OKCupid - The One That Got Away

OKCupid The One that Got Away 9/25/2013
Hey what's up :-) So how much do u love maryjane? :-)

Message from Supertroopers87 (Sep 21, 2013 7:26am)

Never met her.
My response as MissLady420 (Sep 21, 2013 7:26am)

U r 420 friendly right?

No, I'm 420 pissed off. I scream "420" as a warcry before I go into battle wielding a morning star
and bashing faces.

Lol ok? Well regardless I'm Bruce how's your morning going?

You mean how is my morning star doing? It needs to be washed, I recently murdered about 13
satanic kittens with it for the Satanists in Cleburne. You ever been there?

Can't say that I have lol.. So sounds like u have been busy

Not too busy, ever since I quit my job bartending and started getting welfare checks from the
government. I gained about 20 lbs and I'm now black. Of course, you wouldn't understand the
plight of being black and a woman in America.

So u like playing games :-(

Like N64?

Yeah like n64

What kinda N64 games you play?

The classics donkey Kong, Mario carts, Goldeneye etc.

You are a good man, Bryan. But, what about those subhuman scrubs that play Call of Duty?
What should be done to them? Will you grab a morning star or a wooden object with nails in it
and join me on my quest to bring democracy to CoD players?

Sure y not lol what's your number

Ohh, I'm not really into numerology. I'm more into astrology, and my sign is Virgo. What is
yours?

Pieces, and I meant your phone number..

I don't think Reese's Pieces is an astrological sign, but I'd have to consort my horrorscope (or
whatever it is called) to verify that, but unfortunately the welfare office considers moving work
and if I read something they say I'm no longer eligible to be a black person. So, I will take your
word for it.
Hmm, I just got a new phone, not sure what the number for it is, do you know how to figure it
out?

Got yeah.. I hope you have a nice weekend

Thanks, are you going somewhere or something? You didn't get your mace yet though!

I'm headed to work which is why I wanted to text you

Ahh gotcha, once I figure it out I'll send you the number. Where do you work, what do you do?
Do they have cafeterias? Are people nice there?

I'm the v.p. of a swimming pool company, I love what I do, and no cafeterias

Aren't swimming pools dangerous? I read in Super Freakonomics that they are more dangerous
than guns. Do you have to battle against swimming pool control from politicians?
My response as MissLady420 (Sep 21, 2013 8:04pm)

All the time I smash their face in with that morning star.. duh
Message from Supertroopers87 (Sep 21, 2013 8:06pm)

You smash in politicians faces with morning stars? Have you considered a pool that could
deploy a morning star to murder everyone in the pool? You could then market this to the Nazis
during World War 2, once you invent the time machine. It would be far superior to Zyklon B and
killing jews in the shower. Also, I notice jews tend to smell bad, and I think this is because of
their fear of showers. Of course, I don't know what excuse black people can make, not that I'm
a self-hating black woman or anything, lawd haf mercy chile!

Hahaha lol

I don't know why you're laughing, a smelly jew is not humorous at all. Black people are afraid of
all water too. You should work for a company that is trying to do something to improve
mankind instead of murder children via drowning. Do you think it would be possible to put
tooth cleaning products in malt liquor or to invent gold necklaces made of soap?

Umm.. so this is getting a little out of hand... is this how u really act or u just fuckin with me

What do you mean? You were the one who said you worked for a swimming pool company.
How am I fucking with you?

I'm on here looking for something real, a relationship so if you're not interested I can say good
day to u.. and leave u be

Of course I am looking for something real, who said I wasn't?

U don't talk like most women u just seem to play games

I'm sorry sir, I really am. Can we restart? Hello, my name is Christina. What is your name? I think
you're fun, I was just having some fun with you, but also being serious too, sorry for the
hyperbole... please forgive me.

Lol it's all good I just want to get to know you and see where it goes because I'm definitely
attracted to u.

Sounds wonderful, so do you picture us getting married one day? I'm not trying to rush things,
I'm just talking hypothetical you know? I mean, I don't want to be used you understand? At
least not used outside the sacred institution of marriage. Though, I am into premarital sex, kind
of as an up-front deal... a down payment if you will. Though those sunglasses and plaid shirt
won't do, I'll dress you okay? You can thank me later... what do you like for dinner?

What's it phone number so.we can truly get to know each other. And yes in think we could end
up going down that road. I'm not here to waste ur time or use u.. I want something real

Alright, well my phone is off until wednesday, but the number when it gets turned on is 817 622
1789. Will you talk philosophical to men in bed? Nothing gets me horny like a man whispering
Voltaire quotes in my ear at night. Do you know any philosophy? If not, will you be willing to
read some philosophy?

I would do anything for u just nothing up my ass

Can I put my vibrator in your mouth then?

Lol I'm when I get done with u there won't be a need for one

Sounds hawt, what would you do to me?

How about we meet.up and.I.show u

tee hee hee... are you into three ways?

If theirs another girl involved but another guy is a deal breaker

What if it is a transsexual? Is it okay if there is a guy, girl, and transsexual combo?

No.

I just want u

Okay, well in that case I'll tell the female not to join us. It'll be just you and me hot pants *wink
wink*

I'm hung too

Mmm, me too.

Lol what

Haha, I'm just kidding, that was over a year ago. So you said no lady, male, and transsexual
combo, how about a male and two transsexual combo?

Wtf. .. r u messing with me?

Yeah, I was just kidding about the three way, haha. I'm sorry for messing with you, forgive me?
MWAH! *blows kisses at you* So, I know you men (takes one to know one) like young holes,
well this one is only slightly over a year old, I bet you can't wait to break it in can you?

Wtf. .

What? You told me you loved me and said we could get married one day, is this a problem?
Please Harold, tell me you still love me for who I am. Tell me you are still the man I fell in love
with.

....

Please talk to me, listen Harold, I know we can work this out. Lordy knows I never believed in
miscegenation and interracial couples working. I knew a poor black lady like myself would have
to avoid the temptations of the white devil, but then I met you Harold. Then I realized... I
wouldn't have to compromise my beliefs, and do you know why Harold?
Because Harold... you must be a nigger... because you just stole my heart.

Are you there Harold? ...Harold? Will you please talk to me? I'm crying Harold. Harold. My mind
is going. I can feel it. There is no question about it. Please don't go Harold. I'm afraid. Harold?

"Last Online: Online now!"
I can see that your are still on James. Who are you talking to? Have you found a hotter
transsexual lover? Well, I will FUCK THEM UP! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME JAMES! Or is your
name Harold? What is your name again? Haha... anyway I miss you... plz respond *kisses and
hugs*

Wtf is wrong with u

Why are you being mean? I just don't understand why you wouldn't reply to my messages
immediately. So, whatcha doin?

Cuz my name is Bruce and yr talking a bunch of bull shit y can't u be normal

I'm sorry Bruce, listen... I'm not really a man or a transsexual, I was just saying that to test our
love. And you came back! You really do care! So Bruce, are we happy again now?

Bruce, what can I do to make things up to you? Bruce, are you there? have some things I wanna
discuss.

Like what

I see you are a Christian and I am an agnostic myself, I believe for a relationship to work, we
must be the same religion. So, how should we settle this? We could have a religious debate or
we could flip a coin. If god makes the coin come up heads, then he must exist... checkmate
atheists. So, do you agree?

Also I noticed this mistake in your profile:
"I'm a huge movie buff, as u probably can tell suppertroopers is one if my favorites."
You called them suppertroopers, tsk tsk. C'mon Brucey Bear, you know better than that, after
all you did choose your screen name after them. What kinda cops are these? Do they go around
and arrest people for being late for dinner? Aren't you glad you have me here to point out all
the little mistakes you make and correct them for you? I'm the wife every man needs.

[Mr. Harold Supper Trupper was never heard from again]
[FIN]

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Hey what's up :-) So how much do u love maryjane? :-)

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