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The State of Grea New Y rk
By Sam Goldman
A small article in the January 18t hNew from the state. Assuming that the state Senate Democrats. Some even cite the events of 1975
York Post shed light on one of the more curious and Assembly vote the bill into law, then con- that led to ,the New York Daily News' infamous
ideas to ever come across the City Council's sent must be granted by the U.S. Congress, giv- "FORD TO CITY: DROP DEAD" headline as a rea-
desk. ing all parties the final permission to make New son be a self-sufficient as possible. But, as with
The article states that a bill that would York City the State of Greater New York. all things politics, the main reason is money.
set in motion plans to have New York City secede A press release touting the bill's intro-
from the state to become the 5 s tstate, after two duction cited Jonathan Bowles, research direc-
years of inaction, will be brought up for debate tor for the Center for an Urban Future.
in the council again. According to his statistics, the city receives
The bill (Intro. 386) was introduced by 32% less municipal aid from Albany than a
Councilman Peter Vallone Jr. (D-Queens) in decade ago, including a giant $0 in supplemen-
February of 2003. In May of that year, the bill tal municipal aid (a state program that has
went to the Government Operations committee - divvied $728 million to local municipalities
and has been stuck there ever since. It states since its inception in 1996). In addition, the
that, at the next election after passage of the state has enacted at least half a dozen laws since
bill, a question to be placed on the referendum 1994 requiring the city to boost salaries or
asking voters to okay a commission to study the pension payments to certain municipal workers,
feasibility of the city seceding to become measures that have cost the city hundreds of
"Greater New York." The commission would have millions of dollars. Lastly, the city contributes
seven members - three chosen by the mayor, about 47% of total revenue to the state, while
three chosen by the council, and one chosen by receiving only 40% of total state spending
both sides who would serve as the chairperson. (1992-1997 period).
In a time span no earlier than 24 months and no In addition, the city,remains annoyed at
later than 30 months after the creation of the not getting enough homeland security funds
commission, they must present a state constitu- from the nation, or enough education dollars
tion to the mayor and the council, after which from the state (a problem that recently rectified
six months of public hearings would be held. itself thanks to a lawsuit won by the Campaign
After that, the commission has the right to for Fiscal Equity), and the city would enjoy the
bring the constitution to a referendum, either advantage of not having to have construction
during the regular election cycle or by a special projects, such as the pending West Side stadi-
election if the commission so desires. At such An August 2004 article in New York um, okayed by the state. Many city officials
an election voters will have 2 referendum ques- magazine, while advocating secession from the have grown tired with dealing with Albany in
tions - whether or not to adopt the constitution, United States as opposed to just New York state, general. The legislative branch is widely con-
and whether or not to keep the commission in still gives some interesting points to consider. sidered by many the most corrupt and ineffi-
place to draft an alternative constitution in the The city's gross domestic product, which stands cient legislature in the country, and many are
event that voters vote in the negative on the first at $413.9 billion, puts it just ahead of unhappy with George Pataki, who is seen by
question. All this means that, even after such a Switzerland and just behind that of Russia. It many in the city to favor upstate New York over
commission is created, it would take probably has more people than Ireland, Switzerland or the city.
three years at a minimum for anything to come New Zealand. Vallone Jr, in his comments to the Post,
out of it. Why was such an idea brought forth in said it best. "Gov. Pataki is slapping us on the
If voters agree to adopt the constitution, the first place? Many cite the grandeur of New back with one hand while lifting our wallets
things get more difficult. At this point, the bill York City, and other more recent, politically with the other," he said. "We cannot raise taxes
requires that the commission draft state-level minded scribes cite that three out of every four any more, nor can we make any further cuts.
legislation allowing the city to disengage itself registered voters in the city happen to be This may be our only viable option."
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Relief in Asia and Spending at Hoime
By Dustin Herlich
The tragedy in Asia has devastated the gotten it from nations they don't mind getting starve. Don't want to give more to tsunami
lives of millions and simultaneously brought aid from. Sri Lanka is mostly Buddhist. In fact, relief? Ok, how about all the poverty in this
together billions in aid. As I type this piece, it has a very small Muslim population at all. country? How about the people in Florida who
President Bush prepares for his inauguration There are more Christians than Muslims! The are still living in huts on their lawns, waiting
gala, an event which will cost almost forty mil- current administration of this country is doing for aid to help rebuild their homes? How about
lion dollars. Granted, most of that money came all that it can to remind the American people of AIDS in Africa or war in the Congo? Oh, right,
from private donations and corporate donations just how Christian it is, and how much that most of the money came from pharmaceutical
but it is still $40,000,000.00. That's a lot of should matter to everyone. I guess killing inno- companies. So how about they give a price break
zeros. Also as I write this piece, the government cents in the Middle East and actually enacting to the elderly for their medicine? How about
is asking for billions more dollars to fight in laws that inhibit giving is the Christian thing to donate drugs to third world nations, or to places
Iraq. Oh, yeah, the war is "over" in Iraq by the hit by the tsunami that are still in need of med-
way. Private donations in this country have ications and antibiotics? I guess a big party for
dwarfed federal aid for this tragedy. an already wealthy man is much more impor-
According to Wikipedia.org, the US is tant.
actually on the low end of donations. While our What these countries really need right
amount in dollars of donations is larger than now is cold hard cash. On the January 13th
many nations, as far as percentage of GDP goes, 2005 edition of InFocus, guests from the
we're one of the worst. You have nations like SLMANA (Sri Lanka Medical Association of
Australia, which have pledged as much as 1.16 North America) reachab e at
per mil of their GDP, while the US has pledged a http://www.slmana-east.org/ were asked
paltry .1 per mil. It has been asked why the directly about what kinds of aid they are in
wealthy Arab nations don't come forth and pro- Really, one of the biggest reasons we need of. They don't want our clothing. They
tect their own people; why should nations such shouldn't be complaining about how much we don't wear the types of clothing we do in Sri
as ours give to this cause? There are some very have given, and instead, complaining how we Lanka. They have too much clothing, food, and
simple answers to that. haven't given enough is the fact that we can in some rare cases even medicine coming into
Primarily, the people impacted by this afford 'it above almost all other nations com- the ports. There is a backup of these items, and
event were not Muslim, so wealthy Muslim bined. Our economy, weak as we may see it they can't be shipped out to needy areas fast
nations should not be lambasted for not "pro- being in our eyes, is still light years ahead of enough. We can't send them lumber and other
tecting their own." Indonesia is mostly Muslim, our nearest competitors. Do we really need building materials, because the types of materi-
but they have refused aid from nations such as forty million dollar inauguration dinners? We als and lumber we use here don't stand up to
Israel due to racial hatred. I assume that means always talk about how leaders of impoverished that climate. What they need is cash. They have
they either don't need the help, or have already nations live in splendor, while their people the manpower, they have doctors and engineers
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Martin Luther King, Jr. was truly an American more violence, until the only person left to fight is
Managing Editor hero; they don't come along often these days. While he yourself. You cannot promote peace through warfare.
Mike Billings was a mortal just like the rest of us, and he had his You cannot promote love though hate. You cannot pro-
flaws, just as we all do, Dr. King nevertheless comes mote morality though sin. You cannot build a founda-
Associate Editor closer to being an American hero than most famous fig- tion for a just and moral society upon a lake of blood;
Amberly Timperio ures I could name. When we consider Dr. King's work you need something more substantial. You cannot build
and the work of all those involved in the civil rights this foundation through corpses; for corpses rot. You
movement that continues to this day, it becomes clear cannot build this foundation with bones; for bones
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why this day in his honor is to be taken seriously. crumble to dust, along with the foundation and the edi-
Michael Prazak We live in a time when heroes are few and far fice built upon it." Dr. King was just one of a long line
between. We live in a time when hypocrisy and hatred of men and women, going back to Jesus and Buddha, who
News Editors and fear and apathy put our freedom and our society at highlighted these values. And in a time of war, terror-
Brittany Brockner risk. We live in a time when terrorism on the part of ism, and paranoia, we need to get back to these values if
David K. Ginn immoral guerillas and greedy men in the corridors of we wish to survive.
power creates a culture of fear and borderline paranoia. The War on Terror is an ideological war that can
We live in a time when the goal of equal rights for all be fought and won only by heroes such as Dr. King. By
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and equal dignity for all people-the stated creed of our living in fear and by responding with fear and hate, we
Melanie Donovan lose. By responding to tyranny aind corruption and
nation-is still just out of reach, though the gap is clos-
ing. Now, more than ever, Dr. King can serve as a hero hypocrisy with apathy, we lose. By responding to
Arts Editor for a new era, the foundation of which is yet shaky unjust warfare abroad and social injustice at home with
Meri Wayne because of fear and uncertainty. apathetic acceptance, we lose. By abandoning the val-
The foundation we build our society on can only ues the Dr. King stood for in favor of chest-beating and
Photo Editor be a sturdy as the values we believe in. Dr. King spoke war-mongering and fear-mongering and bigotry, we may
Jowy Romano of values and morality as the impetus of his work. win a few battles but we will lose the war. I think that's
Taking cues from Jesus and Gandhi, he preached of love what Dr. King would be saying were he here today.
and a rejection of violence and warfare as the best January 1 9th was a day of lofty speeches and
Copy Editors means of achieving reform. Even though we often miss sound bites, of commemorations and salutes, of remem-
Matthew Willemain the mark and fail to live up to these ideals in our words brance and admiration of Martin Luther King, his work
Marcel Votlucka and actions, we can still hold on to them and strive to in the civil rights movement, and the foundation he and
Nicole Barry meet them. That makes us better people in the end. the movement he was a part of laid for us today. And
You cannot craft positive social change and what it all boils down to are four simple words:
Production Manager espouse positive values and enforce positive morality Thank you, Dr. King.
Rob Pearsall through negativity and brute force, for violence breeds
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To The Stony Brook Press, he guard it with his life? A common quote used chal relationship to his deceased uncle's family
by computer enthusiasts is "if a file doesn't of Jewish decent, Mr. Marks can rightfully
I take offense to Bradley Marks' article exist in two places, it doesn't exist at all." lobby the Jewish groups (or any other) on cam-
"Stolen Laptop," a tale of a-single laptop ruining Relatively inexpensive zip disks could have got- pus about running a fundraiser to subsidize a
a student's life. At first touching and drawing ten Bradley back on his feet in hours, which are trip to Israel. Stony Brook is filled with kids
sympathy, it later comes as somewhat misguid- probably irreplaceable now. just waiting for a chance to do the right thing.
ed. If there's a will, there's a way. Speaking directly to Bradley Marks:
I plead Mr. Marks to see that it was hi m- First, is it now so important, especially being as mature as those circumstances demand,
self whom had sealed his own fate by allowing since now, Bradley is healthy, to buy a new lap- I can only hope that this was only a temporary
the laptop to be stolen. Be not mistaken; this is top? I know of many students who solely use the weakness in character. Many articles of The
not an attack, but as a different way of viewing university's numerous SINC sites and Press, especially my own, have been fueled out
the situation. The stress of losing a family Blackboard to conduct their college lives. of fleeting anger. I have offered you something
member, starting at a new college and other Second, if an education remains impor- to think about, and I sincerely hope that you
financial obligations must be enormous. tant at Stony Brook, Mr. Marks should appeal to take them to heart, just as you have touched the
Short from having it ripped from your the school's Ombudsman to see if they'll take hearts of many of the Stony Brook Press' audi-
arms, the computer was found missing. Missing, exception. This would be even more in his favor ence.
as well, are the details between the lines. Had if he were an exceptional student beforehand.
there been any thought given to any conse- That's another detail left out. If not, I repeat: Sincerely,
quence that an integral part of his life (the lap- he may have sealed his own fate. Tom Senkus
top) could be taken away, and if so, why didn't Finally, because of the quasi-patriar-
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By Natalie Schultz
The tsunami disaster has brought to the former presidents are buddy-buddy as well. Switzerland with $96.2 million ($13.00 per
forefront the antipathy of the European Union Economically, this is the best tactic, because capita). Surprisingly (or not), the USA, Great
and United.ations towards the United States. individuals and corporations generally know Britain and France have pledged the least per
It all began shortly after the tsunami hit, when just how much they can afford to donate, as capita. United Kingdom: $95.1 million ($1.61
George W. Bush, President of the USA, took three opposed to our government over-extending per capita), United States: $350 million ($1.19
days to make a public statement about the dis- itself and racking up more debt at the cost of per capita), France: $64.6 million ($1.05 per
aster. I mediately critics began calling our American taxpayers. capita).
initial relief aid of $15 million cheap. The Other Western nations, on the other As for non-western responses, China
press, both international as well as domestic hand, are most certainly over-extending them- comes in a pathetic last with $63 million ($0.05
began berating the American government for not selves; yet it appears that they are doing so per capita), while Taiwan (whom China won't set
pulling its weight in foreign aid. By now, every- mainly to one-up the USA. Any country can free) gave $50 million ($2.21 per capita). Saudi
one knows how the story continues - we immedi- pledge hundreds of millions of dollars, but then Arabia only gave $30 million ($1.17 per capi-
ately increased our aid to $35 million, and then the question must be begged: Where are they ta), which is pretty pathetic considering it is
to $350 million. And individual Americans going to get that money? Kind-heartedness is one of the wealthiest countries in the world, and
donated to the disaster relief in record numbers one thing, but financial irresponsibility will it is Muslim, and most of the victims are
as well; half of all Americans have now con- only lead to disaster in the long-run. Canada's Muslims. Smaller Muslim countries did pledge
tributed money out of their own pockets. More government has already voiced concern over a considerable amount though, in particular
importantly, our military is spending $6 mil- where the money the Canadian government has tiny Qatar with $25 million ($29.7-6 per capita).
lion a day distributing the immense amount of pledged will come from. Promising to increase Meanwhile Turkey, aspiring to enter the EU, has
aid that has arrived to the most remote areas. the $80 million already pledged, a spokesman pledged only one million dollars.
Without the use of American military helicop- for Finance Minister Ralph Goodale admitted he Russia's responsible reaction: Russia
ters the aid would not have reached the most isn't sure where the relief money will come was the first country to fly aid and medical per-
desperate people; instead it would still be sit- from, stating "The details have yet to be ham- sonnel to Sri Lanka. Russia's military has
ting in large piles in city centers. This $6 mil- mered out." This has given rise to concerns that delivered a field hospital and 150 medics to
lion a day in military aid is in addition to the existing program spending will be sacrificed or Indonesia, 100 tons of aid to Indonesia and
$350 million our government has pledged in cut back to make fiscal room for Canada's finan- Thailand, and 10 mobile electric power genera-
relief aid. cial pledges toward tsunami aid. tors and 15 tons of bed linen to Phuket,
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Nations, made his first public statement criticism from some Western politicians.
about the disaster. Very few members of the Moscow's small financial pledge is a calculat-
press criticized him for waiting so long to ed move aimed at keeping peace at home, said
react. In other words, the world expects the Vladimir Pribylovsky, a Kremlin expert with
President of the United States to rise up and the Panorama think tank. He explained "The
lead everyone else. Let me re-phrase that: the government understands that millions of dol-
rest of the world expects the United States to lars going to someone in Asia would be greet-
be the financial leader in digging the rest of ed badly by ordinary Russians, considering
the world out from its troubles. Correct me if the rather meager aid that officials provide to
I'm wrong, but isn't it the case that the pri- their own people in trouble, such as the
mary job of the President of the United States Beslan victims." Still, the victims of the
is to protect the citizens of the United States, school siege by Chechen rebels are donating 1
and the primary job of the head of the United million rubles ($36,000). "Beslan residents
Nations is to protect.the people of world in. will never forget how the world responded to
general, particularly the most in need? If our tragedy. So, for our part, we will always
that is the case, then why did George W. Bush respond to the tragedy of people who stiffer
speak out before Kofi Annan and pledge natural disasters and terrorist attacks
American financial aid before the United around the world," said Mairbek Tuayev, head
Nations did so? of the Public Council of Beslan. Considering
Now, let the games begin! You know the weak financial, social and political situa-
that song that goes "Anything you can do I can tion in Russia, the Russian government has
do better, I can do anything better than you. not only reacted responsibly to the tsunami
No you can't! Yes I can! No you can't! Yes I disaster, but effectively as well. Rather than
can! No you can't! Yes I can! NO YOU pledging monetary assets it does not have,
CAAAAN'T!" Well, that should be our Russia has sent the assets it does have - nec-
world's anthem. In a race to one-up each essary goods and highly educated medical
other, many western nations have been steadily A quick glance at the monetary pledges personnel.
increasing their aid. Some view-this political of many western countries should set off alarm Ironically, it is the words of French
one-upmanship as a good thing for the less for- bells to economists as well as the citizens of Health Minister Rhilippe Douste-Blazy that
tunate people in the world. But, from an eco- those nations. How far into the future will the prove that money isn't everything: "I concede
nomic perspective, it has gotten downright out taxpayers of these countries be paying for their that Europe did not show exemplary logistical
of hand. The USA hasn't increased its aid generosity? Germany has pledged $674 million efficiency...We need a quick reaction force so
beyond $350 million; instead George W. Bush ($8.17 per capita). Germany is already finan- that there is not just one country present with-
has called upon former presidents Clinton and cially weak with 10% unemployment and high in a few hours anywhere in the world." Douste-
Bush to spur on individual and corporate dona- taxes impeding its growth, along with outdated Blazy made this statement at a meeting of fifty
tions to the disaster relief. This has got to be and inefficient social systems such as health- European Union foreign ministers where they
our current president's best idea since taking care and welfare. Norway has pledged $180 looked into ways to develop a rapid reaction
office four years ago. He has managed to team up million (a whopping $39.13 per capita). With force to deal with future disasters. One diplo-
a former president well liked by Republicans the highest taxes in the world I wonder how the mat stated "The need for this mechanism is
with a former president who Republicans love to Norwegian people survive, especially since the plain to see, but so are its limits." He cited the
hate, and who is in his own right loved by the cost of living is also among the highest in the desire of member states to retain control of
liberal Democrats in our country. This move world at 189% compared to the USA. Japan, their civil emergency units in case of a disaster
was so ingenious that I can only imagine that the with a notably unstable economy, has pledged on their own soil. Apparently, the Europeans
spirit of good 'ole Ronald Reagan took over $500 million ($3.90 per capita). Australia has are willing to outspend the United States with
George W. Bush in that moment. Rather than pledged $764 million ($37.82 per capita), pos- money they don't have, but they aren't willing to
pledging more money than our government can sibly putting the brakes on currency reform. send over the troops that they do have.
actually afford, Bush has taken a bi-partisan Other high per capita donations are Denmark Balk as they might, but without the mil-
stance that will in all likelihood spur on indi- with $76.2 million ($14.11 per capita), Finland itary aid of the USA and Russia, all the money
vidual donations by not only ordinary with $65.3 million ($12.56 per capita), Sweden that the European Union has pledged would be
Americans, but the rich big-wigs with whom our with $75 million ($8.33 per capita), and quietly rotting in the city centers of South Asia.
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her body. So she filed a medical malpractice tions, except for Ted added, "Don't listen to all
suit against her doctor, eventually winning Kennedy, because he hates them bleeding-hearts who
three hundred million dollars in damages. She America. By ensuring that say that the obvious solu-
now resides in a palatial palace in Beverly patients have no legal tion to the malpractice
Hills, California. recourse in cases of medical problem is for doctors to
Since that seminal case, America's moral malpractice, these tough new stop screwing up so much.
resolve has been torn to shreds in the ensuing provisions will hopefully And we don't need a
storm of medical malpractice suits. The med- stop the scourge on humanity- "patient's bill of rights"
ical establishment is cowering in fear in the that are medical malpractice any more than we need the
face of this horror, like scared chipmunks. suits. By limiting damages, real Bill of Rights, so don't
Meanwhile, their sleazy victims and the'ir victimized patients will learn get me started on that load
greedy lawyers are getting rich off the honest self-sufficiency and build of crap. It's just an excuse
mistakes of the poor doctors. It seems that there character by learning to deal for the unwashed masses to
is no end in sight. As I write this, liberal and with their physical and emo- extort all the doctors and
conservative media pundits and politicians are tional trauma. By protecting enrich trial 'lawyers like
screaming at each other about this national dis- doctork, irresponsible and Senator Edwards."
aster. Red States have threatened to secede from inept surgeons' and physi- Indeed. Accountability
the Union (again) unless this crisis is solved. cians will have a second for doctors and HMOs is not
Only one man has the courage, moral fortitude, chance to self-improve, and the issue here. If this del-
and testicular capacity to deal effectively with learn from their honest mis- uge of frivolous medical
this issue: President George W. Bush. takes. By shielding HMOs malpractice lawsuits con-
Seeing that the nation was being torn from frivolous and petty law- tinues for much longer,
apart by this scourge of malpractice suits, suits, America's bastions of America's national charac-
President Bush immediately did what he does medical care will be pre- ter will be forever stained.
best-he declared a second War on Terror to put served for generations to
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West Wing, he decreed that there ought to be And, to be perfectly honest and frank, meAt understand that doctors provide such an
reforms in place to allay the scourge and save dear reader, leaving a scalpel in a patient's invaluable service to us that we should be grate-
the wealthy, irresponsible doctors from a trag- body isnot that big a deal. Why, think of it as ful and unquestioning of them, even if they
ic fate. a memnento of your appendectomy! And even if occasionally screw up-life-altering conse-
First, he asked Congress to set caps on the surgeon accidentally severs your kidney quences notwithstanding.
medial malpractice damage claims, from the during a routine hysterectomy, don't be As for my credibility on this issue, put
current maximum of one billion dollars to a alarmed-at least your liver's working just fine! yourself at ease. I am indeed a licensed and
maximum of' seventy bucks (Canadian), not If your doctor knowingly prescribes the wrong accredited physician, due in large part to the
including lawyer's consultation fees. This was medication despite its potentially fatal side fact that Paraguay doles out licenses like
intended to not only keep the doctors' already effects, just keep in mind that the doctor went to Halloween candy. So you can trust that I and I
moderately inexpensive insurance premiums medical school and you didn't. Do you think alone truly know what I'm talking about, and
from inching higher, but also to spare innocent, you know better than the doctor? I didn't think you may find solace in my wisdom.
kindly old HMO's from having to hold all those so. And remember: only you can prevent
doctors accountable for their actions. Congress, President Bush has shown that he medical malpractice suits!
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Graduation...Now Wh;at?
By Dana Gomi
It's that time of the year again: the an adult is not easy and it is nothing that I am
spring semester of college. It's also your final looking forward to. Everyone is excited to grad-
semester because you are finally going to grad- uate and get out of college, but will we miss it
uate after five years. Your parents are the hap- once we have a nine to five job five days a week?
piest people in the world. But you are not. Why? I know that I need to do this. I need to grow up
Because once college is over what are you going and get away from the folks. Graduation is
to do? This is one question that I ask myself all scary, yet exciting, to me. Finally I will be done
the time. I am finally going to graduate in May with college, but now the challenge is finding
from this university, yet I still don't know what the job you love and moving out of the home you
I am going to be. I mean you had a major but does have always known, rent free. Ah well, maybe
that really mean your going to get a job in your something great will come along my way, like
field? Nope. Newsday calling me up to be their fabulous new
My major is English, and right now you Sports Editor and offering me lots and lots of
are saying another English teacher. Nope, sorry, money. And then again, maybe not. Ah, I can
not what I want to be. I want to be a journalist, dream, can't I? Well, it's time to move on, get the
meet famous people and be rich. But will that heck out of this place and finally be on my own.
dream become a reality for me? I mean, sure, So, come May 2 0 t h, the real world better look
you get out of college and think, yes, I can do out, because I am coming into it. Graduations is
this, I can get a job in my field. But then I have a fun time for parties and getting out of college
thoughts of, what if I am not good? What if I just for the final time. So bring on graduation and all
can't find a job? Will I be in retail all my life? the plans life has for me. It's time for me to
These are the things going through my head as I become a big girl and be on my own
come closer and closer to that degree, Bachelor
of Arts from Stony Brook University.
/ I know I am not the only one with these
thoughts, but no one wants to admit that being
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L By Natalie Schultz
On September 26, 2004, 57% of Swiss person in one country have the same opinions? who do nothing other than outspend each other
citizens voted not to ease the road to Swiss citi- The problem with most western governments is trying to brainwash us into believing that one is
zenship for second-generation immigrants. that we hold one bitter election every few years, better than the other. The fact is, when you let
52% voted not to ease restrictions on third-gen- a slim majority of the voters walks away happy, the people voice their opinions directly every-
eration immigrants. Concerning the vote on and the rest of the citizens mope and plan their body wins in the long run. If you don't like the
Swiss citizenship regulations, spokeswoman for counter-attack. And the worst part is that even way a certain locality is run, you have every
the Swiss People's Party,. Maria Angela Guyot, those people who voted for the winner often only right to move. In fact, you can go through the
,stated "We don't want Switzerland to be a door- voted for the lesser of two evils. And even worse- records and move "to a place where the voting
way for all and sundry." This is the third time than that, they often end up getting stabbed in record tends to align more with your own views.
in twenty years that the Swiss have voted the back by their candidate before his/her term It takes a lot of people to fight a war, but
against such easing of citizenship regulations. is up. it doesn't take that many to decide to go to war.
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ple living in Switzerland; 1.5 million of out the USA voted on whether or not to go to
them are not Swiss. Immigrants say that war in Iraq, would we be where we are
denying them citizenship is not fair today? Sure, some communities would have
because every aspect of life in Switzerland voted yes, but there is a good chance that
is voted on by the people. Unlike most even more would have voted no. But, the
modern governments, the Swiss system is United States citizens, the voters, never got
based ondirect democracy, in which the the chance to cast their vote on the issue.
local people within a community vote on Yes, our representatives, our congressmen
everything from state pensions to the and senators voted for us. Come on now; in
appointment of local schoolteachers. The our society calling our representatives
power is in the hands of the Swiss people, "representatives" is an oxymoron. Our
not the government officials. Therefore, it society is way too diverse to have one per-
is this right, the right of local communities son, or even a handful, represent all of us.
to judge each and every application for cit- And that is the least of our "representa-
izenship individually, that the Swiss peo- tives" problems, since most of them don't
ple vigorously defend. The Swiss people really care about anything other than
believe that the local people are in the best themselves and lining their pockets, either
position to. decide who is ready to be Swiss, illegally, or legally behind a nice cushy
and who is not. office for a few months of the year.
Delegates of the Swiss People's To ensure the strength of a budding
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launched a campaign persuading voters that the So, the decision of the Swiss people may necessary to prevent the land from falling into
government cannot be trusted to decide on citi- not sound very nice to westerners living in chaos. But after 200 years our republic has
zenship. Wow, can you believe it? A govern- countries with more lenient citizenship outgrown itself and has become nothing more
ment Party that insists that the government requirements, but the point is that it was the than an expensive farce. It is high time we do
cannot be trusted, that only the people can make decision of the PEOPLE! And isn't that what away with leaders who don't lead. Power to the
the best decisions for themselves? Now the neu- democracy is all about? About letting the PEO- people; let the people lead themselves. The
trality of Switzerland in international affairs PLE have their voices heard? It isn't about bit- world will be a lot better off for it; after all, how
finally makes sense. I mean, everyone has their ter political campaigns between two useless many wars has Switzerland been in?
own opinions, but how often does every single multi-million-dollar power-hungry morons
Usui REiki
By William Lewis
Disclaimer. United States where he lived for seven years. In the sky and washed over him and came to rest on
Reiki is not a substitute for any the States he was still unable to get the answers his third eye.
treatment from a doctor or other members of that he was seeking but in his time he went to Dr. Usui either lost consciousness for
that community. Reiki complements the healing school at the University of Chicago Divinity some time or fell into a deep trace; whatever it
process and the person who is receiving it will School. While there he studied comparative was he saw millions of colors and the symbols of
only absorb the amount of energy needed at any religions and philosophies and learned to read Reiki and all of their meanings. Dr. Usui some-
out point. Always talk to doctors and use them Sanskrit, the ancient scholarly language of how received all the Reiki attendants and
for medical treatments. Reiki is not a medical India and Tibet. At the end of his time there knowledge form that light. Some people say that
treatment; it is a healing energy that helps the Usui received his Doctorate of Theology degree is was from Angels and others for the Divine
body and medicine heal a person. at the school, yet he was still unable to find the Cosmic source, but it matters little as to who is
answers that he wanted. After that he then right for it is still the same thing in the end.
Usui Reiki also known as Traditional decided to go back to Japan and reside in a Zen What followed next is called the 4 mira-
Reiki and Usui Reiki Ryoho all came from one monastery. cles. Dr. Usui awake from the state he was in a
man Dr. Mikao Usui in the early nineteenth cen- While in the monastery Dr. Usui happen got up to head down the mountain. He stubbed
tury. Story of Reiki as it is' nowadays goes as to find texts that talked about and descried the his toe as he walked and laid his hands on it.
this. Mikao Usui was the principal of the healing formula that Dr. Usui was looking for. His hands became hot as he held them over the
Doshisha University in Kyoto Japan and a The texts were written in their original torn toe that was bleeding; as he held his hands
Christian minister for the people. One day one Sanskrit, however they did not talk about how to over it the toe became held. The first miracle
of his students asked him to show them the activate the healing energy. Dr. Usui knowing had just taken place. Next he went on down
method the Jesus used in his healing. Unable to the text was written at lest 2500 years ago he until he reached a house that served food. He
give them the answer they asked Usui started on went off to go though a three week long period of asked for a full meal which he eaten fast for he
a ten-year quest to learn Jesus' method of heal- meditation, fasting, and praying on Mt. had no food in his stomach for 21 days. After
ing. With Christian authorities telling him to Koriyama in Japan to try to understand what it the meal Dr. Usui took ill in the stomach and
stop this quest for it was not meant to be talked all meant. placed his hands over the pain. As he did that
about or understood, Usui then looked at To help him keep track of the days Dr. the pain ended as the second miracle had just
Buddhism to see if its writings hold any clues Usui had set up a pile of 21 small stones in front taken place. Not having any money with him Dr.
that may be of some help for him. of him. As each day pasted he would take a Usui was not sure as to how to pay for the meal.
Buddhist monks Usui met told him that stone and throw it off the side of the mount were The women who owned the house was in pain
the ancient spiritual -healing that he was seek- he was. On the last day as he held the last stone from a toothache, so Dr. Usui placed his hands
ing had been lost over the years. They told him he said the as he throw it he throw all of his over the side of her mouth that the tooth was on
of the life of the Buddha the lived in India beliefs and troubles with it and reached the and healed the pain. The third miracle had paid
(Gautama Siddhartha 620-543) that had a life point of giving up. As one of the people in my for the food he ate with the end of the women's
that resembled the teachings andd a:tions of life once told me "Things need to get worse pain. On his returned at the monastery Dr. Usui
Jesus. Findin g no answers in. .the lands:around before they can get better" and it was for Dr.
hi-t Mikao Usui then left to go overseas to the Usui. As he sat there a light came down from Cntined on e .4.....9
The Burden of PnTof
By Natalie Schultz
Ask the average teenage American citi- guise of Dick and Jane? It can happen. People Additionally, the procedures for verifi-
zen what the greatest burden of their age is and have tested the system by actually registering cation of eligibility that will be required under
he or she will likely respond that' they do not their dog "Rover Jones III." Ok, so I'm sure that Proposition '200 comply with federal regula-
have the legal identification with which to pur- an investigation will be held into the Doe vs. tions known as the SAVE (Systematic Alien
chase or consume alcohol. Ask the average Smith case; but what about the services that Verification for Entitlement) system. The
teenage European citizen and that is not gener- legal Americans are entitled to? That we, as Proposition is fully constitutional in that it
ally the case. The average American teen looks law-abiding Americans pay for with our hard- does not amend federal laws ruling that illegal
forward to three milestones: getting a driver's earned tax dollars; the services that most of us aliens cannot be denied access to benefits that
license at age 16, being able to legally vote, and consider a safety net that we will never need to are exempted from verification by federal law.
perhaps smoke, at age 18, and being able to tap into? These programs include K-12 education,, emer-
drink at age 21. The average European teen does So, back to were I began. Ask the aver- gency health care, immunization programs, in-
not have to wait as long to drink or smoke, but age person of any age who has entered the USA kind disaster relief, emergency food assistance,
I'm sure that they too look forward to the day illegally what their greatest burden is, and it is federayschool lunch programs and public serv-
when they can start driving (although the great likely to be "no problemo." As of December 22, ices that are necessary to protect life or safety.
public transportation systems in Europe make in Arizona, this is no longer the case. In the Full implementation of Proposition 200
this more of a fun goal than a necessary one). election this past November, the registered vot- was held up by a lawsuit that was filed on
Most anyone who has ever traveled to ers of Arizona passed Proposition 200 by a 56% November 30 by the Mexican American Legal
Europe knows that even those in their late teens margin,, despite major opposition to the bill. Defefise and Educational Fund. The suit alleged
and early twenties are not ID'd when purchas- Amazingly, it took the order of Federal Judge that Proposition 200 is unconstitutional
ing alcohol. In the States, anyone who appears David Bury, on December 8, to free Arizona because it usurps the federal government's
to be under the age of 30 must show ID to pur- Governor Janet Napolitano to sign into law and power over immigration and naturalization. The
chase cigarettes, and to purchase alcohol the age implement portions of the Proposition and plaintiffs also claimed that the Proposition
appearance minimum is even older (my mother declare that voters approved sections of the ini- turns state employees into immigration agents,
was even ID'd to purchase a drink a year or so tiative which require proof of citizenship to denies benefits covered by.federal law and
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ago; ani sorry imom, put register to vote ana man- could discourage thousands of Arizonans from
there is no way that you date that those seeking to voting. The lawsuit is what prompted Federal
look under 21 years cast a ballot must first Judge David Bury to impose a restraining order;
old). So, in Europe, present identification. the case was finally heard in court on December
young people have no But Judge David Bury had 22, and the voters of Arizona won.
drive or desire to get a left intact part of his Regarding his restraining order, Judge
hold of that little piece original Nov. 30 restrain- Bury wrote that the court was not ruling on the
of paper called an ID ing order which barred merits of the measure and that he lacked suffi-
card. Yet they all have the state from enforcing cient information to reach a conclusion on the
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1 •e section1 oi rioposiLioUn constitutionality. He added that the "court
gle European citizen carries an identification 200 which says that government employees finds itself in an extremely undesirable situa-4
card with them at all times. Many of them call must get proof that applicants for public bene- tion" in delaying the proposition's implementa-
it a passport; but this is not a passport to trav- fits are here legally and are required to report tion. "On the one hand, a majority of Arizona
el outside of their country or the EU; that is a illegal entrants to federal officials. voters cast their ballots in favor of Proposition
wholly different form of identification just like This is the situation: 56% of registered 200, and this court is loathe to disregard their
our passports to travel abroad. No, this is just Arizona voters, including 47% of Hispanic vot- decision. On the other hand, this court is obli-
an identification card to prove that they are ers, want Proposition 200 implemented. But gated to uphold the Constitution of the United
legal citizens of their particular country. In Arizona Governor Napolitano, Attorney General States, even when, to do so stands in opposition
fact, many European countries also require that Terry Goddard, and many ,other officials are to popular opinion."
you register again when you move to another against the measure. In fact, Napolitano has a So, I ask you: What has our country
state or county within the same country. No big history of anti-citizenry votes: on June 26 she turned into when the voices of our citizens can-
deal, you say? In the States we have the equiv- vetoed H.B. 2345, a bill that would have not be heard? Where are we headed when the
alent identification with our driver's licenses. required voters to show identification at polling law-abiding taxpayers who make our great
Not true. In Europe you have yet a separate dri- places. She claims that carrying ID is incon- country so great have their hopes and dreams of
ver's license (although the two are sometimes venient and burdensome for the elderly! pursuing happiness, one of our unaliablerights
combined into one document). The highlights of Proposition 200 are as as American citizens, ripped out from under
The point is this: legal American citi- follows: their most virtuous, honorable act of upholding
zens look forward to and respect the privilege of Section two states that illegal immigra- our republican ideals by voting?
obtaining a legal driver's license. It allows us tion is causing economic hardship, contradicts The line between chaos and order is fad-
access to age restricted products and venues; it federal policy, undermines border security and ing. A new system of rule is evolving:
allows us the privilege to own and drive a car. demeans the value of citizenship. Anarchistic Democracy. Those who break the
European citizens, on the other hand, have no This is based on the fact that Arizona's laws are the ones who win the rights of freedom
real personal need for an identification card. illegal alien population is now estimated to be and democracy.
Yet they all carry one at all times and feel no about 500,000. The annual cost of providing It's time we citizens break free:
burden placed upon them for it. So, our driver's public benefits to illegal aliens living in Democratic Anarchy is the only answer! No
license is essentially a passport to fun, while Arizona now exceeds $1 billion, or $700 a year political correctness, no telling each other how
the European identification card is actually per household. to live or what to think. Laissez Faire! Laissez
that: proof of European citizenship. Sections three and four require new vot- Faire! in all of life's endeavors. You stay out of
You see the truth of the matter is that ers to document their US citizenship when they my way; I stay out of yours. As long as we don't
our identification card does not actually protect register to vote. do any harm towards each other we can all live
and guarantee our rights as citizens. Because, Section five requires voters to present a in peace and harmony and realize the true
honestly, there are more important aspects of photo ID at the polling place. American Dream. And to make sure that things
being an American citizen than being able to Section six A. three prohibits public don't get too out of hand, that we don't become so
smoke, drink or drive (not at the same time, of agencies from accepting insecure identification over-populated that we are living on top of one
course). Among the rights of being a legal cards to show eligibility for public benefits, another, thereby bound to harm each other at
American citizen are the right to vote, the right unless the issuing agency has verified the some point, we will have National Identification
to be educated, and the right to have access to immigration status of the cardholder. Cards. And in the happy land of Democratic
necessary medical care. But guess what? You do Section six A. four requires state and Anarchy, that is but a small burden to bear.
not need to provide any form of identification to local government employees who discover a vio- Democracy finally availed in the
obtain any of these services. In fact, you do not lation of federal immigration law to make a Arizona case, but the fact that the voices of the
even need to show identification when you reg- written report to federal immigration authori- citizens were put on hold is evidence enough
ister to vote or when you go to the polling place ties. that our representatives do not "represent" us.
to cast your vote. Section six c creates additional protec- The political leaders of the state of Arizona
So I ask you this, if Dick and Jane Doe tions against discrimination not found in other were against Proposition 200, but luckily for
are legally registered to vote at a certain polling federal or state law. Advocates for illegal aliens the voters, the judge happened to agree with
station, and Sue and Bob Smith are not, what gain a new right to sue any government agency them. But what happens when none of our rep-
happens when Sue and Bob show up at the that discriminates in the verification process in resentatives in government, executive, legisla-
polling place earlier and cast votes under the state court. tive or judicial, uphold our votes?
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By Dustin Herlich
Sometimes, you forget that the world would be a lot more problems, but there don't The New Order, National Democratic Front,
isn't exactly the same all over. You forget what seem to be. Skinheads, Aryan Youth Movement, etc. What's
kind of a sheltered and privileged environment People do a lot more of what they want to, frightening really is that some of these organi-
you live in around here. We complain about our and don't get bothered nearly as much by any- zations are right there along side many main-
weather and our people. We complain about the one else. Sure there are laws, but the enforce- stream groups, fighting against the current war
rich and the poor. We just don't know how good ment of these laws is lackadaisical at best in in Iraq, and for environmental causes. Go fig-
we have it sometimes. most cases. Shoot cans with a .22 in your back- ure.
The first thing I noticed when I got in yard up here and go to jail for twenty years. Do The North of the US isn't without its
the car to leave the airport was that not a single it in Florida and,suddenly you have a party for racism, but at least we don't encourage it.
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flag motif ribbon on it. No "terrorist hunt- because of their hate for non-whites.
ing permit" stickers, etc. Would you not Someone like him I'd like to imagine would-
think that the people in Florida, a Bush n't do as well politically in NY, but you
controlled southern state, would be proud never know. The vestiges of Jim Crow laws
to show off these emblems? Well, I guess still have their marks in the south. If we
not. They sure love their confederate flags, think there is a lack of equality up here, all
though. The confederate flag, I was told, is we have to do is look at the south to feel bet-
not really referred to by many as the rebel ter about ourselves. It's all relative. The
flag or confederate flag any more, but as the area around Stony Brook itself is consider-
"southern flag," and isn't supposed to ably wealthier than most places I've been to
denote racial superiority or any of those in the south. They've got Wal-Mart, and CVS
things. If that was really the accepted and all of those places, just like us. The dif-
meaning of the flag, I think that less people ference being Wal-Mart is a lot more of a
would cringe at it every time they saw it. I community fixture, providing cheap goods
personally still have a hard time seeing it and employment. A Wal-Mart job isn't a
as anything but a symbol of hatred and King's fortune, but it's enough. In New York,
repression. Maybe I'm just a dumb Yankee. it might work as a second or third job.
So why don't they have all these Nashville has a historical plaque erect-
American flags and symbols? Are they not ed celebrating that all the Jews moved out in
American? They sure look American, and the 1950's and moved to West Nashville. I
they listen to plenty of western and country didn't see anything like that in Florida, but
music. No one else but Americans can lis- I think the Jews in Florida voluntarily keep
ten to that stuff, I'm sure. Maybe they're themselves confined to Boca Raton. New York
just comfortable enough with their is a melting pot of cultures and ideas
Americanism that they don't need to shove whether we like it or not. Down south, well,
it in each other's faces. Proverbially, their the neighborhood, complete with more beer then to put it cordially it's still rather old fashioned.
penises are big enough that they don't need the you know what to do with. The south, it's a great place, go visit, have a
Ferrari. Maybe we up here all feel we have It's really fascinating to see how life great time. Just don't forget to come back to NY
something we need to hide, or something we works in Florida. Life is nwt as hectic. People where it's safe.
need to make up for. Do we just have more leave you alone, and you're not under undue
money for silly little trinkets like those rib- pressure every day about how much money you
bons? Either way, the lack thereof was striking. make. You don't need a PhD to make a good liv-
Driving through West Palm Beach, you ing. You don't even need a High School degree.
see a sunny, pleasant Florida. You see happy Florida, aside from being cheaper than New
little homes, and people, for the most part, who York in every way, seems to have a lot more
have fixed the hurricane damage. Keep driving opportunity.
to Jupiter, and you'll be greeted with blue With all these glowing compliments, it
FEMA tarps, smashed houses, and trees that would only be fair to talk about the dichotomy
still have not been cleared away. It's been quite in Florida, and the really ugly side of things.
some time since the last hurricane, and up here Let's just say that I love to visit, I would never
we'd like to think that it's all done and over move down there. You have places like Jupiter
with. The reality of the situation is very dif- Island in Martin County where the homes cost
ferent. There are still destroyed homes, and easily a million dollars or more, and the average
businesses everywhere. There are still fences income for the 92% white population is over
with trees lodged in them. There are still peo- $200,000 dollars a year; and places like Jupiter
ple who have'lost everything. Maybe we should in Palm Beach County (right next door really)
be taking a moment to think of these people where the median income is less than $55,000
again. dollars, and the median house price is less than
Florida isn't a completely backwards $150,000. The only reason I'd say that the
insane hick repository. Some parts of it look numbers are that high is because there are
that way, but a lot of Florida is still beautiful, increasingly large amounts of rich folk building
clean, and refreshing. Except the water. Water houses in Palm Beach county because it's cheap-
in most parts of Florida comes from wells, and er then on Jupiter Island.
the wells are terribly polluted, and full of all The weather in Florida is not for me. I
kinds of nasty minerals and metals and arsenic. can't stand the heat, I can't stand the humidity:
Thankfully, few residents actually have to Hurricanes are no fun. Lately, they've been get-
drink unpurified well water, but anytime you ting a LOT of hurricanes. Yeah, that about sums
wake up and smell sewage, you're pretty sure up the weather, warm and humid in winter; hot
your neighbor is watering his or her lawn. and unhealthy in the summer.
From a state that has no emissions stan- Florida is still in the south, and the
dards on cars to speak of, you'd expect a con- south still has a lot of issues with things like
stant haze like LA, and a landscape that looks minorities. As I mentioned before, the "south-
like the clips of the future from terminator. ern flag" still means different things to differ-
Somehow, the place is still teeming with lizards, ent people. The Florida dept. of corrections has
snakes, 'gators, birds, rednecks, and snowbirds. identified no less than 14 active and healthy
People don't think twice about pouring motor oil supremacist hate groups operating in the state.
down the drain, or hunting animals that are pro- They include the American Nazi Party, Aryan
tected or out of season. To a lot of people, this Nations, The Holy Order, The Silent
is terrifying and horrifying. Me, I wonder how Brotherhood, White Aryan Resistance, Church
with all this going on the state isn't in much of the Creator, KKK, National Socialist White
worse shape. Considering the'kinds of pressure People's Party, National Socialist White
put on the environment you'd figure' that there Worker's Party, United White People's Party,
Usui Reiki ContinuUed...
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asked to be trained in Reiki but was turned ment. At times they go out and pick a few flow-
away for Hayashi did not want the practice to ers and give them to me, or other times a cup of
was told the director was in bed with an arthri- leave Japan feeling the Takata would let it trav- something to drink. At times when people don't
tis attack. Dr. Usui went to the man and was el across the world. But Takata was able to con- have money to spend on something like this I
able to heal the arthritis as the forth miracle
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Reiki (Rei meaning Universal, cosmic to learn Reiki, but he did not have the
life force and Ki meaning the flowing noney. So the Reiki Master still will-
life force that binds everyone and .ngly taught the guy Reiki anyhow. That
everything) Dr. Usui head off to the night the guy-under no one's rule other
slums of Kyoto. There in the slums he then his own went to the Reiki Master
made his home in the town's beggar's and gave him a pair of white pants as
quarter. The ethic of his time was that payment. There is nothing wrong with
people with deformities, missing that; the payment was there. At times a
limbs, or with apparent disease would gift from the heart is good way for a per-
live in the beggars' part of the town as son to pay. Paying in some healthy way
the community would "support" them. is the best thing when you know the per-
Dr. Usui lived there doing healing for son does not have the money. Reiki
the beggars and teaching them how to treatment price in money depends on
heal others and themselves. After each the person, but mostly I have seen them
time he held a person Dr. Usui would around $30-$60 for a 30 minute period.
ask that person to go and start a new Down below I have put the Line of
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healed come back. Becoming increasingly dis- received her Reiki II training. After her train- a bit after him found in the book Essential Reiki
couraged Dr. Usui left the slums. As he left he ing and work with Reiki in Japan Takata went by Diane Stein.
asked the beggars why don't they go on and back to Hawaii and opened her own clinic in
change their lives. To that he was told they Kapaa with a massage therapist's license that Chronology
liked begging and some many were mad at Dr. protected her from harassing authorities.
Usui for they now had to find work. The people In 1938 Hayashi visited Takata in -620 BCE: Birth of Gautama Siddhartha,
did not really cherish the gift that he gave them Hawaii and they embarked on a lecture tour Sakyamuni Buddha, on India-Nepal border.
and some people nowadays feel that it was due together about Reiki. During this lecture Takata -542 BCE: Death of Gautama Siddhartha
to the lack of a payment. I will talk more about was trained to be a Reiki master/teacher and at Kusingara, India.
this later. was named Hayashi's successor. Before Hayashi -2nd-lst Century BCE: Tantra Lotous
Feeling that his times in the slums were left for Japan he told Takata that when he called Sutra written other healing text extant.
a failure, Dr. Usui traveled on foot across Japan for her she was to come to Japan right away. One -7 BCE: Historical birth of "Jesus"
holding lectures and sharing Reiki with the year later she opened up her second Reiki heal- -5 BCE: The "Three Wise Men" come from
people. On this pilgrim path Dr. Usui then met ing center in Hilo Hawaii. 1941 Takata had a the East to seek the reincarnation of an
with a man named Chujiro Hayashi was a retired dream that Hayashi was standing at the foot of Enlightened One. They take Jesus and family to
naval officer. Hayashi was trained by Usui in her bed looking at her with sad eyes. When she Egypt and India.
Reiki and received his master training in 1925 woke up, Takata felt that she must go to Japan -27 or 30 CE to 30 or 33 CE: Jesus
at the age of 47 and he became Usui's successor. and talk with Hayashi, thinking that this was returns to Jerusalem for 2-3 years
Dr. Usui died 5 years later with Hayashi left in his call for her to come back to Japan. -30 or 33 CE: The Crucifixion.
charge of teaching and sharing Reiki with peo- In Hayashi's healing clinic at Japan, -46 ox 49 CE: Jesus returns to India 16
ple. Hayashi started to train teams of people in Takata and other Reiki practitioners (and years after Crucifixion
Reiki and trained sixteen people as Reiki Hayashi's wife Chie) were sitting there talking -110 CE: Death of Jesus in Srinagar,
Masters. Hayashi opened a healing clinic in among themselves. Many of them were across India. Legends say he lived to 120 years of age,
Tokyo that gave Reiki to people who lived in the Japan when they too had the feeling that they not unusual for his time.
clinic. Reiki healers even went to the home- must come back to Hayashi's clinic. Hayashi -Late 1800s: Mikao Usui's quest for
bound to give them Reiki healing. told the Reiki practitioners who were all Reiki Reiki
Hawayo Takata, a widowed wife from Masters that a great war was coming that would -1900: Birth of Hawayo Kawamuru
Hawaii with two small children to raise had kill most of them and the clinic would be closed (Takata)
developed nervous exhaustion and physical down from the war. Hayashi feared that Reiki -1917: Hawayo marries Saichi Takata
problems. She was diagnosed with gall bladder may be lost to the world and that was why he -1925: Chujiro Hayashi receives the
disease which needed surgery to fix, but Takata named Takata as his successor so that she a for- Reiki Masters degree at the age 47
also had a respiratory condition with breathing eigner could go on and teach Reiki and help -1930: Death of Mikao Usui. He made
difficulties that would make anesthetic danger- spread it across the world. 16-18 Reiki Masters, sources vary; Death of
ous for her. As the days went on her health Hayashi, being in a navel reserve officer, Saichi Takata
deteriorated leaving her facing her own death had been drafted, but as a healer he could not -1935: Takata goes to Japan for healing
without the surgery which might have killed her take a life. On May 10, 1941, with his students at Maeda Hospital in Akasaka, then to Hayashi's
as well. In 1935 her sister died and Takata left and wife present, Hayashi's Reiki students, Reiki clinic, Shina No Machi, Tokyo. She is held
for Tokyo to tell her parents who lived there Takata, and Chie, Hayashi stopped his own heart 4 months later.
after they left Hawaii. In Japan Takata entered and died so that he would not be forced to take -Spring 1936: Takata receives Reiki I
the Maeda Medical Hospital in Akasaka Japan part in the war. As World War II started Reiki from Chujiro Hayashi
for surgery. no longer became available in Japan. After the -1937: Takata receives Reiki II from
At this time she was diagnosed with war his clinic and house were taken over by the Hayashi then returns to Hawaii. She opens her
appendicitis and a tumor along with her other occupation forces and his wife Chie was no first healing clinic in Kapaa.
illness. The night before the surgery Takata longer able to use the clinic to help heal people. -Winter 1938; Takata receives Reiki III
heard a voice in her prayers that told her that Takata.was able to keep Reiki going on from Hayashi in Hawaii. On Feb 22, 1938
she did not need the surgery. It was on the across the world. First she brought it over to Chujiro Hayashi announces Hawayo Takata as
operating table being prepared for the anesthet- Hawaii and then to the mainland of America and Reiki Master and his successor
ic that she heard the voice again; feeling com- finally Canada and Europe. Takata felt and said -May 10, 1941: Death of Chujiro
pelled Takata asked the doctor if there is anoth- that both Reiki healing and training needs to be Hayashi. He made 13-16 Reiki Masters includ-
er thing to she could do instead of the surgery paid for so that it can truly work and help the ing the first women his wife Chie Hayashi and
that had a high chance of taking her life. The person heal fully. It is this reason that Dr. Usui Hawayo Takata
surgeon there told her yes and told her about felt that he failed with the beggars that he tried -December 11, 1980: Death of Hawayo
how his sister was healed at Hayashi's clinic by to help. Due to the lack of a payment or, if you Takata. She made 22 Reiki Masters from 1970-
Reiki. will, an exchange of energy, they did not appre- 1980. Some sources give her death as of
The next day Takata was taken by the ciate the gift of Reiki. With the people I give December 12
surgeon's sister to the clinic, where she stayed Reiki treatments to many of them do not have the
for 4 months being held by the Reiki practi- money to spend on something like Reiki, but
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Heil Harry! Defender of FrdcIm!
- By Natalie Schultz
Prince Harry, third in line to the British the little Prince is being forced to watch ment currently meted out. He should visit
throne, was photographed by British tabloid The Schindler's List, just like the perpetrator in A Auschwitz,,not with a Jewish charity, but with
Sun wearing a military shirt with a swastika Clockwork Orange. a coalition of representatives from all the dif-
armband at a costume party. Since then, Harry, Where has our freedom gone? The press ferent groups and countries who fell victim
consistently berated by the press over the past holds steadfast to its freedom, but it uses that there. Jews were not the only victims of the
few years as being an unintelligent rebel, has very freedom to curtail the freedom of the mass- Nazis, and Hitler was not the worst tyrant of the
come under fire for this transgression. es. Does the statement by Justice Anthony past century. I personally visited Auschwitz in
Immediately, prominent members of the press Kennedy "The First Amendment is often incon- the spring of 2003; on the day we began the war
condemned him as being heartless and ignorant venient, but that is besides the point. with Iraq in fact. What I saw there was shock-
of the past. Leading critics, such as the ADL Inconvenience does not absolve the government ing - shocking because it.was not what I expect-
(Anti-Defamation League) have called for his of its obligation to tolerate speech." no longer ed. I expected to learn of all the Jews who died,
punishment, namely that he be forced to visit hold water? What about Benjamin Franklin's but instead I saw buildings and pictures of the
Auschwitz to witness first-hand the atrocities "They that can give up essential liberty to victims held there - French, Belgian, Polish,
committed by the Nazis against Jews. obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither Dutch, Czech and more. I saw my people -
Prince Charles, Harry's father, has given liberty nor safety." Or Carl Schurz's "If you blonde-haired, blue-eyed Christians - they too
in to the uproar and has decided to send Prince want to be free, there is but one way; it is to were victims, but Hollywood doesn't tell us
Harry and his brother Prince William on a per- guarantee an equally full measure of liberty to about them. Most people have never heard the
sonal tour of Auschwitz with a Jewish charity. all your neighbors. There is no other." Or stories of the French Catholics burned alive in
In addition, Prince Charles is requiring them to Ronald Reagan's "Coercion, after all, merely their church, or the Byelorussian Orthodox who
watch Schindler's List. captures man. Freedom captivates him." faced the same fate. The media places all the
British veterans of WWII are under- focus on the Jewish victims of the Nazis, but
standably upset over Harry's costume. During they fail to note the murder of 20 million
WWII the British people were consistently unarmed non-combatants by Stalin, including
bombed by German troops for over a month-long the 7-10 million Ukrainians who died during
period known as the Blitz. Harry's costume his man-made famine.
brought back memories of abdicated British The problem with our Consumer Society
King Edward VIII's friendly ties with the Nazis. is that we allow the media to teach us-history,-
That the British people who had lived through rather than using our own intelligence to learn
WWII were taken aback by Harry's costume is the whole truth. Even history classes cannot
understandable, considering that Great Britain teach the whole story, but they are a start, espe-
was the leader in the war against the Nazis. But, cially if one is willing to delve deep into con-
the press did not focus on the British victims of troversial waters to learn as much as possible.
WWII, or any of the other victims of WWII; the Schindler's List is far from a well-rounded his-
press focused solely on the Jews. Rather than tory; unfortunately I don't know of any one film
meeting with British veterans and apologizing, that is wholly accurate. The Boat is Full is a
he is being sent to Auschwitz. It would be good film about ordinary victims of the war; and
understandable if the man who could one day be Band of Brothers, although Americentric, did
King of Great Britain were implored to sit down manage to portray WWII in a more realistic
with the Brits who lived through WWII and lis- light. Following the path we are currently on,
ten to their stories; but he is not going to be our future generations will be nothing more
doing that. No, the Jewish consortium has made than the blind leading the blind. Repression of
sure, just as it has over the past fifty years, that expression eventually leads to revolution, and
any allusion 'to WWII is always about the in today's world that revolution is expressed as
destruction of the Jews; and that any criticism terrorism. Islamic fundamentalists in Iraq
of Jewsautomatically makes one a Nazi. don't have the military prowess of our troops, so
When I first saw the photo of Harry on Many people were offended by Prince they resort to terrorist attacks against us. The
the internet I was so excited. Immediately I Harry's costume; that is understandable. At same story has been told and will continue to be
began to write an article about how great it was least in England he still has the right to wear told among the Palestinians who are repressed
that a person in his position had the guts to go whatever he pleases. That is not the case in by the military might of the Israelis.
out and do something so politically incorrect. places such as Germany, where true freedom of Ending this article with a quote from
At that moment he was a beacon in the dark - a expression and speech does not exist. That is Ronald Reagan, I can only hope that I have
glimmer of hope that our freedom of expression not the case in the Islamic nations upon whom opened your eyes to the reality that the repres-
has not been totally destroyed by the likes of we are currently trying to force our idea of sion of expressions with which you disagree
the ADL - the anti-democracy league. The "democracy." Salman Rushdie was given a death will only lead to doom in the long run.
words of Voltaire filled the air "I disapprove of sentence for writing The Satanic Verses in "Freedom is never more than one gener-
what you say, but I will defend to the death your Islamic Iran; Islamic headscarves have been ation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to
right to say it." The First Amendment of the banned in France. What words or garments are our children in the bloodstream. It must be
United States Constitution was grasped and put next on the chopping block? fought for, protected and handed on for them to
on display in an in-your-face expression by the If knowledge is truly the punishment do the same, or one day we will spend our sun-
Prince of England! that Harry deserves, as the public and the press set years telling our children and our chil-
But the story didn't end in a democratic claim, then that learning experience should be dren's children what it was once like in the
way. No, instead, taking its cue from Hollywood, well-rounded, not one-sided as is the punish- United States where men were free."
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ECOLOGY
So the death of Superman has been
judged, and it had been judged to be ridicu-
lous: From an ecological standpoint, it's one
of the most offensive and absurd comics ever
printed. It's enough to make a proper scien-
tist cry. It's one thing to stretch the laws of
physics, but to spit in the face of Mother
Nature so viciously is unforgivable.
Let's start with the first few moments
of Doomsday's awakening. While still con-
fined in a suit that makes him look as dopey
-as those-clay guys from Power Rangers, he
kills a rare species of bird, Yellowus
birdius, and kills an endangered deer. How
wrong is that? Shouldn't the writers and edi-
tors of DC take better notice of these things?
Are they that insensitive to some of the most
important issues in our daily lives? For
shame!
Superman, if he was such a great hero
would know better then to d'ump and adver-
sary into a lake. How does he know the bot-
tom of that lake is even made up of silt? Did
he not understand how horrifying it was for
him to do that? Let's assume that the bottom
of the lake indeed was made up of silt. Being
so close in proximity to Metropolis means
that there would be a fair amount of pollu-
tants, probably dioxins held captive in the
silt. By disturbing such a sensitive ecotone,
not only do the pollutants now become re-
suspended in the water column, but anything
living tenuously in that silt is now dead.
Dead. Dead like Superman. That's nature
just paying him back for his wanton disre-
gard for the health and safety of future gen-
erations.
Lakes are not simple ecosystems.
Life in fresh water hangs in a delicate bal-
ance, and upsetting that balance can cause
the entire system to collapse quickly. The
addition of once settled out pollutants into
the water not only endangers and fish and
plant life in the lake, but also any human life
in the area. I'm willing to bet that people
fish out of that lake. I hope superman feels
good about poisoning all the people who eat
from that lake for the next 30 years.
Now, we can take a look at the final
fight in Metropolis. You'd like to think that
the final fight just broke up some buildings.
WRONG. The shockwaves from their blows no
doubt disrupted the sensitive inner ear
membranes of almost every bird in a 40 mile
radius. Thank you Superman for preventing
thousands of our avian friends from being
able to migrate. No more flying south in win-
ter, because they can't navigate! And let's
not forget bats who are now deaf, and will
starve to death because they can't use
echolocation. I bet he killed half the earth-
worm population in Metropolis'with that last
blow.
You fail Superman, You fail to care.
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George Carin's
When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?
- By Sam Goldman
When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops, a very funny man. Funnier bits include three "wanted to be a gynecologist but claimed he
a collection of essays, jokes and musings on life skits taken verbatim from his most recent HBO couldn't find an opening." The book, on the
by comedian George Carlin, starts off with, of all spScial, Complaints and Grievances, which hap- whole, is funnier than not, but you can't help
things, a three-page poem. Called "The Modern pens to have been held over three years ago but hold the book i.byour hands and wonder, "is
Man," it sets the stage for what Carlin is trying (which is disappointing), yet still manages to be that all?"
to do in this book (and everything else he does) quite funny (which makes up for it). The mono- It should be mentioned that there has
-highlight the things people say and do that we been consternation, especially looking at he
take for granted and ask ourselves why the hell customer reviews from Amazon.com, about the
we are doing it. To Carlin, such things - such'as offensiveness of some of Carlin's material.
the book's running gag of dissecting the prolif- Hello? "Seven Words You Can't Say on
eration of politically correct euphemisms, Television?" Carlin has always had very little
which he has actually found used for everything problem being offensive. The interesting thing,
from "ugly" (which has become "those with however, is that, unless you are a hardcore envi-
severe appearance deficits") to "stupid" (now Oronmentalist, someone obsessed with political
"minimally exceptional") - seem positively correctness, or a member of the Bush adminis-
ridiculous. tration (and, you gotta admit, that cuts a pretty
To Carlin, the creator of the infamous wide sw*o), nothing here is going to send you
"Seven Words You Can't Say on Television," the on the phone to your local congressman. And,
"New Language," as he refers to it, is an equal- seriously, with the exception of Dennis Miller,
ly insidious form of censorship, Which "crip- how many comedians don't do Bush jokes?
ples discourse, creates ugly language and is Speaking of Miller, Carlin's When Will
generally stupid." He does a good job of dissect- Jesus Bring The Pork Chops, by virtue of its
ing language throughout the book, from where subject matter and tone, inevitably invites com-
politicians don't "say," they "indicate," to how parisons between the two. To be blunt, you can't
the term "leader of the free world" is, to him, read this without slowly getting the feeling that
nothing less than jingoistic babble. Carlin has begun his long, long descent into the
This book finds Carlin being much more black hole that sucked away Dennis Miller's
of a social satirist than a comedian. It is gener- funny bones, leaving only a wounded shell of a
ally understood that the line between the two is man striving to be a political satirist. However,
blurry, however, reading this, there's a sense unlike Miller, and fortunately for us, Carlin
that Carlin wants to hopscotch from one side to will always succeed where Miller does not,
the other throughout the book. Here's George because while Miller strives to be obtuse and
making crude masturbation jokes. Here's George logue involving the American public's fascina- above the common man, Carlin strives to relate
talking about the Department of Homeland tion ith scabs is a keeper. Equally good are to the common man.
Security. The parts where he puts on his social "Bits and Pieces," which are essentially collec- Finally, in the last week of December,
satirist's hat are illuminating and interesting tions of one-liners that are interspersed George Carlin voluntarily entered a rehab clin-
to read. However, much of it really isn't the kind throughout the book (a sample, middle-of-the- ic because, in his words, "I use too much wine
of laugh-out-loud funny you would hope for if road funny line: "if you have a perfectly DNA- and Vicodin." Here's to hoping that Carlin gets
you were buying a book written by one of the matched identical twin, technically, it's possi- clean, avoids Miller-itis, and gets down to writ-
more well-known comedians on the planet. ble to go fuck yourself"). 'Also sprinkled ing some new material. As for When Will Jesus
Once he puts the social satire aside and throughout the book are Carlin's biographies of Bring The Pork Chops, I'd suggest that you wait
veers towards comedy, however, George Carlin is his "uncles," such as Uncle Montezuma, who for the paperback.
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released on DVD recently. or Michael Richards, want.
The long awaited collection Larry Charles, a writer As for the audio commentary that's on
features the aforementioned for the show, Jerry there, it's mostly entertaining. David and
seasons and pilot as they Alexander, and Julia Seinfeld offer insightful comments about the
originally aired fifteen years Louis-Dreyfus; the actors creation of the episodes while Richards,
ago. To go along with this, the who played Kramer, Alexander, and Louis-Dreyfus make fun of each
collection includes a short George, and Elaine, other's clothing. The commentary with Larry
documentary detailing the respectively. These Charles, however, leaves much to be desired as
trials and tribulations of the tracks are where the only he trudges through the episode saying very lit-
burgeoning series as- Jerry problem with the DVD tle. Similarly, the "notes about nothing" were a
Seinfeld and Larry David comes into play. bit disappointing as they detailed mostly pro-
attempted to get the show Including the pilot, there duction notes and facts about the set. Overall,
about nothing a spot in NBC's ,are . a total of eighteen this DVD is a worthy purchase for, fans of the
lineup. In addition to this, episodes contained in the show. Despite the lackadaisical commentary,
the viewer can switch on the collection, but only six of the set offers seminal episodes like "The
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across the screen during the fans. had to wait fifteen show and revisit the episodes that are rarely
episodes. years from the airing of the first season. until played in syndication.
Along with all of the standard DVD fea- the DVD, a little more effort could have been put
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that all tobacco is used evenly and to prevent it
You see them at Kelly quad, the Football structed from composite fiber to begin breaking
field and yes even by Roth pond but all this time down making the hose rather grainy in pull and from burning and giving you a harsh taste.
you had to ask what the hell are they smoking?. feel. The water in the hose will eventually lead There is a very distinct taste difference that
Shisha, or if you will they and me all alike hap- to the need to replace the hose sooner then you will occur when the head is burnt. Some people
pen to be there smoking hookahs. When I first want to. have different thresholds before they consider
heard of the word I had to know what a hookah Once the base is clean, put water to a it burnt.
was and what it looked like. In a very similar level that will result in the hookah pipe being "I started smoking cause my friend had
construction of a water bong you can find a submersed in about 1.5 inches of water or what one at a party. Then I started going to hookah
hookah (Shisha smoker) which is sold on line at ever water level that works for you. Too much bars. I went to Israel and bought one for cheap
different stores or even in "little Egypt" in the water in the glass base will result in the water there and brought it back to the States. I like
city as I have been told by a member of the Stony bubbling up into the hose during the smoke. hookah 'cause it's a social experience just like a
Brook Shisha smokers who like to meet up the Once the water is placed into the base the top coffee shop or a bar, but it's much more mellow
Roth pound and plot out plans for Student hookah pipe can be attached. and goes hand in hand with good company, mel-
Government. Once your hookah is all clean you're low music and dim lights. And, it tastes amaz-
Hookah is one of the oldest and most ready to smoke it as you please. The most ing!!!"
popular traditions in Turkey. There is no dis- Vlad Golub
crimination when it comes to smoking the
hookahs; as both men and women can equally Unlike Vlad Golub many people who
enjoy the use of a hookah. From Turkey the started to smoke hookah started from a "friend"
hookah had made its way to and from India and offering them a smoke on it. It is a very social
even Iran and the rest of the Middle East before thing to have and to use, it was when I got my
it jumped onto the world market as an ethnic hookah, which I either call "Drag" or at times
object that is seen in many Hollywood films and "Mr. Tickey the Winkey" depending on my
people's homes. Yet it is Iran that happens to be mood, that I did see first hand how social a
pegged with the use of hookahs while the users hookah is. It was over in Roosevelt Quad that on
of the hookah range from people of different the fire escape that a Sci Fi Forum member and
groups and faiths. her friend sat with me smoking. We all have our
The hookah itself was from Turkey in its own different reasons as to why we smoke a
tradition, design, and form, and very little if at hookah or, if you will, Shisha. When asked why
all has changed in its design and use of over 500 she smokes a hookah, Jenn Nayeem said,
years. In both Turkey and Iran you can find "Smoking shisha is yet another 'fuck you' I've
coffee being sold in hookah smoking cafes where reserved for the American government and its
people are paid to set up the hookah for you corresponding corporations. Unlike marijuana,
from setting the coals and changing the tobacco. you can legally smoke shisha in outdoor, public
If you ever have the chance to step into one of spaces. And unlike cigarette consumption,
these hookah cafes in either country or even you're not supporting companies that exist on
here in the States, you can find it to be a rather the basis of advancing subtle suicide. Go sup-
calm and surreal setting where people can just port your local Egyptian, smoke some sweet
sit back and take it slow, or talk about the polit- smoke is the making of the tobacco "head" that melon flavored bliss."
ical stage that is before them. I have even been will be in the clay bowl. Before placing the "I smoke because I can and because it's a
part of some deep religious talk and poems tobacco into the bowl try to break up the clumps great stress reliever without as many chemicals
being .read around the hookah. and remove any large pieces of leaf stem. If you as cigs. But it's also mainly a social thing. I
The tobacco that is used in hookahs is get a good name brand of tobacco you will not never heard of hookah until I came to SBU....no
combined with fruit molasses and honey, have such problems. Take the tobacco in your one understands upstate, where I'm originally
including a mashed mix of dried fruit pulp, fla- fingers and crinkle it so that flakes fall into the from," Sarah Bermas said when asked why she
vored molasses, and fresh tobacco leaves which clay bowl but at no time you should have to started smoking a hookah. A hookah is a fun
happen to come in different flavors such as touch the tobacco in the bowl. You want to have way to blow off steam and stress from a week of
Rose, Coca, Fruit Cocktail, and Apple to name a the tobacco evenly spread around in the clay classes and crazy professors. You can find
few in many different flavors that you can get. blow, but not packed tightly and not so high that hookahs at good prices, from online Shisha
The hookah should be cleaned thorough- the aluminum foil is in direct contact with it or stores to even E-bay as well some students that
ly, if not every time then after a few times that you have any that goes over the level of the go overseas and to the city are willing to pick
smoking it and usually when changing the fla- clay bowl. Once this is done a piece of normal you up a nice hookah, the same can be said about
vor of the tobacco. The glass base should be kitchen foil should be placed over the top of the the tobacco and coal that are used with the
washed out and water should be ran through the bowl. The foil should be stretched over the hookah. So go out and try a hookah; if anything
hookah's pipes just not the hose that you use to tobacco and the clay blow. You can use a pin it can be a nice way to meet people ranging from
smoke out of. A thin cleaning brush is .used (not a knife or any other objects) to make holes. apathetic views of the policies of this nation, to
with the hookah when you're cleaning it. in the foil all around the tobacco, since you want people that feel they must wage a "righteous
Initially the water running through the pipe to keep your holes to pin-hole size. holy war," on to student government, as well you
will come out slightly yellow to tarnish brown; The charcoal or coil should be lit "out- can meet a lot of laid back cool people. I even
continue running the water until it is clear. A side or in a well ventilated area," but you can do had my hookah set up at the Press' 2 5th
common mistake is to wash out the hoses that it inside your dorm room or offices as I do with- anniversary party last year which people were
you smoke out of. Most hookah hoses should out a problem. Once the coal is fully lit, place it. digging to even smoking my hookah in every
never be washed or to have water in them, but on top of the bowl it is best to start with one coal quad on campus.
instead they should be blown clean. The reason .and to see from there if you feel that you need
is that the water will either rust the hoses' more then the one coal. It is important to move
metal tubing and/or will cause the hoses con- the coal(s) around the on the foil to help ensure
What's Passing for Entertainment These D mys
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This just in, courtesy of Reuters News
By Ian Rice
fresh in films like Ace Ventura: Pet Detective or ment industry is chosen to play the friendly
Service (via Yahoo!): Liar Liar. Now it's just played out and makes and free-thinking Mrs. Focker. Good call. And
this bomb even worse for the viewer. In fact, the on top of that, Barbara looks like shit now too.
'Meet the Fockers set two records over only breath of fresh air in this film is the Not that she was a vivacious beauty prior, but
the (New Year's) weekend. Its Friday haul of always funny Billy Connolly, who appears as the now she has really gone downhill: As I write
$12.2 million was the best for New Year's Eve, orphans' uncle and near-savior about halfway this article, I am hard pressed to think of any-
beating the four-year-old record of Cast Away, through the show. Connolly's endearing per- one more wretch-worthy than Barbara Streisand
which brought in $8.5 million. Fockers contin- formance almost gave me hope with this film, and I'm coming up empty.
ued its winning ways the next day with sales of until he was. aced out after fifteen minutes and I'm not trying to go against the popular
$18 million, surpassing the New Year's Day it was back to the bullshit. vote on this one. I really hate this film and the
record of $12.8 million set last year by The I didn't see Meet the Fockers. But to be success it's getting, because to me that ulti-
Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King." honest I really didn't have to. I saw the trailer mately means that the entertainment industry
before three other movies I attended and that has finally lost any credibility it had in the last
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Why? Because I'm stupid. Actually, the only times is Robert DeNiro going to make a complete continues to ruin the credibility he gained from
way I could get my girlfriend to go to Bill asshole out of himself on film? It started with Boyz In the Hood by making slap-sticky bull-
Murray's latest with me was if I agreed to see The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and shit.
Lemony Snicket's Blah Blah Blah. It was almost was perpetuated with another awful sequel, Bewitched, in which ragged-ass Nicole
unwatchable. Jim Carrey's character disguising 2002's Analyze That. But Meet the Fockers has Kidman takes over the character made famous
himself as various characters to cagily regain him looking worse than ever. The man was in by Elizabeth Montgomery in the 1960's, with
custody of child orphans that will make him a Raging Bullfor fuck's sake! He's better than this the continually misused Will Ferell shouting
billionaire via inheritance was about as believ- film and the only reason I can see that he did it his way through as the modern Darren Stevens.
able as Clark Kent putting on a pair of glasses was to collect a paycheck. The same goes for The Wedding Date, in which Debra
and nobody recognizing him as Superman. Like Dustin Hoffman, who also comes off like a com- Messing gets to act in film due to the populari-
most films aimed at children, it relies heavily plete jackass' in this film as the father of ty of her sitcom, Will and Grace.
on the premise that adults are assholes and have Gaylord Focker (Stiller). These two actors real-
the mental capacity of a small bag of almonds. ly need to reassess their script-taking skills People, please don't go to see these shit-
Which is fine...after all, kids do think adults and be a tad more selective when it comes to the ty films anymore. Otherwise, they'll never stop
are stupid assholes. But this particular film movies they choose to appear in. being made. Do yourself a favor: take half the
takes it to ridiculous levels. The most aggravating and inexplicable money for your admission ticket, go to
It's clear to me now that Jim Carrey's element of Meet the Fockers, however, comes Blockbuster and rent The Godfather or Almost
time has passed. For the almost two hour dura- with the casting choice of Mrs. Focker. Who do Famous or...hell, just something good. You'll feel
tion of Lemony Snicket's Blah Blah Blah, Carrey they get to play the eccentric aging hippie a lot better in the long run. Oh, and you won't
acts like an idiot, playing things way too far matron of the Focker family? Barbara Streisand. have to wait half an hour to get popcorn and a
over the top. Which is not much of a surprise, Nice heads, guys. Nice heads. The most greedy, soda either.
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King Crimson "Another Red Nightmare" Echo anil the Bunnymen "Lips Like Sugar"
The Smiths "How Soon is Now?" Bad Brains "I Against I"
Modest Mouse "Beach Side Property"" Dead Milkmen "Punk Rock Girl"
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Blogs
By Tara Lynn.Groth
In class, you may differentiate yourself life watching movie trailers, reading album blogs, but this is a pattern in itself. It's
by the questions you ask (for some, the clothes reviews, downloading music, porn and whatnot? escapable. Blog abstinence should be preached.
you wear), around friends, by the jokes you Well, try blogging. 'It will extend your time For every hour spent writing one's own blog or
make, with lovers, by the lovin', with writing, online extensively-leaving less time for human reading another's, maybe spend an hour doing
by the mediums you choose to fill. There is a interaction. I speak from my experimental something real. Creating, dreaming, making
validationor a self-affirming aura granted from Xanga phase. People spending more time on the love, staring at the stars instead of a screen,
contextualizing your thoughts in an arena Internet means more potential for them to buy making someone smile. Cue orchestral crescen-
where friends, faux friends, ex-friends and something, sell something. All the more oppor- do.
strangers can potentially absorb what you have tunities for e-marketing and the like to get the I'm not entirely against the blog
to say. At least, this is what I'm proposing as most out of their advertising budgets. lifestyle. Any writing/typing is developing
defense for my question, what's in a blog? In my less intense modes I oh-so-firmly someone's skills and advancing their ability to
Rizzo told Danny in Grease to go "flog" believe that blogs, as well other personalized communicate. The mass amount of ideas and
his log (then she went off and got hickeyed by websites (i-e., digital pictures, homepages, etc.) emotions that are shared by so many people at
Kinicky), so is blogging an electronic, textual are outlets for the narcissism that is highly one time can't be overlooked. It's stimulating in
masturbation? Perhaps, perhaps. prevalent in today's American society. Me, me, that respect. There are too many clich6 blogs out
Livejournals, Xanga and whatnot clog the me. It's like "Daily Affirmation." See my pic- there documenting the commonplace occur-
blog arteries of webspace. These perplex me in ture, read my thoughts, relate to my ideas, reas- rences of people's days that are better left
drowsy moments. I'm curious to know why sure me that I write good ("well" for crying out unsaid. If one decides to blog and to share it,
Deadjourals aren't in existence (a chronicling of louder!), now I can sleep well-after I announce then do so with the highest of standards. Not the
the afterlife by the afterlife!) or why I have a it in my Away Message. "my Cheerios got soggy so I ate chocolate cake
propensity to push a rectangular square from Yes, yes, as the adage goes-and I'll leave instead and it was good" or "I hope he'll call, my
the base of a homemade leaning tower of-oh, it anonymous for now because I don't feel like phone rang but it wasn't him" wa'ste-of-blog-
Jenga! But this is just me playing with words. Googling-"we are creatures of habit." Some try spacers.
Other times I revel in my discomforting to rebel against this cyclical echo, but you can't Not that I'm a blog pro, but I can't help
theory that blogs were created in a conspiracy stop the sun from doing its thing-and only thinking that when people die today, their blogs
to further consume people's time in an elec- Superman can move the friggin' moon. Those will be here tomorrow. Leave some life behind.
tronic realm. Haven't spent a majority of your rebels attempt to defy habits, probably through
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Screaming Thunider
By William Lewis
Off over the water the sun slowly drift- free. Before you know it your slipping onto the together yet you can see every thing around you.
ed away into the ends of the waterfront as I highway with one hand on the suicide shifter, It is Zen on two wheels, an orgasmic feel that you
slowly creep unto the Brooklyn Bridge. With with each shift of the gears my mind races back only long for later when the rush fades away.
the raw of my soft-tail's engine I ripped down to memories of things that where not meant to be Even the angry buzzing of the jet bikers
the bridge, rushing pass slow moving cars and for me. Somewhere between 55 to 60 MPH a bleed away into "white noise." Cars, trucks, and
wires that whizzed past in a blurry wash of grey smooth liquid flowing sweep of your hand moves buses all become objects that you weave between
whose solo job was to hold up the slabs of road the helm of the bike into a "cruse control" that like a needle and thread in the finely woven
that I race along. is toggled switch/button, your shoulders that fabric of that is the cosmic life. With the rush
There is a saying when it comes to rid- where once stiff and ridged loosen up and your of it all you are no longer riding; rather you are
ing Harley-Davidsons that I have been told by grip relaxes; you settle in on the bike to just flying as a bird of thunder over the landscape.
guys that I used to chill with; it is that if some- cruse the ,roads. All the time nothing seems to You feel that if you were to let go of the bike's
one asks you what it's like then they just can't be moving and your mind and being have sharp- handlebars and push off you could very well fly
understand what the feeling is like. It is very ened themselves to a refined manner of self. to all the great wonders of the world finding
true, but I will try to explain what it felt like in Between your legs sits a nice and tight oneness with the cosmic mind. Later in the new
a ride I took when I got back home after SBU for silver engine. The radiation of the heat crawls day I slowly creep my bike to its convenient
winter break. over your lower legs, up along your legs and home as I head back to my own home. With hot
With a kick to the old soft-tail the once inner thighs. With each thrust of the pistons water from my shower beading over my chest
cold and stagnant beast of the street jumped and cylinder heads that are jiving in their down my back, along my out stretch arms I tilt
alive with a snarl to splinter the very concrete place, the thumping of the beast's heart is felt my head back still feeling the power that I had
that was to be served as its dinner. With a in your whole body. Racing down at 60 the between my legs earlier that day.
flicker the black light colored head light buzzed winds pick up and wrap around your chest like While on the road all of life's problems
to life with the sound of enraged killer bees the loving embrace of a long lost lover that is had drifted away, a bleeding heart healed, and a
flooding the land before the beast with malevo- your "soul-mate." Wrapping around your chest small time of joy and peace was found.. Crawling
lence light from some powerful eye that the cold air grips and clings at your exposed back into my bed water drips from my hair
belonged to the Gods of war. Suited up in my neck whispering into your ear "come with me" along my check I think to my-self if I only I
vestments of blackened leather and steel I climb with its ice-cold licks of razor speed. Shad a wing man to ride with me, or even a lover
onto my beast to start my trek. At first I had to Stre t mattered
ride a few blocks to fill the belly of my street and the gli ride. It's
beast. Slowly we slithered into the Shell station sunlight w be ripping
as people stood aside gazing at the jet black psychedeli :e without
paint on the bike that pulled all light into its that mixes ple's shit.
hide of metallic skin to never to be set free feelings y< done can
again. With the words "Hold Fast" written have into it's like to
below my knuckles I grip the handle bars tak- something it is just
ing off from the Shell station with a belly full of that only lave to do
gas into the setting sun going 30 MPH in the Alex Grey you can
'burbs, which was not cutting it for me, But cou l d rstand it
once I hit the open road it would be another hope t(
story. paint. Wi
Cutting down the open road is what it's each turn
all about. Riding her, my Harley, hard and fast, take on the
we were breaking free of earth-bound limits, it against the
is the closest thing to Zen you can find on the two wheels
road. Pulling on to the on ramp the bike cries sharply. 1
and moans like some smutty women on your heavy meta
sheets begging for more, to be allowed to race into onene:
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If I Were --Picking the Osc ars
By Sarah Cassone
The following is my dream ballot if you Won't be nominated: Sean Penn Won't be nominated: Uma Thurman
will, not my actual predictions for the way I Why he should be: Penn outdoes himself Why she should be: Thurman really makes
think the nominations will play out (aside from with a portrayal even better than his award win- The Bride a character rather than caricature in
the obvious choices) Hey, I'm not that detached ning work in last year's Mystic River- a nearly this film. She shows a humane woman on the
from reality. impossible task. This riveting performance is so path to do something inhumane. Beautiful work.
Best Picture palpable it feels like he's physically in the
The Aviator room instead of an image up on a screen. Possibly won't be nominated: Catalina
Million Dollar Baby Sandino Moreno
Kill Bill VI. 2 Won't be nominated: Matt Damon Why she should be: She has a good chance of
Bad Education Why he should be:Laugh if you will, but this being nominated, actually. Her first ever film,
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was the most underrated performance of the m it's one of the most quietly intense performanc-
year. Damon creates a complex character who es of the year.
Won't be nominated: Eternal Sunshine emotes so much through silence then he proba-
Why it should be: Original, clever, aston- bly ever could through words. A tormented Best Supporting Actor
ishingly well made film, but too cool for the killer in an amazingly directed, smart film that Thomas Haden Church - Sideways
Academy. contains not one corny line. Try finding that in Clive Owen - Closer
a big budget action film these days. Peter Sarsgaard - Kinsey
Won't be nominated: Kill Bill Vl. 2 David Carradine - Kill Bill VI. 2
Why it should be: Tarantino's created an Morgan Freeman - Million Dollar Baby
epic here with his two volumes, and the second
is a dialogue, character driven piece that Won't be nominated: David Carradine
deserves more attention. Why he should be: Carradine was brilliant
as Bill, portraying his monstrous personality
Won't be nominated: Bad Education with an edge of compassion. We almost feel for
Why it should be: Almodovar creates a film him...until he does something psychotic again.
noirish thriller filled with pa'ssion and intensi-
ty. The best foreign film of the year. Won't be nominated: Peter Sarsgaard
Why he should be: Sarsgaard was wrongful-
Best Director ly snubbed last year
Clint Eastwood -Million Dollar Baby for his standout performance in Shattered
SMartin Scorsese - The Aviator Glass. Sadly, it looks like
Quentin Tarantino - Kill Bill Vl. 2 that will be the case this year too. One of the
Pedro Almodovar- Bad Education most talented young actors today, he brought
Michael Mann - Collateral naivet6 and hopefulness to Kinsey.
You know, the Good Lord sayeth that He We do not meddleth in the affairs of the
provideth for us, and that to taketh from thy "A-disease," for we as Christians do not believe
neighbor is not to followeth His plan. The lord it truly existeths. It is another device of the
hath a song to singeth, and he singeths it to you. Evil homosexuals to wipeth out civilization. We
Heareth that song and loveth thy Lord. musteth fighteth back by beingeth good, com-
Followe:th thy own path, young young-one. passionate Christians- and destroyething the
"queer." But oh, what wrath spreadeth in my
Dear Bearded Christian, warm heart! We love everybody. Except for
homosexuals.
I wanted to print this article about AIDS
because I think it's important for all readers, Dear Bearded Christian,
young and old, to become familiar with this
dreadful disease: How do you stay so nice and warm and
welcoming all the time? Aren't there mornings
AIDS has been diagnosed greatly in where you look at yourself in the mirror and
children under age 13. want to drive a spike through your face? Please
share with us.
Nearly twice as many African-American
males are diagnosed with AIDS each year Really Fucking Curious in Minnesota
than Caucasian males.
More and more people are diagnosed Dear Curious, Through extensive research and inter-
each year and the numbers keep on views, Kinsey was able to diagram sexuality in
growing. You little shit. Go fucketh your mother, ways never done before. He dreamed of a world
and eateth my shit, wanker-breath. of tolerance and openness. As I watched this
V-- film, I realized how disheartening it was to see
how little has changed. Homosexuality and
bisexuality are scarcely more tolerated and
our country's views on sex seem to be heading
backwards. The same day that I saw this film,
President Bush announced his plan for absti-
nence classes to be taught in schools. He said
he wishes to do away with all other kinds of Sex
Ed. Bush has previously stated that he'd like to
get rid of all forms of birth control. Every one
of these acts is instilling a surplus repression
mentality on America. It's a sad reality and if
Kinsey were still alive today, he'd be ashamed
at how little progress we've made.
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