of a RAG week, “bullshit sense spoon breakfast couldn’t sort
out. Fifteen minutes later and
raising less than they did last
year. Their newspaper, the
of superiority”, my senses were assaulted with
rows of concrete blocks which
‘Nouse’ claims that other uni- which I made up various buildings on
versities of the same size raise
twice the amount they did, automatically the campus; however, a big
artificial lake gave the area
Durham raising 10 times the
amount. Ahh, Durham’s big have being from some appeal, like a kitchen-
sink-esque Vienna.
heart.
Other topics up for discus-
Durham.” When pointing
out how much
sion was that, rather disturb-
I liked it, I was
ingly, the pirate will probably
promptly told
win in the election; his avid
that you had to
fans will vote several times viously. We’ve just known and
get a tetanus jab
over to make sure of this (a loathed each other for about
if you so much
few eye-patches were in the 18 months.” Here’s hoping we
as even looked
audience) and the rest of the don’t see that in Durham!
at the water, it
population is too apathetic to I was then promised a typical
stinks in the sum-
vote at all. Apathy seems to studenty night out “in the worst
mer because of
be a recurrent theme in York, nightclub ever”. This tagline is
all the duck shit,
and something they are rather normally reserved for Klute,
and someone’s
proud of. The pirate himself so I was expecting something
mate ruined his
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>
through the archives and
found students musing
about everything from
library opening hours
and charity events to
the town-gown divide -
even a flood of articles
complaining about a
lack of news in Durham.
We give you some
vintage material from
>>
the paper’s earliest days. Scandal
Chad’s JCR banned Palati-
nate after a downhill slide in
>
Bored much?
Now you can fill in your very
own ‘Palcross’ - complete with
clues that refer to fairy stories
and even the Bible. You can’t
help but feel that they underesti-
mated their audience a little.
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40s college ents
Hatfield Day 1948 included an SCR sherry
party and croquet on the lawns. And who
said bailey colleges were Rah?
Rowing success
The winners of the 1948 Ladies’ Invitation
race stop for a breather by Elvet Bridge
>
Fierce opinion
The 1957 Wolfenden Report
sparked intense controversy in
its reccommendations to legalise
homosexuality and prostitution.
This is one letter on the topic.
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students were Northern. They’re or two. In those days women his biggest break of all: being
all Southern now. They’re all could not entertain male friends chosen to write the Beatles’ only
posh and rich. And the girls are after a certain time so we de- official biography. This meant a
extremely attractive.” cided the best way to leave and rather liberal existence even af-
Hunter, on the other hand, not be noticed was disguised as ter studenthood, hanging out
came to Durham as a rather poor a woman. with the lads and talking about
Carlisle lad, supported entirely “I put on Margaret’s coat, their lives for hours every day,
by a government grant. But this wrapped her college scarf and sitting around Abbey Road while
didn’t hinder his experience ex- walked boldly through the lodge John Lennon scribbled songs.
cept in one vital respect: “I could gateway. Outside I took off the Since then he has ghostwrit-
never afford what all students coat and scarf. There was a cou- ten several biographies; John
wore in the 1950s, the absolute ple in the alleyway, and I could Prescott’s is currently a work-in-
must – a duffel coat. When tak- see the man watching me. progress. Biographies are Hunt-
ing a girl out and wanting to “He turned out to be the edi- er’s favourite work because he
impress, I borrowed one from tor of Cherwell [Oxford’s inde- is fascinated by people’s memo-
Edmund Vardy-Binks who lived pendent student newspaper]. ries. His extensive collection of
below me in the keep. Some- He flogged the story to the Daily Durham memorabilia and Pa-
ALEX MARSHALL
times, I admit, without telling Sketch, a popular tabloid, later latinate cuttings help him to
him first, which pissed him off as brought out by the Daily Mail.” recapture some of his own most
he had to stay in.” After graduation Hunter’s cut- treasured times.
Things have changed since tings helped him to get a job
poor Edmund was stuck in his with the Manchester Evening
room while Hunter went out on Chronicle but he lamented the
I
nterviewing Hunter Davies is be a journalist. the pull. fact that there “wasn’t the fun The Beatles, Football and Me is a
a lot like spending time with “I started off as the advertis- In the 1950s there were only of Palatinate, where you’re in- memoir by Hunter Davies, priced
an intelligent, slightly devi- ing manager just so I’d have nine colleges in Durham: six for volved in every aspect of creat- £18.99 (hardback). It contains a
ant 10-year-old boy. He is ener- something to put on my CV. men and three for women. There ing a newspaper.” chapter dedicated to Durham
getic, fun to be around and he Then one day the editorial team were no mixed colleges, which Hunter wasn’t restricted by life. Hunter’s article document-
doesn’t hesitate to ask cheeky – a Hatfield clique of course – is something Hunter appears to a junior reporter’s position for ing his visit to Durham in Oc-
questions. moaned that there was a hole in envy today. Trevs didn’t exist at long. He was soon writing for tober 2007 will be published in
“Have you got any sherry?” the paper. I heard myself saying the time, but Hunter has heard the Sunday Times, which led to Durham First in April.
is one that particularly sticks in ‘I’ll fill your hole.’ during his trip that the college
the mind, given that it was 10 “I wrote a column about Dur- is the least liked: “Is that right?
o’clock in the morning. Hunter ham stereotypes. I did a rower, Trevs is the most unpopular?” he
was chatting to Castle’s Senior then a theology student, and so asks Damien. Damien doesn’t
Man, Damien Gomez, and he on. I called it ‘A Life in the Day answer. “They also get the best
was keen to find out if the al- of...’ which I thought was terribly results though, don’t they? My
cohol privileges are the same clever. After that I wrote all sorts theory is they’re so boring they
today as when he was a Castle of bits and pieces. It seemed so have nothing to do apart from
student. much better than attending bor- study.
“I used to have a sherry allow- ing lectures and writing boring “The same goes for scientists.
ance when I was Senior Man. essays.” You know how boring they are,
You were meant to give it to going to labs all the time.”
important guests but you al- Hunter also notes that plenty
ways saved it to share with your of things are exactly the same –
girlfriend, of course.” He is told
there is no sherry, but there is
“I used to have a the drinking habits in particular.
“I used to row. God knows why
port, which appears to be a sat- sherry allowance I did it, but I enjoyed the boat
isfactory answer. club dinners. Each term, they
It is the first time Hunter when I was Senior were the biggest piss-ups in col-
Davies has been back to Dur-
ham during term-time since he
Man. You were lege.
“My roommate must have hat-
graduated 50 years ago, but he meant to give it ed being lumbered with me...
hasn’t forgotten the mischief to I would come back drunk and
be had. Reminiscing about the to guests but you be sick out of the window, or
drinking, the girls and the fun is
as important as his official duties
always saved it to on the floor, if I couldn’t reach
the window in time.” On an-
- picking up an Honorary Fellow share with your other occasion Hunter threw an
award and researching an article orange through a stained glass
for Durham’s alumni magazine, girlfriend.” window at a Castle formal. He
Durham First. didn’t get sconced because he
But having ‘work’ to do doesn’t didn’t get caught.
bother Hunter. His passion for It was during his third year
T
penning has made him one of he cheekiness employed that Hunter became editor of
the most famous journalists, bi- in his first columns is still Palatinate, at the same time
ographers and sports writers of present today as he inter- that he took on the role of Cas-
the past 40 years. Current jobs views Damien for his Durham tle’s senior man. Despite the
include writing for The Guard- First article. Hunter has an envi- intensity of holding two time-
ian and The Independent, and able knack for asking blunt and consuming positions the student
he has a weekly sports column in direct questions while remain- newspaper became an unprece-
the New Statesman magazine. ing extremely likeable, helping dented success. At the time a Pa-
His books on the Beatles and to explain why his writing is so latinate issue cost money, but he
footballers such as Wayne Roon- engaging and revealing. still managed to shift 1,500 cop-
ey and Paul Gascoigne have sold “Where are you from?” he asks ies every time it was produced.
millions. Damien. He is told Singapore. There were only 1,500 students
A good chunk of his sentimen- “Good. You’re the only black in the university.
tal feeling for Durham stems guy I’ve seen here.” After learn- Hunter even managed to sell
from the fact that this is where ing that the vice-president is also some of his student stories to the
it all began. That half century foreign - an African-American national papers – and made an
ago Hunter edited Palatinate, girl - he is even more impressed. unexpected appearance in one
which he says is “definitely the “In my day it was totally differ- himself: “Once when I was visit-
best fun I have ever had in jour- ent. Castle is notorious for its ing my girlfriend Margaret, who
nalism. I knew after doing the lack of ethnicity. And when I was was studying at Oxford, we real- Hunter’s last issue of Palatinate as Editor in December
student paper that I wanted to here about 80 per cent of the ised I had overstayed by an hour 1957 featured this tribute from his Deputy Editor, Jill Burtt
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DURHAM
HA
Fornication and lives
VES
LIVES
Not everyone
the
e in Durham
ste
stereotypical
mortification
student lifestyle.
le.
Lucy Laycock k metm Carol
Starkey, whose se first
fi year
at Durham was cut short
by cancer. Carol
arol is now a
Cuth’s fresherr – second
se time
around.
Within a week of arriving in Durham, you’d be hard pushed not to see a naked body,
and not just after a drunken night out. Our penchant for the debauched is becoming
T
oday Carol got up
quite a phenomenon, with people keen to give up their dignity at an alarming speed. at 5:50am to cox the
college girls VIII. She
Dipal Acharya and Nell Killin had the misfortune of witnessing a Mr and Mrs College went to lectures for a few
competition, which made even a rugby social look positively demure. hours, and then worked in
Miss Selfridge for the whole
to rationalise it that recall the line-up of manginas own personal boundaries and Or do they? It’s undeniable afternoon. Sound like an
way; they are serving and alcohol-slathered torsos of culminating in yet another that the diversion of public exhausting day? Then take
the public and charitable the male competitors to realise bout of public nudity. humiliation and the nature of into account that, just a year
organisations by bearing Durham’s penchant for the hu- So what is this obsession we the gossip it generates play ago, Carol was in hospital
their assets to a more than man form. seem to have with stripping upon a very human curiosity. receiving chemotherapy for
obliging audience, and in- We all revel in a good spec- off, and must it always be cou- Regardless of whether or not a life-threatening form of
dulging Durham’s lust for nu- tacle, but by accepting this as pled with excessive alcohol you are crapulous, the sight bone cancer.
dity and sordid antics. Who the norm are we beginning to consumption? It would seem of the untanned, unshaven Carol originally came to
are we to judge? We’re take too many risks and push so. The Student Union itself legs of someone you know (or Durham in 2006 as a biol-
here aren’t we? What we the boundaries of propriety in has no less than three societies rather, thought you did) will ogy student, but within
are about to describe may devoted to the exploration and not fail to get you thinking, three weeks her life was
not be the most tasteful of enjoyment of our liquid friend; and more importantly talk- totally transformed as the
subjects, but is an intrinsic part the Wine, Cocktail and Pimms ing, until the next scandal. The pain in her arm was diag-
of university culture, and actu- societies are all revered and point is that, more often than nosed as something much
ally highly fascinating (even if highly attended institutions not, nudity is approached and
more sinister. Osteosarcoma
it is in a slightly pervy way.) within Durham student life. received in good spirits; DUCK
Let’s not beat around the
“We think This sentiment is unsurprising- week draws upon this interest
only affects one in a million
people, and is most common
bush – a minute by minute stapling objects ly pervasive, extending to the and channels it in a productive
amongst our age group. Al-
account would, quite frankly, sporting and social spheres of way to raise money for char-
be boring and repetitive – we to your bottom the University. Initiations into ity. You will encounter nudity most ten months of hospital
stays and treatment later,
know we saw you there too. the sports clubs can, at times, at least once in your student
The rather lovely Ms Cuth’s, would have be disturbing in their nature. career, and so we say embrace and Carol was able to cel-
normally of a modest and de- Members can be forced to it. Hopefully it will make you ebrate her 20th birthday and
mure temperament, succeeded
been enough down successive pints, shots feel a little more worthy, if not the end of her treatment.
in ruffling a few feathers in her to exceed and yards before having to ful- liberated afterwards. And if it Despite the trials of hair loss
and being minus 13cm of
charitable quest to secure her fil the disconcerting challenges is much too disturbing for your
crown. Some may argue there expectations” set by their superiors. These refined and cultured palette, bone, she was raring to get
was a bit too much flesh on come to include the notorious remember, worse things hap- back to Durham.
show, but we all hold liberal ‘naked pen at sea. Just over a month later
views here and so say, “good Bailey she was back, same room,
S
ink it fresher and on you girl!” So what was the r u n ’ same college, to give be-
get your rack out!” The clincher? Was it her wit and ( w e ing a Fresher a second shot.
audience are ready and ingenuity for recounting such our efforts to satisfy our curi- h a v e However the illness has left
inebriated, the participants a memorable joke? Or maybe osity? Although not ones for person- its effect and Carol has se-
scantily clad and barely able to the moving rendition of her shallow gossip, we hear a po- ally ex- vere movement restric-
stand up, and all in the name favourite song? Or was it just tential Mr Grey suffered quite perienced tion in her right arm,
of charity. This is DUCK Week, the fact she got her baps out? an ordeal in his attempts to this ordeal being unable to lift it
and we are witnessing one of We’re reserving judgement on obtain the much-coveted title. as naïve above her waist. Even
the many Mr and Mrs College that one and will leave it to Having already undergone the freshers), so, at no point has
competitions, renowned for you. usual embarrassing challenges, and the ‘fly- she let this damage her
debauchery, scandal and the What we will say is that naked- he then, fuelled by copious ing pigeon task’ student experience. Just lis-
power to fuel the breakfast ness seemed to be the recur- amounts of alcohol, proceeded (when members tening to Carol’s list of hob-
time gossip for many weeks to ring motif, even the defining to position a silicone phallus are compelled to hurl bies is enough to make me
follow. These people are para- feature of the University-wide (that’s a dildo to the rest of us) themselves against the tired. Although she has had
gons of virtue, if you choose competition. One only has to up his bottom. Not to be out- chipboard scaffolding that to give up many of her fa-
done, it seems that a potential lines the cathedral, result- vourite watersports, she en-
Miss Chad’s is overwhelmed by her success Mr. Mildert was thinking along ing in gross bodily harm and joys badminton, hill-walking
similar lines. We think stapling substantial memory loss). and canoeing. She has even
objects to your bottom would Still all good fun, right? We created a new technique in
have been enough to exceed believe as responsible student order to carry on playing the
expectations, but in his quest drinkers that all things taken flute.
for college domination he in moderation are fine, and Lectures were yet another
took it that little bit further. this includes nudity. There challenge, as writing causes
To maintain his supporters’ is no accounting for those her damaged shoulder to
zeal, he then went on to swim extremists out there swell painfully. Luckily with
across the college lake, result- (cough – rugby boys – the help of her ‘EEE PC’ lap-
ing in a tetanus shot having cough), but taken with top, she can take notes. The
to be administered due to the a pinch of salt, it’s all future is bright, and Carol
filthy nature of the water. If mostly harmless. says her experience may
these displays are only at the So what about potentially lead her into
college level of the competi- the teetotal stu- the field of medicine. She
tion, we wonder what the con- dent population? continues to speak at Bone
test will hold at the University Without the aid Cancer Research confer-
stage. of beer goggles ences and is open about her
In anticipation of the Mr and these activities experience.
Mrs Durham contest, due to lose their air of When asked how she feels
take place in the Summer term, amusement and to be back she grinned and
we need only think back to the forego a lot of said, “fantastic”. Whilst the
final of 2007. Held in Love- their charm. cancer is part of who she is,
shack, a mammoth jism ring she does not want it to take
was constructed in the middle over her life. She tells me
of the club, with the activities that we should not take an-
TOM BRADLEY
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Durham across the Easter holi-
days.
The Sage Gateshead will be playing host to Gateshead International Jazz Festival
Theatre
Here’s the pick of the best...
Heard the one about a boy
called Alan who had a fetish
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exactly cheery fare but utterly
tional Jazz Festival rolls into
The Sage Gateshead (28th- for horses? I didn’t think so.
compelling viewing nonethe- 30th). Acoustic Ladyland rep- Peter Schaffer’s disturbing
This one isn’t for the squeam-
ish. Performance artist Franco
A barrel of laughs or just a tub
of lard? You decide. French
Film less, particularly given the resent perhaps the biggest 1973 play Equus was given a
new lease of life last year as it
increasing controversy re- draw for most students, hav-
B, famed for splattering his and Saunders, perhaps Brit- You probably won’t be seeing garding China’s human rights ing built up a not inconsider- re-opened down in London’s
own blood around like water ain’s most famous female China Blue on at The Gala any record in the run up to this able reputation amongst indie West End with the boy wizard
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MUSIC
Gig Guide
Album reviews
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds return better than ever, whilst Vincent Vincent & the Villains offer a stunning debut
Our pick of
upcoming live music
of being the next big thing. want to skip. They’re clever, witty, and they edy is that unlike their peers, March 11
DATE:
Vincent Commercial awareness has, Vincent Vincent & The Villains maintain the highest quality Vincent Vincent & The Villains ARTIST: The
Feeling
Carling Academy,
Vincent & the of course, been part and parcel
of underground rock for dec-
also remind us that there was
pop before the explosion of
throughout.
Their latest single, Pretty
occupy a perilous position on
the periphery of mainstream
VENUE:
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Villains ades, but there’s something the Mersey Beat in 1961. The Girl even manages to make indie. Their sound, although
DATE: March 14
Gospel Bombs extra smelly about it nowa- polished and mature, hasn’t
ARTIST: Dancingon the Doctor,
days. Their songs suck and they got the radio-edge that the
Ghost Hunter, and Man is
2222 suck badly; there’s very little
thought put into the song-
Klaxons have.
Instead of filling a dance Slapped
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writing process and little em- floor with subtly aggressive
phasis placed on the crispness hedonistic rock their album is
BY Matthew Gibson of the finished product. much more passive. It paints a DATE:March 14
ARTIST: Dead Men Walking
Vincent Vincent & The Vil- picture of a world in which love
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lains, you’ll be pleased to is dangerous, girls are idolised
know, don’t fall into this cat- and a bad night can be rem- Newcastle
egory. Their debut album, Gos- edied by a quality joint. While
pel Bombs, has been brewing variety is great for dedicated DATE:March 15
ARTIST: ThePonyClub presents
for a long time and you can music fans, this could prove a
most definitely tell. Their first difficulty for the group’s long- Moira Stewart
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single was released back in the term success.
fall of 2006. Now that ‘indie’ is in, the la- DATE: March 18
Each track on the album is group does old skool ‘rockabil- Ska sound good again, while bels want to cash in, and those ARTIST: Asia
crafted with care and preci- ly’ and it does it in a big way. the vocal harmonies on Sweet groups with the biggest tracks Carling Academy,
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sion but, most importantly, the They switch from a drunken Girlfriend make the Wombats’ will be rewarded accordingly. Newcastle
fundamentals are right. They Mexican mash-up (Beast) to a attempt at something akin to That’s just one more reason to
MOST GROUPS THESE days are
haven’t skimped on the melo- raw Skiffle number (Blue Boy) music (check out A Guide to buy this album and help add
only out to make a quick buck.
dy, lyrics or beats, and there’s to a classic Wah-Do rock ‘n’ Love Loss and Desperation) colour to the blandness of 21st
They think that just because
something light-hearted about roll track (Sins of Love) and look quite stupid. century rock ‘n’ roll.
they have twenty friends on
their sound that makes me back to Skiffle (On My Own). Perhaps the biggest trag-
MySpace they’re on the verge
MUSIC
Meet that student band... Neon Kicks
Rumbidzai Maweni gets up close and personal with Durham’s synth-rocking starlets. Accompanying photography by Marc Pritchard
MUSIC
Can you hear the sirens coming? Singles
Rumbidzai Maweni enjoys grime in the northeast, whilst Daniel Bjelis goes in for something a little more sophisticated Daniel Bjelis
FILM
A city full of angels?
Rachel Baldwin wonders whether, on the eightieth Academy Awards, Tinseltown was coming down to earth
THE OSCARS: An opportunity George Clooney, in between doing then”. Ethan seemed ion correspondents were ready ‘community’ come together. so tonight... welcome to the
for the film business to give its takes for Michael Clayton, quite content to add a sim- with disparaging comments Indeed, the whole evening make-up sex”. He incorpo-
self a self-congratulatory pat was to be found hanging up- ple ‘thank you’ to most of the about some of the outfits on seemed remarkably pleasant rated some of his trade-mark
on the back and for tabloid side down in his bat-suit! An- speeches. Javier Bardem, dryly the red carpet (and Stewart, and civilised. This was particu- cynicism, remarking that Van-
journalists to fiercely criticise other bizarre comment came thanked the Coens for “One perceptively put his finger larly impressive considering ity Fair had cancelled their
it for doing so. Usually associ- from Daniel Day Lewis, who of the most horrible haircuts on this traditional element of that the ceremony was held pre-Oscar party “out of re-
ated with pretence, ego-ma- seemed to believe that his Os- in history”. The Oscars, informing the tel- in the wake of the writer’s spect” for the writers, and
nia and mawkish displays of car had ‘“sprung like a golden Although the close-ups on all evision audience that: “In case strike. This fact was ostensibly wondering whether it would
emotion, this year’s ceremony sapling out of the mad, beau- of the nominees faces when you’re wondering what we do smoothed over very success- have perhaps been more re-
was refreshingly low-key. tiful head”’ of his director. the awards were announced during the ad breaks, mostly, fully on the night. spectful to invite the writers
This was no doubt helped by Day Lewis continued his cra- seemed to open a perfect we sit around and make catty Whilst Stewart could not to a party.
the choice of host. Jon Stew- ziness in urging Dame Helen window for potential tabloid remarks about what you’re resist making a reference to However, bar Cody, who, on
art, who presents the Daily Mirren to knight him with his bitchiness, the disappointed wearing at home”), none of it in his opening comments, accepting the award for Best
Show, an American satirical Oscar, afterwards announc- nominees conducted them- this bitchiness was evident in remarking that “These past Screenplay, declared that ‘This
programme, led us through ing that “That’s the closest I’ll selves very well and there was the film industry itself. three and a half months have is for the writers’, surprisingly
the evening. His dead-pan, ever come to getting a knight- no hint of disappointment or Cameron Diaz gushed on been very tough. The town little mention was made of
underwhelmed tone suggest- hood”’. Mirren attempted to rivalry. the red carpet about how nice has been torn apart by a writ- the strike for the rest of the
ed that the event was no big look amused. Whilst the papers and fash- it was to see the whole film er’s strike. The fight is over, night.
deal. He struck a perfect blend Marion Cotillard, winning
of surface cynicism and down- Best Actress, came the clos-
to-earth assurance, making est to overblown emotions in
frequent off-beat comments, her comment ‘It is true there
which was a refreshing change are some angels in this city’,
from the normal connotations echoing Tom Hanks’ com-
of the night as overblown, ment at an Oscars night that
self-congratulatory and ego- “The streets of Heaven are
driven. too crowded with Angels’.
Indeed, many of his com- A reminder that winning an
ments, including a request Oscar could still mean a lot to
that “Before we spend the some people came from Glen
next four to five hours giving Hansard who made a beauti-
each other golden statues, let’s fully impassioned, but in no
take a moment to congratu- way pretentious speech. Is the
late ourselves” poked fun at film industry coming down to
the perceived self-importance earth?
of the event. Similarly, most of The Coen brothers were the
the acceptance speeches were real stars of the night, picking
short and simple. up four Oscars for No Country
The Europeans came out with For Old Men. Joel did most of
some of the more elaborate, the talking for the double-
not to say bizarre, speeches: headed director, making com-
Tilda Swinton, winning the ments such as “Ethan and I
Oscar for Best Supporting Ac- have been making stories with
tress, compared the physique movie cameras since we were
IMAGE.NET
Musical corner
highly-accented voice. The threat from Kathy, embarrass- George buys the piano from to her piano turns out to be
Singing in the first screening of the movie is a ment for Lina and as for Don… The Piano Alistair and agrees to give it her burning desire for a rela-
disaster and so Don, with help well that would be telling!
Rain from his friends Cosmo Brown This film is bursting with en-
back to Ada if she satisfies his
lustful cravings. As the film
tionship with a man who un-
derstands her. This last point
(Donald O’Connor) and Kathy ergy and guaranteed to bright- Michael Clarke progresses Ada and George is dramatised in a superb un-
Seldon (Debbie Reynolds), de- en anyone’s day. Many of the become ever closer, with trau- derwater sequence that, once
Laura Griffiths
cides to turn The Duelling Cav- songs are recognisable from matic consequences. seen, is never forgotten.
alier into a musical with Lina’s television advertisements, such
2222 voice being dubbed by Kathy, as ‘Singing in the Rain’ and
2222 Jane Campion directs the
film with powerful restraint,
The film won the Palme D’Or
at the 1993 Cannes Film festi-
‘Good Mornin,’ but other gems drawing the true nature of val and won Oscars for Best Ac-
SINGING IN THE RAIN, the all- PECULIAR. SURREAL. CAPTI-
are contained in this feel-good each character out slowly, so tress (Holly Hunter), Best Sup-
singing, all-dancing film of VATING. Erotic. Horrific. Beau-
1951, combines comedy, ro- “The film is musical. The twelve-minute fi-
tiful. All these are words that that by the end of the film porting Actress (Anna Paquin)
nale ‘Broadway Melody’ com- nothing is at it first appeared: and Best Original Screenplay
mance and even history!
It tells the story of Don Lock-
bursting with bines the genius of Gene Kelly
spring to mind when watching
Jane Campion’s The Piano. The Alistair’s stiff coldness towards (Jane Campion). Criminally,
as a performer, choreographer
wood (Gene Kelly), a Holly- energy and and director with the dancing
film opens as mute Scottish however, Michael Nyman’s
haunting score (perhaps best
wood actor of the 1920s, who, widow, Ada McGrath (Holly
through a great amount of ef- guaranteed skills of Cyd Charisse. All of this
Hunter), arrives in New Zea- known as the music used in
fort, manages to land a role in to brighten
together with the brilliance of
land with her daughter Flora “Jane Campion the Lloyds TSB adverts) was
Technicolor and the MGM sets not even nominated for a Best
a silent movie. He and his act-
ing partner Lina Lamont (Jean anyone’s day.” results in an unforgettable
(Anna Paquin) and her belov-
ed piano, where she is to be
directs the film Music Oscar.
musical within a musical. The
Hagen) shoot to fame togeth-
number ‘Make ‘Em Laugh’,
married to quiet frontiersman with powerful The DVD is available in the
main library and is definitely
er, but problems arise upon the Alistair Stewart (Sam Neill).
release of The Jazz Singer, the
without Lina finding out. The and other slapstick moments,
Ada and Alistair’s relation- restraint.” worth watching. The film is
developing romance between establishes this as a comedy as slow and it is often difficult to
first talking picture, or ‘talkie’. ship gets off to a rocky start as
Don and Kathy angers Lina, well as a romance. see where it is going. However,
To compete, the studio decides Alistair does not understand
who wants Don for herself. The film also gives an insight it is worth sticking with it to
to turn Don and Lina’s current the value Ada attaches to her
She threatens to sue the studio into Hollywood’s struggle to Ada turns out to be sexual appreciate the subtle themes
film, The Duelling Cavalier, piano. The only person who
if anyone finds out what has convert from silent to talking shyness; George’s lustful de- of loneliness and desire for
into a talkie. does is George Baines (Harvey
happened. pictures. If you haven’t seen it sire towards Ada turns out passionate love, to listen to
The new technology is dif- Keitel), a lonely white man
The climax of the film occurs already, I urge you to, it is guar- to be his craving to receive the superb music and to be
ficult to use and exaggerates who has tried to integrate
at the premiere of the newly anteed to make you smile… or a passionate embrace; and able to understand the defini-
Lina’s flaw: her high-pitched, himself into Maori society.
titled Dancing Cavalier, with a even want to dance! Ada’s unhealthy attachment tion of ‘Cult Classic’.
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BOOKS
Short and
Bitter-
Sweet Someone like Dahl
Edible murder weapons? Betting on little fin-
gers? Looking at this collection of short sto-
ries, Clare Finney finds that Dahl’s imaginative
Can the subtleties of a short power remains unparalleled
FOR SOME, Roald Dahl falls si- Witty yet disturbing, fun yet
story rival the intricacies lently off the radar along with thought provoking, the tales
of an epic? Palatinate the rest of those classic child-
hood tales of witches, magic
derive much of their power
from a pervasive sense of fa-
investigates, and discovers fingers and taking animals
- round about the time mem-
miliarity; a familiarity which
is particularly disconcerting
sometimes good things do bers of the opposite sex cease when the tale in question con-
to be ugly, pointless aliens and cerns a machine that can hear
come in small packages start to seem strangely appeal- flowers scream as they are cut;
ing. a “frightful, throatless shriek”
For the enlightened few, that would make even the
however, Roald Dahl is like most romantic bunch of cut
a good wine; he simply gets roses seem like a crime scene.
better with age. I can safely
say I have been as enthralled,
amused, horrified and moved
Prize.
by his adult books as I was by
“Stories range
One of his earliest collections
of short stories, On The Yankee
Station, is a clear example of
Ernest by name, the twists and turns of The
BFG or The Witches.
This hopelessly clichéd wine
from the
ramblings of a
his writing prowess.
Whilst not forgetting its
fictional boundaries, the
collection charts an interesting
Earnest by nature analogy leads rather neatly
onto the first short story of one
of his best collections of short
shell-shocked
soldier to the
stories, Someone Like You.
trans–world exploration of
The collection opens with “a surreal tale of
subject matter from adolescent Tim Smyth searches for the emotion at the heart little betting game” between
sex in a Scottish boys’ public
of Ernest Hemingway’s First Forty-nine Stories a famous gourmet and an ar-
man who bets
school to murder in a quiet
Devon cottage.
rogant stockbroker who is on someones’
WHATEVER YOU THINK about much representative of the willing to bet his 18-year-old
Ernest Hemingway: his some- wanderlust that formed such a daughter’s hand in marriage little finger”
times annoyingly minimalist key part of Hemingway’s char- that the gourmet cannot guess
the breed and the vintage of
“from style; his pathetic develop-
ment of female characters; his
acter.
They are always delivered in his latest wine. The range of subjects cov-
adolescent sex frankly boring obsession with Hemingway’s economic, plain As the supercilious bon vivant
mediates over its flavours
ered by the stories in Someone
Like You is extensive, ranging
bull-fighting; you cannot deny style: he believed the key to
in a Scottish that this great laconic he-man writing was to “write the tru- and textures with his “wet, from the strangely disturbing
Review: John boys’ school of American literature sure est sentence that you know”. spongy” lips, the girl and the ramblings of a shell-shocked
could write a good story. It is often what is left unsaid “gentle and gracious, almost soldier to the surreal tale of a
Elmes to murder in a While best known for nov- that achieves the greatest sig- feminine” wine merge in his man who tries to bet a Cadillac
els such as the epic For Whom nificance in these stories. ‘Big mind - “demure and bashful in on another young man’s little
PERHAPS ONE OF the most
understated contemporary
Devon cottage” the Bell Tolls and the perhaps Two Hearted River’ for exam- its first taste, emerging shyly finger.
overrated The Old Man and ple is a story about the linger- but quite gracefully in the sec- The tales, like their titles, are
British authors, William Boyd ond... teasing the tongue with deceptively innocuous, often
the Sea (on the back of which ing psychological effects of
has proved over the years that a trace, just a trace of tannin” defying all attempts at expla-
However, where Boyd really he won the Nobel Prize for war which actually neglects to
his writing holds within it a in a description that is at once nation right up until the very
excels is his writing on people Literature in 1954) the purest mention the war.
passionate feeling, remarkable repulsive and enthralling in its last moment whereupon a
from across the pond. form of Hemingway’s writing Perhaps what is most striking
realism and a dexterity of genius. dramatic, yet subtly presented
In particularly graphic can be found in The Collected about these stories though, is
language that introduces twist renders the full implica-
scenes of American seediness, Stories. the way they trace Heming-
wit so subtly you only realise tions of the tale shockingly
Boyd triumphs in painting a way’s artistic development.
that it’s there when you have clear.
picture of abject realism for The collection comprises
been laughing for about five These ingenious ‘twists in
his protagonists, no clearer Hemingway’s short stories
minutes.
seen in the story, The Care and
“Hemingway from 1921 until 1938, meaning “Road Dahl the tale’ mark the climax of
the heightened tension that
Attention of Swimming Pools’. believed the key that he wrote many of them
when not much older than is like a good accumulates as each individ-
The intense focus on
“wit so subtle the unnamed (anti)hero, to writing was you or I.
wine; he simply
ual story unfolds, and more
Of particular note are the than make up for a noticeable
you only realise whose job of installing and
tending swimming pools is
to write ‘the stories that come from In Our gets better as lack of thematic consistency
it’s there when also his favourite pastime, is truest sentence Time, Hemingway’s first col-
one gets older”
throughout the collection.
Of all the tales, ‘The Great
excruciatingly funny and tragic lection (pages 79-223 in the
you’ve been at the same time, creating a that you know’” Arrow Edition), which are in- Automatic Grammatizor’
terspersed with brief vignettes probably marks the highlight
laughing for five whole host of emotions for
the reader. concerning war and bullfight- of Dahl’s creative genius. A
minutes” Ultimately, this is what makes ing.
Indeed, it is a clear sign of
machine created to write sto-
ries, its ability to automatically
Boyd as a good a writer as he From the woods of Michi- The emotive effect of even
is. On the Yankee Station is yet gan, to the racetracks of Paris, these brief flashes is indica- the author’s incomparable tal- generate “fiction” en masse
another brilliant example of the sweeping plains of Africa tive of the deceptive simplic- ent that even everyday activi- threatens to “undercut every
It has seen him win numerous ties like tasting wine or buying writer in the country.”
how Boyd hooks the reader and even as far as the peak of ity of his work that belies its
prestigious awards and groceries is rendered mesmer- A world without authors?
and controls their reactions Mount Kilimanjaro, the geo- profound emotional depth:
a nomination for what is ising by his power of descrip- After reading Dahl’s stories,
with his writing, as though we graphical sweep of these sto- perhaps the key to our under-
arguably the highest of British tion. I couldn’t imagine anything
were puppets on his string. ries is staggering and is very standing of his oeuvre.
literary accolades, The Booker worse.
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THEATRE
Playfulness with dark undercurrents from DOE
Fraser Riddell finds Durham Opera Ensemble’s Hansel and Gretel sugary-sweet while showcasing Durham’s top quality operatic talent
ENGELBERT HUMPERDINCK’S ance of the chorus was not
Hansel & Gretel presents the matched by the corps de ballet.
familiar folk-tale as a full-scale While Claire Hall’s choreogra-
opera. phy was certainly ambitious, it
Premiered in 1893, it utiliz- seemed to stretch the skills of
es much of the style familiar her dancers rather too far. De-
from Richard Wagner’s music- spite some convincing perform-
dramas but melds it with ma- ances, there was a general lack
terial derived from German of synchronization and often
folk songs. Its sense of fun and an inability to follow the musi-
youthfulness have ensured cal pulse precisely. It often felt
its enduring popularity in the as though Andrews could have
opera-house. trusted the power of the music
Zoë Andrews’ production for to carry the emotional force of
Durham Opera Ensemble cap- the drama, rather than crowd-
tured both the playfulness of ing the stage with these rather
the opera’s surface and the un- unremarkable interludes.
derlying darkness of the folk- Under the baton of Tom Ne-
tale’s subtext. wall, the orchestra were more
Sarah Shepherd and Julia than capable of commanding
Hudson were perfectly cast as the attention of the audience
Hansel and Gretel. While Hud- throughout. It is tempting to
son’s voice was far from the take the musical abilities of
most powerful in the cast, her these players for granted, yet
purity of tone captured the their rigorous but subtle ap-
innocence of her character su- proach to elements of phras-
OLLIE KING
perbly. Shepherd’s more reso- ing and ensemble underpinned
nant mezzo provided a fine the success of the production
contrast to this, capturing the as a whole.
boyishness of her role. A common criticism of opera
Gillian Plummer’s (Mother) performed in English – rather
voice penetrated the dense than in the original language
orchestral texture easily and supplemented with subtitles
Michael Bunch (Father) dis- – is the inability to hear the
played a fine control of the words clearly. This production
higher register in his flexible used an English translation of
bass voice. the original German libretto.
Harriet Fisher clearly relished While the diction of the sing-
her role as the Witch, her voice ers was universally crisp and
simultaneously mellifluous and precise, there were inevitably
rather disturbing! For a group occasions when, due to bal-
of such talented singers, the ance issues between stage and
cast could have relied on their orchestra, the words were lost.
own abilities to a greater ex- What impressed most, how-
tent: too great a reliance on ever, was the manner in which
the conductor for cues occa- the strength of the physical
sionally shattered the dramatic acting conveyed perfectly the
illusion. sense of the libretto.
Andrews presented a chorus This production had a sense
of zombies, providing a reliev- of youthful ebullience rare in
ing counterpoint to the some- the professional opera-house.
times cloying sugar-sweetness An opera of this scale is a truly
of this opera, and often the ambitious project and DOE
JIAMING JU
OLLIE KING
effective positioning of the succeeded in presenting an
group ensured a stirring ‘sur- evening which showcased out-
round-sound’ experience. standing vocal, orchestral and Gillian Plummer as ‘Mother’ Julia Hudson as ‘Gretel’
Unfortunately the perform- theatrical talent.
PEOPLE TURNED OUT in their the tune of ‘In my place’ except stretched their limbs around In the Oxford Revue we were shifting in my seat somewhat. process was drawn out with a
droves on Sunday night to see it was ‘With Chris Martin’s face, the stage leering at the au- presented with a different but But by the time it got to team certain awkwardness.
the DUCK Comedyfest. / Poverty I shall erase’. There dience when appropriate. in no way inferior type of com- leader Kieran Hodgson pro- There were gratifying mo-
Such an assembly in one room were also some enjoyably sur- Initially the Victorian back- edy. Theirs was an intellectual- nouncing the Pokémon theme ments such as Tom Lyons’ neat
was truly bargainous watching real touches such as when ground against which their ly interactive show; the open- tune with thespian vigour, all visual demonstration of ‘bum
– even at Edinburgh you would members of what appeared to sketches were performed took ing sketch being an amusing was forgiven. love’ and Jez Scharf’s sublime
be hard pressed to receive so be a self-help group vowed to me aback, but after a few mo- exchange concerning a dead Perhaps it was that the audi- use of his body bursting into
much concentrated quality and peel back the ‘foreskin of de- ments I was won over by each hamster who had gone ‘a la ence was quite worn out from dance at the sound of Wham
all the arty types that filled the ceit’ about life. Yet as much as one of this glorious trio. discotheque’ culminating in the acts beforehand, but the but this wasn’t nearly capital-
Fonteyn Ballroom were eager I could have watched a large All three had superb char- various standard school French Durham Revue just seemed to ised on enough to carry the
to see what sumptuous comic volume of these sketches in acterisation, convincing us of textbook phrases uttered as if lack panache. This, although entire sketch.
delights were awaiting them. quick succession, they were all everything they did. I never they were life or death. it would have been fairly un- Thus, despite a few off mo-
All in all it was a satisfyingly too drawn out and what was wanted to leave their middle Although off the wall humour noticeable had they been per- ments and in the case of the
successful evening. The show once funny deteriorated into class drawing room in which is generally not my bag, this hit forming alone, was painfully Durham Revue, a want of re-
was opened by the Cambridge mildly annoying. we witnessed ‘Susan Junior’, all the right notes and made evident in the shadows of the hearsal, Comedyfest was one
Footlights. Their sketches ad- Although it was a strong per- oblivious to the offensiveness everyone feel smug for being others. Their sketches didn’t of the best things I have seen
hered to a very contemporary formance from the Cambridge of David Reed’s absurd Uriah challenged and successfully match up in terms of quality for a while. My inner cheap-
theme with Jack Gordon- Footlights, they were abso- Heap-like fiancé, who was rising to it. This show suffered or innovation and when they skate very much hopes that
Brown making humorous ref- lutely dwarfed both physically writhing on the floor. I looked only mildly from drawing out did have a good idea like their this event continues, thus ren-
erences to Chris Martin, about and energetically by the mag- around me: every other person the jokes; with the extremely WWI soldiers massively preoc- dering a trip to Edinburgh each
whom a song was written to nificent Penny Dreadfuls, who was rocking in their seat. witty Shakespeare sketch I was cupied by poetry, the entire year entirely unnecessary.
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THEATRE
DULOG has a hard time
Otto Rich thought Assassins did its job, but wasn’t quite special enough
FOLLOWING THE SUCCESS of good all-rounders for Assassins I actually grew to think of his
this year’s DULOG Gala show, to succeed. performance as one of the bet-
and with a short rehearsal time I commend Smith for her vi- ter ones.
of just a month, director Steph sion and ambition in putting Good performances also
Smith was always going to on this production; one of the came from Aleks Kizimovich,
have a hard time to continue more challenging to happen whose dry, witty portrayal of
the society’s run of high-quali- in Durham this year. This vi- assassin Sarah Jane Moore had
ty, enjoyable musical theatre. sion was at once evident in her me chuckling on numerous oc-
And in the choice of Stephen striking choice of set, and al- casions, and I felt that she not
Sondheim’s Assassins, Smith, though I would argue that the only really engaged with the
together with musical director Assembly Rooms is not a good character but also brought a
Pops Barham, choreographer venue in which to stage a com- lot of her own touch to the
Alexia Papaspyrou and produc- plicated musical with a cast of role. Mike Shaw also stood
er Nick Boalch had definitely fifteen, Smith and stage man- out, and his talent in holding
not taken on an easy show. ager Laura Tickell produced a the audience’s attention shone
Assassins tells the story of stunning backdrop of a 1920s through in his long soliloquy
the various attempts, both speakeasy. Lighting and tech- telling the story of Sam Byck.
successful and failed, on the nical effects were fantastic But many other parts were
lives of American presidents; too – commendations to Ella weak; awkward, incompre-
from Abraham Lincoln to JFK. Parry-Davies and Ian Wenken- hensible accents and a lack of
But rather than focusing on bach for this – particularly at engagement with characters
the presidents or the events the moments of the assassina- were frequent.
themselves, Sondheim focuses tions. Musically the Balladeer Will
on the killers: their stories, Sadly, on the stage itself, Davies and John Hinckley (Tom
backgrounds and mind-sets the performance was at times Garnett) were a highlight:
that caused them to attempt less than sharp. Things didn’t exceptionally strong singers
OLLIE KING
the ultimate murder. Howev- get off to a good start with who more than rose to the
er, the show was all the more the music all but drowning challenge of the loud band
challenging as, unlike most out the speakeasy’s proprie- and complex score. But again
other scripts chosen by DU- tor, Mike Bunch, and John overall performances on the
pressive were the Bystanders from a dull, dissertation-filled val in a production that was a
LOG, Sondheim’s piece is both Wilkes-Booth, played by Simon musical front were mixed and
(Jess Taylor, Sam Morgan, Rob part of the year. good two hours long. Assas-
musically and theatrically intri- Radford, leaving me with ab- generally suffered from a lack
Richmond, Nikki Jones and In conclusion I commend sins did its job, but with more
cate; I would therefore argue solutely no idea what was go- of diction. The words were all
Jon Gracey), whose ‘freezes’ Steph Smith and the show’s rehearsal time and polish, the
that Smith had a far harder ing on in the opening scene of but inaudible and were often
in the middle of dance num- production team for a serious- cast could have gone further
job than most directors of mu- the show. Radford’s dubious drowned out by the band, de-
bers worked well. The last few ly good effort considering the towards making Sondheim’s
sical theatre in Durham. Not southern drawl was also diffi- spite most of the cast being
numbers were far more pol- challenge Assassins presents; work something special.
only is the show all-singing cult to understand and his act- miked.
ished and the show finished it’s no Guys and Dolls. But there In future DULOG should
and all-dancing, but the plot- ing began shakily, though he Things picked up, particularly
on a high. The audience gave were serious problems with perhaps think harder about
line is complicated and the returned towards the end of towards the end, and the cho-
rapturous applause, and essen- some characters, and I also putting on such a demanding
characters deep, meaning that the play far stronger and more reography and dancing was
tially I feel the production pro- don’t understand the decision show so soon after their main
the cast have to be extremely relaxed into his character and hard to fault; particularly im-
vided an entertaining diversion to deny the audience an inter- Gala event.
THEATRE
Fancy dress, debauchery and a dash of controversy
Zara Fitzgerald is outraged but surprisingly satisfied by The Cabaret of Evil at the Assembly Rooms last week
GEORGE BAIRSTOW
fact that their content was un- ‘Cabaret of Evil’ was an accel-
ashamedly crude and normally eration in comedy and provid-
avoided in a social context. ed cutting edge hilarity which
One minute the stage was Durham University should be
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COLLEGE SPORT
Aidan’s Butler Castle Chad’s
Jenny Cann Tom Maclean Tim Wright Matthew Walters
Despite a cancelled rugby In a successful fortnight for This fortnight was a particu- In hockey’s Men’s Division
match and a disappointing Butler sport, the Women’s larly successful one for Castle’s 1, a Rupert Bright hat-trick
result for Women’s football, Netball team secured football teams. The Men’s A’s inspired Chad’s to a crushing
Aidan’s sport had a successful promotion to Division One, won one out of their two 6-0 win over Castle A, piling
fortnight. The Men’s hockey with their eighth successive matches, while the B’s won the pressure on top-side
achieved an excellent 2-0 win, and the Men’s team their only game. The Wom- Trevs. Turning to football,
win against Van Mildert, stormed into the Semi-Final en’s Astro Football team also Chad’s A succumbed to a
while even better news came of the Cup. Both Football look to have maintained their damning 3-1 defeat at the
in the Football Trophy, where teams recorded resounding wins place in the Premiership after hands of the staff, resulting in
the Men’s A’s came from behind to steal a semi- at the weekend, the A’s thrashing Mildert 6-1 another crucial win. However, the college had a the side’s relegation from Men’s Division 1. In
final spot with a sensational 3-1 win. In rowing, and the B’s claiming an equally impressive 5-1 rather mixed fortnight on the squash court. The rugby’s Women’s Premiership, Chad’s could put
the Women’s 1st VIII recorded an excellent time win. Butler’s Rugby XV are all but promoted, Women’s team impressed, winning their only up no resistance as Van Mildert emerged clear
in their biggest (and longest) race of the year at and the Women’s cricket team comprehensively game 5-0, but the Men couldn’t match them, 19-0 winners. In badminton’s Chad’s A were
the Tideway Head of the River. Well done girls! won the annual Indoor Cricket Tournament. managing only one win out of three. overpowered 9-0 by an imperious Cuth’s A.
R
ecently the foundations snub of Martin O’Neill, an Similarly, we have witnessed
of British football have accomplished British coach, the maturing of Gareth Barry;
been shaken up just a as a crucial error. O’Neill’s long over-looked by Sven yet
little too much for comfort. rejection (and the subsequent pivotal to Capello’s plans if the
The proposals to add a 39th appointment of McClaren) left Swiss friendly is anything to go
game to the Premiership Capello to dig England out of by. Again, would Barry have
schedule on foreign soil have a deep hole but, remarkably, been given time to establish
rightly been ridiculed; the only O’Neill might still prove the himself at another club before
plausible reasoning for such saving grace for England in another foreign import had
action would be the potential these footballing dark ages. been shipped in to appease
profit for money-grabbing Having been overlooked by the demanding crowds?
chairmen. the FA, Martin O’Neill promptly Time is increasingly becoming
Yet this struck me as signed for Aston Villa, a long- a commodity in the fast-moving
symptomatic of the changing underachieving team (England, world of English football. So
tide within British football. anyone?). When he arrived, can we realistically expect
The Premier League seems to Villa were slipping down the top clubs to allow British
be exploiting English clubs the table, fighting simply to players a substantial period to
within the international maintain mediocrity. O’Neill prove themselves in? Probably
market, rather than looking wasted no time in offloading not. Nevertheless, we need
after the interests of the several under-achieving, only look at Liverpool’s recent
domestic game. Ironically, the overpaid foreign stars; namely form to understand why this
focus within British football is the precocious Milan Baros and should not be the case. Rafa
SOPHIE CHIP slowly gravitating away from uninspiring Juan Pablo Angel. Benitez has spent an incredible
all things British. In their stead, he has built a £129.7m in under four years on
The former England technical team revived around a core relatively unproven foreigners
director, Howard Wilkinson, of promising or experienced (with the notable exception of
has recently bemoaned the lack English players. This is in no Peter Crouch).
of English players featuring small part down to his ‘radical’ And the results? The fans
G
oals from Dimitar Ber- Tottenham. imminent. However, the
batov and Jonathan The second half continued remaining minutes only in the Champions League, as transfer policy. One only has to are disillusioned and the
Woodgate cancelled to show Tottenham’s control brought substitutions and well as an increasingly small look at his most recent signings players lack morale as the club
out Didier Drogba’s first half over Chelsea, with Aaron golden chances - no goals pool of British talent. All in all, to spot the transformation: Zat consistently fails to revive their
Lennon beginning to find - which opened the door to the future for British football Knight, Ashley Young, Nigel glory days with increasingly
strike to give Tottenham Hot-
his feet. Movement from the extra time. is bleak and England’s dismal Reo-Coker, Curtis Davies, Scott average performances on
spur their first piece of silver-
international flying winger Within minutes of this, good failure to qualify for Euro 2008 Carson…the list of British boys the domestic front. Further
ware in nine years. Great saves
posed a threat to the Chelsea positioning by Woodgate put (in Switzerland and Austria) could go on. There has even south, a transformed Villa are
from Paul Robinson put him
defence leaving the supporters him in the face of the Chelsea simply reinforced this grim been speculation that Villa showing themselves as real
back in the running for the scenario. Park may once again behold contenders for a European spot
England number one position, asking not ‘if?’, but ‘when?’ shot-stopper and forced a
This further increased the rebounded goal that gave UEFA president Michel Platini the lengthy limbs of Peter whilst contributing five players
whilst hard-lining from Juande summed up the situation aptly: Crouch and, however dubious (compared to Liverpool’s two)
volume of the fans but a Tottenham the lead. Not scoring
Ramos asserted his position “In England, you already have the Holte End faithful may to Capello’s first team draft.
surprising substitution saw in over two years made this
as Tottenham’s long-awaited no English coach, no English be about such a return, this Amidst the upheaval of
Chimbonda storm down the moment all the more special
‘Messiah’ – or ‘Midas’ as some players and maybe now you only confirms O’Neill’s policy; English football on both the
tunnel when replaced by for Jonathan Woodgate, an
are referring to him. young Tom Huddlestone. England hopeful. will have no clubs playing in buying and being British is international and domestic
The mood was set. The pre- The England Under-21 star Even with the lead Spurs England. It’s a joke.” Typically best. front, the message is clear.
match build up was like no made an immediate impact, did not give up. Jenas, a outspoken but unfortunately The encouraging ascent Martin O’Neill, through his
other. The team line-ups were as he battled with Wayne key element in Tottenham’s astute, Platini raises some of Gabriel Agbonlahor (the reviving work at Aston Villa,
positioned in a 6-foot-flag per- side, kept pressuring Mikel. valid observations, two of local lad come good) to the has provided us with a winning
sonalised layout. The fans were Persistently going forward which have already been top English marksman in formula that just might save
chanting at the top of their allowed Jenas to force a foul, touched on. As for an English the Premiership goal charts Capello from failing where
voices and for today, nothing
else mattered. Chelsea led at
“the remaining and a yellow card, out of the coach, I personally feel that
Capello is the right man to
is due chiefly to O’Neill’s
management skills. Yet if
every recent English coach has
so far.
Nigerian youngster.
the break with Drogba’s pin- minutes Substitutions of Keane and revive England’s fortunes and Gabby had been training with Certainly it is no instant
perfect free-kick in the 39th will prove the much-needed another club, it is all too likely remedy but it offers a glimmer
minute. However the score line brought...golden Mikel (for Kaboul and Joe
Cole, respectively) changed disciplinarian, willing to kick that his future development of hope for the nation’s
at half-time in no way reflected
the game’s proceedings. Spurs
chances but no the game completely and any prima donnas into shape.
Nevertheless, many have
would have been checked
by another foreign import
favourite sport; if we want
British success, we must
saw Chelsea gain on Spurs.
could have led within minutes goals, which However, it was all too little too continued to criticise the FA (a scary prospect in light of pressure our domestic clubs
of kick-off thanks to Juliano for allowing England to reach England’s already limited to buy British. Trust O’Neill, it
Belletti’s shocking square-ball opened the door late. Tottenham ended their
nine-year dry spell by lifting such lows, pointing to the array of quality forwards). works.
which fell straight to Keane,
however Terry did well to de-
for extra time...” the first of potentially many
cups to come under the new
flect the shot out for a corner.
regime in a performance which
A good start for Spurs saw
saw the holders outplayed,
their fair share of chances, but
Bridge in Chelsea’s box to outfought and out-sung by
goals failed to materialise.
force a blatant hand-ball. The the underdogs, Tottenham
Chimbonda came close early on
resultant penalty allowed Hotspur. Celebrations started
as he hit the bar from Lennon’s
Bulgarian superstar Dimitar when Ledley King, the fans’
deep cross, before Chelsea
Berbatov to tap home the favourite, returned to lift the
replied with an attack by
equaliser past Petr Cech. cup to bring the glory days
Michael Essien that Woodgate
The Chelsea fans sat quietly back to White Hart Lane.
handled with ease.
waiting for another work of The 120 minutes of the
Within the space of 10 minutes
magic from their star striker, Carling Cup Final not only
Didier Drogba was gifted two
but nothing came. Didier put Tottenham on track but
free-kicks, inches apart, from
Zokora had a chance to end also allowed for certain points
two clumsy tackles. The first
the game when he was put to be put into perspective.
breezed wide, but, with bad
through by Keane for a one- For example, Avram Grant is
defensive co-ordination, the
on-one with Cech but the looking more and more like
second was netted to the left
highly-rated goalkeeper stood an average manager, and
of Robinson to give the holders
his ground and made himself Tottenham’s prior defensive
the lead.
big to deny the Ivory Coast problems were easily plugged
Tottenham fans were in
international the winning with the purchase of strong
full-voice, even at 1-0 down
goal. defenders such as Hutton and
outsinging and outchanting
The switching of play by Woodgate.
the Chelsea support. At the
the Spurs midfield only Spurs now march on with a
break it was Chelsea who led,
JONFEZ1
HELENE TYRRELL
rest of Britain to win 11 out of way. Once again the Durham Johnson, Stark, Kouba, Hurley,
14 events at the BUSA Champi- crew was victorious, with Barr, Fearnhead, McGing and Gra-
onship and Novice Head. Fearnhead, McGing and Chin ham (cox) will go into Spring
On a blustery day in Not- winning in a time of 17:07, one full of confidence.
tingham, Durham picked up second in front of the crew The gap was wider still in
where they had left off earlier from Tyneside. the other categories. The
PALATINATE SPORT
Durham Wildcats
net BUSA title as
Reading are sent
to Room 101
favour. Paul Elderkin (John
Snow) then began to show
why he is an England under 21
international, scoring points
BUSA Basketball Men’s Plate 07/08 for fun.
Linking up well with Andrea
Consolati (Cuths), it soon be-
Durham University Men’s 1sts 101 came clear that the Palatinates
Reading University Men’s 1sts 52 were not going to let their lead
slip, and with only one quarter
to go, the score was 76 - 36 to
the home side.
The Palatinates entered the
final quarter full of confi-
the first quarter with some su- dence, and they completed the
Emma Booth perb passes and baskets. job in style.
Durham undoubtedly owned With a little over a minute to
IN FRONT OF a crowd of just the first quarter, and set the go, Durham hit the 100 point
under 100, Durham turned on standard for the rest of the mark, and as Reading ran
the style to defeat Reading in game, winning the first ten down the clock, the final score
emphatic fashion and secure minutes 27 - 12. ended at 101 - 52.
the 2008 BUSA Plate. The second period started The highest point scorers
The team comprising of much the same, with Durham were Paul Elderkin with 29,
five National League players excelling in both offence and closely followed by Andrea
from partner club, the Dur- defence. But Reading began to Consolati with 24 points. These
ham Wildcats, were simply too fight back, and started to play two men must be recognised
strong for their opposition, with more urgency. as the players of the match,
and the result was never really However, they could not con- however all the team played
in doubt.
RICH GILDEA