Did you know..??

* VIRUS - Vital Information Resource UnderSeized.

* 3G -3rd Generation.
* GSM - Global System for Mobile Communication.
* CDMA - Code Divison Multiple Access.
* UMTS - Universal Mobile Telecommunication System.
* SIM - Subscriber Identity Module .
* AVI = Audio Video Interleave
* RTS = Real Time Streaming
* SIS = Symbian OS Installer File
* AMR = Adaptive Multi-Rate Codec
* JAD = Java Application Descriptor
* JAR = Java Archive
* JAD = Java Application Descriptor
* 3GPP = 3rd Generation Partnership Project
* 3GP = 3rd Generation Project
*MPEG - Moving Picture Experts Group
* MP3 = MPEG player lll
* MP4 = MPEG-4 video file
*AAC = Advanced Audio Coding
* GIF= Graphic Interchangeable Format
* JPEG = Joint Photographic Expert Group
* BMP = Bitmap
* SWF = Shock Wave Flash
* WMV = Windows Media Video
* WMA = Windows Media Audio
* WAV = Waveform Audio
* PNG = Portable Network Graphics
* DOC = Document (MicrosoftCorporation)
* PDF = Portable Document Format
* M3G = Mobile 3D Graphics
* M4A = MPEG-4 Audio File
* NTH = Nokia Theme (series 40)
* THM = Themes (Sony Ericsson)
* MMF = Synthetic Music Mobile Application File
* NRT = Nokia Ringtone
* XMF = Extensible Music File
* WBMP = Wireless Bitmap Image
* DVX = DivX Video
* HTML = Hyper Text Markup Language
* WML = Wireless Markup Language
* CD -Compact Disk.
* DVD - Digital Versatile Disk.
*CRT - Cathode Ray Tube.
* DAT - Digital Audio Tape.
* DOS - Disk Operating System.
* GUI -Graphical User Interface.
* HTTP - Hyper Text Transfer
Protocol.
* IP - Internet Protocol.
* ISP - Internet Service Provider.
* TCP - Transmission Control Protocol.
* UPS - Uninterruptible Power Supply.
* HSDPA - High Speed Downlink Packet Access.
* EDGE - Enhanced Data Rate for
GSM -GlobalSystem for Mobile Communication] Evolution.
* VHF - Very High Frequency.
* UHF - Ultra High Frequency.
* GPRS - General Packet Radio Service.
* WAP - Wireless ApplicationProtocol.
* TCP - Transmission Control Protocol
* ARPANET - Advanced ResearchProject Agency Network.
* IBM - International Business Machines.
* HP - Hewlett Packard.
*AM/FM - Amplitude/ Frequency
Modulation.
* WLAN - Wireless Local Area Network







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Good one!!
Never under estimate the Importance of the BRA..

Q: Striped BRA? zeBRA
Q: Poisonous BRA? coBRA
Q: Mathematical BRA? algeBRA
Q: Sunsign BRA? liBRA
Q: Magical BRA? aaBRA ka daBRA
Q: Religious BRA? BRA hmin!
Q: Metallic bra? BRAss
Q: Anjelina Jolie's Bra? BRAd pit...
Q: Botany BRA? BRAnch
Q: Marketing BRA? BRAnd!
Q: punctuation bra? BRAcket
Q: Scary bra? GhaBRAahat!!!!
Q: Room full of BRA's? LiBRAry
Q: alchohlic bra? BRAndy.
Q: surname bra? ChhaBRA
Q: Country bra? BRAzil
Q: Bra which became the American President and inspired the whole world? ABRAham Lincoln!

AND U THOUGHT ONLY WOMEN USE A BRA !!!
How "BRAinless"



ONE WORD SUBSTITUTION..........

Room leading into a large room-------------------------- Anteroom

Room with toilet facilities---------------------------------- Lavatory

School for infants and children--------------------------- Kindergarten

Seat on elephants back--------------------------------- Howdah

Send unwanted person out of the country----------- Deport

Short remaining end of cigarette------------------------ Stub

Short walk for pleasure or exercise--------------------- Stroll

Slow witted person--------------------------------------- Duffer

Song sung at burial----------------------------------------- Dirge

Speech by an actor at the end of play------------------ Epilogue

Speech without preparation--------------------------- Extempore

Stage between boyhood and youth-------------------- Adolescence

Statement which cannot be understood-------------- Incomprehensible

Stories of old time Gods and heroes-------------------- Legend

Story that cannot be believed---------------------------- Incredible

Study of ancient science----------------------------------- Archaeology

Study of birds---------------------------------------------- Ornithologist

Study of human body-------------------------------------- Anatomy

Study of mankind----------------------------------------- Anthropology

Study of statistics of birth, death and diseases------- Demography

Sudden rush of winds-------------------------------------- Gust

Thing that cannot be touched of felt------------------- Palpable

Thing that destroys the effect of poison--------------- Antidote

Thing through which light cannot pass----------------- Opaque

Thing which cannot be done without--------------- Indispensable

Things that can be seen and touched------------------ Tangible

*******QUIZ*********
1)World Autism Day was being observed on which day?
=2nd April
2)Who is the first woman regional director (South-East Asia region) of WHO (World Health
Organisation)?
=Poonam Khetrapal Singh
3)Which city is chosen to host the 2020 Olympic and Paralympic Games?
=Tokyo
4)which country will finance India's green energy corridors?
=Germany
5)In which year is england scheduled to hold the World Test Cricket Championship?
=2017
6)Which state become first in India to implement electronic GPF in March, 2013?
=Arunachal Pradesh
7)Who is recently appointed as Union Railway Minister?
=Mallikarjun Kharge
8)Justice D.K. Jain has been appointed as the Chairman of the ____________by the Union
Government of India?
=20th Law Commission of India
9)How many Medals did India win in Inaugural Asian Grand Prix Archery Championship?
=Eight Medals
10)International Womens Day is celebrated across the world on _____.?
=8 March




LIST OF NEW APPOINTMENTS
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1. Sushil Koirala become new PM of Nepal. He replace Khil Raj Regmi.
2. Satya Nadella appointed as CEO of Microsoft.
3. R.K.Tiwari appointed new Chairman of CBDT.
4. N Ramachandran was elected President of Indian Olympic Association (IOA).
5. Justice Ashok Kumar Mathur appointed head of 7th Central Pay Commission
6. Harish Rawat appointed 8th Chief Minister of Uttrakhand. He succeeded Vijay Bahuguna.
7. Manoj Vaish took charge as MD & CEO of MCX.
8. Aruna Bahuguna first woman to be appointed chief of National Police Academy.
9. Janet Yellen new Chairperson of Federal Reserve.
10. R. Chandrashekhar appointed the President of NASSCOM (National Association of Software and
Service Companies)
11. J.N.Chaudhary was appointed as new head of NSG (National Security Guard)
12. Arvind Ranjan was appointed the full time chief of the Central Industrial Security Force (CISF).
13. Ashok Lavasa, appointed the New Civil Aviation Secretary. He succeeded K.N.Srivastava.
14. M. Veerappa Moily appointed as the new Environment and Forests Minister.
15. Siddarth Birla took charges as President of FICCI.
16. Subrahmanyam Jaishankar became the ambassador of US
17. B. G. Srinivas and U.B. Pravin Rao appointed as presidents of the Infosys.
18. Sushma Singh to take over as new Chief Information Commissioner
She succeed Deepak Sandhu.
19. Harsh Kumar Bhanwala appointed Chairman of National Bank for Agriculture and Rural
Development (NABARD).
20. Usha Sangwan appointed first woman managing director of LIC.


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Chotu tea wale ke sath milke chai banate to kam hai par pite itna hai ki kiams me chai kahatm ho ajti
hai
chota coupa to iske naam se hi ghabraata hai,,, uske gaano ke itne malab ho sakte hai ye ashish ko
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pyar itna hai ki reh leta hai uske sath.
And iska white boxer guruji ke jamane ka hai.
Class me age to ase bethta hai upar se notes banata hai par chot dekho last me ake exam se pehle
usi subject ki notebook chori ho jati hai
And kuch bhi chij black me chaiye ho, kuch sasta kharidna ho kuch mehnge me bikwana ho, insbke
thok vikreta hai ye.
Tyagi ji ka asa ashirwad hai inke upar ki tyagi ko rat me nind nah ati hai inko dekhke bina ya rum me
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Sabse jyada agar kisi ne fees ke rupe breakfast se vasule hai to yeh hai chahe 6 baje soye, ya 3 baje,
ya 4 baje par breakfast nah chutta.
Yar wase likhne ka bahut man hai pata nah aur bhi kya kya par samjho janta ki kal dmm ka exam hai
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Panchi ka aasmaan,,,,,
Tyaagi ke budhaape ka sahara....
JCB ka handle..................
Baafila ka kaafila.......
Apne Chotu ka badku......
Naade bhai ka pajamaa......

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Sooo luckky i am, to get the privilege of write a birthday note for this girl.
hmm i have never fought with anyone more than what i have done with her. she still stood by me
. but continued to fight . . 2 years we just fought but i guess that is what i guess was building our
relationship more stronger. she loves Chinese food more than the Indian cuisine but ya at the
same time she loves eating green vegetables..
ab thodi achi achi batein krta hu . salla jitna mera khoon isne piya h kisi or ne nahi piya nahi
harihar k macharo ne. best known for her stupid hindi accent and pickle from her hometown land
of chilies or i guess it is just at her place.. akal se bilkul bchi h par h bht cute .
she cares a lot for her friends and fortunately or .............. i am one of them ..
love u jenny or mere pyari fenny
Here comes the bday of tech boy
coz of Priya mam he became touch boy .
but u will be touched whn he will care for u ,
he can wake up for whole night to teach u.
he is brainy n runs another PGDM batch,
became Eluru Anand n another faculty for a match.
he is so thin, almost skinny ,
who could be blown up by a strong wind.
who wanna touch the sky,
who dont believe in luck wanna give hardwork a try.
who dont express his feelings to anyone,
but dont hide it from his close one.
he is faithful, friend for whole life,
who will be there for u in happiness and strife.
when he gets angry dont mess with him ,
he is so caring, loving and u can rely on him.
who loves spicy food like anything,
use lemon n pepper in almost everything.
when he sleeps, he skips too many class,
who care for term drops and grade drops
and in exam he gets highest marks.
he is my friend and most special person in my life
the best thing I got in KIAMS and now I know he is there for my whole life
he is my support, my inspiration, my love
and I wanna see him happy always.
I know that I behave so immature sometimes
Only because I know u will understand me everytime
Thnxx for accepting me and coming in my life.
On this very day, I wish u all the love n luck in life
Life is not easy but I know that u will get wat u deserve
Wish u a very Happy Birthday my Love. Arpit Jain

Jo pani puri k baad sukhe ki jagah aaloo le (competition with aaloo)
Uski baat na maano to dimag hi kha jaye (hard core non-veggie)
Gussa jiske naak pe ho (tanna se pucho bhai)
Uski zid ki aage koi na tik sake (co-reps pareshaan)
GI jiska boyfriend ho (..)
Itta hi nhi ghar se dur pura khandaan jisne banaya ho(1 dadda, 1 pappa, 2 mumma my
goddddd..)
Creativity jiske khoon me ho (gulmohar rep h bhai)
Mahesh jisse pareshaan ho gaya ho (budget se pareshaan hai)
jo sabke gaal khich kar lamba kar de (save ur cheeks)
ya paas baith jao jo baalo me designing kar de (chahe baal ho ya na ho)
jo chotti chotti baat pe ro de (tanki hai na aansuo ki)
jo medhak dekhte hi medhak ban jaye (tarrr tarrrr)
Mom dad ki laadli hai wo
Maddy ki hai jaan.
Chotti si hai par hai talent ki dukaan
Iske bina koi kaam na ho, gulmohar ki hai shaan.
She is sweet, simple and caring... and ofcourse very lovingggg
Today on her birthday Ankita Jindal come jumping here and there like she does always.
So her dada n mumma n papa n chachu n everyone
plz be on triangle at 11.55 PM.

Hello Friends,
Here comes another Birthday of one of the flower Of KIAMS,
What can i say about her??
This one is for an "EMOTIONAL BLACKMAILER", who has always tricks to trap u....
This One is for an "BORN TO SHOP GIRL",Who was born to "spulrge". hmmmm....i mean to say
who loves to shop,always carries an ATM and amazing dressing sense with her,and clothes she
wears are worth admiring & looks "Gorgeous" on her..
This one is for an "ANGRY YOUNG GIRL",Who loves to fight but carries a one very big hearted
smile behind her beautiful & feisty face..
This one is for "WALKING NIGHTMARE" of SHAJEER (THE MONSTER) and RAHUL RAJU
(BROTHERRR), becoz she loves to punch them...
This one is for a CHILDISH,CHILDLIKE and "CHILD" indeed, who thinks she's fat (but actually
not) and always worries about her "TUMMY"..
This one is for a "BOOKIPEDIA", who loves to read (Novels).."ROMEO & JULIET" is her
favourite....she loves "ROMCOM" movies...
This one if for an "ETIQUETTE OBSERVER", who always try to teach etiquettes to everyone or
easily irritate if anyone don't follow them...
Always ask about menu from SANJAY SARKAR....
This one is for a "TEQUILA LOVER", But the fact of the matter,she hasn't try it..
This one is for "JOYFUL GIRL", who laughs at every event,without knowing the essence of it and
always ask for an explanation after that, but i know this quality of her's is her "USP"...
According to me,
she's an intelligent,smart, beautiful, loveable, strong, brave, creative
(& destructive at the same time) overqualified (KINDERGARDEN GRADUATE)
.....
BUT FOR ME, SHE'S MY " BESTIE....."...
SO JOIN ALL THE GUYS AND GIRLS TODAY AT MIDNIGHT FOR A GIRL WHO TURNS 2_,
(GUESS THE NUMBER)
MAY U HAVE ALL THE WISHES,.... COME TRUE..!!


Well this guy is d one who troubled me most!
Who made me cry lyk hell n who hurted himself vd his stupid anger!
Who fought vd me as if i was his enemy bt yea i won many a times
But i dont know how we r togethr still! But yea we r n we will be n he z d treasure from kiams i
carried vd me
Talking about this strange personality
His favourite timepass - beer n suttaa!
His favourite drink - beer!!
His favourite restaurant - puja dhaba (beer waha p tax k bina milta h n khule hawa m aw..
nonsense! :P)
His favourite dialogu
e - irritate mat kiya karo mujh! (Coz khud irritate hota rehta h har minute!)
His favourite person - Beer baba ji - honey singh
Bt ye sab bakwas!!
Coz basically he is nautanki saaala!!! Lol
And now my strange fshp vd ds strange personality
People wonder! People question! What is it? Why sood always shouts? Why these both always
fight?
Only One answer from ds guy vnever i ask him d same: ye hum dhono ka pyaar h! Aise h hona
chahye. Nhi chillaya to kaisa? han sood agreed vd u! Humara fshp strong bana only coz of
these many fights n now both of us know how valuable our fshp is
But yea he z d best person i met in my lyf,
To take care of his frnds vd no expectations
To fight till he wins d race! (WWF :P)
John cena man!!!!
To stand by vd his frnds vdout leaving dr hand till end :)thanks!
Ye to kameen h bt he is d one who never says anything eventhought it hurts him, but now yea i
can understand well wat hurts ds dumbo n yea i m vd u
U r d best motu Ritesh Sood! Vsh u very happyy bday! Love u loads!! Proud to be ur frnd! Keep
smiling always
with Apurva Chaudhari Nishanth Joseph Pankaj Bothra Lakshmi WarrierRavi Rajiv
with Ritesh Sood.

Heres d day when I get a chance to right a birthday note for close friend from KIAMS..
MANY MANY MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF D DAY
May all your wishes come true. And have an awesssome day
Every time I thought of writing this note and it took me back to those initial days of KIAMS on
FB.. Those short calls, which we both shared, this is one girl who is known by everyone for
one or the other reason.
He shares a different bond with every person and loves being with all. I never actually saw
him cribbing in the complete two years. But instead I saw him making plans and (trying hard )
executing them to get what he wants..!!:)
A Punjabi at heart but such a marwadi.. I swear. Wo bhi apne aade tedde logic ke sath.
My God mujhe toh abhi bhi nahi samjh mai ata.
Always der to help his dear ones and family. Loves his mama ke hath ka banaya hue khana.
And is the heart of family. Sona puttar hai ji. On a serious note. If he decides to care for
someone he will no matter what I swear life mai maine kisi se bhi itne galiyan nahi khayi hogi
jitni isse khayi hai.. moti ye moti wo ohhh GOD!
A chilled beer any one offering will have all the sweet love and care from sood :-D.. he
should be the brand ambassador for beer any time of the day and he is ready to have one.
!!!
He is mad, really mad when he is angry. And has his own stupid ways of dealing with it.
Jitney jaldi gussa isko ata hai utne jaldi toh iski cigarette bhi na jale.
To really say... he is a guy u ll enjoy being with.... jitna kamina hai (khud bolta hai) utna hi pagla
hai.... just b sure not to mess with him...!!
Whatever it may be
The bond we share now (which both of us never imagined we would) . Will be cherished ! it
wont have been possible without ur patience for all the nonsense u keep hearing from me (and u
ll still keep hearing) .. and tolerating all my baakkar. One person who knows all my stupidity
and yet is der .!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY . Have a rocking day ahead..!!
On this special day of a very special person lets all come together to cut the cake and have
a beer ( important to be noted a beer to every single person present and dat to sponsored by
Ritesh Sood himself ) . hahaha
MANY MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF D DAY SOOD.






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There is always a first time for every new thing. And everything is planned.
Seeing her face in every dream
Feeling her kiss with every breath
All the little things she does, mean everything to me
Loving her always..:*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my parent's second favorite child and my all time favorite partner in crime! I never
got a choice in who to have as a brother, but if I had, I would've picked you. I never could've made it
through childhood without you.
I am glad mom and dad didnt listen when I asked them to take you back to the hospital. LOL! On this
special special day I wish nothing but the bestestestest for you baby bro. Just wanna say I love you and will
always do. You'll never get over me...I'll never get over you May all your craziest dreams come true this
year and may you rise and shine brighter than stars! Lots and lots of love followed by lots and lots of gifts!

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Khud chand janam din mubarak bolne aaya h tuje...


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Birthday wishes for girlfriend
Happy Birthday to the sweetest girlfriend ever! You deserve all the success, happiness and love in the
world. Let's celebrate this special day of your life together.
Do you believe in miracles? I sure do, Because I found you! Happy Birthday to the best girlfriend in
the whole wide world!
While many people may be thinking of you on your birthday, I want you to know Im first on that list!
Happy Birthday to the most special girl in my life!
With as much love, as I can share,
I wanted to let you know I care
Enough to send some love your way,
On your very special day!
Happy Birthday, sweetheart!
Congratulations to your parents to have given birth to such a beautiful person many years ago on this
day. Your Birthday reminds me that you are the only girl I want to spend my life with. Happy Birthday,
darling!
It is difficult to buy a gift for you, sweetheart. Because I want to buy you the entire world for you. Wish
you a very happy and sweet birthday.
Because todays your birthday,
And because youre extra nice,
One wish is not enough for you
And so heres wishing twice!
Hoping your Birthdays wonderful
In every single way,
And next year brings happiness
For my love everyday!
Let's celebrate this special day and hope this wonderful time in our lives goes on forever. May you get
the best of everything in life.
Happy Birthday, baby. I promise to make your day as special as you are to me, and I promise to make
your year even more special!
No birthday gift will be enough to make up for the the gift you gave me - the gift of your love. Happy
Birthday to amazing little you!
You are the angel in my life. On this day, god sent you on earth so we could be together. Happy
Birthday to the brightest star in my life!
A birthday wish flies from the bottom of my heart
Because only deep inside all great wishes start!
Wishing the happiest of your celebrations yet,
A party too special to ever forget!
On the lovely occasion of your birthday, I just want to remind you that I deeply, truly, madly am in love
with you. Lets make the most of your big day today!
I wish that the shoulder you rest your head upon is always mine. I wish the hand that supports you is
mine. I wish the ears that listen to you when you talk is mine. I just want to be there for you always
and forever. Happy Birthday to you, my angel!
Nothing brings me more happiness than the smile on your face. I want to see that smile on my
girlfiends lips forever. Celebrate! You deserve the best.
No words could ever describe my love for you. It's larger than the universe and it's deeper than the
ocean. Happy Birthday, my girl!
To stay with you, to hear your voice,
To see your charming smile,
To walk with you, to talk to you
And laugh with you awhile!
That's all I need to make my days
As happy as can be
Because I love you, girl,
Its true - you mean
Entire world to me!
Happy Birthday!




Today is indeed a lucky day for me,
because on this day you my best friend
was born. I have to thank my stars that
they have given me the best friend I
always wanted in you. You have always
been there for me.your birthday is the special occasion where I can express how
special you are. Your are special to no
bounds.the love you give, the care you
show can never be measured.I'am lucky
that God blessed me with a friend like
you on this very day.Happy Birthday my best friend Ever. You are a gem of a
person. You are a rare diamond to find. I
hope all your dreams come true.close
your eyes and wish for all that you desire
and the stars will grant you whatever you
want.may you achieve success and prosperity in every phase of your life. I
have one more wish on your birthday I
wish we remain friend's forever. your
friendship is very important to me. The
fun we have talking to each other.the
secrets we share with each other.the laugh , the sadness we share all are
secure in my heart and every moment
with you I'll treasure all my life. The first
time I heard your voice my happiness
knew no bounds. you have been a friend
when I needed a friend, when I needed advice you have always been there for
me. Thank You for being there . HAPPY BIRTHDAY GULNAR As you celebrate your special day
here's what I wish for
you , "MAY YOUR BIRTHDAY GROW
HAPPIER BY EVERY MINUTE?and GIVE YOU
REASONS TO SMILE ALL THE YEAR
THROUGH." TINA i have told this to you
many a times but i will still repeat it whenever you need me i'll always be
there standing by your side... you deserve
nothing but the best.. Love you for being
there for me always.... & as i always say
this, and now i'll say it again you and me
will always remain "Best Friends".... Happy Birthday Dearest... You Mean the
Most to me I want you to be with me FOREVER May God Always Protect Your Beautiful Smile
YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE BEST There's Nothing replacing You...You're the ONE. till i'm
there...You'll
Never Walk Alone...




Mummy
Well. If You like me.. You are bound to like the person in this pic, coz she is the reason for me coming
into this world, for me being what I am in real-life, for loving people coz she has taught me how to love
others keeping aside personal interest.. MAA, Mummy, Mom, Mimmi...(ya I call her by all these
names )
Wish u a veryyyyyy happy birthday my dearest mom Beena Gaekwad... all 3 of us (me,malhar and
dad) are so lucky that you have always been there for us.. and many more years to come, ab toh jalse
hi jalse karne hai!!!! have an amazing day mom..keep smiling forever!!!



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Define the competitors and map the competencies matrix mentioned above with your
company.

Evaluate the product portfolio, price portfolio, distribution portfolio of your company with
the competitors and compare the companies based on market leader, follower, laggards etc.
(Trend and Market share analysis has to be done to justify the results).

Critically evaluate the marketing mix of the company. Identify the gap between corporate
statements and application of marketing mix.

Identify the factors of strategic planning.

Identify the best practices in the industry and compare it with the existing practice of your
company.

Give maximum 5 recommendations for the improvement in marketing strategy of the
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