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A mun vent to vst u rend ut hs oce, vhere he ound hm sttng ut hs
desk,ookngverydepressed.
\hutsupvthyou:themunusked.
Ch,tsmyve,hsrendreped.Shehredunevsecreturyorme.
l she bonde or brunette: the rst usked.
Nether, the other reped. He's bud.
Arecentstudyhusoundthutvomenvhocurryutteextruveghtve
ongerthunthemenvhomentont.
Amudohonormstukenynvtedthebrde-to-besgrundmothertothe
bucheorettepurty.Aterhoursochumpugne,oneothebrdesmuds
drunkeny usked the oder vomun, Huve you ever tred 69 n your e:
No,no,no,thegrundmotherreped.utlddhuve56thutsuthe
suorslcoudscrevnunght.
Cuys ure ke brus: 1hey hook up behnd your buck.
\omen ure ke condoms: 1hey spend more tme n your vuet thun on
yourdck.
l thnk my ve s seng drugs, u mun conded n hs rend. Yesterduy
lvusrunnnguteorvorkundthephonerung.lunsveredt,butbeore
l coud suy unythng, u mue voce on the ne sud, Hey, honey, s thut
dopegoneyet:
Cur Lnubushed Dctonury denes veed vhuckng us musturbutng
vhestoned.
A prosttute upprouched u mun ut u bur. 1hs s your ucky nght, she
sud.lhuveuspecugumeoryou.ldounythngyouvuntorR300us
ongusyoucunsuytnthreevords.
He pued out hs vuet, cureuy ud out three Rl00 bs on the bur und
sud sovy, lunt. my. house.
\hutsvrong:umunuskedhscubcemute.
Mygrrendtodmelhuveunntmucyprobem,theco-vorker
unsvered.ldontunderstundhovshecoudsuythut.Shedoesntreuy
knovme.
Co out und get somethng thut mukes me ook sexy, u ve tod her
husbund.
He vent out und cume buck drunk.
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Amercu:
Amunnhs20sunduevohsrendsvereutuburvhenupretty
vomun n her md-50s sent over u drnk und ntroduced herse. Huvng
neverbeenhtonbyucougurbeore,theguyvushuppytoetherbuy
hm u ev more drnks. 1hroughout the evenng the vomun mude t ceur
thutshevuntedhmtogohomevthher.
At rst the mun vus reuctunt, but hs rends encouruged hm. ln u nu
uttempt,thevomunoeredhmsomemother-duughteructonhevoud
onher.Lxcted,heuccompunedherhome,undtheysoonbegunto
ksspussonuteyonthecouch.Looknguroundortheduughterundnot
seengunyone,themunusked,Arentyouorgettngsomeone:
1he vomun upoogzed, vuked over to the bottom o the sturs und yeed
up, Hey, Mom, l've got one!