McMaster Engineering Cheers

Godiva

If I went to Waterloo, I'd fear I'd lose my soul,

Chorus:

And if I went to Queen's I know I'd have to grease their

pole,

We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Engineers.

At U. of T. they'd fire their great big cannon up my ass,

We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 beers.
So come, so come, so come, so come, so come along
with us,
For we dont give a damn for any old man who dont
give a damn for us.

But I went to Mac, I had to do all three and barely

passed!
We are the Engineers
We are the engineers so pity us,
The Profs are jerks so work is hideous,

Verses:
Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride,

But we still make and fix and rule the world, we built it
all,
McMaster Engineers

To show to all the villagers her lovely lily-white hide;

The most observant man of all, an Engineer of course,

Who Are We?

Was the only one who noticed that Godiva rode a

horse.

Who are we? Engineers!

Who? Engineers!
And what do we do? We live in fear!

Ive come a long, long way she said and I would go

as far,

What kind of fear? Math test fear!

With the man who takes me from this horse and leads
me to a bar.

Why? Because vector spaces!

The men who took her from her steed and stood her to
a beer,

Why? Were engineers!

Were a blurry-eyed surveyor and a drunken Engineer.

Spelling

How much fear? All of it!

Why? We dont know!

Gimme an E (E!)
My father was a miner from the Northern Malamute,
My mother was a mistress from a house of ill-repute.
They kicked me out at an early age, and made it very
clear,
Saying To McMaster, you son-of-a-gun, to be an
Engineer!

Gimme a Q (Q!)
Gimme an X (X!)
Gimme a P (P!)
. (etc)
What does that spell?!?!?! ENGINEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!

Ode To SP

O Canada

Super Plumber, hes our man

O CANADA!!!!!!!! (Just sing the national anthem with

Hero of our nation

lots of gusto and passion as loudly as possible)

Super genius, super nuts, super procrastination

Super Plumber, hes our man

From The Window, To The Wall

He is our salvation

Get low (x6)

He drinks beer from bar to bar

From the window, to the wall!! (TO THE WALL!)

Enjoys communication.

To the Mac Eng FIREBALL!

Ode To WP
Strong as steel, bright as light
Wonder Plumber, what a sight!
And what a sight she is
Wonder Plumber is the shit!
Nursing Cheers
1
One I wanna nurse
Two another nurse
Three another nurse
Four more more more (repeat from top)

To the artsies down them halls!

To all skeet skeet we rule! To all skeet skeet we the
best! (x2)
Welcome to McMaster
Welcome to McMaster, we got fun n games
McMaster engineering, weve got tons of fame!
We say hi to all our haters, cuz theyre completely
lame!
McMaster Engineering, tell me, WHATS OUR NAME!?
(MAC ENG!!!! * crowd goes wild*)

2
We love you nurses
Oh yes we do
We love you nurses
And well be true
When youre not with us
Were blue so blue
Oh nurses we love you

All We Do Is Build
All we do is build build build no matter what
Tuition got us down, but the Co-op got us up!
And every time we make buildings
Skyscrapers going up!
And they stay there, and they stay there, and they
stay there (We Go!)
Up, down, up, down, up, down

Other Godiva Verses (Memorize the first four on first

page. These are for the high achievers who want
more to learn):
A McMaster Engineer had once found the gates of hell;
Looked the devil in the eye and said "you're looking
mighty well";
the devil smiled and replied "Im mighty fine indeed;
You've been to hell already since you took 2ZZ3

The engineers were all about one hopeful Kipling day,

through the night they all worked hard to put on their
displays,
All the little artsies that were jealous of our ways,
yelled damn you engineering we are taking down your
maze!

A wide-eyed artsie chemist and a Chemical Engineer

Were formulating molecule equations over beer.
Each drank a glass of water, but the artsie hit the floor,
For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
The modern engineer must be politically correct,
No more motors lubricating, no more buildings rise
erect,
No more electrical capacitors whose plates are high
and fair
Instead of problem solving let's just sit around and
care.
Rapunzel let her hair down for two suitors down
below,
So one of them could grab a hold and give the old
heave-ho
The prince began to climb at once, but soon came out
the worst,
For the Engineer rode up a lift, and reached Rapunzel
first
[Song Book Revision 3: July 27, 2014]