There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.

The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?'
All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?'
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember..
The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you,
sweetheart.
Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?
2. What now? Did you crash the car again?
3. I don't understand what you mean?
4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!!
5. ?!?
6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
7. Am I dreaming? ???????
8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...!!!
9. I asked you not to drink anymore!!
and the best one
10. Who is this?

Question: Why, when birds sit on transmission lines or current

wires doesn't get shock?
Ans: Its true that if birds touch the single one line (phase or neutral) they don't get electrical
shock... if birds touch 2 lines then the circuit is closed and they get electrical shock..
so if a human touch single one line(phase) then he doesn't get shock if he is in the air (not touching or
standing on the ground).if he is standing on the ground then touching the line (phase) he will get a shock
because the ground on what we standing is like line (ground bed - like neutral) and in the most of
electric lines the neutral is grounded..so that means that human who touch the line closes the circuit
between phase and neutral.

Rajnikanth was bragging to Amitabh Bachan one day, You know, I know everyone. Just name someone, anyone, and I
know them. Tired of his boasting, Amitabh Bachan called his bluff, OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise? Sure, yes, Tom and
I are old friends, and I can prove it Rajini said.
So Rajini and Amitabh Bachan fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruises door,
And sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts : Thalaiva! Great to see you! You And your friends come right in and join me for
lunch!
Although impressed, Amitabh Bachan is still skeptical. After they leave Cruises house, he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini
knowing Cruise was
Just lucky.
No, no, just name anyone else Rajini says
President Obama, Amitabh Bachan quickly retorts
Yes, Rajini says, I know him.
And off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying, : Rajini, what a surprise, I
was just on my way
to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and lets have a cup of
coffee first and catch up.
Well, Amitabh Bachan is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he
implores him to
name anyone else.
The Pope, Amitabh Bachan replies
Sure! says Rajini, My folks are from Italy and Ive known the Pope a long time.
Rajini and Amitabh Bachan are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, This will never work. I cant
catch the Popes eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and Ill come
out on the balcony with the Pope.
And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.. Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope
on the balcony.
But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Amitabh Bachan has had a
heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to Amitabh Bachans side,
Rajini asks him, What happened?
Amitabh Bachan looks up and says,
I was doing fine until u and the pope came out on the balcony and the Italian man next to me said,
Whos that on the balcony with RAJINI "
Question: Why the Direction of Rotation of a TABLE Fan &
CEILING Fan is different?
Answer: In table fan rotor is rotating part, but in ceiling fan stator is rotating part, so the direction of rotation is different.
Transformer is not rotating because for rotating magnetic field is required which is produced only when the current is
passed through the windings which are displaced physically by 120degrees and phase difference of 120 degrees where as in
transformer there is no physical displacement of 120degrees hence transformer cannot rotate.
Question: Why we use a capacitor in an electric fan?
Answer:
1. Capacitor is used for both starting the electric fan and improving power factor.
2. The voltage taken by the fan during running has lagging power factor and in order to run the fan we need leading power
factor. The capacitor increases the power factor. So we use capacitor in fan to increase its power factor
3. to give a quick start-up for any instrument, capacitor is used in electronics, by using capacitor in the start-up there is a
charge accumulation in between the plates of capacitor,which is discharged again and gives a quick start to the instrument
otherwise we have to use a very high voltage to the instrument.