SEPTEMBER 2014

It may be unrealistic, but I really wish my kids wouldnt whine. Whats this, you
say? YOUR kids dont whine? Well. Arent you the cats pajamas. Come again? Your
kids are actually the babies of goats literal kids? Whew. That makes SO much
more sense
We were in DSW the other day and I was buying some new running shoes when my
rst-grader who is the most beautiful angel-boy with these shiny chestnut eyes
and these perfect little cheek dimples started whining, begging, pleading, for some
new socks. But DSW doesnt carry childrens socks. This information was swiftly
made available to him. Nevertheless, he began to whimper like a horror-movie kid
thats about to be snatched to the back of a closet. Then he furrowed his brow. He
really needed some bushier eyebrows to complete the efect, but his efort was solid.
Im not HAPPY with you, Mommy, he said, with every bit of condescension and
Napoleonic authority he could muster.
THE FEELING IS MUTUAL, I wanted to say. But I was too busy not ying all over
him with antiquity-grade wrath.
Heres the thing: I HAD JUST BOUGHT HIM A NEW PAIR OF CHUCK TAYLORS.
Had he been expecting a new pair of shoes? Nope. I had hedged that expectation from
the start. Was this an unexpected delight that his mother, out of the graciousness of
her nature (and out of her desire to teach shoe-lace tying before school started), saw
t to bestow? Yes.
How quickly his delight had turned into disdain.
This is the point in the Editor Letter when you expect me to transition into A Bible
verse about Gratefulness or Contentment or Waiting on God, and while those editor
letters need to be written and more importantly, read BY the editor herself this
particular letter has an aimlessness-by-design that mirrors the aimlessness I feel
sometimes in my life (no, not in my life, but in this very DAY at 3:53 p.m.) when Im
looking around at all the blessings and goodness around me and appreciate them to
an extent but also complain about them to an extent, and then Im distracted by a
dream of the future which includes good stuf I dont have right now; but then, soon
after, Im reminded by a picture on the wall of some great memory I had in college
when my friends and I got to take a trip to St. Simons Island one spring break where
Spanish moss hung from the trees like garlands, and I rejoice in that goodness-
of-the-past, and my whole inner attitude is like this aimless ping-pong ball that
ricochets from discontentment to contentment to longing to gratefulness faster than
youd have to read this sentence in one breath in order not to faint
Do you feel the same distractedness of posture? The tug-of-war? We are so ighty
and hopelessly untethered in our noggins. We want whats before us in the moment
but then the moment passes, and in that moments reprieve, we experience grate-
fulness again. Back and forth. Ping and pong. Tripping over sins of coveting and
bitterness, then buoyed up again by virtues of patience and generosity both good
and bad tumbling out of our heads and hearts at lightning-speed, without notice, and
certainly, most of the time, without either repentance or rejoicing. If the unexamined
life is not worth living, then most of my days are a wash.
Its hard not to ail through life like a thoughtless humanoid. Its amazing were not ru-
ining ourselves every other month. Whats really amazing is that God isnt constantly
dragging us out of stores in a huf. That he waits out our tantrums and smiles at the
little glimpses of Himself he causes to spring from the cracks in our natures. That he
takes the whole muddled package, whether we perceive him doing so or not, whether
the percentage of our goodness doesnt break the 50% mark or not. Its all grace.
Poured down by a constant, consistent Person, whom the poet describes in Psalm 139:
You have searched me, LORD,
and you know me.
You know when I sit and when I rise;
you perceive my thoughts from afar.
You discern my going out and my lying down;
you are familiar with all my ways.
Before a word is on my tongue
you, Lord, know it completely.
You hem me in behind and before,
and you lay your hand upon me.
He knows every distraction. Every sin. Every sweetness. He buys us the shoes
and the socks.
a letter from
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Growing in Christ
At the heart of the journey is the gospel of Jesus Christ, the story of the Son of
God coming into our dark world to bring light, life, hope and transformation. The
journey begins when we trust Christ, but it doesnt end there. Gods desire for each
of us is for our hearts and lives to become more like the one who has saved us
(Ephesians 4:11-13).
Connecting in Community
The gospel story draws us into a community of people whose lives have been trans-
formed by Jesus. This journey is not one that we undertake alone. We are designed
to do life together as a community of Christ-followers. It is essential that we walk with
one another on the journey (John 13:34-35).
Joining the Mission
The gospel tells us that one day God will take all that is broken in this world and
make it whole. Those of us who are on the journey together are called to be people
who do what we can to make glimpses of that day show up in our day. We do this
by telling the gospel story and demonstrating gospel-shaped love to a needy world
(Matthew 28:18-20).
PHOTO UPDATE:
Supplies for Success
IBC, along with various Irving
organizations, businesses,
and the IISD, hosted Sup-
plies for Success, a backpack
drive and back-to-school fair
for at-risk kids in Irving. 4,047
backpacks were provided for
students along with vision and
dental screenings.
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Minus the tulips and general class.
In the spring of 2012, IBC embarked on an adventure to learn how we as a
church body were doing at helping IBCers grow in Christ. To be honest, it was
scary. What if we werent doing as good of a job as we thought at helping people
to grow spiritually?
We used a survey called Reveal, which had been used by hundreds of churches
and by thousands of people to gain a snapshot of the spiritual maturity and
spiritual journey of a church body.
Over 500 IBCers participated in the survey, and when we received the survey
results back, a team of elders, pastors, and IBCers spent several weeks analyz-
ing and discussing the data. We prayed and asked God, What does this mean
for IBC? and How can we continue to help our people grow in Christ, connect
in community, and join the mission? From the data and the conversations,
we discovered four key things that IBCers indicated would help them in their
spiritual journey:
1. Help in further understanding and applying Scripture to their life.
2. Help in further developing a prayer life.
3. Help in further deepening their relationship with Jesus.
4. Help to be challenged spiritually.
IBCers responses gave us a baseline as to where we were as a church body a
snapshot of the spiritual health of the church. Based on this snapshot, we began
the process of evaluating our ministries and implementing some new initia-
tives and processes. Now its time to see if were heading in the right direction.
Talk to us, IBC.
Its time to take the Reveal survey again, and we need your voice. Now that we
have a baseline against which to measure, tell us: how can we better help you
by the aid of the Spirit to grow, connect, and join the mission? What would
you love to see at IBC? What do you need? What does your family need? What
already makes you smile?
The survey is completely anonymous and will take you about 30 minutes.
To participate in the survey, visitirvingbible.org/reveal.
Thank you in advance for your input, your prayers, and your support.
YOUR
VOICE
MATTERS.
IBC pastor Jason Stein on
the impact of the Reveal survey.
Propel makes a big place feel small.
Chatter | 7
People mistake Glenda
for Glinda the Good
Witch 64% of the time.
The Roots, of Tonight Show fame,
were formerly known as The Square
Roots. (Proving that math< cool.)
R
uss and Glenda Root
were looking for a church
they could call home.
We began visiting IBC several
years ago, Glenda explains.
We would visit often, some-
times over a period of three to
four months, but the size was
overwhelming.
We loved the teaching, Russ
added, but we didnt feel any
compelling reason to keep com-
ing back. After all, no one would
miss us; no one even knew we
were there.
But all that changed on Christ-
mas Eve 2012. Our whole fam-
ily attended the service together
and afterwards, it was actually
our daughters who convinced
us that IBC was the church we
should call home, Glenda says.
As the Roots ushered in 2013, Glenda was committed to nd a way to get connect-
ed. Her rst stop was the IBC website where she saw an article promoting Propel.
Glenda felt that would be a good place to start.
The Roots didnt know what to expect when they showed, but once the class got
started, they knew they were in the right place.
For me, Glenda says, I loved hearing about all the work IBC does for the local
community. She recalled one of the pastors talking about how IBC wants to be an
integral part of the community a place with lasting impact.
Learning about all the diferent ministry and service opportunities was part of
Propel that both Glenda and Russ appreciated, but Propel is much more than that.
Russ explains, For me, it provided clarity on what IBC was all about. As a new-
comer, I wanted to know who IBC was as a church, what they believed in, and who
were the people running the church.
Propel answered all those questions and more.
Its good to be known, Glenda says. Of course, the leadership team is not going to
remember every person who walks through Propel, but knowing who the leaders
are and getting to meet them one-on-one gave me a certain level of comfort. Just
being able to know who to reach out to in a crisis, or with a question, was very reas-
suring, especially in a church as large as IBC.
Propel also helps participants gain perspective. It gives you the opportunity to
take an inward look to see where you are on your spiritual journey. It helps solidify
where you might want to serve or if you are even ready to serve.
As Glenda explains, Propel opens doors; its up to you which door you want to
walk through.
For Glenda, it meant checking out the Childrens Ministry. She wasnt sure exactly
where she wanted to serve but that wasnt a problem. Glenda served in several
areas to see where God was leading her, and eventually he led her to Zone Jr. where
she works with preschool kids every Sunday.
For Russ, it led to a diferent kind of zone getting out of his comfort zone, that
is. Russ decided to serve in the Hospitality ministry. Russ admits to being more of
a behind-the-scenes guy, but felt the Lord calling him to serve in a more up-front
way. Today, in addition to being a greeter, he works at the Information Center help-
ing other people navigate their way through IBC.
Propel also helped the Roots nd community. They rst heard of IBC Small
Groups at Propel. The idea of doing life with a group of people sounded interesting
to them, so they joined a small group last year. And joining a small group opened
yet another door for the Roots. It was while at a small group meeting where they
rst heard about a mission opportunity in Honduras. After careful consideration, a
lot of praying, and a bit of prodding on Glendas part, they both decided that Hon-
duras was denitely calling and they answered the call.
While Russ and Glendas journey is unique, everyone needs a starting point and
Propel was denitely a good rst step.
Who should go to Propel? According to the Roots, everyone! Whether youve been
at IBC two months, two years or two decades, Propel has something to ofer you.
As Russ puts it, Its not your same IBC. People come and go, staf changes and
programs get added, and so even if you are a tenured IBCer, you should check out
Propel. You might learn something new.
Since attending Propel and getting involved in IBC, the dynamic has changed,
Russ adds. Now when we miss church on Sunday, someone denitely notices.
Peggy Norton is in Russ and Glendas small group. It was a total coincidence she
was asked to write this article, proving that it is a small world, after all. (Or, at least a
small church.)
Peggy is a communications professional at a global security company and an IBC Small Group Leader.
PUTTING DOWN ROOTS
Propel makes a big place feel small.
PROPEL starts September 14 at 10:45 a.m.
Register at irvingbible.org/connect.
T
heres a wasp buzzing above Sharon John-
stons head while shes giving instructions.
Everything is boxed, shes telling Erin
Yacho, District Coordinator of Parent Involvement
from the Irving Independent School District. Over
4,000 articles of clothing are packed up and ready
to be loaded into the back of an SUV. The clothes
will be folded into backpacks for at-risk kids in the
Irving school district. Suddenly, the wasp makes a
dive bomb and we move into the hallway.
Were at The Main Place, the retail store without
a cash register, where, for the past four years,
Sharon Johnston and her team have provided free,
stylish clothing for homeless teens in Irving. (The
Main Places denition of homelessness boils
down to any teen that is either on the street or in an
unstable living situation.)
This was my tour, and it would prove to be grand
indeed. (Now shes giving instructions to Alvin, a
man from the City of Irving, who as best I can tell is
unloading supplies and assessing the xability of a
ceiling fan. Roofers are working in the kitchen.) Its
a blur of activity, and for good reason. The past year
alone, The Main Place has provided prom dresses,
jeans, job interview attire, underwear, and styling
services for around 400 teens in crisis.
Our rst stop: the Prom Room; glittering jewel-tone
dresses hang everywhere according to size. Sharon
has a passion for kids knowing how to dress. You
dont put a street shoe with an evening dress,
she moans. And nobody knows how to wear a
bra. I dont have any problem telling them, Your
bras wrong.
In 2004, Sharon heard about over
1,000 kids in school who had been
identied as homeless. I couldnt
get my mind around it, she says. She
contacted the IISD to see what she
could do and before she knew it, she
was sourcing and dropping of 100
pairs of jeans and t-shirts to the direc-
tor of Project PASS (the Homeless
Education Assistance Program in the
Irving Independent School District). Thus began
what has become, in her words, a God thing. But
it wasnt an obvious pet project at the time.
Oh Lord, I did not have a passion for teenagers,
recalls Sharon with a laugh. People would ask her
how many kids she had and she would say, Two
many. (At one point, Sharons blended family of six
included ve teenagers.)
But I just knew this was terrible, she remembers.
Kids in school against all odds and they dont
know what theyre going to eat tonight or where
theyre going to sleep. Theres just something
wrong with that picture. But God said, Its not
about you. Youre not doing this. I am.
And he certainly did. Through an overwhelming
urry of private donations and miraculous twists of
fate, Sharon now has 6,090 square feet of space that
is overowing with shoes, prom dresses, jewelry,
jeans, shirts, belts and every accessory imaginable.
There is so much that The Main Place has donated
bulk items of clothing overseas to orphanages in
Russia and the Philippines this year not to men-
tion, of course, the clothing donated for this years
backpack drive.
Now were in the Prom/Interview/Church room for
boys. We put these kids in $450-and-up suits that
come from The Mens Warehouse, she says, push-
ing jackets across a rack. These were donated by
one of our partners, Dignity U Wear, a non-prot in
Florida that was started by an Auschwitz survivor
who understands what new, trendy clothes mean to
someones self-es-
teem as opposed
to other peoples
castofs. Its obvi-
ous Sharon shares
this passion. Feel
it, she instructs me,
holding up a pair
of pants. Quality.
Everything has been
donated, but noth-
ing is cheap.
Teenagers become
clients of The
Main Place by re-
ferral only from
the IISD counselors,
churches, YMCA,
Irving Cares, Hous-
ing & Human Ser-
vices, Family Promise and others. A teen will come
for a private 2-3 hour appointment and be tted
with head-to-toe outts for whatever their need
or occasion, complete with undergarments and
accessories. A teen girl might come in needing a
prom dress, but she might leave with much more: a
professional outt for a job interview, for instance.
We ask, What do you need? What do you have?
says Sharon. She recalls one 15-year-old girl who
came in needing a whole new wardrobe because
the FBI had broken into her home and arrested her
parents for drug dealing. Her house had become a
crime scene and she had nothing to wear.
I want them to feel important. I want them to feel
loved, reects Sharon as she gazes across the
metal shelves bearing stacks of brand-new licensed
t-shirts. Shell be getting a lot of kids as they return
to school this fall. And for her, its not just about
giving them new clothes; its about teaching them
how to look for and wear clothes that atter their
body in a modest way, and about the importance
of manners. Each client is asked to write a thank-
you note to The Main Place after their session, and
there are so many stories to tell.
One of Sharons favorites is about Antonio and
Lupe, who were best friends really neat kids,
in her words whom she outtted one afternoon
for their schools prom. She sent Antonio down the
street to Angels and Moore, (a tailor that provides
free services to TMP kids) just as some re victims
came into The Main Place multiple families
that didnt speak English. Do you need us to stay
and help? ofered Lupe. As a matter of fact, she
did. Sure enough, Antonio and Lupe stayed on
and translated, helping Sharons team efciently
distribute clothes and supplies. It was like they
were seasoned volunteers, Sharon remembers
fondly. Later she found out Antonio was voted
Homecoming King that weekend an event she
believes wouldnt have happened if he hadnt got-
ten outtted at The Main Place. Now Antonio and
Lupe are both going to college and The Main Place
will help outt them for class this fall; Lupe will be
studying culinary arts and Antonio will be studying
entrepreneurship. They want to open a restaurant
together someday.
The Main Place reaches kids in crisis, but its not
just about the clothes, according to Sharon. The
whole point, she says, is to show Gods love
through our service because were commanded to
serve. Obedience to that can have surprising and
stylish results.
Julie Rhodes favorite hair cut of all time was in
1996 when she rocked The Rachel.
Julie edits Chatter and is mom to Drew and Madeline.
CLOTHING TEENS
IN CRISIS
Sharon Johnston calls IBC partner The Main Place a God thing.
I want them to feel
important. I want
them to feel loved.
Dear Shannon, are there any unspoken
IBC dress code no-nos?
I get asked this a bunch actually. Jeans and
t-shirts and wedges and ip-ops seem to be
the casual ow around here. No need for patent
leather Mary Janes or pantyhose or three-
piece suits. We are MUCH more laid back. Now,
with that being said, would I wear shnets and
high heels to service? No. But if thats all you
have in your closet, throw them on and come
visit us!
Dear Shannon, Im thinking of working
more from The Mo at IBC. What is a typi-
cal weekday like?
The sunlight oods in through those large win-
dows in the Town Square as a new day begins.
Mommies line up their minivans and bust out
their double strollers to watch their kids play at
the playgrounds both inside and out. There
is a great sense of laughing, talking, and com-
munity. At The Mo, it is a bit quieter, and a bit
more focused. Feel free to come in, grab a latte
or a smoothie, and get some work done. Enjoy
free WiFi, comfy chairs, and outlets galore.
Dear Shannon, I want to get involved, but
where do I start?
Well, that depends on what you like to do. Do
you like cuddling newborns? Do you have a
great smile and want to greet people at the
door? Do you think you can sing? More impor-
tantly, do OTHER people think you can sing? I
would say jump in on the next PROPEL class
and learn the ins and outs of all the diferent
ministries here at IBC. (Check out page 10 of
Chatter for more info.)
Dear Shannon, how would you describe
what the doors hanging in Town Square
represent to an IBC visitor?
We here at IBC REALLY love the movie Mon-
sters, Inc. Seriously. Next question.
Ok. Fine. If you notice, the doors are all dif-
ferent in some way. But they are all still doors.
They represent our culture here at IBC: a
diverse group of people unied by a common
faith and a common mission. Who ALL go of
our hinges from time to time.
Dear Shannon, can we donate our un-
wanted tropical sh to the aquarium in
the Childrens Welcome Center?
Great question! Unfortunately we cannot take
unwanted shies; one reason being that all the
sh in the tank have certain temperaments.
And as MUCH as I would like to see a new sh
go all Hunger Games in the tank, Tommy (IBC
CFO) might be upset with me. But call me and I
can nd a place where you can donate them!
Dear Shannon, my dog is seriously awe-
some. Is it taboo to bring him to a ser-
vice?
Yes and no. More yes than no. So to sum up
Yes. Pups are SO cute and creatures of Gods
creation, but sadly, only service animals are
permitted at church.
You pass it every time you walk through
the doors of IBC that circle of warmth
and welcome in the bustling Town Square.
Shannon Lewis has been one of the intrepid
captains of the Circle Desk for a few months
now and has seen her share of odd, funny,
wonderful IBC-ish-ness. Got a question?
Shes got an answer.
Got a question for Shannon? Email
her at slewis@irvingbible.org.
New to IBC? Visit page 10 for
more info.
A D V I C E F R O M T H E C I R C L E D E S K
Marriage at IBC Date Night October 3-4
Join Marriage at IBC for the 2014 Date Night. Packets will be avail-
able at the kiosk on Sunday, September 28 and online at irvingbible.
org/marriage. The packet will include everything you need for a
great date! Questions? Contact Bekah at marriage@irvingbible.org.
ITS A DATE!
DEAR SHANNON
THIS MONTH
Chatter | 10
BIBLE COMMUNITIES
Groups on Sunday
Theres always something new
going on in Bible Communities!
Heres a taste of whats happening
this month:
Synergy 9 a.m. The Alcove
Couples in their 30s to 50s
If you desire to dive into the Scrip-
tures and deepen your faith, this
class is for you.
The Tree 9 a.m. West D
20s & 30s, married and
young families
Join us as we seek to grow together in
faith and marriage.
Crossroads
10:45 a.m. West C
Married late 20s and 30s
Join us in September as we study
Jewish festivals and feasts with
Steven Ger.
Journey
10:45 a.m. The Alcove
All Welcome
Join us as we study the one another
passages of Scripture.
On Track
10:45 a.m. Conference Room
Single Parents
If you are a single parent or have a
blended family, please join us for
Bible study, fellowship and prayer.
Thrive 10:45 a.m. West D
Singles in their 30s & 40s
Join us for fellowship, prayer, and
in-depth teaching.
Renew
10:45 a.m. Training Center
Diverse, all ages and stages
Join us in September as we start
a series called The Last Days Ac-
cording to Jesus by R.C. Sproul.
Legacy Builders
6:45 p.m. West A
All Welcome
Join us for fellowship, prayer, and
in-depth Bible teaching.
Please visit page 14 for more Sun-
day Bible Communities.
CHILDREN
Infants5
th
Grade
Zone 6:30, Tuesday nights at
6:30 p.m. K5th Grade
A Bible study for kids. Join us
starting September 16. Register at
irvingbible.org/children.
MyZone Wednesday Nights,
6:30 p.m. K5th Grade
A night of activities, friendships,
conversations, and lots and lots of
slime. No registration required.
Childrens Ministry Open Houses
See ad, pg. 12.
CONNECT
Events and Resources for
Newcomers and Small Groups
Propel Begins September 14
Cant figure out where you belong
at IBC? Starting a new life stage?
Join Propel to find out how best to
plug into IBCs culture and calling.
Visiting irvingbible.org/connect for
more info. See article, pg. 9.
FAITH & BELIEF
Events & Resources
Baby Dedications October 12
Registration opens September 14
at irvingbible.org/babydedication.
Space is limited, so if you have a
preference of service time, please
register early. Photos of children
being dedicated should be sent to
Donna at doreilly@irvingbible.org.
Hard copies are also acceptable.
New Parent Orientation October 5,
9 a.m. Training Center
Orientation is not mandatory, but
strongly encouraged. We will
explore what it means to dedicate
your child and answer any questions
about parenting issues and our
Childrens Ministry here at IBC.
HOPE & HEALING
Community Care
Griefshare
Thursdays, 6:308:30 p.m.
West C
Begins September 4. We are a
caring group of people who will
walk alongside you through one
of lifes most difficult experiences.
You dont have to walk the journey
alone. Childcare is available with
prior registration only. For more
info please contact Sharon at
shararrington@verizon.net.
Abortion Recovery Counseling
One-on-one, confidential counsel-
ing for those living with the after-
math of abortion. For information,
contact Kym at (972) 560-4632 or
kyeichner@irvingbible.org.
Recovery at IBC
Thursdays, 6:308:30 p.m.
West Wing Youth Lounge
Do you deal with perfectionism,
pride, overeating, inappropriate
anger or control? Recovery is con-
fidential and all are welcome. Visit
irvingbible.org/recovery for more info.
Shelter from the Storm
A confidential small group focused
on finding hope and healing from
sexual abuse. Contact Michelle at
shelterfromthestormibc@gmail.com
or (214) 725-0898.


Mental Health Grace Alliance
The Living Grace Group
Mondays, 6:30 p.m. West B
For those who have mental illness.
Bi-weekly group begins September 8.
Contact Pam at pamburtis@verizon.net.
Family Grace Group
Mondays, 6:30 p.m. West A
For family members, friends, and care-
givers who support individuals with
serious mental disorders. Bi-weekly
group begins September 8. Contact
Buzz Moody at myrabuzz@gmail.com.
NAMI Family-to-Family Class
Mondays, 6:309:30 p.m.
West C/D
A 12-week course designed for
families and caregvivers of those
with serious mental illness. Starts
September 1. Contact Joey at
joey@netbreezeinc.com or Debra at
eumoore@yahoo.com.
Stephen Ministry at IBC
Stephen Ministers provide a listen-
ing ear and a caring presence for
IBCers going through emotionally
difficult times such as the loss of
a loved one, loss of a job, illness,
injury, divorce or other life events.
If you or someone you know could
benefit from the care of a Stephen
Minister, contact stephenministry@
irvingbible.org or (972) 560-4636.
Spousal Abuse Recovery
Confidential one-on-one counseling
that explores the wounds we have
received and the healing journey
God has prepared for us. Contact
Kym at kyeichner@irvingbible.org.
PARENTING
Community and Resources
Moms Night Out
September 27, 6:30 p.m.
See ad, pg. 13.
MARRIAGE
Community and Resources
Marriage at IBC
Starts October 5
All marriages, old marriages, young
marriages, marriages in trouble, even
engaged couples are welcome to
join us at Marriage at IBC. You will
be placed in a small group for the
duration of the class. Topics covered
include sex, finances, managing
time, conflict, communication and
more. Registration not required, but
encouraged at irvingbible.org/mar-
riage. Questions? Contact marriage@
irvingbible.org.
Marriage at IBC Date Night
October 34
See ad, pg 7.

MEN
Community and Resources
Father/Daughter Campout
October 1719
See ad, pg. 12.
First Watch Fridays, 6:22 a.m.
The Commons
Hot coffee, donuts, bananas. Contact
Nat at npugh@irvingbible.org with
questions.
First Watch Replay
Tuesdays, 6:30 p.m.
Training Center
Contact brianarrington1@yahoo.
com with questions.
First Watch Xtra
Wednesday, 6:30 a.m.
Training Center
Contact bcope@huntoil.com
with questions.
Save-the-date
February 2021, 2015
IBC Big Man Party is coming! Watch
Chatter for more details.
Visit irvingbible.org/men.
MISSION
Local and Global
2435 Kinwest Kickoff Event
September 10, 5 p.m.
Join us for a free dinner, gift card
giveaway, and visit 2435 Kinwest
classes.
Prayer Meeting
2nd and 4th Wednesdays
6:458 p.m. The Chapel
Join us as we pray for IBC and the
needs of our people and the world.
Laundry Love first Saturday
of the month, 9 a.m.12 p.m.
Located at Amigo Laundromat,
3349 Country Club Dr. in Irving
(just down from Sam Houston
Middle School). Please join us as
we provide free laundry cycles and
detergent, strike up conversations
and build relationships. For more
info visit llpirving.org or contact
info@llpirving.org.
SINGLE PARENTS
Community and Resources
One Parent + Kids
Kicks off September 3
Dont fly solo, join us for 1P+K, a 12-
week program designed to enrich
the lives of single parent families.
Contact Jennifer at jerlenbusch@
irvingbible.org with questions.
Kids Night Out September
13, 69 p.m. The Commons
See ad, pg. 13.

Mens Mentoring Breakfast
September 6, 8:30 a.m.
If you are interested in hearing
more about mentoring a boy from
a single-parent family, join us for a
complimentary breakfast. Current
mentors will share about their experi-
ences. Breakfest will be held at IHOP
on 635/MacArthur. Must RSVP with
Marsha at mtribbett@irvingbible.org.
Girl Stuff Event
September 27, 9 a.m.
IBC Kitchen
All girls ages 718 from single-
parent families are invited to learn
cooking skills and kitchen safety. We
will sample all the food and enjoy
lunch together! RSVP with Marsha
at mtribbett@irvingbible.org or at
(972) 560-4653.
Guy Stuff Event
September 27, 8 a.m.
All boys from a single-parent family
are invited to join us for a Survival
Guidance event at Wagon Wheel
Park. Boys will learn navigation skills,
how to read maps and compasses
on a hike. Snacks and water provid-
ed. RSVP with Marsha at mtribbett@
irvingbible.org or at (972) 560-4653.
Sit with us on Sunday!
Several single-parent families enjoy
worshiping together in the 9 a.m. ser-
vice. Join us in the lowest right-hand
section, Rows 5 & 6, facing the stage.
Visit irvingbible.org/singleparents.
SPECIAL NEEDS
Community and Resources
Respite Care September 27
Respite Care provides a much
needed night off for parents. Fun
activities and a safe environment
for children with special needs is
offered so that care givers can have
time to relax and recharge. Each
child will receive a one-on-one pal.
Registration required.
Small Group for Moms
Sundays, 10:45 a.m.12 p.m.
A place where mothers of chil-
dren with special needs can come
together to support each other and
grow in Christ.
In His Image Bible Study
Sundays, 6:307:45 p.m
A small group for adults (18+) with
special needs.
Small Group for Parents
Wednesdays, 67:30 p.m.
Fellowship and learning focused on
the unique challenges of parenting
children with special needs. Child-
care available with prior notice.
SonShine Pals and Room
Our SonShine Rooms are available
during the 9 a.m. and 10:45 a.m.
services for children with special
needs. There are also opportunities
for children to be matched with a
SonShine Pal.
Contact specialneeds@irvingbible.org.
STUDENTS
Middle/High School and College
Middle School Sundays
Life on Life
Student Ministries area,
10:30 a.m.12:20 p.m.
Middle School Wednesdays
The W Student Ministries area,
6:308 p.m.
High School Sundays
Life Groups
Student Ministry area, 6:458 p.m.
High School Wednesdays
Midweek The Alcove
7:158:30 p.m.
IBC College Ministry
Sundays at 3:30 p.m.
The Commons Annex
For latest info on times and loca-
tions of college events join the
Facebook group: College at IBC.
Visit irvingbible.org/student.
WOMEN
Community and Resources
Womens Welcome Lunch
September 7, 12:30 p.m.
West A/B
Come enjoy a complimentary lunch,
meet staff members and volunteers,
and discover all that Women at IBC
has to offer this fall. Contact Jen-
nifer at jlewis@irvingbible.org.
Womens Fall Bible Study
Begins September 16
Join us at 9:30 a.m. or 6:30 p.m. for
an engaging study of 1 Peter. See
ad, pg. 12.
Square One
Starts September 18
Thursdays, 10 a.m.12 p.m.
You and your 0-6 month old will
connect with mentor moms and
other women in this class for first-
time moms. Contact squareone@
irvingbible.org to register.
Visit irvingbible.org/women.
YOUNG ADULTS
20s and Early 30s
The Gathering
Thursday September 11, 7 p.m.
The Commons
Join us for a night of worship and
prayer. Contact Chris at cspalding@
irvingbible.org.
Young Adult Small Groups
If you are interested in participating
in Young Adult Small Groups, send
an email with Small Groups in the
subject line and your contact info to
Christ at cspalding@irvingbible.org.
Visit irvingbible.org/youngadults.
2435 KINWEST
Wednesday Nights at IBC
Vox Humana Choir
Wednesdays, 78:30 p.m.
IBC Worship Center
The choral community of IBC is
always looking for new singers, be-
ginner or pro. Everyone is welcome
and you can join at any time! Vox
starts back for the fall on Septem-
ber 10. Contact Crystal at celwell@
irvingbible.org.
Next Gen Choir
Wednesdays, 5:406:30 p.m.
The Next Gen Choir is currently on
a break. They will resume practice in
the fall. Contact Crystal at celwell@
irvingbible.org.
ESL: English as a Second Language
Wednesdays, 6:308:30 p.m.
AZ17, 18 and 19
Do you want to learn English? Im-
prove your English? Come practice
all four skills: speaking, listening,
reading and writing. Begins Sep-
tember 10. For more info, contact
Corey at 2435esl@irvingbible.org.
FREE Citizenship Class
Wednesdays, 6:308 p.m.
IBC Conference Room
For those at least 18 years old who
have been issued a Permanent
Resident Card. We will help prepare
you for the citizenship test and
the interview. Contact Norma at
2435citizenship@irvingbible.org.



IBC Career Transition Ministry
Wednesdays, 6:308 p.m.
Want to find a job? Come learn how
to craft a rock-solid resume, use the
Internet and LinkedIn to network,
and ace the interview. For more
info, contact 2435jobtransition@
irvingbible.org.
Visit 2435kinwest.org.
MISCELLANEOUS
A Little Bit of Everything
Financial Peace University
Begins September 17
Join us for FPU, a 9-week program
that empowers you to make the
right money decisions to achieve
your financial goals and experi-
ence a total money makeover. Visit
irvingbible.org/fpu for more info or
to register.
Writers Workshop
Saturday, September 13
Commons Annex
Join a community of people who
are honing their writing skills. The
group is led by published author,
Betty Groezinger. Everyone is wel-
come, no writing experience is nec-
essary. Contact Donna at doreilly@
irvingbible.org.
IBC SUNDAY TEACHING SERIES // SEPTEMBER 7OCTOBER 5
We were created for relationships, but our family relationships are broken.
Grace, redemption, and repair are required for relationships that reect the
love of Christ and manifest his kingdom.
For audio and video from Sundays message, visit irvingbible.org/media.
1 PETER
Discovering Encouragement in Troubling Times
by Sue Edwards
From the beginning of time, everyone has struggled with
adversity. Today is no diferent. Job loss. Illness. Debt. Stress.
How do you navigate the trials of this fallen world? Join us as
we learn how to persevere in hard times and study the prom-
ises Jesus gives the persecuted church: He will be with us, he
will comfort us, and he will use these trials for his glory.
Join us for
Womens Bible
Study this fall!
What does your child experience
at church on Sunday? Come catch
a glimpse!
Join your child during their regular large group time:
9:20 a.m., 11 a.m., or 5:30 p.m. A short informational time
will follow.
Early Childhood (ages 2-5): October 5
More info Jill at jbjurlin@irvingbible.org
Elementary (grades K-5): October 19
More info Adrienne at asiefers@irvingbible.org
Tuesday, September 16 November 18 at 9:3011:30 a.m.
or 6:308:30 p.m. at The Commons, IBC
Cost: $15 (includes workbook)
Register at irvingbible.org/women. KidZone registration is
also available and closes on September 2 at noon.
Childrens Ministry
Open House
FATHER/DAUGHTER CAMPOUT OCTOBER 1719
Hiking, Smores, Campres Lake Murray, Oklahoma
The fth annual Father/Daughter Campout is just a short drive over
the border to Oklahoma in Ardmore. Enjoy time away from every-
thing electronic and nd space for meaningful conversations. The
weekend highlight: a special time of afrmation around the camp-
re with other dads and daughters.
COST: $50 FOR DADS AND $25 FOR DAUGHTERS
Registration: irvingbible.org/men
Questions? Contact Kym at kyeichner@irvingbible.org.
LIFELONG MEMORIES
SCHEDULE: Class begins
September 17, 6:30 p.m. in West A/C
COST: $89
REGISTRATION: Exclusively online at
irvingbible.org/fpu
INFORMATION: Contact kyeichner@
irvingbible.org with questions. KidZone is
available with prior registration.
What could the people of
God do for the Kingdom
if they were completely
debt-free?
What could you do?
FINANCIAL PEACE UNIVERSITY (FPU)
is a 9-week program that empowers you
to make the right money decisions and
experience a total money makeover. Led
by Dave Ramsey, FPU takes the head
knowledge from his books and radio show
and turns it into real action. The course
has been a life-changing experience for
over 350,000 families already. FPU is for
everyone from the nancially secure to
the nancially distressed.
For everyone else, come share the
lighter side of what it means to be
a successful mom with speaker
Jeannie Cunnion. Enjoy extra-special
desserts and the company of like-
minded mothers.
Jeannie is the author of Parenting the Whole-
Hearted Child. Jeannie admits to stumbling
through parenting one day at a time, yet
continues to pray for her kids to nd freedom
in being unconditionally loved by Jesus. Get to
know her better at jeanniecunnion.com.
KidZone is not available for this event.
Please visit irvingbible.org/parenting for more info.
Western
Night
Saturday September 13, 6-9 p.m.
The Commons
Join us for Western Night to kick off the
school year! This is a FREE event for both
single parents and kids.
Enjoy:
BBQ dinner buffet
Dancing
Western activities and fun
Dress up in your nest western wear!
Register online at irvingbible.org/
singleparents under Kids Night Out.

Questions? Email Jennifer at
jerlenbusch@irvingbible.org.
Volunteers also needed to help serve
dinner and join in the fun.
Way to go. You
can skip this ad.
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SINGLE-PARENT FAMILIES

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First Worship Service: 9 a.m.
Childrens Classes (all ages)
Synergy (40s & 50s), the Alcove
The Tree (young marrieds and families), West D
Second Worship Service: 10:45 a.m.
Childrens Classes (all ages)
Crossroads (mid 20s-30s couples), West C
On Track (single parents), Conference Room
Journey (all welcome), The Alcove
Renew (multi-generational), Training Center
Thrive (30s & 40s singles), West D
Third Worship Service: 5 p.m.
Childrens Classes (all ages)
Community Dinner: 6 p.m.
Community Events: 6:45 p.m.
Legacy Builders (all welcome), West A
Middle School, The Commons
High School, Student Ministries Area
SUNDAY COMMUNITY MEALS
Join us in the Town Square for our community meal
on Sundays at 6 p.m. Meals are $3 per person or $10
max./family.
9/7 Pizza, breadsticks, salad bar
9/14 Chicken fajitas, salad bar
9/21 Hamburgers or brats, salad bar
9/28 Chicken tenders, mashed
potatoes, salad bar
If youd like to serve on a Sunday night meal
team, contact Pat OReilly at (214) 289-6176 or
sundaynightmeal@irvingbible.org.
WEDNESDAY MIDWEEK MEALS
Each Wednesday night from 5-6:20 p.m., IBC pre-
pares dinner for anyone wanting a good, hot meal.
PB&J sandwiches are also available. Cost is $3/meal
or $10 max/family. Just come by The Commons and
grab a plate!
9/3 NO MEAL!
9/10 Pulled pork sandwiches, cole slaw, pickle
spears, dessert. Free Meal! Hosted by
Bob Downey's team.
9/17 Mexican meal, chips and salsa, fresh
baked cookies. Hosted by
Barbara Wittes team.
9/24 Deluxe burgers, baked beans, fries,
dessert. Hosted by Bob Downeys team.
Changes to the menu may be made depending on
availability and Bob Downeys whim.
If youd like to serve on a Wednesday night meal
team, please email bdowney@irvingbible.org.
THE MOSAIC CAF (THE MO)
Caf Hours
Monday, Tuesday, Thursday: 8 a.m.5 p.m.
Wednesday: 8 a.m.7 p.m.
Friday: 8 a.m.12 p.m.
Closed Saturday
Sunday: 8 a.m.12:30 p.m. & 47 p.m.
Phone: (972) 4433323
SUNDAY SCHEDULE
My Time, Talents & Skills
Mercy Street Soccer Coaches
Mercy Street soccer teaches this global sport, while creat-
ing an environment that is fun for every child involved.
Our coaches use soccer to develop character and teach
teamwork and discipline. There are exible after-school
programs and evening programs. For more info, contact
Jonny at jonny@mercystreetdallas.org.
Senior Citizen Volunteers
Do you have a heart for senior citizens? MacArthur Hills, a
neighborhood senior living facitilty, is in the process of be-
ing completed. They have reached out to IBC to see if we
would be willing to bring the love of Christ to these senior
citizens. We will take a tour of the facility and come up with
ideas together. Contact Tricia at tkinsman@irvingbible.org.
Medical Professionals Needed
Our weekly medical clinic needs professional health
care providers (MD, PA, FNP) to provide treatment for
our patients. Volunteers serve on a rotating basis and
do not need to serve every week. Contact Charles at
cpierce@2435clinic.org.
Childrens Ministry Leaders
Each Sunday we help about 800 kids grow in Christ and
connect in community. We are in need of people of all ages
to invest in the next generation of nursery, preschool, and
elementary aged kids. We have opportunities for all skill
sets. Contact Melody at mparlett@irvingbible.org.
Safety Team
Do you have a desire to serve and protect others? Then the
IBC safety team on Sunday is for you. Contact Chris Rose at
crose@irvingbible.org. Please include any credentials and
relevant experience.
NFNL Volunteers
On the third Wednesday of each month, we need help
serving dinner to the women of New Friends New Life at
Preston Road Church of Christ. Contact Christine at new-
friendsnewlife@irvingbible.org.
Mentor Kids in Single-Parent Families
Men and women are needed for gender-specic mentoring
of children from single-parent families. Contact Marsha at
mtribbett@irvingible.org.
Meal Team Volunteers
IBC makes meals available both Sunday and Wednes-
day nights. These fun teams could use some additional
volunteers to serve together. For Sundays, contact sun-
daynightmeal@irvingbible.org. For Wednesdays, contact
bdowney@irvingbible.org.
My Resources
Laundry Soap and Dryer Sheets
Laundry Love is collecting laundry soap and dryer sheets for
their monthly events in Irving. Please bring these to the Laun-
dry Love box in the donation area by the Training Center. For
more info visit llpirving.org or contact info@llpirving.org.
Online Giving Option
If you would nd it more convenient to donate to the minis-
tries of Irving Bible Church online, visit irvingbible.org/give.
HOW DO I GIVE?
Were so glad youre here. Sometimes its hard to know
where to begin, but we want to make the process of con-
necting and feeling at home as easy as possible. Here are
some ways to start.
The Information Center is a great place to get your ques-
tions answered, nd help and encouragement for your per-
sonal journey, or just have a cup of cofee and settle in. Our
team of volunteers would be happy to help you, and our
goal is to make you feel at home. The Information Center
is open every Sunday after all three worship services.
The Newcomer Gathering is an informal get-together
for those new to IBC and/or those wanting to learn more
about who we are, what we believe and how to get plugged
in. Meet other newcomers, ministry leaders and elders.
Cant seem to gure out what IBC is all about or how
you t into the larger picture? Want free breakfast every
Sunday for four weeks? Propel is designed to help you
gure out how to best plug in to IBCs culture and calling.
Well talk about what it means to grow in Christ, connect
in community and join the mission and what that might
look like for you. Youll also learn more about membership
at IBC.
Small groups exist to cultivate deep relationships that
advance the kingdom of God in dark places dark places
in our world, in our relationships and in our hearts. We
do this in the context of sermon-based Bible studies that
meet in homes. Groups comprise 12 people or fewer and
are formed by leaders who have completed small group
leader training. To sign up for a group or get more info,
contact Ryan Sanders at rsanders@irvingbible.org.
New to IBC?
Information Center
Have questions? Were here to help.
irvingbible.org/connect
Small Groups
Connect with others on the journey.
irvingbible.org/smallgroups
Propel
Ready to get plugged in?
irvingbible.org/connect
Newcomer Gathering
Learn more about IBC
and meet others like you.
irvingbible.org/connect
Interested in learning more about IBCs budget for 2014 or other
nancial nuts and bolts? Visit irvingbible.org/budget.
Chatter | 15
The Amplied Bible translates
selah as pause, and think of that.
Do Not
Bedazzle
the Mantle
My Dear Elisha,
If you are reading this parchment, I have
already passed beyond the great veil that
separates Man from G-d, the Lowly from
the Holy, the Accursed Peanut from the
Divine Dark Chocolate M&M. Or I have
accidentally left it in my robe and you
have happened upon it during our annual
Delousing of the Vestments. Six of one,
half a tribe of goats of the other. Bygones. I shall assume the former.
As the newly minted and recently mantled chief prophet of G-d, your daily
existence will be unlike that of any of your family, friends or neighbors.
Especially Pavel the sackcloth vendor. Though you have been a faithful as-
sistant to me these many years especially in the wingman department at the
bi-weekly pre-Sabbath hoedowns I suspect there are still some areas that
need clarication.
First, you have asked to be blessed with a double portion of my spirit. Techni-
cally, I am unsure of how to split my portion, let alone double it. I was unaware
that my spirit even had portions. I always surmised it to be quasi-gelatinous
in form, not unlike the royal spare chariot wheel that once graced King Ahabs
midsection. Nonetheless, G-d has revealed to me that you will, if youre paying
attention, receive such a portion. Along with a double-shot of my gout. Sorry,
thems the breaks. Perhaps that nice widow in Zarephath could knit you some
compression stockings. Raising her son from the deads got to be worth some-
thing, am I right?
Now, not only will you inherit my metaphorical mantle of prophetic procien-
cy, I am also going to bequeath you my favorite mantel. I realize that, because
Im a summer and youre a winter, its color is a bit too magenta for your
how shall I put this complex complexion, but still, wear it with pride. And
your nice sandals. Not those dung-colored ones you got from that traveling
Ninevite, Buster Crocs. Also, and I cannot stress this enough, do not take it to
Meshachs One Week Martinizing. Unless you want your mantle turned into a
miniskirt. Your lower calves are not for public consumption.
Being a prophet of G-d can be physically draining. What with the running from
royalty, hiding in the hinterlands, taunting false prophets, yadda yadda. Sure, I
may have had help from some PEDs (performance-enhancing dispensations),
but it wasnt all spiritual goofalls and joy juice. Given your proclivity for
extreme napping, I suggest you start slowly with Glutes of Papyrus. Or just use
my trainer. Names Jack LaLanne. Hes getting up there in years, but hell give
you wash-rock abs in no time.
Its not much, but I am granting you deed to the Smite Shack. What it lacks in
roominess it makes up for in charm, if you equate charm with mutton musk.
While such a small abode would normally be quite easy to maintain, your fre-
quent travels and associated eeings might lead to some unsightly buildup. Yes,
of the goat variety. Not to worry. Simply invite a few prophets of Baal over for
some unleavened scones and wait for G-d to rain down his vengeful re upon
them. He consumes the prophets and the grime, but leaves the scones lightly
toasted. He is G-d of the gaps and the snacks. Selah.
From time to time you will nd it necessary to smite someone. Be they false
prophet, wicked royalty or unscrupulous beard trimmer, some people require
a full face-shot of fury from the Lord. But do not trample out those grapes of
wrath on your own, Elisha. Nay. You must petition G-d to render His judgment
upon the wicked, the immoral and the lazy with a razor. Just be sure you re-
quest a proper smiting. Petitions to have someone besmitten will eventually
lead to your appearing on Tishbe COPS with a crying Jezebel while sporting
a stained under-mantle. Not cool.
Finally, I bring up the subject of whirlwinds. G-d has revealed to me that, in-
stead of passing away peacefully while reading Strongs Annotated Papyri or
choking on a pastrami and rye from Katzs New Canaan Deli, I am to be taken
up to heaven in a whirlwind. How this is a good thing is beyond my mortal
comprehension, but I assure you I will be doubly undergirded on that day, my
friend. As for you, I advise that you stand well back, dont cross the streams
and make sure to catch a double portion of whatever comes your way. Assum-
ing the double undergirding held strong.
Your mentor and friend,
Elijah
P.S. People will undoubtedly confuse our names for millennia to come. I sug-
gest changing yours to something snappy. Like Frodo.
Jason Fox declares this 60th IC to be in his top 100 favorite ICs of all time.
Of all time!
Jason writes from Omaha, Nebraska, or wherever coffee and wi exist.
Fashion personality Tim Gunn
told Time magazine that the
Croc looks like a plastic hoof.
Chatteryou CAN take it with you. Send us
your Chatter photos on location, and you may
see yourself in an upcoming issue. Email us
at chatter@irvingbible.org.
Chatter hopped in the wayback machine
for November 2012. There he joined Shelby
Antoline as she made her rst blue water dive
in Cozumel, Mexico.