I'm glad I'm not bisexual.

I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as

women. (Anonymous)
Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass. (Anonymous)
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids.
(Anonymous)
Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips. (Anonymous)
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better
have a good hand. (Woody Allen)
Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!
(Anonymous)
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. (Anonymous)
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL. (Lynn Lavner)
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
(Sharon Stone)
When the lights are out, all women are beautiful. (Anonymous)
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are
unimportant. (Henry Miller)
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. (Sophia
Loren)
Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body
part. (Aimee Mullins)
Any piece of clothing can be sexy, with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
(Anonymous)
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. (Billy Crystal)
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. (George Burns)
Life is a sexually transmitted disease. (R. D. Laing)
I know love and lust don't always keep the same company. (Stephenie Meyer)
I know nothing about sex because I was always married. (Zsa Zsa Gabor)
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact. (Marlene
Dietrich)
But seduction isn�t making someone do what they don�t want to do. Seduction is
enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already. (Waiter Rant)
A good photographer can make you look incredible, even when you're not feeling
very sexy. (Cindy Margolis)
All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of
like what's sexy or cool or tough. (Angelina Jolie)
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do
it? (Bette Midler)
Chastity is curable, if detected early. (Woody Allen)
It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be. (Brigitte
Bardot)

"I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box."
-- Betty Davis

"There's nothing wrong with my tits but I don't go around throwing them in
people's faces."
-- Joan Crawford

"Is not a kiss the very autograph of love?"

-- Henry Finck

"A hard man is good to find."

-- Mae West

"The score never interested me, only the game."

-- Mae West
"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that
guaranteed we wouldn't get laid!"
-- Denis Leary

"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
-- Gypsy Rose Lee

"How much has to be explored and discarded before reaching the naked flesh of
feeling."
-- Claud Debussy

"The beauty seen is partly in him who sees it."

-- Unknown

"I'll come up and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without
me."
-- Tallulah Bankhead

"I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them."

-- Mae West

"Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy."

-- Groucho Marx

"The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off."

-- Jean Cocteau

"Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire."

-- George Bernard Shaw

"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant
fountains lie."
-- William Shakespeare

"Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin, it's the triumphant twang of a
bedspring."
-- S. J. Perlman

"It's better to be looked over than overlooked."

-- Mae West

"Look your best--who said love is blind?"

-- Mae West

"Power is the great aphrodisiac."

-- Henry Kissinger

"Good sex is like good Bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have
a good hand."
-- Mae West

"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun."
-- Katharine Hepburn

"I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit."

-- Mae West
"Don't keep a man guessing too long he's sure to find the answer somewhere else."
-- Mae West

"If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."

-- Woody Allen

"As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying,
"Relax... you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, " but
another kept reminding me, 'Howard, you are a veterinarian.'"
-- Dick Wilson

"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some
pretty good questions."
-- Woody Allen

"As selfishness and complaint pervert and cloud the mind, so sex with its joy
clears and sharpens the vision."
-- Helen Keller, My Religion, 1927.

"Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact."

-- Marlene Dietrich

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are
unimportant."
-- Henry Miller

"Fifty percent of the women in this country are not having orgasms. If that were
true of the male population, it would be declared a national emergency."
-- Margo St. James

"There are two types of women: those who want power in the world, and those who
want power in the bedroom."
-- Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

"The omnipresent process of sex, as it is woven into the whole texture of our
man's or woman's body, is the pattern of all the process of our life."
-- Havelock Ellis

"I don't see much of Alfred anymore since he got so interested in sex."
-- Mrs. Alfred Kinsey

"The nice thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it."
-- Truman Capote

"I'm a practicing heterosexual, but bisexuality immediately doubles your chances

for a date on Saturday night."
-- Woody Allen

"Love is the answer; but while your waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty
good questions."
-- Woody Allen

"Losing my virginity was a career move."

-- Madonna

"Sex is the poor man's polo."

-- Clifford Odets
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."
-- P.J. O'Rourke

"I have lived and slept in the same bed with English countesses and Prussian farm
women... no woman has excited passions among women more than I have."
-- Florence Nightingale

"Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love."

-- Woody Allen

"Love is a severe mental disorder."

-- Plato

Love doesn�t make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
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The best feelings are those that have no words to describe them...." - Michelle
Hammersley Naughty Sexy Sayings

If you were my homework i'd do you everyday in every possible way.

The hottest love has the coldest end.

We lie in each other's arms eyes shut and fingers open and all the colors of the
world pass through our bodies like strings of fire." - Marge Piercy

You being in my arms, heart by heart feels like our love would never end.
Valentin Gonzalez

Without love our life is a ship without a rudder like a body without a soul

Love is a flint that sparks a flame that will either flicker and burn out or
continue with a warming glow

You're nothing short of my everything - Ralph Block

Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position

It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the
trouble in the garden of eden.

I would just love once to be called sexy. Just because it would make me something
other than cute.

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Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant
fountains lie.