Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart.

- Anonymous
For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it.
- Anonymous
Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
- Confucius
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Bumibilog
At
Unti unting
Naging mundo ko



Ang liit lang pala ng kamay mo
Pero paano mo nahahawakan ang mundo ko?



May lisensya ka ba?
Coz youre driving me crazy.


Magaling ka ba sa algebra?
Can you subtitute my x?



Pustiso ka ba?
Kasi I cant smile without you.



Miss, may payong ka?
Umuulan kasi ngayon ng kagandahan.


Ang Kaibigan ay isang makahulugang salita
Dahil paano ang Ibigan kung wala Ka.



I forgot your name.
Can I call you mine?

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1. Loi Pogi Host: Of your body parts, which is your favorite? Gay beauty contestant: My
neck. Because my neck holds my head, which will hold the crown later tonight. Thank you.
2. Suzuna/Mojacko Host: What can you say about the women of tomorrow? Gay beauty
contestant: The women of tomorroware the men of today!
3. No name Interview of LA Lopez by Boy Abunda: Ako, Tito Boy, bading? Haller!
4. KiD BuKid During a Q&A portion, a gay contestant was asked what his motto was: Ang
lalaking nagigipit, sa bading kumakapit!
5. YaK A gay customer in a deli was angry when he found out that his salami was sliced
by the crew, and said: Anong akala mo sa puwet ko, alkansya?
6. No name Gay: Paturo po ng badminton. Coach: Sige, hawakan mo ang raketa kung
paano ka hahawak ng ari ng lalaki. Gay: Aaahisusubo pala?
7. Gracia Gay friend: Salot talaga kayong mga babae! Kakainin na lang namin, uupuan niyo
pa!
8. Loi Pogi/Smiling Pasta From a Harvard prof: Id rather be black than gay, because when
youre black, you dont have to tell your mother.
9. NikChic/Yvaine Gay Rule: Biruin mo na ang lasing na bagong gising, wag lang ang
bading na naagawan ng booking!
10. HristPTRP Sa mga lalaking gipit, walang pangit na bakla kung kamukha nila sina
NINOY AQUINO, VICENTE LIM, JOSE ABAD SANTOS at JOSEFA ILANES
ESCODA!
11. Renj A kid started shouting at my gay friend: Bakla! Bakla! My friend answered:
Bakit, dine-deny ko ba?!?
12. Boy Hugot Pag nagka-amnesia ang bakla, makakalimutan din ba niyang bading siya?
13. Loi Pogi From the movie In & Out: This is my Peter, my friend Peter! We just ran into
each other at the intersexualhomosectionintersection!
14. Dru Jack McFarland: There are no straight men. Only men who havent met me yet.
15. Dru Karen Walker: Honey, youre gayer than an a purse on Tony night.
16. Oscar Dela Hopia Ako ang bumayo, pero bading ang sumubo.
17. Loi Pogi Lets get one thing straightIm not.
18. Maldito The male organ is like gossipit passes from mouth to mouth.
19. Bobby Joe Im mostly straight, Im only gay in bed.
20. Reichen I am a butterfly. A delicate, beautiful, brown butterfly. baklang ipis.
21. Father Marcus Rico J. Puno: Ano ang gusto mo sa babae? Arnel Ignacio: Yung hindi
malikot ang ulo pag kinukulutan.
22. Adam Lembot Every drop counts!
23. Joshua Andre Angel from Rent: I am more man than youll ever be, and more woman
than youll ever get.
24. Cyber Mumu Gay guy wearing a mini-skirt: Di baleng makita ang legs, wag lang ang
eggs.
25. Jerguin22 Johann Von Goethe: If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created
me otherwise.
26. Jerguin22 Dennis Rodman: I dont mind straight people, as long as they act gay in
public.
27. Angelo Dominic We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the
furniture.
28. Satine Pastel Jack McFarlane: We have to help the new gays, nurture them, make them
beautiful. We have to gay it forward!
29. Blitzkrieg If horse racing is the sport of kings, then drag racing must be the sport of
queens.
30. Kabalyero We were at a chicken resto and I wanted to order chicken butt. So I asked my
friend: Kumakain ka ba ng puwet? He answered: Oo, basta ba mahal ko
31. Kapag may isinuksok, may ipuputok!

32. Ang taong nagigipit sa patalim kumakapit. Ngunit ang lalaking nagigipit sa mga bakla
kumakapit. Ang batang makulit pinapalo sa pwet. Ngunit ang baklang makulit tinutusok sa
pwet.

33.
34. Hindi lahat ng kabayo ay nasa kwadro, ang iba ay nandyan lang sa likod ng entablado,
kasunod ko!
35.
36. Ang lalaking nagigipit sa bading kumakapit...
37.
38. Hindi man ako kasing ganda ng nanay mo... Hindi man ako kasing sexy ng ate mo... Malay
mo... Ako ang tatay mo!
39.
40. Ang puking maluwag, punung-puno ng kabag!
41.
42. Kung ang Jeepney driver ay Sweet Lover, ang Taxi Driver Plus P50. Thank you so much!
43.
44. Maniwala ka sa kasabihan na "Kung kaya nila... Ipagawa mo sa kanila!"
45.
46. Kung ang mga kabataan ang pag asa ng bayan, ang mga bakla ay ang pagasa ng
kalalakihan... sa oras ng kagipitan!
47.
48. Walang baklang pangit sa lalaking gipit!
49. Biruin mo na ang lasing pati na rin ang bagong gising. Huwag lang ang bading na inagawan
ng booking...
50.
51. Bato bato sa langit... Tamaan magkabukol!
52.
53. Matalino man ang bading... Napeperahan pa rin!
54.
55. Ang tumatakbo ng matulin... may guwapong hahabulin!
56.
57. Aanhin mo pa ang gwapo... Kung mas malandi pa sayo!
58.
59. Aanhin mo pa ang gwapo... Kung mas malandi pa sayo!
60.
61. Kung ang mga babae ay puno ng saging at ang mga lalaki ay bunga ng saging, kaming mga
bading ang siyang matsing na patuloy na hahada sa bunga ng saging!
62.
63. Wala nang hihigit pa sa malansang isda, kundi ang isang balahurang bakla!
64.
65. Walang matigas na binata sa bibig ng baklita!
66.
67. Kung ang kamatis ay pampakinis ng kutis at ang kalabasa'y pampalinaw ng mata... Ang
talong ni Kuya, pampatirik ng mata!

Walang matinong lalaki... Sa malanding kumpare!

Sa hinaba haba ng prusisyon, bading din pala ang iyong karelasyon!

Biruin mo na ang lasing pati na rin ang bagong gising. Huwag lang ang bading na inagawan ng
booking...

Matalino man ang matsing... Mas mayaman pa din ang bading!








QUESTIONS ON TOURISM
1. How would you promote tourism in your province?

As a beauty pageant contestant with a convincing aura of beauty, I could promote my
province by describing it to tourists and entrepreneurs as a place where peace and
security harmoniously go side-by-side. A place where the historical site and its natural
resources are maintained rich and undisturbed; a place where beautiful people live in
peace, in love, and in harmony, helping one another in order to achieve community
projects, goals, and endeavours under the good and internationally outstanding
leadership of the officials; a place where people revere and fear God; that is the home
of sages and the birthplace of the country's notable nationalists, the home of kapeng
barako, Batangas City, my home.

2. What do you think is the main obstacle that our country faces when it comes to tourism, and as
a beauty ambassador of the Earth, how do you think can you help solve the problem?

I think that the most evident problem that we have when it comes to tourism in our
country is the tainted image of the Philippine security system, the bad publicity that
brands our security system as fallible. As an ambassador of the Earth, I would like to
send out my message to everyone in the world, most especially to the foreigners,
beloved tourists, that the Philippines is still your home here in Asia, and we love you.
Thank you.


3. What festival is important in your province, and why?
For me, the most important festival in my province is the upbeat, and very much lively,
Sublian Festival. Sublian is an event wherein people participate in a ceremonial dance to
worship the Holy Cross. It is a day wherein Batanguenos, and even a number of tourists
unite and celebrate Gods name. This is a highly meaningful event as it symbolizes the
cultural and religious oneness of the people of Batangas City.

4. How would you promote tourism in our country?
As a beauty pageant contestant with confidence and a convincing aura of beauty, I could
promote the Philippines, our country, by proudly announcing to the whole world about
the beautiful atmosphere of its location, the pristine bodies of water surrounding it, bio-
diversified landmarks, beautiful beaches, and most importantly, the warm, welcoming
people, the Filipinos.
QUESTIONS ON THE ENVIRONMENT

1. What are the abuses of man to our Mother Earth, and as an ambassador of the Earth, and as a
beauty ambassador of the Earth, how do you think can you help solve the problem?

Man destroys the earth by toxic waste contamination. It may be water, air, land, or even
noise pollution. The preservation of the Earth during the present time lies mainly on the
survival of critical natural resources. I dont think everyone needs to necessarily praise
nature as much, but mainly, we need not be ignorant to the realities of times. I would
like to make people understand that the environment wont last forever unless we do
something to sustain it. As an ambassador of the Earth, I would like to send out my
message to everyone in the world that the environment wont change for us, so we
have to change for the environment.


2. Global warming poses so much destruction and danger to our environment. As an ambassador
of the Earth, how could you help prevent, if not, minimize this phenomenon?
I believe that the most effective way to reduce global warming is through the collective
effort of everyone in the world to reduce the amount of energy we use on a daily basis. We can
use better gas mileage vehicles and hybrid technology, machines that uses solar or thermal
energy. As an ambassador of the Earth, I would educate my friends about energy conservation,
and ask them to do the same to their families and friends, and so on. Because of the domino
effect that I have created, I would have helped the Earth even in the simplest possible way, and I
have made a step closer to change.

3. Identify one specific effect of global warming, and how can it possibly affect you as a human
being.
The most obvious is an increase in air temperature. Heat waves harm people without a
way to get out of the heat. Insects, some of which carries diseases like Malaria and
Dengue fever, can become rampant in some areas, therefore harming more people. No
one is exempted, nobodys safe from these occurrences. Therefore, global warming can
affect me as a human being, by making me a victim of the aforementioned instances.

4. Technology makes life very convenient but it is also being blamed for certain environmental
problems. How do you propose to find a balance between technology and Earth preservation?


QUESTIONS ON WORLD RELATIONSHIPS
1. How can we attain world peace?
My idea to attain world peace is by building world organizations that help to prevent
war among territories through diplomatic negotiations and bridging gap between
nations. Peace cannot be kept through force; it can only be achieved through
understanding.

2. What is the biggest challenge to the youth today?
The biggest challenge to the youth today is the dilemma on how to respond to the
challenges of the 21
st
century - that is being able to hold on to what you believe is right;
being able to live, enjoy and inspire people to continue living morally upright,
responsible assuming serious and key leadership roles such as holding a beauty title, or
being an SK official, or even being a young businessman who could later provide jobs to
the unemployed.

3. What is your role as a youth in aiding todays crisis?
As a youth, my role is to promote social awareness in uplifting poor societal conditions.
The fact that I joined this prestigious pageant gave me the opportunity to promote
programs like these that endeavour the development of ones personality, confidence,
self-esteem and skills that will later on be of use to his community when he or she
becomes a future professional, like a nurse, a public servant or an entrepreneur.
QUESTIONS FOR CONTESTANTS- BEAUTY PAGEANT
HUMOUROUS QUESTION
1.
HOME IS CHAOS WHEN THE WIFE IS THE BOSS. DO YOU AGREE?
2.
BEFORE U MEET YOUR PRINCE CHARMING,
U HAVE TO KISS A LOT OF FROGS. YOUR
COMMENTS???
3.
DO U SUBSCRIBE TO THE VIEW THAT ITZ TIME WOMEN IN INDIA TOOK OVER THE
CABINET, WHILE MEN MOVED INTO THE KITCHEN?
4.
ITS THE LAST EVENING OF YOUR LIFE & U HAVE A DATE WITH HRITIK ROSHAN. WHAT
WOULD U PLAN FOR YOUR DATE?
5.
DO U AGREE WITH POPULAR BELIEF THAT A
MAN IS RULED BY HIS HEAD, A WOMEN BY
HER HEART?
6.
YOUR FATHER & BOYFRIEND R TRAPPED IN
A BUGNING ROOM... U CAN SAVE ONLY ONE
OF THEM, WHO WILL U SAVE? WHY?
7.
BEAUTY, BRAINS, WEALTH... RANK THESE IN
ORDER OF IMPORTANCE TO U? WHY? HOW
WOULD YOUR BOYFRIEND RANK THEM?
8.
LOOKS, INTELLIGENCE, WEALTH ... RANK THESE IN ORDER OF IMPORTANCE TO U IN
YOUR DREAMS MAN. WHY? HOW WO
ULD YOUR DREAM MAN RANK THEM?
9.
WHO WOULD YOUR DREAMS MAN BE LIKE ... HRITIK ROSHAN, ATAL BIHARI VAJPAYEE,
OR AMARTYA SEN?
10.
RETIREMENT AT 50, SUICIDE AT 60... DO U THINK THIS IS A POSSIBLE SOLUTION TO
INDIAS UNEMPLOYMENT & POPULATION PROBLEMS?
11.
U R IN A BOAT WITH GULSHAN GROVER, LALOO PRASAD YADAV & YOUR EX-
BOYFRIEND. THE BOAT BEGINS TO SINK. U R THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SWIM & CAN
SAVE ONE OTHER PERSON...WHO WILL U SAVE? WHY?
12.
DO U REALLY THINK THAT WOMEN R THE
WEAKER SEX AS POPULAR BELIEF WOULD
HAVE IT??
THE WOMEN IN U
1.
IRRESPECTIVE OF YOUR PRESENCE AT THIS CONTEST, DONT U THINK THAT BEAUTY
PAGEANTS R A CONTRAVENTION OF INDIAN CULTURE & AN INSULT TO INDIAN
WOMANHOOD???
2.
LATA MANGESHKAR, LARA DUTTA OR BICHENDRI PAL (FIRST INDIAN WOMEN TO CLIMB
MT. EVEREST)... WHICH OF THEM WOULD U SAY REFLECTS THE TRUE SPIRIT OF THE
INDIAN WOMEN?
3.
AS AN INDIAN WOMAN, HOW DOES YOUR CU
LTURE HELP U FACE THE CHALLENGES OF
THE MODERN WORLD??
4.
TO PROJECT YOUR SEX APPEAL, WHAT WOULD YOU WEAR FOR AN EVENING OUT? A
SENSUOUS EVENING GOWN, A SAREE OR A SHORT BLACK DRESS?
5.
OTHER THAN YOUR MOTHER, WHO IN YOUR
OPINION IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
IN INDIA? WHY DO U CHOOSE HER??
6.
DEFINE 3 QUALITIES THAT A WOMAN OF THE MILLENIUM SHOULD HAVE.
7.
IF U GOT UP ONE MORNING & FOUND THAT U WERE 20 YEARS OLDER, HOW WOULD U
DEAL WITH IT?
8.
WHAT QUALITY CAN THE INDIAN WOMEN OFFER HER WESTERN COUNTERPART TO
FACE THE CHALLENGES OF THE MODREN WORLD?
9.
WHO IN YOUR OPINION IS DOING A MORE
IMPORTANT JOB ... A HOUSEWIFE, OR A
CAREER WOMAN?
YOUNG INDIA
1.
LOVE OR ARRANGED MARRIAGE, WHICH ONES FOR U?
2.
AS AN AMBASSADOR OF YOUR
COUNTRY, HOW WOULD U EXPLAIN INDIAS SECULAR
NATURE ESPECIALLY IN THE LIGHT OF RECENT COMMUNAL TENSIONS?
3.
AS AN AMBASSADOR OF INDIA, WHAT
R THE THREE BEST FEATURES OF OUR
COUNTRY U WILLPROJECT TO THE WORLD?
4.
TO PROJECT YOUR SEX APPEAL, WHAT WOULD YOU WEAR FOR AN EVENING OUT? A
SENSUOUS EVENING GOWN, A SAREE OR A SHORT BLACK DRESS?
5.
OTHER THAN YOUR MOTHER, WHO IN YO
UR OPINION IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
WOMAN IN INDIA? WHY DO U CHOOSE HER?
6.
DEFINE 3 QUALITIES THAT A WOMAN OF THE MILLENIUM SHOULD HAVE.
7.
IF YOU GOT UPO ONE MORNING AND FOUND THAT U WERE 20 YEARS OLDER. HOW
WOULD YOU DEAL WITH IT?
8.
WHAT QUALITY CAN THE INDIAN WOMEN OFFER HER WESTERN COUNTERPART TO
FACE THE CHALLENGES OF THE MODREAN WORLD?
9.
WHO IN YOUR OPINION IS DOING A MORE IMPORTANT JOB...A HOUSEWIFE OR A
CAREER WOMAN?
10.
LOVE OR ARRANGED MARRIAGE ... WHICH ONES FOR U?
11.
AS AN AMBASSADOR OF YOUR
COUNTRY, HOW WOULD U EXPLAIN INDIANS SECULAR
NATURE ESPECIALLY IN THR LIGHT OF RECENT COMMUNAL TENSIONS?
12.
AS AN AMBASSADOR OF INDIA, WHAT
R THE THREE BEST FEATURES OF OUR
COUNTRY U WILLPROJECT TO THE WORLD?
13.
WHOSE CONTRIBUTION ACCORDING TO U IS MOST VALUABLE TO INDIA... A SOLDIER
GUARDING OUR FRONTIERS, A DOCTOR TREATING THIS SICK, OR AM INTERNATONAL
PAGEANT TITLE HOLDER?
14.
WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING YOUNG/ A YOUNG INDIAN/ A YOUNG INDIAN
WOMEN?
15.
IF U CAUGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND TWO-TIMING YOU, WOULD YOU DUMP HIM, OR
WOULD U GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE?
16.
AS A YOUNG INDIAN WHAT ACCORDING TO U IS THE GREATEST PROBLEM FACING
INDIAN? HOW WOULD U SOLVE IT?
17.
DESCRIBE THE ESSENCE OF INDIA IN ONE SENTENVE.
18.
ADIDAS SHOES, WRANGLER JEANS, LA CO
STE SHIRT, CHRISTIAN DIOR PERFUME...
WHERE IS OUR INDIANNESS?
19.
CAN AN INDIAN LIVING IN A FORGIEN COUNTRY HOLD ON TO HIS/HER INDIAN
CULTURE/ROOTS?
20.
HOW HAVE U AS AN INDIAN IN A FORGIE
N COUNTRY HELPED PEOPLE UNDERSTAND
THE RICHNESS OF OUR CULTURE?
21.
IF U WERE CROWNED MS INDIA WORLDWIDE TONIGHT WHAT MESSAGE WOULD U
HAVE FOR YOUR FELLOW CONTESTANTS/ THE WORLD?
22.
INDIA AND THE USAR 2 OF THE WORLDS LARGEST DEMOCRACIES. BOTH NATIONS
HAVE SUFFERED GREATLY AT THE HANDS
OF SIMILAR INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM.
HOW WOULD U USE YOUR TITLE AS INDIANS AMBASSADOR TO BUILD BONDS OF
FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN THE TWO?
23.
WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS PAGEANT THAT SETS IT APART FROM ALL OTHER
PAGENTS?
24.
WHAT IS THE ESSENCE OF A YOUNG INDIAN WOMAN?
25.
DO U THINK INDIAN IS READY TO ACCEPT THINGS LIKE HOMOSEXUALITY,
LESBIANISM, UNWED/SINGLE PARENTHOOD & LINE-IN RELATIONSHIPS OUTSIDE
MARRIEGE?
26.
WITH THE WORLD CHANGING ITS ATTITIDES TO MANY THINGS, DO U THINK INDIAN
SHOULD ALSO CHANGE ATTITIDES TO MANY THINGS, DO U THINK INDIA SHOULD
ALSO CHANGE ATTITUDES & ACCEPT THINGS AS MENTIONED IN QS. 16?
27.
WHETHER U WIN TONIGHT OR NOT WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR GREATEST BENEFIT/
LEARNING EXPERIENCE FROM THIS EVENTS?
28.
THE FAMILY PLANNING SLOGAN IN INDIA IS HUM DO HUMARE DO ...WHAT SLOGAN
WOULD U & YOUR HUSBAND ADOPT?
29.
POLITICS IS THE LAST REFUGE OF SCONDRELS ... DO U AGREES?
30.
OUR JAWANS CAME OUT OF THE KHARGIL WAS AS HEROS. GIVEN THE CHOICE,
WOULD U RATHER BE A SOLDIERDEFENDING OUT FRONTIERS OR THE WINNER OF
TONIGHTS PAGEANT?
31.
IF U WERE TO NOMINATE INDIAS NEXT PM, WHAT 2 QUALITIES WOULD U LOOK FOR
IN HIM/HER?














"All The Man That I Need"
I used to cry myself to sleep at night
But that was all before he came
I thought love had to hurt to turn out right
But now he's here
It's not the same, it's not the same

[Chorus:]
He fills me up
He gives me love
More love than I've ever seen
He's all I've got,
He's all I've got in this world
But he's all the man that I need

And in the morning when I kiss his eyes
He takes me down and rocks me slow
And in the evening when the moon is high
He holds me close and won't let go
He won't let go

[chorus]