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Humor Connor Toole Mar 20, 2014 - 4:11pm Like Us On Facebook Morning wood is a phenomenon that half the population has to deal with on an almost daily basis, but one which gets little to no attention outside of males inner monologues. Im sure theres some long winded scientific explanation for why one part of the body is alert before the rest of it manages to catch up, but knowing why it happens doesnt make dealing with it any easier. While most normal people go to the bathroom in the morning, morning wood can make that task almost impossible. Bens Tips put together a handy chart detailing a number of ways that a guy can deal with this predicament. From employing a blow dryer to constructing a couple of inter-dimensional portals, youll be sure to find something that works for you. If not, I recommend The Spray and Pray: point down, close your eyes, and hope for the best.
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Connor Toole Connor Toole is the Senior Humor Writer for Elite Daily, begrudgingly living in New York City and burdened with the daunting task of entertaining the discerning masses online (where he assumes everything is fake by default). He grew up in Connecticut (not the rich part) and graduated from Boston College, where he spent most of his time writing things on the Internet while majoring in a topic he didn't realize he hated until he earned the necessary credits. Standing at 6' 10", he is required by Giant Law to utter "Fee-fi- fo-fum" whenever someone asks him to. His interests include Mark Ruffalo. Feel free to contact him at ctoole@elitedaily.com as long as you aren't annoying. Original Videos The Leftovers If It Revolved Around Roommates Stealing Each Others Chinese Food HBOs newest hit Sunday night show, The Leftovers, is wrapping up its first season next Sunday. The drama series, created by Damon Lindelof... More In Humor
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