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NEW

SATURDAY

Doctor Who

23 August, 7.50pm BBC1 Sci-

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Revealed!
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The new Doctor (played by Peter Capaldi)


and Clara arrive in Victorian London, where
a dinosaur is on the loose and people are
spontaneously combusting. Can the pair
foil the evil plans of a mysterious race of
robotic creatures that have rebuilt
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themselves using human parts?

THURSDAY

SATURDAY

Who Do
You Think
You Are?

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Natures Miracle Orphans

Real life

London calling
The Doctor and
Clara return

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28 August, 9.00pm
BBC1 Factual
Mystery Brendan.
Below: The comic in
Mrs Browns Boys

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Insomnia

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Listings

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Fun!

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Best known for dressing


up as Irelands favourite
mammy in popular BBC1
sitcom Mrs Browns
Boys, Brendan OCarroll
can be seen
embarking on a
deeply personal
and distressing
journey this week
as he tries to
solve a murder
mystery in his
familys
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past.

Leaving? Zoe (left) with


Connie. Inset: Max

Casualty
23 Aug, 9.10pm BBC1 Drama
Zoes under pressure from clinical lead
Connie to take an extended holiday in this
weeks Casualty. Disillusioned with both her
work and turning 40, and seeing no future
for her romance with porter Max, it looks
like the restless doctor may decide
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to quit Holby ED altogether

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FRIDAY

SUNDAY

Big School

Natures
Miracle
Orphans

29 August, 9.30pm
BBC1 Comedy
David Walliams is back with
a new series of his
school-based sitcom.
Deputy Science Head
Mr Church (Walliams) is
still hopelessly in love
with French tutor Miss
Postern (Catherine Tate),
who is given food for
thought this week when
a successful childrens
author (played by
comedian Morgana
Robinson) arrives to
give pupils some
careers advice. P15

NEW

24 Aug, 7.00pm BBC1 Nature

NEW

Class conscious
Miss Postern
and Mr Church

FRIDAY

Marstons Brewery:
One Ale of a Job!

NEW

29 Aug, 8.00pm
Channel 5 Factual

Comedian Al Murray, aka The


Pub Landlord, narrates this
three-part series about the
Thirsty
people behind Marstons,
work Al
one of the countrys
oldest breweries. With
the number of pubs
dwindling, competition
is erce among UK
breweries, and the
series meets some of
the hop pickers, bottlers
and pub staff who are
helping to make Marstons
the fastest-growing
brewery in the UK.

Ellie Harrison and Max Hug Williams follow a group


of orphaned baby animals as they are released
back into the wild in this two-part programme.
Wildlife cameraman Max travels to Costa Rica to
meet a three-toed sloth battling a life-threatening
illness, while Ellie visits conservationists in
Australia, where she is touched by the plight of
Stacey the wombat, who has to be
taken for walks outside in the garden! P23

WEDNESDAY

Hotel India

NEW

27 Aug, 8.00pm BBC2 Factual

A new documentary series goes


behind-the-scenes at one of the
worlds most luxurious hotels, The
Taj Mahal Palace in Mumbai, where
rooms can cost a whopping 9,000
a night. The 1,500 staff members
work around the clock to make
sure everything is perfect for their
guests, who, in the past have
included VIPs like Barack Obama.

MONDAY

New Tricks

Looking for a lead


Dan (centre) with
Hugh and Monika

25 August, 9.00pm
(Scot, 10.30pm) BBC1 Drama

Dan is feeling low now his


daughter, Holly, has gone to
university, so the UCOS team
treat him to a fun day out! Once
its over, however, they have to
solve the murder of junior doctor
Lydia Dryden, who was
strangled in 2010.
Can Lydias parents,
surgeons Hugh and
Monika Dryden
shed any new
light on the
unusual
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case?
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The Taj
Mahal
Palace

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Stammer
School
28 August, 9.00pm
C4 Factual

A group of people with a


severe stammer enrol on a
course to help them deal
with their speech problems.
The programme features
Educating Yorkshires
Musharaf Asghar, aka
Mushy, whose own
stammer has improved
remarkably over the
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past 12 months.

NEW

Inspiration Mushy with


teacher Mr Burton from
Educating Yorkshire

Babe in arms
Kim with Neil and
her new arrival
Making furry
friends
Max and Ellie

TUESDAY

The 66th Annual NEW


Primetime Emmy
Awards
26 August, 8.30pm
Sky Living Entertainment

Game of Thrones leads the way at this years Emmy


TV Awards with 19 nominations, but the hit fantasy
series faces stiff competition from British dramas
such as Downton Abbey, Sherlock and Luther, which
are all in the running for a gong. Sky Living will show
highlights of the prestigious event, which takes
place in Los Angeles on 25 August. This years host
is the American actor and comedian Seth Meyers.
Best of British
Sherlock

TUESDAY

In the Club

26 August, 9.00pm BBC1 Drama

Trying to ght their feelings for each


other, Kim and Neil are desperate to
make sure Kims same-sex partner,
Susie, doesnt nd out theyve been

seeing each other behind her back. But


as Kim gives birth this week, and bonds
with Neil over the baby, is Susie
about to uncover their secret? P16

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Pointless
Celebrities

23 August,
5.40pm BBC1
Entertainment

Theres a pop music theme to this weeks


show as pairs of singers and musicians battle
each other to get the most pointless answers.
Blues Antony Costa and Fives Scott Robinson
face 1980s stars Carol Decker (TPau), Limahl
(Kajagoogoo), Mark King (Level 42) and Toyah
Willcox, plus 1970s chart-toppers Dave Hill
(Slade) and Dave Bartram (Showaddywaddy).

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Pop quiz
Mark King and
Toyah Willcox

The home of great TV, Sky kicks off a week of


entertainment with 50 Ways to Kill Your Mammy
and viewers favourite A League of Their Own

50 Ways to
Kill Your Mammy
NEW

Bounty hunters
Nancy and Baz
get ready to
catch bad guys!

MONDAY 25 August, 9.00pm


Sky 1 Entertainment
Daredevil Irish presenter Baz
Ashmawy takes his 71-year-old
Mammy, Nancy, on an adventure
shell never forget! Its the ultimate
mother/son bonding experience, but
just what is on this extreme bucket
list? All is revealed in the six-part
series 50 Ways to Kill Your Mammy,

NEW

which starts this week. First its off


to Las Vegas, where Nancy must
master using a Taser so she can join
real-life bounty hunters to catch a
criminal. Nancys persuaded to re
her Taser but who has she hit?
Then its on to Hollywood, where
she celebrates her 71st birthday
but is being thrown out of a plane
the surprise she was after?

A League of Their Own


Caught on
the hop
A red-eyed
tree frog

NEW

THURSDAY

Natural World
28 August, 9.00pm BBC2 Nature
In this one-off documentary entitled
Attenboroughs Fabulous Frogs, Sir David
Attenborough delves into the fascinating world
of the amphibians, from their courtship
techniques and mating calls, to their brilliant
camouage and amazing jumping abilities.
Sir David also takes a close look at the fossil
of the Devil Frog, which existed 65 million
years ago and is believed to have been
capable of eating hatchling dinosaurs!
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Top scorers
James (centre) with
(from left) Freddie,
Frank, Jack, Kevin,
Judy and Jamie

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FRIDAY
29 August, 9.00pm
Sky 1 Entertainment
The Bafta awardwinning sports and
comedy show, A
League of Their Own,
is back for its eighth
series. Presented
by James Corden,
regular panellists
Jamie Redknapp,
Freddie Flintoff and
Jack Whitehall are
joined this week
by Jamies football
superstar cousin
Frank Lampard,
comedian Kevin
Bridges and tennis
ace Andy Murrays
mum, Judy, for sportthemed mayhem!

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6 PAGES of all the weeks hottest plots

What a week for...


Ian

EASTENDERS

A visit from
Cindy Jnr ends
in drama as she
goes into labour!
What will he do?

Monday

MUISSTO-DSEEE

High anxiety
Tyrone falls
victim to
shoddy work

p9

EP

25 August

Peter
CORONATION
STREET
The boozy
jailbird collapses
after downing
Jims drink stash
p8

Ross

EMMERDALE

Will the bad lad


cause trouble at
Donnas funeral?
And who will
comfort him?
p11

Theresa
HOLLYOAKS

She clashes with


copper Sonny
when he tries to
stop her daughter
visiting the prison!

Will Jason get the


blame as Tyrone ghts
for his life after a terrible fall?

p8

Brad

NEIGHBOURS

Hes shocked
when Terese
pressures Matt
to arrest Paige
for vandalism!

been ducking and


diving for most of his
life. So, shadiness
will always be
following him.
Jason makes a
start on the job at
Tyrones house and
later, when Tyrone
climbs up to inspect
his builder buddys
handiwork, hes unaware
hes stepping on to a death
trap and suddenly falls
through the shoddy ooring!
After being discovered
Hospital dash
trapped under a heap of debris,
Tyrone is rushed to hospital
Jason is unaware Tony and
where his worried girlfriend,
his brother Todd have bought
Fiz, and her brother, Chesney,
cut-price materials to use
wait anxiously at his bedside.
for Tyrones loft conversion.
Meanwhile, as Jason
Tonys a little bit cowboy-ish,
investigates what went wrong,
says Terence Maynard, who
Tony and Todd desperately
plays him. This is the only way
he knows how to operate. Hes try to cover their tracks!

Roo

HOME AND AWAY

Alf fears the


worst when his
daughter lies in
hospital after her
shock collapse
p8

Heston
DOCTORS
He worries
when a brain
specialist sends
him for tests for
possible dementia.
p8

Words: Simon Timblick Photos: BBC, Channel 5, ITV, Lime Pictures

p8

ason had little contact


with his dodgy dad Tony
for over a decade. But, now
Tonys back and in Weathereld,
father and son nally seem to
have settled their family feud
and are working together in
Jasons building company.
Jasons business and his
relationship with Tony are
thrown in jeopardy this week,
however, when a building
project goes horribly wrong
and neighbour Tyrone is left
ghting for his life

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Feeling guilty
From left: Todd,
Jason and Tony

Tony tries to shush the whole


thing up, Terence continues.
Tyrones in a bad way and
needs compensation but
Tony wants to protect Jasons
business. They could all get
in a lot of trouble for this.
Will Jason discover his own
dad and brother are behind his
and Tyrones awful downfall?
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Jim nds Peter
(inset), but is
he too late?

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Dont die, Roo!

fter Roo is found unconscious


by Maddy, shes rushed to the
hospital but baffled Nate cant
tell Roos worried dad, Alf, exactly
whats wrong. Keeping a vigil at her
bedside, Alf begs Roo to survive
hes not ready to say goodbye.
But is his worst fear about to
come true? As Roo appears
to wake, her body goes into
spasm! Will she live? Q
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Fatal
booze
binge?

Paige is arrested!
ow Paiges true identity has nally
been revealed, Lauren and Brad are
hoping to spend some quality time with
their long-lost daughter. But theres
new trouble brewing between the Willis
and Turner families. Brads wife, Terese,
discovers that it was Paige who trashed
Harolds, and she asks Laurens copper
husband, Matt, to arrest Paige! When
Paige confesses, hotel boss Terese
wants her punished. But how will
Lauren and Brad react to Matt and
Terese trying to get Paige jailed? Q
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In big trouble Paige


faces Tereses wrath

Peter is critical after a drinking spree...


eters prison misery starts
to spiral towards disaster
when his dependence
on booze leads him towards
a potentially fatal situation.
Having been taken under
the wing of fellow inmate and
contraband smuggler Jim
McDonald, Peter thinks hes
got a steady alcohol supply
to support his drinking habit.
Things go wrong, however,
when conniving Jim presents
Peter with an ultimatum He
tells Peter hell only supply
him with more booze if he
can convince his mate Steve
who also happens to be
Jims son to visit his dad,
along with Steves mum, Liz.

Prison visit Liz


rejects Jim again
8

Scared Will Alf


lose Roo (inset)?

Jim sees the deal as a means


to an end, explains Charlie
Lawson, who plays Jim. If Peter
wants the booze and is willing
to trade, Jim will supply it
whatever the situation.

Dilemma
Peter is desperate for his next
x, so he reluctantly agrees. But
when Jim gets a visit from Liz
without Steve, his relationship
with Peter falls to pieces.
After a frustrated Jim who
Liz has rejected once more
refuses to give Peter more
booze, Peter searches for and
nds Jims secret stash of
alcohol then drinks the lot.
It proves one binge too many
and leaves Peter unconscious
on the oor, where hes later
discovered by a horried Jim.
This could cause huge
problems for Jim, says
Charlie. Will he risk trouble
by alerting the prison guards
and getting Peter to hospital
in time, or are troubled
Peters days numbered? Q
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Theresas back!

hile Theresa
McQueen remains
in prison, awaiting trial
for the murder of Calvin
Valentine, village copper
Sonny has vowed the
woman who shot his big
brother will never walk
free. When Sonny visits
Vendetta Sonny
Theresa, however, and
vists Theresa in jail
sabotages her attempt to
see her little girl, Kathleen-Angel, Theresa makes a mystery call
for help. But who to? Meanwhile, Nancy and Darrens wedding
day arrives but a shock attack on Nancy threatens to ruin their
happiness. Will Nancy identify her attacker to the police?
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Haunted by worry

Test fears Is Heston


losing his mind?

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till attempting to get to the bottom


of the strange recent occurrences,
stressed-out Heston agrees to undergo
a series of neurological tests, terried that
the spooky happenings at home have
all been in his mind. But the doctor begins
to worry even more when the hospital
specialist announces that he wants to
send him for further tests and investigate
the frightening possibility of dementia.
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Help! Im
having my
baby!
What will Ian do
when pregnant
Cindy returns
and goes into
labour?

Thursday

SEE
MUISSTO-D
E
EP

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28 August

Call the midwife Will


Ian panic when Cindy
puts him on the spot?
ecause shes the daughter
of his scheming dead
wife, Cindy, Ian Beale and
teenager Cindy Jr have always
had an uneasy relationship.
Theyve barely spoken since
angry Ian sent Cindy now
pregnant by local schoolboy
TJ back to Devon to live with
her aunt Gina in the aftermath
of Lucys murder at Easter.
Although Cindy returned
for her half-sisters funeral,
shes still furious over the way
Ian threw her out of his house
after she exposed Lucys

Distracted Ians got


Rainie on his mind

drugs habit, and Ian accused


Cindy of tarnishing her memory.
Ians in for a big shock this
week, however, when the troubled
teenager turns up on his doorstep,
huffing and puffing and about to
give birth to her baby!

Emotional turmoil
At rst, however, brooding Ians
oblivious to the unfolding drama,
too busy worrying about the dirty
little secret that could wreck his
engagement to Denise!
Ians poor ance is still
unaware of his one-night stand

Tell the truth!


M

ick is still in partner


Lindas bad books after
getting arrested recently on
suspicion of kerb crawling!
Having appeared in court,
and with Micks reputation as
a family man in ruins, Linda
thinks its time everyone knew
the truth that kind-hearted
Mick really took the rap to
cover up Ians dirty dealings
with sex worker Rainie.

But, not wanting to kick


a man when hes down, Mick
has so far protected Ian,
whos still utterly broken after
the death of his daughter.

Ultimatum
The situation is getting to
Linda, however, and Mick
begins to realise that he
needs to put his own family
rst. He tells a relieved Linda

with sex worker, Rainie, on the


night of Lucys murder. Neighbour
Mick is covering for him, but the
clock is ticking for Ian to confess.
Distracted Ian is in all sorts of
emotional turmoil, but when hes
left alone with Cindy at home, he
nally realises shes in labour.
Will the stressed-out dad get
the terried teenager to a hospital
in time? Or will he, once again,
turn his back on the girl hes never
really accepted as family? Q
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Linda pushes Mick


to expose Ian for
their familys sake

that hes going to present Ian


with an ultimatum either Ian
tells the truth, or Mick will!
When Rainie storms into
The Vic, demanding cash
from the Carters to keep quiet
about what happened, furious
Mick has had enough.
Could this be the push Mick
needs to carry out his threat
or will the truth be revealed
by someone else? Q

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Enoughs enough
Linda begs Mick
to clear his name
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EP

29 August

Debbie and
Ross kiss!

Getting steamy
Ross and Debbie

Will Debbie betray Pete with his bad-boy brother?

Words: Simon Timblick Photos: ITV

ith the day of Donnas


funeral approaching,
Ross is still reeling,
unable to believe the
woman he loved is dead.
This is probably the
worst thing that has
ever happened to Ross,
says Michael Parr, who
plays him. Hes starting
to lose control and
is a bit of a loose
cannon.
Meanwhile,
Donnas
Heartache
ex-husband,
ahead..? Pete

Marlon, is convinced bad-boy


Ross played a part in luring
village copper Donna into the
criminal underworld.
This week, its made clear
to Ross that he will not
be welcome at Donnas
funeral. But he insists hell
be there, warning Marlons
mate, Paddy, he may
accidentally tell
Laurel about the
kiss Marlon and
Donna shared
shortly before
she died!

On Thursday, the day of the


funeral, Cain tries to ensure
Ross doesnt show up at the
church by locking him in the
village garage! Ross, however,
Chemistry
nds an axe and escapes
The pair have always enjoyed
Then, at the church, a ght
a special bond, even though
breaks out between Ross and
Debbie eventually chose Pete Marlon Will Ross come clean
her current boyfriend over about Marlons secret kiss?
Ross after the brothers battled
The next day, Debbie nds
for her affections.
Ross packing his bags and,
Debbie is the only one Ross as he pours out his heart to
can really turn to, reveals
her, the pair kiss! Will Debbie
Michael. Obviously, theres
betray Pete to help Ross
a bit of history there, too.
through his darkest days?

Fearing Ross will cause a


scene at the funeral, Debbie
attempts to talk the moody
mechanic out of going.

Couple in crisis!
Is Marlon and Laurels relationship doomed?
espite his grief over Donnas
death, Marlon suggests to Laurel
that they go ahead with their wedding
as it may distract his daughter, April,
who cant get over losing her mum.
But when Laurel reads the eulogy
Marlon has prepared for his ex-wifes
funeral, she fears she cant compete
with his memories of Donna. Little
does Laurel realise that her ancs

Doubts
Laurel reads
Marlons eulogy

turmoil is largely down to the kiss he


and Donna shared before she died.
How will Laurel react if she nds out?
Marlon loves Laurel and wants to
marry her, says Mark Charnock, who
plays him. But he hasnt handled
things well. The kiss wasnt an act of
disloyalty but he knows it could be
misunderstood if the truth emerges.
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THURSDAY: Labour
pains Ian helps Cindy

Mon
25 Aug

Tues
26 Aug

Lindas still upset that Micks lying


for Ian over the kerb-crawling incident,
so when her family fail to lift her spirits,
Mick says hell give Ian an ultimatum.
As Patrick returns from hospital,
Ian and Denise realise caring for him
wont be easy. While Tosh is having
reservations about her baby plans.
Mick tells Ian that if he doesnt tell
Denise the truth, hell do it for him.
But with Rainie back on the scene,
will she get to Ians ance rst?
After realising Lolas not on his
wavelength, Peter turns to Lauren.
He kisses her and admits he loves
her, but does she feel the same?

Words: Michael Darling, Simon Timblick Photos: BBC, Channel 5, ITV, Lime Pictures

MUST-SEE

Thurs
28 Aug

Fri
29 Aug
and
NEXT
WEEK
12

FRI: Apologetic
Lindas confused
about Micks motives

When a pregnant Cindy turns up


in the Square, Ians not interested
and turns her away, unaware that
the teenager has gone into labour!
With Nancy upset that her dad lied
to protect Ian, Mick tries to make
amends, but it seems he has a long
way to go to put things right again.

MUST-SEE

FRIDAY: Emotional Ross


seeks comfort from Debbie

As Tyrone checks the work Jason

Fearing Aprils been kidnapped by

has done on his loft conversion, he


falls through the oor and lays
unconscious under a pile of debris!
When Max ruins Lilys birthday
party, Kylie cant shake the feeling
shes to blame for his behaviour Will
she nally get a proper diagnosis?

one of Garys dodgy contacts, Marlon


decides hell have to tell the police
about Donnas criminal activities
Chas fears for Aaron as the police
search for him. Will the plan to throw
them off the scent work? Meanwhile,
things hot up for Vanessa and Kirin

WEDNESDAY: Young love


Katy grows closer to Luke

Wed
27 Aug

MONDAY: Injured and alone


Tyrone is badly hurt at home

With Tyrone unable to work for six


weeks, builder Jason offers to help
out by claiming on his insurance.
Will Todd and Tony now come clean?
Luke and Katy struggle to hide their
feelings for each other. Steve visits
Peter in prison and discovers its just
a ruse to get him and Liz to see Jim.

FRI: Death sentence? Jim


nds unconscious Peter

The cops spot Aaron, so Edna gives


him a place to hide. But why is the
woman who initially shopped him in
the rst place now protecting him?
Paddy worries when Ross says he
knows about Marlon and Donnas
kiss. While its clear Dan and Kerry
miss each other, but will they reunite?
Aaron decides its time to hand

himself in to the police. But can Adam


stand by and let his best mate take
the rap for a crime he didnt commit?
In The Woolpack, a grief-stricken
Ross is nursing a bottle of whisky and
glowering at Marlon will he reveal
all about the chefs kiss with Donna?
Its the day of Donnas funeral and
Debbies worried Ross will kick off,
so Cain locks him in the garage. But
its not long before he escapes
At the church, Marlon gets into
a scuffle. His grief for Donna gives
Laurel pause for thought. Meanwhile,
Adam make an announcement

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Lindas still struggling with the fact


that Mick put Ian before his family,
so she storms out of The Vic. While
Denise makes a shocking discovery
Lolas thrilled when Dean gives her
a permanent position at Blades, but
things then take a turn for the worse
when Peter breaks up with her

in jail, Peter raids his stash and drinks


the lot. Later, Jim nds Peter barely
conscious. Has he drunk his last?
Jasons angry when he cant claim
on the insurance because Tony and
Todd bought sub-standard materials.
So, he tells the pair theyre sacked!

about to leave the village, he breaks


down and, caught in the moment,
kisses her. How will she respond?
Kerry has some explaining to do
when Bernice nds her sleeping bag
in the salon and Laurel worries when
she realises Marlon has spun her a lie.

Its all-change for Bianca, as she


makes a huge decision about her
future in Albert Square. Staceys
appeal hearing gets underway.

Carlas speechless when critically


ill Peter makes a shock confession
Fiz rejects Tonys compensation offer
and demands that he increases it.

As Andy plans to propose to Katie,


he hears from his brother, Robert!
Megan nds out about Charitys
abortion and tells Declan about it

When Jim refuses to give him booze

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Sonny visits Theresa

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MONDAY: Feeling elevated
Josh and Naomi get passionate

Sonny lies that Theresa

Chris is still in shock about

has cancelled a prison visit,


but later goes to see her by
himself. What does she want?
Finns ex, Amber, turns
up with their daughter.
Sienna lies to prevent Dodger
leaving with Maxine

Lucy asking him to father her


child, but after some advice,
hes warming to the idea
Karl nds being outed as
the writer of erotic ction is
good and bad! Naomi and
Josh get steamy in a lift!

Finn and Amber ask Diane

for money so they can get a


place of their own. Will Diane
hand over what they need?
Nicos outraged to discover
Siennas lie. Meanwhile, Rick
promises to stay away from
Nancy, but will he stand by it?
As Finn tries to stop Amber
leaving, Nancy unwittingly
puts herself in danger when
she helps Amber escape
Maxine is upset when she
nds a red rose left for her
with a message which seems
to have been written in blood!
Robbies on a mission to

see that justice is served


after Nancys attack, and Ste
meets a face from the past

THURSDAY: Accusing
Robbie suspects Finn
Despite her ordeal, Nancy

tells Darren that the wedding


is still on, but the bride then
makes a terrible discovery
Finn is arrested has

the truth about him being


a rapist nally come to
light? Nana collapses

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As Paige begins to bond

with her family, mum Lauren


is horried when Matt arrests
her for trashing Harolds!

FRIDAY: Playing it cool Paul


and Sheila are stuck together

Evelyn and Josh kiss

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After collapsing, Roo is


taken to hospital where
shes hooked up to machines.
Whats wrong with her?
Hannah and Andy agree
to be more open from now
on. While Ricky tells Brax she
wants to try again for a baby.

As Roo lies unconscious

in hospital, Nate runs some


tests and is mystied by
whats wrong with her
With Brax refusing to try
for a baby, Ricky wants some
space. While Josh and Evelyn
share an intense kiss
After sharing another
passionate kiss, Josh decides
to end things with Maddy.
But will he go through with it?

When Karl insists on looking


at Georgias sore throat, she
frets when he nds something
that needs to be investigated.
Kyle nds out accidentally
that Georgia needs a biopsy,
and demands to know whats
going on. Will she tell him?
After having a fantasy
inspired by Karls saucy
ction, Sheila then gets stuck
in the cool room with Paul!

Matt cant bring himself


to tell Sasha that his job at
Angelos has fallen through.
Can he change Kyles mind?

Trapped in the pubs cool

Roo is still unconscious in

room, Paul and Sheila are in


for a long, cold night together
with surprising results!
As Josh hopes for a repeat
performance with Naomi,
Brads spirits are lifted when
he receives a phone call

hospital as the cause of her


illness remains unknown.
Then her condition worsens
Now Hannah and Andy
have gone public with their
relationship, Zac says hes
ne with it but is he really?

Brad spends his birthday


with Lauren and Paige.
Susans nephew visits and
gets very irty with Chris.

Alf makes a discovery that

MONDAY: In the open


Hannah and Andy

leads Nate to solve Roos


mystery illness. Chris and
Spencer make a shock nd

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of Wentworth Prison,
the revamped version
of Aussie prison
drama, Prisoner Cell
Block H. Season
two is returning to
Channel 5 soon, with
ex-Neighbours stars
Katrina Milosevic (pictured)
and Ally Fowler (original
Ramsay Street resident, Zoe)
both returning as infamous
inmates, Boomer and Simmo.

Axle makes his way


to Hollywood!
Home and Away star
Axle Whitehead, who
played Biancas ex,
Liam, in the soap, is
joining the cast of
the US version of
Shameless. Hell play
a possible love interest
for regular character Fiona
Gallager in season ve
of the drama, which is shown
on More4 in the UK.

A family affair!

Ex-EastEnders star,
Charlie Brooks, and her
daughter Kiki, will star
together in series three
of the CBBC drama,
The Dumping Ground.
Charlie plays a mum
looking to foster
a child and meets
young Maude
(played by Kiki).
The new series
will be shown
next year.

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WA4T-10CAuHguIstNG
Brilliant Bake Off!
The Great British
Bake Off got off to
a ne start in its
new BBC1 slot on
Wednesday night.
It attracted 7.2m
viewers, almost
2m more people
Tempting treat
than last years
opener on BBC2! Bake Off
The show beat All Star Mr & Mrs
(3.1m) in the same slot on ITV.

Farewell
Dora Bryan
1923-2014
Best known for

Dora was best


known to modern
audiences as Roz
Utterthwaite in
BBC1 comedy
Last of the
Summer Wine.
She also had
a recurring role
in Absolutely
Fabulous as Dolly.

Other famous achievements

Dora appeared in many lms and


won a Best Actress Bafta for her
role in 1961s A Taste of Honey.
She also starred in TV comedy
series Happily Ever After (1960s)
and Both Ends Meet (1970s).

Family life

Doras husband, Lancashire


county cricketer Bill Lawton, died
from Alzheimers in 2008. Dora
died in Hove on 23 July at the
age of 91, with her sons, Daniel
and William, at her bedside.

Lessons in laughter From left: Catherine, David


and

NEW

Back to
school!
Q
A

Can you reveal some of the


storylines we can expect in
the second series of Big School?
Theres a big revelation
about Mr Gunn, played by
Philip Glenister, which
changes him from this sexist,
bullish PE teacher into a more
sensitive soul. Philip is such a
brilliant, dramatic actor; when
you have great actors, you
can throw them things and
theyll bring them to life.

Q
A

Whats in store for some of


the other members of staff?
In the rst series, Mr
Barber [Steve Speirs], the
geography teacher, was on
the edge of a breakdown.
Now hes had one and been
demoted to caretaker! He
wants to get back into
teaching, but will the school
give him the opportunity?

Philip

As David Walliams
returns with a
new series of his
comedy, he tells
us whats in store
for everyone at
Greybridge School

BIG SCHOOL

becomes impossible. Thats


how Mr Church views his

Friday, 9.30pm BBC1 Comedy dealings with the opposite

The will they, wont they?


relationship between
your character, Mr Church,
and Catherine Tates Miss
Postern continues. Do you
enjoy working with Catherine?
Absolutely. Catherine is a
comic genius. She makes
everything real and, in a
sitcom, thats a challenge.
Shes created a very original
character with Miss Postern.

Q
A

So is Mr Church still pretty


hopeless in love?
Denitely. Life has passed
him by. When Miss Postern
arrives, she awakens all these
feelings hes ignored for so
long. If you dont get on with
it, suddenly youre in your 30s
and starting certain things

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sex. It would be like me


starting to surf now: Im 42,
you know what? Im not going
to bother with that now.

Words: Paula Lockey, Sean Marland, James Rampton Photos: BBC

Taking a tumble!
The celebrity
gymnastics show
Tumble had a
disappointing
launch on Saturday
evening as just
3.2m viewers saw
ex-EastEnders star
John Partridge
Acrobatics
wow the judges.
John Partridge
At the same time
on ITV, a repeat of The Guide to
Youve Been Framed drew 1.9m.

Guest stars this series


include Morgana Robinson
(House of Fools), Some Mothers
Do Ave Ems Michele Dotrice
and Jack Carroll the young
comedian from Britains Got
Talent. He plays pupil, Dean
what happens to him?
Dean is involved in a
plotline about bullying.
I loved Jack on Britains Got
Talent and now I feel a certain
responsibility towards him.
Hes at that awkward age, 15,
but it suits him. Hes a very
special talent and hell have
a massive career. Q

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The consultant
bids farewell to
Holby General
and to her young
lover Max

Zoe
QUITS!

Words: Jenny Cockle, Sean Marland, Elaine Reilly, Victoria Wilson Photos: BBC, C4, Rex

Rallying round
Sasha tries to
lift Dans spirits

Desperate
Dan!
Can his colleagues
help the withdrawn
and lost detective?

NEW TRICKS
Mon, 9.00pm (Scot, 10.30pm) BBC1 Drama
etired DCI Dan Griffin
is suffering a serious
case of empty nest
syndrome this week.
Single dad Dan has been
caring for his disabled
daughter, Holly, for
years, but now the feisty,
independent teenager has
left home for university,
Dan feels lost without her!
Dans nding it really
difficult to let Holly go,
says Nicholas Lyndhurst,
who plays him. Hes not
very socially adept. Hes
quite a loner at work and
now hes nding it hard
to spend time alone in his
home life. Dan feels lost.

Dans mood hasnt gone


unnoticed by his UCOS
colleagues, DCI Sasha
Miller, ex-DI Steve
McAndrew and ex-DS
Gerry Standing. They band
together and organise a
number of nights out for
their antisocial co-worker
to try to cheer him up, but
little do they know theres
more to Dans situation
than meets the eye

Secret dad

Mysterious

Hollys mum is in a secure


mental health hospital, yet
Dan never speaks about
her. Could she be at the
root of his depression?
Nicholas, 53, who
Moving on played Rodney in Only
Dan and Holly Fools and Horses, is
pleased to be part of
the cop drama, which
has run for 11 years and
looks set to continue.
New Tricks has a
human understanding
to whittle out, he says.
Yes, its a cop show,
but theres also a very
strong human element
to it, which gives it a
nice quality.

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hey say 40 is the new


CASUALTY
30 and Holby Generals
Saturday, 9.10pm BBC1 Drama
ED consultant Zoe Hanna is
determined to continue her
turns 40, it all catches up with
hedonistic lifestyle, despite
her and shes forced to recognise
turning 40 this week.
shes in big trouble.
Zoe, whos secretly dating
Zoe begins her birthday with
young hospital porter Max,
a medical check-up and her
has been under immense
doctor is alarmed by her
stress for months but remains in
unhealthy lifestyle. Then, when
denial. However, her
she turns up late for work,
surly attitude at
clinical lead Connie,
work has been
suggests she take an
raising eyebrows
extended holiday.
Zoes doctor
from colleagues
tells her she
and friends.
smokes and
Zoe is at a
drinks too much;
crossroads in her
boss Connie
life but doesnt
wants her to take
realise it, says
an extended
Sunetra Sarker,
Letter of resignation break and even
who plays her.
Boss Connie is shocked the resident
On the day she

IN THE CLUB

Tues, 9.00pm BBC1 Drama

The truth is out


Rosie (left)
tells Kim all

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ince having baby


Dinah, Rosie, 15, has
kept the fathers
identity under wraps
until now! Rosie, Dinah
and her friend Kim are
all living with Neil the
father of Kims unborn
child after Rosies dad
was hospitalised, and
Kim left partner Susie.
This week, poor Rosie
freaks out when she
thinks shes killed Dinah!
Rosie lost her mum
and is scared of whatll be
taken from her next, says
former Emmerdale star

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10.35pm) BBC1
Tues, 8.00pm (Scot,

tramp, Molly, tells Zoe she needs


to assess her life! says Sunetra.
Zoes exhausted and
everythings pointing her in
the direction of the door.
Shes just about mature enough
to read the signs and realise its
time for her to leave!

Midlife crisis?
Taking all this on board,
Zoe makes the huge decision
to quit her job and hands in her
notice to Connie. But, before
she leaves, Zoe still has to
break the news to smitten
boyfriend Max that shes
quitting Holby that night! Is Zoe
having a midlife crisis? And will
she regret her drastic decision,
or look to the future?

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revealed!

HAS ZOSIA
GONE TOO FAR?
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JOHN LAYS DOWN THE LAW


P

olling day
is here
Sunday, 9.00pm BBC1
but John and
Grace are
disagreeing on everything,
including politics. Grace
is inuenced by Bills leftwing views, but John has
no time for any hardship
outside his own farm. So,
to regain some control over
his wife, John forbids her
from voting! But will Grace
obey? Meanwhile, Bert
turns to Eyre for help over
his feelings for Martha and
Phoebe. Eyre encourages
him to win back Phoebe
but what Bert doesnt know
Clash Is this the end
is that Eyre and Martha are
for John and Grace?
in the middle of an affair!

The identity of baby Dinahs


father nally comes out

suggests Dinahs father


Hannah Midgley, who
could support her,
plays her. She doesnt
Rosie refuses to discuss
want to lose her baby.
it. However, when it
Its a false alarm,
seems Kims about to
but theres more
tell Susie shes secretly
heartache to come
been seeing Neil, Rosie
when Rosie visits her
covers by blurting out
dad. When he cant
who Dinahs dad is! And
remember his wife
theyre all left
is dead, due to
speechless
his brain
Rosie was
injury, Rosie
timid at rst,
breaks
says Hannah.
down and
But since
doesnt tell
Dinah, shes
him hes a
Hannah as Victoria
grown in
grandad.
Sugden in Emmerdale
When Kim
condence. Q
with Kelvin Fletcher

ince her recent drug


collapse, Arthurs been
closely watching Zosia.
Hes caring for Clive
Lloyd, a former patient of
Guy Self, whos dying of
oesophageal cancer. But
when Zosia hears hes a
VIP, she takes over and
decides to let Clive spend
his nal days however
he wants making risky
decisions such as reducing
his meds to make him
less drowsy! Later, Zosia
introduces her date for the
hospitals charity gala
Clive! Is Zosias behaviour
spiralling out of control?

RIOTS AT THE MILL!


T

Arrested Daniel Bate

ensions at Quarry
Bank nally come
to a head in this
weeks nale, as the
desperate workers
form a picket line
outside the mill in a
last-ditch attempt to
force owner William
Greg to reverse his
crippling wage cuts.
John Howlett and his
special constables
are sent in to break
the strike and,
when union leader

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Daniel Bate is arrested


in the ensuing violent
clashes, the workers
seem doomed. Peter,
meanwhile, worries
hell never discover
the truth about his
past when the ailing
Hannah Greg takes
a turn for the worse,
and theres more
heartbreak for Esther.
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Meet
the new
Doctor!
NEW

Peter Capaldi steps into the role


of the Time Lord in a Victorian
adventure where zombie robots
and a dinosaur are on the loose!

Words: Nick Cannon, Sean Marland Photos: BBC

s a Tyrannosaurus rex rampages


through Victorian London, the citys
citizens watch on in horror. Then,
to their utter bemusement, the giant
dinosaur spits out a strange blue box!
Its the TARDIS from which a
regenerated Doctor and Clara
emerge to begin Peter Capaldis rst
adventure playing the Time Lord, after
taking over the role from Matt Smith.
Stepping out of the TARDIS as the
Doctor for the rst time was pure joy
for me, says Peter, who recently played
Cardinal Richelieu in The Musketeers.
Its the best role on British television.

All change
Clara isnt too sure
about the new Doctor

DOCTOR WHO
Saturday, 7.50pm BBC1 Sci-
While the Doctor gets used to his new
look, Clara cant believe its the same man.
My Doctors not as amiable as previous
incarnations, says Peter. So, Clara really
struggles to understand or like him at rst.

Its all quite scary!


Theres little time for Clara and the Doctor
to become better acquainted, however, as
events engulf them. Not only is a dinosaur
on the loose, but people are spontaneously
combusting. Investigations lead the pair to

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a race of robotic
creatures that rebuild
themselves with human parts...
Its all quite scary, says Peter. Some
episodes are creepier than ever before.
This adventure also sees the shock
return of a familiar face and the rst
appearance of Michelle Gomez, who
appears throughout the series as the
strange Gatekeeper of the Nethersphere.
My Doctor has many hidden things,
which are not revealed in full for a while,
says Peter. Hes almost as mysterious to
me as he is to Clara and the viewers! Q

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Celebrities share childhood


holiday memories with Len
Goodman for new BBC1 series
Holiday of My Lifetime.
Among those reminiscing
about old-fashioned
British holidays are
chef Ainsley Harriott,
whos in Blackpool;
and Esther Rantzen
on the Isle of Wight.

CUT is a new
C4 comedy
about a group of
civil servants who
are forced to move
from London to
Northampton
after Government
cutbacks. It stars
Zawe Ashton
(Fresh Meats
Vod) as divorce
Katherine.

Andrew Lincoln returns as


police officer Rick Grimes for
the fth series of zombie drama
The Walking Dead on
Fox. The story picks
up where the last
series ended, with
Rick and his group
imprisoned in a
boxcar by the armed
Terminus folk.

Singer Brian
McFadden will
host new Through
The Keyhole-style
show Whos Doing
the Dishes? on ITV.
Every day for a
week, four diners
must guess which
celebritys house
theyre in that day
to win a cash prize.
If they lose, they
have to wash up!

Strictly runner-up
and ex-Waterloo
Road actress Chelsee
Healey is joining
Casualty. Shell play
Honey Wright, the
new tea lady on the
ED, who has a few
surprises for the
team and a
secret of her own.
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Who shot my
grandad?
Was Brendan OCarrolls grandfather
executed by the IRA for being a spy?

No traitor Peter
died for his sons
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
division among those who
Thursday, 9.00pm BBC1 Factual
supported independence.
rendan OCarroll is
Peter was far from a traitor,
to nd out exactly what
full of laughter as his
however. Two of his sons,
happened Why was he
comic creation Mrs
Michael and Liam, were in
shot and who shot him?
Brown, but hes touched by
In 1920, Ireland was mired the IRA and the British had
sadness when he delves into in the War of Independence threatened to kill Peter if he
the mysterious death of his
between the Irish Republican didnt hand them over.
He wasnt going to shop
grandfather in this weeks
Army (IRA) and the British
them, says Brendan, who
Who Do You Think You Are? Government and its forces.
became emotional when
Growing up in Dublin,
Traitor
shown a photograph of the
Ireland, Brendan heard tales
Brendans family always
killer, a British Intelligence
about how his grandfather,
believed Peter was killed by operative called Hardy.
Peter OCarroll, was shot
the British, but a note on his
Thats the last face
dead in his hardware store.
body indicated hed been a
my grandfather saw,
Now he wants to nd out
traitor and shot by the IRA.
he says. When that
what really happened that
Brendan discovers the
knock at the door
night of 16 October 1920.
note, however, was a ruse
came, he knew he
I know snippets, says
used by the British to cause was going to die.
Brendan, 58. But Id like

How Baz Ashmawy


discovered his
mums a daredevil pensioner

NEW

Super

etting expelled from


school, having umpteen
tattoos done and
developing a fondness for
extreme sports in one way
or another, wild child Baz
Ashmawy has tested his
long-suffering Irish
single mum, Nancy,
for decades!
But Baz
pushed his
poor Mammy
to her limit

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when he decided to take her


around the world to tackle a
hair-raising list of adventures!
The whole thing began
when Nancy, 71, mentioned
shed like to try a sky dive.
At rst Baz, 38, thought the
idea was ridiculous. Then he
decided it would be fun to
take it one step further
Ive been doing extreme
things for years and
thought: Why dont I take
Wild things
Baz and
mum Nancy

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Look whos
back
Spot some familiar
faces appearing in
new roles this week

NOW

ANTON DU BEKE
Doctors BBC1 Friday, 1.45pm
STAR PROFILE
Anton was one of the very rst
professional ballroom dancers
to sweep on to the Strictly Come
Dancing oor in 2004, then
partnering opera singer Lesley
Garrett, and has appeared in all
11 series to date. Hes also
been a TV presenter,
2004
hosting BBC cookery
show Step Up to
the Plate and game
show Hole in the
Wall. In 2011, he
won the male Rear
of the Year award!

THEN

nton turns up
in Fridays
Doctors, playing
himself and judging
the dancing contest
that Daniel and
Toni have entered.
Though Daniels
rst stricken with
Doctors orders
nerves, Toni
Anton is a judge
manages to talk
him round and Anton is
impressed with them, giving them a score of
nine! But theres a shock in store when the
next couple step on to the dance oor

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ANDREW LANCEL
NOW

Casualty BBC1 Saturday, 9.10pm

Funny business
Brendans loved
as Mrs Brown

Andrews role as evil businessman


Frank Foster in Corrie, from 2011
to 2012, involved many shocking
storylines, including the rape of
factory boss Carla Connor. Franks
mother, Anne, eventually killed him!
Andrews other highlights have
included playing
Dr Andrew Collin in
2011
Cardiac Arrest, and
DI Neil Manson in
The Bill. He also
won Celebrity
Stars in their Eyes
in 2005 as A-has
Morten Harket!

THEN

Gran!
50 WAYS TO KILL
YOUR MAMMY
Monday, 9.00pm
Sky 1 Entertainment
my mother around the
world with a list of things
we could do together?
says the presenter. And
Mam said: Lets go!
In a new Sky 1 series,
Baz and ex-nurse Nancy
tour L.A., Las Vegas,
Morocco, Florida,
Thailand, Cambodia
and South Africa.
Its about giving Mum
a new lease of life,
explains Baz. I had no
idea what shed agree
to. Sometimes I
thought: What
have I dragged

Fired up The
duo try being
bounty hunters

ndrew, 44, guest


stars in Casualty
this week as another
businessman, Chris
Perry. Chris is organising
the sale of the family
construction business to
a larger rm, but his dad, Back in business
Andrew Lancel
Phil, isnt happy about
the working practices
of the company Chris is selling the
business to. The pair have a huge
row on site, which is interrupted
when scaffolding collapses on
them. Will father and son have time
to make amends before its too late?

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her into? She wouldnt


STAR PROFILE
bungee-jump in South
American actor Garys big break
Africa, or give me a
came in the TV series Midnight
Mammy tattoo in Miami.
Caller (1988-1991), playing Jack
But she did go whiteNighthawk Killian, an ex-San
water rafting in Thailand!
Francisco cop who became the host
Daredevil Nancy even
of a late-night radio phone-in. Hes
upstaged Baz, who was
also appeared in comedy
reduced to tears when
lms Dodgeball (2004)
they did the worlds
1988
and Talladega Nights
highest commercial sky
(2006). More
dive from 18,000ft on
recently, hes
her 71st birthday!
starred in hit US TV
Mum wasnt nervous
shows Suits, The
at all, but you couldnt
Good Wife and Veep.
pay me to do it again!
laughs Baz. Shes an
amazing woman. Q
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ary plays
Canadian
Air Force Officer
Colonel Russell
Williams in this US
drama telling the
true story of how
Williams deceived
Face of a killer Gary Cole
his wife, friends
plays a colonel with a secret
and Air Force
colleagues and
committed shocking crimes, culminating
in murder. Williams was nally arrested
by a small-town cop (played by Rossif
Sutherland, half-brother of Kiefer) in 2010.
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The Real Life TV


youre tweeting about
Operation Wild BBC1
Clare Balding
meets some
rare animals
being saved by
new medical
technology
Finally getting
around to
watching #OperationWild and
I am so in love with the Pandas
and Gorillas. I just want to hug
them all! @SamuelSkerratt
#OperationWild Awesome!
what medicine & amazing
people can do. It warms
my heart x @jfortt

Secrets from the Clink ITV


Celebrities nd
out about their
ancestors
whod ended up
in jail...
Watching the
Clink which is
fascinating...
they could
have done a whole programme
on Jonny Vegass ancestors!
@lonewolf153

@ITV Prison was harsh years


ago, masks and isolation, no
friendships. Was this more
effective than todays prisons?
#SecretsFromTheClink
@bunnihunter

First Time Farmers C4


The working
lives of young
farmers around
Britain
Farming isnt 9
to 5. Its 5 to 9.
Every day. Its
hard work and I
dont think they did enough to
show that. #rsttimefarmers
@Maddy_ippers

Watching #FirstTimeFarmers
makes me wanna give up uni
and rear pigs for the rest of
me days @13CatL
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Meet the determined teenagers who want to


get noticed at their end-of-year leavers ball

Glamorous night
Chanelle goes to the ball

ollywood-style proms
PROM CRAZY: FROCKS AND FERRARIS
have become big business
Thursday, 9.00pm (not STV) ITV Factual
in the UK, with students
asking their parents to splash
designer frocks costing
But for Chanelles family,
out on designer dresses and
between 250 and 1,500.
money is tight and it looks as
the hiring of luxury transport
For the girls, its all about the
though the dress of her dreams
in what has grown into a
dress, as local bridal and prom
is out of her reach at 350.
100million-a-year industry.
dress shop owner Elaine knows
Emotional
This week, a one-off ITV
only too well. Since expanding
documentary follows a group of her business into prom dresses, Everyone rallies round, though,
with her parents and gran all
school leavers as they get ready shes seen her turnover double
chipping in for a limo, fake tan
for the biggest night of their lives. at a cost to mums and dads
In Essex, Ben wants to turn up
I know parents who have and frock. Chanelle nally opts
for a 70 dress from a chain
to his prom in a sports car,
saved up for years, says
store, and as she steps out for
which can cost up to 1,000
Elaine. The moment they
a night to hire. Chanelle,
go to secondary school, her prom, she looks beautiful.
Seeing the girls all dressed up
meanwhile, is on the
they know its
is the part Elaine loves best
hunt for the perfect
coming.
I go all goosebumpy, she
prom dress. But
admits. Theyre all made up,
it wont come
and thats the moment they go
cheap, with
Arriving in
from being a girl to a woman. I
diamantstyle Ben
get tearful thinking about it!
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I LOVE MY
TEDDY!
Countryles Ellie Harrison meets a
baby koala and his life-saving friend

Cosy Ellie holds a


baby wallaby in his
man-made pouch

hat happens to a baby


kangaroo when it loses
its mother? Without help,
its likely it wouldnt survive. But
luckily, there are those willing
to step in as surrogate parents.
In this two-part documentary,
Countryles Ellie Harrison and
wildlife cameraman Max Hug
Williams visit Australia and
Costa Rica to meet
the people
who take
on orphaned
animals and
prepare them
for the wild.
These
animals need
nurture and care

Adorable Danny
wont let go of his
soft-toy mum

NATURES MIRACLE ORPHANS


Sunday, 7.00pm BBC1 Documentary
to survive, explains Ellie.
The people who run these
sanctuaries do it out of love.

Incredible bond
In the rst episode, Ellie goes
to Australia to meet vulnerable
baby koala Danny, who was
found abandoned by the road.
At Cape Otway Conservation
Centre, hes being reared using
classic human techniques.
The carers gave him a teddy!
says smitten Ellie. It helps to
relieve stress because at his age
hed normally be clinging to his
mum. Its actually a koala soft

Words: Andy Baker, Donna Findlay, Victoria Wilson Photos: BBC, C4, ITV

LOST FOR WORDS!

toy, too. If you take it away he


moves straight back to hug it!
Ellie also meets Stella, whos
devoted her life to orphaned
kangaroos and wallabies. She
shares her house with dozens
of infant marsupials who sleep
in makeshift eece pouches to
replicate their own mothers
natural papooses.
Stella is remarkable, says
Ellie. Its a calling for her. Whats
interesting is all the carers we
met were women; its almost a
maternal instinct from them all.
The bond between carer and
animal is incredibly close.

Educating Yorkshires
Mushy attempts to
cure his stammer

STAMMER SCHOOL: MUSHARAF FINDS HIS VOICE

Helping hand
Mushy with
Mr Burton

Thursday, 9.00pm C4 Factual

usharaf Mushy Asghar stole the


developed hers after suffering a minor
show in Educating Yorkshire last
stroke last year. Now she wants to regain
year when he overcame his
her lost condence and lively personality.
stammer to give an emotional
The students are shown learning
speech in assembly thanking
new breathing techniques to help
his teachers and classmates.
them speak uently, and going
But while Mushy was able
out with their tutors to speak to
to temporarily control his
total strangers on the street.
acute stammer that day
Challenge
with the help of his English
On the last day, they confront
teacher, Mr Burton, hes
their fears and give emotional
often left speechless.
A new documentary follows
Hope Vicky wants to speeches to family and friends.
I know to some people it may be
Musharaf as he enrols on a
regain her condence
just speaking, but to me and my
four-day course called The
McGuire Programme, which is designed to family its about me showing the world
help people gain control of their stammer. who I am, says Mushy. I can show
people I have a voice and that, no matter
While some people on the course have
what you do, hard work pays off.
had stammers all their life, Vicky, 23,

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death
Trusting
Stacey

TORCHED BY
HER KILLER!

Life term
Armer is in jail

Stacey Mackie was set on re by a friend with an evil grudge

hen Stacey Mackie


befriended Terrence
Armer, she was happy
to have a new friend. He was
26 years older than Stacey,
but that didnt bother her.
It was a platonic friendship,
one Stacey thought of as a
father-daughter relationship.
I had a sixth sense I just
felt uneasy about him, says
Staceys mum, Jacquie. I
warned her to be careful
because she was vulnerable.
Stacey, who was 35 and

had a long history of physical


and mental problems, lived
in sheltered accommodation
in Kendal, Cumbria, and her
condition meant she saw
people in a different way.
She didnt see danger,
she didnt see what we see,
explains Jacquie. She took
everyone at face value.
As the months passed,
Armer, who had recently
been widowed, became very
intense. Stacey sensed he
wanted more than friendship,

ANATOMY OF A MURDER
Thursday, 8.00pm Channel 5 Factual
so she decided to cool things.
Armer started a campaign
of harassment, bombarding
Stacey with abusive texts and
phone calls. He was warned
to stop by the police, but their
visit only enraged him further.
Around midnight on 27
January 2012, Armer forced
his way into Staceys at with
an axe, doused her in white
spirit and set her alight. She

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suffered third degree burns


over 90 per cent of her body
and died later in hospital with
mum Jacquie at her side.
Armer was convicted of
murder and sentenced to a
minimum 27 years in prison.
Id like to know why he did
it, says Jacquie. If the police
said heres Armer, you can
do to him what he did to your
daughter, I couldnt do it.

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MASSACRE
ON THE STREETS

The nation was shocked


by the murder of Fusilier
Drummer Lee Rigby

Horror show
Adebolajo and
Adebowale
(above)

CRIMES THAT SHOOK BRITAIN


Sunday, 9.00pm CI Factual
Adebolajo and Adebowale
were convicted of murder at the
Old Bailey in December 2013.
Adebolajo was sentenced to a
whole life term and Adebowale
a minimum of 45 years.
These are ordinary young
males, says Vikram Dodd,
Radicalised
a crime correspondent who
The case features in this weeks covered the case. They look
Crimes That Shook Britain,
like somebody you pass in the
which looks at how two young
street every day and that makes
British men were radicalised to it all the more chilling.
such an extent it drove them to CI is on Sky channel 553
commit such a heinous crime.
and Virgin 237

for the deaths of Muslims at the


hands of the military abroad.
It wasnt just a stabbing,
it was slaughter, recalls pub
landlady Tina Nimmo, one of
several members of the public
who tried to save Lees life.

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Words: Ting Dalton Photos: Rex, Szymanski

usilier Drummer Lee Rigby


was off duty and returning
to Woolwich Barracks, in
south-east London, in May
2013 when he was mowed
down by a car in the street.
Two men then leapt from
the vehicle and attacked the
injured 25-year-old soldier with
knives, hacking him to death
and almost decapitating him.
The killers were Islamic
extremists Michael Adebolajo,
29, and 22-year-old Michael
Adebowale. They remained
at the scene and began talking
to passers-by, declaring their
actions were an act of revenge

Brutally killed
Drummer Lee Rigby

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Purrfect star
Caroline
with Bronte

Mismatched
Denikah

NEW

ATOMIC
KITTEN! MY WONKY

Meet Bronte and other celebrity pets


who are living the showbiz lifestyle
CUTTING EDGE: STAR PAWS
THE RISE OF SUPERSTAR PETS

Words: Andy Baker Photos: Caters News, TLC

Wednesday, 9.00pm C4 Factual

ere not only a nation


of pet lovers, we also
love watching other
peoples pets online its
claimed over 15 per cent of
all internet activity is now
cat-related. So, its no surprise
theres a big industry in
celebrity pets the YouTube
hits and advertising stars.
This one-off documentary
looks at the worlds biggest
four-legged celebrities.
We meet the iconic Dulux
dog, Spud, who has starred
in over 120 photo shoots,

Internet sensation
Bronte in the mobile ad
26

BOOB HELL

Mortied Denikahs breasts were so hugely


mismatched it was destroying her life

and Grumpy Cat, who has


over six million Facebook
fans, is rumoured to be
he life of Denikah, 26, has
worth over 60million, and
been badly blighted by low
travels with an entourage!
self-esteem. She hides away
But Bronte is the newest
most of the time, because shes
superstar pet. She was
ashamed of her uneven bust.
snapped up by mobile phone
With her right breast around
company Three to front their
four cup sizes larger than her
advertising campaign, #Sing
left, she prefers to stay indoors.
ItKitty, miming power ballad
I feel like a granny, watching
We Built This City from a
TV all day, says Denikah, whos in
young girls bicycle basket.
My Naked Secret this week.
One minute Im cleaning
If nothing can be done, Ill grow
out the litter tray, and the
old and depressed. Ill have to get
next everybody wants to be
a bigger sofa as thats where Ill
part of Brontes world, says
be spending the rest of my life.
owner, Caroline Bailey-Read,
from Rugby, who charges
300 for a public appearance.
We follow Caroline as she
takes Bronte, now in high
After
demand from other big
Denikah
global brand names, to meet
is smiling
fans at the London Pet Show.
People get so excited! I had
no idea how much people
would fall in love with her,
says Caroline. But if anyone
offered me 1million for
her, Id say no! Q
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MY NAKED SECRET
Thurs, 8.30pm TLC Documentary
In the programme, psychologist
Dr Linda Papadopoulos coaches
Denikah to change her
perceptions of how others see
her and brave Denikah then
agrees to model for an art class.

Under the knife


Im at the age where I should be
taking on the world, she says.
This is when you date, have fun.
I should be doing these things.
Denikah sees a surgeon to
discuss cosmetic options, and
the lm follows her into surgery.
While the operation is a
success aesthetically, can she
ever be happy with her gure?
Its amazing, she says. A lot
of people have noticed the
change and say Im smiling more,
I look bright and vibrant. Im not
just happy Im ecstatic!
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THRILLER

The Cold Light of Day


9.00pm-10.50pm C4

Investigating the murder of a schoolgirl


in the constant Alaskan daylight,
stressed-out LA cop Al Pacino gets
off to a bad start with an accidental
shooting while, back home, Internal
Affairs is looking into his dodgy past.
Pacino is totally believable, Robin

Williams is brilliantly cast against type


as the teasing killer Pacino is after and
Hilary Swank also scores strongly as
the local cop on the case. There is
Sex
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with great air by Christopher Violence
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Nolan. Showing in tribute to
Williams, who died earlier this Language
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month. (2002; Cert 15).

Henry Cavills in for a shock when


kidnappers target his family in Spain
and his dad (Bruce Willis) turns out
to be a CIA spy. With less than a day to
save them, Cavill runs around Madrid
looking for a mysterious briefcase
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Insomnia
11.00pm-12.50am BBC2

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The Simpsons Movie


7.05pm-8.50pm Film4
Homer (voiced by Dan Castellaneta)
must save Springeld after his new
pet pig and a leaky silo cause an
environmental catastrophe. He and
wife Marge (Julie Kavner) and kids
Bart (Nancy Cartwright), Lisa
(Yeardley Smith) and Maggie Sex
escape a mob and then the { { {
adventure really begins! The Violence
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Indiana Jones and


the Kingdom of the
Crystal Skull
9.00pm-11.00pm BBC3
In this exciting fourth adventure, set
in 1957, its thrills and spills all the
way as Indy (Harrison Ford) meets
rebel Mutt (Shia LaBeouf), who wants
help nding his mum (Karen
Sex
Allen). The trail leads to an
{{{
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iconic skull, which Cate
{ {
Blanchett and her bad-guy
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Soviets are also eager to
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nd. (2008; Cert 12).

COMEDY

Miss Congeniality 2
9.00pm-11.20pm ITV2
Sandra Bullocks FBI agent Gracie
Hart is now the face of the FBI but
has to become all glammed up as a
beauty queen to go after a gang of
crooks who have abducted Miss USA
(Heather Burns) and beauty pageant
manager (William Shatner).
Sex
Bullock is typically appealing { { {
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Regina King, as her grumpy { {
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{ {
hilarious. (2005; Cert 12).

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The Sorcerers
Apprentice
1.30pm-3.15pm BBC1
Master sorcerer Nicolas Cage recruits
geeky student Jay Baruchel to help
him defeat his old enemy (Alfred
Molina). Baruchel is more interested
in impressing Teresa Palmer than in
magic, but Cage persuades
Sex
him to full his destiny. The {{ {
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and the special effects also {{ {
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{{ {
movie. (2010; Cert PG).

Friday

ROMANTIC
COMEDY

The Invention
of Lying
10.40pm-12.30am ITV
This quirky, funny romcom is set in an
alternative reality where lying doesnt
exist so its a big deal when Ricky
Gervais tells a b. Soon, his stories
are being taken as the
gospel truth by admiring
Sex
crowds, but can he win the { { {
heart of the woman (Jennifer Violence
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Beverly Hills
Chihuahua 2

12.40pm-2.30pm BBC2 (not Scot)

1.25pm-3.05pm Channel 5

Richard Attenborough
makes his debut as a nervous
sailor, who leaves his post
during a battle, cockney John
Mills represents the lower
deck and Nol Coward is the
captain. An essential war
drama. (1942; Cert U).

A lazy, dull and predictable


sequel in which Papi the
talking Chihuahua is married
with kids. (2011; Cert U).

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Teenager Shia LaBeouf is


sent to a reform school in the
Texas desert, where he has to
work all day digging holes.
Jon Voight and Sigourney
Weaver ham it up as the
greedy ofcials in charge of
the place and Patricia
Arquette appears as an
outlaw called Kissing Kate
Barlow in the ashbacks to
the Wild West. More harmless
than hilarious. (2003; Cert PG).

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Holes
3.05pm-5.15pm Channel 5

In a spin Sandra tries to


overcome the laws of GRAVITY

White Fang 2

Decoding Annie
Parker

A spirited sequel in which


Yukon gold prospector Scott
Bairstow and his wolf-dog,
The truth is out there Sigourney exposes hoaxers in RED LIGHTS
White Fang, come to the
rescue of Native Americans
King Kong
Lord of War
threatened by a ruthless
9.00pm-11.30pm 5USA
mining company. (1994; Cert U). 6.35pm-10.00pm ITV2
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Interpol agent trailing him in
by director Peter Jackson.
1.20pm-3.25pm ITV
a clever movie that involves
Andy
Serkis
brings
a
digitally
Emilio Estevez has to coach
and grips. (2005; Cert 15).
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a kids ice hockey team.
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and silly slogans characterise a good un as an actress
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offered as a sacrice to him
this predictable sports
Return of the Jedi
and
Jack
Black
and
Adrien
comedy. (1992; Cert PG).
9.45pm-12.30am ITV
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count. (2005; Cert 12).
The last of the original Star
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The Wizard
journey through space. This
of Oz
C4 PREMIERE
one features the cute Ewoks,
3.00pm-5.00pm Channel 5
Red Lights
Mark Hamills Luke coming
Dorothy (Judy Garland) is off 9.00pm-11.15pm C4
to terms with his true identity
to see the Wizard with her
Professor Sigourney Weaver and Darth Vader nally taking
new friends the Scarecrow
and assistant Cillian Murphy off his mask. (1983; Cert U).
(Ray Bolger), the Tin Man
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make it their business to
(Jack Haley) and the
expose
fake
paranormal
Cowardly Lion (Bert Lahr).
Insomnia
phenomena. But they have
Vintage magic. (1939; Cert U).
11.00pm-12.50am BBC2
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challenge
on
their
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when Robert De Niros
legendary blind psychic
Murder on the
The Sheltering Sky
reappears in public after
Orient Express
12.50am-3.05am BBC2
a 30-year absence. Slickly
3.55pm-6.20pm ITV
edited, eerily atmospheric
John Malkovich and wife
A rst-class list of suspects
and very well-acted, this is
Debra Winger undergo big
ensures that this Agatha
a really good thriller until the changes while touring North
Christie whodunit stays on
ridiculous climax completely Africa in a beautiful but boring
track. Sean Connery, John spoils it. (2012; Cert 15).
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come under scrutiny from
Albert Finneys inscrutable
Hercule Poirot. (1974; Cert PG).

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(6.15pm-8.00pm) SM Premiere

Excellent acting helps to


counteract a few diseaseof-the-week TV movie
clichs in this inspirational
fact-based drama starring
Samantha Morton and
Helen Hunt as two very
different women engaged
in the battle against breast
cancer. (2013; Cert 15).
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Gravity
From Friday 29th August
(8.00pm-9.45pm) SM Premiere

Sandra Bullocks rookie


astronaut and George
Clooneys NASA veteran
get stranded in space in a
literally out-of-this-world
thriller that won seven
Oscars. Even real
astronauts gave it the
thumbs up. (2013; Cert 12).
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Violet & Daisy


From Friday 29th August
(9.45pm-11.30pm) SM Premiere

A self-consciously quirky
comedy thriller with Alexis
Bledel and Saoirse Ronan
as bubblegum-popping
teen assassins and James
Gandolni as their intended
victim. (2011; Cert 15).
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From Friday 29th August
(11.30pm-1.15am) SM Premiere

Juno Temple plays a shy


American whose mind
begins to unravel during
a trip to a remote island
off the coast of Chile. A
well-acted but messily
plotted psychological
thriller. Michael Cera is
convincingly creepy as the
sadistic student who keeps
her company. (2013; Cert 15).
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Michael Jacksons
This Is It
5.00pm-7.10pm Channel 5
A richly enjoyable last word
on Michael Jackson, shot
during the rehearsals for his
planned 50 London concerts
in 2009 and stitched together
after his death. (2009; Cert PG).
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Runaway Bride
3.25pm-5.40pm C4
Richard Gere turns on the
charm to play a journalist
sacked for his article on serial
bride Julia Roberts, who has
never managed to walk down
the aisle. When the vengeful
Gere meets Roberts,
suspicion soon turns to love
and, in the process, they
wring lots of laughs out of the
trite plot. (1999; Cert PG).
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A Cinderella Story
5.15pm-7.05pm Channel 5
The fairy-tale favourite is
relocated to modern-day
LA for this dull teen movie.
Hilary Duff is Cinders,
while Chad Michael Murray
is her posh Prince Charming.
(2004; Cert PG).
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Legally Blonde
7.05pm-8.55pm Channel 5
Reese Witherspoon lights
up the screen as a bubbleheaded California girl who
enrols in Harvard Law School
to get her boyfriend back
Outrageously overdressed in
shocking pink, Witherspoon
is hilariously out of place on
the college campus but her
charming performance
carries the daft movie as, with
a little help from nice guy
Luke Wilson, she faces up to
her arrogant fellow scholars
and proves her worth in the
courtroom. (2001; Cert 12).
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Pollyanna

3 Men and
a Baby

9.15am-11.25am BBC2

8.00pm-10.05pm E4

Winning a special Oscar,


young Hayley Mills spreads
sweetness and light in her
dour small town. Perfect
family fare. (1960; Cert U).

Steve Guttenberg, Tom


Selleck and Ted Danson
play housemates who nd a
baby girl on their doorstep. A
funny comedy, packed with
great one-liners. (1987; Cert PG).

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The Sorcerers
Apprentice

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Indiana Jones and


the Kingdom of the
Crystal Skull

1.30pm-3.15pm BBC1
2.00pm-3.45pm BBC1 Scotland

See page 29 for review.

9.00pm-11.00pm BBC3

The Colditz Story

See page 29 for review.

1.45pm-3.40pm Channel 5
This famous British PoW
escape movie is dated but
its still one of the best of its
kind. John Mills and Eric
Portman star. (1954; Cert U).
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North West
Frontier
2.05pm-4.15pm BBC2
Banking on crime Patrick likes making waves in POINT BREAK
C4 PREMIERE

The Cold Light


of Day
9.00pm-10.50pm C4
See page 29 for review.

Under Siege
10.00pm-11.55pm Channel 5
Tommy Lee Jones and his
gang of terrorists hijack the
US Navys most famous
battleship, the USS Missouri,
but havent reckoned on
having to ght the ships
cook, Steven Seagal, an
ex-Navy SEAL commando.
Seagals all-action recipe for
success takes in the ships
big guns and a microwave
oven. (1992; Cert 15).
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The Hitchhikers Guide


to the Galaxy
11.30pm-1.10am BBC2 (not NI)
Martin Freemans Arthur
Dent learns that Earth is to be
demolished so, with his alien
pal Ford Prefect (Mos Def),
he hitches a ride on a
spaceship and meets all
manner of characters. Fans
of Douglas Adams cult
novel will know its really all
about what the characters
say and how they say it. This
playful, lovingly crafted lm
mostly meets those
expectations. (2005; Cert PG).

A likeable yarn in which


British ofcer Kenneth More
has to get a steam train and
a young prince through 300
miles of rebel-held territory in
1905 India. Lauren Bacall
(who died earlier this month)
is also aboard. (1959; Cert U).
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Zulu Dawn

3.15pm-5.00pm Channel 5
Dedee Pfeiffer plays a
suburban divorcee who has
to use her latent psychic
powers to nd her stroppy
teen daughter (Tegan Moss),
who has vanished without
trace after a schoolfriends
party and is being held
prisoner by a deranged
classmate. (TVM; 2006; Cert PG).
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Seventeen and
Missing

1941

Point Break

Keanu Reeves is an FBI


agent who goes undercover
Skyline
on the trail of a gang of
10.50pm-12.35am C4
surfer bankrobbers, led by
Patrick Swayze, who
Weird lights appear over
disguise themselves as ex-US
LA and an extraterrestrial
force threatens to swallow up presidents. Reeves inltrates
the gang, only to be seduced
humankind. Taking ideas
by Swayzes adrenalin-fuelled
from the likes of Clovereld
lifestyle. The plot is
and The War of the Worlds,
far-fetched, but that hardly
this low-budget sci- thriller
matters, because the main
focuses on a bunch of
aim is to keep moving. The
characters who do little but
long, long chase sequence
talk a lot and wonder what
to do. So nothing exciting
and the dizzy sky-diving
happens, there are no fresh
stunts are breathtaking and
ideas and the effects are
their climactic battle of wits is
lame. (2010; Cert 15).
fabulous. (1991; Cert 18).

In plain sight George and Matt


are part of OCEANS THIRTEEN

Burt Lancaster gives a


forceful turn as a colonel
who, in 1879, leads his British
troops into a battle against
a much larger Zulu force. A
well-done prequel to the 1963
classic, Zulu. (1979; Cert PG).

Confetti

C4 PREMIERE

10.00pm-12.20am ITV2

3.40pm-5.55pm Channel 5

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11.55pm-2.10am Channel 5

Hostage

Three couples try to win


a house by staging the most
original wedding for a
magazine competition. This
funny mockumentary has a
great cast, including Martin
Freeman, Olivia Colman,
Robert Webb and Alison
Steadman. (2005; Cert 15).
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Steven Spielbergs comedy is


set in California, which is
plunged into mass panic over
a Japanese invasion. Its hit
and miss, but the slapstick
set pieces are well-staged
and there are engagingly zany
turns from Dan Aykroyd,
John Belushi and John
Candy. (1979; Cert PG).
Sex{{{ Violence{{{ Language{{{

The Simpsons
Movie

1.10am-3.00am C4
Inspired by real events, this
harrowing Belgian drama
explores the tragic
consequences of a young
wife and mothers descent
into a bleak depression.
(2012; Cert 15; subtitled).
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Broken Arrow
3.00am-4.40am C4
James Stewart marries
Apache Debra Paget in a lm
notable for its sympathetic
portrayal of Native
Americans. (1950; Cert PG).
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11.00pm-1.30am ITV4

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A cast of non-professionals
bring a gritty realism to
this hard-hitting but grisly
Mexican crime drama.

C4 PREMIERE

Our Children

Oceans Thirteen

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(2013; Cert 18; subtitled).

Heli

(2004; Cert 15).

7.05pm-8.50pm Film4

George Clooneys Danny


Ocean is angry that his pal
(Elliott Gould) was swindled
by Al Pacinos tycoon. So
he gets the old gang back
together to rob Pacinos
casino. With Brad Pitt and
Matt Damon also returning
for this third caper, this is
great fun. (2007; Cert PG).

C4 PREMIERE

Bruce Willis is the whole


show in this slick thriller. Hes
a hostage negotiator-turnedsmall-town sheriff who has to
rescue Kevin Pollak and his
kids (Michelle Horn and
Jimmy Bennett) when theyre
taken hostage in their
high-security home. But
thats just the start of a taut,
well-crafted turn of events.

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Aston Villa v
Newcastle United

St Trinians 2:
The Legend of
Frittons Gold

SAT BT Sport 1 12.00noon


From Villa Park. K.O. 12.45pm.

Everton v Arsenal

6.55pm-9.00pm Film4
There are easy laughs to be
had in this sequel that relies
on old-style comedy and silly
performances from its
game-for-a-laugh cast,
including Colin Firth, Rupert
Everett, Gemma Arterton,
David Tennant and Celia
Imrie. This time, the awful
schoolgirls have to outwit a
villainous Tennant to get to
pirate treasure. (2009; Cert PG).

SAT Sky Sports 1 4.45pm


At Goodison Park. K.O. 5.30pm.

MOTORSPORT FORMULA 1

Belgian Grand Prix


SUN Sky Sports F1
12.00noon/BBC1 12.10pm
Round 12 from the SpaFrancorchamps circuit as
Lewis Hamilton resumes his
title bid. Race start 1.00pm.

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CRICKET ODI

Miss Congeniality 2:
Armed and
Fabulous

England v India
MON Sky Sports 2 10.00am
After the drama of their Test
series, the sides meet at
Bristol in the first of a fivematch series. Game 2, Wed,
Sky Sports 2, 10.00am.

See page 29 for review.

Underworld:
Awakening
10.45pm-12.25am Film4

TENNIS

Kate Beckinsale is back in


her skin-tight leather to play
vampire warrior Selene. In
this third sequel, humans
have nally cottoned on to
the existence of vampires and
werewolves and are striving
to exterminate them. Lots of
blood-spurting, ass-kicking
action ensues. (2012; Cert 18).

US Open
Flying high Amy and Ben take a tour in NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 2

Blind Trust

Along Came
a Spider

3.20pm-5.00pm Channel 5

The Hunted

Jessica Capshaw stars in


this twisty Canadian thriller as
a woman framed for a double
murder. The plot weaves
around all over the place,
keeping the viewer in
suspense. (TVM; 2007; Cert PG).

11.35pm-1.10am BBC1

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A tightly wound, lean and


mean action movie in which
AWOL military assassin
Benicio Del Toro goes on
a killing spree in the wilds of
Portland, Oregon. Tommy
Lee Jones is the man who
taught him his survivalist
skills and now has to track
him down. (2003; Cert 15).
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Returning to his Kiss the Girls


role as detective Alex Cross,
Morgan Freeman lends his
weight to this thriller, in which
a killer holds a US Senators
child to ransom. The nal
twist is clever. (2001; Cert 15).
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Night at the
Museum 2
6.55pm-9.00pm Film4
This amusing sequel transfers
its action to the Smithsonian
Institution in Washington DC.
Ben Stiller and pals Owen
Wilson, Robin Williams (who
died earlier this month) and
Steve Coogan, along with
Amy Adams as pilot Amelia
Earhart, try to thwart exhibit
Hank Azarias plot to take
over the world. (2009; Cert PG).
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The Invention
of Lying
10.40pm-12.30am ITV
11.10pm-12.55am UTV
See page 29 for review.

Scary Movie 2
11.40pm-1.00am C4
Gross-out comedy is the
name of the game in this
so-so horror spoof set in an
old, dark house and starring
Tim Curry. (2001; Cert 18).

Opening day of the final


Grand Slam of the season as
Andy Murray bids to reclaim
the title he won in 2012.

FOOTBALL PREMIER LEAGUE

Man City v Liverpool


MON Sky Sports 1 7.00pm
Defending champions City
face last seasons runnersup Liverpool, with both sides
looking to show off their title
credentials. K.O. 8.00pm.

CRICKET T20 BLAST

Finals Day

SAT Sky Sports 2 10.30am/6.30pm

Semi-finals: Birmingham Bears v Surrey and Hampshire v


Lancashire Lightning, followed by the final from Edgbaston.

FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP
Ipswich v Norwich SAT Sky Sports 1 12.00noon
After Norwichs relegation last season, the two sides meet in the
East Anglian derby at Portman Road. K.O. 12.15pm.

RUGBY LEAGUE CHALLENGE CUP

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Castleford v Leeds

8.00pm-11.10pm 5-

Spy Game

An old-style disaster movie


with thrilling effects, which
bring the familiar story
about the Earths core
heating up and causing
worldwide catastrophes to
impressive life. John Cusack
and Amanda Peet star as a
couple brought back together
by the disaster. (2009; Cert 12).

11.40pm-2.10am ITV4

Final from Wembley as the successors to Wigan Warriors, beaten


by Castleford in the quarter-finals, is decided. K.O. 3.00pm.

2012

Treasure hunt Ruperts in the


dog house for ST TRINIANS 2

9.00pm-11.05pm Film4

MON Sky Sports 3 4.00pm/


Eurosport 4.45pm

With its charismatic stars, this


tense, stylish thriller is a treat.
Set in 1991, it has Robert
Redfords CIA spymaster
working frantically behind
the scenes to try to save his
former top agent Brad Pitt
from execution in
a Chinese jail. (2001; Cert 15).

FOOTBALL PREMIER LEAGUE

Hull v Stoke

SUN Sky Sports 1 12.30pm

First in a double-bill from the KC Stadium. K.O. 1.30pm.

Sunderland v Man Utd Sky Sports 1 3.30pm K.O. 4pm.


FOOTBALL CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

Qualifying Round

TUES Sky Sports 5 7pm/ITV4 7.30pm

A qualifying play-off second leg match. Coverage of another tie


can be seen on Wednesday, Sky Sports 5, 7.00pm.

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6.35 AM F1: Belgian Grand Prix Practice The rst

presents highlights of the series. (S) 52830


11.30 Football Focus Dan Walker looks ahead to
the weekends action, including the Premier
League match between Tottenham Hotspur
and Queens Park Rangers. (S, HD) 7156
12.00 NOON News; Weather (S, HD) 8341323
12.10 PM
F1: Belgian Grand Prix Qualifying
Suzi Perry introduces coverage of the battle
for pole position at the Spa-Francorchamps
circuit, start-time 1.00pm. (S, HD) 77204472

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2.20

ITV, 7.45pm Feeling lucky Dragons Den


investor Kelly Hoppen and former England
rugby player Ben Cohen join comedian
Jo Brand for the nal game of the series.

6.30 Tumble 3 of 6. Celebrity gymnastics

PM

contest hosted by Alex Jones. Tonight,


the competitors tackle trampolining and
rhythmic gymnastics with a twist, before
the two lowest-scoring contestants face
the Vault. Plus, the Saturdays perform
a medley of their hits. (S, HD) 7216830

7.50 Doctor Who

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BBC1, 7.50pm Debut performance The


Time Lord (now played by Peter Capaldi)
arrives in Victorian London where he faces
a dinosaur causing trouble in the Thames.

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BBC1, 9.10pm Hand on heart Zoe feels


down about her 40th birthday and comes
to a decision about the future after treating
a former patient (guest star Tracie Bennett).

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With Tracie Bennett and Andrew Lancel.
See features, pages 18 & 21. (S, AD, HD) 427014

10.00 The National Lottery Live (S) 993746


10.10 News; Weather (S, HD) 735168
10.30 Match of the Day Gary Lineker presents
highlights of todays Premier League
matches, featuring Everton v Arsenal,
Chelsea v Leicester City, Aston Villa v
Newcastle United, Crystal Palace v
West Ham United, Southampton v West
Bromwich Albion and Swansea City v
Burnley. (S, HD) 1813472 National Lottery Update

11.50 The Football League Show

Repeated tomorrow morning at 7.40am.

Manish Bhasin
introduces highlights and all the goals from
todays Championship, League One and
League Two matches. Including Ipswich
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Nottingham Forest v Reading. (S) 687410
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War Two drama starring Nol Coward and


John Mills. When a Royal Navy destroyer is
torpedoed during the Battle of Crete, the
surviving crew members are left clinging to
the wreckage and recall their adventures at
sea. With Richard Attenborough and Celia
Johnson. (110mins, 1942, U, S, b&w, W/S)
Rating See Filmweek, page 29 67805385
Escape to the Country Rural property series.
A couple with a budget of 750,000 search
for a home in Warwickshire. (S, Rpt) 323
Flog It! From Bangor. (S, Rpt, HD) 2694
Final Score Todays results. (S, HD) 92323
Triathlon Highlights from the seventh and
penultimate meeting of the ITU World Series
held in Stockholm, Sweden. (S, HD) 63830

7.00 Proms Extra 5 of 7. Classical music


magazine. Jazz singer Clare Teal chats
about her role in the Battle of the Bands
concert, and Katie Derham is also joined
by composer Mark-Anthony Turnage and
conductor Sascha Goetzel. (S, HD) 234304

7.45 Dads Army A Soldiers Farewell: World


War Two comedy. Mainwaring has an
unusual dream in which he is Napoleon
at the Battle of Waterloo. (S, Rpt) 785830

8.15 Ancient Egypt: Life and Death in


the Valley of the Kings Life: 1 of 2.
Documentary in which Joann Fletcher
examines the lives of Egyptian citizens
3,500 years ago, beginning by exploring
how people dressed and what they ate.
Concludes next week. (S, Rpt, HD) 684897

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11.30 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice

9.10 Casualty A Life Less Lived: Medical drama


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Casualty

Deep Breath: 1 of 12. Return of the fantasy


drama series starring Peter Capaldi. The
Time Lord arrives in Victorian London
and nds a dinosaur causing havoc in the
River Thames, as well as a spate of deadly
spontaneous combustions. With Jenna
Coleman. See feature, page 19. (S, HD) 214168

lF1: Belgian Grand Prix Practice

Coverage of the third session from the


Spa-Francorchamps circuit. (S, HD) 3939507

Rugby League Castleford Tigers v


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Leeds Rhinos: Mark Chapman introduces


coverage of the Challenge Cup nal from
Wembley, kick-off 3.00pm, as the successors
to Wigan Warriors are decided. (Subsequent
programmes subject to change) (S) 70317946
5.20 News; Local News; Weather (S, HD) 7715830
5.40 Pointless Celebrities 3 of 10. Quiz series
presented by Alexander Armstrong and
Richard Osman. With musicians Mark King
and Toyah Willcox, Carol Decker and Limahl,
Dave Hill and Dave Bartram, and Antony
Costa and Scott Robinson. (S, HD) 794781

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6.00 AM Breakfast News and sport. (S, HD) 1514385


10.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites James Martin

9.15 Andrew Marrs Great Scots:


The Writers Who Shaped a Nation
Walter Scott: 2 of 3. Documentary series.
Tonight, the broadcaster examines the
life of the prolic novelist and poet who
wrote swashbuckling tales of romance
and derring-do but who had a lesserknown role as a political xer. (S) 673781

10.15 QI XL Jam, Jelly, Juice: Extended version


of the comedy quiz series presented by
Stephen Fry. With guests Jo Brand, Liza
Tarbuck and Sue Perkins. (S, Rpt) 376217

11.00

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An insomniac LA cop travels to Alaska


to investigate the murder of a teenage girl
but the killer attempts to blackmail him into
helping him escape. Stars Al Pacino and the
late Robin Williams. (110mins, 2002, 15, S)
Rating See Filmweek, page 29 251410
12.50 to 3.05 AM
The Sheltering Sky Period
drama starring John Malkovich and Debra
Winger. An American couple attempt to give
their ailing marriage a boost by taking a trip
to north Africa. (135mins, 1990, 18, S, W/S)
Rating See Filmweek, page 29 29129182

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3.25 Weekend Escapes with Warwick Davis


Cornwall: 1 of 6. Travel series in which the
Lifes Too Short star takes his family on mini
breaks across Britain. (S, Rpt, HD) 6941548
3.55
Murder on the Orient Express Agatha
Christie mystery starring Albert Finney.
Belgian sleuth Hercule Poirot investigates
the stabbing of an American businessman
on board the train. (145mins, 1974, PG, S)
Rating See Filmweek, page 29 96324656
6.20 Local News; Weather (S) 678033
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from York and Goodwood. (S, HD) 5409149

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4.10

Sci- action adventure, the nal lm of


the original trilogy. The rebel heroes set
out to rescue Han Solo from the clutches
of alien gangster Jabba the Hutt before
preparing for an attack on the evil Empire.
Meanwhile, Luke Skywalker faces a more
personal battle in a nal confrontation
with Darth Vader that leads him to the
inner sanctum of the Emperor himself.
Concludes after the News. (60mins,
1983, U, S, AD, W/S, HD) Rating
Starring: Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher.
See Filmweek, page 29 676878

10.45 News; Weather (S) 758615


11.00
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of

the Jedi Conclusion of the sci- adventure


starring Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher and
Mark Hamill. (90mins, 1983, U, S, W/S, HD)
Rating See Filmweek, page 29 30269
12.30 AM Jackpot247 Interactive gaming. 768786
3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA American
version of the talk show. (S, Rpt) 9168298
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fWhite Fang 2: The Myth of the


White Wolf Adventure sequel starring Scott

Bairstow. A young prospector teams up


with a wolf-dog during the Alaskan gold rush
to help Native Americans save their sacred
land from miners. (125mins, 1994, U, S, W/S)
Rating See Filmweek, page 29 12458912
3.00
The Wizard of Oz Musical fantasy.
A tornado whisks a young Kansas girl off
to a magical land where she embarks on a
journey in search of an all-powerful wizard.
Stars Judy Garland. (120mins, 1939, U, S)
Rating See Filmweek, page 29 7998052
5.00
Michael Jacksons This Is It Music
documentary following rehearsals for the
singers planned 50-night series of concerts
at Londons O2, immediately prior to his
death in 2009. (125mins, 2009, PG, W/S, HD)
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7.10 The Abba Years One-off documentary

6.40 News (S) 209052

Autopsy: The Last Hours of at 11.10pm.

7.05 The Restoration Man 3 of 6. Property


development series. Tonight, architect
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a theatre producer and her partner who
intend to restore a Victorian gate lodge
on a Surrey country estate that has been
derelict for nearly 50 years. (S, Rpt) 860743

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9.45 Star Wars Episode VI:


Return of the Jedi

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presented by Vernon Kay. Tonight, Blue


singer Simon Webbe and EastEnders
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their relatives in a bid to win 30,000 for
their chosen charities. (S, Rpt, HD) 670694

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6547762 9.25 (Series 6, ep 8, S, Rpt) 5941174
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6373435 10.20 (Series 7, ep 11, S, Rpt) 6224439
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8219033 11.15 (S5, ep 8, S, Rpt, HD) 8113526
The Simpsons The Call of the Simpsons:
Double-bill of the animation. (S, Rpt) 7717439
12.10 PM The Telltale Head. (S, Rpt) 8614236
Hestons Great British Food 3 of 4.
A supersized chocolate bar. (S, Rpt) 3050101
Racing Clare Balding and Nick Luck
present coverage of the nal day of the Ebor
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Come Dine with Me Back-to-back editions
from Leicester. (S, Rpt) 8279526 4.40 (S, Rpt,
HD) 5013439 5.10 (S, Rpt, HD) 9882507 5.40
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Harry Hill unveils some of his favourite


comical clips as he narrates a selection
of viewer-submitted videos. (S, Rpt) 309694
the quiz series hosted by Ben Shephard.
Comedian Jo Brand, former England
rugby player Ben Cohen and Dragons
Den investor Kelly Hoppen take turns on
the token-pushing machine. (S, HD) 305878

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looking at the history of the Swedish


band and its members, charting their rise
to fame after winning the Eurovision Song
Contest in 1974 and the success in the
PM
years that followed during which they
sold 360 million records. (S, Rpt) 8293491

8.05 Abba: Live at Wembley A recording of


the Swedish band in concert during their
six-night residence at Wembley Arena in
London in November 1979, featuring hits
including Voulez-Vous, Waterloo, Take a
Chance on Me, Knowing Me, Knowing
You and Dancing Queen. (S, Rpt) 6433323

series. Tonight, Kevin McCloud visits a


Brighton couple who want to build a home
in Brittany, France, made from recycled
materials based on ideas pioneered in
New Mexico in the 1970s. (S, Rpt) 6762

9.00 Red Lights


Thriller. A renowned blind psychic
whose career was ended by scandal
and a connection to suspicious death
returns to the public arena after 30 years.
A paranormal investigator tries to expose
the spiritualist as a fraud a task that
sets him on a dangerous path. (135mins,
2012, 15, S, W/S, HD) Rating
Starring: Cillian Murphy, Sigourney Weaver,
Robert De Niro, Toby Jones, Joely Richardson.
See Filmweek, page 29 28630168

9.05 News (S, HD) 8809588


9.10 Celebrity Big Brother Highlights of

1.50
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Radcliffe joins Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and
Josh Widdicombe for a comical review of
the past weeks events. (S, Rpt) 7911163
Homeland Game On: Thriller series. Carrie
learns the CIA can still exert power when
needed. (S3, ep 4, S, Rpt, AD, HD) 1129434
Hollyoaks Omnibus. (SL, S, AD, HD) 37089908
Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (S, Rpt) 9086095
to 6.10 AM Kirsties Vintage Gems Sixties Pad:
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Weekend With guest Russ Abbot. (S) 8191323
The Hungry Sailors Penzance. (S, Rpt) 2925878
Murder, She Wrote Time to Die: One of
Jessicas pupils is arrested. (S, Rpt) 5119743
11.25 News; Weather (S) 3131994
11.35 Columbo No Time to Die: A newlywed cop
is bafed by his wifes disappearance from
their honeymoon suite. (S, Rpt, HD) 53247507
1.20 PM
The Mighty Ducks Comedy.
A lawyer has to coach a kids ice-hockey
team after he is caught drunk driving. Stars
Emilio Estevez. (125mins, 1992, PG, S, W/S)
Rating See Filmweek, page 29 43272304

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the Theatre Royal in Norwich during the
comedian and actors rst British tour in
2009, featuring comic tales, impressions,
songs and anecdotes. (S, HD) 7896507

11.10 Autopsy: The Last Hours of Michael

12.10
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Jackson: Documentary series. Forensic


pathologist Dr Richard Shepherd examines
the death of the pop singer. (S, Rpt) 2270976
AM Celebrity Big Brothers Bit on the Psych
Hosts Rylan Clark and Iain Lee analyse the
behaviour of the housemates. (S) 5114521
SuperCasino Interactive gaming. 3765279
Celebrity Big Brother (S, Rpt, HD) 9405434
House Doctor Wells-next-the-Sea: A B&B
on the Norfolk coast. (SL, S, Rpt) 37884076
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2.25 Youve Been Framed!
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remake starring Audie
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Darrell and Brandon settle


their differences. 6.45
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world. Stars David Niven,
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Allen. (1967, PG)

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Family comedy starring
Zachary Gordon and Robert
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The Big Bang Theory


Melissa & Joey Double-bill.
Made in Chelsea NYC
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Jakes favourite pizzeria
burns down. (S1, ep9)

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the opportunity to guide
Clarke through a dangerous
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Comedy series. (S4, ep5)

8.30 Rajs sister, Priya,


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Action thriller. Cop John
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plotting a terror attack on
the US. Stars Bruce Willis
and Timothy Olyphant.
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one of the Vuelta a Espaa,


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The Scent of the Night: An investor
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editions of the B&B challenge.
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6.00 The team visits Oldham
Coliseum in north Wales.
Jessie Pavelka helps a 27st
man who wants to lose weight
so he can become more active.

8.00 Kick Ass Kung Fu Last in

episodes of the comedy


starring Dermot Morgan.
1.20 AM 8 Out of 10 Cats Does
Countdown See 9.00pm.

2.25 Britains Most Extreme


Weather See 6.50pm.
3.30 to 3.45am Kirsties Vintage
Gems Creating crocheted
jellysh and a felt rug.

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6.00am fFriends at Last
Emotional drama. (1995, PG)

8.00 Little House on the Prairie


1.00pm Love Comes Softly
3.00 Loves Enduring Promise
5.00 Loves Long Journey Western

5+24

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 1.00am-7.00pm: Not available on Freeview
10.00am Home and Away 11.45
Neighbours 1.00pm Shopping
4.00 Access 4.05 Home and Away
5.50 Neighbours 7.00 On the Yorkshire
Buses The company lays on special
services for students. 8.00 Lost at
Sea: Air France 447 The investigation
into the crash of an Airbus A330.
9.00 Celebrity Big Brother: Eviction 10.35
Celebrity Big Brothers Bit on the Side
11.35 Celebrity Big Brother: Live from
the House 12.15am Shopping 3.00
Home and Away 4.45 Neighbours
5.55-6.00am Access Showbiz news.

Lovejoys daughter Jessica.

back editions of the series


following customs ofcers
in Australias airports.

6.30 Milhouse acts like a


bad boy to impress Lisa.

7.00 The Simpsons Carl skips

7.00 Nothing to Declare Two


more editions of the series
following customs ofcers in
Australias busiest airports.

town with lottery winnings.


7.30 New episode Homer
upsets a new neighbour.

8.00 Got to Dance New edition 8.00 CSI: Miami The team head
to a beauty pageant, where
a contestants mother has
been found dead. (S10, ep11)

9.00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance

9.00 fThe Full Monty

9.00 Nikita Alex scuppers Sams

Triple-bill of the documentary


series following police ofcers
in Hammersmith and Fulham
as they try to catch criminals.

11.00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance


12.00 MT Road Wars A driver
destroys a house with his van.
1.00 AM The Real NCIS The murder
of an alleged payroll thief.
1.50 Battlestar Galactica (S2, ep20)
3.10 The Real NCIS Documentary.

4.00 Nothing to Declare UK


5.00 to 6.00am
6ixth Sense with Colin Fry

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12.00noon Diagnosis Murder


2.00pm fBadlands of Dakota

Western drama. (1941, U, b&w)

3.40 fBullet for a Badman

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6.00 AM All Aboard: East Coast


6.00 AM RSPCA Animal Rescue
Back-to-back editions.
Trains Documentary series.
7.00 The F1 Show New edition
10.00 Americas Next Top Model
The hopefuls take a fashion
8.00 Got to Dance
quiz and pose as statues.
10.00 Soccer AM New edition
12.00 NOON WWE Superstars New 11.00 Shes Having a Baby
edition Wrestling news.
12.00 NOON Obese: A Year to Save
My Life USA Chris Powell
1.00 PM Got to Dance
helps a 28-year-old man
3.00 Planes: Fire & Rescue
who hopes to reduce his
Special Preview of the lm.
35st frame and nd love.
3.30 Modern Family Back-toback episodes of the series. 2.00 PM UK Border Force
Triple-bill of the series.
6.00 The Simpsons Back-to-back
episodes. Bart falls for Rev
5.00 Nothing to Declare Back-to-

Talent series with Davina


McCall. More dancers try
to win a place in the nals.

Western starring Audie Murphy and


Darren McGavin. (1964, PG)
drama starring Logan Bartholomew. 5.20 Columbo Dead Weight:
Double-bill. 7.00 Dagger of the Mind.
7.00 Loves Abiding Joy Western.
A couple who have made a home for 9.00 fLord of War Offbeat
comedy thriller. A New York criminal
themselves in the far West nd their
gains access to a vast supply of
family life is transformed by tragedy.
Soviet weaponry and become one
9.00 Taggart Long Time Dead: A killer
of the worlds most notorious arms
taunts Glasgow CID by murdering
dealers. Stars Nicolas Cage and
the owner of the hotel where the
Ethan Hawke. (2005, 15)
teams annual dinner is being held.
11.30
The Mentalist A chance meeting
11.00 fSalute Documentary
leads Patrick to a human-trafcking
about the famous black power salute
operation. (S6, ep19 of 22)
made by two medal winners at the
12.25am My Name Is Earl 12.55
1968 Olympics. (2008, PG)

1.00-3.00am The Arrow

SKYLIVING

the series. Matthew Ahmet


mentors youngsters in the
Moss Side area of Manchester.

The comedian performs a


fast-paced comedy gig at
Birminghams Symphony Hall.

11.05 Father Ted Back-to-back

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1.00pm Home and Away Omnibus.
3.15 Prom Queen Divas UK
4.10 Sabrina, the Teenage Witch Fantasy.
6.05 fThunderbirds Adventure
starring Bill Paxton. (2004, PG)
8.00 fThe Covenant Supernatural
thriller. Four teenagers with mystical
powers battle an evil adversary.
Stars Steven Strait. (2006, 12)
10.00 The Walking Dead New episode
Rick tries to defend the prison as the
fences begin to give way. (S4, ep5)
11.00pm-12.00mt The Walking Dead New
episode A familiar face becomes
an unlikely hero. (S4, ep6 of 16)

Comedy drama. A group of


unemployed Shefeld men
turn to stripping to earn
some cash. Stars Robert
Carlyle, Tom Wilkinson,
Mark Addy and Hugo Speer.
(1997, 15)

11.00 Hawaii Five-0 The team


nds a body in the boot of
a stolen vehicle during an
investigation into a group
of car thieves. (S2, ep9)
12.00 MT Street Crime UK
1.00 AM Road Wars Triple-bill of
the documentary series.

4.00 to 6.00am
Brainiac: Science Abuse

SATURDAY

8.55 AM Gordon Ramsays Home


Cooking Healthy eating.
9.35 Time Team Special

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Out front Singer Jake Bugg
plays Readings Main Stage for
the rst time, before headline
act Arctic Monkeys perform.

plan to steal her diamonds


by providing him with fake
gems. (S4, ep5 of 6)

10.00 Unforgettable Eliot, the


mayor and a businessman
are taken hostage inside
a lift. (S2, ep12 of 13)

11.00 Criminal Minds Double-bill


of the US drama. (S1, ep18)

1.00
3.00
3.30
4.20
5.10

12.00 MT (S4, ep19)


AM The Secret Circle
Nothing to Declare
Obese: A Year to Save My
Life Advice series.
The Real A&E
to 6.00am
Nothing to Declare

The Walking Dead


5, 10.00pm
Desperate struggle Rick
(Andrew Lincoln) tries to defend
the prison from the hordes as
the boundary fences give way.

GOLD

9.00pm Law & Order: Special Victims


Unit Double-bill. Benson and Stabler
investigate a rape. (S9, ep2) 10.00
6.00am I Dream of Jeannie 7.20 Harry
A teacher claims she was attacked by
6.00am Cleverdicks 7.00 The Guest
Wing 8.00 Seinfeld 9.00 Urban Secrets Hills TV Burp 8.20 Bewitched 9.20
a student. (S9, ep3) 11.00 CSI: Miami
Only Fools and Horses Back-to-back
10.00 Fish Town 12.00noon Anthony
12.00mt Law & Order: Los Angeles
episodes of the comedy. 6.50pm
Bourdain: No Reservations 2.00pm
2.00am Law & Order: Special Victims
The Pitch 3.00 Blue Bloods 6.00 Without fFather of the Bride Part II
Unit 3.00 The Border 4.00 Sea Patrol
Comedy
sequel
starring
Steve
Martin.
a Trace 8.00 Richard E Grants Hotel
5.00-6.00am Royal Pains New episode
Secrets The actor explores the hotels (1995, PG) 9.00 Im Alan Partridge
9.40 Knowing Me, Knowing You: With
of Hong Kong. 9.00 True Detective
Cohle visits preacher Joel Theriot for Alan Partridge 10.20 Saxondale 11.00
Sky 520 Virgin 211/HD 212
information about the Tuttle schools. Steve Coogan as Alan Partridge and
6.00am Mythbusters 8.00 Wheeler
Other Less Successful Characters 1.00am Dealers 4.00pm How Do They Do It?
(S1, ep6) 10.15 Silicon Valley Richard
Im Alan Partridge 1.30 Knowing Me,
employs a freelance consultant.
5.00 How Its Made 6.00 Mythbusters
Knowing You: With Alan Partridge 2.00 7.00 Clash of the Dinosaurs 8.00 Storage
(S1, ep6 of 8) 10.50 Veep Selinas
Saxondale
2.30-3.00am
Just
a
Minute
campaign trail arrives in Detroit.
Wars Canada Double-bill of the series.
(S3, ep6 of 10) 11.25 Gomorrah Italian
9.00 Die Hard 4.0: The True Story The
crime drama. Pietro orders the gang
inspiration behind action thriller Die
Sky 109 Virgin 124/HD 191
to destroy the Nigerian crack dealers.
Hard 4.0. 10.00 Werner Herzog on
Subtitled. (S1, ep3 of 12). 12.25am
6.10am The Bill 10.00 Extreme
Death Row New edition 2 of 4. The
Vegas 1.25 Without a Trace 2.20 This Is Makeover: Home Edition 12.00noon
lmmaker meets death-row prisoner
Jinsy 2.50 The Sopranos 4.00-6.00am
Hairy Bikers Mississippi Adventure
Darlie Routier, who was convicted of
Visionaries: Inside the Creative Mind
2.00pm Emergency Bikers 4.00 Beverly the murders of her two children. 11.00
Hills Pawn 5.00 You Gotta Eat Here 6.00 Inside the Gangsters Code 12.00mt
Border Patrol 7.00 Bondi Rescue 8.00
Deadliest Catch 1.00am Werner Herzog
Sky 123
David Blaine: Magic Man 9.00 f on Death Row 2.00 Mythbusters
The Brothers Grimm Period adventure. 5.30-6.00am How Do They Do It?
6.00am The Encore Hour 12.00noon
Downton Abbey 12.50pm Poirot Back- Two con men brothers who claim to
be demon slayers encounter a real
to-back episodes of the detective
Sky 132 Virgin 130
drama, including: 12.50 Sad Cypress. witch. Stars Heath Ledger and Matt
Damon. (2005, 12) 11.15 Air
2.55 Death on the Nile. 5.00 The
7.10am 1-800-Missing 8.00 The
Clocks. 7.05 Three Act Tragedy. 9.00 Medics 11.55 David Blaines Street
Protector 9.00 The Closer 10.00 Rizzoli
Magic 12.50am Toughest Place to Be a & Isles 12.00noon Castle 1.00pm New
Vera 1 of 4. Detective drama series.
Paramedic 1.50-3.00am Too Fat for 15
A physiotherapist is murdered at
Tricks 3.00 Rizzoli & Isles 5.00 Castle
a luxury country retreat. 11.00 DCI
6.00 New Tricks 9.00 Death in Paradise
Banks 2 of 2. The detective breaks
Detective drama starring Ben Miller
Sky
113
Virgin
137
the news of Roys death to his
and Danny John-Jules. Dwaynes
parents. 12.05am Band of Gold 1.05
6.00am Royal Pains 8.00 Sea Patrol
favourite singer is murdered. 10.20
Cold Feet 2.05 The Ruth Rendell
Back-to-back editions. 12.00noon
Luther 11.40 Waking the Dead 1.50am
Mysteries 4.00-6.00am Encore Hour
NCIS Back-to-back episodes.
Republic of Doyle 2.40-4.00am Missing

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PRIME-TIME

11.00am Meet Dave Sci-


comedy starring Eddie
Murphy. (2008, PG)
1.00pm Toys Fantasy. Stars
the late Robin Williams.
(S) (1992, PG)
3.25 Night at the Museum 2
Fantasy sequel. A security
guard tries to stop an
Egyptian pharaoh taking
over the world. Stars Ben
Stiller. (2009, PG)
5.30 Marmaduke Comedy.
A Great Dane struggles to
t in with his neighbours.
With the voice of Owen
Wilson. (S) (2010, U)

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Comedy

Action / Adventure

Family

Drama/Romance

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Sky 307 Virgin 407/HD 437

Sky 306 Virgin 406/HD 436

Sky 310 Virgin 410/HD 440

6.00am The Last Keepers


See 6.15pm. 7.35 Enough
Said See 12.45pm.
9.15 The Washington Snipers
See 1.20am. 11.00 The
Last Keepers See 6.15pm.
12.45pm Enough Said
Romantic comedy drama.
Stars Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
(S) (2013, 12)
2.30 Baggage Claim
See 10.00pm. 4.15 Thor:
The Dark World As 8pm.
6.15 The Last Keepers
Fantasy starring Zosia
Mamet and Aidan Quinn.
(S, D) (2013, 12)

7.05am Mean Girls


See 6.15pm.
8.55 The Incredible Burt
Wonderstone As 4.25pm.
10.50 Theres Something
About Mary See 8.00pm.
12.55pm Without a Paddle
See 11.45pm.
2.40 My Big Fat Greek
Wedding Comedy. (S)
(2001, PG)
4.25 The Incredible Burt
Wonderstone Comedy.
(S, D) (2013, 15)
6.15 Mean Girls Comedy
starring Lindsay Lohan.
(S, D) (2004, 12)

6.40am Resident Evil:


Apocalypse Sci- sequel
starring Milla Jovovich.
(S, D) (2004, 15)
8.25 The Mask of Zorro
See 4.45pm.
10.50 R.I.P.D. See 7.15pm.
12.35pm Jack Reacher
See 9.00pm. 2.50 Deep
Blue Sea See 11.15pm.
4.45 The Mask of Zorro
Adventure. The hero
grooms a young bandit
to be his successor. Stars
Antonio Banderas and
Anthony Hopkins. (S, D)
(1998, PG)

7.00am Barnyard As 4.35pm.


8.40 Cloudy With a Chance
of Meatballs 2 As 6.15pm.
10.35 Hotel Transylvania
See 8.00pm.
12.15pm Sammys Great
Escape Animation.
(S, D) (2012, U)
1.55 Oliver! Vintage musical.
(S) (1968, U)
4.35 Barnyard Animation.
(S, D) (2006, PG)
6.15 Cloudy With a Chance
of Meatballs 2 Animated
sequel with the voices of
Bill Hader and Anna Faris.
(S, D) (2013, U)

6.00am Darling Companion


Comedy drama starring
Diane Keaton and Kevin
Kline. (S) (2012, 12)
7.50 Dirty Dancing 2: Havana
Nights See 12.15am.
9.30 Battle of the Year
Dance drama. Stars Laz
Alonso. (S) (2013, 12)
11.30 Pitch Perfect See
6.00pm. 1.45pm The Devil
Wears Prada See 8.00pm.
3.45 Dead Poets Society
See 10.00pm.
6.00 Pitch Perfect Comedy
starring Anna Kendrick.
(S, D) (2012, 12)

7.15 Fantastic Four: Rise 8.00 Thor: The Dark

World Fantasy sequel.

Fantasy adventure sequel.


The four superheroes try
to thwart a voyagers
destructive mission. Stars
Ioan Gruffudd and Chris
Evans. (2007, PG)
9.00 The Hole Teen
horror. Two brothers nd
a seemingly bottomless
hole in the basement of
their new home. Stars
Chris Massoglia and Haley
Bennett. (2009, 12)

The god of thunder joins


forces with his brother
to defend the universe.
Stars Chris Hemsworth
and Natalie Portman.
(S, D) (2013, 12)

10.00 Baggage Claim

Romantic comedy. An air


hostess revisits her former
boyfriends in the hope of
nding a husband. Stars
Paula Patton and Derek
Luke. (S, D) (2013, 12)

Satirical comedy. A naive


electoral candidate goes
up against a scandal-hit
congressman. Stars Will
Ferrell and Jason Sudeikis.
(S, D) (2012, 15)

10.50 Underworld:
Awakening Thriller sequel
starring Kate Beckinsale.
(S) (2012, 18)
12.30am Shutter Thriller
remake. (2008, 15)
2.10-4.00am Vinyan Thriller
starring Rufus Sewell.
(S) (2008, 18)

11.40 Cabin Fever:


Patient Zero Horror
prequel starring Sean
Astin. (S) (2014, 18)
1.20am The Washington
Snipers Crime drama.
(S) (2013, 15)
3.00-4.40am Cabin Fever:
Patient Zero See 11.40pm.

11.45 Without a Paddle


Comedy starring Seth
Green. (S) (2004, 12)
1.30am Scary Movie 3 Spoof
horror. (S) (2003, 15)
3.05 Coffee Town Comedy.
(S) (2013, 15)
4.40-6.20am My Big Fat Greek
Wedding See 2.40pm.

About Mary Comedy


A lovesick man hires a
seedy detective to track
down his high-school
sweetheart. Stars Ben
Stiller and Cameron Diaz.
(S, D) (1998, 15)

10.10 The Campaign

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TV Radio

fantasy. A deceased cop


teams up with a longdead sheriff to arrest dead
souls who refuse to leave
Earth. Stars Jeff Bridges.
(S, D) (2013, 12)

9.00 Jack Reacher

Action thriller. A former


military cop investigates a
random shooting for which
an army sniper has been
framed. Stars Tom Cruise
and Rosamund Pike.
(S, D) (2012, 15)

11.15 Deep Blue Sea Thriller.


(D) (1999, 15)
1.05am Crank Action thriller.
(S, D) (2006, 18)
2.40 Mad Max 2 Sci- thriller.
(S) (1981, 18)
4.20-6.00am In the Line of

Duty: Smoke Jumpers

Drama. (1996, PG)

Animated comedy.
Dracula opens a luxury
resort for monsters but
nds himself entertaining
a human guest. With the
voice of Adam Sandler.
(S, D) (2012, U)

9.40 Beautiful

Creatures Supernatural

10.00 Dead Poets

Society Drama set in the

11.50 Peter Pan Fantasy


starring Jeremy Sumpter
and Rachel Hurd-Wood.
(S, D) (2003, PG)
1.50am Miracle Drama
starring Kurt Russell.
(S, D) (2004, PG)
4.15-6.00am Sammys Great
Escape See 12.15pm.

12.15am Dirty Dancing 2:


Havana Nights Romantic
drama sequel set in 1959.
(S, D) (2004, PG)
1.55 All Good Things Crime
drama. (2010, 15)
3.45-5.40am Desk Set
Comedy starring Spencer
Tracy. (1957, U)
Whats on

TV Sport

FREE 11.00 Swashbuckle 11.25 Kerwhizz


VIEW 70 11.45 Little Robots 12.00noon Balamory
Sky 613 Freesat 600 Virgin 701
HD 73 12.20pm Woolly & Tig 12.25 Wibbly Pig
7.00am Arthur 7.10 League of Super Evil 12.35 Small Potatoes 12.40 Old Jacks
Boat 1.00 Iconicles 1.25 Tinga Tinga
7.25 Shaun the Sheep 7.30 Pet Squad
Tales 1.35 Green Balloon Club Goes
7.45 MOTD Kickabout 8.00 How to Be
Epic @ Everything 8.20 The 12th Doctor: on Holiday 2.00 Driver Dans Special
Surprise 2.25 Rastamouse 2.35 Sarah
A Blue Peter Special 8.50 Officially
& Duck 2.45 Something Special: Were
Amazing Mini 9.00 Ultimate Brain
All Friends 3.05 Mister Maker Comes
9.30 HH: Gory Games Play Along 10.00
to Town 3.25 Dipdap 3.30 Nina and the
All Over the Place: USA 10.30 MI High
11.00 Young Dracula Files 11.30 Whoops Neurons: Earth Explorers 3.45 Andys
Dinosaur Adventures 4.00 Justins
I Missed the Bus 11.45 How to Be Epic
House 4.25 Kerwhizz 4.50 Grandpa
@ Everything 12.00noon Newsround
in My Pocket 5.00 Swashbuckle 5.25
12.05pm Absolute Genius with Dick &
Dom 12.35 4 OClock Club 1.00 Harriets Topsy and Tim 5.35 Topsy and Tim
5.50 The Adventures of Abney & Teal
Army 1.30 Newsround 1.40 The Sarah
6.00 64 Zoo Lane 6.10 Driver Dans Story
Jane Adventures 2.35 Doctor Who: The
Innite Quest 3.20 12 Again: Doctor Who Train 6.20 In the Night Garden 6.50Special 3.50 The Sarah Jane Adventures 7.00pm CBeebies Bedtime Story
FREE
5.40 Dr Who: Dreamland 6.25-7.00pm
VIEW
The 12th Doctor: A Blue Peter Special
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CBBC

CITV

CBEEBIES

A fashion magazine
editors demands make
her trainee assistants life
hell. Stars Meryl Streep
and Anne Hathaway.
(S, D) (2006, PG)

1950s. An unconventional
teacher takes a job at a
stuffy private school. Stars
the late Robin Williams.
(S, D) (1989, PG)

TV Kids

Sky 614 Freesat 601 Virgin 702

Prada Comedy.

romantic fantasy. A South


Carolina teenage boy falls
in love with a young witch.
Stars Alden Ehrenreich.
(S, D) (2013, 12)

Whats on

RADIO 1 FREEVIEW 700 Sky 0101 Virgin 901 Freesat 700


5.00am Rob da Bank. 7.00 Dev. 10.00 Matt Edmondson. 1.00pm Phil Taggart. 4.00
Radio 1s Dance Anthems. 7.00 MistaJam: Underground dance music. 9.00
Charlie Sloth. 11.00 DJ Target. 1.00am Diplo and Friends. 3.00-5.00am Friction.
RADIO 2 FREEVIEW 702 Sky 0102 Virgin 902 Freesat 702
6.00am Anneka Rice. 8.00 Sounds of the 60s. 10.00 Patrick Kielty. 1.00pm Pick of
the Pops. 3.00 Dermot OLeary. 6.00 Liza Tarbuck. 8.00 Ana Matronic: The singer
explores the evolution of disco. 9.00 Craig Charles Funk and Soul Show. 10.00
Sounds of the 80s. 12.00mt Bob Harris Sunday. 3.00-6.00am Richard Allinson.
RADIO 3 FREEVIEW 703 Sky 0103 Virgin 903 Freesat 703
7.00am Breakfast. 9.00 News; Summer CD Review. 12.15pm Music Matters.
1.00 News; Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Saturday Classics. 4.00 Sound of
Cinema. 5.00 Jazz Record Requests. 6.00 Jazz Line-Up. 7.30 BBC Proms. 10.15
Hear and Now. 12.00mt Geoffrey Smiths Jazz. 1.00-7.00am Through the Night.
RADIO 4 FREEVIEW 704 Sky 0104 Virgin 904 Freesat 704
6.00am News and Papers. 6.05 Open Country. 6.30 Farming Today This Week;
Weather. 7.00 News; Today. 9.00 News; Saturday Live. 10.30 The Kitchen Cabinet.
11.00 News; The Forum. 11.30 From Our Own Correspondent. 12.00noon News;
News. 12.05pm Bricks and Bubbles. 12.30 The Brig Society; Weather. 1.00
News. 1.10 Any Questions? 2.00 News; Any Answers? 2.30 Saturday Drama:
The Martin Beck Killings. 3.45 Key Matters. 4.00 News; Weekend Womans Hour.
5.00 Saturday PM. 5.30 iPM; Weather. 6.00 News. 6.15 Loose Ends. 7.00 News;
Prole. 7.15 Saturday Review: A look at the cultural highlights on offer at the
Edinburgh Festival. 8.00 News; Archive on 4: Vietnam and the Presidents. 9.00
News; Classic Serial: The Stuarts. 10.00 News; Weather. 10.15 Agree to Differ.
11.00 Quote Unquote. 11.30 Piers the Plowman Revisited. 12.00mt News;
Weather. 12.30am Sussex Scandals. 12.50 Shipping. 1.00 News; BBC World
Service. 5.20 Shipping. 5.30 News Brieng; Bells on Sunday. 5.45-6.00am Prole.
RADIO 5 LIVE FREEVIEW 705 Sky 0105 Virgin 905 Freesat 705
5.00am 5 Live Science. 6.00 Saturday Breakfast. 9.00 The Danny Baker Show.
11.00 Fighting Talk. 12.00noon 5 Live Sport. 12.45pm 5 Live Football: Aston Villa
v Newcastle United from Villa Park, kick-off 12.45pm. 2.30 Rugby League:
The Challenge Cup nal between Castleford Tigers and Leeds Rhinos
from Wembley, kick-off 3.00pm. 4.30 5 Live Football. 5.00 Sports Report. 6.06
6-0-6. 8.00 Saturday Edition. 10.00 Stephen Nolan. 1.00-5.00am Up All Night.
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8.00 Theres Something 7.15 R.I.P.D. Action

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VIEW 71 6.50 Canimals 7.05 Sooty 7.15 Nerds &
HD 74 Monsters 7.40 Mr Bean: The Animated

6.00am Tikkabilla 6.30 Me Too! 6.50


Pingu 6.55 Postman Pat and the Great
Greendale Rocket 7.20 Dinopaws
7.30 Q Pootle 5 7.45 Boj 8.00 Mike the
Knight 8.10 Octonauts 8.20 Peter Rabbit
8.35 Chuggington 8.45 Buzz and Tell
8.50 Charlie and Lola 9.00 Driver Dans
Special Surprise 9.25 Rastamouse 9.35
Sarah & Duck 9.45 Something Special:
Were All Friends 10.05 Mister Maker
Comes to Town 10.25 Dipdap 10.30
Nina and the Neurons 10.45 Gigglebiz

Series 7.55 Chowder 8.25 Signed


Stories: Share a Story 8.30 Tricky TV
11.10 The Looney Tunes Show 11.35
Pokmon: XY 12.05pm The Aquabats
Super Show 12.30 Skillicious 1.00
Horrid Henry 2.00 Almost Naked
Animals 2.30 Fleabag Monkeyface 3.05
Bottom Knocker Street 3.35 My Parents
Are Aliens 4.00 Fort Boyard Ultimate
Challenge 4.30 Jungle Run 5.00 The
Aquabats Super Show 5.30 Skillicious
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6.00am Football Gold 6.30


One2Eleven 7.00 Premier
League Legends 7.30 Premier
League Preview 8.00 Football
Gold (HD) 8.30 One2Eleven
9.00 The Fantasy Football
Club (HD) 10.00 Soccer AM

12.00noon Football

lIpswich Town v

Norwich City. Coverage


of todays Championship
match at Portman Road,
kick-off 12.15pm. (HD)
2.30pm Ringside The
career of Nigel Benn. (HD)
3.30 Legends of F1 (HD)

4.30 Echoes of the Past


4.45 Football l

Everton v Arsenal.
The Premier League
match from Goodison
Park, kick-off 5.30pm. (HD)

8.00 Football: Game of

the Day The days top


Premier League match.

10.00 Football: Match

Choice Extended Premier

League highlights. (HD)


11.30 Football (HD) 1.00am
Football: Match Choice (HD)
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7.20 The Chronicles of
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Prince Caspian (2008, PG)
12.25pm Rescuers
Down Under (1990, U)
1.55 George of the
Jungle See 4.05am.
3.35 The Kid Fantasy drama.

Thor: The Dark World, SM Premiere, 8.00pm


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See 9.00pm.
3.30 Final Destination 2
5.15 Children of Men

6.10am Frankenweenie
7.55 The Host
10.05 The Smurfs 2
12.05pm The Lord of

8.00 The Chronicles

7.15 Judge Dredd Action

7.00 The Lord of the

of Narnia: Prince
Caspian Fantasy.

Rings: The Two


Towers Fantasy.

A ruthless property
developers evil plans are
thwarted by the magical
VW Beetle. Stars Helen
Hayes. (S) (1974, U)

thriller based on stories


from comic 2000 AD.
A futuristic law enforcer
ghts to clear his name
when he is framed for
murder. Stars Sylvester
Stallone. (1995, 15)
9.00 World War Z Action
thriller. A UN investigator
tries to stop a zombie
virus that is overwhelming
the world. Stars Brad Pitt,
Mireille Enos and Daniella
Kertesz. (2013, 15)

Hobbit Frodo comes face


to face with the rings
former owner. Stars Elijah
Wood and Ian McKellen.
(S, D) (2002, 12)
10.00 The Heat Comedy.
A cop and an FBI agent
reluctantly team up bring
a drug kingpin to justice.
Stars Sandra Bullock
and Melissa McCarthy.
(S, D) (2013, 15)

12.10am Son of Flubber


Fantasy comedy sequel.
Stars Fred MacMurray.
(S) (1963, U, b&w)
2.05 A Far Off Place Drama.
(S) (1993, PG)
4.05-5.50am George of the
Jungle Adventure comedy.
(S) (1997, U)

11.15 Saw Horror. (S, D)


(2004, 18)
1.05am I Still Know What You
Did Last Summer Horror
sequel. (S) (1998, 18)
2.50 Scream 3 Thriller sequel.
(S, D) (2000, 18)
5.00-6.45am Ice Sci- thriller.
(S) (1998, 12)

12.00mt Dredd Sci- thriller.


(S, D) (2012, 18)
1.45am Drinking Buddies
Romantic comedy drama.
(S, D) (2013, 15)
3.25 Alter Egos Fantasy.
(S, D) (2012, 15)
4.55-6.40am Space Warriors
(S, D) (2013, PG)

(S, D) (2000, PG)


5.30 The Chronicles of

Narnia: The Lion, the


Witch and the Wardrobe
Fantasy adventure. (S)
(2005, PG)

Four children return to the


magical land of Narnia to
help the king reclaim his
throne. Stars Ben Barnes.
(S) (2008, PG)

10.35 Herbie Rides

Again Comedy sequel.

the Rings: The Two


Towers
3.05 The Heat See 10.00pm.
5.05 The Smurfs 2

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6.45am Inside Man See


6.50pm. 8.55 LUV Crime
drama. (2012) 10.35 Out
of Sight Offbeat romantic
thriller. (1998) 12.40pm The
Bone Collector See 9.00pm.
2.40 Dj Vu See 11.05pm.
4.50 John Q Thriller. (2002)
6.50 Inside Man Crime
thriller starring Denzel
Washington. (2006) 9.00 The
Bone Collector Crime thriller
starring Denzel Washington
and Angelina Jolie. (1999)
11.05 Dj Vu Sci- thriller
starring Denzel Washington.
(2006) 1.20am Derailed
Thriller. (2005) 3.15 Fear
Thriller. (1996) 5.00-6.45am
Malpractice Thriller. (2001)

6.00am Renaissance
Animated thriller. (2005)
8.00 Three Kings See
8.00pm. 10.05 M*A*S*H
Comedy. (1970) 12.05pm
Platoon See 10.00pm. 2.10
Lawrence of Arabia Epic
wartime adventure. (1962)
5.50 Philadelphia Oscarwinning drama. (1993) 8.00
Three Kings War drama.
(1999) 10.00 Platoon Oscarwinning Vietnam War drama.
Stars Charlie Sheen. (1986)
12.05am Bonnie and Clyde
Gangster thriller. (1967) 2.00
Renaissance See 6.00am.
3.50-6.00am Eddie Murphy
Raw Stand-up comedy
performance. (1987)

6.00am Hook See 3.55pm.


8.25 Babe See 6.20pm.
10.05 Back to the Future
Part III See 4.20am. 12.05pm
Grease See 8.00pm.
2.00 Grease 2 See 10.00pm.
3.55 Hook Fantasy. (1991)
6.20 Babe Comedy starring
James Cromwell. (1995)
8.00 Grease Musical starring
John Travolta. (1978) 10.00
Grease 2 Musical sequel
starring Michelle Pfeiffer.
(1982) 12.00mt Do the Right
Thing Comedy drama.
(1989) 2.05am Lorenzos Oil
Fact-based drama. (1992)
4.20-6.20am Back to the
Future Part III Time-travel
adventure sequel. (1990)

TCM

True Movies 1

Movie Mix

Sky 317 Virgin 415/HD 416

Sky 321 Freesat 302 Virgin 424

Sky 185 Freesat 143

5.00am The Odessa File


Thriller. (1974) 7.20 Gunsmoke
9.30 The First Texan Western
drama. (1956) 11.05 King

5.00am Heart of a Child


Drama. (1994) 7.00 Trial:
The Price of Passion 9.00
Fun and Games Drama.
(1980) 11.00 What Kind of
Mother Are You? Drama.
(1996) 1.00pm No Higher
Love Drama. (1998) 3.00
Children of the Dark Drama.
(1994) 5.00 No Child of Mine
Drama. (1994) 7.00 This
Child Is Mine Drama. (1985)
9.00 High Lonesome Drama
starring Lou Gossett Jr.
(1994) 11.00 First Do No
Harm Drama. (1997) 1.00am

Richard and the Crusaders


Historical adventure.
(1954) 1.15pm Road to Bali
Musical comedy. (1952)
3.00 Ben-Hur Oscar-winning
epic. (1959) 7.00 Armoured
Command World War Two
drama. (1961) 9.00 Ransom
Thriller starring Mel Gibson
and Rene Russo. (1996)
11.20 John Carpenters
Vampires Horror. (1997)
1.20am Ransom See 9.00pm.
3.20-5.00am Terry Wogan

Presents the Very Best


of The Ed Sullivan Show

A Holiday to Remember

Drama. (1995) 3.00-5.00am

Judgment Day: The John


List Story Drama. (1993)

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8.30am A Shine of Rainbows


Drama. (2009) 10.35 The

Swan Princess: The Mystery


of the Enchanted Treasure
(1998) 12.20pm Magic in the
Water Fantasy. (1995) 2.35
Man of the House Action
comedy. (2005) 4.45 Mrs
Winterbourne Romantic
comedy. (1996) 7.00 Like
Father, Like Son Comedy.
(1987) 9.00 Dawn Rider
Western. (2012) 10.55 Dirty
Mary, Crazy Larry Thriller.
(1974) 12.50am Attack of the
Sabretooth Sci- thriller.
(2005) 2.40-4.30am The
Art of War III: Retribution
Spy thriller sequel. (2009)

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6.00am Sporting Rivalries 7.00


Australias Best Ashes Days
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Fever (HD) 10.00 Ricky
Ponting Masterclass (HD)

6.00am Tennis (HD) 8.00


Rugby Union lNew
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8.35am. (HD) 11.00 Womens
Rugby Union 11.30 Tennis

6.00am Golf 7.30 Racemax


8.00 Tight Lines (HD) 9.00
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(HD) 10.00 WWE: Smackdown

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9.00 Classic Premier League
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Saturday Todays scores.


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Newcastle United.
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Park, kick-off 12.45pm.
3.00pm SportsHUB (HD)

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3.30 Fletch & Sav: The Best
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10.30 Cricket l

Birmingham v Surrey and


Hampshire v Lancashire.
Coverage of the T20 Blast
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The nal is at 6.30pm.

5.30pm Ricky Ponting

Masterclass (HD)

6.00 Cricket Classics


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Coverage of the T20 Blast


nal at Edgbaston. (HD)

10.30 Rugby League


11.30 Rugby Union New

Zealand v Australia and


Argentina v South Africa.
1.30 Cricket (HD) 5.30-6.00am
Cricket: Best of ICC WT20

SKY SPORTS F1
Sky 407 Virgin 507 / 517

9.45-11.15am F1: Belgian


Grand Prix lThe third
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12.00noon-2.35pm F1: Belgian
Grand Prix lQualifying
session, start-time 1.00pm.

1.30pm French Rugby

Union lBrive v

Clermont Auvergne.
Coverage of the Top 14
match, kick-off 1.45pm.

4.00 Rugby Union


lWestern

Province v Golden Lions.


The rst in a double-bill
of Currie Cup games,
kick-off 4.05pm. (HD)

6.00 Rugby Union

lSharks v Free
State Cheetahs. Todays
second Currie Cup match
in Durban, kick-off 6.10pm.

8.00 Womens Rugby

Union World Cup review.


8.30 Rugby Union
lArgentina v

South Africa. Coverage of


the Rugby Championship
match, kick-off 8.40pm.
11.00 Tennis 1.00am WWE:
Late Night Superstars (HD)
2.00 WWE: NXT 3.00 WWE:
Smackdown 5.00-6.00am
WWE: Bottom Line (HD)

12.00noon Golf l

The third round of the


inaugural Czech Masters
from the Albatross Golf
Resort in Prague. (HD)
4.00pm Tennis ATP Tour.

4.30 WWE: Bottom Line


Highlights of Raw. (HD)

5.30 Sporting Greats

Golfer Seve Ballesteros.

6.00 Golf lCoverage


of the third round of the
Barclays from Ridgewood
in New Jersey. (HD)
11.00 Golf Highlights of the
third round of the Czech
Masters in Prague. (HD)
12.00mt Golf Fred Couples
v Ernie Els at Nicklaus
North in Whistler in 1998.
1.30am Golf Highlights of
the Czech Masters. (HD)

2.30 Sporting Greats

Golfer Jack Nicklaus.


3.00 Golf See 12.00mt.
4.30 Golf See 11.00pm.

5.30-6.00am

Sporting Greats

12.00noon Soccer

lMlaga v Athletic
Bilbao. The rst match of
tonights La Liga triple-bill
comes from La Rosaleda,
kick-off 5.00pm. (HD)

7.00 Spanish Football

lSeville v Valencia.
Coverage from the Estadio
Ramn Snchez Pizjun,
kick-off 7.00pm. (HD)

9.00 Spanish Football


lAlmera v

Espanyol. The La Liga


match from the Estadio de
los Juegos Mediterrneos,
kick-off 9.00pm. (HD)

11.00 Footballs Greatest

Teams Real Madrid.

11.30 Spanish Gold 12.00mt


Spanish Football (HD) 3.00am
Footballs Greatest (HD) 3.30
Spanish Gold 4.00-6.00am
Spanish Football (HD)

12.00noon Football

lAston Villa v

5.30 German Football

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Dortmund v Bayer
Leverkusen. Coverage
of the Bundesliga match
from Signal Iduna Park,
kick-off 5.30pm. (HD)
7.30 SportsHUB (HD)

8.00 German Football

Hannover 96 v Schalke 04.

9.30 Fletch & Sav:

The Best Bits (HD)

10.00 UFC Fight Night 48


From Macau in China. (HD)
12.30am UFC: Ultimate Insider
(HD) 1.00 UFC Fight: PreLims
lFrom Tulsa. (HD)
3.00-6.00am UFC Fight Night
lBenson Henderson v
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European Championships.
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European Championships.
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Match of the Day (S, Rpt, HD) 9176502
BBC News (S, HD) 86705
Sunday Morning Live (S, HD) 79366
Bargain Hunt (S, Rpt, AD) 59502
NOON News; Weather (S, HD) 4426705
PM
F1: Belgian Grand Prix Suzi Perry
introduces coverage of the 12th race of
the season from the Spa-Francorchamps
circuit, start-time 1.00pm. Commentary from
Ben Edwards and David Coulthard, with
analysis by Eddie Jordan. (S, HD) 19921502
Highlights of the race at 7.00pm on BBC2.

3.30 Escape to the Country (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 63083


4.30 The Great British Bake Off Bread: 3 of 10.

SERI

The 10 remaining amateur bakers face three


bread-making tasks. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 47502
5.30 Songs of Praise Carnival and Culture:
Religious music series. In this edition, Pam
Rhodes introduces hymns from St Edmunds
Church in Roundhay, Leeds. (S, HD) 878347
6.05 Deadly on a Mission: Pole to Pole Jungle
Expedition: Wildlife documentary series. The
crew embarks on an expedition deep into the
jungles of Guyana, where Steve Backshall
searches for a harpy eagle. (S, HD) 430705
6.35 News; Local News; Weather (S, HD) 424279

ITV, 8.00pm Mothers pride Theres


cause for celebration this evening following
the birth of a baby llama the rst born
inside London Zoo for more than 10 years.

7.00 Natures Miracle Orphans

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Suzi Perry introduces action from todays
race at the Spa-Francorchamps circuit,
where the 12th meeting of the season
took place. Commentary from David
Coulthard and Ben Edwards. (S, HD) 3989

8.00 Dragons Den 6 of 12. Business-based


challenge series hosted by Evan Davis.
Tonight, a returning entrepreneur pitches
an outdoor space-saving device, a golng
duo present their twist on the traditional
tee, and a designer reveals a new take on
the conventional umbrella. (S, HD) 2637

9.00 James Mays Cars of the People

starring John Simm. Grace becomes


increasingly impressed by Bills left-wing
ideas as polling day approaches, John
makes a success of the dairy farm, and
Clem discovers the perfect woman for
Edmund. See feature, page 17. (S, AD, HD) 4231

10.00 News; Local News; Weather (S) 926328


10.25 Match of the Day 2 Mark Chapman
introduces highlights of todays Premier
League matches, featuring Sunderland v
Manchester United, Hull City v Stoke City
and Tottenham Hotspur v Queens Park
Rangers. Plus, all the goals from the
matches played yesterday. (S, HD) 8141142
11.35 Match of the Day at 50 Another chance to
see last Fridays documentary celebrating
50 years of the iconic football highlights
programme, featuring a look at what has
made the show such as success over the
years, and how it has evolved to remain
relevant. (S, Rpt, HD) 500892 Weather
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The Beechgrove Garden (S, HD) 90665
The Football League Show (S, Rpt) 7164502
Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (S) 9943502
Coast Travel series. (S, Rpt, HD) 9775540
PM MOTD2 Extra Highlights. (S, HD) 6068502
Food & Drink Culinary series. Sat Bains

demonstrates his take on a traditional bread


and butter pudding. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 51960
1.30 Sweets Made Simple Culinary series. Kitty
Hope and Mark Greenwood make sweets
that originated as medicinal remedies,
including Turkish delight. (S, Rpt, HD) 57095
2.00 Flog It! Trade Secrets Antiques series. The
experts offer advice on buying and selling
military memorabilia. (S, Rpt, HD) 4499
2.30
Athletics Gabby Logan introduces
coverage of the British Grand Prix from the
Alexander Stadium in Birmingham. With
only two more meetings remaining in the
Diamond League series this year, in Zrich
and Brussels, the home crowd will be keen
to cheer the likes of Mo Farah and Christine
Ohuruogu to victory today. (S, HD) 6986347

John Craven and Anita Rani explore the


foodie culture of Herefordshire, meeting
farmer Simon Cutter and his pure-bred
cattle, and a botanist who is extracting
natural goodness from elds. Includes
Weather for the Week Ahead. (S, HD) 4095

9.00 The Village 3 of 6. Period drama series

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Sissinghurst in Kent. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 93144

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1.00

First in a two-part documentary in which


Ellie Harrison and Max Hug Williams follow
orphaned baby animals as they prepare
to return to the wild. This edition features
rescued koalas in Australia. Concludes
next week. See feature, page 23. (S, HD) 5347

8.00 Countryle Rural magazine. Tonight,

The Village

Available in HD on Sky 102/142 Fview 102 Virgin 162 Fsat 109

6.00 AM Countryle Sperrin Mountains. (S) 48057


7.00 Alan Titchmarshs Garden Secrets From

In the last in the documentary series, the


presenter looks at the social signicance
of cars by exploring how new wealth has
inspired some of the greatest vehicles
ever made. He also unveils his choice of
the ultimate peoples car. (S, AD, HD) 2873

10.00 An Adventure in Space and Time


Feature-length drama written by Mark
Gatiss telling the story of how sci- drama
series Doctor Who was rst brought to the
screen in November 1963. Stars David
Bradley, Brian Cox, Jessica Raine and
Sacha Dhawan. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 88163
11.30

fThe Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Sci- comedy. A man embarks on a series


of intergalactic misadventures. Stars Martin
Freeman, Mos Def, Zooey Deschanel and
Sam Rockwell. (100mins, 2005, PG, S, W/S)
Rating See Filmweek, page 29 584540
1.10 AM Sign Zone Starting with: 1.10 Countryle
Rural magazine. From the Sperrin Mountains
in Northern Ireland. (SL, S, Rpt, HD) 5377922
2.05 to 3.05 AM Holby City The Art of Losing:
Medical drama series. Elliot is devastated
by the news he will no longer be responsible
for Herzig. (SL, S, Rpt, AD, HD) 4308729

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8.25 News (S) 6503328
8.30 Weekend Chat show. With guests Richard

11.20
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1.30

3.30

5.30
6.35
6.45

US crime drama series. Jessica investigates


when an accountant is murdered just as the
historic store where he worked is about to
be sold to a museum. (S, Rpt, HD) 3644873
News; Weather (S) 6086665
River Monsters Germany. (S, Rpt) 93989
PM Long Lost Family (S, Rpt, HD) 75618
Columbo Columbo Goes to the Guillotine:
US crime drama series starring Peter Falk.
The detective enters the world of illusions
to investigate the death of a stage magician.
Guest stars Anthony Andrews. (S, Rpt) 43637
Midsomer Murders Not in My Back Yard:
Detective drama starring John Nettles and
Jason Hughes. A planning dispute leads to
murder after a woman suspects that her
neighbours are involved in a money-making
development scam. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 52279
Tipping Point Quiz series. (S, Rpt, HD) 7875434
Local News; Weather (S) 384347
News; Weather (S) 573386

7.00 Come On Down! The Game Show


Story 3 of 4. Documentary series. In this

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AM How I Met Your Mother (S, Rpt) 5359881


Motorsport Action from Thruxton. (S) 7818540
Outlaw Triathlon Highlights. (S) 8602960
Everybody Loves Raymond Double-bill of
the comedy. (S, Rpt) 23540 8.30 (S, Rpt) 22811
Frasier (Series 7, ep 12, S, Rpt) 13163
Sunday Brunch Weekly culinary magazine.
With Larry Lamb, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Rob
Beckett and Lewis Watson. (S) 633786
PM George Clarkes Amazing Spaces 2 of 8.
Documentary series. The architect meets
a man who is planning to convert an old car
into a cocktail bar. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 66960
The Big Bang Theory Triple-bill of the US
comedy. (S5, ep 9, S, Rpt, AD, HD) 42163
2.00 (S5, ep 10, S, Rpt, AD, HD) 78682434
2.25 (S5, ep 11, S, Rpt, AD, HD) 78685521
The Simpsons Life on the Fast Lane: Marge
contemplates an affair. (S, Rpt, AD) 4722908
Runaway Bride Romantic comedy.
A New York journalist meets a woman who
is renowned for ditching bridegrooms at the
altar. Stars Richard Gere, Julia Roberts and
Joan Cusack. (135mins, 1999, PG, S, HD)
Rating See Filmweek, page 29 86326618
Deal or No Deal Game show. (S, HD) 994724
News (S) 417989

series, a llama is born at London Zoo for


the rst time in 10 years. Plus, the giraffe
herd at Whipsnade has a new arrival in
need of urgent assistance when the calf
has problems with its legs and is unable
to suckle from its mother. (S, HD) 9163

9.00 The Great War: The Peoples Story


3 of 4. Documentary-drama series.
A young woman seizes the chance to
work in the arms factories at Woolwich
Arsenal, and a country vicars wry diary
is marked by increasing sadness as more
men leave his village for war. (S, HD) 9927

7.00 How Britain Worked 1 of 6. Series in


which engineering enthusiast Guy Martin
recreates technical achievements of the
19th Century, beginning by overhauling a
steam locomotive currently in use on the
Severn Valley Railway. (S, Rpt, HD) 8057

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The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (S, Rpt) 9639632
Motorsport UK Snetterton. (S, HD) 6354564
Britains Best Bakery Culinary series.
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and savoury canaps. (S, Rpt, HD) 6854748
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8.00 The Mill Last in the period drama series

10.00 News; Weather (S) 579569


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Childrens Ward Stuff That Other Kids
Can Do: Last in the documentary series.
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to use his time in hospital to improve his
lungs, while a boy preparing for surgery
lms his experience. (S, Rpt, HD) 139892

Family comedy sequel. A canine couple and


their ve puppies try to help their owners
parents, who face losing their home. Stars
Marcus Coloma and Erin Cahill, with the
voices of Odette Annable, George Lopez
and Ernie Hudson. (100mins, 2011, U, S, HD)
Rating See Filmweek, page 29 11222417
3.05
Holes Family adventure. A teenager
sent to a detention camp tries to work out
why the inmates are made to dig random
holes in the desert. Stars Shia LaBeouf,
Sigourney Weaver, Jon Voight and Patricia
Arquette. (130mins, 2003, PG, S, W/S, HD)
Rating See Filmweek, page 29 70486960
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A Cinderella Story Romantic comedy.
An unhappy teenager at the beck and call of
a selsh stepmother and her evil daughters
nds hope through an online romance. Stars
Hilary Duff, Chad Michael Murray and Dan
Byrd. (110mins, 2004, PG, S, W/S, AD, HD)
Rating See Filmweek, page 29 55286873

edition, Bradley Walsh looks at the role


played by contestants in creating gameshow history, meeting a memorable
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stolen top-secret information which the
kidnappers will stop at nothing to obtain.
(110mins, 2012, 12, S, HD) Rating
Starring: Henry Cavill, Vernica Echegui,
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The Million Pound Drop (S, Rpt, HD) 1109670
The Hoarder Next Door (S, Rpt, HD) 2103748
Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (S, Rpt) 2083835
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political career. To prove him wrong she
enrols at Harvard Law School and soon
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sensational murder trial. (110mins, 2001,
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Starring: Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson,
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surfers. Stars Keanu Reeves and Patrick
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Hollyoaks Omnibus.
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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Suburgatory (S3, ep5 of 13)
The Mindy Project (S2, ep11)
New Girl (S3, ep11 of 24)
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Romantic fantasy starring


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12.30 AM Craggy Island
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Musical starring Ginger Rogers and


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4.05
Wandering Eye Thriller.
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6.00 NCIS Triple-bill of the US drama.

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10.00 CSI: Miami The team races
Christmas with her brothers family.
against time to recapture a terrorist
7.00 M*A*S*H Back-to-back episodes
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of the Korean War comedy series.
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12.00mt CSI: Miami The case of a
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Dangerous Offender:
woman who stabbed her boyfriend
The Marlene Moore Story Drama.
to death with a screwdriver. (S2, ep5)
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Charlies Angels (2000, 15)
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Planet of the Apes Sci-
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Dracula: Dead and Loving It
Horror comedy. Stars Leslie Nielsen
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8.00 All Aboard: East Coast Trains
following British tourists
9.00 Inside RAF Brize Norton
hospitalised abroad.
10.00 WWE Superstars
11.00 WWE: Experience New
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My Life USA Featuring
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episodes of the animation.

7.00 The Simpsons Homer


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Bart betrays Milhouse.

before her 21st birthday.

5.00 Americas Next Top Model


The hopefuls take a fashion
quiz and pose as living
statues for an art exhibition.
6.00 Four Weddings US American
version of the reality series.

7.00 Shes Having a Baby


Expectant mothers discuss
contrasting approaches to
pregnancy and childbirth.

8.00 Got to Dance New edition 8.00 Hitched Documentary


6 of 11. Davina McCall hosts
as the auditions for the
contest come to a close.

SUNDAY

8.55 AM Help! My House Is Falling


6.00 AM Nothing to Declare
7.00 Border Security: Canadas
Down A family from Essex.
Front Line Double-bill.
10.00 Selling Houses with Amanda
Lamb Formby in Lancashire.
8.00 Fat Families Double-bill.
11.00 Location, Location, Location
10.00 Fat: The Fight of My Life
A 25-year-old comfort eater.
12.05 PM Gordon Ramsays Home
Cooking Eton mess bombe.
11.00 UK Border Force
12.35 Cooks Questions With Frances 12.00 NOON 60 Minute Makeover
Atkins and Glynn Purnell.
3.00 PM Criminal Minds The team
visits Mexico. (S1, ep19)
1.40 Jamies 15 Minute Meals
A recipe for glazed pork llet.
4.00 A serial killer tortures
2.40 Four in a Bed Back-to-back
and drowns women. (S1, ep20)
editions of the B&B challenge. 5.00 Motorway Patrol Double-bill.
5.20 Come Dine with Me Back-to6.00 Sinbad Gunnar and Sinbad

SKY1

Sky 106 Virgin 109/HD 110

Royal Pains
Universal, 8.00pm
The happy couple Paige and
Evan hit the streets on election
day in the Hamptons but then
face a tricky live TV interview.

series following the lives of


young couples during the
rst year of their marriage.

9.00 A Touch of Cloth II 2 of 2. 9.00 Criminal Minds Triple-bill.


Spoof thriller. DCI Jack
Cloth learns that Macratty
is working for Big Man.

A serial killer sends the


team video footage of his
latest murder. (S4, ep22)

10.00 Hawaii Five-0 McGarrett 10.00 Criminal Minds The team


& Jenna Kaye travel to North
Korea, where her anc is
held hostage. (S2, ep10)

travels to Texas to search


for a killer who is targeting
students. (S4, ep20)

11.00 An Idiot Abroad Exploring

11.00 Criminal Minds The agents


Americas Route 66.
suspect that a copycat killer
is on the loose. (S4, ep21)
12.00 MT My Holiday Hostage Hell
A woman and her mother
12.00 MT The Blacklist (S1, ep12)
who became the victims
1.00 AM Elementary (S2, ep9)
of a kidnapping in Bolivia.
2.00 The Blacklist (S1, ep8)
1.00 AM Street Crime UK
3.00 Elementary (S2, ep10)
2.00 Got to Dance Double-bill.
3.55 Bones 4.45 The Real A&E
4.00 to 6.00am
Brainiac: Science Abuse

SKY ATLANTIC

5.10 to 6.00am
Nothing to Declare

GOLD

Sky 108

Sky 110 Virgin 126

6.00am Cleverdicks 7.00 Seinfeld 8.00


The Guest Wing 9.00 Friday Night Lights
10.00 Urban Secrets 11.00 Team Sky
and British Cycling: The Road to Glory
12.00noon The Pitch 1.00pm Anthony
Bourdain: No Reservations 3.00 Blue
Bloods 5.00 Without a Trace 8.00
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations
The chef explores Vietnams Central
Highlands region. 9.00 Game of
Thrones Ned faces a fateful decision
to save Sansas life, and Tyrion is
forced onto the battleeld. (S1, ep9 of
10) 10.15 Gomorrah Pietro orders the
gang to destroy the Nigerian crack
dealers. Subtitled. (S1, ep3) 11.15
Banshee Hood discovers that crime
lord Proctor killed Jason. (S2, ep7)
12.30am Game of Thrones 1.45 Curb
Your Enthusiasm 2.20 This Is Jinsy 2.50
The Sopranos 4.00-6.00am Fish Town

6.15am 2point4 Children 6.45 Harry


Hills TV Burp 8.40 Only Fools and
Horses 12.05pm
Father of the
Bride Part II Comedy sequel. (1995,
PG) 2.15 Only Fools and Horses
6.50
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Comedy thriller. (1988, PG)
9.00 Im Alan Partridge 9.40 The Trip
10.20 Saxondale 11.00 Coogans Run
11.40 Dr Terribles House of Horrible
12.20am Im Alan Partridge 1.00 The
Trip 1.35 Saxondale 2.05 Coogans
Run 2.35-3.00am Rex the Runt

WATCH

Sky 109 Virgin 124/HD 191

6.15am Real Rescues 7.00 Worlds


Weirdest Restaurants 8.00 Beverly Hills
Pawn 8.30 You Gotta Eat Here 9.30 Hairy
Bikers Mississippi Adventure 10.30 Les
Mis at 25: Matt Lucas Dreams the Dream
11.50 Dynamo: Magician Impossible
2.50pm
Ella Enchanted Fantasy.
Sky 123
(2004, PG) 4.45
6.00am The Encore Hour 12.00noon The Father of the Bride Part II Comedy
Ruth Rendell Mysteries 12.55pm Poirot sequel. (1995, PG) 6.55
Miss Congeniality Comedy thriller.
Back-to-back episodes of the crime
(2000, 12) 9.00
Bruce
drama series. 9.00 The Suspicions of
Almighty Fantasy comedy. (2003, 12)
Mr Whicher Period drama starring
11.00 David Blaines Street
Paddy Considine. Inspector Jack
Magic 12.00mt Dynamo Revealed
Whicher travels to Rode in Wiltshire
1.00am Toughest Place to Be a Bus
to investigate a murder at a country
Driver 2.00-3.00am Too Fat for 15
house. 11.00 Vera Castles in the Air:
Crime drama series. The detective
investigates the murder of a young
Sky 113 Virgin 137
physiotherapist. 1.05am The Suspicions
of Mr Whicher 3.00 The Ruth Rendell
6.00am Rookie Blue 8.00 NCIS BackMysteries 4.00-6.00am Encore Hour
to-back episodes of the US drama.

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Universal, 9.00pm
Visiting hours An investigation
into the murder of Brian Gowdy
takes Swarek (Ben Bass) to a
suspect at Millburn Penitentiary.
8.00pm Royal Pains New episode
Evan and Paige take to the streets
on election day. (S5, ep12 of 13)
9.00 Rookie Blue New episode Sam
and Andy investigate the murder of
Brian Gowdy. (S5, ep6 of 22) 10.00
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
2.00am Rookie Blue 3.00 Sea Patrol
5.00-6.00am Necessary Roughness

DISCOVERY
Sky 520 Virgin 211/HD 212

6.00am Mythbusters 8.00 Extreme Car


Hoarders Back-to-back editions of
the series. 4.00pm How Do They Do It?
5.00 How Its Made 6.00 Bear Grylls:
Extreme Survival Caught on Camera
7.00 How the Earth Works New edition
How a giant asteroid impact may
have wiped out the dinosaurs. 8.00
Prehistoric Creatures that roamed
the area now occupied by New York
City. 9.00 Ice Pilots New edition 10.00
Alaskan Bush People How a
family survives in the wilderness. 11.00
Monsters Inside Me 12.00mt Ice Pilots
1.00am Dangerous Flights 2.00 Gold
Divers 5.30-6.00am How Do They Do It?

ALIBI

Sky 132 Virgin 130

7.10am Murdoch Mysteries 8.00 The


Doctor Blake Mysteries 9.00 Murdoch
Mysteries 10.00 Dalziel & Pascoe
12.00noon Taggart 1.00pm New Tricks
3.00 Murdoch Mysteries 4.00 Dalziel &
Pascoe 6.00 Taggart 7.00 New Tricks
8.00 Death in Paradise 9.00 New Tricks
11.00 The Doctor Blake Mysteries
12.00mt Murdoch Mysteries 2.00am
Republic of Doyle 2.50-4.00am Missing

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Premiere

Comedy

Action / Adventure

Family

Drama/Romance

Sky 301 Virgin 401/HD 431

Sky 308 Virgin 408/HD 438

Sky 307 Virgin 407/HD 437

Sky 306 Virgin 406/HD 436

Sky 310 Virgin 410/HD 440

11.00am Written on the Wind


Melodrama starring Rock
Hudson, Robert Stack and
the late Lauren Bacall. (S)
(1956, PG)
1.00pm Journey to the Center
of the Earth Adventure
starring Brendan Fraser.
(S) (2008, PG)
2.50 Black Knight Comedy.
Stars Martin Lawrence
and Marsha Thomason.
(S) (2001, PG)
4.40 Edward Scissorhands
Fantasy starring Johnny
Depp and Winona Ryder.
(S) (1990, PG)

6.00am The Last Keepers


See 6.15pm. 7.35 Enough
Said See 2.30pm.
9.15 The Washington Snipers
Fact-based crime drama.
(S, D) (2013, 15)
11.00 The Last Keepers See
6.15pm. 12.45pm Baggage
Claim See 10.00pm.
2.30 Enough Said Comedy.
(S, D) (2013, 12)
4.15 Thor: The Dark World
See 8.00pm.
6.15 The Last Keepers
Fantasy adventure starring
Zosia Mamet and Aidan
Quinn. (S) (2013, 12)

6.20am Weird Science See


6.15pm. 8.00 Our Idiot
Brother See 10.00pm.
9.35 The Monster Squad
Comedy. (1987, 15)
11.00 The Worlds End
See 8.00pm.
1.00pm Stop! Or My Mom
Will Shoot (1992, PG)
2.35 Little Shop of Horrors
Musical horror comedy.
(S, D) (1986, PG)
4.20 Anger Management
Offbeat comedy. (S, D)
(2003, 15)
6.15 Weird Science Comedy.
(S, D) (1985, 12)

6.00am Jaws: The Revenge


Action thriller sequel.
(S, D) (1987, 12)
7.40 Fantastic Four See
4.35pm. 9.35 Skyfall See
6.30pm. 12.05pm Fast &
Furious 6 See 9.00pm.
2.20 Tombstone Western
starring Kurt Russell.
(S, D) (1993, 15)
4.35 Fantastic Four Comicbook adventure. Five
astronauts pass through
an energy storm in space.
Stars Ioan Gruffudd, Chris
Evans and Jessica Alba.
(S, D) (2005, PG)

6.00am Dennis the Menace


Strikes Again! As 4.50pm.
7.45 An American Tail
(S, D) (1986, U)
9.20 An American Tail: Fievel
Goes West See 4.30am.
10.50 Daddy Day Care See
6.20pm. 12.35pm Epic See
8.00pm. 2.30 Oz the Great
and Powerful As 11.45pm.
4.50 Dennis the Menace
Strikes Again! Comedy.
(S, D) (1998, U)
6.20 Daddy Day Care
Family comedy starring
Eddie Murphy and Jeff
Garlin. (S) (2003, PG)

6.00am Knife Fight Comedy.


(S, D) (2012, 15)
7.50 Love and Honor Drama.
(S, D) (2013, 12)
9.35 Romeo and Juliet
Drama. (S) (2013, PG)
12.10pm Four Weddings and
a Funeral See 8.00pm.
2.10 John Tucker Must Die
Offbeat teen comedy.
(S, D) (2006, 12)
3.50 Dangerous Minds
Drama. (1995, 15)
5.35 The Great Gatsby
Period drama starring
Leonardo DiCaprio.
(S, D) (2013, 12)

6.50 27 Dresses

8.00 Thor: The Dark

8.00 The Worlds End

6.30 Skyfall James Bond

8.00 Epic Animated fantasy. 8.00 Four Weddings

Romantic comedy drama.


A serial bridesmaid meets
her match in a cynical
journalist. Stars Katherine
Heigl and James Marsden.
(S) (2008, 12)

9.00 The Haunting in

Connecticut Horror.
A family moves into a
former funeral home and
uncovers its macabre
past. Stars Virginia
Madsen and Kyle Gallner.
(S) (2009, 15)

11.15 R100
Japanese comedy drama.
Stars Nao Ohmori and
Lindsay Kay Hayward.
Subtitled. (2013, 15)
1.20-3.20am Re-Animator
Horror comedy starring
Jeffrey Combs. (S)
(1985, 18)

World Fantasy sequel.


The god of thunder joins
forces with his brother
to defend the universe.
Stars Chris Hemsworth
and Natalie Portman.
(S, D) (2013, 12)

10.00 Baggage Claim

Romantic comedy. An air


hostess revisits her former
boyfriends in the hope of
nding a husband. Stars
Paula Patton and Derek
Luke. (S, D) (2013, 12)

11.40 Cabin Fever: Patient


Zero Horror prequel
starring Sean Astin, Currie
Graham and Brando
Eaton. (S) (2014, 18)
1.20am The Washington
Snipers See 9.15am.
3.00-4.40am Cabin Fever:
Patient Zero See 11.40pm.

Sci- comedy. Five old


friends reunite for a pub
crawl, only to stumble on a
threat to the entire human
race. Stars Simon Pegg.
(S, D) (2013, 15)

10.00 Our Idiot Brother

9.00 Fast & Furious 6

11.40 Its All Gone Pete Tong


Comedy starring Paul
Kaye. (S) (2004, 15)
1.20am Anger Management
See 4.20pm.
3.10 Mental Offbeat comedy.
(S, D) (2012, 15)
5.10-6.50am Little Shop of
Horrors See 2.35pm.

TV Radio

A teenager is magically
shrunk to insect size and
joins a quest to protect
the soul of a forest. With
the voice of Amanda
Seyfried. (2013, U)

9.50 Nutty Professor II:

Action thriller sequel. The


gang of carjackers comes
out of retirement to stop a
criminal mastermind from
building a superweapon.
Stars Paul Walker. (S, D)
(2013, 12)

The Klumps Comedy.


A bumbling scientist
attempts to rid himself of
his troublesome alter ego.
Stars Eddie Murphy, Janet
Jackson and Larry Miller.
(S, D) (2000, 12)

11.15 Kill Bill: Vol. 1 Thriller


starring Uma Thurman.
(S, D) (2003, 18)
1.10am Kill Bill: Vol 2 Thriller.
(S, D) (2004, 18)
3.35-5.30am Mad Max

11.45 Oz the Great and


Powerful Fantasy prequel.
(S, D) (2013, PG)
2.05am Allan Quatermain

Offbeat comedy. When


a marijuana grower is
released from prison, he
turns to his three sisters
for help. Stars Paul Rudd
and Elizabeth Banks.
(S, D) (2011, 15)

Whats on

Beyond Thunderdome
Action thriller sequel.
(S, D) (1985, 15)

and the Lost City of Gold

(S, D) (1986, PG)


4.30-6.00am An American

Tail: Fievel Goes West

Animation. (1991, U)

12.40am Before Midnight


Romantic drama sequel.
(S, D) (2013, 15)
2.40 First Night Comedy
starring Richard E Grant.
(S, D) (2010, 15)
4.40-7.20am The Inn of the
Sixth Happiness Drama.
(S, D) (1958, PG)

TV Sport

FREE 11.25 Tree Fu Tom 11.45 Little Robots


VIEW 70 12.00noon Balamory 12.20pm Woolly
Sky 613 Freesat 600 Virgin 701
HD 73 & Tig 12.25 Wibbly Pig 12.35 Small
Potatoes 12.40 Old Jacks Boat 1.00
7.00am Arthur 7.15 Dragons: Riders
Iconicles 1.25 Tinga Tinga Tales 1.35
of Berk 8.00 Shaun the Sheep 8.15
Green Balloon Club Goes on Holiday
The Scooby-Doo Show 8.40 Whoops
2.00 Timmys Seaside Rescue 2.25
I Missed the Bus 9.00 Ultimate Brain
Rastamouse 2.35 Sarah & Duck 2.45
9.30 HH: Gory Games Play Along 10.00
Something Special: Out and About
Hacker Time 10.30 Wizards vs Aliens
3.05 Mister Maker Comes to Town
11.00 The Sparticle Mystery 11.30
3.25 Dipdap 3.30 Lets Celebrate
Roy 12.00noon Newsround 12.05pm
3.45 Andys Dinosaur Adventures 4.00
The 12th Doctor: A Blue Peter Special
Justins House 4.25 Tree Fu Tom 4.50
12.35 Help! My Supply Teacher Is Still
Grandpa in My Pocket 5.00 Swashbuckle
Magic 1.00 The Slammer Returns 1.30
Horrible Histories 2.00 Newsround 2.05 5.25 Peter Rabbit 5.35 My Story 5.50
The Adventures of Abney & Teal 6.00
Marrying Mum and Dad 2.35 My Team:
Waybuloo 6.20 In the Night Garden
The Cheerleaders 3.05 My Team 4.30
6.50-7.00pm CBeebies Bedtime Story
Turbo Boost 5.00 Naomis Nightmares
Read by actor Stephen Graham.
of Nature 5.30 Danis House Comedy.
FREE
6.00 Incredible Edibles: Gutbusters
VIEW
6.30-7.00pm Horrible Histories
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VIEW 71 6.50 Canimals 7.05 Sooty 7.15 Nerds
Sky 614 Freesat 601 Virgin 702
HD 74 & Monsters 7.40 Mr Bean: Animated

CBEEBIES

6.00am Tikkabilla 6.30 Me Too!


6.50 Pingu 6.55 Postman Pat Special:
Postman Pats Pirate Treasure 7.20
Dinopaws 7.30 Q Pootle 5 7.45 The
Koala Brothers 8.00 Mike the Knight
8.10 Octonauts 8.20 Peter Rabbit 8.35
Chuggington 8.45 Buzz and Tell 8.50
Charlie and Lola 9.00 Timmys Seaside
Rescue 9.25 Rastamouse 9.35 Sarah &
Duck 9.45 Something Special: Out and
About 10.05 Mister Maker Comes to
Town 10.25 Dipdap 10.30 Lets Celebrate
10.45 Gigglebiz 11.00 Swashbuckle

and a Funeral Comedy


drama. A commitmentshy Englishman falls for
an enigmatic American
woman. Stars Hugh Grant
and Andie MacDowell.
(S, D) (1994, 15)
10.00 Amistad Historical
drama. African slaves
seize control of a ship in
1839, leading to a legal
battle to decide their fate.
Stars Morgan Freeman.
(S, D) (1997, 15)

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RADIO 1 FREEVIEW 700 Sky 0101 Virgin 901 Freesat 700


5.00am Seani B. 7.00 Dev. 10.00 Matt Edmondson. 1.00pm Phil Taggart. 4.00 The
Official Chart. 7.00 Dan & Phil. 9.00 The Surgery with Aled & Dr Radha. 10.00
Annie Mac. 12.00mt BBC Introducing with Jen and Ally. 2.00-4.00am Monki.
RADIO 2 FREEVIEW 702 Sky 0102 Virgin 902 Freesat 702
6.00am Sunday Hour. 7.00 Clare Balding. 9.00 Steve Wright. 11.00 Terry Wogan.
1.00pm Elaine Paige. 3.00 Sounds of the 70s. 5.00 Paul OGrady. 7.00 Michael Ball.
9.00 Clare Teal. 11.00 Don Black. 12.00mt Will Gompertz. 2.00-6.30am Alex Lester.
RADIO 3 FREEVIEW 703 Sky 0103 Virgin 903 Freesat 703
7.00am Breakfast. 9.00 News; Sunday Morning. 12.00noon Private Passions.
1.00pm News; BBC Proms Chamber Music. 2.00 The Early Music Show. 3.00
Choral Evensong. 4.00 BBC Proms. 6.15 Words and Music. 7.30 BBC Proms. 10.00
Mother of Him. 11.00 New Generation Artists. 12.30-6.30am Through the Night.
RADIO 4 FREEVIEW 704 Sky 0104 Virgin 904 Freesat 704
6.00am News. 6.05 Something Understood. 6.35 On Your Farm. 7.00 News;
Sunday Papers. 7.10 Sunday; Appeal. 8.00 News; Sunday Papers. 8.10 Sunday
Worship; A Point of View; Tweet. 9.00 News; Broadcasting House. 10.00 News;
The Archers. 11.15 The Reunion. 12.00noon News. 12.05pm Just a Minute. 12.30
Food Programme. 1.00 The World This Weekend. 1.30 Soul Music. 2.00 News;
Gardeners Question Time. 2.45 Listening Project. 3.00 News; Classic Serial: The
Stuarts. 4.00 News; Open Book. 4.30 In Memoriam: Conversations on a Bench.
5.00 Taking the Edge Off. 5.40 Prole; Shipping; Weather. 6.00 News. 6.15 Pick
of the Week. 7.00 News; The Archers. 7.15 A Charles Paris Mystery: Murder in the
Title. 7.45 Comic Fringes. 8.00 News; More or Less. 8.30 Last Word. 9.00 News;
Bricks and Bubbles; Appeal. 9.30 In Business; Weather. 10.00 The Westminster
Hour. 11.00 The Film Programme. 11.30 Something Understood. 12.00mt News.
12.15am The Educators. 12.45 Bells on Sunday; Shipping. 1.00 News; World
Service. 5.20 Shipping. 5.30 News; Prayer. 5.45-6.00am Farming Today; Tweet.
RADIO 5 LIVE FREEVIEW 705 Sky 0105 Virgin 905 Freesat 705
5.00am Non League Football Show. 6.00 Sunday Breakfast. 9.00 SportsWeek.
10.00 On the Money. 11.00 5 Live in Short. 12.00noon 5 Live Sport. 12.15pm
MOTD2 Extra. 1.00 5 Live Sport. 1.30 Football: Tottenham Hotspur v QPR,
kick-off 1.30pm. 3.30 5 Live Sport. 4.00 Football: Sunderland v Manchester
United, kick-off 4.00pm. 6.06 6-0-6. 7.30 5 Live News. 8.00 5 Live Science. 9.00
Local Stories. 10.00 Stephen Nolan. 1.00am Up All Night. 4.35-5.00am 5 Live F1.
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thriller. Agent 007 hunts


the criminal mastermind
behind a terrorist attack
on MI6. Stars Daniel Craig
and Javier Bardem. (S, D)
(2012, 12)

Series 7.55 Chowder 8.25 Signed


Stories: Share a Story 8.30 Tricky TV
11.10 The Looney Tunes Show 11.35
Pokmon: XY 12.05pm The Aquabats
Super Show 12.30 Skillicious 1.00 Horrid
Henry 2.00 Almost Naked Animals
2.30 Fleabag Monkeyface 3.05 Bottom
Knocker Street 3.35 My Parents Are
Aliens Family comedy. 4.00 Fort Boyard
Ultimate Challenge Adventure game
show. 4.30 Jungle Run 5.00 Aquabats
Super Show Comedy. 5.30 Skillicious
5.50-6.00pm Om Nom Stories

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6.00am Football: Match Choice


(HD) 7.30 Premier League 100
Club (HD) 8.30 Football (HD)
9.00 The Sunday Supplement
(HD) 10.30 Goals on Sunday

12.30pm Football

Hull City v Stoke City.


The rst match of todays
Premier League doublebill comes from the KC
Stadium, kick-off 1.30pm.

3.30 Football

Sunderland v Manchester
United. Todays second
Premier League match
from the Stadium of Light,
kick-off 4.00pm. (HD)
7.00 Boxing A prole of
Anthony Joshua. (HD)

8.00 Goals on Sunday

Yesterdays action. (HD)

9.00 Premier League 100

Club Teddy Sheringham.

9.30 Footballs Greatest

Teams Manchester Utd.

10.00 Football Premier

League highlights. (HD)


11.30 PL 100 Club 12.00mt
The Sunday Supplement
1.30am Goals on Sunday (HD)
2.30 Football 4.00 Boxing
5.00 Rise as One 5.30-6.00am
Footballs Greatest Teams

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6.00am The Three Caballeros


See 10.50pm.
7.20 The Aristocats (S, D)
(1970, U)
8.45 Robin Hood Animation.
(S, D) (1973, U)
10.25 Saving Mr Banks
See 5.50pm.
12.35pm Mary Poppins (S, D)
(1964, U)
3.05 One Hundred and One
Dalmatians Animation.
(S) (1961, U)
4.30 Dumbo Animation.
(S) (1941, U)
5.50 Saving Mr Banks (S, D)
(2013, PG)

6.45am Wrath of the Titans


See 7.05pm.
8.40 The X Files
10.55 The Purge
1.05pm Christine
3.05 The Borderlands
See 9.00pm.
4.50 The X Files

8.00 The Jungle Book

7.05 Wrath of the Titans 7.00 The Lord of the

6.45am Miami Vice Thriller.


(2006) 9.05 Speed As 7.00pm.
11.05 Speed 2: Cruise Control
Thriller sequel. (1997) 1.15pm
The East Thriller. (2013)
3.20 Red Rock West Offbeat
comedy thriller. (1992)
5.10 Cellular Action thriller
starring Kim Basinger, Chris
Evans and William H Macy.
(2004) 7.00 Speed Thriller
starring Keanu Reeves
and Dennis Hopper. (1994)
9.00 The Green Mile Prison
drama starring Tom Hanks.
(1999) 12.05am The East
Thriller. (2013) 2.10 Signs
Sci- drama. (2002) 4.356.50am Speed 2: Cruise
Control See 11.05am.

6.00am Rebel Without


a Cause See 2.05pm.
7.55 Jarhead See 5.50pm.
10.05 Untouchable French
comedy. Subtitled. (2011)
12.05pm Grosse Pointe Blank
See 8.00pm. 2.05 Rebel
Without a Cause Drama.
(1955) 4.05 Team America:
World Police Comedy.
(2004) 5.50 Jarhead Drama.
(2005) 8.00 Grosse Pointe
Blank Comedy crime thriller
starring John Cusack. (1997)
10.00 Goodfellas Gangster
drama. (1990) 12.30am Team
America: World Police See
4.05pm. 2.10 Cape Fear
Thriller. (1962) 4.00-6.00am
The Castle Comedy. (1997)

6.20am Paris When It Sizzles


Romantic comedy. (1964)
8.50 Jurassic Park See
5.50pm. 11.00 X-Men See
8.00pm. 1.00pm X2 See
10.00pm. 3.50 Caddyshack
Offbeat comedy. (1980)
5.50 Jurassic Park Adventure
starring Sam Neill. (1993)
8.00 X-Men Comic-book
adventure starring Hugh
Jackman. (2000) 10.00 X2
Comic-book thriller sequel
starring Hugh Jackman
and Patrick Stewart. (2002)
12.15am Girl, Interrupted
Psychological drama. (1999)
2.25 Caddyshack As 3.50pm.
4.05-6.00am Paris When It
Sizzles See 6.20am.

Animation based on
Rudyard Kiplings tale
about the adventures of
a boy reared by wolves in
the jungle. Featuring the
voice of George Sanders.
(S, D) (1967, U)

9.25 The Incredible

Journey Adventure. Two


dogs and a cat undertake
a perilous journey through
the Canadian wilderness
to their home. Stars Emile
Genest. (1963, U)

10.50 The Three Caballeros


(S, D) (1944, U)
12.10am Treasure Island
(S, D) (1950, U)
1.55 Herbie Goes to Monte
Carlo (S) (1977, U)
3.50-5.15am Basil the

Great Mouse Detective


(S, D) (1986, U)

The Last Keepers, Sky Movies Premiere, 6.15pm


SKY MOVIES

Sci-Fi / Horror
Sky 311 Virgin 411/HD 441

Fantasy thriller. In Ancient


Greece, Perseus strives
to rescue his imprisoned
father, the god Zeus,
from the Underworld.
Stars Sam Worthington.
(S, D) (2012, 12)

9.00 The Borderlands

Horror. Two investigators


are sent to investigate
reports of supernatural
occurrences in a remote
church. Stars Gordon
Kennedy. (2013, 15)

10.45 The Purge Horror.


(S, D) (2013, 15)
12.25am Hostel Horror.
(S, D) (2005, 18)
2.15 Christine Horror chiller.
(S, D) (1983, 18)
4.15-6.00am Project: ALF
Sci- comedy. (S, D)
(1996, PG)

SKY MOVIES

Showcase

Sky 303 Virgin 403/HD 433

6.40am Chimpanzee
8.05 Despicable Me 2
9.45 Life of Pi
11.55 The Lord of the Rings:

The Return of the King


See 7.00pm.
3.15pm Elysium As 10.20pm.
5.15 Despicable Me 2

Rings: The Return


of the King Fantasy.
As hobbit Frodo nears
the end of his quest, his
friends face a nal battle.
Stars Elijah Wood. (S, D)
(2003, 12)
10.20 Elysium Sci-
thriller. A man living in
poverty ghts to gain
access to a space station
inhabited by a wealthy
elite. Stars Matt Damon.
(S, D) (2013, 15)

12.15am The Deadly Game


Thriller. (2012, 15)
1.50 St Georges Day Thriller.
(S, D) (2012, 18)
3.50 The Deadly Game
See 12.15am.
5.25-6.55am Chimpanzee
Wildlife documentary.
(S, D) (2012, U)

TCM

True Movies 1

Movie Mix

Sky 317 Virgin 415/HD 416

Sky 321 Freesat 302 Virgin 424

Sky 185 Freesat 143

5.20 Armoured Command


World War Two adventure.
(1961) 7.20 Ben-Hur Epic
adventure. (1959) 11.20
Road to Bali Comedy. (1952)
1.05pm The Wackiest Ship in
the Army Comedy. (1960)
3.00 Badmans Country
Western. (1958) 4.20 The
Great Escape Adventure
starring Steve McQueen and
James Garner. (1963) 7.35
The Forty-Niners Western
starring Bill Elliott. (1954)
9.00 Rome 10.10 Fearless
Psychological drama. Stars
Jeff Bridges. (1993) 12.30am
Boys Dont Cry Fact-based
drama. (1999) 2.30-4.35am
Fearless See 10.10pm.

5.00am Video Voyeur: The


Susan Wilson Story Drama.
(2002) 7.00 Trial: The Price
of Passion 2 of 2. Drama.
9.00 Coco Chanel 1 of 2.
Biopic. 11.00 An Unnished
Affair Thriller. (1996) 1.00pm

Women of San Quentin


Prison drama. (1983)
3.00 The Cry Psychological
thriller. 7.00 The Scarlet and
the Black World War Two
thriller. (1983) 9.00 Find Me
Guilty Crime thriller starring
Vin Diesel. (2006) 11.00
Belonging Feature-length
drama. 1.00am Untamed Love
Fact-based drama. (1994)
3.00-5.00am A Message from
Holly Melodrama. (1992)

FREE
VIEW
32

Called More>Movies on Sky/Freesat

8.00am Heidi Family drama.


(2005) 10.10 Madeline Family
comedy. (1998) 12.00noon
Ivanhoe Adventure. (1981)
2.50pm Greyfriars Bobby
Family drama. (2005) 5.00
The Greatest Biopic. (1977)
7.10 Termination Point
Sci- thriller starring Lou
Diamond Phillips. (2007)
9.00 The Seventh Sign
Supernatural thriller starring
Demi Moore. (1988) 10.55
Already Dead Crime thriller
starring Ron Eldard. (2007)
12.50am Thir13en Ghosts
Horror. (2001) 2.45-4.30am

The Day the World Ended


Sci- thriller. (2001)

SKY SPORTS 2

SKY SPORTS 3

SKY SPORTS 4

SKY SPORTS 5

BT SPORT 1

BT SPORT 2

Sky 403 Virgin 503/HD 513

Sky 404 Virgin 504/HD 514

Sky 405 Virgin 505/HD 515

Sky 406 Virgin 506/HD 516

Sky 413 Virgin 547/HD 549

Sky 414 Virgin 548/HD 550

6.00am Sporting Rivalries 7.00


Englands Best Ashes Days
(HD) 8.00 Sporting Rivalries
(HD) 8.30 Rugby Union (HD)
10.30 Cricket 2.30pm Rugby
Union 4.30 Ashes Modern
Classics (HD) 5.00 Englands
Best Ashes Days (HD)

6.00am Tennis (HD) 8.00


Tennis 9.00 Sportswomen
(HD) 9.30 Racemax (HD)
10.00 WWE Vintage (HD)
11.00 WWE: Afterburn (HD)
12.00noon This Week in WWE
(HD) 12.30pm Tennis (HD)
2.30 Sportswomen (HD)
3.00 GAA
Mayo v
Kerry. Coverage of the
All-Ireland Senior Football
Championship semi-nal,
throw-in 3.30pm. (HD)
5.30 Sailing Fleet Racing
Tour highlights. (HD)

6.00am Golf 7.30 Golf (HD)


9.30 Sailing Tour de France
a La Voile highlights. (HD)
10.30 Sailing Grand Prix.
11.00 Sailing Highlights of
the Fleet Racing Tour. (HD)
11.30 Golf
Coverage
of the nal round of the
inaugural Czech Masters
from the Albatross Golf
Resort in Prague. (HD)
4.00pm Sailing Tour de
France a La Voile. (HD)
5.00 Golf
Coverage
of the nal round of the
Barclays the opening
event of this years FedEx
Cup from Ridgewood
in New Jersey. (HD)
11.00 Golf Highlights of
the Czech Masters. (HD)
12.00mt Sailing (HD) 12.30am
Sailing (HD) 1.00 Sailing (HD)
2.00 Golf 4.00 Incycle (HD)
4.30 Powerboating (HD) 5.00
Sailing 5.30-6.00am Sailing

6.00am Spanish Football (HD)


7.00 Good Morning Sports
Fans 9.00 Spanish Football
(HD) 10.00 Football Gold 10.20
Footballs Greatest Players

6.00am Rallying 6.30 BTSP


7.00 Fletch & Sav 7.30 German
Football (HD) 9.00 Football
10.30 Football (HD) 12.00noon
European Football Show (HD)

6.00am Road to Rio (HD)


6.30 Motorsport
(HD)
8.30 Rallying 9.00 Tennis (HD)
11.00 Rallying
Rallye
Deutschland. (HD) 12.00noon
The Footballs On (HD) 1.00pm
French Football
Lyon
v Lens, kick-off 1.00pm. 3.00
Football 4.00 French Football
Saint tienne v
Rennes. 6.00 Motorsport 7.00
Basketball
Bosnia &
Herzegovina v Great Britain.
9.00 Motorsport 10.30 Rallying
11.00 UFC 4.30 Road to Rio
(HD) 5.00 World Wide Sports
5.30-6.00am Athletics (HD)

6.00 Sporting Rivalries

South Africa v New


Zealand rugby union. (HD)

6.30 Sporting Rivalries

Memorable matches
between Roger Federer
and Rafael Nadal. (HD)

7.00 Cricket: Best of ICC

6.00 WWE: Experience


7.00 Tennis A look back at

by Herschelle Gibbs and


Chris Gayle in 2007. (HD)
8.00 GAA Mayo v Kerry
held at Croke Park. (HD)

Andy Murrays US Open


victory in 2012. (HD)
9.00 Tennis The 2013 US
Open nal between Novak
Djokovic and Rafael Nadal.

WT20 Performances

10.30 Sporting Greats


Sprinter Usain Bolt.

11.00 Footballs Greatest

Players Alan Shearer.

11.30 Ashes Modern Classics


(HD) 12.30am Sporting Greats
1.30 Englands Best Ashes
Days 2.30 Sporting Rivalries
(HD) 3.30 Cricket: Best of ICC
WT20 (HD) 4.30 Footballs
Greatest Players 5.00-6.00am
Ashes Modern Classics (HD)

10.00 French Rugby

Union The latest round

of Top 14 matches. (HD)


10.30 Rugby Union New
Zealand v Australia and
Argentina v South Africa.
12.30am WWE: Late Night
Afterburn (HD) 1.30 WWE:
Late Night Vintage (HD)
2.30 Sailing (HD) 3.00 Tennis
(HD) 5.00-6.00am Tennis (HD)

SKY SPORTS F1
Sky 407 Virgin 507 / 517

12.00noon-3.30pm F1: Belgian


Grand Prix
Coverage
from Spa-Francorchamps,
start-time 1.00pm. (HD)

12.30pm German Football


lKaiserslautern v
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PEC Zwolle v
Eintracht Braunschweig,
Vitesse. At the Usseldelta

11.20 Dutch Football

Stadion, kick-off 11.30am.

1.30pm Dutch Football

kick-off 12.30pm. (HD)

2.30 German Football

l
SC Paderborn 07
l
NAC Breda v
v FSV Mainz. Coverage
FC Twente. Coverage from
the Rat Verlegh Stadion,
kick-off 1.30pm. (HD)

from the BentelerArena,


kick-off 2.30pm. (HD)

kick-off 3.45pm. (HD)

Stuttgart. From Borussia


Park, kick-off 4.30pm. (HD)

4.30 German Football


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Ajax v PSV. From
Mnchengladbach v VfB
the Amsterdam ArenA,

3.30 Dutch Football

6.00 Spanish Football

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The rst match of
a La Liga double-bill. (HD)

8.00 Spanish Football

Tonights second
La Liga xture. (HD)
10.00 Footballs Greatest
10.30 Ronaldo 11.00 Footballs
Greatest 11.30 Spanish Gold
12.00mt Football (HD) 1.00am
Footballs Greatest (HD) 2.00
Spanish Gold 2.30 Footballs
Greatest (HD) 3.30 Football
4.30 Footballs Greatest (HD)
5.30-6.00am Spanish Gold

6.30 European Football


8.00 French Football

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Nantes v Monaco.
Tonights Ligue 1 match,
kick-off 8.00pm. (HD)

10.00 Football

Portland Timbers v
Seattle Sounders. MLS
action, kick-off 10.00pm.
12.00mt BT Sport Films
(HD) 1.00am Rallying 1.30
Motorsport 3.00 Football
(HD) 4.00 Fletch & Sav (HD)
4.30-6.00am French Football

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11.30 Tennis 1.00pm Cycling
3.00 Cycling
Vuelta
a Espaa. 4.45 Cycling 5.45
Snooker 7.00 Snooker
Paul Hunter Classic. 8.45
Womens Football
Under-20s World Cup. 11.00
Motorsport 11.15pm-1.45am
Womens Football
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101 Virgin 108
108 Fsat 108
108

6.00 AM Breakfast News and sport. (S, HD) 481380


9.00 Neighbourhood Blues (S, Rpt, HD) 7696458
9.45 Homes Under the Hammer From Cheshire,
Derbyshire and Kent. (S, Rpt, AD) 727941

10.45
11.30
12.00
1.00
1.20
1.30

Coronation Street
3.15

ITV, 7.30pm Unlucky ladders While


examining work on his new loft conversion,
Tyrone loses his balance and ends up
falling through the bedroom ceiling below.

4.00
4.45
5.30
5.45
6.00

PM

is in low spirits as he requires help to make


it into the house, so Ian and Denise attempt
to come up with a way to cheer him up.

fantasy. A master sorcerer trains a geeky


physics fan to full his destiny and prevent
an evil wizard from destroying the world.
Stars Nicolas Cage, Jay Baruchel and Alfred
Molina. (105mins, 2010, PG, S, W/S, HD)
Rating See Filmweek, page 29 66684699
Escape to the Country Rural property series.
A couple with a budget of 300,000 search
for a home in Somerset. (S, Rpt, HD) 5412470
Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is From
Arundel, West Sussex. (S, Rpt, HD) 6792309
Pointless Quiz series. (S, Rpt, HD) 2465534
News; Weather (S, HD) 928309
Local News; Weather (S) 292496
Countryle Rural magazine. Helen Skelton
explores how the British countryside has
shaped childhoods down the ages. (S) 25941

1.30
2.05

4.15
4.45
5.30
6.00
6.30

New Tricks
BBC1, 9.00pm Following up a lead
Sasha (Tamzin Outhwaite) and the team
hope to uncover fresh evidence when they
look into the 2010 murder of a junior doctor.

10
PM

1 of 2. Another chance to see the twopart documentary following students as


they attempt to win a place on the quiz
series, beginning with a look at team
selection and preparations for the audition
stage. Concludes next week. (S, Rpt) 5274

8.30

Notting Hill Carnival in the Vic to cheer


up Linda, while Ian suggests they throw
a celebration for Patrick. (S, AD, HD) 6816
Miranda A Brief Encounter: Comedy.
A fed-up Miranda packs her bags to go
travelling for good. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 8651

8.00 University Challenge Student quiz


series. Tonight, London School of Hygiene
& Tropical Medicine takes on the London
School of Economics. (S, HD) 4458

8.30 Scotland Decides: Salmond versus


Darling Glenn Campbell chairs tonights
second debate on Scottish independence
ahead of the referendum vote next month.
Alex Salmond and Alistair Darling will lay
out their competing visions for the future
of Scotland in front of a specially invited
audience at the Kelvingrove Art Gallery
and Museum in Glasgow. (S, HD) 69816

Detective drama series starring Tamzin


Outhwaite and Nicholas Lyndhurst. The
Ucos team investigates the murder of a
junior doctor, strangled in 2010, and try to
cheer up Danny when his daughter leaves
for university. See feature, page 16. (S, HD) 3816

10.00 News (S, HD) 498336


10.15 Local News; Weather (S) 143629
10.30 Have I Got Old News for You

Repeated on BBC1 at 12.00mt.

10.00 Dave Allen: The Immaculate


Selection One-off compilation of the
best routines by the Irish comedian and
writer originally recorded on the BBC
between 1971 and 1986. (S, Rpt) 4545

Martin Clunes hosts this edition of the


satirical quiz from December last year,
with comedian Jennifer Saunders and
actor Bernard Cribbins. (S, Rpt, HD) 77816

fConfetti Spoof documentary. A lm

11.00 Boomers 2 of 6. Comedy series starring

11.00

Alison Steadman. Joyce organises a special


lunch at a gastropub to celebrate Carol and
Trevors 40th anniversary. (S, Rpt, HD) 8496
11.30 Live at the Apollo Stand-up comedy series.
Sean Lock introduces a set by Liverpudlian
comedian John Bishop. (S, Rpt, HD) 28962
12.00 MT Scotland Decides: Salmond versus
Darling A second chance to see tonights
debate on Scottish independence between
Alex Salmond and Alistair Darling. Shown
earlier on BBC2. (S, Rpt, HD) 786626 Weather
1.35 to 6.00 AM BBC News (S, HD) 65323133

crew follows three couples as they compete


for the title of Most Original Wedding of the
Year. Stars Jessica Hynes, Robert Webb,
Martin Freeman, Alison Steadman and
Olivia Colman. (95mins, 2005, 15, S, W/S)
Rating See Filmweek, page 29 899729
12.35 to 1.35 AM Sign Zone: Great War Diaries
2 of 3. Documentary series. A Cossack girl
experiences a gas attack on the Russian
front, an Austrian soldier is transported to
Siberia, and a German serviceman sees the
horrors of the Somme. (SL, S, Rpt) 1868404

BBC1 REGIONAL VARIATIONS

WALES 10.30pm Welsh Towns at War Swansea.


11.00 Have I Got Old News for You 11.30 Boomers
12.00mt Live at the Apollo 12.30am Scotland Decides:
Salmond versus Darling 2.05-6.00am BBC News

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7.00 University Challenge: Class of 2014

9.00 New Tricks Tender Loving Care: 2 of 10.

PM

A Commonwealth celebration of the year


of Homecoming from the esplanade of
Edinburgh Castle, featuring more than
1,000 performers including Highland
dancers, steel drummers, military bands
and a Red Arrows y-past. (S, HD) 7632

PM

11.25

AM Homes Under the Hammer (S, Rpt) 12187


Animal Saints and Sinners (S, Rpt) 5336800
Real Lives Reunited (S, Rpt, HD) 85699
Animal Park Wildlife series. (S, Rpt) 624800
Pollyanna Family comedy drama. Stars
Hayley Mills, Jane Wyman and Richard
Egan. (130mins, 1960, U, S, W/S, HD)
Rating See Filmweek, page 29 85659651
Swimming and Diving Highlights of the
European Championships held in Berlin,
which concluded last night. (S, HD) 96339125
PM Talking Pictures Lauren Bacall: A look at
television appearances made over the years
by the late Hollywood icon. (S, Rpt) 5657090
North West Frontier Adventure starring
Kenneth More, Herbert Lom and the late
Lauren Bacall. A British ofcer attempts
to escort an Indian prince to safety by train
after an uprising. (130mins, 1959, U, S, W/S)
Rating See Filmweek, page 29 89772670
The Chefs Protege Theo Randall starts his
search for a student. (S, Rpt, HD) 733477
Flog It! From Dulwich. (S, Rpt, HD) 4265516
Great British Railway Journeys Brighton to
Crystal Palace: Travel series. (S, Rpt, HD) 477
Two Tribes Quiz series. (S, HD) 390
Eggheads Quiz series. (S, HD) 670

7.00 The Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo

8.00 EastEnders Mick plans to recreate the

EastEnders
BBC1, 8.00pm Show of support Patrick

Animal Saints and Sinners (S, AD) 3835583


Fake Britain Consumer series. (S, Rpt) 4816
NOON Bargain Hunt (S, Rpt, AD) 21089
PM News; Weather (S, HD) 83914380
Local News; Weather (S) 69545800
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162 Fsat 109
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11.30
12.30
1.30
1.35
1.40
2.35

3.40
4.40

AM Good Morning Britain (S, HD) 610545


Lorraine Entertainment news. (S) 8135767
The Jeremy Kyle Show (S, Rpt, HD) 3187309
Jo Frost Family Matters Advice series in
which the nanny helps British families in
crisis by inviting them to air their concerns in
front of a studio audience. (S, Rpt, HD) 30090
Dinner Date Gloucestershire. (S, Rpt) 52187
PM The Chase Quiz series. (S, Rpt, HD) 41106
News; Weather (S) 17549699
Local News; Weather (S) 17531670
Judge Rinder Daily series in which criminal
barrister Robert Rinder takes on real-life
cases in a studio courtroom. (S, HD) 6869403
Secret Dealers Antiques challenge series. In
this edition, a collection of quirky kitchenalia
from the 19th Century interests Tim Hogarth
and Alison Chapman. (S, Rpt, HD) 4239748
Tipping Point Quiz series. (S, HD) 3616583
Gift Wrapped Quiz series hosted by Eamonn
Holmes and Ruth Langsford. Three engaged
couples get the chance to win their wedding
gift list and a dream holiday. (S, HD) 3371106
Local News; Weather (S) 194800
News; Weather (S) 287564

5.35
5.45
6.00 Youve Been Framed: The Next Generation!

5.55 AM

7.20

9.00
10.00
11.00

1.40
2.40
3.30
4.30
5.00
6.00
6.30

Clips featuring children. (S, Rpt) 27309

7.00 Emmerdale Ross discovers April hiding


7.30

at the garage, while Marlon prepares to


come clean to the police. (S, AD, HD) 5564
Coronation Street First of two episodes
tonight. Tyrone is left unconscious after a
nasty fall, and Max causes chaos at Lilys
party. See feature, page 7. (S, AD, HD) 380

8.00 Countrywise Rural magazine series.

8.30

The team explores the landscape of mid


Wales as Paul Heiney heads 300ft down
into Devils Bridge gorge. (S, Rpt, HD) 4212
Coronation Street Luke and Katy race
to help Jason rescue Tyrone, while Gary
lays the blames on Todd. (S, AD, HD) 4449

9.00 Long Lost Family 7 of 8. Series in which

of the documentary series. The giraffe


herd at Whipsnade has a new arrival that
is in need of urgent help the calf has
problems with its legs and is unable to
suckle from its mother. (S, Rpt, HD) 600835
11.15 All Star Family Fortunes Celebrity game

12.05
3.00
3.40
4.15
5.05
ITV

show hosted by Vernon Kay. TV presenter


Stacey Solomon and Emmerdale actor
Danny Miller (Aaron Livesy) team up with
their relatives in a bid to win 30,000 for
their chosen charities. (S, Rpt, HD) 452496
AM Jackpot247 Interactive gaming. 53148249
The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (S, Rpt) 9022442
Nightscreen Programme guide. (HD) 1435626
Britains Best Bakery (SL, S, Rpt, HD) 7641713
to 6.00 AM The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests
air their differences. (SL, S, Rpt) 8900046

REGIONAL VARIATIONS

ANGLIA No variations.
BORDER No variations.
CHANNEL
12.05-3.00am The Store Home shopping.

5.15
9.15
11.10
11.40
12.40
1.10
1.40
1.45

comedy adventure with the voices of Sarah


Michelle Gellar and Sigourney Weaver.
(85mins, 2005, U, S, W/S) Rating 7992570
Dr Dolittle: Tail to the Chief Comedy
sequel. Dr Dolittles daughter is called in to
treat the presidents dog. Stars Kyla Pratt,
Peter Coyote and Elise Gatien. (100mins,
2008, PG, S, W/S, HD) Rating 60725038
Frasier Double-bill. (Series 7, ep 13, S, Rpt)
96941 9.30 (Series 7, ep 14, S, Rpt) 59336
The Big Bang Theory Double-bill of the US
comedy. (Series 3, ep 4, S, Rpt, HD) 28908
10.30 (Series 3, ep 5, S, Rpt, AD, HD) 92125
Come Dine with Me Back-to-back editions
from London. (S, Rpt) 9125 11.30 (S, Rpt, HD)
7534 12.00 NOON (S, Rpt, HD) 3166090 12.35 PM
(S, Rpt, HD) 4879534 1.10 (S, Rpt, HD) 73032748
Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (S, HD) 6493380
Countdown Word game. (S, HD) 4509767
Deal or No Deal Game show. (S, HD) 75651
Win It Cook It Culinary series. (S, HD) 293
Come Dine with Me Jersey. (S, Rpt, HD) 2477
The Simpsons Animation. (S, Rpt, AD) 458
Hollyoaks Finn gets a shock when someone
from his past turns up, and Sienna tells an
unforgivable lie. See feature, page 8. (S, HD) 598

7.00 News (S) 3106


7.30 Food Unwrapped Diet Special

Special edition of the series in which Matt


Tebbutt, Jimmy Doherty and Kate Quilton
investigate healthy eating products and
plans, from fasting to detoxing, nding
out which of them are the most effective,
including the pros and cons of lite food
and sweeteners. (S, Rpt, HD) 97309

3.40

5.55
6.00

6.30

AM Milkshake! Childrens programmes. (S)


The Wright Stuff Debate. (S, HD) 82743748
Caught on Camera (S, Rpt, HD) 66373019
Celebrity Big Brother (S, Rpt, HD) 4286038
PM Home and Away As 6.30pm. (S) 40883106
Neighbours As 6.00pm. (S, AD, HD) 65286908
News (S, HD) 50350552
The Colditz Story World War Two
drama. A group of Allied prisoners attempts
to escape from the infamous German castle.
Stars John Mills, Eric Portman and Lionel
Jeffries. (115mins, 1954, U, S, W/S, b&w)
Rating See Filmweek, page 29 91538800
Zulu Dawn Historical drama prequel to
Zulu. In 1878, in the British colony of Natal,
the High Commissioner provokes a war with
the Zulu nation. Stars Peter OToole and
Burt Lancaster. (135mins, 1979, PG, S, HD)
Rating See Filmweek, page 29 16746962
News (S, HD) 9374309
Neighbours Josh makes a pass at Naomi
when she hires him for a days work, and
Chris seeks his friends advice about Lucys
surprise request. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 1181564
Home and Away Hannah realises how stiing
her relationship rules are, and Maddy nds
Roo unconscious. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 1172816

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7.00 Cricket Mark Nicholas presents highlights


of the opening one-day international of
the ve-match series between England
and India, played at the County Ground in
Bristol. Commentary and analysis comes
from Michael Vaughan, Geoffrey Boycott
and Simon Hughes. (S, HD) 7692854 News
Documentary series. Tonight, ofcers
deal with a rowdy reveller when things
get out of hand on New Years Eve in the
centre of Lincoln, while Jon Moon arrests
a shoplifter who is more than happy to
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Stars Kevin Spacey. (1990, PG)

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to stay positive. (S2, ep15 of 15) 9.00
Gomorrah New episode Italian crime
drama series. Imma takes charge in
the absence of Pietro. (S1, ep4) 10.00
Banshee New episode Sharpe and
his gang of neo-Nazi skinheads take
revenge on Emmett. (S2, ep8) 11.05
Curb Your Enthusiasm Larry attends a
party. (S1, ep3) 11.40 Without a Trace
12.40am Banshee 1.45 This Is Jinsy 2.35
The Sopranos 3.50 Blue Bloods: Meet
the Characters 4.00 Thirtysomething
5.00-6.00am Star Trek: Enterprise

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Poirot 4.05pm Movies Now 4.15 Encore
Preview 4.40 Upstairs, Downstairs 5.50
Dr Finlay 7.00 Life Begins 8.00 At Home
with the Braithwaites Comedy drama.
As the lottery win is splashed all over
the newspapers, Sarah decides her
babys fate. 9.00 Whitechapel 1 of 2.
Drama series. A patient escapes from
a psychiatric unit. 10.00 Prey Thriller
series starring John Simm. 11.05 Life
Begins 12.05am Whitechapel 1.10 Prey
2.10 At Home with the Braithw aites
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Inside Gatwick
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7.00 Obese: A Year to Save


My Life USA New edition
Chris Powell meets a 27year-old woman from Texas.

8.00 Obese: A Year to Save


My Life USA Chris Powell

50 Ways to Kill Your


Mammy Sky 1, 9.00pm
Daredevil host Baz Ashmawy
and his 71-year-old mother try
to complete every item on an
bucket list of extreme pursuits.

helps a 32-year-old motherof-two to shift the pounds.

9.00 Nikita New episode Lastever episode of the series.


The spy tries to end the war
with Amanda. (S4, ep6 of 6)

10.00 Unforgettable New


episode Carrie investigates
a murder at her high-school
reunion. (S2, ep13 of 13)

11.00 Sex and the City Double-bill.


(S3, ep1) 11.35 (S3, ep2)
12.10 AM CSI: Miami (S10, ep11)
1.00 Bones US crime drama.
(S5, ep2) 1.50 (S5, ep3)
2.40 Criminal Minds (S5, ep17)
3.30 CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation (S1, ep7 of 23)
4.20 to 6.00am Border Security:
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Going out with a bang The


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9.00pm Motive New episode The team


investigates after a novelist is fatally
poisoned with a rare toxin. (S2, ep12)
6.05am 2point4 Children 6.35 Happy
10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Days 8.30 Last of the Summer Wine
Double-bill: The team investigates the
9.05 Only Fools and Horses Back-toworld of ultimate ghting. (S9, ep8);
back episodes. 12.35pm fWho and Stabler doubts he is the father
Framed Roger Rabbit Part-animated
of Kathys child. (S9, ep9) 12.00mt
comedy. (1988, PG) 2.45
Graceland 1.00am Law & Order 3.00 In
One Foot in the Algarve 4.45 Only Fools Plain Sight 4.00-6.00am Without a Trace
and Horses 7.00 Porridge 9.00 Monty
Python Live: One Down, Five to Go
10.00 Blackadder Goes Forth 12.00mt
Sky 520 Virgin 211/HD 212
The Young Ones 12.45am Gavin &
6.00am How Its Made 7.00 Deadliest
Stacey 2.25-3.00am The Young Ones
Catch 8.00 Wheeler Dealers Back-toback editions of the series. 9.00pm
Mythbusters New edition 10.00
Sky 109 Virgin 124/HD 191
nRods n Wheels Billy Derian
6.00am Total Wipeout 6.45 Sarah Jane
and Steve Reck restore vintage cars,
Adventures 8.00 Renovation Challenge: beginning with a Camaro ip and a
The Block 9.00 You Gotta Eat Here
1932 Ford 3-Window Coupe. 11.00
10.00 fElla Enchanted Fantasy.
Airplane Repo 12.00mt Wheeler Dealers
(2004, PG) 11.45 South Pacic
1.00am Rods n Wheels 2.00 Auction
12.50pm Dynamo: Magician Impossible Hunters 3.00 Wheeler Dealers 3.50
3.50 f Father of the Bride Part II Rods n Wheels 4.40 American Chopper
Comedy sequel. (1995, PG)
5.30-6.00am How Do They Do It?
6.00 fBruce Almighty Comedy.
(2003, 12) 8.00 Resurrection
Double-bill. 9.00 Resurrection New
Sky 132 Virgin 130
episode Marty plans to have Jacobs 7.10am Inspector Alleyn Mysteries
grave opened. (S1, ep2) 10.00 Traffic
Back-to-back editions of the crime
Cops 11.00 Being Human USA New
drama series. 7.00pm New Tricks
episode Cecelia is taken hostage.
Lost in Translation: Double-bill. DNA
(S2, ep7 of 13) 12.00mt Resurrection
testing helps identify a body found
12.50am Toughest Place to Be a
in 1996. 8.00 New Tricks Dead Poets:
Midwife 1.50-3.00am Too Fat for 15
The team unearths a poetic murder
mystery. 9.00 Jonathan Creek The
Judas Tree: Mystery drama. A crime
Sky 113 Virgin 137
writers house reveals a dark secret.
6.00am Lie to Me 8.00 NCIS Back-to11.00 New Tricks 12.00mt Waking the
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11.00am Carry On Up the


Khyber Comedy starring
Sid James and Joan
Sims. (1968, PG)
12.50pm Rio Animation.
(S) (2011, U)
2.40 The King and I Musical.
Stars Deborah Kerr, Yul
Brynner and Rita Moreno.
(S) (1956, U)
5.15 Tooth Fairy Comedy. An
ice-hockey player spends
a week working as the
Tooth Fairy as punishment
for discouraging a fan.
Stars Dwayne Johnson.
(S) (2010, PG)

6.00am The Last Keepers


See 6.15pm.
7.35 The Washington Snipers
See 1.20am. 9.20 Enough
Said See 2.30pm.
11.00 Baggage Claim See
10.00pm. 12.45pm The
Last Keepers See 6.15pm.
2.30 Enough Said Comedy
starring James Gandolni.
(S, D) (2013, 12)
4.15 Thor: The Dark World
See 8.00pm.
6.15 The Last Keepers
Fantasy adventure. Stars
Zosia Mamet and Aidan
Quinn. (S) (2013, 12)

6.50am Big Nothing Offbeat


comedy. (S, D) (2006, 15)
8.30 The Internship
See 5.55pm. 10.35 Were
the Millers See 8.00pm.
12.35pm The Hangover
Part III See 10.00pm.
2.25 Austin Powers: The Spy
Who Shagged Me Comedy
sequel. (1999, 12)
4.10 Austin Powers in
Goldmember Comedy
sequel. Stars Mike Myers.
(S) (2002, 12)
5.55 The Internship Comedy
starring Owen Wilson.
(S, D) (2013, 12)

6.00am Alexander Historical


epic starring Colin Farrell,
Angelina Jolie and Val
Kilmer. (S) (2004, 15)
9.00 Jack the Giant Slayer
See 4.30pm.
11.30 Man of Steel
See 9.00pm.
2.00pm The Lone Ranger
See 6.30pm.
4.30 Jack the Giant Slayer
Fantasy. A farm boy tries
to rescue a princess from
a kingdom of giants. Stars
Nicholas Hoult, Eleanor
Tomlinson and Stanley
Tucci. (S) (2013, 12)

6.00am Robots See 1.10pm.


7.35 Harriet the Spy See
1.55am. 9.20 Madagascar 3
See 6.20pm. 11.00 Mrs
Doubtre See 8.00pm.
1.10pm Robots Animated
adventure. (S, D) (2005,
U) 2.50 The Mask
See 10.10pm. 4.35 Son of
the Mask Fantasy comedy
sequel starring Jamie
Kennedy. (2004, PG)
6.20 Madagascar 3: Europes
Most Wanted Animated
comedy sequel. With the
voice of Ben Stiller. (S, D)
(2012, PG)

7.20am Sparkle Drama.


(S, D) (2012, 12)
9.40 Racing with the Moon
Drama. Stars Sean Penn.
(S, D) (1984, 15)
11.35 Private Peaceful Drama
starring Jack OConnell.
(S, D) (2012, 12)
1.25pm About Time
See 8.00pm.
3.35 42 Sporting drama.
Stars Chadwick Boseman.
(S, D) (2013, 12)
5.50 Elizabethtown
Romantic comedy drama
starring Orlando Bloom.
(S, D) (2005, 12)

7.15 Airplane! Comedy.

8.00 Thor: The Dark

8.00 Were the Millers

6.30 The Lone Ranger

8.00 Mrs Doubtre

8.00 About Time

Western comedy set in


the 1860s. A lawyer joins
forces with a mysterious
Native American fugitive
to bring his brothers killer
to justice. Stars Johnny
Depp. (S) (2013, 12)
9.00 Man of Steel Comicbook adventure. An alien
uses his powers to defend
the human race from
a genocidal invasion. Stars
Henry Cavill and Amy
Adams. (2013, 12)

Comedy. A divorced actor


disguises himself as a
female housekeeper to
get a job looking after his
own children. Stars the
late Robin Williams. (S, D)
(1993, PG)
10.10 The Mask Fantasy
comedy. A timid bank
clerk nds an ancient
mask that gives whoever
wears it superhuman
powers. Stars Jim Carrey.
(S) (1994, PG)

11.30 Django Unchained


Western starring Jamie
Foxx and Christoph Waltz.
(S, D) (2012, 18)
2.20am Hammer of the Gods
Adventure. (2013, 18)
4.10-6.00am Sam Churchill:

12.05am Son of the Mask


See 4.35pm.
1.55 Harriet the Spy Family
comedy starring Michelle
Trachtenberg. (S, D)
(1996, PG)
3.50-5.30am The Good Witchs
Destiny Drama sequel.
(S, D) (2013, PG)

A traumatised war veteran


must land an airliner after
the ight crew suddenly
falls ill. Stars Robert Hays
and Julie Hagerty. (S)
(1980, 12)

9.00 Intruders

p Horror. Two

children in different parts


of the world are being
haunted by the same
faceless monster. Stars
Clive Owen and Daniel
Brhl. (S) (2011, 15)

11.00 Stake Land Thriller.


A lone vampire hunter
helps a teenage orphan
survive. Stars Nick Damici.
(S) (2010, 15)
12.55-3.35am Thirst South
Korean thriller starring
Song Kang-ho. Subtitled.
(2009, 18)

World Fantasy sequel.


The god of thunder joins
forces with his brother
to defend the universe.
Stars Chris Hemsworth
and Natalie Portman.
(S, D) (2013, 12)

10.00 Baggage Claim

Comedy. A drug dealer


recruits a fake family to
provide him with a cover
for moving a shipment of
marijuana. Stars Jennifer
Aniston. (2013, 15)

10.00 The Hangover

Part III Comedy sequel.

Romantic comedy. An air


hostess revisits her former
boyfriends in the hope of
nding a husband. Stars
Paula Patton and Derek
Luke. (S, D) (2013, 12)

Three friends go in search


of a Chinese criminal after
they are captured by
his mobster rival. Stars
Bradley Cooper and Ed
Helms. (S) (2013, 15)

11.40 Cabin Fever: Patient


Zero Horror prequel. Stars
Sean Astin and Currie
Graham. (2014, 18)
1.20am The Washington
Snipers Crime drama.
(S, D) (2013, 15)
3.00-4.40am Cabin Fever:
Patient Zero See 11.40pm.

11.45 Scary Movie 5 Horror


spoof sequel. Stars Ashley
Tisdale. (S) (2013, 15)
1.20am The Ladykillers
Comedy remake starring
Tom Hanks and Irma P
Hall. (D) (2004, 15)
3.45-5.30am Wild Hogs
Comedy. (2007, 12)

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Comedy drama. A newly


separated couple begin
an uneasy cohabitation
in order to hang on to
their exclusive apartment.
Stars Jennifer Aniston.
(S, D) (2006, 12)

12.00mt The English Teacher


Comedy starring Julianne
Moore. (2013, 12)
1.40am Urban Cowboy Drama
starring John Travolta.
(S, D) (1980, 15)
4.00-6.30am Sweet Charity
Emotional musical drama.
(S, D) (1968, PG)

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Something Special: Were All Friends
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Marrying Mum and Dad
Children plan their parents weddings. 2.05 Little Charley Bear 2.10 Show Me
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9.35 Pop Slam! 10.05 The Dog Ate My
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the Menace and Gnasher 3.10 Strange
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Canimals 7.00 Om Nom Stories 7.05 Dino
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HD 74 Ninja Turtles 8.35 Pokmon: Black and
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White: Rival Destinies 9.25 Horrid Henry
Baby Jake 7.05 Postman Pat: SDS 7.20
10.30 Nerds & Monsters 10.55 Almost
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Series 12.00noon Fort Boyard Ultimate
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Challenge 1.00pm My Phone Genie 1.25
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Bear 10.15 Show Me Show Me 10.40 Mr
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1.00pm Matt Edmondson. 4.00 Dev. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 Radio 1s Stories. 10.00
Phil Taggart. 12.00mt Rock Show with Daniel P Carter. 2.00-4.00am B.Traits.
RADIO 2 FREEVIEW 702 Sky 0102 Virgin 902 Freesat 702
6.30am John Bishop. 9.30 Ken Bruce. 12.00noon Jeremy Vine. 2.00pm Top 100
Greatest Guitar Riffs: The top 30 in the listener poll. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00
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Hour. 11.00 The Art of Artists. 12.00mt Janice Long. 2.00-5.00am Alex Lester.
RADIO 3 FREEVIEW 703 Sky 0103 Virgin 903 Freesat 703
6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. 11.00 Edinburgh International Festival:
Live from the Queens Hall. 1.00pm News; BBC Proms Chamber Music. 2.00
New Generation Artists. 3.00 BBC Proms. 5.30 In Tune. 7.30 BBC Proms. 9.45
Proms Inspire Young Composers Competition. 10.45 The Free Thinking Essay:
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RADIO 4 FREEVIEW 704 Sky 0104 Virgin 904 Freesat 704
6.00am Today. 9.00 News; Frys English Delight. 9.30 The Ideas That Make Us.
9.45 Book of the Week. 9.45-10.00 (LW) Daily Service. 10.00 News; Womans Hour.
10.15-6.30pm (LW) Cricket: England v India. 11.00 News; Recycled Radio. 11.30
Cold Swedish Winter. 12.00noon News; 12.05 Home Front. 12.15 You and Yours;
Weather. 1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Lucy Mangans Literary Solutions to the
Economy. 2.00 News; The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: Blink. 3.00 News;
Quote Unquote. 3.30 The Food Programme. 4.00 News; Dont Go in the Water!
4.30 Beyond Belief. 5.00 PM; Weather. 6.00 News. 6.30 Just a Minute. 7.00 News;
Archers. 7.15 Front Row. 7.45 Dark Fire. 8.00 News; Why Men Pay for Sex. 8.30
Crossing Continents. 9.00 News; The Listeners. 9.30 Frys English Delight. 10.00
World Tonight. 10.45 Book at Bedtime. 11.00 Word of Mouth. 11.30 Believe It!
12.00mt News; Weather. 12.30am Book of the Week. 12.50 Shipping. 1.00 News;
World Service. 5.20 Shipping. 5.30 News Brieng; Prayer; 5.45 Farming; Tweet.
RADIO 5 LIVE FREEVIEW 705 Sky 0105 Virgin 905 Freesat 705
5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00
Womans Hour and Mens Hour Friendship Special. 10.45 Sam Walker. 12.00noon
Shelagh Fogarty. 2.00pm Richard Bacon. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 The Monday
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10.00 5 Live Football Social 10.30 Phil Williams. 1.00-5.00am Up All Night.
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Romantic fantasy comedy.


A man inherits the ability
to time-travel into his past.
Stars Domhnall Gleeson
and Rachel McAdams.
(S, D) (2013, 12)

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6.00am Football Gold (HD)


6.30 One2Eleven (HD) 7.00
WWE: Bottom Line (HD) 8.00
Premier League 100 Club 9.00
Game Changers (HD) 10.00
Soccer Extra (HD) 12.00noon
Boxing (HD) 1.00pm Football
(HD) 2.00 Soccer Extra (HD)
4.00 Premier League 100 Club
(HD) 4.30 The Fantasy
Football Club (HD)

5.00 Best of Soccer AM

Saturdays highlights. (HD)

6.00 Football Football

League round-up. (HD)

7.00 Football

Manchester City v
Liverpool. Coverage of
the Premier League match
from the Etihad Stadium,
kick-off 8.00pm. (HD)
11.00 Boxing Prole of
Anthony Joshua. (HD)

12.00mt SPFL Round-Up


Scottish football. (HD)

12.30am Football Football


League highlights. (HD)

1.30 Football Manchester


City v Liverpool. (HD)
4.00 One2Eleven (HD)
4.30 Best of Soccer AM
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6.00am Brave See 9.45pm.


7.40 Toy Story See 4.50pm.
9.10 Toy Story 2 See 6.20pm.
11.20 Up See 8.00pm.
1.15 WALLE Animation.
A lonely robot falls in love.
(S) (2008, U)
3.00 Monsters University
Animated prequel.
(S, D) (2013, U)
4.50 Toy Story Animated
adventure. A boys
favourite toy faces a new
rival. (1995, PG)
6.20 Toy Story 2 Animated
adventure sequel. (S, D)
(1999, U)

Sky 303 Virgin 403/HD 433

6.00am Dark Shadows


8.10 The Abyss: Special
Edition 11.10 The
Frighteners See 8.00pm.
1.10pm Dark Shadows
3.20 Paranormal Activity 4
5.00 The Abyss: Special
Edition

6.55am The Lord of the Rings:

8.00 Up Animated comedy.

8.00 The Frighteners

7.15 The Lord of the

6.00am Bernie Comedy


drama. (2011) 7.45 Purple
Rain See 2.55am. 9.40
Pleasantville Fantasy.
(1998) 11.55 Argo As 9.00pm.
2.00pm The Man Who Shot
Liberty Valance As 4.50am.
4.05 Once Upon a Time in
the West Western. (1968)
6.50 The Sea Inside Spanish
biopic. Subtitled. (2004) 9.00
Argo Thriller starring Ben
Afeck. (2012) 11.00 Se7en
Thriller starring Brad Pitt.
(1995) 1.10am Stoker Thriller
starring Mia Wasikowska.
(2013) 2.55 Purple Rain
Drama. (1984) 4.50-7.00am

6.00am Maverick As 3.50pm.


8.10 Coneheads Comedy.
(1993) 9.40 Night at the
Museum See 6.00pm 11.40

Sky 311 Virgin 411/HD 441

6.50am Penthouse North


Thriller. (2013) 8.45 The Sum
of All Fears See 5.10pm.
10.55 Bad Company Comedy
thriller. (2002) 12.55pm The
Da Vinci Code See 9.00pm.
3.25 The Temp Thriller. (1993)
5.10 The Sum of All Fears
Thriller starring Ben Afeck.
(2002) 7.15 Deadfall Crime
thriller starring Eric Bana.
(2012) 9.00 The Da Vinci
Code Thriller starring Tom
Hanks. (2006) 11.30 Killing
Them Softly Thriller starring
Brad Pitt. (2012) 1.10am
Disconnect Drama. (2012)
3.10 The Juror Thriller. (1996)
5.10-6.45am Angel Flight
Down Adventure. (1996)

An old man uses balloons


to y his house to South
America but soon comes
to realise he has a young
stowaway on board. With
the voice of Ed Asner.
(S, D) (2009, U)
9.45 Brave Animation.
A princess uses magic
to avoid an arranged
marriage but the spell has
terrible results. With the
voice of Kelly Macdonald.
(S) (2012, PG)

11.25 The Rocketeer Fantasy


starring Bill Campbell.
(S, D) (1991, PG)
1.25am The Apple Dumpling
Gang Comedy western.
Stars Bill Bixby and Susan
Clark. (S) (1974, U)
3.15-5.00am The Big Green
Drama. (1995, U)

Baggage Claim, Sky Movies Premiere, 10.00pm


SKY MOVIES

Sci-Fi / Horror

Offbeat comedy horror.


A psychic con man and
his ghostly sidekicks
tackle a supernatural serial
killer. Stars Michael J Fox.
(S, D) (1996, 15)

10.00 The Hills Have

Eyes Horror remake.


A family whose vehicle
breaks down on a remote
road is attacked by the
victims of a nuclear test.
Stars Aaron Stanford.
(S, D) (2006, 18)

12.15am Paranormal Activity 4


Horror sequel. Stars Katie
Featherston and Kathryn
Newton. (2012, 15)
1.55 Bram Stokers Dracula
Horror drama. Stars Gary
Oldman. (1992, 18)
4.15-6.00am Target Earth
(S, D) (1997, 12)

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Showcase

The Fellowship of the Ring

9.55 The Lord of the Rings:


The Two Towers 12.55pm

The Lord of the Rings:


The Return of the King
4.15 The Lord of the Rings:
The Fellowship of the Ring

Rings: The Two


Towers Epic adventure.
Frodo and Sam come face
to face with the rings
former owner. Stars Elijah
Wood. (2002, 12)

10.15 The Lord of the

Rings: The Return


of the King Fantasy.
Frodo and Sam near the
end of their perilous quest
to destroy the magic ring.
Stars Elijah Wood. (S, D)
(2003, 12)

1.35am The Way Way Back


Comedy starring Liam
James and Sam Rockwell.
(S, D) (2013, 12)
3.30 The Watch Comedy.
(S, D) (2012, 15)
5.20-7.05am Holy Night!
Animated comedy.
(S, D) (2011, U)

The Man Who Shot Liberty


Valance Western. (1962)

The Day After Tomorrow


See 8.00pm. 1.50pm Free
Willy Family drama. 3.50
Maverick Comedy western.
(1994) 6.00 Night at the
Museum Fantasy comedy.
(2006) 8.00 The Day After
Tomorrow Disaster thriller
starring Jake Gyllenhaal.
(2004) 10.10 Training Day
Thriller starring Denzel
Washington. (2001) 12.15am
Boyz N the Hood Drama.
(1991) 2.10 Dead Poets
Society Drama. (1989)
4.20- 6.15am Free Willy (1993)

TCM

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Movie Mix

Sky 317 Virgin 415/HD 416

Sky 321 Freesat 302 Virgin 424

Sky 185 Freesat 143

5.25am Badmans Country


Western. (1958) 6.45 The
Great Escape World War Two
drama. (1963) 10.05 Trouble
Along the Way Comedy.
(1953) 12.10pm The Green
Berets War drama starring
John Wayne. (1968) 2.55 Rio
Lobo Western starring John
Wayne. (1970) 5.05 Legend
of the Lost Adventure. (1957)
7.05 Cahill: United States
Marshal Western starring
John Wayne. (1973) 9.00
Band of Brothers Double-bill
of the World War Two drama
series. 11.35 In Cold Blood
Fact-based crime drama.
(1968) 2.00-4.05am The
Arrangement Drama. (1969)

5.00am Jonathan Stone:


Threat of Innocence Crime
drama. (1994) 7.00 To Live
For Drama. (1999) 9.00 Coco
Chanel Part 2 of 2. Biopic.
11.00 Wicked Love: The Maria
Korp Story Drama. (2010)
1.00pm Garwood: Prisoner
of War See 9.00pm. 3.00
Never Forget Drama. (1991)
5.00 Those She Left Behind
Melodrama. (1999) 7.00 My
Father, My Son Fact-based
drama. (1987) 9.00 Garwood:
Prisoner of War War drama.
(1992) 11.00 Replacing Dad
Drama. (1998) 1.00am No One
Would Tell Drama. (1996)
3.00-5.00am Separated by
Murder Drama. (1994)

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8.00am The Swan Princess


Animated adventure. (1994)
10.00 Greyfriars Bobby
Family drama. (2005) 12.10pm
Heidi Drama. (2005) 2.20
Magic in the Water Family
adventure. (1995) 4.30 To Sir,
with Love Classroom drama
starring Sidney Poitier and
Judy Geeson. (1966) 6.45
Robin and Marian Adventure.
Stars Sean Connery. (1976)
9.00 The Craft Horror. Stars
Robin Tunney. (1996) 11.05
Suspect Zero Thriller. Stars
Aaron Eckhart. (2004) 1.101.10-3.15am Earth Girls Are
Easy Sci- musical comedy
starring Geena Davis. (1988)

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Sky 406 Virgin 506/HD 516

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Sky 414 Virgin 548/HD 550

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Premier League Review (HD)
8.00 German Football (HD)
9.30 Fletch & Sav: The Best
Bits (HD) 10.00 Football (HD)
11.30 Premier League Review

6.00am Tennis (HD) 8.00


Classic Premier League 9.00
Basketball 10.30 Rallying
(HD) 11.00 Tennis (HD) 1.00pm
World of Tennis (HD) 1.30
Classic Premier League 2.30
Rallying (HD) 3.30 Football
(HD) 4.30 Classic Premier
League 5.30 Fletch & Sav: The
Best Bits (HD) 6.00 Brazilian
Football (HD) 7.30 Rallying
Rallye Deutschland review.
(HD) 8.30 Motorsport (HD)
9.30 UFC Fight Night (HD)
12.30am UFC Fight Night
(HD) 3.00 WRC Review (HD)
4.00 Motorsport (HD) 5.006.00am Motorsport (HD)

6.00am Sporting Rivalries


(HD) 7.00 Australias Best
Ashes Days 8.00 Englands
Best Ashes Days (HD) 9.00
Australias Best Ashes Days

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England v India.

10.00 Cricket

Coverage of the opening


one-day international of
the ve-match series
comes from the County
Ground in Bristol. (HD)

7.00pm Cricket: How the

ICC World T20 Was


Won A look back at this

years tournament held


in Bangladesh. (HD)
9.00 Cricket Highlights of
the opening ODI between
England and India. (HD)

10.00 Cricket Classics

England v India from


2007 and South Africa v
England in 2004/2005.

12.00mt Englands Best

Ashes Days Day two of

the second Test in 2006/


2007 in Adelaide. (HD)
2.00am Cricket Highlights
of England v India. (HD)
3.00 Cricket: Best of ICC
WT20 (HD) 5.00-6.00am
Cricket As 9.00pm.

6.00am Sporting Rivalries


(HD) 7.00 Surf Unleashed
(HD) 7.30 Sporting Greats
9.00 Sporting Rivalries (HD)
10.00 French Rugby Union
(HD) 10.30 Sporting Greats
11.00 Racing News (HD)
11.30 Surf Unleashed (HD)
12.00noon Sporting Greats
1.00 Sporting Rivalries (HD)

2.00 Surf Unleashed

Surng highlights. (HD)

2.30 Sporting Greats

Proles of Rafael Nadal


and Roger Federer.

3.30 Sporting Rivalries

l
Coverage of the opening

USA v USSR ice hockey.

4.00 Tennis

day of the US Open the


nal Grand Slam event
of the season featuring
mens and womens rstround matches at Flushing
Meadows, New York. (HD)

4.00am Sporting Rivalries


Boxers Muhammad Ali
and Joe Frazier. (HD)

4.30 Sporting Rivalries


USA v USSR ice hockey.
5.00 Football Gold Archive
action. 5.30-6.00am Sporting
Rivalries As 4.00am.

6.00am Time of Our Lives


7.00 Golf (HD) 8.00 Golf (HD)
1.00pm Golf (HD)

2.00 Sporting Heroes

Paul McGinley interviews


golfer Tony Jacklin. (HD)

3.00 Time of Our Lives

British swimmers Sharron


Davies, Adrian Moorhouse
and Nick Gillingham.
4.00 WWE: Raw Wrestling
action from the US. (HD)

6.00 Sporting Greats

Proles of athletes Usain


Bolt, Carl Lewis, Ed Moses
and Sergey Bubka. (HD)

8.00 Time of Our Lives

British swimmers Sharron


Davies, Adrian Moorhouse
and Nick Gillingham.

9.00 Time of Our Lives

British former wrestlers.


10.00 WWE: Late Night
Bottom Line (HD) 11.00 WWE:
Late Night Afterburn (HD)
12.00mt WWE: NXT 1.00am
WWE: Late Night Raw
Wrestling coverage
from the US. (HD) 4.15 WWE
Slam City 4.45 WWE From
the Vault (HD) 5.15 WWE
Slam City (HD) 5.45-6.00am
WWE From the Vault (HD)

6.00am Good Morning Sports


Fans (HD) 9.00 Spanish
Football (HD) 11.00 Dutch
Football 1.00pm Sky Sports
Today (HD) 2.00 Footballs
Greatest Players (HD)
2.30 Spanish Football Gold
(HD) 3.00 Football (HD)

5.00 Footballs Greatest


Dennis Bergkamp and
Ronaldinho. (HD)
6.00 News HQ at 6 (HD)

7.00 Spanish Football

l
Real Madrid v
Crdoba. Coverage of
the rst match of tonights
double-bill of La Liga
matches comes from the
Bernabu, kick-off 7.00pm.

9.00 Spanish Football

l
Rayo Vallecano v
Atltico Madrid. The La
Liga match from Campo
de Ftbol de Vallecas,
kick-off 9.00pm. (HD)

11.00 Dutch Football


Eredivisie round-up. (HD)
12.00mt Footballs Greatest
(HD) 1.00 Spanish Football
Gold (HD) 1.30 Spanish
Football 3.30 One2Eleven
4.00 Footballs Greatest 5.306.00am Spanish Football Gold

12.30pm Football

Forest Green Rovers v


Bristol Rovers. Coverage
of the Conference Premier
match from the New Lawn,
kick-off 1.00pm. (HD)
3.15 Fletch & Sav (HD)
3.45 Italian Football (HD)
4.00 French Football (HD)
5.00 German Football (HD)

6.00 Baker & Kellys

VSPO Football show. (HD)

7.00 SportsHUB (HD)


8.00 European Football

Show Magazine. (HD)

10.00 SportsHUB (HD)


10.15 BTSi: Global Goals
10.45 Baker & Kellys

VSPO Football show. (HD)

11.45 Football Highlights

of Forest Green Rovers v


Bristol Rovers. (HD)
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1.30 Football (HD) 4.00-6.00am
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Cycling 2.00 Cycling (HD) 3.00
Cycling
Coverage of
the third stage of the Vuelta
a Espaa from Cdiz to
Arcos de la Frontera. (HD)
4.45pm Tennis
The
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Fake Britain Consumer series. (S, Rpt) 510978
PM Bargain Hunt Ardingly. (S, Rpt) 6931404
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England Showground. (S, Rpt, HD) 8364125
Pointless Quiz series. (S, Rpt, HD) 3104713
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Local News; Weather (S) 133

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11.05 Operation Wild In the last in the wildlife


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Animal SOS Wildlife series. (S, Rpt) 6146607
HARDtalk With Stephen Sackur. (S) 2208930
BBC News (S, HD) 8510
BBC World News (S, HD) 6539
NOON Fred Dibnahs Magnicent Monuments

Pleasure Palaces. (S, Rpt) 84607


PM Climbing Great Buildings (S, Rpt) 94572
Breakaway Game show. (S, Rpt) 7341930
Cash in the Attic Cornwall. (S, Rpt) 874688
The Chefs Protege (S, Rpt, HD) 899997
Celebrity MasterChef (S, Rpt, HD) 6674930
Coast The island of Skomer. (S, Rpt) 5476572
Britain by Bike North Devon. (S, Rpt) 124220
Great British Railway Journeys Waterloo to
Canary Wharf: Travel series. A rail route that
transported cofns from Waterloo in London
to a cemetery in Surrey. (S, Rpt, HD) 123591
5.15 Flog It! Antiques series. Today, the team
visits Exmouth in Devon. (S, Rpt, HD) 3102355
6.00 Two Tribes Quiz series. (S, HD) 423
6.30 Eggheads Quiz series. (S, HD) 775

12.30
1.00
1.45
2.15
2.45
3.30
4.15
4.45

7.00 Young Vets 5 of 10. Documentary series.


Tonight, the students help the owners of a
Rhodesian ridgeback decide whether to
put their dog through cancer treatment,
assist head vet James McFarland in the
castration of a ram, and worm a reluctant
tortoise. Continues tomorrow. (S, HD) 9355

8.00 Russias Lost Princesses The World

starring John Michie and Rob Ostlere.


Arthur is excited at the prospect of looking
after a VIP patient for Guy but when
Zosia gets involved, things do not quite go
to plan. Meanwhile, Mr T asks Jac for help
with a case. See feature, page 17. (S, HD) 7133

9.00 In the Club 4 of 6. Drama series starring

AM Homes Under the Hammer (S) 4229751


Animal Saints and Sinners (S, Rpt) 5335171
Animal Park Wildlife series. (S, Rpt) 9004978
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10.05
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11.30
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threatens the Carters again demanding
money to keep quiet about Mick. See
feature, page 9. (S, HD) 317 News; Regional News

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7.05
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Turned Upside Down: The concluding


part of the documentary focuses on the
impact of World War One on the lives of
Olga, Tatiana, Maria and Anastasia, and
their familys exile and eventual execution
after the Russian Revolution. (S, HD) 5775

9.00 Super Senses: The Secret Power


of Animals Sound: 2 of 3. Documentary
series. Patrick Aryee and Helen Czerski
explore the world of sound, converting a
vintage camper van into a giant speaker
to conduct the ultimate hearing test for
a herd of elephants. (S, AD, HD) 5539

10.00 The Sarah Millican Television


Programme Comedy chat show.

10.30

With Strictly judge Craig Revel Horwood,


former Spice Girl Melanie C and Casualty
stars Charles Dale, Tony Marshall, Azuka
Oforka and Suzanne Packer. (S, Rpt) 85336
Newsnight; Weather (S, HD) 691688

11.20 Dragons Den 6 of 12. Sundays edition


of the business-based challenge series.
A returning entrepreneur pitches an outdoor
space-saving device. (S, Rpt, HD) 568046
12.20 AM The Secret History of Our Streets
The Fittie Squares, Aberdeen: The last in
the documentary series examines the social
history of the Footdee housing scheme in
the city of Aberdeen. (S, Rpt, HD) 7495114
1.20 to 2.20 AM Sign Zone: John Bishops Australia
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hand at surng and cattle herding, before he
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6.00 AM Countdown Word game. (S, Rpt) 9575572


6.45 3rd Rock from the Sun (S6, ep 2, S, Rpt)
8619084 7.10 (Series 6, ep 3, S, Rpt) 9945220
7.35 The King of Queens (S, Rpt) 9012997
8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond Double-bill of
the comedy. (S, Rpt) 76688 8.30 (S, Rpt) 75959
9.00 Frasier Double-bill. (Series 7, ep 15, S, Rpt)
99539 9.30 (Series 7, ep 16, S, Rpt) 18152
10.00 The Big Bang Theory Double-bill of the US

6.00
9.15
11.10
12.10
12.15
1.15
1.45
2.15

comedy. (S3, ep 6, S, Rpt, AD, HD) 22256

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11.00 Come Dine with Me Vale of Aylesbury:
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Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (S, HD) 6397152
Countdown Word game. (S, HD) 4403539
Deal or No Deal Game show. (S, HD) 85539
Win It Cook It Culinary quiz. (S, HD) 626
Come Dine with Me Swansea. (S, Rpt) 1862
The Simpsons The Itchy & Scratchy &
Poochie Show: Animation. (S, Rpt, AD) 591
Hollyoaks Nico vows to tell Dodger the truth
when she learns of Siennas lie. (S, HD) 171

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The Wright Stuff Debate. (S, HD) 82630220
Police Interceptors (S, Rpt, HD) 6729510
PM News (S, HD) 81546930
Celebrity Big Brother (S, Rpt, HD) 3486220
Home and Away As 6pm. (S, AD, HD) 1279107
Neighbours See 5.30pm. (S, AD, HD) 2629648
NCIS Caged: McGee tries to quell a crisis in a
womens prison. (S6, ep 12, S, Rpt) 3406084
Seventeen and Missing Mystery
thriller starring Dedee Pfeiffer and Matthew
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kidnapped daughter. (105mins, 2006, PG, S)
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Neighbours Paige receives a warm welcome
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information about the incident at Harolds
Store, while Naomi leaves Josh feeling
dejected. See feature, page 8. (S, Rpt) 1088423
Home and Away Nate promises Alf he will
solve the mystery behind Roos condition.
Elsewhere, Maddy pushes Josh into Evelyns
arms, and Ricky discovers why Brax does
not want to have children. (S, Rpt) 1085336
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7.00 Lost at Sea: Air France 447 One-off

hide, while Ross threatens to tell Laurel


about Marlon and Donna. (S, HD) 1249

Soap gossip at whatsontv.co.uk/emmerdale

7.30 Ade at Sea 2 of 6. Documentary series.


In this edition, Adrian Edmondson sails
around the Thames Estuary. (S, Rpt) 713

8.00 Midsomer Murders Death in the Slow


Lane: Detective drama series starring Neil
Dudgeon and Jason Hughes. Upon his
arrival in Midsomer, DCI John Barnaby
is asked by the headmistress of a girls
boarding school to patrol the forthcoming
classic-car show. However when a local
DJ, who was due to judge the vehicles, is
crushed to death, the detective is soon
dealing with his rst murder case since
replacing cousin Tom and, as the body
count rises, his own safety comes under
threat. With guest stars David Warner
and Samantha Bond. (S, Rpt, HD) 3317

10.00 News; Weather (S) 72862


10.30 Local News; Weather (S) 430249
10.40 The Chase Quiz series presented by

8.00 Dogs: Their Secret Lives Dogs Behaving


Badly: 2 of 3. Documentary series. In this
edition, Mark Evans explores aggressive
behaviour in dogs, meeting three badly
behaved pooches and nding out how
understanding canine body language
could help prevent attacks. (S, AD) 3171

9.00 Worst Place to Be a Pilot 2 of 4.

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Maribor: Matt Smith presents highlights


from tonights play-off round, second-leg
match played at Celtic Park. (S, HD) 168220
AM Jackpot247 Interactive gaming. 124843
The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (S, Rpt) 9099114
Nightscreen Programme guide. (HD) 1402398
Britains Best Bakery Culinary challenge
series. The competitors are challenged to
create a range of goods to sell to shoppers
in London. (SL, S, Rpt, HD) 7618485
to 6.00 AM The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests
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10.00 Celebrity Big Brother Marcus Bentley


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inside the compound. (S, HD) 7595997

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Companion series. (S, HD) 5606442

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Littlewood and Gabrielle Blackman visit
Great Yarmouth to help two pensioners
who were left with a half-built extension
that cost 12,000. (S, HD) 7572046 News
Boston Brakes: US crime drama series.
The team investigates an attempt on the
life of a journalist who was working on
a story about a domestic intelligencegathering operation headed by an airforce general. (S14, ep 13, S, HD) 7585510

10.55 Royal Marines Commando School 7 of 8.


Last nights edition of the documentary
series. The recruits face Lympstones
ve-day commando tests. (S, Rpt) 327591
Poker A PCA tournament. (S) 814862
AM Cage Warriors From Jordan. (S) 8923701
KOTV Boxing Weekly Magazine. (S) 78843
Motorsport British F3 action. (S, Rpt) 60824
Outlaw Triathlon Highlights. (S, Rpt) 5074089
Triathlon From Liverpool. (S, Rpt) 9115824
Transworld Sport (S, Rpt, HD) 8361992
to 6.00 AM Gordon Ramsays Home Cooking
Barbecued beef brisket. (S, Rpt, HD) 17176

7PM

9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

advice series. In this edition, chef Gordon


Ramsay checks in at the Monticello Hotel
in Longview, Washington, where shocking
newspaper allegations about the owner
ensure that his job to save the enterprise
is much more difcult. (S, AD, HD) 340317

Bradley Walsh in which four contestants


take on ruthless quiz expert the Chaser
to secure a cash prize. (S, Rpt, HD) 330065
11.40 Champions League: Extra Time Celtic v

dramatised documentary examining the


investigation into the loss of Air France
Flight 447 in June 2009, when an Airbus
jet ying from Rio de Janeiro to Paris
crashed into the Atlantic, with the loss of
all 228 lives on board. (S, Rpt) 7596626 News

8.00 Cowboy Builders

Documentary series. In this edition,


Captain Sam Quinn nds himself in the
middle of a dispute as he delivers supplies
to tribespeople in Papua New Guinea,
while Guy Richardson receives full VIP
treatment at a runway opening. (S) 5797

10.00 Ramsays Hotel Hell 2 of 8. Business

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role in the musical, Barnum. (S, HD) 569318
Lorraine Magazine. Today, Sophie EllisBextor joins Kate Garraway to chat about
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Kevin McCloud returns to


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decides to return to the planet


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9.00 Sinbad A woman rescues

Dream 1 of 12. Charlie Luxton

Sinbad from a sea creature


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rst seems. (S1, ep6 of 12)

meets a couple building a


family home in Shropshire.

10.00 Revolution Charlie, Miles

10.00 Masters of Sex

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New episode Masters and


Johnson are spotted leaving
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lands Homer in hospital.


8 of 11. Davina McCall hosts
as judge Kimberly Wyatts
chosen acts take to the
stage for the second seminal. Continues tomorrow.

9.00 Footballs Funniest


Moments A look back
at comical incidents from
Premier League football.

10.00 Glee Arties new-found


freedom proves to have
benets, while Blaine grows
jealous of Kurt. (S5, ep16)

11.00 A Haunting 2 of 10. The team

11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles The team

advice series. The mobile


clinic travels to Weston-superMare in north Somerset.
12.25 AM Couples Come
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examines a house in Michigan


that seems to be haunted.
12.00 MT Most Shocking
1.00 AM Road Wars

tries to plug a leak of secret


information. (S2, ep13 of 24)
12.00 MT Sam investigates
a terrorist group. (S2, ep14)
1.00 AM Brit Cops:
Law & Disorder Double-bill.

1.25 Building the Dream


See 9.00pm.

2.35 to 3.35am
Embarrassing Bodies

Sexcetera
When Vacations Attack
Most Haunted Abergavenny.
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2.00 Columbo Dagger of the Mind.
4.00 NCIS 5.00 Diagnosis Murder
6.00 Law & Order 6.55 Access
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is found murdered. (S4, ep4 of 24)


8.00 The body of a lance corporal is
found in an empty house. (S4, ep5)
Stars Ally Sheedy. (2002, 12)
7.00 M*A*S*H Double-bill of the series. 9.00 Killing Spree Columbine: Last
in the series. Exploring the events
8.00 Highway to Heaven US drama.
leading up to the 1999 shootings at
9.00
Mom at Sixteen Drama.
Columbine high school in Colorado.
A pregnant teenagers well-meaning
mother forces her to keep the birth a 10.00 Body of Proof Crime drama.
Megan investigates the death of a
secret and decides to raise the baby
homicide detective. (S1, ep8 of 9)
as her own. Stars Mercedes Ruehl
and Colin Ferguson. (2005, PG) 11.00 CSI: NY 12.00mt Played

11.00 Everything She Ever Wanted


1.00-3.00am
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8.00 Police Interceptors 9.00 Celebrity
Big Brother 10.00 Under the Dome
11.00 Celebrity Big Brothers Bit on the
Side 12.00mt Hercules the Human
Bear Documentary. 1.00am Access
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3.20 Neighbours 5.00 Home and Away
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7.00 Extreme Fishing with Robson Green:
At the Ends of the Earth In Argentina.
9.00
The Spirit
Comic-book thriller. A cop is killed in
the line of duty but returns from the
grave to do battle with a criminal
mastermind. Stars Gabriel Macht and
Samuel L Jackson. (2008, 12)
11.00pm-12.00mt Escapes from Death:
Top 20 Harrowing scrapes with death.

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4.00 Stargate Atlantis
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Airline USA
Inside Gatwick
RSPCA Animal Rescue
Motorway Patrol
UK Border Force
NOON CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation (S1, ep8)
PM Criminal Minds
Double-bill of the series.

CSI: Crime Scene


Investigation Triple-bill of
the US crime drama series.

6.00 Obese: A Year to Save My


Life USA Double-bill. Chris

7.00 Obese: A Year to Save


My Life USA New edition
Nyla confronts the issues
that fuel her eating habits.

8.00 Its Love, Actually


8.30

Remember when Cheryl Cole


looks at memorable moments
from the talent shows history.

Primetime Emmy
Awards Highlights of the

TV awards ceremony held


in Los Angeles. Nominated
shows include Game of
Thrones, Orange Is the New
Black, True Detective, Luther
and Dancing on the Edge.

11.00 Scandal (S3, ep4 of 18)


11.50 Sex and the City Double-bill
of the US comedy drama.

1.00 AM The Blacklist (S1, ep13)


1.50 Criminal Minds Double-bill.
3.30 CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation Pilot episode.
4.20 Motorway Patrol
5.10 to 6.00am Border Security:
Canadas Front Line

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Blue Bloods 11.00 House 1.00pm
Stargate SG-1 2.00 Without a Trace
3.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 4.00 House
6.00 Blue Bloods 7.00 Without a Trace
8.00 The British 2 of 7. How the Norman
Conquest transformed Britain. 9.00
Richard E Grants Hotel Secrets New
edition 3 of 6. The actor explores the
hotels of Berlin. 10.00 Ray Donovan
New episode Tensions run high at
a family party to celebrate Conors
birthday. (S2, ep7 of 12) 11.10 Game of
Thrones Ned faces a fateful decision
to save Sansas life. (S1, ep9 of 10)
12.25am Richard E Grants Hotel Secrets
1.20 The British 2.20 This Is Jinsy 2.50
The Sopranos 4.00 Thirtysomething
5.00-6.00am Star Trek: Enterprise

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I Dream of Jeannie 9.00 Happy Days
10.00 Harry Hills TV Burp 11.00 One
Foot in the Algarve 1.00pm Bewitched
2.00 Happy Days 3.00 I Dream of
Jeannie 4.00 Porridge 6.00 Harry Hills
TV Burp 7.00 Blackadder Goes Forth
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At Home with the Braithwaites 9.00
Love and Marriage 10.00 Prey 2 of 3.
Thriller series starring John Simm.
Reinhardt receives a tip-off about
Farrows location. 11.00 Life Begins
12.05am Love and Marriage 1.05 Prey
2.10 At Home with the Braithwaites
3.05 The Ruth Rendell Mysteries
4.00-6.00am The Encore Hour

The X Factor:
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Series in which couples


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Sky 107 Virgin 111/HD 112

6.00
Dog Squad
7.00
Futurama Animation
8.00
The Rover Special
9.00
Futurama Animation
10.00
NOON Got to Dance
11.00
PM Guardians of the Galaxy: 12.00
On Set Preview of the lm.
2.00 The Simpsons Double-bill.
1.00
3.00 Modern Family
4.00 Futurama Double-bill. Leela
3.00

7.00 The Simpsons A prank

gets trapped halfway through


the Stargate while they are
eeing the Wraith. (S1, ep4)

SKYLIVING

AM The Real A&E

7.00 Stargate Atlantis The team

series. Three couples in Kent


compete for the 1,000 prize.

7.55 Grand Designs Revisited

6.00
7.00
8.00
10.00
10.15
12.00
1.30

6.00 Renters New episodes

the documentary series.

6.50 Couples Come Dine


with Me Culinary challenge

SKY1

Sky 106 Virgin 109/HD 110

faces up to a difcult choice.


4.30 Hermes is disappointed
to miss out on a promotion.
5.00 The Simpsons Animation.
5.30 Futurama Double-bill.
6.30 The Simpsons Animation.

and Toulouse in France.

5.45 Portugal and Torquay.

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6.15am Total Wipeout USA 7.00


Primeval 8.00 Doctor Who 9.00 The Bill
11.00 Covert Affairs 12.00noon Who Do
You Think You Are? 1.00pm MasterChef
Australia 2.00 Extreme Makeover 3.00
Betty Whites Off Their Rockers 4.00
Beverly Hills Pawn 5.00 Primeval 6.00
Doctor Who 7.00 Betty Whites Off Their
Rockers New episode 8.00 Resurrection
9.00 The Route Masters: Running
Londons Roads 10.00 Emergency
Bikers 11.00 Dynamo: Magician
Impossible 12.00mt The Route Masters:
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Rescues 1.45 Total Wipeout USA 2.303.00am The Sarah Jane Adventures

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6.00am Lie to Me 8.00 Quincy ME 9.00


Sea Patrol 11.00 NCIS 2.00pm In Plain
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as a way of befriending Coach
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6.00 NCIS Back-to-back episodes of
the crime drama series. 11.00 Law &
Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00mt
Law & Order Double-bill. 2.00am In
Plain Sight 4.00-6.00am Sea Patrol

DISCOVERY
Sky 520 Virgin 211/HD 212

6.00am How Its Made 7.00 Deadliest


Catch 8.00 Gold Rush 9.00 Auction
Hunters 10.00 Alaska: The Last Frontier
11.00 Naked and Afraid 12.00noon
Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Mythbusters
2.00pm Out of Egypt 3.00 The First
World War 4.00 Railroad Alaska 5.00
Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 6.00 Wheeler
Dealers 7.00 Mythbusters 8.00 Gold
Rush New edition 9.00
Ice Cold
Gold 1 of 6. Return of the series.
Winter closes in on the prospectors.
10.00 Deadliest Catch New edition
12.00mt Ice Cold Gold 1.00am Gold
Rush 2.00 Auction Hunters 3.00
Deadliest Catch 4.40 American Chopper
5.30-6.00am How Do They Do It?

ALIBI

Sky 132 Virgin 130

7.10am Maisie Raine 8.00 Murdoch


Mysteries 10.00 Maisie Raine 11.00
Sue Thomas FB Eye 12.00noon Murdoch
Mysteries 1.00pm Castle 2.00 Body
of Proof 3.00 Sue Thomas FB Eye 4.00
Murdoch Mysteries 5.00 Castle 6.00
Body of Proof 7.00 New Tricks 9.00
The Glades New episode Jim enters
the secretive world of Floridas Gypsy
community. (S4, ep7 of 13) 10.00
Body of Proof 11.00 Murdoch Mysteries
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Comedy

Action / Adventure

Family

Drama/Romance

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Sky 307 Virgin 407/HD 437

Sky 306 Virgin 406/HD 436

Sky 310 Virgin 410/HD 440

Adventure starring Jessica


Alba and Joel McHale.
(S) (2011, PG)
12.45pm Oliver Twist Vintage
Dickens drama starring
Robert Newton. (S) (1948,
U, b&w)
3.05 Charlottes Web Drama
starring Dakota Fanning,
with the voice of Julia
Roberts. (2006, U)
4.55 Jungle Book Adventure
starring Sabu, Joseph
Calleia and John Qualen.
(S) (1942, U)

6.00am The Last Keepers


See 6.15pm. 7.35 Enough
Said See 2.30pm.
9.15 The Washington Snipers
See 1.20am. 11.00 The Last
Keepers See 6.15pm.
12.45pm Baggage Claim
See 10.00pm.
2.30 Enough Said Romantic
comedy starring Julia
Louis-Dreyfus. (S, D)
(2013, 12) 4.15 Thor:
The Dark World As 8pm.
6.15 The Last Keepers
Fantasy starring Zosia
Mamet and Aidan Quinn.
(S, D) (2013, 12)

6.00am Kindergarten Cop


Comedy thriller starring
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
(S) (1990, 15)
8.00 This Is 40 See 9.50pm.
10.20 American Pie 2 See
8.00pm. 12.20pm Stand
Up Guys See 12.10am.
2.10 Look Whos Talking
Comedy starring Kirstie
Alley. (1989, 12)
4.00 Admission Comedy
drama starring Tina Fey.
(S, D) (2013, 12)
6.00 Life Comedy drama
starring Martin Lawrence.
(S, D) (1999, 15)

6.00am 12 Rounds 2:
Reloaded Action thriller
sequel. (S) (2013, 15)
7.40 Cinderella Man
Fact-based drama.
(S, D) (2005, 12)
10.10 Last Action Hero Action
fantasy. (1993, 15)
12.25pm The Italian Job
See 8.00pm. 2.20 Pain
& Gain See 10.00pm.
4.35 Anaconda Adventure
starring Jennifer Lopez.
(S, D) (1997, 15)
6.15 Fire with Fire Action
thriller. Stars Bruce Willis.
(S, D) (2012, 15)

6.15am Turbo See 4.25pm.


8.00 Parental Guidance
See 6.10pm.
10.20 The Croods As 8.00pm.
12.10pm My Girl See 9.45pm.
2.05 Jumanji Fantasy
adventure starring Robin
Williams and Bonnie Hunt.
(S, D) (1995, PG)
4.25 Turbo Animated
adventure featuring the
voice of Ryan Reynolds.
(S, D) (2013, U)
6.10 Parental Guidance
Comedy starring Billy
Crystal and Bette Midler.
(S, D) (2012, U)

7.00am Sense and Sensibility


Romantic period drama.
Stars Emma Thompson.
(S, D) (1995, U)
9.25 Captain Corellis
Mandolin World War Two
drama. (2001, 15)
11.40 Any Day Now Drama.
(S, D) (2012, 15)
2.00pm Hitchcock Biopic.
(S, D) (2012, 12)
3.50 Beyond the Sea
Biopic. (2004, 12)
5.55 New Years Eve
Ensemble comedy drama
starring Robert De Niro.
(S, D) (2011, 12)

7.05 The Simpsons

8.00 Thor: The Dark

8.00 American Pie 2

8.00 The Italian Job

8.00 The Croods

8.00 Drinking Buddies

Animation. A prehistoric
family struggles to keep
up with the changing
times. With the voices of
Nicolas Cage and Emma
Stone. (2013, U)
9.45 My Girl Comedy
drama. A girl suffers
pangs of loneliness when
a new woman enters
the life of her widower
father. Stars Dan Aykroyd
and Anna Chlumsky.
(S, D) (1991, PG)

Romantic comedy drama.


Two couples become
romantically entangled
when they go away for
the weekend. Stars Olivia
Wilde and Jake Johnson.
(S, D) (2013, 15)
9.40 Perfume Drama set
in 18th-century France.
A perfumers apprentice
resorts to murder to
capture the perfect scent.
Stars Ben Whishaw. (S, D)
(2006, 15)

11.35 The Three Stooges


Comedy. (2012, 12)
1.25am Born Free Adventure.
(S, D) (1965, U)
3.05 The Lost Medallion:

12.15am She Wants Me


Romantic comedy. Stars
Josh Gad and Kristen
Ruhlin. (S) (2012, 12)
1.55 Burning Man Drama.
(S, D) (2011, 15)
3.55-5.45am The Barbarian
and the Geisha Period
drama. (S) (1958, U)

11.00am Spy Kids:

All theTime in the World

PRIME-TIME

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Movie Animated comedy.

World Fantasy sequel.

Homer Simpson must


save Springeld after he
single-handedly causes
a disaster. Featuring the
voice of Dan Castellaneta.
(S) (2007, PG)
9.00 The Reef Horror. The
passengers of a capsized
boat swim for shore, only
to be hunted along the way
by a great white shark.
Stars Damian WalsheHowling. (2010, 15)

The god of thunder joins


forces with his brother
to defend the universe.
Stars Chris Hemsworth
and Natalie Portman.
(S, D) (2013, 12)

10.00 Baggage Claim

10.40 The Grey Wilderness


adventure starring Liam
Neeson and Frank Grillo.
(S) (2012, 15)
12.55am Shell Drama starring
Chloe Pirrie and Joseph
Mawl. (S) (2012, 15)
2.45-3.55am Loving Memory
Drama. (1971, 12)

11.40 Cabin Fever: Patient


Zero Horror prequel. Stars
Sean Astin and Currie
Graham. (S) (2014, 18)
1.20am The Washington
Snipers Crime drama.
(S, D) (2013, 15)
3.00-4.40am Cabin Fever:
Patient Zero See 11.40pm.

Romantic comedy. An air


hostess revisits her former
boyfriends in the hope of
nding a husband. Stars
Paula Patton and Derek
Luke. (S, D) (2013, 12)

Comedy sequel. After


their rst year at college,
the teenage friends stay
at a lakeside house for
the summer. Stars Jason
Biggs and Chris Klein.
(S, D) (2001, 15)
9.50 This Is 40 Comedy.
A couple must face up to
a series of crises as their
40th birthdays loom on
the horizon. Stars Leslie
Mann and Paul Rudd.
(S, D) (2012, 15)

10.00 Pain & Gain

12.10am Stand Up Guys


Comedy drama starring Al
Pacino. (S) (2012, 15)
2.00 Hyde Park on Hudson
Comedy drama. (S, D)
(2012, 12)
3.50-5.30am Someone
Marry Barry Comedy.
(S, D) (2014, 15)

12.15am Lethal Weapon 3


Action comedy sequel.
(S, D) (1992, 15)
2.20 The Man with the Iron
Fists Martial-arts thriller.
(S, D) (2012, 18)
4.20-6.00am Volcano: Fire
on the Mountain Disaster
movie. (1997, PG)

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Fact-based comedy.
Three bodybuilders try
to kidnap a businessman
and get him to sign over
his fortune. Stars Dwayne
Johnson. (2013, 15)

The Adventures of Billy


Stone (S) (2013, PG)
4.50-6.25am Our Wild Hearts
(S, D) (2013, PG)

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RADIO 1 FREEVIEW 700 Sky 0101 Virgin 901 Freesat 700


4.00am Adele Roberts. 6.30 Scott Mills. 10.00 Alice Levine. 12.45pm Newsbeat.
1.00 Matt Edmondson. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 The Review Show.
10.00 Phil Taggart. 12.00mt Punk Show with Mike Davies. 2.00-4.00am Nihal.
RADIO 2 FREEVIEW 702 Sky 0102 Virgin 902 Freesat 702
5.00am Penny Smith. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. 12.00noon Jeremy Vine.
2.00pm Jonathan Ross. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Jamie Cullum. 8.00 Huey Morgan.
10.00 David Rodigan: The DJ showcases his love of reggae. 11.00 They Write
the Songs: Anthony Newley. 12.00mt Janice Long. 2.00-5.00am Alex Lester.
RADIO 3 FREEVIEW 703 Sky 0103 Virgin 903 Freesat 703
6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. 11.00 Edinburgh International Festival.
1.00pm News; Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.00
Composer of the Week: Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky. 7.00 BBC Proms. 9.15 Albert
Camus: Inside the Outsider. 10.00 The Free Thinking Essay: New Generation
Thinkers. 10.15 BBC Proms. 11.45 Late Junction. 12.30-6.30am Through the Night.
RADIO 4 FREEVIEW 704 Sky 0104 Virgin 904 Freesat 704
6.00am Today. 9.00 News; Whats the Point Of? 9.30 Witness. 9.45 Book of the
Week: Philip Larkin Life, Art and Love. 9.45-10.00 (LW) Daily Service. 10.00
News; Womans Hour. 11.00 News; Everything We Know Is Wrong. 11.30 Music of
the Forest. 12.00noon News; Home Front. 12.15pm Call You and Yours; Weather.
1.00 The World at One. 1.45 Lucy Mangans Literary Solutions to the Economy.
2.00 News; The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: The Sensitive The Protector.
3.00 News; The Kitchen Cabinet. 3.30 Costing the Earth. 4.00 News; Word of
Mouth. 4.30 Great Lives. 5.00 PM; Weather. 6.00 News; News. 6.30 Meet David
Sedaris. 7.00 News; The Archers. 7.15 Front Row. 7.45 Dark Fire. 8.00 News;
Whatever Happened to Global Governance? 8.40 In Touch. 9.00 News; Inside
Health: Conicted Medicine. 9.30 Whats the Point Of?; Weather. 10.00 The
World Tonight. 10.45 Book at Bedtime: The Thrill of It All. 11.00 The Guns of Adam
Riches. 11.30 Believe It! 12.00mt News; News; Weather. 12.30am Book of the
Week: Philip Larkin Life, Art and Love; Shipping. 1.00 News; As World Service.
5.20 Shipping. 5.30 News Brieng; Prayer. 5.45-6.00am Farming Today; Tweet.
RADIO 5 LIVE FREEVIEW 705 Sky 0105 Virgin 905 Freesat 705
5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00
Chris Warburton. 12.00noon Shelagh Fogarty. 2.00pm Richard Bacon. 4.00
5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport. 10.30 Phil Williams. 1.00-5.00am Up All Night.
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Crime thriller inspired by


the 1960s original. A gang
of crooks seek revenge
after being cheated out
of the proceeds of a heist.
Stars Mark Wahlberg.
(S, D) (2003, 12)

FREE 10.35 Mr Blooms Nursery 11.00 Tumble


VIEW 70 Travels 11.05 Mister Maker Comes to
Sky 613 Freesat 600 Virgin 701
HD 73 Town 11.25 I Can Cook on the Go
11.40 Tweenies 12.00noon Balamory
7.00am Copycats 7.25 Just Kidding
12.20pm Woolly & Tig 12.25 Wibbly Pig
7.50 DNN: Denitely Not Newsround
12.35 Small Potatoes 12.40 Old Jacks
8.15 Newsround 8.25 The Slammer
Returns 8.55 Newsround 9.00 Marrying Boat 1.00 Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 1.10
Mum and Dad 9.35 Pop Slam! 10.05 The Numtums 1.15 Get Well Soon 1.30 Big
Barn Farm 1.45 Something Special:
Dog Ate My Homework 10.35 Naomis
Out and About 2.05 Little Charley Bear
Nightmares of Nature 11.05 Rockets
2.10 Show Me Show Me 2.35 Mr Blooms
Island 11.35 The Dumping Ground
Nursery 2.55 Dipdap 3.00 Mister Maker
12.05pm The Sparticle Mystery 12.30
Comes to Town 3.20 Tumble Travels
Ultimate Brain 1.00 Splatalot 1.25 Bear
3.30 Tilly and Friends 3.40 Timmy Time
Behaving Badly 1.50 Arthur 2.00 Who
3.50 Big & Small 4.05 Q Pootle 5 4.15
Let the Dogs Out? 2.30 All Over the
Nina and the Neurons 4.30 Time for
Place: USA 3.00 Dennis the Menace
School
4.40 Rastamouse 4.55 Justins
and Gnasher 3.10 Strange Hill High
3.35 Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated House 5.20 Grandpa in My Pocket 5.30
4.00 Just Kidding 4.20 Newsround 4.30 Kate & Mim-Mim 5.40 Sarah & Duck 5.50
Abney & Teal 6.00 Waybuloo 6.20 In the
Marrying Mum and Dad 5.00 Horrible
Histories 5.30 The Johnny and Inel Show Night Garden 6.50-7.00pm Bedtime Story
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6.00 Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated
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6.30-7.00pm The Story of Tracy Beaker
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VIEW 71 Canimals 7.00 Om Nom Stories 7.05 Dino
Sky 614 Freesat 601 Virgin 702
HD 74 Dan 7.30 Signed Stories: Share a Story

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6.00am Tikkabilla 6.30 ZingZillas


6.55 Baby Jake 7.05 Postman Pat 7.20
Dinopaws 7.30 Boj 7.45 Mike the Knight
8.00 Woolly & Tig 8.05 Pingu 8.10
Octonauts 8.20 Peter Rabbit 8.35
Chuggington 8.45 Buzz and Tell 8.50
Charlie and Lola 9.00 Raa Raa the Noisy
Lion 9.10 Numtums 9.15 Get Well Soon
9.30 Big Barn Farm 9.45 Something
Special: Out and About 10.05 Little
Charley Bear 10.10 Show Me Show Me

7.35 Monsuno 8.05 Teenage Mutant


Ninja Turtles 8.35 Pokmon 9.25 Horrid
Henry 10.30 Nerds & Monsters 10.55
Almost Naked Animals 11.35 Mr Bean:
Animated Series 12.00noon Fort Boyard
Ultimate Challenge 1.00pm My Phone
Genie 1.25 Aquabats Super Show 1.50
Tricky TV 2.15 Horrid Henry 3.20 Fleabag
Monkeyface 3.50 Almost Naked Animals
4.30 Mr Bean: Animated Series 5.056.00pm Fort Boyard Ultimate Challenge

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6.00am Football Gold (HD)


6.30 One2Eleven (HD) 7.00
WWE: Afterburn (HD) 8.00
Football League Review (HD)
9.00 Game Changers (HD)
10.00 Football (HD) 12.30pm
Football League Review (HD)
1.30 Premier League Legends
(HD) 2.00 Rise as One (HD)

3.00 Footballs Greatest

Teams Nottingham
Forest in the 1970s. (HD)

3.30 Premiership Years


5.30 Premier League

Legends Ian Wright. (HD)

6.00 Football League

Review Highlights. (HD)

7.00 Footballs Greatest

Teams Chelsea. (HD)

7.30 Football l

Coverage of a match
from the second round
of the League Cup. (HD)

10.00 Footballs

Greatest Teams (HD)


11.00 Best of Soccer AM (HD)
12.00mt Football (HD) 1.00am
Rise as One 1.30 Premiership
Years 3.30 Football Gold 4.00
One2Eleven 4.30 Anthony
Joshua: Heavyweight Hopes
(HD) 5.30-6.00am Footballs
Greatest Teams (HD)

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Sky 309 Virgin 409/HD 439

6.00am Ice Princess Drama.


(S, D) (2004, U)
7.45 Brother Bear Animation.
(S, D) (2003, U)
9.15 Inspector Gadget
Comedy. (1999, U)
10.45 Planes See 6.20pm.
12.25pm The Rookie Sporting
drama. (2002, U)
2.45 The Little Mermaid
Animated musical.
(S, D) (1989, U)
4.40 Aladdin Animation.
(S, D) (1992, U)
6.20 Planes Animation
with the voice of Dane
Cook. (S) (2013, U)

6.45am The Suspect Thriller.


(2013) 8.30 Night Falls on
Manhattan Thriller. (1996)
10.30 Eden Crime drama.
(2012) 12.15pm Jennifer Eight
Thriller. (1992) 3.00 Derailed
Thriller. (2005) 5.00 Premium
Rush Action thriller. (2012)
6.45 Out of Sight Offbeat
romantic thriller. (1998)
9.00 Swordsh Action thriller
starring John Travolta.
(2001) 10.45 A Few Good
Men Legal drama starring
Tom Cruise. (1992) 1.05am
The Wee Man Fact-based
crime drama. (2013) 3.05
Premium Rush See 5.00pm.
4.50-6.35am Deep Family
Secrets Thriller. (1997)

8.00 Prince of Persia:

The Sands of Time


Fantasy adventure.
A prince tries to prevent
a magical weapon from
falling into evil hands.
Stars Jake Gyllenhaal.
(S, D) (2010, 12)

10.00 Invincible

Fact-based drama about


an American football fan
given the chance to play
for the team he supports.
Stars Mark Wahlberg.
(S, D) (2006, PG)

11.50 The Love Bug Comedy


adventure starring Dean
Jones. (1968, U)
1.45am The Prince and the
Pauper Adventure starring
Guy Williams and Sean
Scully. (S) (1962, U)
3.50-6.00am The Rookie
See 12.25pm.

The Wolverine, Sky Movies Showcase, 8.00pm


SKY MOVIES

SKY MOVIES

Sci-Fi / Horror

Showcase

Sky 311 Virgin 411/HD 441

Sky 303 Virgin 403/HD 433

6.00am Young Frankenstein


8.00 Back to the Future
Part III 10.10 Judge Dredd
12.00noon The Dark Knight
Rises See 9.00pm.
3.15pm The Breed
5.00 Back to the Future

7.05am Notting Hill


9.15 Silver Linings Playbook
11.40 Percy Jackson:
Sea of Monsters
1.30pm The Wolverine
4.00 Notting Hill
6.10 Percy Jackson:
Sea of Monsters

7.10 Judge Dredd Action

8.00 The Wolverine

Part III

thriller based on stories


from comic 2000 AD.
A futuristic law enforcer
is framed for murder.
Stars Sylvester Stallone.
(S, D) (1995, 15)

thriller sequel. Batman


comes out of hiding to
protect Gotham City from
a terrorist. Stars Christian
Bale and Tom Hardy.
(S, D) (2012, 12)

Comic-book fantasy.
The former member of
the X-Men protects a
tycoons granddaughter.
Stars Hugh Jackman
and Tao Okamoto. (S, D)
(2013, 12)
10.30 Blade Horror thriller.
A half-vampire takes on
an undead renegade who
is intent on destruction.
Stars Wesley Snipes
and Stephen Dorff. (S, D)
(1998, 18)

11.55 The Breed Horror.


(S, D) (2006, 15)
1.40am The Texas Chainsaw
Massacre Horror remake.
(S, D) (2003, 18)
4.00-6.00am Young
Frankenstein Spoof
horror. Stars Gene Wilder.
(1974, PG, b&w)

12.35am Silver Linings


Playbook Offbeat
romantic comedy starring
Jennifer Lawrence. (S, D)
(2012, 15)
2.45 Blade See 10.30pm.
4.55-6.40am Holy Night!
Animated fantasy.
(S, D) (2011, U)

9.00 The Dark Knight

Rises Comic-book

Sky 312 Virgin 412/HD 442

7.00am This Must Be the


Place See 3.10pm. 9.00
Rumble Fish Drama. (1983)
10.45 To Kill a Mockingbird
Drama. (1962) 1.00pm

The Last Picture Show

Drama. (1971) 3.10 This Must


Be the Place Offbeat road
movie. (2011) 5.10 Syriana
Thriller starring George
Clooney. (2005) 7.20 Ali
Biopic starring Will Smith.
(2001) 10.00 Mississippi
Burning Drama starring
Gene Hackman. (1988)
12.10am Spring Breakers
Drama. (2012) 1.55 Blow
Fact-based drama. (2001)
4.35-6.50am To Kill a
Mockingbird Drama. (1962)

Greats

Sky 304 Virgin 404/HD 434

6.45am Gorillas in the Mist


See 5.45pm. 9.00 Barefoot
in the Park Comedy. (1967)
10.50 Bad Boys II As 8.00pm.
1.20pm Little Miss Sunshine
See 10.30pm. 3.10 The Last
Samurai See 12.15am.
5.45 Gorillas in the Mist
Fact-based drama. (1988)
8.00 Bad Boys II Action
comedy thriller sequel
starring Martin Lawrence.
(2003) 10.30 Little Miss
Sunshine Comedy drama.
Stars Greg Kinnear. (2005)
12.15am The Last Samurai
Action drama. (2003) 2.50
Risky Business Comedy.
(1983) 4.35-6.25am Barefoot
in the Park See 9.00am.

TCM

True Movies 1

Movie Mix

Sky 317 Virgin 415/HD 416

Sky 321 Freesat 302 Virgin 424

Sky 185 Freesat 143

5.00am Trouble Along the


Way Western drama. (1953)
6.55 Cahill: United States
Marshal Western. (1973)
8.45 Legend of the Lost
Adventure. (1957) 10.45 Rio
Lobo Western drama. (1970)
12.50pm Gunsmoke 3.00
The Wrong Man Thriller.
(1956) 5.00 The Mackintosh
Man Spy thriller. (1973) 6.55
By the Light of the Silvery
Moon Musical sequel.
(1953) 9.00 Band of Brothers
11.35 The Big Gundown

5.00am Victim of Rage (1993)


7.00 Sins of Silence (1996)
9.00 The Children Nobody
Wanted (1981) 11.00 Max
and Helen (1990) 1.00pm

Western. Subtitled. (1966)


1.15am Castle Keep World
War Two action drama.
(1969) 3.05-4.35am The Big
Gundown See 11.35pm.

In the Line of Duty: Siege


at Marion (1992) 3.00 In the
Line of Duty: Kidnapped

Crime drama. (1994) 5.00


The Twilight Murders Crime
drama. (1991) 7.00 In the

Line of Duty: A Cop for the


Killing Crime drama. (1990)
9.00 In the Line of Duty: Mob
Justice Crime thriller. (1992)
11.00 Hunt for Justice Action
thriller. (1996) 1.00am Victory
at Entebbe Thriller. (1976)
3.00-5.00am The Corn Is
Green Period drama. (1979)

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8.30am Hart to Hart: Secrets


of the Hart Crime drama.
(1995) 10.30 To Find My Son
Drama. (1980) 12.30pm
Passions Drama. (1984) 2.30
Madeline Comedy. (1998)
4.25 The Greatest Biopic.
(1977) 6.35 1941 World
War Two comedy starring
Dan Aykroyd. (1979) 9.00
Submerged Action thriller
starring Steven Seagal.
(2005) 10.55 Dirty Mary,
Crazy Larry Road movie
thriller. (1974) 12.50am

Starship Troopers 2: Hero of


the Federation Sci- thriller
sequel. (2004) 2.40-4.30am

Killer Bees Thriller. (2002)

SKY SPORTS 2

SKY SPORTS 3

SKY SPORTS 4

SKY SPORTS 5

BT SPORT 1

BT SPORT 2

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6.00am Sporting Rivalries 7.00


Englands Best Ashes Days
(HD) 8.00 Cricket (HD) 9.00
Australias Best Ashes Days
(HD) 11.30 Sporting Rivalries

6.00am Sporting Rivalries


(HD) 7.00 Surf Unleashed
(HD) 7.30 Sporting Greats
8.00 Tennis 9.00 Sporting
Rivalries (HD) 10.00 Tennis
(HD) 11.00 Racing News (HD)
11.30 Surf Unleashed (HD)
12.00noon Tennis Day one
of the US Open staged at
Flushing Meadows. (HD)

6.00am Time of Our Lives 7.00


Golf 8.00 Sporting Heroes
(HD) 9.00 Golf 11.00 Golf
12.00noon Golf Nick Price v
Payne Stewart at Tierra
Del Sol in Aruba in 1998.
1.30pm Golf The 2007
PGA Tour Play-offs. (HD)
2.30 Golf A look back at
the 2007 Deutsche Bank
Championship. (HD)
3.30 WWE Slam City (HD)

6.00am Road to Rio (HD)


6.30 BTSi: Game of the Week
(HD) 7.00 SportsHUB (HD)
7.15 Baker & Kellys VSPO 8.15
German Football 9.15 Fletch &
Sav: The Best Bits (HD) 9.45
BTSi: Global Goals (HD) 10.00
SportsHUB 10.15 Premier
League Review 11.15 BTSi:
Game of the Week (HD) 11.45
SportsHUB (HD) 12.00noon
Football (HD) 1.30pm Fletch
& Sav: The Best Bits 2.00
Football 4.00 Baker & Kellys
VSPO 5.00 BTSi: Global Goals
5.30 Premier League Review
(HD) 6.30 Womens Football
7.00 SportsHUB (HD)

6.00am BTSi: Global Goals


(HD) 6.30 Fletch & Sav: The
Best Bits (HD) 7.00 Football
8.00 Classic Premier League
9.00 BTSi: Game of the Week
9.30 Motorsport 10.00 MotoGP
Classics 12.00noon Basketball
(HD) 1.30pm Classic Premier
League 2.30 Motorsport (HD)
3.30 Rallying WRC review.
(HD) 4.30 Classic Premier
League 5.30 Australian Rules
Football (HD) 6.30 Motorsport
8.00 Rallying 9.00 MotoGP
Classics 1992 British Grand
Prix. 11.00 Motorsport 12.30am
Football (HD) 2.30 Womens
Football (HD) 3.00 BTSi:
Game of the Week (HD) 3.30
BTSi: Last Week, This Week
4.00-6.00am MotoGP Classics

12.00noon Cricket Classics


England v India in the sixth
ODI at the Oval in 2007.
12.30pm Cricket Highlights
of England v India at the
County Ground in Bristol.

1.30 Cricket l

Coverage of a One-Day
Cup quarter-nal match.

10.00 Super League

Backchat The weeks


rugby league news. (HD)

10.30 Sportswomen

A look at the biggest


talking-points in the world
of womens sport. (HD)

11.00 Australias Best

Ashes Days Day two of

the third Test in the 2010/


2011 series in Perth. (HD)

12.00mt Super League

Backchat The weeks

rugby league news. (HD)


12.30am Australias Best
Ashes Days (HD) 2.30
Super League Backchat
(HD) 3.00-6.00am Englands
Best Ashes Days (HD)

1.00pm Sporting Rivalries


2.00 Surf Unleashed
Surng highlights. (HD)

2.30 Sporting Rivalries


Football rivalry between
Holland and Germany.
3.00 Tennis Action from
day one of the US Open
at Flushing Meadows.

4.00 Tennis l

Coverage of the second


day of the US Open, the
nal Grand Slam event
of the season, as the rst
round continues in both
the mens and womens
singles from Flushing
Meadows in New York.

4.00am Sporting Rivalries


5.00 Football Gold (HD)
5.30-6.00am

Sporting Rivalries (HD)

4.00 WWE: Smackdown

US wrestling action. (HD)

6.00am Good Morning Sports


Fans 9.00 Dutch Football
(HD) 10.00 Spanish Football
12.00noon Dutch Football
1.00pm Sky Sports Today
2.00 Spanish Football (HD)
4.00 Dutch Football (HD)

5.00 Spanish Football

Action from La Liga. (HD)

6.00 News HQ at 6 (HD)


7.00 Football l

Coverage of a Champions
League qualifying playoff, second-leg match.
10.00 Football Champions
League highlights. (HD)

6.00 Sportswomen (HD)


6.30 Golng World (HD)
10.30 Footballs Greatest
7.00 Sailing Action from the
Teams Arsenal in the
World Match Racing Tour.

8.00 Golf Break90 Classic

staged at Slaley Hall in


Northumberland. (HD)
10.00 Golng World (HD)

10.30 Sports Unlimited

Extreme sports. (HD)


11.30 Sailing World Match
Racing Tour action. (HD)

12.30am Golng World


1.00 Golf See 8.00pm.
3.00 Sports Unlimited
Extreme sports. (HD)

4.00-6.00am Golf (HD)

2003/2004 season. (HD)

11.00 Spanish Football


12.00mt Football

Champions League. (HD)


12.30am Footballs Greatest
Teams 1.00 Spanish Football
Gold 1.30 Spanish Football
2.30 Football 3.00 Footballs
Greatest Teams (HD) 3.30
One2Eleven 4.00 Footballs
Greatest International Teams
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Greatest Managers 5.306.00am Spanish Football Gold

7.30 BTSi: Game of the

Week Recent action.

8.00 MotoGP Tonight


9.00 UFC: Beyond The

Octagon Magazine. (HD)

9.30 Womens Football (HD)


10.00 SportsHUB (HD) 10.15
Boxing Tonight (HD) 11.15
BTSi (HD) 12.45am SportsHUB
1.00 MotoGP Tonight (HD) 2.00
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6.00 AM Breakfast News and sport. (S) 68679640


9.15 Neighbourhood Blues (S, Rpt, HD) 7588485
10.00 Homes Under the Hammer Cornwall,
11.00
11.45
12.15
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1.30
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Wiltshire and Manchester. (S, Rpt, AD) 31486

Animal Saints and Sinners (S, HD) 9407244


Fake Britain Consumer series. (S, Rpt) 711599
PM Bargain Hunt Antiques series. (S) 6908176
News; Weather (S, HD) 92718
Local News; Weather (S) 24698027
Doctors Love Is a Battleeld: Medical drama

9.00
10.00
11.00
11.30
12.00

Emmerdale

series. A desperate mother takes drastic


measures in order to prevent her son from
getting married. Elsewhere, Barry partakes
in a medieval role-playing date. (S) 347089
2.15 Perfection Quiz series. (S, Rpt, HD) 9779621
3.00 Escape to the Country Rural property series.
A man with a budget of 350,000 searches
for a home in Dorset. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 8843

ITV, 7.00pm The end of the road? Aaron

3.30 The Hairy Bikers: Everyday Gourmets

decides hes had enough of life on the run


and goes to turn himself in to the police
but will Adam be able to change his mind?

4.30
5.15
6.00
6.30

Restaurant Revelations: The last in the series


reveals how to create a restaurant-quality
meal on a tight budget. (S, Rpt, HD) 42379
Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is From
Tring in Hertfordshire. (S, Rpt, HD) 2669337
Pointless Quiz series. (S, Rpt, HD) 3171485
News; Weather (S, HD) 114
Local News; Weather (S) 466

7.00 The One Show Magazine presented by

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7.30

Matt Baker and Alex Jones. (S, HD) 8404


Fake Britain 7 of 10. Consumer series.
Matt Allwright takes a look at the false
Facebook proles that are fast becoming
a nuisance, and a washing powder that
is a danger to the public. (S, HD) 350 News

8.00 The Great British Bake Off Desserts:

Coronation Street

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ITV, 7.30pm Gather round In the


aftermath of Tyrones nasty accident, Jason
suggests he claims on his insurance but
Todd and Tony arent so keen on the idea.

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Channel 4, 9.00pm Here kitty Shorthair


cat Bronte (pictured with owner Caroline)
features in this look at animal agents who
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edition, West Indies cricketer Kieron
Pollard, former rugby league player Lee
Briers, ex-Arsenal striker Kevin Campbell
and 400m runner Perri Shakes-Drayton
join regular Phil Tufnell and stand-in team
captain Michael Vaughan. (S, HD) 273805
11.05 The League Cup Show Highlights of this
weeks second-round matches. Including
Milton Keynes Dons v Manchester United,
Burton Albion v QPR and Gillingham v
Newcastle United. (S, HD) 608263 Weather
12.15 to 6.00 AM BBC News (S, HD) 41446206

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Animal Saints and Sinners (S, Rpt) 5370244
Animal Park Wildlife series. (S, Rpt) 21447

Operation Hospital Food with James Martin


2 of 5. Documentary. (SL, S, Rpt) 2861176

Coast Secret Paths. (SL, S, Rpt, AD) 34843


Natural World Penguin Post Ofce. (S) 31468
BBC News (S, HD) 9553
BBC World News (S, HD) 6422
NOON Fred Dibnahs Building of Britain
Mighty Cathedrals: 1 of 6. (S, Rpt) 50195

12.30 PM Climbing Great Buildings St Pauls


Cathedral in London. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 68602

1.00 Breakaway Game show. (S, Rpt) 7318602


1.45 Cash in the Attic (S, Rpt) 338331
2.15 The Chefs Protege The ve chosen students
cook their favourite dishes. (S, Rpt) 353640

2.45 Celebrity MasterChef Culinary series. With


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6.30

Tim Lovejoy, Aggie MacKenzie, Margi Clarke


and Shobu Kapoor. (S, Rpt, HD) 6641602
Coast East Anglia. (S, Rpt) 5443244
Britain by Bike Welsh Borders. (S, Rpt) 695263
Great British Railway Journeys Eneld to
Cambridge: Travel series. (S, Rpt, HD) 694534
Flog It! From Crathes Castle. (S, Rpt) 3179027
Two Tribes Quiz series. (S, HD) 756
Eggheads Quiz series. (S, HD) 468

7.00 Young Vets 6 of 10. Documentary series.

In this edition, Jo discovers beef cattle


are very difcult and dangerous animals
to examine and treat, while Matt assists
in complex and delicate heart surgery
on a Jack Russell puppy. Continues on
Friday at 7.00pm. (S, AD, HD) 7060

8.00 Hotel India


1 of 4. Documentary series lmed over
the course of six months, following the
daily lives of both staff and guests at
the Taj Mahal Palace in Mumbai. In this
edition, oil trader Captain Bhasin hosts
a cocktail party in his suite. (S, HD) 3008

9.00 Horizon Allergies: Modern Living and Me.

Special edition of the current affairs series


providing an insight into how teachers
at Baverstock Academy in Kings Heath,
Birmingham, battle to keep disruptive
pupils in mainstream education and help
them pass their GCSE exams. (S, HD) 5602

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Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood assess
the contestants dessert-making skills,
challenging each to prepare a sponge
containing a sauce, as well as a tiramisu
cake and a baked Alaska. (S, HD) 5466

9.00 Panorama Last Chance Academy:

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Documentary series. This edition follows


an experiment involving members of two
families in an attempt to discover why
the modern lifestyle of the western world
has led to an upsurge in the number of
people developing allergies. (S, HD) 3244

10.00 Some Vicars with Jokes 1 of 2.

10.30

Clergymen from across the UK share


their favourite gags. Continues next week.
Previously shown on BBC4. (S, HD) 51824
Newsnight; Weather (S, HD) 188669

11.20 Super Senses: The Secret Power of Animals


Sound: 2 of 3. Last nights edition of the
documentary series. Patrick Aryee and
Helen Czerski explore the world of sound,
converting a vintage camper van into a giant
speaker to conduct the ultimate hearing test
for a herd of elephants. (S, Rpt, HD) 884599
12.20 AM Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are?
Brian Blessed: The actor uncovers the life
of his great-great-grandfather. (SL, S, Rpt)
7462886 1.20 to 2.40 AM Doctor Who Deep
Breath: 1 of 12. Another chance to see
Saturdays episode. (SL, S, Rpt) 8999577

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AM Good Morning Britain (S, HD) 572331


Lorraine Entertainment news. (S) 8099911
The Jeremy Kyle Show Talk show. (S) 3041553
This Morning Daily magazine, featuring
make-up tips from Bryony Blake. Includes
News; Local News; Weather. (S) 64027
PM The Chase General knowledge quiz series
hosted by Bradley Walsh. (S, Rpt, HD) 10282
News; Weather (S) 69185602
Local News; Weather (S) 31300447
Judge Rinder Daily series in which criminal
barrister Robert Rinder takes on real-life
cases in a studio courtroom. (S, HD) 51973
Secret Dealers Antiques challenge series.
Today, the experts enter a bidding battle in
an attempt to purchase an art-deco bronze
and an intricate ivory lamp at a cottage in
Leicestershire, and a Victorian carriage
clock in a Sussex home. (S, Rpt, HD) 8824
Tipping Point General knowledge quiz series
presented by Ben Shephard. (S, HD) 7331
Gift Wrapped 8 of 10. Quiz series hosted
by Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford in
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to win their wedding-gift list. (S, HD) 4263
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6.00 AM Milkshake! Childrens programmes. (S)


9.15 The Wright Stuff Debate. (S, HD) 82607992
11.10 The Railway: First Great Western 1 of 8.

US comedy series. (Series 6, ep 4, S, Rpt)


8686756 7.10 (Series 6, ep 5, S, Rpt) 9912992
The King of Queens (S, Rpt) 9089669
Everybody Loves Raymond Double-bill of
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Frasier Double-bill. (Series 7, ep 17, S, Rpt)
65027 9.30 (Series 7, ep 18, S, Rpt) 82282
The Big Bang Theory Double-bill of the US
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Come Dine with Me Merseyside: Double-bill.
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NOON News (S) 4340331
PM Come Dine with Me Triple-bill of the series
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(S, Rpt, HD) 7423058 1.10 (S, Rpt, HD) 73996992
Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (S, HD) 6364824
Countdown Word game. (S, HD) 4463911
Deal or No Deal Game show. (S, HD) 35089
Win It Cook It Culinary quiz. (S, HD) 331
Come Dine with Me Wrexham. (S, Rpt) 2805
The Simpsons Homers Phobia. (S, Rpt) 824
Hollyoaks Finns darker side emerges when
he realises Amber is leaving, while Dodger
condes in Patrick about Nico. (S, HD) 176

7.00 News (S) 2756

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narrated by Martin Clunes, providing


a unique insight into the world of the
animal, using modern lming techniques
to uncover the qualities possessed by
every type of cat, from pedigree breeds
to household moggies. (S, Rpt, HD) 5794

9.00 Secrets from the Asylum Road to


Ruin: In the conclusion of the two-part
documentary, Lesley Joseph uncovers
a painful secret, Christopher Biggins
discovers the truth behind an ancestors
time in an asylum, and Sue Johnston
recalls her job as an orderly. (S, HD) 7918

10.00 News; Weather (S) 48350


10.30 Local News; Weather (S) 909824
10.40 The Betrayers One-off documentary
exploring the lives of people who have
been duped by loved ones. Including a
property developer who was conned out
of $1million by a man posing as a former
Goldman Sachs banker. (S, Rpt, HD) 894718
11.40 Off the Beaten Track Shropshire: 5 of 6.
Christine Bleakley helps to make natural
confetti, visits a museum of popular culture,
and takes part in a medieval re-enactment
at Whittington Castle. (S, Rpt, HD) 870008
AM Jackpot247 Interactive gaming. 53175393
The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (S, Rpt) 9066886
Nightscreen Programme guide. (HD) 1462770
Britains Best Bakery Culinary series. In this
edition, the three remaining bakeries face
the penultimate challenge. (S, Rpt) 7685157
to 6.00 AM The Jeremy Kyle Show (S) 8937190

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Celebrity Big Brother (S, Rpt, HD) 3453992
Home and Away As 6pm. (S, AD, HD) 5574319
Neighbours See 5.30pm. (S, AD, HD) 5351460
NCIS Broken Bird: Ducky is accused of war
crimes. (Series 6, ep 13, S, Rpt, AD) 3890195

nRosamunde Pilcher: The Other Wife

1 of 2. Feature-length drama starring Rupert


Everett and Natalia Wrner. After the death
of her husband, an ex-ballerina discovers
that he had been leading a double life with
another wife and had invested in a gold
mine. Concludes tomorrow. (S, HD) 61412263
News (S, HD) 7642981
Neighbours Lauren learns it was Terese who
reported Paige to the police, and Georgia
fears her sore throat could be something
more serious. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 1055195
Home and Away Josh and Evelyn kiss
passionately just as Marilyns tour bus
goes by, while Phoebe suggests that she
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7.00 Cricket Mark Nicholas presents highlights

Aaron not to turn himself in to the police,


and Marlon continues to struggle with his
emotions. See feature, page 11. (S, AD, HD) 5992
Coronation Street Jason promises to
help Tyrone by claiming on his insurance,
and Steve goes to visit Peter. (S, HD) 718

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of todays second one-day international


in the ve-match series between England
and India, played at the Swalec Stadium
in Cardiff. With commentary and analysis
from Michael Vaughan, Geoffrey Boycott
and Simon Hughes. (S, HD) 7563398 News

8.00 Sarah Beenys Double Your


House for Half the Money 4 of 10.

series, a paramedic has his work cut out


discovering why a woman has collapsed
in the street, while an Essex biker cop
and his partner go on the trail of thieves
who have made off with thousands of
gallons of fuel. (S, HD) 7549718 News
Emma Willis presents the rst of this
weeks eviction shows, announcing the
least popular housemate and chatting to
them about their experience. (S) 7552282

11.00

nAddicts Symphony Documentary

11.00 Celebrity Big Brothers Bit on the Side


Companion series. (S, HD) 5673114

12.00 MT Celebrity Big Brother: Live from the

4.40 Gordon Ramsays Home Cooking


Beef and ale stew. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 98887288

5.05 to 6.00 AM Deal or No Deal (S, Rpt) 8935732


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Damien Molony and Fay Ripley. Jack


becomes emotionally involved after a
man who tracks down and confronts
paedophiles is violently attacked on a
canal towpath. Also stars Clare-Hope
Ashitey. Concludes tomorrow. (S) 7562669

See Stammer School tomorrow at 9.00pm.

about an orchestra whose members have


all struggled with addiction. (S, HD) 345282
12.20 AM Ramsays Hotel Hell (S, Rpt, HD) 4353157
1.10
Our Children French drama.
Subtitled. (110mins, 2012, 15, W/S, HD)
Rating See Filmweek, page 29 650003
3.00
Broken Arrow Western drama starring
James Stewart. (100mins, 1950, PG, SL, S)
Rating See Filmweek, page 29 168428

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10.00 Suspects 3 of 4. Drama series starring

Another chance to see the documentary


catching up with the staff and students
of Thornhill Community Academy and
nding out how some of the pupils did
in their GCSE exams. (S, Rpt, AD) 1027

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9.00 Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction

Star Paws: The Rise of Superstar Pets.


This edition of the documentary series
follows professional animal agents whose
job it is to locate cute kittens, excitable
puppies and talented pets to star in TV
adverts. See feature, page 26. (S, AD, HD) 1640

10.00 Educating Yorkshire: One Year On

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8.00 Emergency Bikers In the last in the

Home improvement series. In this edition,


a Shefeld couple encounter problems
with an extension. Plus, a bungalow in
Radlett, Hertfordshire, is adapted for a
man with multiple sclerosis. (S, HD) 8176

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1.00 AM SuperCasino Interactive gaming. 25498596
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1 of 6. Documentary series. A look at the


history of Royal weddings. (S, HD) 9303022
4.00 Wildlife SOS (SL, S, Rpt) 37791312
4.20 Great Artists Raphael. (SL, S, Rpt) 37702428
4.45 House Doctor Triple-bill of the property
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12.55
2.00
2.55
5.05
6.00

7
8
9
10

7.00 Top Gear Motoring series.


Jeremy Clarkson designs
a vehicle for elderly people.
With guest James McAvoy.

PM

8.00 Motorway Cops Trafc


police enforce the law on
some of Britains busiest
and most dangerous roads.

PM
M

M
PM

9.00 fIndiana Jones


and the Kingdom of
the Crystal Skull Action

PM
M

11.00
11.45
12.30

adventure set in 1957. The


archaeologist races against
Soviet agents to locate
an ancient artefact. Stars
Harrison Ford and Karen
Allen. (2008, 12)
Family Guy Double-bill.
(S11, ep15) 11.25 (S4, ep7)
American Dad! Double-bill
of the animated comedy.
AM Siblings 3 of 6. Dan
makes three new friends.
Cuckoo 3 of 7. Comedy.

1.00
1.30 Sexy Beasts
2.00 Dont Tell the Bride
3.00 to 4.00am Our World War

BBC 4

Movie Mix Channel is now over the page


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Emmerdale
Youve Been Framed!
Dinner Date From London.
The Only Way Is Essex
The Real Housewives of
New York City 10.25 The
Real Housewives of Atlanta
Emmerdale 11.55 The Very
Best of Youve Been Framed!
PM The Jeremy Kyle Show
Millionaire Matchmaker
The Jeremy Kyle Show
The Real Housewives
of Atlanta Reality series.
Dinner Date From London.

7.00 Youve Been Framed!


Double-bill of the series in
which Harry Hill narrates a
selection of camcorder clips.

8.00 The X Factor: Louis


Looks Back New edition
Louis Walsh reveals his
best and worst moments.

9.00 Through the Keyhole


Last in the series. Simon
Gregson and Mollie King
join Dave Berry on the panel.

10.00 fHostage Action


adventure starring Bruce
Willis Kevin Pollak and Ben
Foster. (2004, 15)

12.20 AM Two and a Half Men


A wealthy elderly woman
falls for Alan. (S3, ep9)
12.50 Alan sees himself
in a new light. (S3, ep10)
1.15 Dads Warner hires a new
assistant. (S1, ep6 of 19)

1.40 Fake Reaction


2.15 Shopping
5.45 to 6.0am Nightscreen

2 of 3. Dr James Fox tells the story


of the artists living in Paris in 1928.

10.00 Wild China 11.00 Dreaming


the Impossible: Unbuilt Britain
12.00mt Moominland Tales:
The Life of Tove Jansson
1.00am The Wonder of Animals
1.30 The Beauty of Anatomy
2.00 Wild China 3.00-4.00am
Bright Lights, Brilliant Minds

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9.00am Cops 11.00 Unsolved Mysteries
12.00noon Judge Judy 3.00pm Cops
4.00 Unsolved Mysteries 5.00 Judge
Judy Back-to-back editions.
7.00 Cops Back-to-back editions.
9.00 I Survived Individuals who have
survived dangerous situations.
10.00 48 Hours: Mystery Documentary
investigating real-life mysteries.
11.00 Cheaters Reality series.
12.00mt Unsolved Mysteries
1.00am Psychic Private Eyes
2.00 48 Hours: Mystery 3.00 Cheaters
3.50 Unsolved Mysteries 4.45 Rescue
Mediums 5.10-6.00am Judge Judy

Sky 119 Freesat 115


Virgin 117/HD 177

6.00
6.10
6.35
7.30
8.30
9.30
11.20
1.00
2.00
3.05
4.15
4.50
5.20
5.55

Heartbeat
The Royal Love and Loss.
Murder, She Wrote
Judge Judy
A Touch of Frost
PM Heartbeat
The Royal Against All Odds.
Hamish Macbeth
Barbara Friends.
Duty Free Cause Celebre.
On the Buses On the Make.
Heartbeat No Laughing
Matter: The ofcers pursue
a thief targeting Aidenseld.

7.00 Murder, She Wrote

8.00 Lewis The Ramblin Boy:


Detective drama starring
Kevin Whately. The sleuth
investigates a possible link
between the disappearance
of a senior police ofcer
and the discovery of a
recently embalmed body.

10.00 Northern Lights 5 of 6.

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6.00am Deal or No Deal Double-bill.
7.30 Golden Balls 9.30 The Chase
10.30 Dales Supermarket Sweep
11.00 Take Your Pick 11.30 Strike It Rich
12.00noon Catchphrase 1.00pm
Cleverdicks 2.00 Pointless 3.00
Golden Balls 4.00 Total Wipeout USA
5.00 Fort Boyard 6.00 The Crystal Maze
7.00 The Chase 8.00 Pointless
9.00 Classic Who Wants to Be a
Millionaire? 10.00 TNA Presents:
Victory Road 2007 2.00am Bullseye
3.00 Dales Supermarket Sweep 3.30
Take Your Pick 4.00 Total Wipeout
USA 5.00-6.00am Going for Gold

AM Cheers

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AM Switched

3.55 Magnum, PI
4.55 The Sweeney Jackpot.
5.55 Alias Smith and Jones

6.00
6.25
7.15
8.00
8.30
9.00
10.00
11.00
12.00
12.35
1.00
2.00
3.00
4.00
5.00
6.00

7.00 Cycling The fth stage

7.00 Hollyoaks Darren rushes

The Professionals
Police, Camera, Action!
Kojak Detective drama.
Magnum, PI The Look.
The Sweeney
Alias Smith and Jones
PM The Professionals
Cycling Stage four of the

Vuelta a Espaa, a 164.7km


journey from Mairena
del Alcor to Cordoba.
2.55 Kojak Laid Off.

of the Vuelta a Espaa,


a 180km trek from Priego
de Cordoba to Ronda.

8.00 Motorsport Featuring the


latest highlights from the
eighth round of the British
Superbike Championship.

to Nancy after the attack.

7.30 How I Met Your Mother


US comedy. (S6, ep18)

8.00 f
3 Men and a Baby
Comedy. The lives of three
bachelors change forever
when they must take care of
a baby. Stars Ted Danson,
Steve Guttenberg and Tom
Selleck. (1987, PG)

9.00 Classic TT Steve Parrish,


James Whitham and Steve
Plater present highlights
from the Isle of Man event.

10.00 Hell on Wheels

Rude(ish) Tube
Glee (S2, ep12 of 22)
Suburgatory (S1, ep2)
The Mindy Project (S1, ep24)
Melissa & Joey Double-bill.
Charmed (S6, ep8)
Revenge (S1, ep21 of 22)
NOON Hollyoaks
PM Rules of Engagement
How I Met Your Mother
The Big Bang Theory
Melissa & Joey Double-bill.
Revenge (S1, ep22 of 22)
How I Met Your Mother
The Big Bang Theory

10.05 Rude Tube: Love Bytes

Cullen delays the journey


to organise a search for
Evas baby. (S3, ep5 of 10)

Alex Zane counts down 50


internet clips of romantic
and weird characters.

11.00 Cracker To Say I Love You:

11.00 fBoogeyman Horror

11.10 Made in Chelsea NYC Binky

3 of 3. Tina breaks down


and confesses she knows
who Seans next target is.
12.15 AM fDoc Hollywood
Romantic comedy starring
Michael J Fox and Bridget
Fonda. (1991, 12)

starring Barry Watson, Skye


McCole Bartusiak Emily
Deschanel and Robyn
Malcolm. (2004, 15)
12.50 AM Cycling See 7.00pm.

2.00 Nightscreen
2.30 6.00am Shopping

Sky 537 Virgin 206

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10.40
11.40
12.45
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Colin reluctantly returns


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of his estranged father.

YESTERDAY

12.00mt Would I Lie to You?


2.00am Storage Hunters
2.50 Lizard Lick Towing Double-bill.
3.40-4.00am Radical Highs

Sky 120 Freesat 117


Virgin 118/HD 178

Murder in High C: Jessica


helps an opera singer being
threatened by a stranger.

DAVE

Jimmy Carr and Marcus Brigstocke.


9.40 With Claudia Winkleman,
Clive Anderson and Miranda Hart.
10.20 With Jack Whitehall, Frankie
Boyle and Christine Bleakley.
11.00 QI XL Featuring Charlie Higson.

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On the Buses The Squeeze.

Sky 111 Virgin 128/HD 194

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7.10am Rocket City Rednecks
8.00 Top Gear 9.00 Sky Cops
7.00pm World News Today
7.30 Great British Railway Journeys 10.00 Storage Hunters 11.00 Top
Gear 1.00pm Sky Cops 2.00
8.00 The Wonder of Animals
Storage Hunters 3.00 Top Gear
New edition Big Cats: 3 of 12.
8.30 The Beauty of Anatomy New 5.00 Sky Cops 6.00 Top Gear
7.00 Storage Hunters Double-bill.
edition The relationship between
8.00 Lizard Lick Towing New
discoveries in anatomy and art.
edition Double-bill of the series.
9.00 Bright Lights, Brilliant Minds:
A Tale of Three Cities New edition 9.00 Would I Lie to You? Featuring
Sky 116 Freesat 148/HD 107
Virgin 107/HD 164

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6.15am Digging for Britain


7.00 Flog It! 8.00 Bargain Hunt
9.00 Time Team 10.00 Narrow
Escapes of World War Two
11.00 Secrets of War 12.00noon
Locomotion: Dan Snows History
of Railways 1.00pm Great British
Railway Journeys 2.00 Vintage
Antiques Roadshow 3.00 Flog It!
4.00 Bargain Hunt 5.00 Narrow
Escapes of World War Two 6.00
Secrets of War 7.00 Time Team
8.00 David Attenboroughs Natural
Curiosities Double-bill. 9.00
Raiders of the Lost Art New edition
10.00 Queen Victorias Children
11.00 Narrow Escapes of World War
Two 12.00mt Flog It! 1.00am
Time Team 1.45 History Cold Case
2.30-3.00am Wainwright Walks

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6.00am Sugar High 7.00 Jamies 15
Minute Meals 8.00 Cupcake Wars
9.00 Anna Olson: Bake 10.00 Pioneer
Woman 11.00 Barefoot Contessa:
Back to Basics 12.00noon Unique
Sweets 1.00pm Barefoot Contessa
2.00 Jamies 15 Minute Meals 3.00
Nigella Bites 4.00 Amazing Wedding
Cakes 5.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and
Dives 6.00 Jamies 15 Minute Meals
7.00 Barefoot Contessa 8.00 Amazing
Wedding Cakes 9.00 Diners,
Drive-Ins and Dives 12.00mt Mystery
Diners 1.00am Restaurant Stakeout
2.00-3.00am Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

1.55 Motorsport 2.45 Movies


Now 2.55 Nightscreen
3.00 Shopping 3.30 The Store
4.30 to 6.00am Shopping

DRAMA
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12.15
12.45
1.35
2.35
3.00
3.25
4.05
4.50

celebrates her birthday.


AM Suburgatory

Virtually Famous
Rude Tube: Love Bytes
The Ricky Gervais Show
The Cleveland Show
Franklin & Bash
Glee (S2, ep12 of 22)
to 6.00am Charmed

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9.00am 3rd Rock from the Sun


10.00 Come Dine with Me
11.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent
1.00pm The Restoration Man
2.00 Gordon Ramsays Home
Cooking 2.30 Come Dine with Me
5.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent
6.00 Win It Cook It 6.30 Gordon
Ramsays Home Cooking
7.00 Food Unwrapped Diet Special
8.00 Dogs: Their Secret Lives
9.00 Worst Place to Be a Pilot
goes to live with her mother.
10.00 Ramsays Hotel Hell
8.00 Miss Marple The Body in
11.00 Cutting Edge 12.00mt Royal
the Library: Crime drama starring
Marines Commando School
Joan Hickson. A couple nd a body
1.05am Educating Yorkshire: One
on the hearthrug in their library.
Year On 2.05 8 Out of 10 Cats
11.00 The Bill 12.00mt Casualty
1.00am Lovejoy 2.00 Britains Best Does Countdown 3.05 Double
Your House for Half the Money
2.55 Ration Book Britain 3.455.00am A Garden for All Seasons 4.00-5.00am Come Dine with Me
8.00am Lovejoy 9.00 Bergerac
10.00 Casualty 11.00 The Bill
1.00pm Birds of a Feather 1.40
Whatever Happened to the Likely
Lads? 2.20 Birds of a Feather
3.00 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
4.00 Bergerac 5.00 Lovejoy
6.20 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
7.20 Whatever Happened to the
Likely Lads? The Expert: Thelma

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6.00am 10 Years Younger 7.00 Home
Shopping 8.00 Extreme Makeover
9.00 Homes Under the Hammer
10.00 The Hotel Inspector
6.00pm Homes Under the Hammer
7.00 Escape to the Country 8.00 The
Railway: Keeping Britain on Track
9.00 Cars, Cops and Criminals Police
target young speeding drivers.
10.00 40 Year Old Virgins
11.00 The Sex Inspectors 11.45 Covert
Affairs 2.00am Home Shopping
4.00 Trinny & Susannahs Australian
Makeover Mission 4.45 Spendaholics
5.35-6.00am From Here to Maternity

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6.00am Vacation Videos 6.45 Cash Cab
7.35 Total Fishing 9.00 Overhaulin
10.00 Toy Hunter 11.00 Wheeler Dealers
12.00noon A Car Is Born 1.00pm The
Garage 2.00 Challenge Tommy Walsh
3.00 Mighty Ships 4.00 World War Two:
The Complete History 5.00 Toy
Hunter Double-bill. 6.00 Overhaulin
7.00 Wheeler Dealers 8.00 Salvage
Hunters 10.00 Toy Hunter New
edition 11.00 How Do They Do It?
12.00mt FBI Files 1.00am FBI Case Files
2.00 Challenge Tommy Walsh 3.00 The
New Yankee Workshop 4.00 Vacation
Videos 5.00-6.00am Cash Cab US

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8.55 AM Location, Location,


6.00 AM Sunrise
7.00 Sun, Sea and A&E
Location From Shefeld.
10.00 Building the Dream
8.00 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry
11.05 Gordon Ramsays Home
9.00 The Biggest Loser USA
Cooking Griddled sardines.
10.00 Nothing to Declare
11.40 Kirsties Vintage Gems
12.00 NOON Airline USA
11.55 fThe Big Blockade World 1.00 PM Charmed (S8, ep8)
War Two mock-documentary.
2.00 60 Minute Makeover
(1941, U, b&w)
3.00 Animal House Double-bill.
1.25 PM Four in a Bed
4.00 Childrens Hospital Double-bill
of the documentary series.
4.10 Shipping Wars
4.40 A Place in the Sun: Home or
5.00 My Pet Shame A Dalmatian
with a nervous disposition.
Away Double-bill. From Dorset
and the French Pyrenees.
6.00 Renters New editions Doublebill of the series following the
5.45 Properties in the Lake
lives of property managers.

District and Sitges in Spain.

6.50 Couples Come Dine


with Me Culinary series.

7.00 Stargate Atlantis Teyla is


caught up in the conict when
Weir suspects that there is a
spy in the group. (S1, ep5)

Three couples from Brighton


compete to win the cash prize.

7.55 Grand Designs A couple

8.00 Stargate SG-1 Carter begins

hope to restore a 200-year-old


industrial building in Somerset
that has no foundations.

9.00 The Worlds Weirdest


Weather New edition 3 of 4.

a relationship with a detective,


and Daniel comes face to face
with the Goauld. (S7, ep15)

9.00 Night Cops The work of


police across the UK as they
tackle criminals who operate
under the cover of darkness.

An icicle the size of a house


causes a street to close.

10.00 Is Our Weather Getting


Worse? Examining the

10.00 Real Prison Breaks


The story of a prisoner
who escaped from Alcatraz
months before it was closed.

UKs most severe weather


events of the past decade.

11.05 Embarrassing Bodies

11.00 Inside: The Prison Code The

The clinic visits Scarborough.


12.05 AM Couples Come Dine
with Me See 6.50pm.

work of wardens in Calipatria


state prison in California.
12.00 MT Most Shocking
1.00 AM Road Wars

1.10 Is Our Weather Getting Worse?


See 10.00pm.

2.15 to 3.35am Masters of Sex


US drama. Langham spots
Masters and Johnson leaving
a hotel room. (S2, ep4 of 12)

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6.00am The Queen: Her True Story
7.00 Little House on the Prairie
8.00 The Waltons 9.00 Highway
to Heaven 10.00 Roots 11.00 The
Waltons 12.00noon Little House
on the Prairie 1.00pm Coco Chanel
3.00 Attila the Hun 1 of 2. Biopic.
5.00 fHidden in Silence World
Sky 184 Freesat 142 Virgin 189

2.00
3.00
4.00
5.00

Sexcetera
The Real NCIS
Most Haunted From Derby.
to 6.00am
60 Minute Makeover

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12.00noon Access 12.15pm My
Name Is Earl 12.45 Cimarron Strip
2.20 fThe Saga of Hemp
Brown Western. (1958, U)
4.00 NCIS 5.00 Diagnosis Murder
6.00 Law & Order 6.55 Access
7.00 NCIS Double-bill. Kidnappers
Sky 174 Freesat 129 Virgin 153

strike on Halloween. (S4, ep6)


8.00 The team investigate when
War Two drama. (1996, 15)
7.00 M*A*S*H Double-bill of the series. a marine colonel is killed. (S4, ep7)
9.00 Chicago PD New episode Justin
8.00 Highway to Heaven
turns up at Lindsays house with his
9.00 Like Father, Like Son 1 of 2.
hands covered in blood. (S1, ep7)
Drama starring Jemma Redgrave.
10.00 CSI: NY The team investigates
A mother struggles to rebuild a life
after a woman dies at a French
for herself and her teenage son after
Revolution-themed event. (S3, ep19)
her husband is convicted of murder.
11.00 fOut of the Ashes Fact- 11.00 Castle US drama. (S3, ep7)
11.55 CSI: NY (S2, ep11) 12.55am
based drama. (2002, 15)
1.00-3.00am fUnabomber: The Person of Interest 1.55 Wedding
Band 2.50-3.00am Access
True Story Drama. (1996, 15)

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10.00am Home and Away 10.25
Neighbours 10.45 Home and Away
11.10 fSeventeen and Missing
12.35pm Neighbours 1.00pm Shopping
4.00 Home and Away 4.25 Neighbours
4.45 Home and Away 5.10 f
Seventeen and Missing 6.35 Neighbours
7.00 Lost at Sea 8.00 Cowboy Builders
9.00 CSI 10.00 Big Brother 11.00 Big
Brothers 12.00mt Law & Order: SVU
1.00am Access 1.15 Shopping 3.00 Home
and Away 3.25 Neighbours 3.45 Home
and Away 4.10 fSeventeen and
Missing 5.35-6.00am Neighbours

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1.00pm Gilmore Girls 2.00 Celebrity Big
Brother 3.00 Neighbours 3.25 Home
and Away 4.00 Cowboy Builders
5.00 Police Interceptors 5.55 Access
6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away
7.00 It Takes a Thief to Catch a Thief
8.00 Top 20 Funniest Clips series.
9.00 fThe Wedding Date Romantic
comedy drama. A woman is horried
by the thought of attending her
sisters wedding alone, so hires an
escort. Stars Debra Messing and
Dermot Mulroney. (2004, 12)
10.40 Worlds Craziest Weddings
11.40-12.00mt Access Showbiz gossip.

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SKYLIVING

Sky 106 Virgin 109/HD 110

6.00
7.00
8.00
9.30
9.45
12.00
1.30
2.00
3.00
4.00
5.00
5.30
6.30

AM The Real A&E


Dog Squad Double-bill.
Futurama Animation.

Hector and the Search


for Happiness Special
Futurama Animation.
NOON Got to Dance
PM Planes: Fire & Rescue
Special Movie preview.
The Simpsons Double-bill.
Modern Family
Futurama Double-bill.
The Simpsons Animation.
Futurama Double-bill.
The Simpsons Double-bill.
Barts dream girl Mary
Spuckler comes to town.

7.00 The Simpsons With the


guest voice of Barry White.

7.30 Got to Dance New edition


9 of 11. The six acts that
judge Adam Garcia selected
for his team at the auditions
take to the stage for the
third live semi-nal heat.

9.00 fThe Full Monty


Comedy. A group of
unemployed Shefeld men
turn to stripping to earn
some cash. Stars Robert
Carlyle and Tom Wilkinson.
(1997, 15)

10.50 What If Special


11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Callen
encounters a former KGB
operative. (S2, ep15)
12.00 MT Callen and Sam
attempt to inltrate a gang
of corrupt cops. (S2, ep16)
1.00 AM Brit Cops: Law &

Disorder 3.00 Road Wars


4.00 Stargate Atlantis
5.00 to 6.00am Airline USA

SKY ATLANTIC
Sky 108

6.00am Stargate SG-1 (S10, ep12)


7.00 Thirtysomething 8.00 Star Trek:
Enterprise 9.00 Without a Trace 10.00
Blue Bloods 11.00 House 1.00pm
Stargate SG-1 2.00 Without a Trace
3.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 4.00 House
6.00 Blue Bloods 7.00 Without a Trace
8.00 Richard E Grants Hotel Secrets
9.00 Silicon Valley New episode
Richard learns that an ex-girlfriend
has been spreading rumours about
him. (S1, ep7 of 8) 9.35 Veep New
episode Selina travels to London.
(S3, ep7 of 10) 10.10 Enlightened
Amy discovers the real purpose of
Cogentiva. (S1, ep8 of 10) 10.45 The
Sopranos (S2, ep1 of 13) 12.00mt
Silicon Valley 12.35am Veep 1.10 Game
of Thrones 2.20 This Is Jinsy 2.50
The Sopranos 4.00 Thirtysomething
5.00-6.00am Star Trek: Enterprise

ITV ENCORE
Sky 123

6.00am The Encore Hour 12.00noon


Dr Finlay 1.00pm The Ruth Rendell
Mysteries 2.05 Peak Practice 3.05
Island at War 4.40 Upstairs, Downstairs
5.45 Dr Finlay 6.55 Life Begins 8.00
At Home with the Braithwaites Sarah
goes into labour. 9.00 Downton Abbey
Roses contribution to Roberts
birthday rufes feathers. 10.05 Prey
3 of 3. The hunt for Farrow reaches a
climax. 11.05 Life Begins 12.10am Cold
Feet 1.15 Prey 2.10 At Home with the
Braithwaites 3.05 The Ruth Rendell
Mysteries 4.00-6.00am Encore Hour

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Sky 107 Virgin 111/HD 112

6.00
7.00
8.00
9.00
10.00
11.00
12.00

AM Airline USA

Nothing to Declare
Inside Gatwick
RSPCA Animal Rescue
Motorway Patrol
UK Border Force
NOON CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation (S1, ep9)
1.00 PM Criminal Minds
3.00 CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation Four monks
are murdered. (S2, ep17)

4.00 A bus crash leaves


nine people dead. (S2, ep18)

5.00 Sun, Sea and A&E


6.00 Nothing to Declare
Double-bill of the series.

7.00 Obese: A Year to Save


My Life USA New edition
Helping a former athlete
who now weighs 38 stone.

8.00 Shes Having a Baby

The Wonder of Animals


BBC4, 8.00pm
The mane attraction This
edition of the wildlife series
takes a look at big cats
focusing on how they hunt.

New edition Last in the


series examining different
approaches to pregnancy.

9.00 fSleeping with


the Enemy Thriller. An
abused wife fakes her own
death to escape her violent
husband and start a new
life elsewhere. Stars Julia
Roberts and Patrick Bergin.
(1991, 15)

10.50 Sex and the City Double-bill.


(S3, ep5) 11.30 (S3, ep6)
12.00 MT Criminal Minds
Back-to-back episodes.

4.20 AM CSI: Crime Scene


Investigation A casino
jackpot winner commits
suicide. (S1, ep2)

5.10 to 6.00am Border Security:


Canadas Front Line

Veep
Sky Atlantic, 9.35pm
Propping up the bar Selina
enjoys a tipple when she arrives
in London to attend a reception
for the deputy prime minister.

GOLD

2.00pm In Plain Sight 4.00 Law &


Order 6.00 NCIS 9.00 CSI: Miami 10.00
Necessary Roughness New episode
6.00am 2point4 Children 7.00 Bewitched Dani helps a woman with a shoplifting
8.00 I Dream of Jeannie 9.00 Happy
problem. (S1, ep7 of 12) 11.00 Law &
Days 10.00 Harry Hills TV Burp 11.00
Order: Special Victims Unit (S9, ep11)
Seven of One 1.00pm Bewitched 2.00
12.00mt Law & Order 2.00am In Plain
Happy Days 3.00 I Dream of Jeannie
Sight 4.00-6.00am Sea Patrol
4.00 Allo Allo! 6.00 Harry Hills TV Burp
7.00 Only Fools and Horses 9.00 Fawlty
Towers 9.45 Monty Python Live: One
Sky 520 Virgin 211/HD 212
Down, Five to Go 10.45 Best of Not the 6.00am How Its Made 7.00 Deadliest
Nine OClock News 11.20 The Young
Catch 9.00 Auction Hunters 10.00
Ones 12.10am Gavin & Stacey 1.55
Alaska: The Last Frontier 11.00 Naked
Best of Not the Nine OClock News
and Afraid 12.00noon Wheeler Dealers
2.25-3.00am The Young Ones
1.00pm Ice Cold Gold 2.00 Out of Egypt
3.00 The First World War 4.00 Airplane
Repo 5.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor
Sky 109 Virgin 124/HD 191
6.00 Wheeler Dealers 7.00 Fast N Loud
6.15am Total Wipeout USA 7.00 Primeval 8.00 Fat N Furious: Rolling Thunder
8.00 Doctor Who 9.00 The Bill 11.00
10.00 Street Outlaws New edition
Covert Affairs 12.00noon Who Do You
11.00 Airplane Repo 12.00mt Fat N
Think You Are? 1.00pm MasterChef
Furious: Rolling Thunder 1.00am Street
Australia: All Stars 2.00 Extreme
Outlaws 2.00 Auction Hunters 3.00
Makeover: Home Edition 3.00 Betty
Fat N Furious: Rolling Thunder 3.50
Whites Off Their Rockers 4.00 Beverly Street Outlaws 4.40 American Chopper
Hills Pawn 5.00 Primeval 6.00 Doctor
5.30-6.00am How Do They Do It?
Who 7.00 Betty Whites Off Their Rockers
New editions 8.00 Saving Hope New
episode The surgeons treat a lawyer
Sky 132 Virgin 130
famous for lawsuits against doctors. 7.10am Maisie Raine 8.00 Murdoch
(S2, ep4) 9.00 fMiss Congeniality Mysteries 10.00 Maisie Raine 11.00 Sue
Comedy thriller. (2000, 12)
Thomas FB Eye 12.00noon Murdoch
11.15Dynamo: Magician Impossible
Mysteries 1.00pm Castle 2.00 Body
12.15am Saving Hope 1.10 Real Rescues of Proof 3.00 Sue Thomas FB Eye
2.05-3.00am Total Wipeout USA
4.00 Murdoch Mysteries 5.00 Castle
6.00 Body of Proof 8.00 The Glades
9.00 Perception 10.00 Castle 11.00
Sky 113 Virgin 137
Murdoch Mysteries 1.00am Republic
6.00am Lie to Me 8.00 Quincy ME
of Doyle 2.00 Murdoch Mysteries
9.00 Sea Patrol 11.00 NCIS Triple-bill.
2.50-4.00am Republic of Doyle
Sky 110 Virgin 126

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TV Movies
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Virgin 428/429

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PRIME-TIME

11.00am The Thief of Bagdad


Adventure fantasy starring
Conrad Veidt and Sabu.
(S) (1940, U)
1.10pm The Princess Diaries
Comedy starring Anne
Hathaway and Julie
Andrews. (2001, U)
3.25 Demetrius and the
Gladiators Historical epic
starring Victor Mature.
(S) (1954, PG)
5.25 Journey to the Center
of the Earth Adventure
starring Brendan Fraser
and Josh Hutcherson.
(S) (2008, PG)

SKY MOVIES

SKY MOVIES

SKY MOVIES

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SKY MOVIES

Premiere

Comedy

Action / Adventure

Family

Drama/Romance

Sky 301 Virgin 401/HD 431

Sky 308 Virgin 408/HD 438

Sky 307 Virgin 407/HD 437

Sky 306 Virgin 406/HD 436

Sky 310 Virgin 410/HD 440

6.00am The Last Keepers


See 6.15pm. 7.35 Enough
Said See 2.30pm.
9.15 The Washington Snipers
See 1.20am.
11.00 The Last Keepers See
6.15pm. 12.45pm Baggage
Claim See 10.00pm.
2.30 Enough Said Romantic
comedy starring Julia
Louis-Dreyfus. (S) (2013,
12) 4.15 Thor:
The Dark World As 8pm.
6.15 The Last Keepers
Fantasy starring Zosia
Mamet and Aidan Quinn.
(S, D) (2013, 12)

6.00am Stir Crazy As 11.20pm.


8.00 Why Stop Now Comedy
drama. (S) (2012, 15)
9.35 Dave Comedy starring
Kevin Kline. (S) (1993, 15)
11.30 American
Pie: The Wedding As 8pm.
1.15pm Idiocracy As 9.45pm.
2.50 Look Whos Talking Too
Comedy sequel. (S, D)
(1990, 12) 4.20 Blazing
Saddles Western spoof.
(S, D) (1974, 12)
6.00 You, Me and Dupree
Offbeat comedy starring
Owen Wilson and Matt
Dillon. (S) (2006, 12)

6.00am Hero Chinese period


adventure. Subtitled.
(S) (2002, 12)
7.50 Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Sci- horror sequel
starring Milla Jovovich.
(S, D) (2004, 15)
9.35 Hulk See 5.30pm.
12.05pm R.I.P.D. See 8.00pm.
1.50 Kick-Ass 2 See 9.45pm.
3.40 Alex Cross Thriller. Stars
Tyler Perry and Matthew
Fox. (S, D) (2012, 15)
5.30 Hulk Comic-book
adventure. Stars Eric Bana
and Jennifer Connelly.
(S, D) (2003, 12)

6.25am The NeverEnding


Story See 4.45pm.
8.05 Ice Age See 6.25pm.
9.35 Cloudy with a Chance of
Meatballs 2 As 8.00pm.
11.15 Oz the Great and
Powerful See 9.40pm.
1.30pm The Flintstones
Comedy. (1994, U)
3.05 Diary of a Wimpy Kid:
Dog Days Comedy sequel.
(S, D) (2012, U)
4.45 The NeverEnding Story
Fantasy. (1984, U)
6.25 Ice Age: Continental
Drift Animated sequel.
(S, D) (2012, U)

6.00am The Four Feathers


Period adventure. (S, D)
(2002, 15)
8.15 The First Time Romantic
comedy. (S, D) (2012, 12)
10.00 Romeo and
Juliet Romantic drama.
(S, D) (2013, PG)
12.05pm Promised Land See
9.45pm. 2.00 The Truman
Show See 8.00pm.
3.45 Legends of the Fall
Epic period drama. (S, D)
(1994, 15)
6.05 Never Been Kissed
Romantic comedy.
(S, D) (1999, 12)

8.00 American Pie:

8.00 R.I.P.D. Fantasy.

8.00 Cloudy with a

8.00 The Truman Show

7.15 Fantastic Four: Rise 8.00 Thor: The Dark

of the Silver Surfer

World Fantasy sequel.

Fantasy adventure sequel.


The four superheroes
try to thwart a voyagers
destructive mission. Stars
Ioan Gruffudd and Chris
Evans. (2007, PG)

The god of thunder joins


forces with his brother
to defend the universe.
Stars Chris Hemsworth
and Natalie Portman.
(S, D) (2013, 12)

9.00 X-Men: First Class


Comic-book adventure
set in the 1960s. Two
mutants try to prevent a
nuclear war. Stars James
McAvoy and Rose Byrne.
(S) (2011, 12)

11.35 Dogtooth Greek


offbeat comedy drama.
Stars Christos Stergioglou
and Aggeliki Papoulia.
Subtitled. (2009, 18)
1.30-3.30am The Innkeepers
Thriller starring Sara
Paxton, Kelly McGillis and
Pat Healy. (2011, 15)

The Wedding Comedy

Romantic comedy. An air


hostess revisits her former
boyfriends in the hope of
nding a husband. Stars
Paula Patton and Derek
Luke. (S, D) (2013, 12)

sequel. A group of old


school friends rally round
when two of their gang
get married. Stars Jason
Biggs. (S) (2003, 15)
9.45 Idiocracy Comedy.
An army private awakens
from a hibernation test
after 500 years to discover
that he is the cleverest man
in the world. Stars Luke
Wilson and Maya Rudolph.
(S, D) (2006, 15)

11.40 Cabin Fever: Patient


Zero Horror starring Sean
Astin. (S, D) (2014, 18)
1.20am The Washington
Snipers Crime drama.
Stars Isaiah Washington.
(S, D) (2013, 15)
3.00-4.40am Cabin Fever:
Patient Zero See 11.40pm.

11.20 Stir Crazy Comedy


starring Gene Wilder and
Richard Pryor. (S) (1980,
15) 1.20am Mallrats
Comedy starring Shannen
Doherty. (1995, 18)
3.40-5.30am HairBrained
Comedy starring Alex
Wolff. (S) (2013, 12)

10.00 Baggage Claim

Whats on

TV Radio

11.35 Bloodsport Action


thriller. (S) (1987, 18)
1.15am Cyborg Sci-. (S, D)
(1989, 18) 2.50 Death
Warrant Drama. (S) (1990,
18) 4.30-6.15am

In the Line of Duty: Smoke


Jumpers Action drama.

(S, D) (1996, PG)

Chance of Meatballs 2
Animated sequel. An
inventor and his friends
return to an island that is
overrun by giant animals.
(S, D) (2013, U)

9.40 Oz the Great

and Powerful Fantasy


prequel to The Wizard of
Oz. A magician poses as
a wizard after a tornado
whirls him to a magical
land. Stars James Franco.
(S, D) (2013, PG)
11.55 Vice Versa Comedy.
(S, D) (1988, PG)
1.40am Dick Tracy Thriller.
(S, D) (1990, PG)
3.30 Frankenweenie
Animated fantasy. (S, D)
(2012, PG, b&w)
5.00-6.45am Vice Versa
See 11.55pm.

CBBC

CITV

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9.45 Promised Land

Ecological drama.
A corporate duo travel to a
bankrupt farming town to
secure drilling rights to the
land. Stars Matt Damon.
(S, D) (2012, 15)

11.45 Girl, Interrupted


Psychological drama
starring Winona Ryder. (S)
(1999, 15) 1.55am
Against the Ropes Boxing
biopic. (S, D) (2003, 12)
3.50-6.45am A Star Is
Born Musical melodrama.
(S, D) (1954, U)

TV Sport

FREE 11.00 Tumble Travels 11.05 Mister Maker


VIEW 70 Comes to Town 11.25 I Can Cook on the
Sky 613 Freesat 600 Virgin 701
HD 73 Go 11.40 Tweenies 12.00noon Balamory
12.20pm Woolly & Tig 12.25 Wibbly Pig
7.00am Copycats 7.25 Just Kidding
12.35 Small Potatoes 12.40 Old Jacks
7.50 DNN: Denitely Not Newsround
Boat 1.00 Raa Raa 1.10 Numtums 1.15
8.15 Newsround 8.25 The Slammer
Returns 8.55 Newsround 9.00 Marrying Get Well Soon 1.30 Big Barn Farm 1.45
Mum and Dad 9.35 Pop Slam! 10.05 The Something Special 2.05 Little Charley
Bear 2.10 Show Me Show Me 2.35 Mr
Dog Ate My Homework 10.35 Naomis
Blooms Nursery 2.55 Dipdap 3.00
Nightmares of Nature 11.05 Rockets
Mister Maker Comes to Town 3.20
Island 11.35 Dumping Ground 12.05pm
Tumble Travels 3.30 Tilly and Friends
The Sparticle Mystery 12.30 Ultimate
Brain 1.00 Splatalot 1.25 Bear Behaving 3.40 Timmy Time 3.50 Big & Small 4.05
Badly 1.50 Arthur 2.00 Who Let the Dogs Q Pootle 5 4.15 Nina and the Neurons:
Out? 2.30 All Over the Place 3.00 Dennis Get Sporty 4.30 Time for School 4.40
Small Potatoes 4.45 The Ugly Duckling
the Menace and Gnasher 3.10 Strange
5.30 Kate & Mim-Mim 5.40 Sarah & Duck
Hill High 3.35 Scooby-Doo! Mystery
5.50 The Adventures of Abney & Teal
Incorporated 4.00 Just Kidding 4.20
6.00 Waybuloo 6.20 In the Night Garden
Newsround 4.30 Marrying Mum and
Dad 5.00 Dumping Ground Survival Files 6.50-7.00pm CBeebies Bedtime Story
FREE
5.30 Show Me What Youre Made Of
6.05 Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated Sky 621 Freesat 602 Virgin 734 VIEW
72
6.30-7.00pm The Story of Tracy Beaker
6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.30
FREE Canimals 7.00 Om Nom Stories 7.05 Dino
VIEW 71 Dan 7.30 Signed Stories: Share a Story
Sky 614 Freesat 601 Virgin 702
HD 74 7.35 Monsuno 8.05 Teenage Mutant
6.00am Tikkabilla 6.30 ZingZillas
Ninja Turtles 8.35 Pokmon: Black and
6.55 Baby Jake 7.05 Postman Pat 7.20
White: Rival Destinies 9.25 Horrid Henry
Dinopaws 7.30 Boj 7.45 Mike the Knight 10.30 Nerds & Monsters 10.55 Almost
8.00 Kate & Mim-Mim 8.10 Octonauts
Naked Animals 11.35 Mr Bean: Animated
8.20 Peter Rabbit 8.35 Chuggington
Series 12.00noon Fort Boyard Ultimate
8.45 Buzz and Tell 8.50 Charlie and
Challenge 1.00pm My Phone Genie 1.25
Lola 9.00 Raa Raa 9.10 Numtums
The Aquabats Super Show 1.50 Tricky
9.15 Get Well Soon 9.30 Big Barn Farm
TV 2.15 Horrid Henry 3.20 Fleabag
9.45 Something Special: Out and About Monkeyface 3.50 Almost Naked Animals
10.05 Little Charley Bear 10.10 Show
4.30 Mr Bean: Animated Series 5.05Me Show Me 10.35 Mr Blooms Nursery 6.00pm Fort Boyard Ultimate Challenge

CBEEBIES

Satirical comedy. A man is


unaware his every move is
being secretly broadcast
as a 24-hour TV show.
Stars Jim Carrey, Laura
Linney and Ed Harris.
(S, D) (1997, PG)

Whats on

TV Kids

Whats on

RADIO 1 FREEVIEW 700 Sky 0101 Virgin 901 Freesat 700


4.00am Adele Roberts. 6.30 Scott Mills. 10.00 Alice Levine. 12.45pm Newsbeat.
1.00 Matt Edmondson. 3.30 Chart. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00
My Playlister. 10.00 Phil Taggart. 12.00mt Huw Stephens. 2.00-4.00am Benji B.
RADIO 2 FREEVIEW 702 Sky 0102 Virgin 902 Freesat 702
5.00am Penny Smith. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. 12.00noon Jeremy Vine.
2.00pm Jonathan Ross. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Folk Show with Mark Radcliffe.
8.00 Huey Morgan. 10.00 Established 1973: 40 Years of Commercial Radio.
11.00 Trevor Nelsons Soul Show. 12.00mt Janice Long. 2.00-5.00am Alex Lester.
RADIO 3 FREEVIEW 703 Sky 0103 Virgin 903 Freesat 703
6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. 11.00 Edinburgh International Festival.
1.00pm News; Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 3.30 Choral Evensong.
4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Composer of the Week. 7.30 Proms. 10.00 Proms Plus Late.
10.25 Free Thinking Essay. 11.00 Late Junction. 12.30-6.30am Through the Night.
RADIO 4 FREEVIEW 704 Sky 0104 Virgin 904 Freesat 704
6.00am Today. 9.00 News; Reections with Peter Hennessy. 9.30 Publishing
Lives. 9.45 Book of the Week: Philip Larkin Life, Art and Love. 9.45-10.00 (LW)
Daily Service. 10.00 News; Womans Hour. 10.15am-6.30pm (LW) Cricket Live:
The second ODI between England and India. 10.55 The Listening Project.
11.00 News; Sandhurst and the Sheikhs. 11.30 The Gobetweenies. 12.00noon
News. 12.05pm Home Front. 12.15 You and Yours. 1.00 World at One. 1.45 Lucy
Mangans Literary Solutions to the Economy. 2.00 News; The Archers. 2.15
Keeping the Score. 3.00 News; Bricks and Bubbles. 3.30 Inside Health: Conicted
Medicine. 4.00 News; The Educators. 4.30 The Media Show. 5.00 PM. 5.55-6.00
(LW) Shipping. 6.00 News. 6.30 Dead Ringers. 7.00 News; The Archers. 7.15 Front
Row. 7.45 Dark Fire. 8.00 News; Agree to Differ. 8.45 Four Thought. 9.00 Costing
the Earth. 9.30 Reections with Peter Hennessy. 10.00 World Tonight. 10.45 Book
at Bedtime: The Thrill of It All. 11.00 Jigsaw. 11.15 Little Lifetimes by Jenny Eclair.
11.30 Believe It! 12.00mt News. 12.30am Book of the Week: Philip Larkin Life,
Art and Love; Shipping. 1.00 News; As BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping. 5.30
News Brieng; Prayer for the Day. 5.45-6.00am Farming Today; Tweet of the Day.
RADIO 5 LIVE FREEVIEW 705 Sky 0105 Virgin 905 Freesat 705
5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 Breakfast. 10.00 Chris
Warburton. 12.00noon Shelagh Fogarty. 2.00pm Richard Bacon. 4.00 Drive. 7.00
5 Live Sport. 10.00 Football Social. 10.30 Phil Williams. 1.00-5.00am Up All Night.
62

A recently deceased cop


teams up with a long-dead
sheriff to arrest dead
souls who refuse to leave
Earth. Stars Jeff Bridges,
Ryan Reynolds and Kevin
Bacon. (S) (2013, 12)
9.45 Kick-Ass 2 Comicbook action thriller sequel.
The vigilantes come under
threat from a mobsters
son. Stars Aaron TaylorJohnson and Chlo Grace
Moretz. (S) (2013, 15)

SKY SPORTS 1
Sky 402 Virgin 502/HD 512

6.00am Football Gold (HD)


6.30 One2Eleven 7.00 WWE
Vintage 8.00 Heavyweight
Hopes (HD) 9.00 Football
(HD) 10.00 Premiership Years
12.00noon Heavyweight
Hopes 1.00pm Footballs
Greatest Teams 1.30 Premier
League Legends (HD) 2.00
Rise as One 3.00 Footballs
Greatest Teams (HD)

3.30 Premiership Years


Action from 1997/1998.

5.30 Footballs Greatest

Teams Barcelona. (HD)

6.00 Boots n All Super


League review. (HD)

7.00 Football l

A match from the second


round of the League Cup,
kick-off 7.45pm. (HD)

10.00 Heavyweight

Hopes A prole of boxer


Anthony Joshua. (HD)

11.00 Premier League

Legends Sol Campbell.


11.30 Footballs Greatest (HD)
12.00mt Football (HD) 1.00am
Rise as One 1.30 Premiership
Years 3.30 Football Gold 4.00
One2Eleven 4.30 Football
(HD) 5.30-6.00am Footballs
Greatest Teams (HD)

PICK
OF THE
DAY

WEDNESDAY

SKY MOVIES

SKY MOVIES

SKY MOVIES

Disney

Crime / Thriller

Select

SKY MOVIES

Greats

Sky 305 Virgin 405/HD 435

Sky 309 Virgin 409/HD 439

Sky 312 Virgin 412/HD 442

Sky 304 Virgin 404/HD 434

6.30am Robin Hood Cartoon.


(S, D) (1973, U)
8.00 WALLE See 6.00pm.
9.45 The Jungle Book
Animation. (S) (1967, U)
11.30 Saving
Mr Banks See 8.00pm.
1.45pm Wreck-It Ralph
Animated comedy. (S, D)
(2012, PG)
3.35 The Chronicles of

6.35am Inside Man See


6.40pm. 8.55 Signs Sci-
drama. (2002) 10.55 Hours
Thriller starring Paul Walker.
(2013) 12.45pm Trance See
9.00pm. 3.00 Red Rock West
Thriller. (1992) 4.50 The Good
Doctor Psychological thriller.
Stars Orlando Bloom. (2011)
6.40 Inside Man Crime drama
starring Clive Owen. (2006)
9.00 Trance Psychological
thriller. Stars James McAvoy
and Rosario Dawson. (2013)
10.45 Dj Vu Sci- starring
Denzel Washington. (2006)
12.55am Fear Thriller. (1996)
2.35 Money Train Action
comedy. (1995) 4.30-6.10am
Malpractice Thriller. (2001)

7.10am The Monk Period


chiller. Subtitled. (2011) 9.00
The Master Period drama.
(2012) 11.25 Jarhead See
7.50pm. 1.35pm Full Metal
Jacket As 10.00pm. 3.40 He
Got Game Sporting drama.
(1998) 6.05 The Sessions
Drama. (2012) 7.50 Jarhead
Military drama starring Jake
Gyllenhaal. (2005) 10.00 Full
Metal Jacket Vietnam War
drama starring Matthew
Modine and Adam Baldwin.
(1987) 12.00mt A Clockwork
Orange Futuristic satire.
Stars Malcolm McDowell.
(1971) 2.20am Barton Fink
Thriller. (1991) 4.20-6.00am
Lifeboat Thriller. (1943)

6.25am A Place in the Sun


Vintage drama. (1951) 8.30
Awakenings Drama. (1990)
10.40 Life of Pi See 5.50pm.
12.50pm The Man with Two
Brains See 8.00pm. 2.35 The
Right Stuff Action drama.
(1983) 5.50 Life of Pi Epic
adventure starring Suraj
Sharma and Rafe Spall.
(2012) 8.00 The Man with
Two Brains Offbeat comedy
starring Steve Martin. (1983)
9.40 Rosemarys Baby
Horror chiller starring Mia
Farrow. (1968) 12.00mt
Do the Right Thing Comedy
drama. Stars Danny Aiello.
(1989) 2.10-5.30am The
Right Stuff See 2.35pm.

The Truman Show, SM Drama/Romance, 8.00pm


SKY MOVIES

Sci-Fi / Horror
Sky 311 Virgin 411/HD 441

SKY MOVIES

Showcase

Sky 303 Virgin 403/HD 433

Fantasy adventure. (S, D)


(2005, PG)
6.00 WALLE Animation.
(S, D) (2008, U)

6.00am The Host


8.20 Cloud Atlas
See 6.00pm.
11.20 Fright Night 2
See 1.20am.
1.15pm V for Vendetta
See 9.00pm.
3.40 The Host

6.40am Life of a King


8.40 Hook
11.35 The Butler
See 9.45pm.
1.50pm Delhi Safari
3.35 Pitch Perfect
See 12.00mt.
5.35 Hook

8.00 Saving Mr Banks

6.00 Cloud Atlas Epic

8.00 After Earth Sci-

Narnia: The Lion, the


Witch and the Wardrobe

Fact-based drama. Movie


mogul Walt Disney tries to
persuade the creator of
Mary Poppins to part with
the rights to her creation.
Stars Emma Thompson.
(S) (2013, PG)

10.10 Confessions of

a Teenage Drama
Queen Comedy. A teen
sets out to become the
most popular girl in her
school. Stars Lindsay
Lohan. (2004, PG)

11.45 Chimpanzee Wildlife


documentary narrated by
Tim Allen. (S, D) (2012, U)
1.10am Babes in
Toyland Musical fantasy.
Stars Ray Bolger. (S, D)
(1961, U) 3.055.30am The Chronicles
of Narnia See 3.35pm.

sci- drama telling six


interlinked stories across
space and time, from the
mid-Victorian era to the
24th Century. Stars Tom
Hanks and Halle Berry.
(S, D) (2012, 15)

9.00 V for Vendetta

Thriller. In a bleak future,


an anarchist sets out
to undermine a fascist
government. Stars Hugo
Weaving and Natalie
Portman. (2005, 15)

11.25 Saw Horror. (S, D)


(2004, 18)
1.20am Fright Night 2 Horror
comedy. (2013, 15)
3.15 Fright Night Horror
comedy. (S, D) (1985, 18)
5.15-7.15am
S1m0ne Fantasy comedy.
(S, D) (2002, PG)

adventure. A father and


son become stranded on
a hostile Earth after their
spacecraft crash-lands.
Stars Will Smith and Jaden
Smith. (S) (2013, 12)
9.45 The Butler Factbased drama. A White
House butler witnesses
some of the major turning
points in US history. Stars
Forest Whitaker, Oprah
Winfrey and John Cusack.
(S, D) (2013, 12)

12.00mt Pitch Perfect


Musical comedy. (S, D)
(2012, 12)
2.00am Vamps Comedy.
(S, D) (2012, 12)
3.35 The Brass Teapot
Fantasy. (2012, 15)
5.20-7.05am Delhi Safari
(S, D) (2012, PG)

TCM

True Movies 1

Movie Mix

Sky 317 Virgin 415/HD 416

Sky 321 Freesat 302 Virgin 424

Sky 185 Freesat 143

5.00am By the Light of the


Silvery Moon Musical sequel.
(1953) 6.50 Gunsmoke
8.55 The Mackintosh Man
Spy thriller. (1973) 10.50
The Wrong Man Hitchcock
suspense drama. (1956)
12.50pm Gunsmoke 3.00 Fort
Dobbs Western. (1958) 4.45

Tarzan and the Lost Safari


Jungle adventure. (1957)
6.15 Tarzan and the Huntress
Jungle adventure. (1947)
7.40 Tarzan and the Leopard
Woman Jungle adventure.
(1946) 9.00 Band of Brothers
Double-bill. 11.35 Heartbreak
Ridge Military drama. (1986)
2.00-3.40am Take a Hard Ride
Spaghetti western. (1975)

5.00am Thou Shalt Not Kill


Courtroom thriller. (1979)
7.00 A Question of Guilt
Legal drama. (1978) 9.00
Dead by Sunset 11.00 Pearl
1.00pm Murder Most Likely
Crime drama. (1999) 3.00

Perfect Murder, Perfect


Town 5.00 Leona Helmsley:
The Queen of Mean Biopic.
(1990) 7.00 The Crooked E:
The Unshredded Truth About
Enron Drama. (2002) 9.00
Hendrix Music biopic. (2000)
11.00 The Women of Windsor
1.00am A Brothers Promise:
The Dan Jansen Story
Drama. (1996) 3.00-5.00am

Mother Trucker: The Diana


Kilmury Story Biopic. (1996)

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VIEW
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10.00am Hart to Hart: Two


Harts in Time Mystery.
(1996) 12.00noon The Grace
Kelly Story Biopic. (1983)
2.00pm Once Upon a Spy
Espionage comedy. (1980)
4.00 Nostradamus Historical
drama starring Tcheky
Karyo. (1994) 6.05 Ivanhoe
Period adventure starring
Anthony Andrews. (1981)
9.00 Rapid Fire Crime drama
starring Jason Gedrick.
(2005) 10.50 The Seventh
Sign Supernatural thriller
starring Demi Moore. (1988)
12.45am 7 Seconds Action
thriller. (2005) 2.40-4.30am
Gifted Hands Biopic. (2009)

SKY SPORTS 2

SKY SPORTS 3

SKY SPORTS 4

SKY SPORTS 5

BT SPORT 1

BT SPORT 2

Sky 403 Virgin 503/HD 513

Sky 404 Virgin 504/HD 514

Sky 405 Virgin 505/HD 515

Sky 406 Virgin 506/HD 516

Sky 413 Virgin 547/HD 549

Sky 414 Virgin 548/HD 550

6.00am Sporting Rivalries


7.00 Surf Unleashed (HD)
7.30 Sporting Greats 8.00
Tennis (HD) 9.00 Sporting
Rivalries (HD) 10.00 Tennis
(HD) 11.00 Racing News (HD)
11.30 Surf Unleashed (HD)
12.00noon Tennis US Open
day two highlights. (HD)

6.00am Time of Our Lives 7.00


Golf (HD) 8.00 Golng World
(HD) 8.30 Sportswomen (HD)
9.00 Sports Unlimited (HD)
10.00 Golf (HD) 12.00noon
Golng World (HD) 12.30pm
Sportswomen (HD) 1.00 Golf
(HD) 3.00 WWE: Bottom Line
(HD) 4.00 WWE: Afterburn
5.00 Golf Boeing Classic.
6.00 Golf Preview of this
weeks Deutsche Bank
Championship. (HD)
6.30 Golf A look ahead
to the Italian Open. (HD)
7.00 GAA Highlights of the
weekends Gaelic football
and hurling action. (HD)
8.00 Golf Deutsche Bank
Championship preview.
8.30 Golf A look ahead to
the Italian Open. (HD)

6.00am Good Morning Sports


Fans (HD) 9.00 Football (HD)
12.00noon Football 12.30pm
Footballs Greatest Players
(HD) 1.00 Sky Sports Today
2.00 Football A Champions
League qualifying play-off,
second-leg match. (HD)
5.00 Football Champions
League highlights. (HD)

6.00am BTSi 6.30 Womens


Football (HD) 7.00 SportsHUB
7.15 Football 8.45 BTSi 9.15
Womens Football 9.45 BTSi
(HD) 10.00 SportsHUB (HD)
10.15 German Football (HD)
11.15 BTSi 11.45 SportsHUB
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4.30 World of Football 5.00
BTSi 5.30 Womens Football
(HD) 6.00 BTSi: Global Goals
6.30 Premier League World
(HD) 7.00 SportsHUB (HD)
7.30 BTSP The weeks BT
Sport highlights. (HD)

6.00am BTSi: Last Week, This


Week (HD) 6.30 WRC Review
(HD) 7.30 Motorsport 9.00
Classic Premier League 10.00
MotoGP Classics 12.00noon
BTSi (HD) 12.30pm French
Football 1.30 Classic Premier
League 2.30 Motorcycling
(HD) 3.30 Boxing (HD) 4.30
Classic Premier League 5.30
German Football (HD) 6.30
French Football (HD) 7.30
BTSi: Last Week, This Week
(HD) 8.00 MotoGP Classics
10.00 Classic Premier League
11.00 Motorsport Tonight (HD)
12.00mt Boxing Tonight (HD)
1.00am BTSi: Game of the
Week (HD) 1.30 BTSi: Global
Goals 2.00 German Football
(HD) 3.00 French Football
4.00-6.00am MotoGP Classics

Round ve of the British


Motocross season from
Whitby, North Yorkshire.
10.00 Boots n All Super
League review. (HD)
11.00 Motocross (HD) 12.00mt
Racemax (HD) 12.30am Boots
n All (HD) 1.30 Golf 3.30
Sporting Rivalries (HD)
4.00-6.00am Golf (HD)

Teams Bayern Munich.

6.00am Sporting Rivalries


(HD) 7.00 Englands Best
Ashes Days 9.00 Australias
Best Ashes Days (HD)

10.00 Cricket l

England v India.
Coverage of the second
ODI of the ve-match
series from the Swalec
Stadium in Cardiff. (HD)

7.00pm Sporting Rivalries


Athletes Sebastian Coe
and Steve Ovett. (HD)
7.30 Total Rugby Rugby
union magazine. (HD)
8.00 Boots n All Super
League review. (HD)
9.00 Cricket Highlights of
the second ODI between
England and India. (HD)
10.00 GAA Highlights of the
weekends Gaelic football
and hurling action. (HD)
11.00 Cricket Highlights
of England v India. (HD)

12.00mt Englands Best

Ashes Days Day two of

the second Test in 2006/


2007 played in Adelaide.
2.00am Cricket (HD) 3.00
Boots n All 4.00 Cricket:
Best of ICC WT20 (HD)
5.00-6.00am Cricket (HD)

1.00pm Sporting Rivalries


Athletes Sebastian Coe
and Steve Ovett. (HD)

1.30 Sporting Rivalries

Arnold Palmer, Jack


Nicklaus and Gary Player.

2.00 Surf Unleashed

Surng highlights. (HD)

2.30 Watersports World


3.00 Tennis US Open
day two highlights. (HD)

4.00 Tennis l

Coverage of day three of


the US Open at Flushing
Meadows in New York.
Featuring the rst round
of the mens singles and
the second round of the
womens singles. (HD)

4.00am Total Rugby

Rugby union magazine.


4.30 Sporting Rivalries (HD)
5.00 Football Gold 5.30-6.00am
Sporting Rivalries (HD)

9.00 Motorcycling

5.30 Footballs Greatest

Players Lionel Messi.

6.00 News HQ at 6 (HD)


7.00 Football l

Arsenal v Besiktas
The Champions League
qualifying play-off,
second-leg match from
the Emirates Stadium,
kick-off 7.45pm. (HD)
10.00 Football (HD)

10.30 Sporting Rivalries


11.00 Footballs Greatest
11.30 Spanish Gold 12.00mt
Football 12.30am Footballs
Greatest (HD) 1.00 Spanish
Football Gold (HD) 1.30 Dutch
Football (HD) 2.30 Football
(HD) 3.00 Footballs Greatest
(HD) 3.30 One2Eleven 4.00
Footballs Greatest 5.306.00am Spanish Football Gold

8.00 Motorsport Tonight


With Abi Grifths. (HD)

9.00 UFC: Ultimate

Insider Magazine. (HD)


9.30 UFC: Beyond The
Octagon 10.00 SportsHUB
10.15 Baker & Kellys VSPO
(HD) 11.15 UFC Countdown
177 (HD) 12.15am BTSP (HD)
12.45 SportsHUB (HD) 1.00
UFC: Ultimate Insider (HD)
1.30 UFC Countdown 177 2.30
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6.00 AM Breakfast News and sport. (S) 68646312


9.15 Neighbourhood Blues (S, Rpt, HD) 7555157
10.00 Homes Under the Hammer South Wales,
Staffordshire and Surrey. (S, AD) 79312

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Animal Saints and Sinners (S, AD) 9474916


Fake Britain Consumer series. (S, Rpt) 543206
PM Bargain Hunt Stafford. (S, Rpt) 6975848
News; Weather (S, HD) 60664
Local News; Weather (S) 24665799
Doctors The Loneliness of the Long Distance

Lorry Driver: Medical drama series. Heston


receives his test results, while a woman
accuses her husband of smuggling illegal
immigrants. See feature, page 8. (S, AD) 825312
2.15 Perfection Quiz series. (S, Rpt, HD) 9746393
3.00 Escape to the Country Property advice series.
A couple with a budget of 300,000 look for
a home in Ceredigion, Wales. (S, Rpt) 8698

3.30 Hairy Bikers Meals on Wheels Back on the

Road 1 of 2. Culinary travel series. The duo


revisit the meals-on-wheels services they
helped two years ago. (S, Rpt, HD) 18867

BBC1, 7.30pm A special delivery


Not long after her return to Albert Square,
Cindy suddenly goes into labour and its
left to a stressed Ian to deliver the baby.

4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is


From St Ouen in Paris. (S, Rpt) 6964549

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5.15 Pointless Quiz series. (S, Rpt, HD) 3148157


6.00 News; Weather (S, HD) 119
6.30 Local News; Weather (S) 799
7.00 The One Show Magazine. (S, HD) 2119
7.30 EastEnders Cindy returns to the Square
and goes straight into labour, revealing
to an already stressed-out Ian that Gina
is planning on having the baby adopted.
Elsewhere, Mick attempts to talk Nancy
round. See feature, page 9. (S, AD, HD) 683 News

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6.05
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7.50
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From Mlaga in Spain. (S, Rpt, AD) 2808157

10.05
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12.00

BBC1, 9.00pm Mammys boy Brendan


OCarroll, the writer and star of sitcom Mrs
Browns Boys, looks into the murder of his
shopkeeper grandfather in October 1920.

Art of Castle Building: 2 of 6. (S, Rpt) 49995


PM Climbing Great Buildings (S, Rpt) 50138
Breakaway Quiz series. (S, Rpt) 7385374
Cash in the Attic From London. (S, Rpt) 823954
The Chefs Protege (S, Rpt, HD) 815935
Celebrity MasterChef (S, Rpt, HD) 6618374
Coast Britains harbours. (S, Rpt, HD) 5410916
Britain by Bike Isle of Wight. (S, Rpt) 164848
Great British Railway Journeys Ely to Kings
Lynn: Travel series. Michael Portillo goes
shing at Ely on the Fens. (S, Rpt) 163119
5.15 Flog It! From Preston. (S, Rpt, HD) 3146799
6.00 Two Tribes General knowledge quiz series
hosted by Richard Osman. (S, HD) 461
6.30 Eggheads Quiz series. (S, HD) 111

7.00 lAthletics Jonathan Edwards

presents coverage of the The Weltklasse


Zrich, the 13th and penultimate Diamond
League event of the season, held at the
Letzigrund in Switzerland. This meeting is
always one of the highlights of the athletics
calendar, and this year should prove to
be no exception, with the likes of David
Rudisha, Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce and
Usain Bolt set to compete. (S, HD) 89799

9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Brendan

9.00 Natural World Attenboroughs Fabulous

OCarroll: 4 of 10. Genealogy series. The


Dublin-born comedian, best known for
his alter ego Mrs Brown from the BBC
sitcom, tries to nd out the truth about
his grandfather Peter OCarrolls murder
in October 1920. See feature, page 20. (S) 3935

Frogs: Wildlife documentary series. In


this edition, naturalist David Attenborough
explores the weird and wonderful world
of the amphibian, shedding light on their
anatomy, behaviour and ability to survive
in harsh environments. (S, AD, HD) 1577

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10.25 Local News; Weather (S) 710409
10.35 Motorway Cops Riding into Trouble:
Documentary series. Tonight, a radio
call comes in about a serious crash that
requires the help of the air ambulance,
while a driver who was caught speeding
along the A1 provides an unusual excuse.
Postponed from 21 August. (S) 362664

11.35

fThe Hunted Action thriller. When a

military assassin goes Awol and murders


two deer hunters in Ore gon, the man who
taught him his survival skills is brought in
to track him down. Stars Tommy Lee Jones,
Benicio Del Toro, Connie Nielsen and Mark
Pelegrino. (95mins, 2003, 15, S, W/S)
Rating See Filmweek, page 29 461645
1.10 to 6.00 AM BBC News (S, HD) 90360610

Channel 4, 9.00pm Speaking out In this


one-off documentary, Educating Yorkshires
Mushy (shown with Mr Burton) enrols on an
intensive course to conquer his stammer.
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HARDtalk With Stephen Sackur. (S) 2242374
BBC News (S, HD) 1848
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currently an unnished renovation project
that had to be put on hold when their son
was born with spina bida. (S, HD) 3799

Operation Hospital Food with James Martin

9.05 Escape to the Continent Property series.

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Clark and choreographer Louie Spence
join former theatrical agent Michael
Whitehall and his son. (S, HD) 99454
Newsnight; Weather (S, HD) 626374

11.20 Horizon Allergies: Modern Living and Me.


Last nights edition of the series, following
an experiment involving members of two
families in an attempt to discover why the
modern lifestyle of the western world has
led to an upsurge in the number of people
developing allergies. (S, Rpt, AD) 517312
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Lives Now Is the Time: John Ball. 1 of 2.
Documentary in which the broadcaster
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thinkers, beginning with the inuential
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AM Good Morning Britain (S, HD) 271436


Lorraine Entertainment news. (S) 8066683
The Jeremy Kyle Show Talk show. (S) 3018225
This Morning Daily magazine hosted by Ruth
Langsford and Eamonn Holmes. Includes
News; Local News; Weather. (S) 23225
PM The Chase General knowledge quiz series
hosted by Bradley Walsh. (S, Rpt, HD) 77022
News; Weather (S) 69152374
Local News; Weather (S) 31377119
Judge Rinder Daily series in which criminal
barrister Robert Rinder takes on real-life
cases in a studio courtroom. (S, HD) 27461
Secret Dealers Antiques challenge series.
Today, the team of experts tries to purchase
a pearl necklace and 22ct gold Ducat coin
found in a London home, before battling over
an unusual 1940s Odeon ring and a 19thcentury stationery box. (S, Rpt, HD) 1549
Tipping Point General knowledge quiz series
hosted by Ben Shephard. (S, HD) 2954
Gift Wrapped Quiz series hosted by Eamonn
Holmes and Ruth Langsford. Three engaged
couples get the chance to win their wedding
gift list and a dream holiday. (S, HD) 9886
Local News; Weather (S) 515
News; Weather (S) 867

7.00 Emmerdale First of two episodes tonight.

7.30

8.30

Brenda takes April to Gennies grave,


and Ashley is mortied when Carole and
Graham begin to argue. (S, AD, HD) 6935
Harbour Lives 7 of 8. Documentary
series. Ben Fogle meets a carpenter who
makes objects out of driftwood. (S) 8770

9.00 Prom Crazy: Frocks and Ferraris


Documentary following four teenagers in
Essex and Sussex as they prepare for their
school prom. Callum plans an extravagant
proposal to ask a girl to the dance, and
Chanelle has her heart set on a dress she
cant afford. See feature, page 22. (S, HD) 8003

10.00 News; Weather (S) 38428


10.30 Local News; Weather (S) 489515
10.40 The Cube: Celebrity Special Game
show hosted by Phillip Schoeld. Double
Olympic gold medallist Kelly Holmes and
TV presenter Jenni Falconer take on the
challenge, hoping to win up to 250,000
for their chosen charities. (S, Rpt) 356003
11.40 Benidorm Comedy series. The Garveys

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dishing out free tickets for a theme park.
Stars Neil Fitzmaurice. (S, Rpt, HD) 115138
AM Jackpot247 Interactive gaming. 658441
Tonight See 7.30pm. (Rpt, HD) 76405320
Nightscreen Programme guide. (HD) 8840184
Britains Best Bakery The nal of the culinary
challenge series. (SL, S, Rpt, HD) 7652829
to 6.00 AM The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests
air their differences. (SL, S, Rpt) 8831962

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Frasier Double-bill. (Series 7, ep 19, S, Rpt)
15577 9.30 (Series 7, ep 20, S, Rpt) 34190
The Big Bang Theory Double-bill of the US
comedy. (S3, ep 10, S, Rpt, AD, HD) 24374
10.30 (Series 3, ep 11, S, Rpt, AD, HD) 49931
Come Dine with Me Cardiff: Double-bill.
(S, Rpt, HD) 6916 11.30 (S, Rpt, HD) 7645
NOON News (S) 4317003
PM Come Dine with Me Cardiff: Triple-bill
of the series. (S, Rpt, HD) 8580225 12.35 (S,
Rpt, HD) 5223670 1.10 (S, Rpt, HD) 73963664
Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (S, HD) 6331596
Countdown Word game. (S, HD) 4430683
Deal or No Deal Game show. (S, HD) 50567
Win It Cook It Culinary quiz series. (S, HD) 664
Come Dine with Me Derby. (S, Rpt, HD) 7428
The Simpsons Animation. (S, Rpt, AD) 157
Hollyoaks Darren rushes to be with Nancy
after the attack, and another resident tries
to hide their terrible deed. (S, AD, HD) 409

7.00 News (S) 5931

Cain locks Ross in the garage to stop him


attending Donnas funeral, and Adam has
an announcement to make. (S, HD) 3765.
Tonight Fresh vs Frozen Food: Current
affairs series. Investigating the fresh and
frozen-food supply chains. (S, HD) 751

8.00 Emmerdale Marlon scufes with Ross,

Available in HD on Sky 171 Virgin 150

6.00 AM Countdown Word game. (S, Rpt) 9519916


6.45 3rd Rock from the Sun (S6, ep 6, S, Rpt)
8653428 7.10 (Series 6, ep 7, S, Rpt) 9989664
7.35 The King of Queens (S, Rpt) 9049041
8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond Double-bill of

8.00 Location, Location, Location 3 of 8.

Property advice series. In this edition,


Phil Spencer assists expectant parents
who are relocating to the countryside
around Stratford-upon-Avon, while Kirstie
Allsopp helps a Northamptonshire couple
who have a deadline to move out. (S) 6409

9.00 Stammer School:


Musharaf Finds His Voice

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The Wright Stuff Debate. (S, HD) 82674664
On the Yorkshire Buses (S, Rpt, HD) 6763954
PM News (S, HD) 81580374
Celebrity Big Brother (S, Rpt, HD) 3420664
Home and Away As 6pm. (S, AD, HD) 3374931
Neighbours See 5.30pm. (S, AD, HD) 4724472
NCIS Love and War: US crime drama series.
The agents investigate the private life of a
navy captain whose actions may have led to
his death. (Series 6, ep 14, S, Rpt) 3867867
Rosamunde Pilcher: The Other Wife 2 of 2.
Conclusion of the drama starring Rupert
Everett and Natalia Wrner. The two wives
meet each other, and realise they have a
great deal in common. (S, HD) 61489935
News (S, HD) 1947193
Neighbours Kyle demands the truth from
Georgia about her health. Elsewhere, Sheila
becomes trapped alongside Paul inside the
Waterholes fridge. (S, Rpt, AD, HD) 1022867
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7.00 The Railway: First Great Western

2 of 8. Documentary series. Tonight, staff


must deal with festival-goers travelling to
Glastonbury, the Queen and the Duke of
Edinburgh board a scheduled service to
St Ives, and a passenger falls on to the
tracks at Castle Cary. (S, Rpt, HD) 7523770

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8.00 Anatomy of a Murder


Burned Alive: 1 of 4. Documentary series
charting in detail the events leading up to
a murder. This edition examines the death
of Stacey Mackie at the hands of her
abusive former boyfriend Terrence Armer
in 2012. See feature, page 24. (S, HD) 7509190

8PM

9.00 Celebrity Big Brother Marcus Bentley


narrates a round-up of the latest action
from inside the house. (S, HD) 7529954

One-off documentary following Musharaf


Asghar from Educating Yorkshire and
other stammerers as they enrol on a
four-day course to conquer their speech
impediment. See feature, page 23. (S, AD) 6645

Celebrity Big Brothers Bit on the Side is at 11.00pm.


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10.00 First Time Farmers 4 of 12. Documentary 10.00 Suspects Conclusion of the crime drama
starring Fay Ripley and Damien Molony.
The suspected leader of the paedophile
ring is murdered and the hunt is on to
nd a missing victim and the rest of his
abusers. Also stars Clare-Hope Ashitey
and Gillian Kearney. (S, HD) 7522041

series. Farmers daughter Rhi has to tell


her father that four of his cows suffered
from magnesium deciency, Ed feels the
need to face up to his dad, while Tom
attends a toga party with Robbie and
other young farmers. (S, AD, HD) 9732

11.00 Cutting Edge Star Paws: The Rise of


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Superstar Pets: Documentary. (S, Rpt) 436138


AM Worst Place to Be a Pilot 2 of 4. Tuesdays
edition of the series. (S, Rpt) 7341349
One Born Every Minute USA 2 of 10.
Documentary series. (S, AD, HD) 5117542
The Hoarder Next Door (S, Rpt, HD) 1921894
Sarah Beenys Selling Houses (Rpt) 5938233
A Time Team Special Britains Bronze Age
Mummies. (SL, S, Rpt, HD) 9086368
Gordon Ramsays Home Cooking Courgette
and herb cakes. (SL, S, Rpt, HD) 53585900
to 6.00 AM Deal or No Deal (S, Rpt) 8839504
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4.00 Nicks Quest Anaconda. (SL, S, Rpt) 37695184
4.20 Great Artists Titian. (SL, S, Rpt) 37699900
4.45 House Doctor Kensal Green: Triple-bill.
(SL, S, Rpt, AD) 47908964 5.10 Spennymoor.
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New York City 10.25 The
Real Housewives of Atlanta
Emmerdale
Coronation Street
PM Youve Been Framed!
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Millionaire Matchmaker
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Real Housewives of Atlanta
Dinner Date From Surrey.

7.00 Youve Been Framed!


Double-bill of the series in
which Harry Hill narrates a
selection of camcorder clips.

8.00 nWonderful
World of The X Factor
A collection of highlights
from the talent contest.

9.00 nEdinburgh
9.00 f
Comedy Fest Live Kevin
Miss Congeniality 2:
Bridges presents stand-up
Armed and Fabulous
10.00 Cuckoo New episode

10.10 Francescos Italy Top to Toe


Exploring the south of the country.

11.10 Everyday Miracles:


The Genius of Sofas, Stockings
and Scanners 12.10am King
Alfred and the Anglo-Saxons
1.10 Al Murrays Great British War
Movies 2.10 The Cricklewood
Greats 2.55-3.55am A History
of Britain by Simon Schama

CBS REALITY

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VIEW

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9.00am Cops 11.00 Unsolved Mysteries
12.00noon Judge Judy 3.00pm Cops
4.00 Unsolved Mysteries 5.00 Judge
Judy Back-to-back editions.
7.00 Cops Back-to-back editions.
9.00 I Survived Individuals who have
survived dangerous situations.
10.00 48 Hours: Mystery Documentary
series investigating real-life crimes.
11.00 Cheaters Documentary series.
12.00mt Unsolved Mysteries
1.00am Psychic Private Eyes
2.00 48 Hours: Mystery 3.00 Cheaters
3.50 Unsolved Mysteries 4.45 Rescue
Mediums 5.10-6.00am Judge Judy

ITV 3

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VIEW
6

Comedy thriller sequel. An


FBI public relations ofcer
goes undercover to nd her
kidnapped friends. Stars
Sandra Bullock and Regina
King. (2005, 12)

11.20 The Magaluf Weekender


12.20 AM Two and a Half Men
Double-bill. Alan dates a
cookery teacher. (S3, ep11)
12.45 Charlie starts dating
a psychiatrist. (S3, ep12)
1.10 Dads (S1, ep7 of 19)

1.40 Fake Reaction


2.20 Shopping
5.50 to 6.00am Nightscreen

Sky 119 Freesat 115


Virgin 117/HD 177

6.00
6.10
6.35
7.30
8.30
9.30
11.20
1.00
2.00
3.05
4.15
4.50
5.20

AM Movies Now
On the Buses On the Make.
Heartbeat Rural drama.
The Royal Against All Odds.

Murder, She Wrote


Judge Judy
A Touch of Frost
PM Heartbeat Out of Africa.
The Royal On the Road.
Hamish Macbeth
Barbara Coffee.
Duty Free Party Night.
On the Buses Nowhere
to Go: Comedy series.

5.55 Heartbeat Out of Africa:


Brian Rogers faces eviction.

7.00 Murder, She Wrote


Twice Dead: A scientist
fakes his own death, but
is later murdered for real.
Blue Herrings: Detective
drama. A nursing-home
resident who is found dead
is believed to have had a
heart attack but Barnaby
soon comes to suspect
members of staff may have
conspired to commit murder.
10.00 Blue Murder In Deep:
Detective drama starring
Caroline Quentin. Human
remains are found in a lake.

11.40 Cracker One Day a Lemming


Will Fly: 1 of 2. Fitz helps
the police to investigate a
teenager boys murder.
12.40 AM fBloody Sunday
Fact-based drama starring
James Nesbitt, Nicholas
Farrell and Tim PigottSmith. (2002, 15)

2.30 to 6.00am Shopping

DAVE

YESTERDAY
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6.15am Digging for Britain


7.00 Flog It! 8.00 Bargain Hunt
9.00 Time Team 10.00 Narrow
Escapes of World War Two
11.00 Secrets of War
12.00noon Raiders of the Lost Art
1.00pm Queen Victorias Children
2.00 Vintage Antiques Roadshow
3.00 Flog It! 4.00 Bargain Hunt
5.00 Narrow Escapes of World War
Andy Hamilton and Rob Brydon.
Two 6.00 Secrets of War
9.00 Mock the Week With guests
Josh Widdicombe and Miles Jupp. 7.00 Time Team 8.00 Raiders of
the Lost Art 9.00 The Man Who
9.40 Featuring Marcus Brigstocke,
Discovered Egypt Documentary.
Gary Delaney and Zoe Lyons.
10.00 Cillas Unswung Sixties
10.20 With guests Greg Davies,
11.00
Narrow Escapes of World
Andi Osho and Stewart Francis.
War Two 12.00mt Flog It!
11.00 QI XL 12.00mt Mock the
1.00am Time Team 1.45 History
Week 2.00am Storage Hunters
Cold Case 2.35-3.00am
2.50 Rocket City Rednecks
Wainwright Walks: Coast to Coast
3.50-4.00am Radical Highs

CHALLENGE

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6.00am Deal or No Deal Game show.
7.30 Golden Balls 9.30 The Chase 10.30
Supermarket Sweep 11.00 Take Your
Pick 11.30 Strike It Rich 12.00noon
Catchphrase 1.00pm Cleverdicks
2.00 Pointless 3.00 Golden Balls 4.00
Total Wipeout 5.00 Fort Boyard
6.00 The Crystal Maze 7.00 The Chase
8.00 Bullseye Double-bill of the quiz.
9.00 Darts: Sydney Masters Highlights
of day one at the Hordern Pavilion.
1.00am Whittle 2.00 Cleverdicks
3.00 Supermarket Sweep 3.30 Take
Your Pick 4.00 Total Wipeout
5.00-6.00am Going for Gold

Sky 120 Freesat 117


Virgin 118/HD 178

6.00
6.50
7.35
8.35
9.40
10.40
11.40
12.45
1.50

2.50
3.50
4.55
5.55

FOOD NETWORK

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6.00am Sugar High 7.00 15 Minute
Meals 8.00 Cupcake Wars 9.00 Anna
Olson: Bake 10.00 Pioneer Woman
11.00 Barefoot Contessa: Back to
Basics 12.00noon Unique Sweets
1.00pm Barefoot Contessa 2.00 15
Minute Meals 3.00 Nigella Bites
4.00 Amazing Wedding Cakes 5.00
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 6.00 15
Minute Meals 7.00 Barefoot Contessa
8.00 Amazing Wedding Cakes
9.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives
12.00mt Mystery Diners
1.00am Restaurant Stakeout 2.003.00am Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

E4

FREE
VIEW
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6.00
6.25
7.10
8.00
8.30
9.00
10.00
11.00
12.00
Vuelta a Espaa, a 180km
12.35
journey from Priego de
1.00
Cordoba to Ronda.
2.00
Kojak Cry for the Kids.
3.00
Magnum, PI Jororo Farewell. 4.00
The Sweeney Thin Ice.
5.00
Alias Smith and Jones
6.00

The Professionals
Police, Camera, Action!
Kojak Laid Off.
Magnum, PI
The Sweeney Jackpot.
Alias Smith and Jones
PM The Professionals
Cycling Stage ve of the

AM Switched
90210 (S2, ep8 of 22)
Glee (S2, ep13 of 22)
Suburgatory (S1, ep3)
Happy Endings (S1, ep13)
Melissa & Joey Double-bill.
Charmed (S6, ep9)
Revenge (S1, ep22 of 22)
NOON Hollyoaks
PM Rules of Engagement

How I Met Your Mother


The Big Bang Theory
Melissa & Joey New episode
Rude(ish) Tube
How I Met Your Mother
The Big Bang Theory

7.00 Hollyoaks Nancy goes

family home. (S6, ep7)

7.30 lFootball

FREE
VIEW
28

Sky 136 Fsat 122 /HD 145


Virgin 144/ HD 145

AM Cheers

7.00 Cheers Cliff protects his

through with her vows.

7.30 How I Met Your Mother

Tottenham Hotspur v
AEL Limassol: Matt Smith
presents coverage of the
Europa League match from
White Hart Lane, kick-off
7.45pm. With commentary
by Sam Matterface and
Clarke Carlisle, and analysis
from Jermaine Jenas.

8.00 Midsomer Murders

Sky 111 Virgin 128/HD 194

FREE
VIEW
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7.10am Rocket City Rednecks 8.00
Top Gear 9.00 Lizard Lick Towing
10.00 Storage Hunters 11.00 Top
Gear 1.00pm Lizard Lick Towing
2.00 Storage Hunters 3.00 Top
Gear 5.00 Lizard Lick Towing
6.00 Top Gear Motoring series.
7.00 Storage Hunters Double-bill.
8.00 QI XL With Charlie Higson,

ITV 4

FREE
VIEW
10

US comedy. (S6, ep19)

8.00 The Big Bang Theory


Comedy series. (S7, ep11)

8.30 Penny makes a


major decision. (S7, ep12)

9.00 Suburgatory New episode


George becomes obsessed
with a juice bar. (S3, ep6)

9.30 The Inbetweeners


10.00 Cycling Action from stage 10.00 Noel Fieldings Luxury
six of the Vuelta a Espaa,
Comedy 2 New episode
a 167.1km journey from
Benalmadena to La Zubia.

11.00 fMonty Pythons The


Meaning of Life Comedy
sketches. (1983, 15)
1.10 AM The Sweeney Jack or
Knave: Regan is implicated
in a corruption scandal.

2.05
3.00
3.30
4.30

Cycling Vuelta a Espaa.


Shopping
The Store
6.00am Shopping

DRAMA
Sky 166 Virgin 190

FREE
VIEW
20

2.00am-5.00am: Not available on Freeview

8.00am Lovejoy 9.00 Bergerac


10.00 Casualty 11.00 The Bill
1.00pm Birds of a Feather 1.40
Whatever Happened to the Likely
Lads? 2.20 Birds of a Feather
3.00 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
4.00 Bergerac 5.00 Lovejoy
6.20 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
7.20 Whatever Happened to the
Likely Lads? Comedy series.
8.00 Maisie Raine Police drama.
9.00 New Tricks Buried Treasure:
Two people confess to murder.

10.20 Cadfael Drama series.


11.50 The Bill 12.50am Casualty
2.00 Maisie Raine Police drama.
3.00 Hey, Hey Were the Monkees
3.45 A Garden for All Seasons
4.35-5.00am Garden Hopping

REALLY

FREE
VIEW

Sky 245 Virgin 267


17
6.00am 10 Years Younger 7.00 Home
Shopping 8.05 Extreme Makeover
9.05 Homes Under the Hammer
10.05 Ghost Adventures
6.00pm Homes Under the Hammer
7.00 Escape to the Country Searching
for a property in Worcestershire.
8.00 Ghost Adventures Double-bill.
10.00 Most Haunted New edition
From Newton House in Wales.
11.00 Grimm 1.00am Cheaters
2.00 Shopping 4.00 Trinny & Susannahs
Australian Makeover Mission
4.45 Spendaholics 5.35-6.00am
Northern Irelands Greatest Haunts

WorldMags.net

Last in the comedy series.

10.35 The IT Crowd Comedy.


11.10
11.40
12.10
12.40
1.15
1.45
2.15
2.35
3.30
4.15

New Girl (S3, ep13 of 24)


The Mindy Project (S2, ep12)
AM 2 Broke Girls (S5, ep16)
The Inbetweeners
The IT Crowd Comedy.
The Ricky Gervais Show
The Cleveland Show
Rude Tube: Rude Zoo
Glee (S2, ep13 of 22)
to 6.00am Charmed

4 SEVEN

FREE
VIEW 47

Sky 140 Freesat 127 Virgin 195 HD 111

9.00am 3rd Rock from the Sun


10.00 Come Dine with Me
11.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent
1.00pm Selling Houses 2.00
Gordon Ramsays Home Cooking
2.30 Come Dine with Me 5.00 Phil
Spencer: Secret Agent 6.00 Win
It Cook It 6.30 Gordon Ramsays
Home Cooking 7.00 Dogs: Their
Secret Lives 8.00 Sarah Beenys
Double Your House for Half the
Money 9.00 Cutting Edge
10.00 Royal Marines Commando
School 11.05 Stammer School:
Musharaf Finds His Voice
12.05am Addicts Symphony
1.25 Worst Place to Be a Pilot
2.25 Location, Location, Location
3.20 Gadget Man
3.45-4.45am Come Dine with Me

QUEST

FREE
VIEW

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6.00am Vacation Videos 6.45 Cash Cab
7.35 Total Fishing 9.00 Overhaulin
10.00 Toy Hunter 11.00 Wheeler Dealers
12.00noon A Car Is Born 1.00pm The
Garage 2.00 Challenge Tommy Walsh
3.00 Mighty Ships 4.00 World War Two
5.00 Toy Hunter 6.00 Overhaulin
7.00 Wheeler Dealers: On the Road
8.00 Salvage Hunters 9.00 Wheeler
Dealers 10.00 Classic British Aircraft
11.00 How Do They Do It? 12.00mt FBI
Files 1.00am FBI Case Files 2.00
Challenge Tommy Walsh 3.00 New
Yankee Workshop 4.00 Vacation
Videos 5.00-6.00am Cash Cab US

Key to episode numbers: (S1, ep1 of 10) = Series 1, episode 1, and there are a total of 10 episodes in the series

28 August THURSDAY

MORE4
Sky 138 Freesat 124
Virgin 147

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Romantic adventure starring


Anthony Steel and AnnaMaria Sandri. (1956, U)
1.25 PM Four in a Bed

4.10 Shipping Wars


4.40 A Place in the Sun: Home
or Away Cornwall and the
Languedoc region in France.
5.45 A B&B business in the
Lake District or France.

6.50 Couples Come Dine with


Me Culinary challenge series.

PICK

Sky 152 Freesat 144


Virgin 123

6.00
7.00
8.00
9.00
10.00

AM Sunrise

Sun, Sea and A&E


6ixth Sense with Colin Fry
The Biggest Loser USA
Nothing to Declare Back-toback editions of the series.

12.00 NOON Airline USA


1.00 PM Charmed Billie is infected
by a virus that only affects
magical beings. (S8, ep9)

2.00 60 Minute Makeover


3.00 Animal House
4.00 Childrens Hospital Double-bill
of the documentary series.

5.00 My Pet Shame Siamese cats.


6.00 Renters New episodes

7.00 Stargate Atlantis Sheppard


encounters members of a race
who all commit suicide at the
age of 24. (S1, ep6 of 24)

Three couples from in and


around Edinburgh compete.

7.55 Grand Designs Following

FREE
VIEW
11

8.00 Stargate SG-1 Anubiss

a couple who bought an 18thcentury folly near their home


town of Newport, Gwent.

drones attack the Alpha site


where a powerful new weapon
is being developed. (S7, ep16)

9.00 A Place in the Sun:


9.00 Fat: The Fight of My Life
Jessie Pavelkas helps a 26st
Home or Away New edition
woman who fears that she
could develop diabetes.

Properties in Cornwall and


Collioure, south-west France.

10.00 Embarrassing Bodies


The team assists with hospital
admissions in Magaluf that are
the result of too much partying.

11.10 Embarrassing Bodies


The mobile clinic travels to the
Wakestock festival in Wales.
12.15 AM Couples Come Dine
with Me See 6.50pm.

1.15 A Place in the Sun:


Home or Away See 9.00pm.
2.20 Embarrassing Bodies
3.20 to 3.50am Gordon
Ramsays Home Cooking

TRUE ENT

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6.00am 50 Glorious Years 7.00 Little
House on the Prairie 8.00 The
Waltons 9.00 Highway to Heaven
10.00 Roots 11.00 The Waltons
12.00noon Little House on the Prairie
1.00pm fPrayers for Bobby
Sky 184 Freesat 142 Virgin 189

10.00 Helicopter Rescue Four


students are stranded on the
perilous ridges of Tryfan.

10.35 Road Wars Documentary.


11.05 To Catch a Smuggler: JFK
Airport The ofcers examine
some suspicious packages.
12.05 AM Most Shocking
1.05 Road Wars Documentary.

2.05
3.00
4.00
5.00

Sexcetera
The Real NCIS
Most Haunted From Wales.
to 6.00am
60 Minute Makeover

5 USA

FREE
VIEW

Sky 174 Freesat 129 Virgin 153


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12.00noon Access Showbiz gossip.

12.05pm My Name Is Earl


12.35 fFighter Attack World
War Two drama. (1953, U)

2.20 fShowdown Western

starring Audie Murphy and Charles


Drake. (1963, PG, b&w)
Melodrama. (2009, PG)
3.00 Attila the Hun 5.00 fHard 4.00 NCIS 5.00 Diagnosis Murder

Time: The David Milgaard Story


Fact-based drama. (1999, 15)
7.00 M*A*S*H Double-bill of the series.
8.00 Highway to Heaven US drama.
9.00 Like Father, Like Son Jamie is
questioned over Morags murder.
11.00 fGood Fences Comedy
drama starring Danny Glover and
Whoopi Goldberg. (2002, 15)
1.00-3.00am fThe Mysterious
Death of Nina Chereau Mystery.
Stars Maud Adams. (1988, 18)

5+24

FREE
VIEW

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 1.00am-7.00pm: Not available on Freeview
10.00am Home and Away 10.25
Neighbours 10.45 Home and Away
11.10 The Other Wife 12.35pm Neighbours
1.00 Shopping 4.00 Home and Away
4.25 Neighbours 4.45 Home and Away
5.10 The Other Wife 6.35 Neighbours
7.00 Cricket 8.00 Emergency Bikers 9.00
Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction
10.00 Suspects 11.00 Big Brothers
Bit on the Side 12.00mt Big Brother:
Live 1.00am Access 1.15 Shopping
3.00 Home and Away 3.25 Neighbours
3.45 Home and Away 4.10 The Other Wife
5.35-6.00am Neighbours

6.00 Law & Order 6.55 Access


7.00 NCIS Double-bill. A former US

marine falls to his death. (S4, ep8)


8.00 McGees sister believes that
she has killed someone. (S4, ep9)
9.00 CSI: NY Two women claim to
be a murder victims wife. (S2, ep22)
10.00 Chicago PD Justin turns up
at Lindsays house with his hands
covered in blood. (S1, ep7 of 15)

11.00 NCIS 12.50am Access


1.00-3.00am SuperCasino

FREE
VIEW

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1.00pm Gilmore Girls 2.00 Celebrity Big
Brother 3.00 Neighbours 3.25 Home
and Away 4.00 Cowboy Builders
5.00 Police Interceptors 5.55 Access
6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away
7.00 Freaky Eaters USA Advice series.
8.00 Worlds Worst Tenants
9.00 fRush Hour Action comedy.
A Hong Kong detective joins forces
with an LAPD cop after a master
criminal kidnaps the daughter of the
Chinese consul in LA and holds her
to ransom. Stars Jackie Chan and
Chris Tucker. (1998, 12)
11.00-12.00mt Grand Theft Auto: UK

SKY1

Sky 106 Virgin 109/HD 110

SKYLIVING
Sky 107 Virgin 111/HD 112

6.00 AM The Real A&E 7.00 Dog


6.00 AM Airline USA
Squad 8.00 Futurama
7.00 Nothing to Declare
10.00 Hector and the Search for
8.00 Inside Gatwick
Happiness Special
9.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue
10.15 Futurama Animation.
10.00 Motorway Patrol
12.00 NOON Got to Dance
11.00 UK Border Force
1.30 PM nMillion Dollar Arm 12.00 NOON CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation (S1, ep10)
2.00 The Simpsons Double-bill.
3.00 Footballs Funniest Moments 1.00 PM Criminal Minds
4.00 Futurama Double-bill. Fry
3.00 CSI: Crime Scene
and Bender join the army.
Investigation Double-bill.
4.30 Frys ex-girlfriend
5.00 Sun, Sea and A&E
comes out of deep freeze.
6.00 Obese: A Year to Save My
Life USA Chris Powell tries
5.00 The Simpsons Animation.
to help a former athlete who
5.30 Futurama Double-bill.
now weighs 38st but wants
6.30 The Simpsons Marge chats
to another man online.

7.00 The Simpsons Krusty the


Clowns TV show is axed.
7.30 Three more spooky
Halloween-themed tales.

to become more active.

7.00 Obese: A Year to Save


My Life USA New edition
Chris Powell continues
helping a former athlete.

8.00 Modern Family Jay gives 8.00 Americas Next Top


Luke some advice. (S5, ep17)
Model New edition 9 of 16.
8.30 The adults take a trip
The hopefuls take part in an
to Las Vegas. (S5, ep18)

9.00 Glee New edition Rachels


nerves get the better of her
as her Broadway debut
approaches. (S5, ep17 of 20)

10.00 Stella Emma faces the


reality of being the other
woman when Collette
returns. (S3, ep7 of 10)

11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Deeks is


shot during a robbery at a
convenience store. (S2, ep17)
12.00 MT Sam pursues a
terrorist leader. (S2, ep18)
1.00 AM Brit Cops: Law &
Disorder Double-bill.

3.00 Road Wars


4.00 Stargate Atlantis
5.00 to 6.00am Airline USA

SKY ATLANTIC
Sky 108

6.00am Stargate SG-1 (S10, ep13)


7.00 Thirtysomething 8.00 Star Trek:
Enterprise 9.00 Without a Trace 10.00
Blue Bloods 11.00 House 1.00pm
Stargate SG-1 2.00 Without a Trace
3.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 4.00 House
6.00 Blue Bloods 7.00 Without a Trace
A teenager claims she was kidnapped
as a child. (S2, ep23 of 24) 8.00 The
British How the Norman Conquest
transformed Britain. 9.00 Ray Donovan
Tensions run high at a family party to
celebrate Conors birthday. (S2, ep 7)
10.10 Banshee Job manages to nd
Mr Rabbits hiding place. (S2, ep 8)
11.15 Gomorrah Imma takes charge
in Pietros absence. (S1, ep4 of 12)
12.15am The Sopranos 1.30 Curb Your
Enthusiasm 2.05 This Is Jinsy 2.35
The Sopranos 4.00 Thirtysomething
5.00-6.00am Star Trek: Enterprise

ITV ENCORE
Sky 123

6.00am The Encore Hour 12.00noon


Dr Finlay 1.10pm Peak Practice 2.15
Movies Now 2.25 Dandelion Dead 4.40
Upstairs, Downstairs 5.50 The Ruth
Rendell Mysteries 7.00 Life Begins 8.00
At Home with the Braithwaites Phil and
Sarah plan to marry in secret. 9.00
Scott & Bailey The duo investigate the
death of a care home resident. 10.05
Just Henry Period drama starring
Josh Bolt and Elaine Cassidy. 12.10am
Life Begins 1.10 Scott & Bailey 2.10 At
Home with the Braithwaites 3.05 Cold
Feet 4.00-6.00am The Encore Hour

THURSDAY

8.55 AM Location, Location,


Location From Hastings.
10.00 Building the Dream
11.05 Gordon Ramsays Home
Cooking Spicy Mexican eggs.
11.40 fThe Black Tent

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Glee
Sky 1, 9.00pm
Leading lady Rachel has to
combat a last-minute attack of
self doubt as the curtain goes
up for her Broadway debut.

outdoor couture photoshoot.

9.00 Scandal New episode


Jake and Huck get closer
to the truth about Operation
Remington. (S3, ep5 of 18)

10.00 Criminal Minds The


team investigates murders
linked to a controversial
religion. (S6, ep12 of 24)

11.00 Sex and the City Charlotte


meets a doctor. (S3, ep7)

11.35 Charlotte wonders if


Trey is Mr Right. (S3, ep8)

12.10 AM Criminal Minds


Back-to-back episodes.

4.20 CSI: Crime Scene


Investigation (S1, ep3)
5.10 to 6.00am Border Security:
Canadas Front Line

Suburgatory
E4, 9.00pm
Gentle reminder Tessa has to
remind her father of a pact they
made when George hangs out
at fashionable local juice bar.

GOLD

9.00 Major Crimes Risk Assessment.


10.00 Year-End Blowout. 11.00 Law &
Order: Special Victims Unit (S9, ep12)
6.00am 2point4 Children 7.00
12.00mt Law & Order 2.00am In
Bewitched 8.00 I Dream of Jeannie 9.00 Plain Sight 4.00-6.00am Sea Patrol
Happy Days 10.00 Harry Hills TV Burp
11.00 Allo Allo! 1.00pm Bewitched 2.00
Happy Days 3.00 I Dream of Jeannie
Sky 520 Virgin 211/HD 212
4.00 Only Fools and Horses 6.00 Harry 6.00am How Its Made 7.00 Deadliest
Hills TV Burp 7.00 Open All Hours 9.00 Catch 8.00 Gold Rush 9.00 Auction
Gavin & Stacey Triple-bill of the series. Hunters 10.00 Alaska: The Last Frontier
11.00 Best of Not the Nine OClock
11.00 Naked and Afraid 12.00noon
News 11.35 The Young Ones 12.25am
Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Fat N Furious:
Little Britain 1.00 Little Britain Abroad
Rolling Thunder 2.00 Out of Egypt 3.00
2.00 Best of Not the Nine OClock
The First World War 4.00 Airplane Repo
News 2.25-3.00am The Young Ones
5.00 Bear Grylls 6.00 Wheeler Dealers
7.00 Fast N Loud 8.00 Ice Cold Gold
9.00 Dangerous Flights 10.00 n
Sky 109 Virgin 124/HD 191
Ragin Cajuns 11.00 Airplane Repo
6.15am Total Wipeout USA 7.00
12.00mt Dangerous Flights 1.00am
Primeval 8.00 Doctor Who 9.00 The Bill Ragin Cajuns 2.00 Auction Hunters
11.00 Covert Affairs (S3, ep9 of 16)
3.00 Dangerous Flights 3.50 Ragin
12.00noon Who Do You Think You Are?
Cajuns 4.40 American Chopper
1.00pm MasterChef Australia: All Stars 5.30-6.00am How Do They Do It?
2.00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
3.00 Betty Whites Off Their Rockers
4.00 Beverly Hills Pawn 5.00 Primeval
Sky 132 Virgin 130
6.00 Doctor Who 7.00 Betty Whites
7.10am Maisie Raine 8.00 Murdoch
Off Their Rockers New episode 8.00
Mysteries 10.00 Maisie Raine 11.00 Sue
Million Dollar Intern New edition 9.00
Thomas FB Eye 12.00noon Murdoch
Who Do You Think You Are? 10.00 Louis Mysteries 1.00pm Castle 2.00 Body of
Theroux: Extreme Love: Dementia 11.15 Proof 3.00 Sue Thomas FB Eye 4.00
Dynamo: Magician Impossible 12.15am Murdoch Mysteries 5.00 Castle 6.00
Million Dollar Intern 1.15 Real Rescues
Body of Proof 7.00 Castle 8.00 New
2.00-3.00am Total Wipeout USA
Tricks 9.00 nRizzoli & Isles A New
Day: 1 of 5. Return of the crime drama.
The team investigates the murder
Sky 113 Virgin 137
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Comedy

Action / Adventure

Family

Drama/Romance

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Sky 307 Virgin 407/HD 437

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11.00am The Longest Day


Fact-based World War
Two drama starring John
Wayne and Henry Fonda.
(S) (1962, PG)
2.30pm 27 Dresses Romantic
comedy starring Katherine
Heigl, James Marsden
and Malin Akerman. (S)
(2008, 12)
4.40 Explorers Sci-
adventure. Three boys go
in search for the source of
a signal from outer space.
Stars River Phoenix, Ethan
Hawke and Jason Presson.
(S) (1985, U)

6.00am The Last Keepers


See 6.15pm. 7.35 Enough
Said See 12.45pm.
9.15 The Washington Snipers
See 1.20am. 11.00 The Last
Keepers See 6.15pm.
12.45pm Enough Said
Romantic comedy.
(S, D) (2013, 12)
2.30 Baggage Claim See
10.00pm. 4.15 Thor: The
Dark World See 8.00pm.
6.15 The Last Keepers
Romantic fantasy starring
Zosia Mamet, Aidan Quinn
and Virginia Madsen.
(S, D) (2013, 12)

6.00am Lola Versus


Romantic comedy. (S, D)
(2012, 15) 7.35 Our
Idiot Brother See 6.20pm.
9.10 Best in Show Comedy.
(S, D) (2000, 12)
10.50 Grown Ups 2 See
8.00pm. 12.40pm Wedding
Crashers See 9.50pm.
2.45 Look Whos Talking Now
Comedy starring Kirstie
Alley. (S) (1993, 12)
4.30 10 Years Comedy.
(S, D) (2011, 12)
6.20 Our Idiot Brother
Comedy starring Paul
Rudd. (S) (2011, 15)

6.15am Stealth Thriller.


(S, D) (2005, 12)
8.25 Tombstone Western.
(S, D) (1993, 15)
10.40 Appaloosa Western
starring Viggo Mortensen.
(S, D) (2008, 15)
12.45pm The Last Samurai
Historical adventure
starring Tom Cruise.
(S, D) (2003, 15)
3.25 The Fast and the
Furious See 9.00pm.
5.15 2 Fast 2 Furious Thriller
sequel starring Paul
Walker and Eva Mendes.
(S, D) (2003, 12)

6.45am Balto Animation.


(S, D) (1995, U)
8.05 Babys Day Out
See 4.25pm.
9.50 Eragon See 6.10pm.
11.35 The Smurfs 2 See
8.00pm. 1.25pm Doctor
Dolittle See 1.10am.
2.55 Dr Dolittle 2 Comedy.
(S, D) (2001, PG)
4.25 Babys Day Out
Comedy starring Joe
Mantegna and Lara Flynn
Boyle. (S) (1994, PG)
6.10 Eragon Fantasy starring
Ed Speleers and Jeremy
Irons. (D) (2006, PG)

6.45am Free Samples


Comedy drama. (S, D)
(2012, 12)
8.10 Dead Poets Society
See 3.30am.
10.20 Best Man Down
Comedy drama. (S, D)
(2012, 12) 12.00noon
Now Is Good Drama.
(S, D) (2012, 12)
1.45pm One Fine Day
Romantic comedy.
(S, D) (1996, PG)
3.40 Austenland Comedy.
(S, D) (2011, 12)
5.20 Les Misrables Musical.
(S, D) (2012, 12)

6.55 St Trinians 2: The

8.00 Thor: The Dark

8.00 Grown Ups 2

7.10 The Fast and the

8.00 The Smurfs 2

8.00 Cruel Intentions

Legend of Frittons
Gold Comedy sequel.
The schoolgirls search
for pirate treasure. Stars
Rupert Everett, Gemma
Arterton and Colin Firth.
(S) (2009, PG)

9.00 Zombieland

World Fantasy sequel.


The god of thunder joins
forces with his brother
to defend the universe.
Stars Chris Hemsworth
and Natalie Portman.
(S, D) (2013, 12)

10.00 Baggage Claim

Horror comedy. Desperate


survivors band together
to ght zombies that are
running amok in the US.
Stars Woody Harrelson.
(S) (2009, 15)

Romantic comedy. An air


hostess revisits her former
boyfriends in the hope of
nding a husband. Stars
Paula Patton and Derek
Luke. (S, D) (2013, 12)

10.45 Underworld:
Awakening Horror thriller
sequel starring Kate
Beckinsale and Stephen
Rea. (S) (2012, 18)
12.25-3.45am Lady Chatterley
French drama starring
Marina Hands. Subtitled.
(S) (2006, 18)

11.40 Cabin Fever: Patient


Zero Horror prequel
starring Sean Astin.
(S, D) (2014, 18)
1.20am The Washington
Snipers Crime drama.
(S, D) (2013, 15)
3.00-4.40am Cabin Fever:
Patient Zero See 11.40pm.

Comedy sequel. Four


middle-aged friends
attend a 1980s-themed
summer party. Stars
Adam Sandler and Chris
Rock. (S, D) (2013, 12)

Furious: Tokyo Drift

Comedy. Two bachelors


who gatecrash weddings
to pick up women nd
their lives complicated
when one of them falls in
love. Stars Vince Vaughn.
(S, D) (2005, 15)

Furious Action thriller.

12.00mt In a World Comedy


starring Lake Bell. (S, D)
(2013, 15)
1.45am Mr Woodcock
Comedy starring Billy Bob
Thornton. (2007, 12)
3.50-5.30am Feels So Good
Comedy starring Matt
Shively. (S) (2013, 15)

10.50 2 Fast 2 Furious Thriller.


(S, D) (2003, 12)
12.45am The Fast and the

9.50 Wedding Crashers 9.00 The Fast and the

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TV Radio

An undercover cop joins


a gang of illegal racers
he believes is responsible
for a series of hijackings.
Stars Vin Diesel and Paul
Walker. (S) (2001, 15)

Furious: Tokyo Drift


See 7.10pm.
2.35 The Last Boy Scout
Thriller. (S) (1991, 18)
4.25-6.00am Point Last Seen
Drama. (S) (1998, PG)

9.50 Cheaper by

the Dozen 2 Comedy


sequel. A father-of-12s
holiday is ruined when he
gets drawn into a battle
of one-upmanship with a
rival. Stars Steve Martin.
(S, D) (2006, PG)

11.30 Bean Comedy.


(S, D) (1997, PG)
1.10am Doctor Dolittle
Fantasy comedy. (S, D)
(1998, PG)
2.45 Dr Dolittle 2
See 2.55pm.
4.20-6.00am Dr Dolittle 3
Comedy. (2006, PG)

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9.45 50 First Dates

Romantic comedy drama.


A Hawaii vet falls for a
woman with memory loss
and discovers he has to
woo her afresh every day.
Stars Drew Barrymore.
(S, D) (2004, 12)

11.30 Being Flynn Drama


starring Robert De Niro.
(S, D) (2012, 15)
1.20am Surviving Christmas
Comedy starring Ben
Afeck. (S) (2004, 12)
3.30-5.45am Dead Poets
Society Drama. (S, D)
(1989, PG)

TV Sport

FREE 11.00 Tumble Travels 11.05 Mister


VIEW 70 Maker 11.25 I Can Cook on the Go
Sky 613 Freesat 600 Virgin 701
HD 73 11.40 Tweenies 12.00noon Balamory
12.20pm Woolly & Tig 12.25 Wibbly Pig
7.00am Copycats 7.25 Just Kidding
12.35 Small Potatoes 12.40 Old Jacks
7.50 The Johnny and Inel Show 8.15
Boat 1.00 Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 1.10
Newsround 8.25 The Slammer Returns
Numtums 1.15 Get Well Soon 1.30 Big
8.55 Newsround 9.00 Marrying Mum
Barn
Farm 1.45 Something Special:
and Dad 9.35 Pop Slam! 10.05 The
Out and About 2.05 Little Charley Bear
Dog Ate My Homework 10.35 Naomis
2.10 Show Me Show Me 2.35 Mr Blooms
Nightmares of Nature 11.05 Rockets
Nursery 2.55 Dipdap 3.00 Mister Maker
Island 11.35 The Dumping Ground
3.20 Tumble Travels 3.30 Tilly and
12.05pm Absolute Genius with Dick &
Dom 12.30 Ultimate Brain 1.00 Splatalot Friends 3.40 Timmy Time 3.50 Big &
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1.25 Bear Behaving Badly 1.50 Arthur
the Neurons: Get Sporty 4.30 Time for
2.00 Who Let the Dogs Out? 2.30 All
School
4.45 CBeebies Panto 2012: Jack
Over the Place: USA 3.00 Dennis the
and the Beanstalk 5.30 Kate & Mim-Mim
Menace and Gnasher 3.10 Strange
5.40
Sarah
& Duck 5.50 Abney & Teal
Hill High 3.35 Scooby-Doo! Mystery
6.00 Waybuloo 6.20 In the Night Garden
Incorporated 4.00 Just Kidding 4.20
6.50-7.00pm CBeebies Bedtime Story
Newsround 4.30 Marrying Mum and
FREE
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6.30-7.00pm The Story of Tracy Beaker
6.00am Bottom Knocker Street 6.30
FREE Canimals 7.00 Om Nom Stories 7.05 Dino
VIEW 71 Dan 7.30 Signed Stories: Share a Story
Sky 614 Freesat 601 Virgin 702
HD 74 7.35 Monsuno 8.05 Teenage Mutant
6.00am Tikkabilla 6.30 ZingZillas
Ninja Turtles 8.35 Pokmon: Black and
6.55 Baby Jake 7.05 Postman Pat 7.20
White: Rival Destinies 9.25 Horrid Henry
Dinopaws 7.30 Boj 7.45 Mike the Knight 10.30 Nerds & Monsters 10.55 Almost
8.00 Timmy Time 8.10 Octonauts 8.20
Naked Animals 11.35 Mr Bean: Animated
Peter Rabbit 8.35 Chuggington 8.45
Series 12.00noon Fort Boyard Ultimate
Buzz and Tell 8.50 Charlie and Lola 9.00 Challenge 1.00pm My Phone Genie 1.25
Raa Raa the Noisy Lion 9.10 Numtums
The Aquabats Super Show 1.50 Tricky
9.15 Get Well Soon 9.30 Big Barn Farm
TV 2.15 Horrid Henry 3.20 Fleabag
9.45 Something Special: Out and About Monkeyface 3.50 Almost Naked Animals
10.05 Little Charley Bear 10.10 Show
4.30 Mr Bean: Animated Series 5.05Me Show Me 10.35 Mr Blooms Nursery 6.00pm Fort Boyard Ultimate Challenge

CBEEBIES

Drama. A spoilt teenager


accepts a wager to corrupt
an innocent girl but ends
up falling in love with her.
Stars Ryan Phillippe.
(S, D) (1999, 15)

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4.00am Adele Roberts. 6.30 Scott Mills. 10.00 Alice Levine. 12.45pm Newsbeat.
1.00 Matt Edmondson. 4.00 Greg James. 7.00 Zane Lowe. 9.00 The Residency.
10.00 Phil Taggart. 12.00mt The Residency: Tiesto. 2.00-4.00am Toddla T.
RADIO 2 FREEVIEW 702 Sky 0102 Virgin 902 Freesat 702
5.00am Penny Smith. 6.30 Chris Evans. 9.30 Ken Bruce. 12.00noon Jeremy Vine.
2.00pm Jonathan Ross. 5.00 Simon Mayo. 7.00 Bob Harris Country. 8.00 Huey
Morgan. 10.00 Strong and Sassy: Inspiring Women of Jazz. 11.00 Nigel Ogden.
11.30 Listen to the Band. 12.00mt Janice Long. 2.00-5.00am Joanne Good.
RADIO 3 FREEVIEW 703 Sky 0103 Virgin 903 Freesat 703
6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Classics. 11.00 Edinburgh International Festival.
1.00pm News; Concert. 2.00 Afternoon on 3. 4.30 In Tune. 6.30 Composer of the
Week. 7.30 BBC Proms. 9.45 Faith Without God. 10.30 The Free Thinking Essay:
New Generation Thinkers. 11.00 Late Junction. 12.30-6.30am Through the Night.
RADIO 4 FREEVIEW 704 Sky 0104 Virgin 904 Freesat 704
6.00am Today. 9.00 News; Voices from the Old Bailey. 9.45 Book of the Week:
Philip Larkin Life, Art and Love. 9.45-10.00 (LW) Daily Service. 10.00 News;
Womans Hour. 11.00 News; Crossing Continents. 11.30 Fantasy Festival.
12.00noon News. 12.05 Home Front. 12.15 You and Yours; Weather. 1.00 The
World at One. 1.45 Lucy Mangans Literary Solutions to the Economy. 2.00 News;
The Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: A Meeting with Dora. 3.00 News; Open
Country. 3.25 Radio 4 Appeal. 3.30 Open Book. 4.00 News; The Film Programme.
4.30 BBC Inside Science. 5.00 PM; Weather. 6.00 News. 6.30 Susan Calman Is
Convicted. 7.00 News; The Archers. 7.15 Front Row. 7.45 Dark Fire. 8.00 News;
The Report. 8.30 In Business: Exploring how an Italian city has remained a
global centre for violin-making. 9.00 News; BBC Inside Science. 9.30 Voices
from the Old Bailey; Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. 10.45 Book at Bedtime:
The Thrill of It All. 11.00 The Show What You Wrote. 11.30 Believe It! 12.00mt
News; Weather. 12.30am Book of the Week: Philip Larkin Life, Art and Love.
12.50 Shipping. 1.00 News; BBC World Service. 5.20 Shipping. 5.30 News
Brieng; Prayer for the Day. 5.45-6.00am Farming Today; Tweet of the Day.
RADIO 5 LIVE FREEVIEW 705 Sky 0105 Virgin 905 Freesat 705
5.00am Morning Reports. 5.15 Wake Up to Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast.
10.00 Chris Warburton. 12.00noon Dotun Adebayo. 2.00pm Richard Bacon.
4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 5 Live Sport. 10.00 Phil Williams. 1.00-5.00am Up All Night.
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Thriller. An American
teenager living in Japan
becomes involved in street
racing. Stars Lucas Black.
(S, D) (2006, 12)

Fantasy adventure sequel.


The Smurfs and their
human friends attempt to
rescue Smurfette from an
evil wizard. Stars Hank
Azaria. (S) (2013, U)

SKY SPORTS 1
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6.00am Football Gold 6.30


One2Eleven (HD) 7.00 WWE:
Experience (HD) 8.00 Football
Gold 8.30 One2Eleven 9.00
Football 10.00 Premiership
Years 12.00noon Football Gold
12.30pm One2Eleven 1.00
Football (HD) 2.00 Rise as
One (HD) 3.00 Footballs
Greatest Teams (HD) 3.30
Premier League Legends

4.00 Football Gold


5.00 Football Highlights
from the League Cup.

6.00 Ringside Boxing.


7.00 Super League

Superstars (HD)

7.30 Rugby League

lWarrington

Wolves v Hudderseld
Giants. Coverage of the
Super League match
from the Halliwell Jones
Stadium, kick-off 8.00pm.
10.15 Ringside Boxing.
11.15 Football (HD) 12.15am
Rugby League (HD) 1.15
Premiership Years 3.15
Premier League Legends
(HD) 3.45 Football Gold 4.00
One2Eleven (HD) 4.30 Rise
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6.00am The Rescuers Down


Under (S) (1990, U)
7.25 Super Buddies
8.55 Up See 6.20pm.
10.40 Brave (S) (2012, PG)
12.20pm The

6.10am The Mean Machine


See 5.00pm. 8.15 Hustle &
Flow Drama. (2005) 10.15
Flesh and Bone Drama.
(1993) 12.25pm Captain
Phillips See 9.00pm.
2.45 Pride and Glory See
11.15pm. 5.00 The Mean
Machine Action comedy.
(1974) 7.05 Bullitt Thriller
starring Steve McQueen.
(1968) 9.00 Captain Phillips
Action thriller. (2013) 11.15
Pride and Glory Crime
drama. (2008) 1.30am Falling
Down Crime drama. (1993)
3.25 Things to Do in Denver
When Youre Dead Crime
thriller. (1995) 5.25-7.05am
Loss of Faith Drama. (1997)

6.20am Mo Better Blues


See 2.45am. 8.35 Five Easy
Pieces Drama. (1970) 10.20
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang See
6.10pm. 12.10pm Volver See
8.00pm. 2.15 The Beach See
10.00pm. 4.20 Ruby Sparks
Fantasy drama. (2012)
6.10 Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
Comedy thriller starring
Robert Downey Jr. (2005)
8.00 Volver Spanish drama
starring Penlope Cruz and
Lola Duenas. Subtitled.
(2006) 10.00 The Beach
Drama starring Leonardo
DiCaprio. (2000) 12.05am
Boogie Nights Adult drama.
(1997) 2.45-5.00am Mo Better
Blues Jazz drama. (1990)

6.00am Arachnophobia
See 3.45pm. 7.50 All the
Presidents Men As 5.40pm.
10.10 Ace in the Hole See
3.55am. 12.05pm Deep Blue
Sea See 8.00pm. 1.55 St
Elmos Fire See 1.55am.
3.45 Arachnophobia Comedy
horror. (1990) 5.40 All the
Presidents Men Political
drama. (1976) 8.00 Deep
Blue Sea Thriller starring
Saffron Burrows. (1999)
10.00 Monsters Ball Prison
drama starring Halle Berry.
(2002) 12.00mt American
Psycho Violent satire. (2000)
1.55am St Elmos Fire Drama.
(1985) 3.55-6.00am Ace in
the Hole Drama. (1951)

Odd Life of Timothy


Green See 12.15am.
2.20 One Hundred and One
Dalmatians Animation.

(S, D) (1961, U)
3.45 The Chronicles of

Narnia: Prince Caspian


Fantasy adventure. (S, D)
(2008, PG)
6.20 Up Animated comedy.
(S, D) (2009, U)

8.00 Mary Poppins


Fantasy. A nanny with
magic powers transforms
the lives of two children.
Stars Julie Andrews and
Dick Van Dyke. (S, D)
(1964, U)
10.25 The Kid Fantasy
drama. An unhappy image
consultant discovers a
renewed interest in life
when he is visited by his
eight-year-old former self.
Stars Bruce Willis. (S, D)
(2000, PG)

12.15am The Odd Life of


Timothy Green Fantasy.
(S, D) (2012, U)
2.10 Escape to Witch
Mountain Sci- drama.
(S, D) (1974, U)
4.00-5.50am The Last Great
Warrior Period adventure.
(S, D) (1994, PG)

Up, Sky Movies Disney, 6.20pm


SKY MOVIES

Sci-Fi / Horror

SKY MOVIES

Showcase

Sky 311 Virgin 411/HD 441

Sky 303 Virgin 403/HD 433

7.15am The Lost Boys


9.05 Children
of Men 11.05
Constantine See 7.45pm.
1.20pm Man of Steel See
10.00pm. 3.55 The Lost
Boys 5.45

7.05am Private Peaceful


8.50 Primates of the
Caribbean 10.20 Dark
Shadows 12.20pm Born to
Race: Fast Track
2.00 About Time 4.05 The
Conjuring See 10.10pm.
6.00 Dark Shadows

7.45 Constantine Horror

8.00 About Time

Children of Men
thriller. An exorcist with
the ability to see evil
spirits engages in a battle
to save the world and his
own soul. Stars Keanu
Reeves and Rachel Weisz.
(S, D) (2005, 15)

10.00 Man of Steel

Comic-book adventure.
An alien living on Earth
uses his powers to defend
humanity from invasion.
Stars Henry Cavill.
(S, D) (2013, 12)

12.35am Dawn of the Dead


Horror starring Sarah
Polley and Ving Rhames.
(S, D) (2004, 18)
2.30 Darkman Thriller.
(S, D) (1990, 18)
4.20-6.40am Journey to

the Centre of the Earth

Fantasy. (1959, U)

Romantic fantasy comedy.


A man inherits the ability
to time-travel into his past.
Stars Domhnall Gleeson
and Rachel McAdams.
(S, D) (2013, 12)

10.10 The Conjuring

Horror. A husband-andwife team of paranormal


investigators strive to
exorcise a haunted house
in rural Rhode Island.
Stars Vera Farmiga.
(S, D) (2013, 15)

12.05am Here Comes the


Boom Sports comedy.
(S, D) (2012, 12)
1.55 V/H/S/2 Horror sequel.
(S, D) (2013, 18)
3.35 St Georges Day Thriller.
(S, D) (2012, 18)
5.30-7.15am Born to Race:
Fast Track ((2014, 12)

TCM

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Sky 317 Virgin 415/HD 416

Sky 321 Freesat 302 Virgin 424

Sky 185 Freesat 143

5.00am Tarzan and the


Huntress Adventure. (1946)
6.15 Gunsmoke 8.15 Tarzan
and the Huntress Jungle

5.00am The Plot to Kill Hitler


World War Two drama.
(1990) 7.00 After the Silence
Drama. (1996) 9.00 Dead by
Sunset 11.00 Pearl 1.00pm
Thou Shalt Not Kill Legal
drama. (1979) 3.00 Perfect
Murder, Perfect Town 5.00
The Cry 7.00 Within These
Walls Drama starring Laura
Dern and Ellen Burstyn.
(2001) 9.00 Remembrance
of Love Romantic drama
starring Kirk Douglas and
Pam Dawber. (1983) 11.00

adventure. (1947) 9.35

Tarzan and the Lost Safari


Adventure. (1957) 11.10 Fort
Dobbs Western adventure.
(1958) 12.50pm Gunsmoke
3.00 The Left-Handed Gun
Western. (1958) 4.55 Charro!
Western adventure. (1969)
6.50 I Died a Thousand
Times Crime drama starring
Jack Palance and Shelley
Winters. (1955) 9.00 Band of
Brothers 11.40 City Slickers
Comedy western. (1991).
1.40am The Girl 3.10-5.00am
City Slickers See 11.40pm.

The Women of Windsor


1.00am Borrowed Hearts
Romantic drama. (1997)
3.00-5.00am The Silence of
Adultery Drama. (1995)

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9.00am Hart to Hart: Harts in


High Season Crime drama.
(1996) 11.00 Robin and
Marian Medieval adventure.
(1976) 1.10pm The Perfect

Husband: The Laci Peterson


Story Fact-based thriller.
(2004) 3.00 Storm Cell Thriller
starring Mimi Rogers. (2008)
4.55 Radio Biopic. (2004)
7.10 Cave In Disaster movie
starring Mimi Rogers. (2003)
9.00 Certain Prey Action
thriller. Stars Mark Harmon.
(2011) 10.55 Nowhere to Run
Thriller starring Jean-Claude
Van Damme. (1993) 1.003.10am The Bang Bang Club
Fact-based drama. (2010)

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Sky 404 Virgin 504/HD 514

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Sky 413 Virgin 547/HD 549

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6.00am Sporting Rivalries


(HD) 7.00 Cricket: Best of
ICC WT20 (HD) 7.30 Cricket
Classics 8.00 Cricket (HD)
9.00 Sporting Rivalries (HD)
10.00 Cricket: Best of ICC
WT20 10.30 Cricket Classics
11.00 Sporting Rivalries (HD)
11.30 Cricket: Best of ICC
WT20 (HD) 12.30pm Cricket

6.00am Sporting Rivalries


7.00 Surf Unleashed (HD) 7.30
Sporting Greats (HD) 8.00
Tennis (HD) 9.00 Watersports
10.00 GAA Championship
Review 11.00 Racing News
(HD) 11.30 Surf Unleashed
12.00noon Tennis Day three
of the US Open. (HD)

6.00am Motocross (HD) 7.00


Golf 8.00 Golf 9.00 Motocross
(HD) 10.00 Racemax (HD)

Coverage of a One-Day
Cup quarter-nal match.

6.00am Good Morning Sports


Fans (HD) 9.00 Football (HD)
12.00noon Football 12.30pm
Footballs Greatest Players
1.00 Sky Sports Today 2.00
Football (HD) 5.30 Footballs
Greatest Players (HD)
6.00 News HQ at 6 (HD)
7.00 Football Highlights of
the Champions League
qualifying play-offs. (HD)

Surng highlights. (HD)

6.00am BTSi: Game of the


Week 6.30 World of Football
7.00 SportsHUB 7.15 Premier
League World 7.45 BTSi 8.45
Motorsport Tonight (HD) 9.45
BTSi: Last Week, This Week
10.00 SportsHUB 10.15 Baker
& Kellys VSPO (HD) 11.15
BTSP (HD) 11.45 SportsHUB
12.00noon Womens Football
12.30pm Premier League
World 1.00 Football (HD) 2.30
French Football (HD) 3.30
German Football (HD) 4.30
BTSP (HD) 5.00 Football (HD)
6.30 German Football (HD)
7.00 SportsHUB (HD)
7.30 Italian Football (HD)

6.00am Motorsport Tonight


7.00 Australian Rules Football
8.00 Classic Premier League
9.00 Football 9.30 BTSi: Global
Goals 10.00 MotoGP Classics
12.00noon MotoGP Tonight
1.00pm BTSP 1.30 Classic
Premier League 2.30 Road to
Rio 3.00 World Wide Sports
3.30 Triathlon 4.30 Classic
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12.00noon Judge Judy 3.00pm Cops
4.00 Unsolved Mysteries 5.00 Judge
Judy Back-to-back editions.
7.00 Cops Back-to-back editions.
9.00 I Survived Individuals who made
it through dangerous situations.
10.00 48 Hours: Mystery Exploring
real-life crimes and mysteries.
11.00 Cheaters Reality series.
12.00mt Unsolved Mysteries
1.00am Psychic Private Eyes
2.00 48 Hours: Mystery 3.00 Cheaters
3.50 Unsolved Mysteries 4.45 Rescue
Mediums 5.10-6.00am Judge Judy

7.55 Wycliffe Wild Oats: Crime

9.00 The Great Train


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6.00am Deal or No Deal 7.30 Golden
Balls 9.30 The Chase 10.30 Dales
Supermarket Sweep 11.00 Take Your
Pick 11.30 Strike ItRich 12.00noon
Catchphrase 1.00pm Cleverdicks
2.00 Pointless 3.00 Golden Balls 4.00
Total Wipeout 5.00 Fort Boyard 6.00
The Crystal Maze 7.00 The Chase
8.00 Bullseye 9.00 Darts: Sydney
Masters From the Hordern Pavilion
12.30am Whittle Double-bill.
1.30 Cleverdicks 2.30 Supermarket
Sweep 3.00 Take Your Pick 3.30 Total
Wipeout USA 4.30 Golden Balls
5.30-6.00am Going for Gold

7.00 Cycling Action from the


seventh stage of the Vuelta
a Espaa, a 169km journey
from Alhendin to Alcaudete.
attend an auction marathon.
8.30 Brandon gets the
chance to prove his worth.

9.00 fCasino Royale


James Bond spoof starring
David Niven. Agent 007
passes on his licence to kill
to his inept nephew. With
Peter Sellers and Woody
Allen. (1967, PG)

10.00 Blue Murder Steady


Eddie: Crime drama series.
Janine investigates when
a colleague is murdered.

11.40 fSpy Game Thriller.

11.35 Cracker One Day a


Lemming Will Fly: 2 of 2.
Fitz confronts his demons.
12.45 AM fThe Wings of the
Dove Period drama starring
Helena Bonham Carter.
(1997, 15)
2.30 Judge Judy Double-bill.

3.10 Nightscreen
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Minute Meals 8.00 Cupcake Wars
9.00 Anna Olson: Bake 10.00 Pioneer
Woman 11.00 Barefoot Contessa:
Back to Basics 12.00noon Unique
Sweets 1.00pm Barefoot Contessa
2.00 Jamies 15 Minute Meals 3.00
Nigella Bites 4.00 Amazing Wedding
Cakes 5.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and
Dives 6.00 Jamies 15 Minute Meals
7.00 Barefoot Contessa 8.00 Amazing
Wedding Cakes 9.00 Diners, Drive-Ins
and Dives 12.00mt Mystery Diners
1.00am Restaurant Stakeout 2.003.00am Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

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7.00 Hollyoaks Sinead and


Diane have a heart to heart.

7.30 Suburgatory US comedy


series. (S3, ep6 of 13)

8.00 Storage Wars The buyers 8.00 How I Met Your Mother

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6.00 AM Champions League


6.00 AM Switched
6.25 90210 (S2, ep9 of 22)
Hat-Trick Heroes
6.05 Cheers Double-bill.
7.10 Glee (S2, ep14 of 22)
6.50 The Professionals
8.00 Suburgatory (S1, ep4 of 22)
7.40 Police, Camera, Action!
8.30 Happy Endings (S1, ep2)
8.40 Kojak Cry for the Kids.
9.00 Melissa & Joey Double-bill.
9.40 Magnum, PI Jororo Farewell. 10.00 Charmed (S6, ep10 of 23)
10.40 The Sweeney Thin Ice.
11.00 Rude(ish) Tube
11.40 Alias Smith and Jones
12.00 NOON Hollyoaks
12.45 PM The Professionals
12.35 PM Rules of Engagement
1.50 Cycling Vuelta a Espaa.
1.00 How I Met Your Mother
2.50 Kojak Detective drama.
2.00 The Big Bang Theory
3.55 Magnum, PI
3.00 Melissa & Joey Double-bill.
4.55 The Sweeney
4.00 Rude(ish) Tube
5.55 Alias Smith and Jones The
5.00 How I Met Your Mother
duo breach their amnesty.
6.00 The Big Bang Theory

drama series. The detective


investigates the attempted
theft of a headless skeleton.

6.15am Digging for Britain


7.00 Flog It! 8.00 Bargain Hunt
9.00 Time Team 10.00 The
Spitre: Britains Flying Past
11.00 Secrets of War 12.00noon
The Man Who Discovered Egypt
1.00pm Cillas Unswung Sixties
2.00 Antiques Roadshow 3.00
Flog It! 4.00 Bargain Hunt 5.00
The Spitre: Britains Flying Past
6.00 Secrets of War 7.00 Time
Coverage of the offbeat event.
Team 8.00 David Attenboroughs
9.00 fLethal Weapon 4
Natural Curiosities New edition
Action thriller sequel. The maverick
8.30 Great British Railway
cop duo tangle with a gangster
Journeys 9.10 One Foot in the
from the Hong Kong underworld.
Grave 11.00 The Spitre: Britains
Stars Mel Gibson, Danny Glover
Flying Past 12.00mt Flog It!
and Jet Li. (1998, 15)
11.05 QI XL 12.05am Only Connect 1.00am Time Team 1.50 History
Cold Case 2.35-3.00am
12.45 100 Greatest Gadgets
Wainwright Walks: Coast to Coast
2.55-4.00am Storage Hunters

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between the death of a lm
fan and a directors suicide.

7.00am Radical Highs


7.10 Rocket City Rednecks 7.35
Storage Hunters 8.00 Top Gear
New edition Barenboim Conducts 9.00 Traffic Cops 10.00 Storage
Hunters Double-bill. 11.00 Top
the West East Divan Orchestra:
Gear 1.00pm Traffic Cops 2.00
The West-Eastern Divan Orchestra
Storage Hunters 3.00 Top Gear
perform Mozart and Ravel.
5.00 Traffic Cops 6.00 Top Gear
9.00 nBlondies New York
and the Making of Parallel Lines 7.00 Storage Hunters Double-bill.
8.00 Red Bull Soapbox Race
One-off documentary exploring
7.00pm World News Today
7.30 Friday Night at the Proms

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A CIA agent schemes to


free his former protg from
a Chinese prison. Stars
Robert Redford and Brad
Pitt. (2001, 15)
2.10 AM Cycling Seventh stage
of the Vuelta a Espaa.

3.00 Shopping 3.30 The Store


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8.00am Lovejoy 9.00 Bergerac


10.00 Casualty 11.00 The Bill
1.00pm Birds of a Feather 1.40
Whatever Happened to the Likely
Lads? 2.20 Birds of a Feather
3.00 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet 4.00
Bergerac 5.00 Lovejoy 6.20 Auf
Wiedersehen, Pet 7.20 Whatever
Happened to the Likely Lads?
8.00 New Tricks Buried Treasure:
Detective drama. Two different
people confess to the same murder.
9.00 Jonathan Creek The Wrestlers
Tomb: First episode of the mystery
series. Jonathan is enlisted to help
investigate the murder of a painter.
10.55 The Bill Police drama series.

11.55 Casualty 12.55am Lovejoy


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Shopping 8.00 Extreme Makeover
9.00 Homes Under the Hammer
10.00 Escape to the Country 3.00pm
A Place in the Sun: Home or Away
4.00 Escape to the Country 6.00 Homes
Under the Hammer 7.00 Escape to
the Country 8.00 Serious Crash Unit
New edition 9.00 Motorway Cops
10.00 I Survived Evil 11.00 Street
Hospital 12.00mt Motorway Cops
1.00am Cheaters 2.00 Shopping
4.00 Trinny & Susannahs Australian
Makeover Mission 5.35-6.00am
Northern Irelands Greatest Haunts

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8.30 Barney tries to reunite
his parents. (S9, ep9)

9.00 fDie Hard 4.0


Thriller. New York cop John
McClane goes on the trail
of a criminal mastermind
plotting a technological
terror attack on America.
Stars Bruce Willis and Justin
Long. (2007, 15)

11.40 Rude Tube Rude Zoo.


12.40 AM 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut
1.30 Noel Fieldings Luxury
Comedy 2: Tales from
Painted Hawaii Comedy.
2.05 The Ricky Gervais Show
2.35 The Cleveland Show
3.20 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut
4.00 Glee (S2, ep14 of 22)
4.40 to 6.00am Charmed

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10.00 Come Dine with Me
11.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent
1.00pm Sarah Beenys Selling
Houses 2.00 Gordon Ramsays
Home Cooking 2.30 Come Dine
with Me 5.00 Phil Spencer:
Secret Agent 6.00 Win It Cook It
6.30 Gordon Ramsays Home
Cooking 7.00 Double Your House
for Half the Money 8.00 Location,
Location, Location 9.00 Stammer
School: Musharaf Finds His Voice
10.00 Cutting Edge Star Paws.
11.05 Ramsays Hotel Hell
12.00mt Worst Place to Be a Pilot
1.00am 8 Out of 10 Cats Does
Countdown 2.00 The Last Leg
2.45 The Million Pound Drop
3.40-4.40am Come Dine with Me

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7.35 Total Fishing 9.00 Overhaulin
10.00 Toy Hunter 11.00 Wheeler Dealers
12.00noon A Car Is Born 1.00pm Garage
2.00 Challenge Tommy... 3.00 Mighty...
4.00 World War Two: The Complete
History 5.00 Toy Hunter Special
6.00 Overhaulin 7.00 Wheeler Dealers:
On the Road 8.00 Wheeler Dealers
9.00 I Am Steve McQueen 10.30 How
Its Made 11.00 How Do They Do It?
12.00mt FBI Files1.00am FBI Case
Files 2.00 World Speedway 3.00 New
Yankee Workshop 4.00 Vacation
Videos 5.00-6.00am Cash Cab US

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The sailor pits his wits against


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1.25 PM Four in a Bed Back-toback editions of the series.
4.10 Shipping Wars Documentary.

4.40 A Place in the Sun: Home or


Away Cotswolds and France.
5.45 Cornwall and France.

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AM Sunrise

Sun, Sea and A&E


6ixth Sense with Colin Fry
The Biggest Loser USA
Nothing to Declare Back-toback editions of the series.
NOON Airline USA
PM Charmed (S8, ep10)

60 Minute Makeover
Animal House Double-bill.
Childrens Hospital Double-bill

of the documentary series.


5.00 My Pet Shame Advice series.
6.00 Renters New editions Series
providing an insight into the
lives of property managers.

SKY1

6.00 AM The Real A&E


7.00 Dog Squad Double-bill.
8.00 Futurama Back-to-back
episodes of the animation.

10.00 Got to Dance Triple-bill.


2.30 PM The Simpsons
3.00 Modern Family Double-bill.
(S5, ep19) 3.30 (S5, ep20)
4.00 Futurama Double-bill. Bender
starts working at a factory.
4.30 Fry tries to save Earth
from invading brain spawn.
5.00 The Simpsons Animation.
5.30 Futurama Double-bill.

6.30 Got to Dance New edition


Double-bill. Davina McCall
hosts the live nal of the
dancing competition as the
remaining six hopefuls take
to the stage in front of the
judges for one last time.

6.50 Couples Come Dine with 7.00 Stargate Atlantis The team
investigates a drug developed
Me Three Birmingham couples
by desperate inhabitants on
a strange planet. (S1, ep7)

compete to host the best


dinner party and win 1,000.

8.00 fLetters to Juliet


Romantic comedy drama.
A writer nds a 50-year-old
letter and helps a heartbroken
woman track down the man
she loved. Stars Amanda
Seyfried and Gael Garca
Bernal. (2010, PG)

8.00 Stargate SG-1 1 of 2. A lm

documentary series offering


an insight into vehicle crime
and how it can be prevented.

10.00 Father Ted Dougal becomes 10.00 Road Wars Thames Valley
Police ofcers attempt to deal
with an armed robber who
is making a fast getaway.

Craggy Islands new milkman.


10.35 Dougal and Ted bump
into actor Richard Wilson.

11.05 Father Ted The hapless cleric

11.00 Revolution Charlie, Miles and

gets a golden opportunity.


11.40 The priest offends the
islands Chinese community.
12.15 AM Couples Come Dine
with Me See 6.50pm.
1.20 Grand Designs Brighton.

Nora unite with Aaron and


Maggie as they continue their
search for Danny. (S1, ep4)
12.00 MT Most Shocking
1.00 AM Road Wars Documentary.

2.25 Building the Dream


3.25 to 3.50am Gordon Ramsays
Home Cooking Party food.

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12.00noon fBadlands of
6.00am Fergie: The Downfall
Dakota Western drama starring
of a Princess 7.00 Little House
Robert Stack. (1941, U, b&w)
on the Prairie 8.00 The Waltons
1.35pm fAnzio World War Two
9.00 Highway to Heaven Fantasy.
drama starring Robert Mitchum and
10.00 Roots 11.00 The Waltons
12.00noon Little House on the Prairie Arthur Kennedy. (1967, PG)
4.00 NCIS 5.00 Diagnosis Murder
1.00pm fConvicted:
6.00 Law & Order 6.55 Access
A Mothers Story See 9.00pm.
3.00 Wallis and Edward 5.00 Guyana 7.00 NCIS Double-bill of the US crime
drama. (S5, ep10) 8.00 (S9, ep2)
Tragedy: The Story of Jim Jones
7.00 M*A*S*H Double-bill of the series. 9.00 Law & Order Green nds himself
investigated by Internal Affairs after
8.00 Highway to Heaven Fantasy.
he shoots a suspect. (S18, ep14)
9.00 fConvicted: A Mothers
Story Drama starring Ann Jillian, Kiel 10.00 fThe Devils Advocate
Thriller. A young lawyer takes a job
Martin and Gloria Loring. (1987, 15)
with a big New York law rm but
11.00 Sole Survivor 1 of 2. Thriller.
nds temptation at every turn. Stars
Stars Billy Zane and John C McGinley.
1.00-3.00am fThe Fixer Thriller Keanu Reeves. (1997, 18)
12.55am Access Showbiz news.
starring Jon Voight, Brenda Bakke
and Miguel Sandoval. (1997, 12) 1.00-3.00am SuperCasino Gaming.
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10.00am Home and Away 10.25
Neighbours 10.45 Home and Away
11.10 The Other Wife 12.35pm Neighbours
1.00 Shopping 4.00 Home and Away
4.25 Neighbours 4.45 Home and Away
5.10 The Other Wife 6.35 Neighbours
7.00 The Railway: First Great Western
8.00 Anatomy of a Murder 9.00 Celebrity
Big Brother 10.00 Suspects 11.00
Celebrity Big Brothers Bit on the Side
12.00mt Access 12.15am Shopping
3.00am Home and Away 3.25 Neighbours
3.45 Home and Away 4.10 The Other Wife
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1.00pm Gilmore Girls 2.00 Celebrity
Big Brother 3.00 Neighbours 3.25
Home and Away 4.00 Cowboy Builders
5.00 Police Interceptors 5.55 Access
6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away
New episode 7.00 Police Interceptors
Ofcers deal with a rowdy reveller
when things get out of hand on New
Years Eve in Lincoln city centre.
8.00 f2012 Disaster movie.
A writer attempts to save his family
in the face of a global cataclysm.
Stars John Cusack. (2009, 12)
11.10pm-12.00mt Worlds Scariest
Weather 2 of 4. Documentary series.

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6.00
7.00
8.00
9.00
10.00
11.00
12.00

AM Airline USA

Nothing to Declare
Inside Gatwick
RSPCA Animal Rescue
Motorway Patrol
UK Border Force
NOON CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation (S1, ep11)
1.00 PM Criminal Minds
3.00 CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation Double-bill
of the crime drama series.

5.00 Sun, Sea and A&E


6.00 Nothing to Declare Back-toback editions of the series
following the daily work of
customs ofcers in Australia.

7.00 Nothing to Declare


Further editions of the series
following the daily work of
customs ofcers in Australia.

8.20 Got to Dance New edition 8.00 Elementary A nancier

crew arrives to document


the life of SG-1, much to the
teams dismay. (S7, ep17)

9.00 Road Wars Double-bill of the

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Davina McCall reveals which


act has won this years
dancing competition.

9.00 nA League of
Their Own 1 of 8. Return
of the comedy quiz series
hosted by James Corden.

10.00 50 Ways to Kill Your


Mammy Baz Ashmawy
and his mother Nancy tackle
a bucket list of activities.

11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles A navy


intelligence commander
goes missing. (S2, ep19)
12.00 MT A thief plans to
steal a vase. (S2, ep20)
1.00 AM Brit Cops: Law & Disorder

2.00
3.00
4.00
5.00

Brit Cops: War on Crime


Road Wars
Stargate Atlantis
to 6.00am Airline USA

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6.00am Stargate SG-1 (S10, ep14)


7.00 Thirtysomething 8.00 Star Trek:
Enterprise 9.00 Without a Trace 10.00
Blue Bloods 11.00 House 1.00pm
Stargate SG-1 2.00 Without a Trace
3.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 4.00 House
6.00 Blue Bloods 7.00 Without a Trace
A captain is found dead on his yacht.
(S2, ep24) 8.00 Richard E Grants Hotel
Secrets The actor explores Berlin.
9.00 Blue Bloods A police ofcer is
killed during a robbery. (S4, ep1) 11.00
Silicon Valley Richard learns a former
girlfriend has been spreading rumours
about him. (S1, ep7) 11.35 Veep Selina
visits London to attend a reception for
the deputy prime minister. (S3, ep7)
12.10am The Wire 1.20 The Following
2.15 Curb Your Enthusiasm 2.50The
Sopranos 4.00 Thirtysomething
5.00-6.00am Star Trek: Enterprise

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6.00am The Encore Hour 12.00noon


The Ruth Rendell Mysteries 1.10pm
Peak Practice 2.10 Movies Now
2.25 Dandelion Dead 4.40 Upstairs,
Downstairs 5.50 The Ruth Rendell
Mysteries 6.55 Life Begins 8.00
At Home with the Braithwaites 9.00
DCI Banks Dry Bones That Dream:
1 of 2. An accountant is murdered
by a hit-man. 10.00 Eternal Law 11.05
Life Begins 12.05am Eternal Law 1.10
Band of Gold 2.10 At Home with the
Braithwaites 3.05 The Ruth Rendell
Mysteries 4.00-6.00am Encore Hour

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Location From Surrey.
10.00 Building the Dream
11.05 Gordon Ramsays Home
Cooking Street food dishes.
11.40 fThe 7th Voyage of
Sinbad Fantasy adventure.

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Lets get moving Davina


McCall hosts as the six nalists
try to impress in a spectacular
grand nal held at Earls Court.

is killed just hours after a


journalist exposed an illegal
pyramid scheme. (S2, ep11)

9.00 Elementary Sherlock


is reunited with Moriarty
following the abduction of
a wealthy man. (S2, ep12)

10.00 CSI: Miami Crime drama.


The team investigates the
assassination of a powerful
billionaire. (S10, ep12 of 19)

11.00 Sex and the City Double-bill.


(S3, ep9) 11.40 (S3, ep10)
12.15 AM Criminal Minds (S6, ep12)
1.10 Bones Double-bill.
(S5, ep4) 2.00 (S5, ep5)
3.00 CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation Double-bill.
(S1, ep4) 4.00 (S1, ep5)
5.00 to 6.00am Border Security:
Canadas Front Line

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Sky 1, 9.00pm
Top of the table In the return
of the quiz, host James Corden
welcomes Kevin Bridges, Frank
Lampard and Judy Murray.

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Triple-bill. (S9, eps13/14/15) 12.00mt
Sleepy Hollow Double-bill. 2.00am In
6.00am 2point4 Children 7.00 Bewitched Plain Sight 4.00-6.00am Sea Patrol
8.00 I Dream of Jeannie 9.00 Happy
Days 10.00 Harry Hills TV Burp
11.00 Last of the Summer Wine 11.40
Sky 520 Virgin 211/HD 212
Dinnerladies 1.00pm Bewitched 2.00
6.00am How Its Made 7.00 Deadliest
Happy Days 3.00 I Dream of Jeannie
Catch 8.00 Gold Rush 9.00 Auction
4.00 Open All Hours 6.00 Harry Hills
Hunters 10.00 Alaska: The Last Frontier
TV Burp 7.00 Dinnerladies Triple-bill
11.00 Marooned with Ed Stafford
of the comedy. 9.00 Little Britain 9.40
12.00noon Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm
Little Britain Abroad 11.00 Monty Python Dangerous Flights 2.00 Why Ancient
Live: One Down, Five to Go 2.00am
Egypt Fell 3.00 The First World War 4.00
Dinnerladies 2.30-3.00am Big Train
Airplane Repo 5.00 Bear Grylls: Born
Survivor 6.00 Wheeler Dealers 7.00 Fast
N Loud 8.00 Auction Hunters: Pawn
Sky 109 Virgin 124/HD 191
Shop Edition Double-bill of the series:
6.15am Total Wipeout USA 7.00 Primeval Ton and Allen get into a bidding war;
8.00 Doctor Who 9.00 The Bill 11.00
and Allen Haff and Ton Jones meet
Covert Affairs (S3, ep10) 12.00noon
a former NFL player. 9.00 Storage
Who Do You Think You Are? USA 1.00pm Wars Canada New editions 10.00 Thrift
MasterChef Australia: All Stars 2.00
Hunters New edition 11.00 Airplane
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 3.00 Repo 12.00mt Storage Wars Canada
Betty Whites Off Their Rockers 4.00
1.00am Thrift Hunters 2.00 Auction
Beverly Hills Pawn 5.00 Primeval 6.00
Hunters 3.00 Storage Wars Canada 3.50
Doctor Who 7.00 Betty Whites Off Their Thrift Hunters 4.40 American Chopper
Rockers New episodes Double-bill of 5.30-6.00am How Do They Do It?
the comedy series. 8.00 Border Patrol
New edition Double-bill. 9.00 Traffic
Cops 11.00 Motorway Cops 12.20am
Sky 132 Virgin 130
Border Patrol 1.20 Real Rescues
7.10am Maisie Raine 8.00 Murdoch
2.05-3.00am Total Wipeout USA
Mysteries 10.00 Maisie Raine 11.00
Sue Thomas FB Eye 12.00noon Murdoch
Mysteries 1.00pm Castle 2.00 Body
Sky 113 Virgin 137
of Proof 3.00 Sue Thomas FB Eye
6.00am Lie to Me 8.00 Quincy ME 9.00 4.00 Murdoch Mysteries 5.00 Castle
Sea Patrol 11.00 NCIS 2.00pm In Plain
6.00 Body of Proof 7.00 The Protector
Sight 4.00 Law & Order Double-bill
8.00 Rizzoli & Isles 9.00 New Tricks
6.00 NCIS Triple-bill of the US crime
10.10 Taggart 11.10 Murdoch Mysteries
drama series. (S4, eps13/14/15)
2.10-4.00am Republic of Doyle
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11.00am Hobsons Choice


Comedy. Stars John Mills.
(S) (1953, U, b&w)
1.10pm The Rugrats Movie
Animated comedy with
the voice of Elizabeth
Daily. (S) (1998, U)
2.45 The Lavender Hill Mob
Comedy starring Stanley
Holloway, Alec Guinness
and Sidney James. (S)
(1951, U, b&w)
4.25 Toys Comedy. Stars the
late Robin Williams, Joan
Cusack, Michael Gambon
and Donald OConnor.
(S) (1992, PG)

6.00am Decoding Annie


Parker See 6.15pm.
7.45 Baggage Claim See
2.45pm. 9.30 Magic Magic
See 11.30pm. 11.15 Violet
& Daisy See 9.45pm.
1.00pm The Last Keepers
Fantasy. (S, D) (2013, 12)
2.45 Baggage Claim
Romantic comedy.
(S, D) (2013, 12)
4.30 Gravity See 8.00pm.
6.15 Decoding Annie Parker
Fact-based
drama starring Samantha
Morton and Helen Hunt.
(S, D) (2013, 15)

6.00am The Hot Flashes


Comedy starring Brooke
Shields. (2013, 15)
7.45 Notting Hill As 5.50pm.
9.50 The Man See 11.35pm.
11.15 This Is the End See
8.00pm. 1.05pm Ali G
Indahouse See 10.00pm.
2.35 Nacho Libre Comedy.
(D) (2006, 12)
4.10 Napoleon Dynamite
Comedy. Stars Jon Heder.
(S) (2004, PG)
5.50 Notting Hill Romantic
comedy starring Hugh
Grant and Julia Roberts.
(S, D) (1999, 15)

6.00am Excalibur Medieval


drama. (1981, 15)
8.30 Dantes Peak Disaster
movie. (1997, 12)
10.25 The Peacemaker
Thriller starring George
Clooney. (1997, 15)
12.35pm Assault on
Precinct 13 Action thriller
starring Ethan Hawke.
(S, D) (2004, 15)
2.35 A Good Day to Die Hard
See 9.00pm.
4.20 Batman Begins Comicbook action thriller. Stars
Christian Bale. (S, D)
(2005, 12)

6.00am Antz See 3.00pm.


7.30 Madagascar 3: Europes
Most Wanted See 4.30pm.
9.10 Matilda See 6.10pm.
10.55 Jurassic Park See
9.45pm. 1.10pm Despicable
Me 2 See 8.00pm.
3.00 Antz Animation. (S, D)
(1998, PG)
4.30 Madagascar 3:
Animated sequel. (S, D)
(2012, PG)
6.10 Matilda Childrens
fantasy starring Danny
DeVito and Rhea Perlman.
(S, D) (1996, PG)

6.00am Giant Melodrama.


(S) (1956, PG)
9.20 Under the Tuscan Sun
Drama. (2003, 12)
11.20 Gorillas in the Mist
Fact-based drama.
Stars Sigourney Weaver.
(S, D) (1988, 12)
1.35pm Sleepless in Seattle
See 8.00pm.
3.25 Lincoln Biopic starring
Daniel Day-Lewis. (S, D)
(2012, 12)
6.05 Forces of Nature
Romantic comedy. Stars
Sandra Bullock and Ben
Afeck. (1999, 12)

6.55 Night at the

8.00 Gravity

8.00 This Is the End

6.50 The Day After

8.00 Despicable Me 2

8.00 Sleepless in

Museum 2 Fantasy
sequel. A security guard
tries to stop an Egyptian
pharaoh from taking
over the world. Stars Ben
Stiller and Amy Adams.
(S) (2009, PG)

9.00 Along Came a

Spider Detective thriller.

Sci- thriller. A novice


astronaut becomes
stranded in space during
her rst Nasa mission.
Stars Sandra Bullock and
George Clooney. (S, D)
(2013, 12)

9.45 Violet & Daisy

pCrime caper.

A forensic psychologist
searches for a senators
daughter who has been
kidnapped. Stars Morgan
Freeman. (2001, 15)

Two teenage assassins


are forced to befriend
their latest target. Stars
Saoirse Ronan and Alexis
Bledel. (S) (2011, 15)

11.05 Police Story 3: Supercop


Adventure starring Jackie
Chan. (1992, 15)
12.55am Tucker & Dale vs Evil
Comedy horror. Stars Tyler
Labine. (2011, 15)
2.35-4.00am The Exiles
Drama. Stars Homer Nish.
(S) (1961, 12, b&w)

11.30 Magic Magic


Thriller starring
Juno Temple and Michael
Cera. (S) (2013, 15)
1.15am Cabin Fever: Patient
Zero Horror prequel.
(S, D) (2014, 18)
3.00-4.45am The Last
Keepers See 1.00pm.

Comedy. A group of movie


stars gather for a party,
only to be faced with the
apocalypse. Stars James
Franco and Jonah Hill.
(S, D) (2013, 15)

Tomorrow Disaster

Comedy. The Staines


teenager gets elected to
parliament thanks to a
scheming politicians plot.
Stars Sacha Baron Cohen
and Michael Gambon.
(S, D) (2002, 15)

9.00 A Good Day to

10.00 Ali G Indahouse

11.35 The Man Comedy.


Stars Samuel L Jackson.
(S, D) (2005, 12)
1.05am Boat Trip Comedy.
(S, D) (2002, 15)
2.45 Caddyshack Comedy.
(S, D) (1980, 15)
4.25-6.05am Napoleon
Dynamite See 4.10pm.

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TV Radio

Die Hard Action thriller.


Cop John McClane travels
to Moscow to help his CIA
agent son take on Russian
gangsters. Stars Bruce
Willis. (S) (2013, 15)

10.45 Batman Begins


See 4.20pm.
1.10am Crank Action thriller.
(S, D) (2006, 18)
2.45 Ghosts of Mars Thriller.
(S, D) (2001, 15)
4.30-4.30am Sam Churchill:

Search for a Homeless


Man (S) (1997, PG)

Animated comedy sequel.


A reformed super-villain
helps a secret agent in
capturing one of his fellow
evil geniuses. Featuring
the voice of Steve Carell.
(S, D) (2013, U)

9.45 Jurassic Park

Thriller. A billionaire
creates a leisure park
populated by genetically
engineered dinosaurs.
Stars Sam Neill. (S, D)
(1993, PG)

12.00mt Nutty Professor II:


The Klumps Comedy
sequel. (2000, 12)
1.55am Miracle Drama.
(S, D) (2004, PG)
4.15-6.00am The Lost

Medallion: Adventures
of Billy Stone Adventure.
(S, D) (2013, PG)

CBBC

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comedy. A boy attempts


to nd his widowed father
a new wife via a radio
phone-in show. Stars Tom
Hanks and Meg Ryan. (S)
(1993, PG)

10.00 Shirley Valentine


Romantic comedy.
A bored housewife nds
sun, wine and love in
Greece. Stars Pauline
Collins and Tom Conti.
(S, D) (1989, 15)

12.00mt Dangerous Minds


Drama starring Michelle
Pfeiffer. (1995, 15)
1.50am Victim Crime thriller
starring Ashley Madekwe.
(S, D) (2011, 15)
4.00-5.40am Paradise:
Hawaiian Style Musical
comedy. (S) (1966, U)

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1.00 Raa Raa 1.10 Numtums 1.15 Get Well
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Soon 1.30 Big Barn Farm 1.45 Something
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Special: Were All Friends 2.05 Little
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Charley
Bear 2.10 Show Me Show Me
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2.35 Mr Blooms Nursery 2.55 Dipdap
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Out? 2.30 All Over the Place: USA 3.00
Abney & Teal 6.00 64 Zoo Lane 6.10
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Life, Art and Love. 9.45-10.00 (LW) Act of Worship. 10.00 News; Womans Hour.
11.00 News; Lives in a Landscape. 11.30 My Teenage Diary. 12.00noon News;
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Archers. 2.15 Afternoon Drama: Brief Lives. 3.00 News; Gardeners Question
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Any Questions? 8.50 A Point of View. 9.00 News; Home Front; Weather. 10.00
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RADIO 5 LIVE FREEVIEW 705 Sky 0105 Virgin 905 Freesat 705
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movie. A climate expert


sets out to rescue his son
after a global super storm
triggers a new ice age.
Stars Jake Gyllenhaal.
(S, D) (2004, 12)

Europes Most Wanted

Sky 310 Virgin 410/HD 440

SKY SPORTS 1
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6.00am Football Gold (HD)


6.30 One2Eleven (HD) 7.00
WWE: Raw (HD) 9.00 Game
Changers (HD) 10.00 Football
Gold 10.30 One2Eleven (HD)
11.00 The Fantasy Football
Club 11.30 Best of Soccer AM
12.30pm Footballs Greatest
Teams (HD) 1.30 The Fantasy
Football Club 2.00 Rise as
One 3.00 Footballs Greatest
Teams (HD) 3.30 Premiership
Years 5.30 Football Gold
6.00 One2Eleven (HD) 6.30
The Fantasy Football Club

7.30 Rugby League

Leeds Rhinos v
St Helens. Coverage of
tonights Super League
match from Headingley,
kick-off 8.00pm. (HD)

10.15 The Fantasy

Football Club (HD)

11.15 Premier League

Preview A look ahead to


the weekends action. (HD)
11.45 Football Gold (HD)
12.00mt Rugby League (HD)
1.00am Premiership Years
3.00 Premier League Legends
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6.00am Aladdin As 12.05pm.


7.35 Aladdin and the King
of Thieves Animation.
(S, D) (1996, U)
9.05 Tinker Bell and the

7.05am Bad Company See


3.10pm. 9.35 Derailed See
7.05pm. 11.35 96 Minutes
Crime thriller. (2011) 1.25pm
Runner Runner See 9.00pm.
3.10 Bad Company Thriller.
(2002) 5.20 Brake Thriller.
(2012) 7.05 Derailed Thriller
starring Jennifer Aniston
and Clive Owen. (2005)
9.00 Runner Runner Crime
thriller starring Justin
Timberlake. (2013) 10.35
Training Day Crime thriller
starring Denzel Washington.
(2001) 12.40am Basic Instinct
Thriller. (1992) 2.50 Out of
Sight Comedy thriller. (1998)
5.00-6.40am Angel Flight
Down Adventure. (1996)

6.00am Harsh Times See


8.00pm. 8.05 Untouchable
French comedy drama.
Subtitled. (2011) 10.05 Whos

6.00am El Dorado Western.


(1966) 8.10 Mr Deeds See
6.10pm. 10.05 Anastasia
Historical drama. (1956)
12.05pm Kindergarten Cop
See 8.00pm. 2.05 xXx
See 10.00pm. 4.15 xXx2:
The Next Level Thriller
sequel. (2005) 6.10 Mr Deeds
Comedy remake starring
Adam Sandler. (2002)
8.00 Kindergarten Cop
Comedy thriller starring
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
(1990) 10.00 xXx Adventure
starring Vin Diesel. (2002)
12.10am xXx2: The Next Level
Thriller sequel. 2.00 Christine
Horror. (1983) 4.00-6.00am
Anastasia See 10.05am.

Great Fairy Rescue

(S, D) (2010, U)
10.30 Toy Story See 6.30pm.
12.05pm Aladdin Animation.
(S) (1992, U)
1.45 Ice Princess Drama.
(S, D) (2004, U)
3.35 Dumbo Animation.
(S) (1941, U)
4.50 Old Dogs Family
comedy starring John
Travolta. (S) (2009, PG)

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6.40am Big Trouble in Little


China 8.30 The Mummy
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7.15am

1.00pm Elysium See 9.00pm.


3.00 The Borderlands
5.00 Big Trouble in
Little China

Mrs Doubtre
9.25 World War Z As 8.00pm.
11.30 Skyfall See 10.05pm.
1.55pm Stand Up Guys
3.40 Chasing
Mavericks
5.50 Mrs Doubtre

6.50 The Mummy Action

8.00 World War Z Action

Western comedy set in


the 1860s. A lawyer joins
forces with a mysterious
Native American fugitive
to bring his brothers killer
to justice. Stars Johnny
Depp. (S) (2013, 12)

adventure. A dashing
American and an English
librarian unwittingly revive
an evil high priest. Stars
Brendan Fraser, Rachel
Weisz and John Hannah.
(S, D) (1999, 15)
9.00 Elysium Sci- thriller.
A man living in poverty
ghts to gain access to a
space station inhabited by
a wealthy elite. Stars Matt
Damon and Jodie Foster.
(S, D) (2013, 15)

thriller. A UN investigator
attempts to stop a zombie
virus that is overwhelming
the world. Stars Brad Pitt,
Mireille Enos and Daniella
Kertesz. (2013, 15)
10.05 Skyfall James Bond
thriller. Agent 007 hunts
the criminal mastermind
behind a terrorist attack
on MI6. Stars Daniel
Craig, Javier Bardem, Judi
Dench and Ralph Fiennes.
(S, D) (2012, 12)

10.35 George of the Jungle


(S, D) (1997, U)
12.15am Treasure Island
(S) (1950, U)
2.00 Heavyweights Comedy.
(S) (1994, PG)
3.50-5.45am Son of Flubber
Fantasy comedy sequel.
(S) (1963, U, b&w)

11.00 The Borderlands


Horror starring Gordon
Kennedy. (2013, 15)
12.45am Pet Sematary
Horror. (1989, 18)
2.35 Pet Sematary II Horror
sequel. (1992, 18)
4.25-6.00am Ice Sci- thriller.
(S, D) (1998, 12)

12.30am Mama Horror thriller


starring Jessica Chastain.
(S, D) (2013, 15)
2.20 First Night Romantic
comedy starring Richard
E Grant. (2010, 15)
4.25-6.30am Chasing
Mavericks Fact-based
drama. (2012, PG)

6.30 Toy Story Animated


childrens adventure. Two
rival toys compete for the
affection of their owner.
Featuring the voices of
Tom Hanks and Tim Allen.
(S) (1995, PG)

8.00 The Lone Ranger

Mummy Returns

Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Drama. (1966) 12.25pm


Cape Fear Thriller. (1962)
2.25 Grosse Pointe Blank
See 10.00pm. 4.25 Bonnie
and Clyde Gangster thriller.
(1967) 6.25 Sound of My
Voice Thriller. (2011) 8.00
Harsh Times Thriller. (2005)
10.00 Grosse Pointe Blank
Comedy thriller. (1997)
11.55 American History X
Crime drama. (1998) 2.00am
Eddie Murphy Raw Comedy.
(1987) 3.35-6.00am Bonnie
and Clyde See 4.25pm.

TCM

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5.00am I Died a Thousand


Times Crime drama. (1955)
6.55 Gunsmoke 9.05 Charro!
Western. (1969) 10.55 The
Left-Handed Gun Western
adventure. (1958) 12.50pm
Gunsmoke 3.00 Good Day
For A Hanging Western.
(1958) 4.40 Bad Men of
Tombstone Western. (1949)
6.10 The Oklahoman Western
starring Joel McCrea. (1956)
7.45 Navy Bound Boxing
drama starring Tom Neal.
(1951) 9.00 Band of Brothers
Double-bill. 11.30 McQ
Crime thriller. (1974) 1.35am
Timecode Drama. (2000)
3.15-5.00am The Very Best

5.00am Dummy (1979) 7.00


And Never Let Her Go 1 of 2.
Crime drama. 9.00 Sleeping
with the Devil Drama. (1997)
11.00 Pearl 3 of 3. Fact-based
drama. 1.00pm Behind the

of The Ed Sullivan Show

Camera: The Unauthorised


Story of Mork & Mindy See
9.00pm. 3.00 Kingsh Factbased drama. (1995) 5.00
The Cry 2 of 2. Drama. 7.00
Three Wise Women Drama.
(2010) 9.00 Behind the

Camera: The Unauthorised


Story of Mork & Mindy
Fact-based drama. (2005)
11.00 Find Me Guilty (2006)
1.00am The Children Nobody
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Runaway Father (1991)

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drama. 11.00 Passions
Drama. (1984) 1.00pm The
Grace Kelly Story Biopic.
(1983) 3.00 To Find My Son
Drama. (1980) 5.00 Once
Upon a Spy Comedy thriller.
(1980) 7.05 Descent Sci-
drama starring Luke Perry.
(2005) 9.00 The Seventh
Sign Supernatural mystery
starring Demi Moore. (1988)
10.55 The Craft Horror. Stars
Robin Tunney. (1996) 1.00am
Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry

Thriller. (1974) 3.00-5.00am

Ike: Countdown to D-Day


Wartime drama. (2004)

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Golf 8.00 Sports Unlimited
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6.00am Good Morning 9.00


Footballs Greatest Players
9.30 Footballs Greatest
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6.00am World Wide Sports


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French Football 7.30 French
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10.30 UFC Countdown 177
11.30 UFC: Ultimate Insider
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3.00 Road to Rio (HD) 3.30
World Wide Sports 4.004.30am World of Athletics

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7.00 Australias Best

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9.00 Englands Best

6.00am Sporting Rivalries


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8.30 Rugby Union

Ashes Days Day ve of


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The ITM Cup match from


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10.30 Tennis ATP Tour. (HD)

Ashes Days Day four of

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12.00mt WWE: Late

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1.00am Cricket: Best of

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2.00 Englands Best

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3.00-6.00am Englands
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11.00 Racing News

11.30 Surf Unleashed

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12.00noon Tennis US Open


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1.00pm WWE: Raw

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3.00 Tennis Yesterdays

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4.00 Tennis

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Aries

Taurus

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animals! The cash parents waste
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