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mey teu me I cant? What the fuck is that? Man, how old Carmen Vazquez at Student Union and Activities, along happy medium had to be found that addresses both stu-
are these administrators?Fifty, sixty fuckin' years old? with his recommendation on whether or not to allow the dent's and safety needs, they scoffed. When I told them
And they're trying to tell me they know how to have a con- band(s) to play here. This process can take anywhere other venues have very little or no problems when hold-
cert and Fishbone doesn't? Man, fuck that! Fuck them!" from a couple of days to two weeks. When Carmen ing other such concerts on almost a daily basis, they
-Angelo Moore, lead singer of Vazquez gets the information on the bands, her office scoffed. It couldn't be an inexperienced security staff
Fishbone, in response to him being told not to stage-dive then makes a decision on whether or not to allow the that was responsible for the events at the Fishbone show,
into the crowd at the November 1991 Fishbone show at band(s) to play here. it must've been the nature of the people who attended
the Pritchard Gym. This procedure was recently followed in order to clear the show. This is the mentality I am dealing with.
the band Live to play here. The security background Dean Laskowski commented on how, if the current
In a roundabout, ironic sort of way, a large amount of check had passed, yet the band was still turned down, concert policy stops one student from getting injured,
the blame for Stony Brook's current conceri situation lies because Student Union and Activities felt that there was then it is justified to ignore student interests. An inter-
with us, the student body. True, maybe we are not the a chance that having Live play here might attract the esting outlook, coming from the man responsible
cause of the string of irresponsibility that led to for
kind of people who would mosh. So even though Live every organized sport on campus. Would the same logic
Administration's ban on festival seating,
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apply to the Seawolves? Perhaps Administration
should look into banning sports on campus. A look at
that work for us, namely Dr. Fred Preston, the numbers of injuries related to organized sports in
Vice President for Student Affairs, this country could be very damaging to a department
Richard Laskowski, Dean of Athletics, siphoning off millions of dollars from this university's
and Jim Lang, Assistant Director of academic pursuits in an effort to go to Division I.
Public Safety, dictate what activities are What must be realized, is that having a diverse con-
acceptable for us to participate in. What certing policy on campus does not equal uncontrollable
started as a hot-headed reaction to a num- chaos and high rates of injury. Ways must be looked
ber of injuries at the Fishbone concert in into to make Stony Brook's concerting policy safer
November, 1991, has evolved into a full while still maintaining the freedom to spend student
bloated bureaucratic mess, with each of money in ways we, the students, feel fit. It is not an
the above parties childishly passing the impossible objective. In fact, it is very easily obtain-
buck to one of the other parties. able, should the various forces on this campus respon-
To get some perspective on the entire sible for the situation work together to change it.
situation, we should start at the beginning, At issue here is a simple case of student's desires and
at the Fishbone show in late '91. Stony needs at odds with those of certain close-minded and
Brook's Student Activities Board (SAB) insensitive administrators. It is intolerable to think that
Concerting unprofessionalism was in full student's rights are being intruded upon because of
force that cold November evening: the crowd was kept passed the elaborate screening system, they were still Administrative short-sightedness. It is unreasonable to
waiting outside for over an hour before being let in. Then, rejected by an arbitrary decision on the part of not expect people to dance to a type of music they enjoy.
when the show finally got started, and when Primus had Administration. We should look toward ways of minimizing injury
finished a short opening set, there was an intolerably long Last semester I had set up a meeting with Dr. Preston, rather than banning a number of types of music.
break between bands before Fishbone took the stage. Dean Laskowski and Assistant Director Lang to I challenge Dr. Preston, Dean Laskowski, and Assistant
They played for forty-five minutes before SAB decided address this issue and try to work with them on finding Director Lang to meet with me again with the objective
to stop the show. In all, ten people were injured, and some a more agreeable middle ground. After a number of in mind to re-evaluate the current concert policy and cre-
had to be carried out on stretchers. None of these injuries weeks of trying to just set up the meeting, having a date ate a new one. One that satisfies both Administration's
however, proved to be serious. agreed upon, then canceling and finally setting up and student's needs. The present one just will not do. I
Administration was understandably upset. Something another meeting, we met, thanks to the efforts of challenge the students to write letters of protest to the
had to be done. Did they look into ways of making future Florence Boroson, the Campus Community Advocate. above three administrators, voicing your concern over
concerts safer? Did they look into SAB to see if their poli- The meeting was not what I'd call a success. I was this oppressive policy. Only through action can we hope
cies played any role immediately put to change our current situation. Don't take any shit,
in the show's out- on the defensive, Stony Brook, especially not from out-of-touch adminis-
come? Did they having to prove to trators who are only interested in covering their own
compare other them just why the asses. Wake the fuck up and fight.
models of security current concert
to our own? No. policy was unfair.
There was a deci- I was met with a
sion made to not borderline hostile
have anymore con- reaction by both
certs in the Dean Laskowski
Pritchard Gym or and Assistant
Arena that had a Director Lang.
festival seating The burden of
arrangement. proof was thrust
(Festival seating upon me. It wasn't
means no seats, standing room only.) There 1 was also a "In what way can we address student concerns about con-
decision made to disallow moshing, and Public Safety cert policy?", it was more like "Why are you even bother-
along with SPA security were instructed to stop any such ing to question us on this issue?"
activity at future shows. Indeed, this policy was recently I was instructed to research other school's policies
followed with all due fervor last October, when a hard- on moshing and security and bring back to them three
core show featuring Halfman and Scapegrace was successful models. So all of a sudden, I was respon-
stopped and the audience harassed by security because sible for Stony Brook's concert policy, and not those
there were some people in the crowd who started dancing. who instituted it.
These decisions on campus-wide bans were made with- Well, I have since compiled that information and I
out either student input or approval, and were mostly am currently attempting to arrange another meeting
done on the down-low, so as not to upset the student body with this Administrative Triumvirate. I don't hold
with this new, clearly insensitive concert policy. much hope for success in getting them to rethink
They also set up a new system of security checks for their positions.
future concerts at Stony Brook. When SAB identifies a I was told the bans on festival seating in the Athletics
band they want to play here, they give information about complex and on moshing campus-wide were put in
the band to Jim Lang at Public Safety. Lang then con- place in order to protect the student's well-being. When
tacts the band or bands given to him and finds out the I told them that this is, in effect, a de-facto ban on cer-
of campus media conferences. The idea behind "Budget cuts? Oh well, I guess we better fire all
these "meet the Pres." meetings was originally those junior professors we just hired-you know,
to provide a forum for an ongoing communi- the one's doing current research." Madam
cation between the office of the president and President will be looking to eliminate unnecessary
campus media. We were led to believe these administrators, extraneous functions and redun-
conferences would take place on perhaps a dant services (kudos, by the way, to the author of
monthly or bi-monthly basis, as permitted by that "Too many at the top" speech). Specific tar-
Madam President's busy schedule. The second gets mentioned were Admissions, Registrar,
meeting occurred on Friday, April 7. Financial Aid, Bursars, and Student Accounts.
The main topic of this most recent adminis- Beware though, eliminating deans, chairs, and
trative assignation was the impending cuts similar administrative furniture is just a ruse;
expected when the state budget is passed. The many of these positions are held by tenured facul-
President expressed her desire to base her ty, i.e., if they get canned, they go back to full time
decisions on "as much campus perspective as teaching duties with no decrease in base salary.
possible." Toward this end, she has a small Early retirement options are, however, being
horde of unnamed vice presidents exploring offered.
various budget scenarios. In other words, V.P.
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President, "is to preserve the academic and the
research strengths, and to look at ways we can run
this campus more economically, without destroy-
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with 15% cuts, etc... Each V.P. then submits a are supposed to include both registration and pay-
recommendation to the President's office. ment via telephone, and "one stop shopping"
However, the upper echelon of administrative which means that future USB students will find
bureau-whores aren't the only ones who will cross-trained persons at the various admin. win-
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Presidents Advisory Committee on the Budget. The no longer afford to offer." Fearless leader painted a bright picture of a valiant
Committee will include members from both students administration gallantly pushing on in the face of grim
and faculty, classified staff, and non-teaching profes- budget cuts, but even she admits, "We know we're
sionals. "In the end, of course," reminds our intrepid gonna have a cut not only for next year, but I believe for
leader, "I've got to make the final decision." the year or two following." In light of this and the abu-
Although she'll be accepting recommendations from sive cuts the SUNY system has already taken, I hope
varied sources, Madam President has her own ideas about President Kenny's optimism will not prove to have been
the incumbent cuts. "If we just keep cutting back," says naive. She made one statement though, with which we
she, "...squeezing every program, we end up really with can all agree: "I think there's going to be a lot of pain."
no program that's very strong."
"What we are looking at," she added, "is a situation in When asked about cutting professors' salaries, howev-
Handwritten submissions
Digging In The Dirt will be handed over to the
By David M. Ewalt excavated.
Nonetheless, this relatively small sampling pro-
Cardassians, which they
If you're a member of the Anthropology department
here at Stony Brook, you've doubtless heard about the
duced a great deal of information. According to
Professor Marean, they found thousands of different will then use to build bon-
recent dig held in South Africa. The rest of us, how-
ever, remain unaware of the important scientific
items, which, when analyzed together, produce a por-
trait of the people who once lived in the cave. fires over which they will
research being done by this department. "For example," he said, "I specialize in the study of
Professors Curtis Marean and Fred Grine recently
returned from Die Kelders, a cave in South Africa,
the mammal bones, and those mammal bones are the
food remains of the people who lived in that cave...so
burn Pajoran rebels at
where they directed an extensive archaeological dig.
Die Kelders was first identified as a possible site for
one bone isn't very significant. What you need is
thousands of bones so you can identify behavior, we
the stake.
excavation in the late sixties. Archaeologists made a think of things in terms of being assemblages of bones
foray into the upper levels of sediment, but only a as opposed to single items."
cursory glimpse into the lower levels. Their findings There were, however, some single items found which The rest should be sent to:
showed the kind of artifacts indicative of human were worthy of note. "We found one piece of bone,"
occupation -- stone tools and bones -- so the Stony the Professor continued, "that looked like it was The Stony Brook Press
Brook team returned to the spot to make a more worked into a tool... and it's very unusual -- highly
detailed penetration into the lower levels of sediment- unusual.-- for the middle stone age to have bone tools." Room 060
layers anywhere from 70 to 120 thousand years old. While the digging part of this project is largely over
The cave in which the dig took place is gargantuan; (they may return to dig a couple more inches), the work Student Union
the team only excavated around five percent of the is nowhere near done. Analysis of the items collected or e-mailed to
surface area. Because of the necessity to step in the may take another five years. Stony Brook
walls of the hole and prevent a cave in, only one per- Anthropology students will have the opportunity to par- SBPRESS@IC.SUNYSB.EDU
cent of the lower, more ancient layers of the cave were ticipate in this exciting project for years to come.
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Letters Eb I · i , _
If we're going to fight these neo- difficult it is to get even sex educa-
A Modest Proposal feudal mandarins, we have to hit tion by the puritanical boneheads in
them where they'll feel it most--right some school districts, I find it is hard
George Pataki and the Other gov- in the money-belt. to believe and would love to see
ernment hatchet men are controlled Chris Sorochin some documentation on this.
and supported by big business, right? Specifics please.
So they listen to the people who pull Debra Brovniak
their marionette-strings, right? Isn't Dear Press,
there some way to discover who In your march 27 issue Louis M
Pataki's bosses are and what they own Moran ("And A New Corvette Too!") Dear Debra Brovniak,
(besides politicians) and boycott their makes the statement that the In your last paragraphyou make
businesses? Exposing these reptiles to Spectatorand New Republic already
Democrats attempted to "force the my point so crystal clear I can only
sunlight is the surest way to get their teaching of anilingus, cunniligus, fella- did excellent pieces on the topic and I
thank you for responding to my
duly elected puppets to see reason. tio and homosexuality to first graders." would only be copying them. I am
somewhat tongue in cheek article.
Let's start with 2 of the vilest greed- loathe to admit I don't remember the
However could the media missed Democrats want to raise my chil-
heads goings--Donald Trump and issue numbers but I will supply them
this?! I've never heard anything about dren! I don't want my children to get
Leona Helmsley. Both have agreed to next issue or I'll go so far as to find
this, nor has anyone I know. any sex education at school, I bare-
fund a propaganda campaign for them, photo copy them and mail
There was an overblown tempest in ly trust then to teach my children
Pataki's coddle-the-rich program. them to you if you respond to this.
a teapot by some froglodytes in math let alone sex. If you feel you
Why not publish a list of what these I must also inform you that supple-
Queens a while back over something aren'ta good enough (orgoing to be a
two own and tell people not to mental does not mean optional, it
called "The Rainbow Curriculum," good enough) parent to teach your
patronize them? means extra. A supplemental book
which included supplemental (that children about sex then you've taken
Dave Thomas, owner of Wendy's, is can be mandatory! In those supple-
means "optional") materials showing a step in the right direction toward
another major contributor to the mental materials was where a six
that there are those who prefer their better parenting. I don't want to pay
Republican Party. He recently said, "If year old could find the 'exotic' prac-
own sex, but I don't recall any "how for your children to learn about sex
you don't work, you shouldn't eat." I tices and I didn't even mention a
to" of some of the exotic practices of either. Be a responsibleparent. [Feel
wonder if he feels the same way about how-to on condoms and latex gloves!
both hetero and homosexuality that free to contact us for a copy of Mr.
fat-cat investors and executives who Excellent use of the word troglodyte
Moran mentions. Moran's "Your Kids Are Screwed Up
live quite well off other people's work. by the way! LMM
Why doesn't Mr. Moran do a full And It Is Your Fault".]
So you may want to spend your fast length feature on this under-reported On to why I don't do an expose' on
food dollars elsewhere. threat to decency? Considering how The Rainbow Curriculum. American
By Dr. Manning Marable to collect documented cases of racial harassment and Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, to help estab-
violence against minorities on college campuses. lished similar groups at campuses across the state.
Throughout the US, there Between the fall semester, 1987 through the fall semes- Today, it is estimated that one out of four minority stu-
has been an upsurgence of ter, 1990, about three hundred campuses reported racial dents becomes a victim of racist harassment, intimida-
racism in recent years, incidents. tion and/or violence. Wherever I travel across this coun-
characterized by recent Just a short list of such incidents are both sickening try, hundreds of African-American students give
attacks against affirmative and shocking. For example, at the University of Illinois accounts of instances of racist notes passed under their
action and the efforts by the in Chicago, in May 1990, a penis severed from a med- dormitory doors, or of white college professors who
Republican-controlled ical school cadaver was hung outside the door of an crack racist jokes in the middle of their lectures.
Conoress to ro/reve
rse nro- African-American female residence hall counselor. At But in general, patterns of campus racism are not pri-
grams and policies favoring minorities. But one of the the University of Texas at Austin, in April 1990, marily the blatant acts of bigots, or racially motivated
sharpest examples of racial prejudice within society African-American students protested after one all-white random violence. Far more important are the intricate
today exists at universities and colleges. fraternity painted a racist epithet on the trunk of an auto- patterns of discrimination which marginalize blacks,
Racial attitudes on American college campuses began mobile, and another fraternity printed a racist image on Latinos and other students of color in campus life.
to worsen, approximately in the mid-1980s. Across the its t-shirts. At Teikyo Loretto Heights University in Student government associations often do not adequate-
US, there were increasing incidents of what seemed to Denver, one dozen Japanese students were harassed, ly fund programs and events promoting cultural diversi-
be racially-motivated, random violence, harassment and pelted with eggs, and several racists had even urinated ty. Deans' offices may give emphasis to minority stu-
intimidation of black, Latino, and Asian American stu- in front of them in public. At Brown University, students dent recruitment, but often do little to ensure their reten-
dents by whites. For example, in the spring of 1986, the received hundreds of misspelled computer-printed fly- tion.
University of Wisconsin at Madison's chapter of Kappa ers urging them to "keep white supremacy (sic) alive." The only way to begin to reverse the trend toward
Sigma fraternity sponsored a party featuring what was At the State University of New York at Oswego in racial discrimination is to foster an environment of plu-
termed a "Harlem room." Fraternity members wore October 1989, racist and anti-Semitic epithets were ralism and diversity within educational institutions. This
blackface makeup and Afro-styled wigs. Fried chicken written in the campus library, the student union build- includes changes within the curriculum and required
and watermelon were served, and ugly graffiti was ing, one dormitory and on the walls of an underground courses, reflecting multiculturalism and the full richness
painted on the walls. tunnel. of diversity within our society. It means supporting
The following year, also at the University of While students who felt aggressively hostile to blacks scholarship programs to increase access to college for
Wisconsin at Madison, the Phi Gamma Delta fraternity and other minorities soon began to demand the termina- blacks and Latinos, and increasing the numbers of
held a "Fiji Island" party which was highlighted by a tion of African-American Studies courses and a multi- minority faculty and administrators within white univer-
caricature of a black man with a bone through his nose. cultural curriculum which emphasized diversity and tol- sities. Without vigorous efforts, the prevailing racist
In the fall semester, 1988, the university's Zeta Beta Tau erance. They argued that whites had become the "new stereotypes and prejudices which are being permitted to
fraternity featured a "mock slave auction," in which minorities" on college campuses, and insisted that grow on campuses threaten the prospects for education-
members, donned Afro-style wigs and blackfaced make- "reverse discrimination" had relegated them to a sec- al equality for African-Americans and other people of
up. These events at the University of Wisconsin sparked ond-class status. At Temple University in Philadelphia, color.
widespread condemnation on the campus as well as a group of militant whites established the "White
throughout the country. Student Union," which claimed for a time 150 members. Dr. Manning Marable is Professor of History and
Researchers in race relations began to suspect that At the University of Florida in Gainsville, a group of Director of the Institute for Research in African-
these incidents represented a broader, national trend angry whites established a White Student Union, which American Studies, Columbia University, New York City.
which university officials and law enforcement authori- called for the abolition of minority scholarship and "Along The Color Line" appears in over 275 newspa-
ties had largely ignored. In 1987, the Baltimore-based internship programs. The White Student Union quickly pers and isfeatured by 80 radio stations internationally.
National Institute Against Prejudice and Violence began established contacts with Tonyastanzio, a former
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By Liv Ann Bacerra known. Schoen started out by talking about how software and various books and products concern-
the Klingon language was structured. ing this new language. This little lecture was tak-
It's interesting to see what kind of people actual- Apparently, this was borne out of Star Trek's ing a seriously weird (in a nice way) turn when
ly show up at I -CON. One would expect young directors' desire to have a language that sounds Schoen tried teaching a few phrases in Klingon.
adults and groups of annoying little drooling chil- and looks alien and the actors/actresses also Now I was very suspicious about this considering
dren milling around in their sci-fi suits, but have to be able to read it. It was interesting to there were no Klingon Dictionaries around and he
instead, the whole campus was besieged with 1 e ar n could just be spitting out curses at us. But I relent-
pubescent-looking thirty somethings that were in how a ed and tried it. Speaking this language was like
dire need of a shower. That would especially culture gargling spit and twisting your tongue at the same
apply to the Dealer's Room in ICS. This is extreme- that orig- time trying to form or produce some sort of a
ly bizarre considering the Dealer's Room was only |t i n a t e d sound resembling vowels and consonants. (Hey
open for three hours when I stopped by. The odor from a Dave Shashuoa could actually succeed in learning
coupled with the unnecessary heat was unbear- Ss c i - f i this language.) We were taught how to say mother,
able. For the past few years I have heard that these kill, surrender and die. You can only guess as to
nerd conventions have been slowly declining, but
this pungent odor was ridiculous. I actually both-
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mother, surrender and die-true Klingon attitude.
Altogether, this was a fun language because you
an already hopeless night. The only thing that interest get to spit a lot at the person's face while saying
perked my interest were the movies that ran one that a 'hello'. It's a great greeting.
after another all night, so I decided to be different I bunch of Needless to say, I was charmed by this episode of
and opted for The Language of Warriors: linguists I-CON and like any other average American con-
photo by Gary Hoffman
Introductory Klingon by Dr. Lawrence Schoen. would actually bother sumer, I was enthralled by new shiny things and I
I assumed that this was going to be one of to create a totally new and different language. had to buy buy buy those new and shiny things.
those reviews or analysis of the Klingon charac- This is a classic linguist's dream. (Hence, the flag's font-the cover.) Mark Schoen
ters in Star Trek in relation to human behavior or So far, Shakespeare's Hamlet was translated to should be commended for an educational and fas-
speech. But alas! I assumed too much. (More Klingon and is in its third revision and a project is cinating take on a linguistic lecture and also as you
like, I expected too much.) It turned out to be on for translating the Bible. Also, an organization would have noticed by now, this was the only
what it said in the schedule; it was a lecture on was formed and they call it The Klingon Language exciting incident at I-CON that night.
introductory Klingon language. I should have Institute, in which you could contact and order
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continued from back page derived by his tailure to complete his Uedipal tix- capitalizing God, he is trying to diminish the deity
The actual mistakes ation when he was a child. figure's impact upon his life, a sign of someone ter-
themselves display the many cracked facets of his PARAGRAPH 2: The first line is cut-off; see rified of an omniscient figure that dispenses pun-
psyche. Certain key elements of my argument are above. Replacement of the "I" in "might" ("I" ishment. His chronic masturbation may be an
presented below, with each paragraph of the origi- being a phallic symbol) with "0" (a symbol repre- example of further rebellion towards this God-fig-
nal letter granted its own section. senting the orifice of the vagina) displays his ure (who is a member of the authority-group that
PARAGRAPH 1: The greeting is attached to the secret, inner desire to switch sexes. Once again, a he strikes out against in order to settle his Oedipal
main paragraph and followed with a period, mak- comma is missing following "after all" in the final complex), and how that he is experiencing fear
ing it a cut-off sentence. This clearly represents a sentence of the paragraph. Using "there" instead over "getting caught," he de-capitalizes the fig-
suicide wish, although whether he seeks to kill of "their" in the second sentence is another exam- ure's name to de-mystify him/her/it.
himself or wishes his father to kill himself is inde- ple of striking out against authority, in which he is PARAGRAPH 5: More missing commas; see
terminate. He does not capitalize "college" in "col- using rules of grammar and rhetoric as symbols of above.
lege Republicans," although he does so later - the institution he is fighting against. An extra "A" CLOSING: A comma is missing after "sincerely,"
clearly, he feels little, if no, respect for them. This in class" obviously represents "anarchy" (see and both the closing and his own name are not
point becomes more evident in abbreviating the above, namely the discussion of his rebellious, capitalized, an example of his own inner insecuri-
term to C.R. a sentence later. Failure to insert a Democratic yearnings); replacing a "t" with an "r" ties about himself, perhaps brought on by the sug-
comma between the two thoughts "So what does in "criticized" in the final sentence of the para- gested premature ejaculation and chronic mastur-
he do" and "he slanders us" demonstrates a lack of graph demonstrates his inability to come to terms bation. Following his name, it says "the man that
restraint, which is accompanied by a lack of with the nature of God by allowing cross-imagery every member of the Stony Brook Press should pay
willpower, a symptom of people with chronic mas- to seep through. there taxes to." Here, he is clearly seeking to
turbatory problems. A comma is missing in the PARAGRAPH 3: Two commas should be placed replace the authority figure and undermine the
next sentence as well; two run-ons may suggest in the second sentence; see above. In addition, mis- power of those over him; this delusional desire is
inner anxiety at another problem, which quite pos- use of "than" and "your" (instead of "then" and an initial symptom of schizophrenia.
sibly may be premature ejaculation. He replaces "you're") is once again a means of striking out In conclusion, Richard Resnick is an extremely
the "N" in "John" with a comma, meaning he is against the system, which is both a means of utiliz- unstable individual. He should be watched very
placing the comma, which was before missing, in ing reaction formation and of coming to terms with carefully, and psychological treatment should be
John's name; therefore, he is secretly fixated on his unresolved Oedipal complex. suggested, as soon as possible. A wide battery of
John Giuffo. By striking out against him, he dis- PARAGRAPH 4: In addition to further missing drugs and extensive therapy may be able to steer
plays another example of rampant reaction forma- commas and foolish, unconsciously intentional him down the road to success; however, prognosis
tion, this time defending against his anxiety about spelling errors, the sentence "Please let there be isn't good.
his homosexual attraction to John, something god" says multitudes about Mr. Resnick. By not
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8. Wait to be mugged 3. Listen to rats crawl around in
7. Visit glory holes the walls
6. Burn copies of the Statesman 2. Make top ten lists
for light and heat 1. Watch TV
-April 10, 1995 page 15
The Spot Offers Students An Alternative To Stony Brook's Dismal Night-Life
(or Where to Get Bent-Up Without Too Much Hassle)
By Bruce Baldwin campus bar worth driving across town or walking lege students to toss about at their own discretion.)
across campus for. Located in the Fanny Brice The bands that provide entertainment hail mostly
As everyone attending this school is painfully Theater in the Roosevelt quadrangle, The Spot from Long Island hinterlands and usually get
aware, Stony Brook does not have much to offer opened its doors this Fall and under the sagacious under way between ten and eleven o'clock. Most of
in the way of night-life. True, this is exurbia management of Godfrey Palaia and now boasts a these ensembles represent the garden variety, ear-
(areas farther flung than the suburbs), however, thriving patronage and live entertainment nightly splitting garage-band genre. However, without
should this preclude there being a night-life for (although The Spot is only open Thursday though naming names, there are some notable exceptions
its college students? Saturday and some Wednesdays). that are actually worthy of
Of course, Stony Brook's administration would Despite the early weeks of The .. .. attention.
point to The End Of The Bridge as the school's 'on Spot's existence being haunted by One of the most unique
campus bar.' However, anyone who has had to the specter of red ink, today lines (well, unique to Stony Brook
contend with the throngs of sloppy-drunk eigh- of students vying to enter the at least) features at The Spot
teen to twenty-two year old neophytes knows how watering hole are not uncommon. is the diversity of nationali-
much fun that is. If you walk .. . .A
l. . . . . .. . . . .. . . . .
ties one can find on any
through
.... ý.. .. the
...
A narking
- ....... O lot
. . on
..-- 'your
-. .. given night. While playing
way to the 'bridge,' you will surely billiards, for example, it is
;
be confronted with half-lit-up frat * 7 not uncommon to have
Date: Wed, 29 Mar 1995 23:17:54 -0500 this, if tuition goes up by $1800, John may not be Resnick's missive. It is suggested by numerous cog-
From: Richard Resnick <rresnick@ic.sunysb.edu> able to come back toStony Brook. Please let there nitive theorists that such errors are not "accidental,"
To: sbpress@ic.sunysb.edu by god. Just for the record this letter was written but rather products of confused thought processes.
Subject: John Giuffo and slander by an individual member of the College After all, a man such as Richard Resnick has been
Republicans and any inquiries should be directed given many years of schooling, so there should be
Dear aristocrats of the Stony Brook Press. For toward me. little or no errors in such a letter. And, even if they
some reason one of your writers named John were created by accident, it was certainly a con-
Giuffo decided to slander the college Republicans sincerely rick resnick scious decision on Resnick's part to not correct them
here at Stony Brook with his outrageous article in "the man that every member of the Stony Brook before the letter was sent out. By leaving these
your March 29th issue. It seems that John has a Press should pay there taxes to" errors as they are, he is not only revealing deep inse-
problem-with a flyer that the C.R. put up regarding curities, but also is clearly rebelling against the sys-
perks that he and fellow cronies at Polity wanted. An analysis of the previous letter tem created by society in which everything must be
So what does he do he slanders us. Well if Joh, By Dr. Sigmund Freud, Founder of Psychology checked over and over again. This passive-aggres-
does not like the flyers that we put up last time sive syndrome strikes out against society, which is
wait until he sees the next set of flyers we put up. Greatly confused by a fellow undergraduate's in turn.a figure for his father. And, of course, he
It is very possible that the flyers moght say"stop behavior, members of Stony Brook University's pre- strikes against his father unconsciously, because he
socialism,stop radical liberalism,stop John Giuffo mier feature periodical, The Press, consulted my unconsciously wishes to copulate with his mother
and the Stony Brook Press". It is very possible that office, requesting a thorough analysis of the afore- and replace his father's position.
the College Republicans will bring back there stu- said behavior and suggestions as to how to deal with This desire for rebellion is also evidence of a chaot-
dent newspaper next fall and the first issue might the patient. Being unable to study Mr. Resnick per- ic, anarchic spirit, something found in many
be dedicated to John and the Stony Brook Press. sonally, I was given one of his products, a letter writ- Democrats who strive for rights for people less-priv-
John showed no calass and no decency with the ten to the periodical in response to certain campus ileged and lower class. When one brings Freudian
article that he wrote. I should not be surprised, issues. (The text of the letter can be found preceed- defense mechanisms into the argument, his true
after all John threatened to do physical harm to me ing this analysis.) Having gone over it multiple times political orientation becomes clear. By putting up fly-
because I criricized Colleen Skadl. and completing exhaustive research utilizing both ers stating "STOP ARISTOCRACY," he demon-
I think John should thank me for not filing criminal our campus library and various sources on the strates a classic textbook example of reaction forma-
charges against him. After all John believes that if Internet, I can draw no other conclusion than this: tion - his own ambitious leanings towards rebellion
you don't agree with his radical liberal views than Richard Resnick is a dangerously unstable man who and Democracy concern him so much that he gener-
your a racist or a nazi. not only failed to resolve his Oedipal fixation during ates anxiety over them, and pushes that nervous
John just remember that slander is not protected by psychosexual development, but is also a Democrat. energy into an outlet which is the opposite of the ini-
the first amendment so I just may sue you for slan- I derive many of my conclusions from the various tial impulse - namely,
der and libel. At least theres one bright spot in all spelling and grammatical mistakes found in Republicanism. continued on page 14