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Title' Punch Cartoons of the Great War
(uthor' Various
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The *ays Preceding the War D
The 7truggle 4E
<ncle 7am E4
The Comedies of the Great Tragedy ,/F
Women and Children 9irst ,4F
The =ew )akeGs Progress$$<nser >aiser ,F,
The )aider ,D4
The <ns#eakable Turk ,-,
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*Idalus Bismarck @BPolitical Parent ofB Wilhelm ;carusA!
J?y son, obsere the middle #ath to fly,
(nd fear to sink too low, or rise too high!
:ere the sun melts, there a#ours dam# your force,
Between the two eKtremes direct your course!
J=or on the bear, nor on boLtes gaMe,
=or on sword$armGd orionGs dangerous rays'
But follow me, thy guide, with watchful sight,
(nd, as ; steer, direct thy cautious 9light!J
8V;*, BJ?etamor#hoses,J Book V;;;!, 9able ;;;!B
8ctober 3, ,---!
1;llustration' T:E :(<=TE* 7:;P
@Twenty$fie years after J*ro##ing the Pilot!JA
Ghost of the 8ld Pilot! J; Wonder if :e Would *ro# ?e B=8WBHJ
@(#ril ,st is the hundredth anniersary of B;7?()C>G7 birth!A
?arch 4,, ,E,F!5
1;llustration' %GE=9(=T TE));B%E
Chorus in the 7tern! J*onGt Go 8n %ike That$$or "ouGll <#set <s (llHHJ
?ay ,/, ,-E/!5
1;llustration' T:E ;?PE);(% +(C>$;=$T:E$B8C
Chorus @BEerybodyBA! JEerything in 8rder EerywhereH 8H What a
7ur#riseH 7old (gainHJ
+anuary ./, ,-E4!5
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JWith raished ears,
The ?onarch hears,
(ssumes the God,
(ffects to nod,
(nd seems to shake the s#heresHJ
?arch F, ,-E.!
1;llustration' T:E 7T8)" 89 9;*GET" W;%:E%?
@B<#$to$date ersion of J7truwwel#eter!JBA5
J%et me see if Wilhelm can
Be a little gentlemanN
%et me see if he is able
To sit still for once at tableHJ
JBut fidgety Will
:e wonGt sit still!J
+ust like any bucking horse!
JWilhelmH We are getting crossHJ
9ebruary ,, ,-E3!
1;llustration' ( =EW )O%E
;?PE);(% J?(=(GE)$(CT8)J @Bwho has cast himself for a leading #art in
J<n Voyage en Chine,J sotto oceBA!
J<m$$:aH With just a few additional touches here and there, ; shall
make a first$rate Em#eror of ChinaHJ
+anuary ,F, ,-E-!5
1;llustration' 8= T8<)
@BTangier, ?arch 4,!BA
>(;7E) W;%:E%? @Bas the ?oor of PotsdamBA BsingsB'$$
JG<nter den %indenG$$always at :ome,
G<nder the %ime$lightG whereer ; roamHJ
(#ril F, ,E/F!5
1;llustration' C88>G7 C)<7(*E)
;?PE);(% >=;G:T TE?P%() @Bthe German Em#eror$$toB 7(%(*;=A! JWhatHH The
Christian Powers #utting #ressure u#on "ou, my dear 9riendHH :orribleH
; canGt think how Peo#le can do such thingsHJ
8ctober ,F, ,-E-!5
1;llustration' =8T ;= T:E P;CT<)E
7CE=E$$B8n shore, during the isit of the British 9leet to Brest!B
?)! P<=C: @BPhotogra#her, suaely, to theB >(;7E)A! J+ust a leetle
further back, #lease, 7ir! "our shadow still rather interferes with the
grou#!J
+uly ,., ,E/F!5
1;llustration' T:E 78WE) 89 T()E7
@(fter ?illaisA
(ugust .4, ,E/F!5
1;llustration' J;78%(T;8=J
PE(CE @Battending the ;nter$Parliamentary Congress at BerlinBA!
JEerybody else seems to be my friendN why do you stand aloofPJ
GE)?(= >(;7E)! JBut haenGt ; always said that ; was your friendPJ
PE(CE! J"esN but canGt you do something to #roe itPJ
7e#tember .4, ,E/-!5
1;llustration' T:E TE<T8=;7;=G 89 T<)>E"
GE)?(= >(;7E)! JGood BirdHJ
8ctober F, ,E,/!5
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1T:E GE)?(= E?PE)8) Bhas been #atronising the Centenary ofB >)<PPG7
BGun 9actoryB5
(ugust ,0, ,E,.!
5
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GE)?(= 899;CE)' JGlad to hear youGre going to fortify your sea$front!
Very dangerous #eo#le, these English!J
*<TC:?(=' JBut it will cost much!J
GE)?(= 899;CE)' J(h, but see what you sae on the Eastern 9rontier,
where thereGs nobody but us!J
+anuary ,,, ,E,,!5
T:E 7T)<GG%E
1;llustration' WE%% ?ETH
G)E(T B);T(;= +8;=7 :E) (%%;E7 ;= T:E 9;E%*
(ugust ,E, ,E,0!5
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(ugust ,., ,E,0!5
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(ugust ,., ,E,0!5
1;llustration' (T T:E P87T 89 :8=8<)
%;BE)T" @Bto BelgiumBA! JT(>E C8?98)T! "8<) C8<)(GE ;7 V;=*;C(TE*N "8<)
W)8=G7 7:(%% BE (VE=GE*!J
7e#tember ., ,E,0!5
1;llustration' ;=*;( 98) T:E >;=GH
7e#tember E, ,E,0!5
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7e#tember ,3, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' B8E) (=* B);T8= T88
GE=E)(% B8T:( @Bcom#osing telegram to theB >(;7E)A! J+ust off to
re#el another raid! "our customary wire of congratulation should be
addressed' GBritish :eadQuarters$$German 7outh$west (frica!GJ
7e#tember 4/, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' ( =8)T: 7E( C:(=TE"
@BTo the tune of JTi##erary!JBA
+(C>! J;TG7 ( %8=G, %8=G W(;T 98) W;%%;(?G7 =(V", B<T ?" :E()TG7 );G:T
:E)EJ
8ctober ,0, ,E,0!5
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8ctober D, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' <=C8=R<E)(B%E
T:E >(;7E)! J78, "8< 7EE$$"8<GVE %87T EVE)"T:;=G!J
T:E >;=G 89 T:E BE%G;(=7! J=8T ?" 78<%!J
8ctober .,, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' ( P%(;= *<T"
B);T(==;( @Bto :ollandBA! J?" )E78<)CE7 (=* ?" 8B%;G(T;8=7 ()E G)E(TE)
T:(= "8<)7N %ET T:;7 7E)V;CE 9(%% <P8= ?E!J
1The number of Belgian refugees in :olland is #robably ten times as
great as the number in England!5
8ctober .-, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' 98)EW()=E*
SEPPE%;= @Bas JThe 9at BoyJBA! JG; W(=T7 T8 ?(>E "8<) 9%E7: C)EEP!GJ
+8:= B<%%! J);G:T$8HJ
=oember 0, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' T:E ECC<)7;8=;7T
7CE=E' Ticket 8ffice at $$$$ @BcensoredBA!
Tri##er Wilhelm! J9;)7T C%(77 T8 P();7!J Clerk! J%;=E B%8C>E*!J
Wilhelm! JT:E= ?(>E ;T W()7(W!J Clerk! J%;=E B%8C>E*!J
Wilhelm! JWE%%, W:(T (B8<T C(%(;7PJ Clerk! J%;=E B%8C>E*!J
Wilhelm! J:(=G ;TH ; B?<7T G8 78?EW:E)EBH ; P)8?;7E* ?" PE8P%E ; W8<%*!J
=oember 0, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' T:E E(G%E C8?;R<E
>(;7E) @Breiing old ?usic$hall refrainBA! J:(7 (="B8*" :E)E 7EE=
BC(%(;7BPJ
=oember ,-, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' G88* :<=T;=G
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=oember ,-, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' ?E= 89 9EW W8)*7
Grand *uke =icholas! JT( ?()C:EPJ
General +offre! J(77ES B;E=! ET C:ES V8<7PJ
Grand *uke! JP(7 ?(%!J
*ecember ., ,E,0!5
1;llustration' T:E >;=G (T T:E 9)8=T
JTommyJ @Bhaing learned the languageBA! JV;VE %E )8;HJ
*ecember E, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' T:E ;==8CE=T
Crown Prince! JT:;7 8<G:T T8 ?(>E 9(T:E) %(<G:HJ
1;n an alleged interiew the C)8W= P);=CE is re#orted to hae said,
J(s to being a war agitator, ; am truly sorry that #eo#le donGt know
me better! There is no GWar PartyG in Germany now$$nor has there eer
been!J5
*ecember E, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' >;%%E*H
1With B?r! PunchGsB com#liments to General Botha5
*ecember ,3, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' 9<%9;%?E=T
(ustria! J; 7(;* (%% (%8=G T:;7 W(7 G8;=G T8 BE ( P<=;T;VE ECPE*;T;8=J
*ecember .4, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' T:E B)E(>;=G 89 T:E 7PE%%
7TE;=B(C:, +(=<()" 4, ,E,F
+anuary ,4, ,E,F!5
1;llustration' (= (W9<% W()=;=G
(ustria @to )umaniaA! J=8W, BE C()E9<%H )E?E?BE) W:(T ; *;* T8 7E)B;(HJ
+anuary ./, ,E,F!5
1;llustration' T:E 8<TC(7T
( P%(CE ;= T:E 7:(*8W
9ebruary ,E, ,E,F!5
1;llustration' ( P(;=9<% )E9%ECT;8=
(ustria! J:E(VE=7H (? ; )E(%%" (7 B(* (7 T:(TP T(>E ;T (W("!J
1;t seems to be dawning u#on Vienna that the armies of (ustria hae
not been consistently ictorious!5
(#ril ,0, ,E,F!5
1;llustration' C(=(*(H
"P)E7' (P);% ..$.0, ,E,F
?ay F, ,E,F!5
1;llustration' T:E =EW ()?" T8 T:E 9)8=T
*ecember 4/, ,E,0!5
<=C%E 7(?
1;llustration' =8T:;=G *8;=G
;m#erial *achshund! J:ere ;Ge been sitting u# and doing tricks for the
best #art of seen weeks, and you take no more notice of me than if$$$$J
<ncle 7am! JCut it outHJ
7e#tember .4, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' (7 BETWEE= 9);E=*7
British %ion! JPlease donGt look at me like that, 7am! B"8<BG)E not the
eagle ;Gm u# against!J
+anuary 3, ,E,F!5
1;llustration' ( B)(SE= B(=*
;m#erial Conductor! J7tick to it, Tir#itMN kee# on melting their
heartsHJ
?arch 4,, ,E,F!5
1;llustration' )E+ECTE* (**)E77E7
>(;7E) @Bto (mericaBA! JPerha#s it was right to dissemble your loeN
But why did you kick me downstairsPJ
(#ril .,, ,E,F!5
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TE<T8= T)8<B(*8<) @Bserenading the fair ColumbiaBA! J;f she wonGt
listen to my loe$songs, ;Gll try her with a brickHJ
9ebruary ,D, ,E,F!5
T:E C8?E*;E7 89 T:E G)E(T T)(GE*"
1;llustration' 7T<*" 89 ( P)<77;(= :8<7E:8%* :(V;=G ;T7 ?8)=;=G :(TE
9ebruary .0, ,E,F!5
1;llustration' German Bird! J; see it doesnGt say anything about
eagles!J
(ugust .3, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' T:E :8:E=S8%%E)= @Bmega#honicallyBA! JTake courage, my
brae Germans! "our >aiser is #re#ared to sacrifice a million of you!J
(ugust .3, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' German >aiser! J%et us #rey!J
7e#tember E, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' T:E :<=TE) :<=TE*
1With acknowledgments to ?r! +! C! *ollman!5
7e#tember ,3, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' B(dmiral of the (tlanticB @Bto himselfBA! J;t is ?y
;m#erial #leasure to #resent "ou with the 8rder of the ?asthead Broom
@9irst ClassA in recognition of "our cons#icuous success in swee#ing
the seas!J
7e#tember .4, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' BThe WolffB! JGood morning, my dear %ittle )ed )iding
:ood! WouldnGt you like me to tell you one of my #retty talesPJ
B%ittle ?iss :ollandB! JThanksN but ;Gm B=8TB %ittle )ed )iding :ood,
and ; donGt want any of your fairy stories!J
7e#tember .4, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' ( G()G8"%E 89 =8T)E *(?E *E P();7
@BWith acknowledgements to the etching by ?! ?Uryon!BA
7#irits of eil, when theyGre thrown
8ut of a Church, are turned to stoneN
But the aboe was #etrified
Een before he got inside!
8ctober .-, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' %(TE7T *EV;CE 89 T:E E=E?"
%earning to sing J;tGs a long, long way to Ti##eraryJ for the #ur#ose
of deceiing the (llies!
=oember 0, ,E,0!5
1;llustration'
W;%:E%? the PE(CE?(>E)
<hlanGs >indness To Belgian Peasant
The (ngelus! German 7oldierGs )eerence (t ( 9rench Cathedral
German 7oldier Carrying Parcels for British Prisoner
German :el#ing ( Wounded British 7oldier
German 7oldier 7ering Tea to Wounded Enemies
German 7oldiers )om#ing with Belgian Children
German 9eeding 7taring Belgians
( Prussian Court$#ainter earning an ;ron Cross by #ainting #ictures in
#raise of the 9atherland for neutral consum#tion
=oember ,,, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' <=)EC8)*E* EVE=T7 ;= T:E :;7T8)" 89 T:E W()
German soldiers being roused to enthusiasm by the J:ymn of :ateJ
*ecember ,3, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' T:E ;)8= C)877 EP;*E?;C
Ca#tain of a German cruiser, hurrying home after shelling
health$resort, gies orders to lighten the shi# for the sake of s#eed!
*ecember .4, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' :8W T8 B);=G <P ( :<=
The Teutonic substitute for ?ilk
=oember ,,, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' BTurkeyB! J%ooks ery tem#ting and fruityN but what ;
want to know is, whoGs going to #ay the doctorGs bill if com#lications
ensuePJ
7e#tember E, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' 9(;T:
*ecember E, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' BVoice on tele#honeB @Bfrom BerlinBA! JWell, hae you
dammed the 7ueM Canal yetPJ
BTurkB! J"es$$oftenHJ
9ebruary ,/, ,E,F!5
1;llustration' BTurkB! J; say, you fellowsH *o you see the other (llies
are #ooling their 9undsP Ca#ital ideaHJ
9ebruary ,D, ,E,F!5
1;llustration' J;= T:E 7P);=G ( "8<=G ?(=G7 9(=C"$$$$J
The Crown Prince! J; *8=GT BE%;EVE ; W(7 ?E(=T T8 W;= B(TT%E7N ;
BE%;EVE ; W(7 ?E(=T T8 BE %8VE*!J
(#ril .-, ,E,F!5
1;llustration' German >aiser! JWe are not satisfied with 8ur moustacheN
it seems to need su##ort on the Eastern side!J
7e#tember ., ,E,0!5
1;llustration' 98) =E<T)(% C8=7<?PT;8=
7e#tember ., ,E,0!5
1;llustration' W;%%;(? T:E G(%%(=T
The >aiser, by gifts of roses, has been trying to ingratiate himself
with the Grand *uchess of %uKembourg, whose country he has inaded in
defiance of treaty obligations!
+anuary ./, ,E,F!5
W8?E= (=* C:;%*)E= 9;)7T
1;llustration' T:E T);<?P: 89 JC<%T<)EJ
(ugust .3, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' G8* @(=* T:E W8?E=A 8<) 7:;E%*H
7T<*" 89 ( GE)?(= GE=T%E?(= G8;=G ;=T8 (CT;8=
7e#tember E, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' *;7:8=8<)E*
Ca#tain of the BE?*E=B! J*;)T" W8)>HJ
*ecember 4/, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' T:E 9%;G:T T:(T 9(;%E*
The Em#eror! JW:(TH =8 B(BE7, 7;))(:PJ
The ?urderer! J(%(7H 7;)E, =8=E!J
The Em#eror! JWE%%, T:E=, =8 B(BE7, =8 ;)8= C)877E7!J
1EKit murderer, discouraged!5
+anuary .D, ,E,F!5
1;llustration' T:E B)E(*$W;==E)
?arch 4, ,E,F!5
1;llustration' ( G)E(T =(V(% T);<?P:
German 7ubmarine 8fficer! JT:;7 8<G:T T8 ?(>E T:E? +E(%8<7 ;= T:E
7;7TE) 7E)V;CE! BE%G;<? 7(W =8T:;=G BETTE) T:(= T:;7!J
(#ril D, ,E,F!5
1;llustration' T:E E%;C;) 89 :(TE
>aiser! JG9(;) ;7 98<%, (=* 98<% ;7 9(;)N
:8VE) T:)8<G: T:E 98G (=* 9;%T:" (;)!GJ
?ay F, ,E,F!5
T:E =EW )(>EG7 P)8G)E77$$<=7E) >(;7E)
1;llustration' T:E C8?;=G 89 T:E C877(C>7
Wilhelm ;;! JW:(T ;7 T:;7 *;7T(=T )<?B%;=G T:(T ; :E()P *8<BT%E77 T:E
P%(<*;T7 89 ?" PE8P%EHJ
(ugust .3, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' T:E W8)%*G7 E=E?"
The >aiser! JW:8 G8E7 T:E)EPJ
7#irit of Carnage! J( 9);E=*$$"8<) 8=%" 8=E!J
(ugust ,E, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' ?(*E ;= GE)?(="
>aiser! J;G? =8T R<;TE 7(T;79;E* W;T: T:E 7W8)*! PE):(P7, (9TE) (%%,
T:E PE= ;7 ?;G:T;E)HJ
7e#tember ,3, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' T:E G)E(T ;%%<7;8=
>aiser! J?" P88) B;)*, W:(T B:(7B :(PPE=E* T8 "8<) T(;%$9E(T:E)7PJ
German Eagle! JC(= "8< BE() T:E T)<T:, 7;)EPJ
>aiser! J;9 ;TG7 =8T 98) P<B%;C(T;8=!J
German Eagle! J;TG7 %;>E T:;7, T:E=! "8< T8%* ?E T:E B);T;7: %;8= W(7
C8=TE?PT;B%E! WE%%$$:E W(7=GTHJ
7e#tember .4, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' T:E G)E(T G8T:
*E7;G= 98) ( 7T(;=E*$G%(77 W;=*8W ;= ( =E8$G8T:;C C(T:E*)(% (T P8T7*(?
7e#tember 4/, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' G;V;=G T:E 7:8W (W("
German Press Bureau Photogra#her! JCostume #erfect, 7ire$$accessories
admirableN but, in iew of all these Gictories,G dare we suggest that
the BECP)E77;8=B might be just a touch more B+<B;%(=TPBJ
8ctober ,0, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' T:E %;?;T
B7cene'B The Coast of Belgium
The >aiser! JGW:(T ()E T:E W;%* W(VE7 7(";=GPGJ
Wild Waes! JWE WE)E +<7T 7(";=G, GT:<7 9(), (=* =8 9()T:E)HGJ
8ctober .-, ,E,0!5
1;llustration' ( C:)8=;C C8?P%(;=T
(ide$de$Cam#! JGT:E E=G%;7: 98)CE, 78 P%E(7E "8<!GJ
>aiser! JGT(>E T:" 9(CE :E=CE !!! ; (? 7;C> (T :E()T!GJ
?acbeth, (ct V!, 7c! 4!
*ecember ., ,E,0!5
1;llustration' T:E W:;TEW(7:E)7
>aiser! J%ay it on, my worthy #rofessors$$lay it on thickH ; want eery
dro# of it!J
+anuary ./, ,E,F!5
1;llustration' W;%9<% ?<)*E)
The >aiser! JT8 T:E *("$$$$J *eath! J$$$$89 )EC>8=;=GHJ
?ay ,E, ,E,F!5
T:E )(;*E)
1;llustration' T:E )ET<)= 89 T:E )(;*E)
>aiser! JWE%%, ; B(?B 7<)P);7E*HJ
Tir#itM! J78 WE)E WE!J
9ebruary 4, ,E,F!5
1;llustration' J78<=* (=* 9<)"J
>aiser! J;7 (%% ?" :;G: 7E(7 9%EET 7(9E%" %8C>E* <PPJ
(dmiral on Tir#itM! JP)(CT;C(%%" (%%, 7;)E!J
>aiser! JT:E= %ET T:E 7T()V(T;8= 89 E=G%(=* BEG;=HJ
9ebruary ,D, ,E,F!5
1;llustration' )<==;=G (?8>
German Bull! J; >=8W ;G? ?(>;=G ( )8TTE= EC:;B;T;8= 89 ?"7E%9N B<T ;
7:(%% TE%% EVE)"B8*" ; W(7 G8(*E* ;=T8 ;T!J
9ebruary .0, ,E,F!5
T:E <=7PE(>(B%E T<)>
1;llustration' 8<T 89 B8<=*7
+ohn Bull! J7:88H 7:88HJ
?ay E, ,E/3!5
1;llustration' ()?(GE**8=' ( *;VE)7;8=
T<)>E"! JGoodH if only all those other Christian nations get at one
anotherGs throats, ; may hae a dogGs chance yet!J
*ecember 0, ,E,.!5
1;llustration' 7ETT%E*
*ame Euro#a! J"ouGe always been the most troublesome boy in the
school! =ow go and consolidate yourself!J
Turkey! JPlease, maGam, what does that meanPJ
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