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Omelette,The Prince of Denmark

(Parody of Hamlet)
Audra Utari
: King Claudius
Dian Handayani
: Helena
Hasanul Qodri
: Prince Omelette
Nola Putri
: Ophelia
Novia Anggraini
: Vannesa
Sri Octaviani
: Polonius
Syarifah Afsyah
: Laertes
Wulandari Anggiana : Queen Gertrude
Once upon a time, in Denmarks kingdom there is a lovely king. He have a wife named
Gertrude and a son named Omellete. One day, the king died and the throne replace by his
brother, Claudius. After that, King Claudius married Queen Gertrude, Omellettes mother.
Omelette sad knowing this. He feel something wrong on what happen latterly.
One day in the castle, Omelettes bestfriends, Helena and Vanessa claim that they saw a
ghost that claim to be the lastest king, Omelettes father.
Helena
: Omelette! Omelette!
[STOP] Helena : hai, my name is Helena... im Omelettes bestfriend... (backsound)
Vanessa
: Omelette !
[STOP] Vanessa : my name is Vanessa, Im Omelettes bestfriend. (backsound)
Omelette : Hah?! Whats up, guys?! You look so hurry.
(Helena taka a deep breath and try to arrange his breath)
Helena
: when... we waiting you at the back of the castle, we saw a ghost
Omelette : what? Ghost?
[STOP] Omelette : oh hai, my name is Omelette, Im the prince of Denmark, the son of queen
Gertrude.
Vanessa
: He claim that he is the lastest king, before king claudius.
Helena
: It means you father, Omelette!
[Silent for awhile]
Omelette : Ahahaha! Thats crazy, Helena maybe it just your imagination! Hahahaha!
Helena
: Hei, im serious, Omelette!
Omelette : Helena, let me tell you something that thing is impossible in this world! You are
nerd people who trust something like that?
Vanessa
: But we see it, Omelette!
Omelette : You trust something like that too, Vanessa? Ahahaha!
Helena
: Now you dont believe me, Omelette?
Vanessa
: Oh forget it...
Omelette : lets eat, I bring you some food. So...? we play PS? (take the stick from bag)
Although Omelette didnt trust what his friend say, Omelette still thinking about this over
and over. The day getting dark, Omelette and his friends separate and back home. On the
way home.
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Omelette : is it true? That was father? (confused)


SUDDENLY...
<Unknown> : Omelette... is that you Omelette? Can you hear me?
(Omelette shock and straight getting off his sword)
Omelette : Who is there?
The voice feels getting closer. From the distance, Omelette saw someone shadow, he run
away.
Omelette : ghost? What is that?.. NO! NO way!
At the dining room.
Queen
: Omelette, what an exact time you here
(Omelette try to arrange his breath)
Queen
: whats wrong, Omelette? You look so tired. Anything happen?
Omelette : Ah, no no. Nothing wrong.
Queen
: okay if you say that, lets eat
[STOP] Queen : oh hai... I almost forget. My name is Gertrude. The queen of Denmark,
Omelettes mother
King
: ya, come here son, lets eat.
[STOP] King : Im King Claudius. Im the bad guy in this drama.
[Begin]
(Omelette sit)
Queen
: but before.. lets praying, my lord...
King
: okay
(everyone pray) [Bismillahirrahmanirrahim]
After dinner, Omelette back to his room and sleep. When he sleep.
<Unknown>: omeeleeeet... omeleeet....
Omelette : U-uwaaa! Who-who are you?
<Unknown>: Ah, ya. Omelette, have you forget me? Im your idol.... tom cruise, no no im just
kidding
(Omelette surprised )
Omelette : fa-father? Is that you?
Kings Ghost: yes my son. You still remember me?
Omelette : of course father. Then... why you here?
Kings Ghost: i want ask your help, Omelette.
Omelette : my help father?
Kings Ghost : Yes please, Omelette. Revenge my death.
Omelette shock. He already feel something wrong on the death of his father.
Kings Ghost : you know someone who behind this all, right?
Omelette : ........... king.... claudius?
Kings Ghost : Ya. You right, Omelette. Please ...... revenge my death......
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Omelette
Omelette

: I promise you father! With all my ability I will revenge your death... father? Are
you still here? Father? Yaaah... His gone.....
: but how? Thinking.......thinking..... aha!
I make a drama and ask my friends to play it in front of people. I wanna know the
kings reaction.

Omelette didnt take any longer to write the story. that night he finished it until the sun goes
up.
Omelette

: (bergumam), hmm.. yayaya.... hmmm... yayayaya... (typing)


Today i will met some actors and my best friend and ask them to play it tonight.
In the morning
Vanessa
: come! to the biggest show this year ! drama that created by the prince Omelette!
Helena
: come and enjoy! Tonight seven pm at baker street!
Ophelia
: hai Omelette...
Omelette : oh hai ophelia.. how are you?
Ophelia
: im fine my lord
Omelette : will you help me spread all the brochure all over the city?
Ophelia
: oooh of course...
At Poloniuss house
Laertes
: Mama, I hear news
[STOP]
hai, my name is laertes, Im the son of polonius
Polonius
: What is it my son?
Laertes
: omelette will make a drama, he invite the king. This is the invitation.
Polonius
: Alright, I will tell the king about that news
Laertes
: Bye moooom!
In the Castle
Polonius
: my king, I have a news
King
: what is it?
Polonius
: omelette invite you to attended his drama. This is the invitation.
King
: okay, I will Come
[STOP] Polonius : hai my name is polonius
The night has come, people come and watch the drama. King Claudius come with his guard.
Omelette : thank you for coming here. Im honor directed this show! Lets enjoy... and begins!
When the drama begins... king Claudius start feeling weird. The drama show us someone who
enter to the kings room and kill the king by using poison. Before the story end, king Claudius
stand up and leaves the show. He feel guilty. The show end.
Omelette : thank you for watching, bye bye
People cheers.

King
Polonius
King
Polonius

: polonius, I want you to spy Omelette?


: Omelette... your majesty?
: ya... i want to know where and how he knows the truth
: yes your majesty.
***

The sun rise up from the east of kingdom, Omelette want to know more about his fathers
death and visiting his mother, the queen Gertrude. But polonius and queen gertude while
talking about it too.
Polonius
Queen
Polonius
Queen

: my queen forgive me for asking this. Is it my queen saying anything about the
death of the last king to the prince?
: of course not, i dont want he sad
: I commanded by the king to spy on him and of course i must tell this to you my
queen
: im tired about all the intrigue in this

SUDDENLY (TOK TOK TOK)


Omelette : Mother? Are you in there?
Polonius
: Omelette come, i must hide to listen
(Omelette enter)
Queen
: something wrong, Omelette? Why so early?
Omelette : mother.... I wanna ask something
Queen
: about what?
Omelette : mother, tell me the truth about my fathers death!
Queen Gertrude look shock. She speechless and try so hard not look Omelette.
Omelette
Queen
Omelette

: answer me Mother! Anything!


: I... I dont know anything about that, son..
: ...you lie! Look at my eyes? Whats going on here? (menghunuskan pedang ke
arah queen)
: NO ! (refleks)
: Whos there? show your self!

Polonius
Omelette
[QUITE]
(with emotion he stab someone behind the curtain)(leave)
Queen

: ...oh god. Mr. Polonius!? Kyaaaa!!!

Queen Gertrude came a near Poloniuss body. The king came to the queens room. He shock
looking polonius.
King
Queen
King
Queen

: Queen! What happen?!


: Polonius... she... she died!
: because of what, my queen?!
: Someone stab her, but I dont know who she is because im not here before (cry)

At the Polonius funeral ceremony


Laertes
Ophelia
Laertes
Ophelia

: Mom... why you have to go now?


: Ahahaha! This is imposibble.
: and why...
: ahahaha! And whos the killer? Omelette? Ahaha! Ridiculous ! he will never kill
anyone! besides.. this is our father! Ahahaha!
Laertes
: ...Ophelia?
Ophelia
: Ahahahaha! Hahahaha!! (desperate laugh)
Laertes
: Ophelia? Hei, why are you? Calm down!
Ophelia
: what?! Im calm! Ahaha!
(Laertes tried to calm his sister. But it did not work)
Ophelia

: let me go! Let me go!

After release her self, Ophelia run to her room, she was very desperate.
***
King Claudius intend to kick out Omelette from the kingdom.
King

: guard! Make an order letter to remove Omelette and his friend, Helena to
England for study there.
[Voice] Pengawal 1 : Yes sir!
4 days later. In a bar.
Omelette
Helena
Omelette
Helena
Omelette
Helena
Omelette
Helena
Omelette
Helena

: Hei, Helena!! Come here...


: Omelette! How are you? Long time not to see you
: Im fine, you look healthy, Helena!
: are you kidding? Ahahaha! Im always healthy. And by the way Omelette,have
you heard about our transference to england?
: Yah, thats why I call you. I wonder why it comes so quickly. May be, they have
another purpose.
: Eh? Another purpose? Its mean-----
: they want kick out us from here
: not only me thinking like that
: we must getting out from the ship as soon as possible when the owner careless
: of course

The day getting dark, Omelette and Helena back home after planning their escape.
***
In early morning, Omelette dan Helena called to the harbour with warrant on their hands.
Girls Voice : Omelette! Helena! (running closer)
Helena
: Vanessa? What are you doing here?!
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Vanessa
: I want to straight all what happen here! Why you should moving now?
Omelette : We have no idea about that. The castle command us to study there
[voice] Pengawal 2 : Hei, the ship gonna leave! Quickly!
Helena
: Hmph. Yes yes! Okay Vanessa, we must leave
Vanessa
: be careful
The ship leave. At the machine room.
Omelette
Helena
Omelette
Helena

: okay, lets play the plan, we must prevent this ship going far
: ya, by sabotase the machine, i hope it works
: yap (take a part the machine)
: Omelette hurry up! (whisper and looking around)

Their plan is works, the ship back to the harbour for fixing. They sneak out and go to
vanessas house.
Vanessa
: Have you heard about Ophelia?
Omelette : What?
Vanessa
: Ophelia, a good girl... suicide yesterday night, she drowning her self to the siak
river.
Omelette : serious?! (surprised)(standing)
Helena
: hei, where do you go?
Omelette : of course to laertess house!
Helena
: no! You cant, there isnt safe
Omelette : (go away)
Ophelias house
Omelette : (come with silent, just silent)
(Laertes saw Omelette)
Laertes
: I will revenge my father and sister death (angry face)
hei Omelette! I challenge you to duel with me at the acara tahunan kerajaan!
Helena
: ---- okay if that you want....
***
The next day at an alley.
King
: hei kid. Do you want to revenge to Omelette?
Laertes
: yes your majesty
King
: I can help you
Laertes
: Really? How?
King
: this is a bottle of poison, not coloured and not smelling.
[iklan] get now! get immediately! In the nearest drug store! sooo cheap (backsound iklan)
King
Laertas

: coat your sword with this. And add this poison on Omelettes Wine
: thank you your majesty

At noon, everyone come to watch this duel.


First round, by quickly Omelette can beat down Laertes and winning the first round. People
yells looking Omelettes sword skill.
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Queen

: Omelette ! come on !! ! come on! Beat him ! ohok..


(queen accidentally drink Omelettes wine)

On the second round.


Omelette losing his concentration. As a result, Laertes also managed to injure Omelette with
his sword. Omelette hold the pain that causes Laertes sword and try to release the the grip of
the Laertes sword. Omelette take the Laertes sword and Omelette successfully slashing with
his sword. Right after that, Queen Gertrude loss of consciousness.
Omelette
Laertes
Omelette
Laertes

: Mother! Mother! (running closer)


Mom, what happen?!
: My queen... Im Sorry... i dont want to hurt you (berkata dengan lemah sambil
terduduk)
: What do you mean?! (shock)
: I put some poison in Omelettes drink, I work with king Claudius. Im sorry.

In Laertes last time, he told what he and the king have done. Omelette approaching King
Claudius who know what happen here. Omelette understand something. So he stab the king
shoulder with Laertess sword. The kings smile disappear. The King sit and silent.
Omelette

: Help! Take the queen to the hospital! She poisened by this old man! (pointed the
king)
(Some guard come to the queen and take the weak queen go away. While anothe guard grab
and hold Omelette)
Omelette : What?! Let me go!
Omelette try to realese his self, but the guard is stronger than him. Upset, Omellete grab and
put his sword on the kings neck.
Omelette : Realese me! Or I kill him!
(Slowly, the guards realese Omelette, and Omelette letting the king go. The guards go away,
omelette take the crown and wear it.
Omelette : From this moment, I replace the king Caludius position as the King. Im your king
now!
(Quite. cricket sound. Applause and cheer sound)
[VOICE] People : Long life King Omelette! King Omelette ! King Omelette!
But Suddenly, Omelette Fell down and unconscious, the people shock. Omelette unconscious
because the poison from the Laertess sword and also tired. Omelette, Queen Gertrude, dan
King Claudius finnaly died because the poison on their body.
-Fin7