Fun Questions

Q. What starts with the letter P, ends with the letter E and has thousands of
letters?
A. The Post Ofce!
Q. What begins with T, fnishes with T and has T in it?
A. A teapot
Q. What word begins and ends with an e but onl! has one letter?
A. En"elope
Q. #ow $an! letters are there in the English alphabet?
A. There are %&' Three in the, se"en in English and eight in alphabet'
Q. What is the longest word in the English language?
A. ($iles ) *ecause there is a +$ile+ between the two (+s'
Q. Which word is the odd one out ) (tun, Ton, E"il, ,etter, -ood, *ad, (nap,
(traw?
A. ,etter' .f !ou read the$ all bac/wards, letter is the onl! one that does not
$a/e another word'
Q. What four da!s of the wee/ start with the letter T?
A. Tuesda!, Thursda!, toda! and to$orrow'
Q. What occurs once in e"er! $inute, twice in e"er! $o$ent and ne"er in a
thousand !ears?
A. The letter -'
Q. What occurs twice in a wee/, once in a !ear but ne"er in a da!?
A. The letter E'
Q' Who is closer to !ou, !our $o$ or !our dad?
A' -o$ is closer, because dad is farther'
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What is the poorest ban/ in the world? The ri"er ban/'
What $onth does the soldiers hate? -arch
What clothing is alwa!s sad? *lue 1eans'
Wh! is an e$pt! purse alwa!s the sa$e? There is no change in it'
What has four wheels and 2ies? A garbage truc/
Wh! are dogs afraid to sunbathe? The! don+t want to be hot)dogs
Wh! shouldn+t !ou lose !our te$per? 3o one else wants it
What /ind of running $eans wal/ing? 4unning out of gas'
What sta!s hot e"en if put in a refrigerator? Pepper
What can+t be used unless bro/en? Eggs
What $a/es opening piano so hard? All the /e!s are inside'
What two words contain thousands of letters? Post Ofce'
What do !ou get if !ou cross stereo and fridge? 5er! cool $usic'
What has nothing but a head and a tail? A coin
Wh! is %6 7 %6 8 %666 li/e !our left e!e? .t+s not right'
What did the big chi$ne! sa! to the little chi$ne! while wor/ing? 9ou are
too !oung to s$o/e
#ow do we /now the ocean is friendl!? .t wa"es'
Wh! should we ne"er as/ balloons for ad"ice? The! are full of hot air
What has three hands but onl! one face? A :loc/
Which can $o"e faster, heat of cold? #eat, because !ou can catch cold
What weather do $ice and rats fear? When it is raining cats and dogs
Who alwa!s dri"es his custo$ers awa!? A Ta7i ;ri"er
Who will be !our real friend, a poor friend or a rich one? A poor friend,
because a friend in need is a friend indeed'
Wh! did ban/er /eep loo/ing up at the s/!? To see if there is an! change in
the s/!
What is the longest word in the English language? ($iles, because there is a
$ile between the beginning and the end of it'
Wh! is the letter E so i$portant? *ecause it is the beginning of e"er!thing
Wh! is the letter 4 absolutel! necessar! to friendship? Without it, a friend
will beco$e a fend'
What can !ou tell fro$ Peter+s record card with e7tre$el! poor grades? #e
didn+t cheat'
What has four fngers and a thu$b but no 2esh and bone? A glo"e
Who goes around all da! in a car with his bag full of $one!? A bus conductor'
,uc/! -ouse fell of a %666)step stair and was not hurt' Wh!? #e fell o< the
last step'
Who wor/s onl! one da! in a !ear but ne"er gets fred? (anta :laus'
What do !our drop when !ou need it and ta/e bac/ when !ou don+t? An
anchor'
What is higher without a head than with a head? A pillow
When can !ou ha"e so$ething and nothing at the sa$e ti$e in !our poc/et?
When there is a hole in it
Where can !ou alwa!s fnd $one!? .n the dictionar!
=4ailroad crossing, loo/ out for the cars'= :an !ou spell it without an! 4+s? .)t'
Wh! do fsh li"e in water? :ats can+t swi$
What /ind of part! do prisoners li/e? A going)awa! part!
Which has $ore legs, a cow or no cow? 3o cow' A cow has onl! four legs but
no cow has f"e legs
What is blac/ when it is clean and white when it is dirt!? A blac/bord
Wh! are grandpa+s false teeth li/e stars? The! co$e out at night
What word is pronounced wrong, e"en b! the best of scholars? The word>
wrong
What will $a/e $ore noise in !our house than a dog? Two dogs'
?@ What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
A@ *' AbeeB
?@ What letter is a part of the head?
A@ .' Ae!eB
?@ What letter is a drin/?
A@ T' AteaB
?@ What letter is a bod! of water?
A@ :' AseaB
?@ What letter is a pronoun li/e =!ou=?
A@ The letter = . =
?@ What letter is a "egetable?
A@ P' ApeaB
?@ What letter is an e7cla$ation?
A@ O' Aoh!B
?@ What letter is a European bird?
A@ C' ACa!B
?@ What letter is loo/ing for causes ?
A@ 9' Awh!B
?@ What four letters frighten a thief?
A@ O'.':'D' AOh . see !ou!B
?@ What co$es once in a $inute, twice in a $o$ent but not once in a
thousand !ears?
A@ The letter =$='
?@ Wh! is the letter =T= li/e an island ?
A@ *ecause it is in the $iddle of waTer'
?@ .n what wa! can the letter =A= help a deaf lad!?
A@ .t can $a/e =her= =hear'
?@ Which is the loudest "owel?
A@ The letter =.=' .t is alwa!s in the $idst of noise
?@ What wa! are the letter =A= and =noon= ali/e?
A@ *oth of the$ are in the $iddle of the =da!='
?@ Wh! is =D= the happiest letter?
A@ *ecause it is in the $iddle of =fun='
?@ What word of onl! three s!llables contains EF letters?
A@ Alphabet 8 AEF lettersB
?@ What relati"es are dependent on =!ou=?
A@ Aunt, uncle, cousin' The! all need =D='
?@ What is the end of e"er!thing?
A@ The letter =g='
Test your IQ
?' Which alphabet is a Guestion?
?'Which alphabet is a 2!?
?'which alphabet is a part of our face?
?'whic alphabet is a tool?
?' Which alphabet is a drin/?
?'which alphabet is in geo$etr! bo7?
?'which alphabet is a source of salt ?
Answers:
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Which is the most Dangerous Alphabet ??
Answer =W=''' .t is a tension generator'''
''''+coM all the worries get start with =W='''
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Where??
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Wine'''Whis/!''' Wo$en''Wealth'
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%' What is as big as !ou are and !et does not weigh an!thing?
E' Two cannibals were chatting as the! had their dinner' One co$plained
that he reall! Guite disli/ed his new $other)in)law' What was the
ad"ice gi"en to hi$ b! his co$panion?
H' Pauls height is si7 feet, hes an assistant at a butchers shop, and
wears siMe O shoes' What does he weigh?
I' What t!pes of words are these@ -ada$, ci"ic, e!e, le"el'
K' What ends e"er!thing alwa!s?
F' When !ou ha"e $e, !ou feel li/e sharing $e' *ut, if !ou do share $e,
!ou dont ha"e $e' What a$ .?
L' A cowbo! rode into town on Nrida!, sta!ed three da!s, and rode out
again on Nrida!' #ow did he do that?
&' The person who $a/es it has no need for it' The person who purchases
it does not use it' The person who does use it does not /now he or she
is' What is it?
O' .t is an insect, and the frst part of its na$e is the na$e of another
insect' What is it?
%6' E fathers and E sons go fshing' Each of the$ catches one fsh'
(o wh! do the! bring ho$e onl! H fshes?
%%' Which is the longest word in English?
%E' 9ou can hold it without using !our hands or ar$s' What is it?
%H' What do the letter t and an island ha"e in co$$on?
%I' :o$plete this seGuence of letters@ o, t, t, f, f, s, s, P, P, P'
Answers
%' 9our shadow'
E' (o 1ust fnish !our "egetables'
H' -eat'
I' The! are palindro$esQ the! read the sa$e both wa!s'
K' The alphabet g'
F' A secret'
L' #is horses na$e is Nrida!'
&' A cofn'
O' *eetle'
%6' *ecause the fshing group co$prises of a grandfather, his son,
and his sons son R hence 1ust three people'
%%' ($iles ) *ecause a $ile e7ists between the two (s' While that
is a good answer to the riddle, the actual longest English word is
+2occinaucinihilipilifcation+) which $eans+to describe so$ething as
worthless, or turning so$ething into being worthless b! deprecating it'+
%E' 9our breath'
%H' *oth are in water ) WaTer'
%I' e, n, t R The frst letter of the nu$bers fro$ one to ten'
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