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Where is he?
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You're gonna be in big
trouble when I find you.
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Honey, come out right now,
wherever you are. This is not funny.
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House S03E02
Cane and Able
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Where's the sweat and the B.O.?
34
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You've taken such pride
in bathing us all in your musk.
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- Showered at home.
- And yet you're earlier than usual.
36
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Is this an intervention?
37
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It's a little late,
since I'm not using drugs anymore.
38
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I am, however, still hooked on phonics.
39
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If you did your morning run and showered
at home, you'd be later than usual.
40
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Thought of you in the shower.
41
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How's your leg?
42
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You seem to be favoring your left side.
43
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I was hanging down my
right pant leg yesterday.
44
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- Makes all the difference in the world.
- You've taken the stairs every day.
45
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- Did I need a restraining order?
- You slack on your rehab,
46
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the muscle will weaken.
And your leg will hurt again.
47
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Looks like the Ketamine
treatment might not stick.
48
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Or maybe we've made him depressed
because we're lying to him.
49
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- Telling him he got that case wrong.
- We didn't hurt him. The pain isn't...
50
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He gets depressed, he stops exercising.
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He stops exercising,
the muscle atrophies.
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The muscle atrophies, the pain returns.
53
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Maybe he stopped exercising because the
giant hole in his leg actually hurts.
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The Ketamine could work perfectly
55
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No. But
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I'm guessing we're the only ones who like
shoving things through our backdoors.
84
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There is new research indicating
a link between neurological problems
85
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- and bleeding disorders.
- Perfect.
86
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Especially if there
were neurological problems.
87
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What part of hallucinating
an alien abduction isn't neurological?
88
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- It wasn't a hallucination.
- What?
89
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- You think the kid...
- Is having nightmares.
90
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Nightmares aren't a symptom of anything
other than wanting to sleep with mommy.
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Which just leaves us with one symptom,
the bloody tuchus.
92
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Which can easily be explained by a G.
I. problem or a bleeding disorder.
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Check his coags with a PT,
PTT, and bleeding time.
94
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If you screwed up,
I don't have to cry myself to sleep.
135
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It's a simple bleeding disorder.
Foreman, redo the test.
136
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How could I screw up
a simple bleeding time test?
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Maybe you were abducted and lost time.
138
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Kid's got a bleeding disorder.
139
00:11:13,766 --> 00:11:14,653
You're sure?
140
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I had to stop the bleeding
myself after 25 minutes.
141
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So you're saying Chase did screw up.
142
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Or Foreman screwed up.
143
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Big hand points to minutes.
Maybe you got it mixed up.
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Oh, snap.
145
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Foreman's playin' the dozens. You're at
a huge cultural disadvantage here, Chase.
146
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Take a couple minutes
to think of a witty retort.
147
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Let's pray he hasn't gone into
hyperdrive. We'll never catch him.
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Clancy?
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I had to go where there are no windows so
I could get the chip out like you said.
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God.
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- I can feel it, I just can't grab it.
- Clancy, stop! There is no chip.
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We're gonna clean you up and
we're gonna go back to your room.
167
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You can't do things like this.
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Your parents-169
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Results came back.
The lab cannot identify the metal.
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Said it might not even be terrestrial.
171
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- Really?
- No, you idiot, it's titanium.
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Like from a surgical pin.
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Like the kind the kid had inserted
into his broken arm four years ago.
174
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- Nice medical history.
- That pin was removed six months after.
175
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So a little piece
broke off during removal.
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Titanium is used to build nuclear subs.
Pieces don't just break off.
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Tell that to guys on the Kursk.
178
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And how exactly did it get
from his arm to the back of his neck?
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Body attacks any foreign object.
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Inflammatory reaction could erode it
into a vein, fragment gets a free ride.
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To his lungs, maybe. Not his neck.
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Yeah, an alien chip makes more sense.
183
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The real mystery is that
you didn't actually screw up.
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You okay?
185
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Fine. Tripped.
186
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Kid carved a hole in the back of his neck
and apparently didn't bleed to death.
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- I mean, he almost killed himself.
- He wasn't trying to hurt himself.
201
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No... he was just looking
for an alien tracking device.
202
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I have time for one more.
203
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Don't blame you for spending
extra time down here.
204
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Heard the artist formerly
known as gimp is back upstairs.
205
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Oh, Dr. Cuddy wants that one.
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She's busy. I'll take it.
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Oh, my God. You're...
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How...
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You're okay.
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Have we met?
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I was one of your doctors.
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You were in a vegetative
state when you left here last week.
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Addison's disease.
214
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All I needed was cortisol
and my brain turned on like a switch.
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- This is amazing.
- Surprised
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- you didn't know.
- How would I know?
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Not quite my old self yet.
218
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- Baby steps, the doctors tell me.
- With rehab, you'll do great.
219
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What hospital did you go to?
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- How would I...
- I wanna have sex with my wife.
221
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And I was hoping that maybe...
222
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- You could...
- Viagra?
223
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- You're here for Viagra?
- A bucketful would be nice.
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Dr. Cuddy.
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- It's completely unethical.
- He was reckless with a patient.
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- He was right.
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If it is, the Ketamine isn't working anymore and he's headed for a huge crash.
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If it's not, the leg pain is my fault
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and I will tell him the truth.
242
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Too tight?
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- My parents think I'm crazy.
- No, they don't.
244
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They're just worried about you,
that's all.
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I'm not weird.
246
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It's just that weird
things keep happening to me.
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Slight pinch.
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If you make me better,
249
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do you think the aliens
will leave me alone?
250
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I don't think they're gonna
be bothering you for much longer.
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- You lying again?
- No.
252
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It is a bleeding disorder. Clancy
tested positive for Von Willebrand's.
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I didn't screw up.
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How could he clot on his
own two out of three times?
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- Maybe he cheated.
- Right.
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Kids always cheat on
their bleeding time tests.
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She was being metaphorical.
She's trying to sound like me.
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I have no idea what you meant, but
I could smell what the Rock was cooking.
272
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I meant he's clotting right
now and he's in hypertensive crisis.
273
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Maybe the two are related.
274
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What if he was hypertensive
the other two times that he clotted?
275
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Hypertensive crisis can
activate clotting factors.
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Someone low on Von Willebrands
could theoretically clot.
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304
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no clots, no tears.
The problem's got to be somewhere else.
305
00:20:55,876 --> 00:20:57,471
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
306
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You're wrong, House.
307
00:21:06,977 --> 00:21:10,022
Think he'll make us break
into the IMAX before he admits it?
308
00:21:10,406 --> 00:21:11,500
- There.
- Where?
309
00:21:12,287 --> 00:21:14,132
Right there. Left side. No movement.
310
00:21:16,447 --> 00:21:17,591
Well, don't freeze it.
311
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Something's not moving. How do you see
something not move if nothing's moving?
312
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I need a laser pointer.
313
00:21:23,926 --> 00:21:26,472
- We don't have a laser pointer.
- Well, why not?
314
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Who's gonna take us seriously
if we don't have a laser pointer?
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Right...
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here.
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331
00:22:15,675 --> 00:22:18,022
- If you're feeling pain...
- They're firmer.
332
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It's called an underwire.
333
00:22:20,946 --> 00:22:23,953
- I wanna get a PET scan of your brain.
- I think it's hormones.
334
00:22:23,955 --> 00:22:26,443
As long as there's no increased
activity in the thalamus-335
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Looks to me like those puppies
are going into the dairy business.
336
00:22:29,425 --> 00:22:33,380
Then the pain can be good.
It could be muscle regenerating.
337
00:22:34,446 --> 00:22:37,361
After you work out, you get sore.
Pain doesn't mean the Ketamine failed.
338
00:22:37,365 --> 00:22:39,163
Guess I should be saying mazel tov.
339
00:22:39,366 --> 00:22:42,163
- Who gets to pass out the cigars?
- I'm not pregnant.
340
00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:43,873
I need to get a PET scan of your brain.
341
00:22:43,876 --> 00:22:45,442
Boy or girl? You got a name picked out?
342
00:22:45,458 --> 00:22:47,162
- I'm not pregnant.
- My leg doesn't hurt.
343
00:22:47,168 --> 00:22:48,931
- You're in denial.
357
00:24:04,168 --> 00:24:07,600
There are ways DNA can become mutated.
Extreme UV radiation.
358
00:24:08,208 --> 00:24:11,253
That much sun, he'd be
dying with a healthy bronze glow.
359
00:24:11,508 --> 00:24:13,650
Nitrous acid or ethidium
bromide exposure.
360
00:24:13,895 --> 00:24:15,980
First daddy was a rapist,
now he's a chemist.
361
00:24:15,986 --> 00:24:18,613
Various species of fungus
have been proven mutagenic.
362
00:24:18,616 --> 00:24:22,762
Not unless the kid's been eating barrels
of celery or living in Indonesia or both.
363
00:24:22,838 --> 00:24:24,900
- Is your leg hurting?
- Is that question helping?
364
00:24:24,915 --> 00:24:26,321
- You're leaning.
- You're sitting.
365
00:24:26,325 --> 00:24:28,103
- You're evading.
- My head's hurting.
366
00:24:29,546 --> 00:24:31,631
Please, someone give me a plausible,
367
00:24:32,006 --> 00:24:34,862
terrestrial explanation
for this kid's alien DNA.
368
00:24:35,148 --> 00:24:38,250
We could search his home for toxins,
fungals, and radiation.
369
382
00:25:15,666 --> 00:25:19,311
We flush it throughout his system
and the similar cells light up like...
383
00:25:20,138 --> 00:25:21,083
lightbulbs.
384
00:25:23,658 --> 00:25:24,761
Okay. Let's do that.
385
00:25:36,475 --> 00:25:38,920
- You have to tell him.
- He said he wasn't in any pain.
386
00:25:38,937 --> 00:25:40,882
- He's lying.
- Of course he's lying.
387
00:25:41,325 --> 00:25:43,923
- We need another plan.
- Don't talk about it that way.
388
00:25:43,928 --> 00:25:44,872
What way?
389
00:25:45,566 --> 00:25:46,510
Plan.
390
00:25:46,707 --> 00:25:48,550
Sounds like we're
conspiring against him.
391
00:25:48,558 --> 00:25:50,332
- I'm gonna tell him.
- No, you're not.
392
00:25:50,338 --> 00:25:52,490
Then come up with
a cunning plan and fast.
393
00:25:57,785 --> 00:26:00,431
She's not nearly as delightful
as she thinks she is.
394
00:26:02,326 --> 00:26:03,521
What's this machine do?
395
00:26:05,095 --> 00:26:06,343
It makes a lot of noise.
396
00:26:07,305 --> 00:26:10,063
And it's gonna help us
figure out what's wrong with you.
397
00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:11,710
You think House has lost a step?
398
00:26:12,288 --> 00:26:13,232
He's fine.
399
00:26:15,748 --> 00:26:16,692
There,
400
00:26:17,046 --> 00:26:19,550
a clump of affected cells
in the bone marrow of the femur.
401
00:26:19,558 --> 00:26:21,301
Explains the intermittent
bleeding disorder.
402
00:26:21,308 --> 00:26:24,921
'Cause I don't need to subject myself
to House's torture if there's no upside.
403
00:26:24,925 --> 00:26:26,541
I'm telling you, he's fine.
404
00:26:29,795 --> 00:26:31,980
We missed some affected
cells in his heart.
405
00:26:31,986 --> 00:26:34,230
Explains the continuing
hypertensive issues.
406
00:26:34,355 --> 00:26:37,251
You said the last case really threw him.
And now suddenly...
407
00:26:37,258 --> 00:26:38,202
I was wrong.
408
422
00:27:23,385 --> 00:27:24,831
Is he gonna be able to walk?
423
00:27:25,067 --> 00:27:27,411
His leg should be
functional after some rehab.
424
00:27:28,687 --> 00:27:32,481
Functional? What does that mean?
He's be able to walk but not run?
425
00:27:32,945 --> 00:27:33,892
He'll have a limp?
426
00:27:34,187 --> 00:27:36,651
If everything goes well,
he'll walk, he'll run.
427
00:27:36,765 --> 00:27:39,162
He'll probably be even
stronger than he is now.
428
00:27:41,427 --> 00:27:43,871
When we close him up,
we'll move over to his other leg.
429
00:27:43,876 --> 00:27:47,223
Snake a catheter up through
the femoral artery and into his heart.
430
00:27:48,407 --> 00:27:52,473
Once the affected areas are removed,
his normal tissue will set back in
431
00:27:53,087 --> 00:27:55,952
and do its job. He should have no
more problems with his blood pressure.
432
00:27:55,955 --> 00:27:59,601
After confirming those areas are clear,
we'll start the final procedure.
433
00:28:00,315 --> 00:28:02,373
I'm gonna insert a
needle through the pupil
434
476
00:32:10,965 --> 00:32:14,611
His symptoms are neurological.
His condition has to be neurological.
477
00:32:14,828 --> 00:32:16,122
His scan was clean twice.
478
00:32:16,876 --> 00:32:18,101
It's not there.
479
00:32:21,485 --> 00:32:24,093
What if it is there,
but didn't show up on the scan?
480
00:32:24,095 --> 00:32:26,493
What if the tag just
doesn't work in his brain?
481
00:32:26,716 --> 00:32:30,121
Brain cells are structurally different.
They express a different protein.
482
00:32:30,127 --> 00:32:32,030
So how do we find it?
483
00:32:36,805 --> 00:32:37,800
Where are we going?
484
00:32:38,726 --> 00:32:39,881
I am going to think.
485
00:33:17,075 --> 00:33:18,021
Send the kid home.
486
00:33:19,176 --> 00:33:20,122
What do you mean?
487
00:33:20,987 --> 00:33:24,080
Make sure his blood pressure
is stabilized and send him home.
488
00:33:25,176 --> 00:33:28,372
- Like nothing ever happened?
- We cured his bleeding disorder
489
00:33:29,597 --> 00:33:31,961
- No metaphor.
543
00:36:29,177 --> 00:36:32,340
Chase said the mom used
in vitro fertilization, right?
544
00:36:32,647 --> 00:36:35,691
- Yeah, they had trouble conceiving.
- Kid was right all along.
545
00:36:35,697 --> 00:36:37,342
He was implanted with something.
546
00:36:37,885 --> 00:36:41,230
Back when he was young. I mean,
really young. Like 12 cells young.
547
00:36:41,648 --> 00:36:43,990
In vitro increases
the likelihood of twinning.
548
00:36:44,165 --> 00:36:45,540
But he doesn't have a twin.
549
00:36:45,545 --> 00:36:46,641
Not walking around...
550
00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:50,253
But in vitro fertilization
costs around 25 grand a pop.
551
00:36:50,377 --> 00:36:53,910
So doctors implant two to six embryos
to make sure you get your money's worth.
552
00:36:53,918 --> 00:36:57,510
The problem is, there's not always
enough bedrooms for all the kiddies.
553
00:36:57,668 --> 00:37:00,031
Two brothers get stuck sharing,
but there's no bunk beds.
554
00:37:00,038 --> 00:37:02,830
So they cuddle up to keep
warm and they never untangle.
555
569
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that makes him believe
that he's being abducted.
570
00:37:51,816 --> 00:37:54,490
If we stimulate those
neurons with an electric probe,
571
00:37:54,497 --> 00:37:56,991
we can trick your son's
brain into hallucinating.
572
00:37:57,095 --> 00:37:58,791
Your son's neurons will light up,
573
00:37:58,836 --> 00:38:01,110
and his brother's
cells will remain dark.
574
00:38:02,176 --> 00:38:03,722
Those are the ones we cut out.
575
00:38:04,046 --> 00:38:05,843
You're talking about brain surgery.
576
00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:08,732
I'm talking about really
cool brain surgery.
577
00:38:09,545 --> 00:38:10,891
One of your sons will die.
578
00:38:11,166 --> 00:38:13,740
But the taller one won't
be so annoying anymore.
579
00:38:15,516 --> 00:38:18,121
- So I have a twin?
- Not really.
580
00:38:18,766 --> 00:38:19,762
What's on the card?
581
00:38:20,178 --> 00:38:21,122
Light bulb.
582
00:38:21,325 --> 00:38:22,371
Start us out at ten.
583
00:38:28,016 --> 00:38:29,770
I'm not doing that.
584
00:38:30,145 --> 00:38:31,652
It was all me, kid. Sorry.
585
00:38:31,997 --> 00:38:33,292
You're in motor function.
586
00:38:33,396 --> 00:38:35,152
Try two centimeters back.
587
00:38:36,375 --> 00:38:38,271
- He lives inside me.
- Sort of.
588
00:38:41,047 --> 00:38:43,093
That tickles. Stop tickling my feet.
589
00:38:43,728 --> 00:38:45,472
You're in sensory. Getting closer.
590
00:38:46,108 --> 00:38:48,603
- What do you see on this one?
- Moon and stars.
591
00:38:50,927 --> 00:38:51,882
So...
592
00:38:52,306 --> 00:38:53,613
I am kind of weird?
593
00:38:54,625 --> 00:38:55,872
We're all kind of weird.
594
00:39:00,095 --> 00:39:01,080
No!
595
00:39:02,317 --> 00:39:03,841
- Clancy?
- We got something.
596
638
00:41:57,548 --> 00:41:58,491
God doesn't limp.
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