Horticultural Crops Break Out of

Greenhouses; Rogue Plants

Spreading across the Planet
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EPA Official says the Atmosphere was Ripe for a Breakout

Just as President Obama and White House officials began

searching for a carbon neutral way to transport the
President to December’s Global Warming summit in
Copenhagen, Miami Police, USDA plant scientists, and four
State Governors, announced that thirty four different
horticultural and vegetable crops have escaped from their
glass enclosed Greenhouse nurseries and have been seen
rapidly spreading across the landscapes of the earth. In
Florida, Ornamental flowers, once confined to Dade
County Greenhouses have been reported, by eyewitnesses
and ranchers spreading their alluring stems and
overexcited pollen, across the Everglades, up the
Kissimmee river, and overrun Orlando parking lots.

Disney officials quickly announced that the weary search

for a Disney World parking space would be converted into
an exciting Adventure-land’s safari ride. Dutch Officials
reported tulips had broken out of Leiden City
Greenhouses, flooded that country’s lowlands with multi-
colored politically correct bulbs, and have left millions of
Northern Europeans tiptoeing, on millions of Tiny Tim-like-
Toe Tips, to work, to school, and to ballet training centers;
which have been expanding rapidly throughout Holland
and the rest of Northern Europe. And, according to
witnesses in California, in Sacramento, millions of Brussels
Sprout, Snap Bean, and Chinese Flowering Broccoli,
plants, after overpowering their “earth box planters”,
broke free of their Greenhouse temperature controls , and
invaded thousands of acres of pristine deserts and
mountain sides. Cash Strapped Governor and budget
beam balancing gymnast, Arnold Schwarzenegger,
proposed paying State Employees in tulip pollen and
green leafy vegetable allotments and pleaded with State
residents to “get in touch” and “act out “their “true inner
feelings” about broccoli, particularly when inside the
boundaries of a State or National Park.

USDA soil scientist Dr. Harrison McDowell, known as Dr.

“Dug” provided his analysis of the outbreak of wild Green-
House plants to the Grassroots Organization “Grassroot
Growers and Organizers”:

“ With a billion new people in the world all stomping their

own unique carbon footprints into the earth’s soil, it is
not surprising that greenhouse plants have fallen in love
with the natural ground of the earth and proliferated like
outdoor rabbits and indoor termites.”

EPA atmospheric Scientist Dr. Hsiao Muzhu Lo, known as

“Professor Mu Shi Soot” offered another view of the
Green House plant breakout to a lunch gathering of the
“Unnatural Gas Producers and Transmitters Association”:

” USDA, once again, has its researched its head into the
ground. Cleary it is the spread of greenhouse gases into
the upper atmosphere that has created the perfect storm
free, gas like atmospheric mixtures, which has allowed
greenhouse plants to rapidly spread and thrive in the
open air of the earth.”

The Mexican Minster of Air, Soil, Sun, and Shade, Dr.

Jaimse-Son, Mudola, also known as Professor, “Little Tie
and Big Tan” told reporters at his Snap Beans, and
Flowering Chinese Broccoli covered estate, that the two
squabbling American scientists were each entitled to their
own facts. And he boasted that he was “Texas Style
Raring to Go” to Copenhagen and sign a Cap and Shade
agreement, which he said, if passed by world ministers,
would allow Mexico to triple its annual production of 24
inch sombrero brim hats. Dr. Mudola also indicated that
the Mexican Government planned to utilize millions of
factory leaked carbon footprints, as fertilizers, to grow,
for export and Chinese New Year’s Celebrations
worldwide, outdoor greenhouse crops such as Snapping
Beans and Flowering Chinese Broccoli.

Holland’s Chancellor of Environmental Scientific Affairs

and Debate Gas Emissions Dr. Hecksen Mudmeyer told the
newly formed “Dutch Tipped Toe Shoe Designer and
Manufacturers Association” that it appeared to him that
international “language translation issues and
misunderstandings” could seriously influence the
Copenhagen agenda to the extent, that the summit ran
the risk of increasing “world laughing gas emissions”
nineteen fold. And he said the summit’s main priority
should be to rein in the wild proliferating mobs of ex-
green house tulips, which threatened to overrun the
peaceful and law abiding agricultural cropland of the
European Union and create a speculative tulip price anti-
bubble which would “send tulip prices through the
basement floor and perhaps into the soils of the earth
itself.”

The Chinese, Secretariat of Atmospheric Discipline and

Outdoor Tai Chi Breathing, Dr. Huo Mu Mei Su Li,, also
known as Dr. “Don’t hold your Breath” told reporters for
the Australian Press that he disagreed with the statement
by Holland’s “Enveimeinu Science Affair China-seller”, and
did not think “language transition tissue” would “in-
fatulence the Copenhagen aging data” and he said he was
looking forward to signing the “captain trade” agreement,
provided Chinese ships would be allowed to ship Snapping
Beans and Flowered Chinese Broccoli to California State
Banks.

Meanwhile Disney World, bowing to changing world

realities, and fantasies, announced plans to flood its
“Future World” theme park with six feet of carbonated
water and convert its stock of Jungle safari “hunt and
park” lots into an open air Greenhouse nursery.

In response to pre-Copenhagen misunderstandings, the

Obama White House was said to be looking for four
hundred language translators who could explain the
“nuances” and “temperature readings” of green house
emission proposals to officials, worldwide, in the language
“they are most familiar with”, such as: “the language an
official uses, when he or she, touches a hot stove”.

As the greenhouse vegetables continued to invade

hillsides, deserts, and even the State’s fiercely
independent “hemp farms”, California employees
protested the Governor’s plan to pay them in tulip pollen
and vegetable allotments and threatened to go on work
strike, if beef, pork, and dairy products, were not
incorporated into their paychecks and vacation benefits.

In response to the continued spread of escaped green

house plants President Obama announced plans, from the
new White House Broccoli Flower Garden, to hire sixteen
thousand police officers, and forty thousand vegetable
pickers, to “round up the illegal Greenhouse escapees”,
haul them back to their Greenhouses, and bring justice
and order to “the chlorophyll societies of this earth”.
The Mexican Minster of Air, Soil, Sun, and Shade, Dr.
Jaime, Mudola, sent the Obama White House a Western
Union tele-statement, saying Mexico was ready and
willing to supply the United States with the “six tiny
thousand police office warmers” and “forty thousand
vege-label packers” to round up the hot stoves, which, he
agreed, had burnt up Obama’s famous touch with the
English language and had damaged chances for a future
Copin-Hagglin, Cap and Shade agreement.”

Holland’s Chancellor of Environmental Scientific Affairs

and Debate Gas Emissions Dr. Hecksen Mudmeyer told the
newly formed “Save the Wooden Shoe-Print from Tree
Hugging Carbonists Association” that, he believed, global
language issues and “misunderstood carbon warming
intentions”, had gotten even worse since he made his
previous statement on the matter. However, the
Chancellor said he agreed with President Obama that it
was important for environmental officials and leaders
around the world to “keep moving the debate gas
forward” and be prepared to cap any country’s Global
warming proposals and trade it for proposals from other
countries.

He did warn however that Copenhagen’s production of

“English language Environmental Declarations” may
produce high concentrations of groan-hiss grammar
omissions.

As the summit drew closer President Obama tried to

downplay expectations for a “coherent” international
declaration on Global Warming or the recent Greenhouse
Vegetable Invasion of the earth’s surface and California’s
monetary system.
When questioned about his transportation options to
Copenhagen, the President told reporters, that his staff
had presented him with only two Carbon neutral travel
options to Copenhagen’s Global warming summit:

--telecommute to Copenhagen from Harrison Mcdowell’s

USDA office by using the soil extension service’s state of
the art “Wi-fi a Earth Worm” information exchange
system/

Or:

--spend five days hitching a ride on a Captain Trading

ship carrying “Chinese flowering broccoli”, while working
four hours each day filtering the ship’s vegetable gas,
emissions, through a 24 inch brim Mexican sombrero.

The President, reported to be further deliberating over his

Copenhagen travel options, told reporters that “not ever
eating again” is not the appropriate way to express one’s
true inner feeling about Flowering Chinese broccoli, even
if you are in California, weight loss clinic.