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NAKED BOYS SINGIN~F -

RUNNING ORDER
ACT I
GRATUITOUS NUDITY
NAKED MAID
BLISS
WINDOW TO WINDOW
FIGHT THE URGE
ROBERT MITCHUM
JACK'S SONG
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ACT I1
MEMBERS ONLY
PERKY PORN STAR
NOTHIN' BUT THE RADIO ON
KRIS
MUSCLE ADDICTION
THE ENTERTAINER
WINDOW REPRISE
WINDOW TO THE SOUL
FINALE
NAKED BOYS SINGING!

&

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Gratuitous Nudity
Music & Lyrics by Stephen Bates
Additional Lyrics by Robert Schrock & Mark Winkler
Additional Music by Shelly Markharn

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ALL:

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night

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you

fi nal - ty

get what you

paid

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for.

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Gratuitous Nu

night

you will

get read- y for

night.

see what our bod- ies are

made

night,

some-thing ris-que.

To

for.

we throw in-hi -

(fuss, why make

17

To

bl-tion a-way. Why

fuss)
I

ev

en

ob

vi

both

ous

- er----

to

to

make

us you're

fuss

here

When it's

to see

--

gra

- tu

- i - tous

Piano - Vocal
fi ~
H v

d
\

- ert

43

42

m
Rob

Gratuitous Nudity

-4-

- son

should

live

in

(fear. just
I

live
I
i

~n

g
45
W

~n

46

I
1

-I

X
I

Stick it

---

ALL:
'

/ Y

fear

48

47

HA

SOLO:

fi

fear)

.r

I\

: r

your rear!

We're here! No

cru

dl-ty!

Just

grat - tu

- tous

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V.S.

Gratuitous Nudity

Piano - Vocal

SOLO:

nu

di

- ty.

MY

moth - er spent

all

of

the

i ,v

I
,
d

I
r--A

mon - ey

_-C-

she earned

on

>

tap shoes and tights and

the

Rubato

les - sons

I've learned.

ten years of

tap and six

If she

years

saw me

of

bal

to - day.

Well,

let?-

what would

say

for

Look,

my

I'm

Piano - Vocal

-6-

grate- ful

for

ail

my pro

look

night.

a1 gains.

and

now

tell her:

can

"Hey

Tempo I"

-2-

- fes - sion -

Gratuitous Nudity

Ma.

no

ALL:

Hanes!"

there's an

To

at- mos-phere where it's all

right

to stare.

To

"Oh, my God!" [The song breaks down.]


-3-

71

76

--

I
I

i-night,

you won't

won-der what's un-der our

un

- der- wear...

Piano - Vocal

Gratuitous Nudity

-7cue to continue:

CAST: " ..take your clothes off?"


"Sure!"

(78 Tempo I"

>

night,

night.

there's an

at-rnos-phere where it's all

you won't

straight or you're bi

won-der what's un-der our

or

trans

right

un

to stare.

- der-wear.

gen-dered or queer. There's

on

You're

- ly one rea - son to

Piano - Vocal

Gratuitous Nudity

1 Rubato

SOLO 2:

SOLO 1:

stand be

- fore you

na

- ked.

what's

left

of

me

to show?

The

SOLO 3:

doors and blinds are shut now,

there's

no-where else to go.

I've

SOLO 4:

SOLO 5:

what have

I dis-cov-ered?

That

peeled off all the lay-ers, and

be- ing na-ked means much more than

be- ing just un-cov-ered.

To-

SOLO 6 & 7:

day

I want to learn all that

n a - ked- ness could mean. I mean. I

need to know that who I am i s - n l t

Piano - Vocal

Gratuitous Nudity
ALL:

shame - ful

or

ob - scene.

For if

what we seek is truth

and

SOLO 8:

hon - es - ty our goal. Oh, then

na - ked - ness is just a - noth - er

win dow to the

soul.-

ALL:

night.

no

dra - ma trag - ique with a

bleak

end.-

To -

night,

Gratuitous Nudity

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Piano - Vocal

It's

more like (The Pines) on the

night, good old Shake speare's con

week

sid -ered a bore.

To

end!

night some - thing new and

(roar, just

nique is

in store.

We

love

to

hear

our

aud - ience

If you

* - Substitute local nudist hangout

yell

and scream

for more, you're

roar. -

sure

ex

hear them

roar)

To ,

to see

Gratuitous Nudity

Piano - Vocal

II

oh,

Oh, yes. they're

.C-

sure

Gra

Gra - tu

sure

to see

to see

II

>

yes, you're

tu

- tous.

- tous.

Gra - tu - 1 - tous,
(play if needed)

tu

-----------------------------------

r - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

tous

- - - - - - ,

I!

nu

dl

- tyl

To - night!

nu

dl

- ty!--

To - night!

t
Applause segue

No. 2

The Naked Maid


Music & Lyrics by David Pevsner

cue:

SEGUE AS ONEfrom # l A
SOLO: (NAKED MAID)
(spoken)

Rubato

told an old ac-quain-tance I was

des-p'ratefor a lob, and

u
%

he could use a hand.

But

there's one s t i p - u - l a -tion

hts

cus -torn-ers de

mand ...

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3Piano - Vocal

Tell

The Naked Maid

him all

a - bout your

ser-vice.

Laugh

a - bout which 0 1

- sen

twin you

hate

f=-

the mos

Next

you s t a r t

look- ing for the tools you need to

dis - rob - ing

clean his house.

and

then

be - gin

your prob

- ing

Pa - per tow'ls and Bath - room Duck and

all the while he wants to fuck. Un - less he's cute he's out of luck. My

The Naked Maid

odd

sce - nar

- i-

cept you use

o,

some

a broom.

RW.- -

say

it's s c a r - y. oh.

Work - ing o n

the

Na

na

my hands and knees,

ked stand

get

- ting

u p corn

in

e - dy

ex -

to cre - vi- ces.

know-lng that I'm sure to please you

call

it's

ked Maid.

8";-

as 1 pro- men- ade.

(loco)

It's

good clean fun for you and me. just

?an0

Vocal

The Naked Maid

Dance Break

[Dialogue]

5-

[Dialogue]

s i a n o - Vocal

The Naked Maid

When

all

is clean and dried.

gave it

my best shot.

The

bo - dy

of

my work has left him

Piano - Vocal

The Naked Maid

(sings)

pleased,

yet hot.

For

now u n - ti1 my ship comes in

I get

to

real

- ty

would- n't trade

the

(swing)

sat

is - fac

tion that

But,

don't care

an

be

just to add

ta

for

your Na

co - da

the

ked Maid.

that

when

of

reach my quo

clean - UI - ness.

ta.

PIANO-VOCAL

Naked Boys Singing!

No. 3

The Bliss Of A Bris


[Transposed to Drn/D]
Music & Lyrics by Marie Cain

cue:
APPLAUSE SEGUEfrom #2

O n cue:

LEAD:

When I

crowd

iI

gath

ered

m a n in a robe and

in

mY

room

was

eight days

old

with a

T'

hat and some- thing s h i - ny in his

hand.

And he

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Piano- Vocal

The Bliss of a Bris [Transposed to Dm/D]

said:

And he

RABBI:

"Be - hold the

fruit

spoke in a lan-guage

11

of

his moth - er's

womb!"

I
I

that I could- n't e v - en u n - der

- stand.

Then the

RABBI: (spoken) "Baruchatah...whatever..."

Slower

man - hood was

pea - ple squealed as my

re - vealed

and he

held it

up for ev - 'ry one to

OTHERS:
I

/I

r 1 1n At

Piano-Vocal

-3-

The Bliss of a Bris (Transposed to DmlD]

23

22

see.-

They

said it was

II

and they

OTHERS:

toast - ed it with wine and be

(spoken)

Freely

haved as though It

had

ped - i

Ah, the

gree.

Tempo di Valse

bliss

of

bris,

when

they

Piano-Vocal

The Bliss of a Bris [Transposed to DrnID]

all

con

gate

stare.

re

and

OTHERS:
I

awed.

LEAD:

44

They

of

the

bright - er

nis.

your

their

nus.

than

They're

OTHERS:
(chpptng)

46
I

I1

Aw ...

They

as

they

Piano-Vocal

The Bliss of a Bris rransposed to DmlD]

thrill

at

the

sight

OTHERS:

of

its

daz - zling

per

fec

tion.

They

LEAD:

they

as

lime

rave

it

will

at

the

be

length

when

and

it

the

grasp

has

how

an

mar - vel

- ous

rec

tion.

an - gle.

sub

They

They

Piano-Vocal

The Bliss of a Bris [Transposed to DmlD]

Whee!

day.

snip

off

the

tip

Ah.

once

you've

shown

it

then

but

that's when

and

LEAD:

RABBI:

"Don't

ex

do.

pose

it

gain!"

But

P------,'

They

I'll

show

and

then

Piano- Vocal

The Bliss of a Bris [Transposed to DmlD]


96

e
J
you

may

corn

mence

gaze.

corn

I04
I
I
0

ri

d
Liz

Tay

- lor

it.

ment

and

ing

coo

-,

ie

with

mov

106
I

it.

SO

Reed

re

m
I

I
-

view - ing.

SOLO 4:

it.

SOLO 1:

SOLO 3:

dore

Rex

- ing.

Like

praise.

105

SOLO 2:

claim

it

Give

pli

98

97

--

Ac

LEAD:

alt

it.

Piano-Vocal

The Bliss of a Bris [Transposed to Drnm


RABBI:

112
I

m
I

in

its

joice

113
I

glor - y.

For

114
a

God's

sake.

don't

fault

it.

OTHERS:

Fawn

LEAD:

- ing

mem - ber

Freely

say:

and

it

flat - ter - lng.

does - n't

SOLO:

"It's

wor - ship - ping.

need

RABBI:

like

but - terl"

So

an

y - more

swoon - ing.

prun - ing.

A tempo

no

bag

el

cut - terl

Re

Just

Piano- Vocal

The Bliss of a Bris vransposed to DmlD]


SOLO 2:

FATHER:

Bask

splen

its

dor.

Un

- plug

the

blend

- er.

vem

Reverently
OTHERS:

sharp

ob

near

jets

it.

- P b'

re

It.

A tempo
LEAD:

Oh

how

miss

8 " - - - - - - - - - - - - - - the
--

bliss

of

r l n r v U - V UGHL

No. 4

Naked Boys Sir\gir\g!

Window to Window
Music & Lyrics by Rayme Sciaroni

cue:

APPLAUSE SEGUEfiom # 3

Andante con moto

= so

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ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

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Window to Window

Hano - Vocal

There you are-

a-gain.--

pass -ing b

18
I
I

look out-

and

see

me stand

Here

my

win- dew.-

19
1

stand-ing at-

y your

win-dew.-

Will we

Will you

20

-.../--

ing

here?

a - gain

play the s a n e old game,-

Window to Window

Piano - Vocal

si-lent-ly-

gree

we

both

like

what

we

see.

And

here we are-

this

be -

a-gain...-

the

night

you

Slow - ly ris

beck-on

me

ing

pas - don.-

will

to

Piano - Vocal

right,

light.

Here

Window to Window

and

we go-

a-gain,-----

make sweet l o v e

tak

- ing

off-

un - ti1 the mom

our

shirts-

- ing

and

Window to Window

Piano - Vocal

teas - ing with-

4
rAm

, b 95
b

the way-

96
I
I

we slide our

\-

guards -

down.

down.

98

How we stop and stare.-

pants-

I
I

And

The

in

our un

things that w

der-wear.

e go through-

to

let our

Window to Window

riano - vocal

don't

pull d o w n

Please, just

the

one last

shade,

peek.

and

don't turn o u t

I'm

the one-

your

light.

you

seek.
A

Let's

Well

PlAN U - V OGAL

No. 5

Fight the Urge

Lyncs by David Pevsner

Music by David Pevsner and


Rayme Sciaroni

cue:
COACH: "Okay,that's it, guys. Everybody get your butts in the showers...
And I mean EVERYBODY !"

Rock tempo

= 160

Don't.

smell of bod-y od-or and your

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ALL RIGHTS RESEKV ED

Please

don't.

Don't

do it.

par - ents hav- ing sex.

Think of

Eugh!

real- ly u g - ly girls and the

Don't..

I'm em-

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Fight the Urge

Piano - Vocal

ev

o - lu - tion ov

- er - sight

that

dicks have no brains.

>

SOLO 3:

Breathe.

deep - ly.-

Pre - tend you're in the for - est sur - round

Just

breathe.

Breathe

ed by tran - quil- i - ty and

-5-

Piano - Vocal

don't have the pow'r-

55
Y

+
D

God

Thank

Fight

rn

my

for

- trol

fuck - ing

my

glands...-

56

57

I1 I

hands...

Breathe...

the urge.-

I
L

Fight
Y

3
I

con

S 2:

A-

I-

I/

I
I

o1
n

Fight

the urge.-

.
I

Wait ...

the urge.-

S 1:

h
r m v
A

to

Fight the Urge

I
I
A

I
I

Don't...

Fight the Urgc

Piano - Vocal

Fight
A

No one's here.

the urge.-

(s2:)

Fight

the urge.-

Fight

the urge.-

In m y

Hanes.

Real - ly ug - ly girls.

II

Let

my

mind-

and

bod

con - verge.-

II

Let

my

mind-

and

bod

con-verge.-

Let

my

mind-

and

bod

con - verge.-

Fight the Urge

Plano - Vocal

II

Yes,

it's

t h r i l l

t's

thrill

it's

t h r i l l

- er nude.

to

see

Bob

by

Bak

to

see

Bob

by

Bak - er

but

you

but

you

Yes,

II

don't un

- der - stand~-

that

point

ing is

rude.

Fight

the urge.

II

don't un

- der - stand-

that

point

ing is

rude.

Fight

the urge.

don't un

- der - stand-

that

point

ingis

rude.

Fight

the urge. -

nude,

Fight the Urge

Piano - Vocal

El

,,3:,

S 3:

Stop.

think - ing.-

The more-

you fo-cus on it... The more-

Oh,

stop.

Stop

the blood is flow-ing... The more-

ALL 3: (falsetto)

- you feel the rush.

lead go

to

Help!

my pen - cil and my

whole bod - y blush.-

Stop...

It makes the

Fight the Urgt

Piano - Vocal

ls61

S 1:

S 3:

Let - ting na- ture hap-pen here could

ru-in my life,

Or get me

punched in the nose,

Or called

ALL 3:

a big fag.

So

won- der

I'll

nev

this fight-

if-

- er

be

nor

will t a k e its toll?

ma1 and

won't have

wife.-

St:
>

still have a

life-

if

can

get

my

- self

un

- der con - trol ...-

can

Fight the Urge

Piano - Vocal

That's

the goal.-

Don't

Or

think of

a pole ...-

a hole ...-

Hey. Bob- by! Bob - by

sub. p

Bak - er, Bob - by Bak - er. Bob - by

Bak - er. Bob- by, Bob - by. Bob - by

Fight the Urge

Piano - Vocal

breathe...

breathe,

II

wait.

Oh.

Please

wait.

Real-ly ug - ly girls.

ha

ha

ha

minute.Wait un - ti1 I'm at my

Wait a

smell of bod - y

And the

ha

Tran

quil

od

- or.-

ty,

c,
lock - er and I've put on rnwanes.-

Shit!

Don't!

It's em - bar-rass-ing.

Wait.

Don't!

Oh,

Oh, it's hap-pen-ing, M y

Piano - Vocal

Fight the Urge

116

117

quil

hate this Na - zi

tor-ture.

par

- ents

hav

no.-

11"

Tran

m'

I/

Give

ing

118

ty.

me my fuck-ing tow - el.

sex.

No!

No!

No!

Eugh!

No, no,

No,no,

no.

no.-

Fight the Urge

Piano - Vocal

II

Fight

the

urge.-

nght

the

urge.-

fight

the

Wait.

Dont.

Stop.

Wait.

Don't.

Stop.

Stop.

urge.-

I
I
0

Stop.

iJ

Fight

the

urge.-

Fight

the

urge.-

You're,a

Blood - y nose...

fag-got...

Fight the Urgc

Piano - Vocal

II

an

II

an - y - one know-

an - y

- one k n o w what's

one know-

hap

p'ning in

what's

hap

p'ning in - side.

what's

hap

p'ning in

I-\-------------------------

I am

(@?--I

- side.

- side.

.........................................

a l l a-lone...

(loco)

Piano - Vocal

I am

- 16-

a l l a-lone...

Fight the Urge

Naked Boys Singing!

No. 6

Robert Mitchum

Lyrics by Mark Winkler

Music by Shelly Markham

cue:

APPLAUSE SEGUEfrom #5

Rubato

must be some - thing

wrong with m e . -

'cause

I don't find in the

least sex- y, all those

calla voce

pret - ty boys with the

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per - fect bods,

pranc - ing a-round like

Hol - ly - wood gods.

Yet,

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Piano - Vocal

ev

ev

- 'ry

del

Robert Mitchum

- 3 -

'ry

where

book.

that

care

see.

- toids pumped. And their

sex

to

see.

ap

look-

In

ev

see

those

- peal has my li

bi

- 'ry

mov

guys

- ie

wtth

and

their

- do stumped.-

Easy 4 - "Soft-shoe tempo"

- ert Mitch - urn.

Piano - Vocal

Robert Mi tchum

know he was a lit - tle beef - y

and

soft,

But

"bitch- in'."

he was

As

for

when he took it

me,

all

1 long for the days when

>>

guys-

skin - ny

did -n't look like they

legs-

spent all-

week

at the

gym.

least

When

srnid-geon.

Robert Mitchum

Piano - Vocal

some peo-ple say I've

real big heart. It's

true, it's true, Oh

God,

would have been

i
I

hot

back

then; Be - fore the

age

of

im-plants and

col - la

gen.-

Easy 4 - "Soft-shoetempo"

As

for

s m o k e d and did a lot of

bad

stuff,

But

when he

act -ed

real

Piano - Vocal

Robert Mi tchum

He

had

me

me.

I long for the days when

or

would ditch 'em.

g u y s did -nlt drink

fret a

bout-

Give me Rob - ert

the

bot- tled

state

Mitch - urn.

of

wat -er,

but bot - tJes of

theh skin. That's

when

Piano - Vocal

Robert Mi tchum
79

Does anybody remember


him in "Cape Fear"?
81

82

Now,

that

to the

was

mov - ing

ex

ser - i - ous!

per - i-ence.

Bad

core,-

he wore. I'll

nev - er

for - get.

and

Piano - Vocal

Robert Mi tchur
(straight 8 t h ~ )

89

7 3 -

90

know he knew Just

91

When his

bed - room eyes came in

what to

do.

back

Mitch - um.

ln the

day-

And I'm

re - a1

of

not

lone!

to

view.

>

m e n

,,-

per-fect

You

ten-

Rob - ert

Uke

As

for

Piano - Vocal

Robert Mitchum

-9-

us.

Rob - ert Mitch-um. When

We long for the days of

guys came in all siz - e s and

SOLO:

shapes .

TRIO:

Some

could

ev-en

get

dates.

and while we're

We long for the days

when

\
SOLO:

guys weren't so

young.

Or

tall.

or thin.

or per

- fect - ly

done.

8"-Hell,
- 1

Piano - Vocal

- 10-

Robert Mi tchun

SOLO:

II

let's

be

frank--

ly hung.

BACKUP:

per - fect

SO

r
I

,-

Back in the days-

ten-

per-fect

ten.

Rob

- ert

Mltch - urn!

Rob

Mitch - urn!

ert

!
I

Per - fect

per - fect

Qr
I

ly

of

urn

y
I

hung.

re - a1 m e n like

re - a1 m e n like

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Naked Bop Sitgitg!

No. 7

Jack's Song
Music by Ben Schaechter

Lyrics by Jim Morgan


cue:

APPLAUSE SEGUEfrom #6

Rubato

legato
fi

-.

0-

ten.

r'sb

ten.
I-

[SOLO 2 enters]

[SOLO 3 enters]

Rif,

SOLO 1:
-

6
I

When

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ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

all

those

w
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Piano - Vocal

give my - self

Jack's Soni

a heat. I

seek re

lef,

and pound my

beef.

Rit.

sigh,

and

yet

if

don't

feel

beat my

Reverently - Faster

need an ed - u - ca - tion. You don't

con

I breathe a

A tempo

tent - ed

meat.

and

com - plete.

just

re

You don't

SOLO 2:

need a P. H. D. All you

need is con - cen - tra - tion and the

Piano - Vocal

Jack's Song

-4SOLO 3:

rest comes nat - Ira1 - ly.

need col - la - bor - a - tion. Cal- vin

You don't

Kleins, or great phy

I
I

<*
-

J
-

fi

?KE

4
-

@---------------

TRIO:

siques--

Now we'll

do

de - mon - stra - tion

niques.

fim-

of a

-,

>

i
A bit faster

meat.

1 beat my

meat.

I get a

grip and zip, zip, zip, I'm gon - na

Piano - Vocal

Rit.

I.

give my - self

Faster

a treat. I

beat my

meat.

Rall. e cresc.

Jack's Song

-5-

sigh. and yet if

I beat my

A tempo

I don't feel con

meat.

I breathe a

+ OTHERS:

- tent - ed and com-pl:te. then I re - peat, and

I re-peat. and I re-

Poco rit.

L~ance~ r e & l

1541

[In t h s "dance",the "BEATERS~houldat first alternately and then collectively build to a polyrhythmic climax.]

Jack's Song

Piano - Vocal

ALL:

- ly

Ri t.

cor -rect as well as

ap

pe - ti - zing, 'Cause

who would serve a steak in need

of

s o - cial - ly cor - rect as well as

ap

pe - ti - zing, 'Cause

who would serve a steak in need

of

so - cid

A tempo

-,-

ten - der - iz - ing.

So

beat

my

ten - der - iz - ing.

So

beat

my

V.S. 7

Piano - Vocal
Accel. poco a poco

meat.

I beat my

Jack's Song

meat.

Andzip, zip,

zip,

get

a grip. I'm g o n - n a

A bit faster

give my - self

a treat.

beat my

meat.

I beat my

meat.

And when I

Even faster

do

I'm tell - in' you that I'm con -

grill,

change my a t -

tent - ed and corn-plete.

tire.

I get a

and light the

thrill.

fire.

I get the

I salt, I

Jack's Song

Piano - Vocal

11

oiI,

and

then

broil. Then

we

say

grace and

then

we

eat.

en

broil. Then

we

say

grace and

then

we

eat.

But first I beat,

But first I
But first I beat,

beat,

beat,

But

first

beat

my

I
I

beat
beat

my
my

beat

my

Piano - Vocal

II

Jack's Son

meat!

meat!

End of Act I

No. 8

Members Only
(Introduction)
Music by Stephen Bates

Lyrics by Stephen Bates & Robert Schrock


SOLO 3:

SOLO 2:

I*

La

- la - la

La-la-la La

SOLO 1:

II

La - la-la-la - la

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La

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Piana - Vocal

La-la-la-la-la
La-la-la- la-la

La-la-la- la-la

Members Only (Introduction)

2-

La-la-la- la-la La

La

La-la-la- la-la La-la-la- la-la

La

La-la-la- la-la La-la-la- la-la

La-la-la- la-la La

La

Recit.

SOLO:

Ac - cord -ing to

DIc - tion- ar - y

(vocal ad lib)

I=\

mer - i - can Her - i - tage

the

(Of the

Eng-Ush

Lan

Piano - Vocal

"Pe-nis" is the male-

or-gan of

Members Only (Introduction)

cop - u - la- tion and, in mam - mals,

in-ar-y

ex- cre -

Gavotte

SOLO:

there's

one

book

'twill

nev - er

ev

er

fail

ya.

When

Piano - Vocal

-4Grandly

fish -in1 for

a def

Members Only (Introduction)

- i - ni - tion

in - farn - ous

OTHERS:

by

South

- ern

Ro

Ro - g e t .

get.*

Bap

- tist

Sex - u - a1

Ac

Man

- u - al-

- cord - ing

the

"Pen- is" is ...

Valse - (In 1)

2-

to

SOLO 1:

* mispronounced as "rogue - ette"

Piano - Vocal

Members Only (Introduction)


SOLO 2:

mat

ters

cat

gor

ic

or

al,

SOLO 3:

ev

en

met

phor

ic

we've

al,

SOLO
-

1~

on

some

thing

found

soph

an

or

mor

ic

cle,

al.

1:

or

So

PIANO-VOCAL

No. 8A

Naked Boys Singing!

Members Only
(Part I)
Music by Stephen Bates

Lyrics by Stephen Bates & Robert Schrock

Dick

Dick

Pfick

Dick

Pric k

Dick

Prick

Prick

For rehearsal purposes only:

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Piano-Vocal

Members Only - Part I

y 4

Dick - a

\. ii

v: - -C - ~,g

Dick - a

Dick - a

Prick - a

Pi

Dick - a

Prick - a

Prick - a

Dick - a

Dick a

Prick - a

~chlong

Prick - a

Prick - a

1)

Dong

8
a

Dick - a

Dick - a

Dick - a

Dick - a

Dick - a

Dick - a

Cock

--

Prick- a

I
Schlong

Fk@E&rr,;7
Prick - a

Prick- a
I-

d
Dong

Prick - a

Prick - a

---

I--~~ii!zL1 =P :
I
1

--

Schlong

Dong

Schlong

-- --

Prick - a
I
0I

Dong

PIANO-VOCAL

Naked Boys Sillgiq!

Members Only

No. 8B

(Part 11)
Music by Stephen Bates

Lyrics by Stephen Bates & Robert Schrock

111:
IV:
e

Wood - y

wood

- y

wee

- nie wee - me wee - nie

wood - y

wood - y

Wood

- y

- nie wee - nie wee - nie wee - nie

wood - y

wood

- y

wood - y

>

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ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Music Preparation by Wayne Alan Blood - (212) 724-4058

Members Only - Part I1

Piano-Vocal

111:
IV:

Hard

I:
11:

111:
IV:

v:
VI:
3

VII:

Wood

- y

wood

- y

wood - y

wood - y

Wood

- y

wood

- y

wood

- y

wood - y

Piano- Vocal

Members Only - Parl

-3-

El

111:
IV:

.;I

VI:

5
=@

Hard

I:

11:

111:
1V:

V:
VI:
Wood

VII:

- y

wood -

Wood

Piano- Vocal

Members Only - Part 11

-414

ll

"

- rect.

111:
IV:

V:
VI:

Hard

cid.

V:
VI:

'

Segue as one to Part III

PIANO-VOCAL

No. 8C

Members Only
(Part 111)

Lyrics by Stephen Bates & Robert Schrock

Music by Stephen B

TEN:

Does he

li

Yel- low.

"

m e lerr~~

wear it on the right?

brown or

Does 1

ink or red?

Thick.

fat.

short. thin?

~ I C B . tat

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Piano - Vocal

ll "

Members On1y (Part 111)

PInk or pur-ple?

Thick. fat short, thin?

Pink or pur-ple head?

Blg or small? Left or right?

Is it tan or i s it red or-

Plnk. tan.black.whitc?

Thick. fat. short, thin?

Here's a dink and here's a peck-er.

Here's a d h k and here's a peck-er.

1s

,I

.,

Here

It c u m . a dou-ble deck-er.

Herc

It c u m , a dou- ble deck-er.

16

What

a wank- er!

What

a wank- er!

What a

wank- er.

What a wank-er!

What

a wank- er!

What

a wank - er!

What a

wank - er.

What a wank - er!

Piano - Vocal

Members Only (Part 111)

Dictated

GROUP 1:

Cut,

--cut.

Cut.

--cut.

? 1

--cut.

--cut.

a t .

-cut.

GROUP 2:

>
J

Un-

un-

un-

un-

un-

un-

--cut .

un-

un-

un-

un-

--cut.

m
Ah!
3 SOLOISTS:

(ALL;)

21

22

mem - ber

23

mem - ber.

_-----

mem

- ber

the

mem

- ber.
>

PIANO-VOCAL

No. 9

Naked Boys Sitqing!

Perky Little Porn Star


Music & Lyrics by David Pevsner

cue:
"Yousee..." (music starts)

Light country swing

I'm

moth

perk

- er does - n't like

(n 133)

y lit - tle porn

my job

at

all.

star

from

Sko

have

If

- li- nois.

to go

to work,

- kie,

MY

sex

- u-

a1

i - ty's

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ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

a perk,

but

she

says

it's just

as far

as I

can

fall.

I'm

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Piano - Vocal

Perky Little Porn Star

J e w - ish boy in-side, but the

nice part went and died on the

first day that I showed u p on the

set.

I could

hear the Rab- bi's scream- ing 'cause I

day I saw Tab Hunt-er soak-ing

wet.

When your

did what I was dream- ing since the

back-ground is sub-ur-ban, whole-some

as

De- an - na Dur

- bin,

the

sub

- ject

of

your pe

- nis is

ta

- boo.

It

Plano - Vocal

Perky Little Porn Star

real-ly

is a thrill though-

screw.

I'm

can't

Ry

be - lieve

it's hap

- an, Jeff and Rex.

mon-key with a dil-do-

to

perk

- y Iit

- pen - ing to

get

- tle porn

star

me.

to live

and

from

Guys are

a gay

let the wor- ld watch you while you

Sko

kie, 11

- li-nois.

jeal - ous of

the sex

man's fan - t a - sy.

But,

with

try

to

Piano - Vocal

Perky Little Porn Star

tell an old cur-mud-geon that you

four.

He will

call you "Her- e - tic!" "Sin- ner!"

in my mouth and tuch- us?

I
* Pronounced: so

like to push the fudge in for the

cam-'raswith two guys, or three. or

"Ab - ber - rant and sick!" Blow the she -

sud - den gust of fam - 'ly shame at

- tacks.

I con-

Piano - Vocal

Perky Little Porn Star

tin - ue giv-ing head

1I

lax.

Oy,

and pre

ga-vault! I'm

don't quite make

- tend that Mom is dead and my

perk

con-science and my sphinc-ter can re-

- y lit - tle porn star from

a kill - ing spill- ing

seed.

But the

Sko

- kie. 11 - ll-nois.

mon - ey's pret

- ty good and as

Piano - Vocal

-7-

got some awe - some films for you to

act-or's life for me,

and

guess

rent.

this means

Perky Little Porn Star

That may

be my leg- a - cy,--

I can't be Pres

- dent.

NO great

So my

Piano - Vocal

-8-

- -

pros-pects may seem bleak. You may

quence.

I guess I

"Strip"Tempo

love It.

Perky Little Porn Star


I

84
a

see me as a freak. But I

need - ed to re

- be1

'cause my

0
I

did it

1 1

rI

I
-I

and I'll take the con-se-

life a t home was hell... But

(n 133)
=

And I've made it.

Pret-ty

soon I'll get a c

t when they

start to sell the nlf-ty rub-ber

ver- sion of my butt!

And when

my

pos - ter

or goes

down

Piano - Vocal

Perky Little Porn Star

can't say: "He's in-fer- i - or be

cause he chose to bare


7 2 -

-9-

Sko - kle.

-2-

it. He's
3

perk

- y - Ut -

tle porn

-y

Ut-tle porn Star from

from S k o - k i e Il

I'm

perk

star from

nois."

Sko

kie ll

- li - nois. Oy!
m---,

Nalwd Bm Singing!

Nothin' But the


Radio On
Music by Shelly Markharn

Lyrics by Mark Winkler

cue to continue:
" ...What were you thinkin'?"

Rubato

Em7

cue to continue:
"...Hold on, I got another call comin' in. "

FMaj7

rn

7
1

pJ

Tempo
C

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ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

FMaj7

F Maj7

10

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Piano - Vocal
FK:

Mar - i

14

R
r m

- lyn Mon-roe-

15
1

FIC

FIC

r
I

\\

one of those.-

sold

mil

The

She was just start

r-3-

posed with - out c l o t h e s

C
r

Nothin' But The Radio On

-2-

lion

- in'

n a - tion was shocked--

cal - en - d a r s -

and a

lit-tle

and

13

for a

back-room

FIC

cal

en - dar;

16
I

J'

Ma- ma

called her a s l e a z e ,

trip - led

n a - i v e . When the

but she

her fees.

press asked; "Hon, what did

-4-

Piano - Vocal

G 7sm4

noth

G7

- in

but

Young Burt

the

- di

- o

Rey - nolds

Em

n spread-

I
C

o - ver

his

tal

ii
on a

I'*
I

- 1
I

bear - skin

ent,

Straight Feel

The

rug--

had

G /B

C
I

with a

man

Cos-moMag-a-zine--_

42

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36

in

FIC
41

G7

on.-

did his o

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40

bo - dy has r e a d -

ra

35

Nothin' But The Radio On

I
I

ev-'ry-

Am
I

grin on his f a c e . One hand

taste.-

And

Nothin' But The Radio On

Piano - Vocal
C

I \

55
I

r a - di

I\

rn

U
I(

boys,--

fJc-f

is that o

so

wrong.-

- o on.-

i 1

v'

tell me,

You
Y

aE

m
Y

-E

Oh, no you

G
I

Now

lh

Am

best be be - liev

in1 it was

play

in'

the sweet

est

song.

With

best be be - liev

in' it was

play

in1 the sweet

est

song.--

With

60

61
I

r
I

noth - in'

but the

ra - di

noth - in'

but the

ra

- o

- di - o

62
I

on.--

on. -

La

- de - d a - da

de - d a - da.

Piano - Vocal

Nothin' But The Radio On

G7

G A3

La - da - da - da.

La

- da -

da - da.

noth- in' but a few dreams

and a

pleas-tn' per- son- a1 - 1 - ty,

Tho' I had am - bi- tion

I was

Ran0 - Vocal

Now

II

from now

on-

from now

on-

they'll be

Tempo

Noth-in' but the ra

Nothin' But The Radio On

don't be - lieve-

play

that it's

- in' my count

ry

oh -----

so wrong.-

And

song.

Swing

G7sM

II

9-

G7

di

- o on.-

Em7

La - de - da - da

de

- da - da.-

I'm

Piano - Vocal
G

I
II

at

my

Nothin' But The Radio On

- 10Am

b e s t

and I'm bet

ter than all-

And he's bet

ter than a

the rest.

the rest.-

With

Rubato

noth - in'

but

the

ra

- di

Noth - in'

but

the

ra

- di - o

Straight
G 7sus4
97

G7

F
9 98

G7sus4
99

100
-

Noth

- in' but the

Noth - in'

but

the

ra

- di - o

ra

- di

- o

on.

PIANO-VOCAL

No. 11

Kris, Look What


you've Missed
[Transposed to Bb]
Music by Stephen Bates

Lyrics by Robert Schrock

Contemplative

1 I

Quasi Tempo

(.h .h throughout)
=

5
I

I
I

I was

'

7
I

na - ked,-

-r
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ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

'

W----l

I was

'I

Music Preparation by Wayne Alan Blood - (212) 7244058

Piano- Vocal

D ,

Kns, Look What You've Missed [Tpsd to Bb]

12

l v

,
8

13

rl

I
I

Freely

fi

14
I l r

1 4 3.
1 %

d
and

I
I

oh,

i
so

i
I

vul - ner
-- ,

ble.
-

I got

an-gry

I got
3

Freely
I

loved

- 23

24
I

a
I

I
Such

i
tal

you

- ent,

so

-rpq
L

such

Piano-Vocal

0 ,LJ 25

Kris, Look What You've Missed [Tpsd to Bb]

-i

- mor,

hu

- sion,

pas

26

27
I

So

much

with

fev

',
I-

/-

to live

er,

\\

for---

With

You

were

Allargando

32
I

--.o-

but there's

my-

life.-

Rit.
33
..-.

You're the one who left,

no- thing left of me.

I -0
I --

Kris ,

look what you've

Piano-Vocal
-

Kns, Look What You've Missed [Tpsd to Bb]

1801

love

with

you,

me,

laugh now

Part

of

88

re

me,

mem

- ber-ing things.-

we're

Allargando

grow

89

You're

Rit.

P
- '"

up. -

II

ing--

Freely

We are still as one,

Gently

but

I'm be - com - ing "me".

Kris ,

look what you've

Piano-Vocal

Kris, Look What You've Missed (Tpsd to Bb]

A tempo
93
A

eJ

>7-

Conversationally

Rich

- ard

got

fat,

bald.

Then

And

Mi

- chael

got

is

thin,

Then went

fa - mous, and

Sam

br

A tempo

changed.

I
Your

neph - ew

has

- n't

Piano- Vocal

Kris, Look What You've Missed r p s d to Bb]

mar - ried ,

hope

now,

the

on

whole world's-

we're

liv

ing,

line.-

There's

feel

Freely

am stand - ing strong now,

Gently

Here

with my mem - o - ries-

Kris ...

kay.

Piano- Vocal
-

Kris, Look What You've Missed [Tpsd to Bb]

( A tempo
A

met

man.

sempre legato
I

He

loves

me

n , L 122
rc
d

bd-

1
,

ve

SO

q
-

.
-

I---

I -

eu

-i
1

He's noth - ing

much.-

123

124

1
1

like

you,

and

love him,

too.--

We're

hap

PY?

we're

one

now.

We

Kris, Look What You've Missed n p s d to Bb]

Piano- Vocal

have

a--

life.-

good

I'm

Rall.

L131

now,

me

132

133

I
I

I'm

whole

'

I
a

grown

now.

I'm

Rit.

1
1

man.

Freely

Kris ,

look

what you've

b s , Look What You've Missed [Tpsd to Bb]

Piano-Vocal

Quasi Tempo

missed.

Kris ...

Kris ...

Oh,

8"--,

Oh,

Kris ...

Oh,

I
I

&

d.

//
U

Slowly

Look

missed.

what

you've

PIANO-VOCAL

Naked Boys Singing!

No. 12

Muscle Addiction
Music & Lyrics by Mark Savage

cue:

SEGUE from #11

N.B. - Piano i s TACET till Bar 51

(Drum Trax continue)

SOLO:

Six

I.

Hi?"?'

A.

M.

The sun

is

dawn-in'.

My

eyes

all droop-y,

I'm yawn - in'.

I/

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ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

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-2-

Piano - Vocal

Muscle Addiction

El
My e y e s say

My lips

GYM RATS:
-

I
I

+8

say

No!

1'4

My head

lX

1I

i
But

says

No!

X
I

X
I

Wil- ly says

No!

15

Yeah!

X
I

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

You

got

=
Yeah!

Muscle Addiction

Piano - Vocal

I4

ALL:

--

hump

Pump

junk

junk

boy

hunk

1 1

22

Y-'
you wan

if

boy

then

boy

if

lr

hump

d
I

be

you wan

- na

be

hunk

I
y

mus

- cle

to

be

got

you

23

l w . h

- na

man.

Piano - Vocal

Muscle Addiction

El

SOLO:

n ,kl\

(Drum Trax continue)

mus

I A

- cles sha- kin'

I'm soak - in'

wet,

I'm just

and

fin- ish - in' my-

first set.

( D m Trax continue)

look in the mir

- ror and I'm feel-in' some pride,-Then

look like a s t i c k stand-in' next to him.-

big boy comes and stands by my side. I

Why the h e l l do I come to the gym?-

Piano - Vocal

Muscle Addiction

-5SOLO:

Tri-ceps say

Bi- ceps say

L?.B

GYM RATS:
1

P
I

No!

35

36
I

MY

pea

I
-

IX1

But

say

,A

u1

Wil

No!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

You

- ly s a y s

Yeah!

Yeah!

Piano - Vocal

Muscle Addiction

139)

ALL:

Pump

Pump

hump

junk

boy

if

hunk

boy

then

junk

boy--

if

hunk

mus -

cle

you wan

you

got

you wan

man. -

na

be

to

be

na

be

Piano - Vocal

El

Muscle Addiction

SOLO:

Run on

the tread

Keep

II

miU,

I'm out - ta air.

rac

on

in',

Wheez - in', pant - in', grow - in' dim.

Keep

lungs

on

say

rac

My legs

Run

chas

in'

pac

in'

My

say

very "muddy1:hold pedal down throughout

place and I get

Why the hell--

in', chas

No!
Play R.H. (sneak in)

in

Pat

in'.

But

No!

in'.

do I come to the p?- MY

heartsays

No!

no- where.

Wil-ly says

Yeah!

- 10-

Piano - Vocal

Muscle Addiction

pre - tend you don't

you're

'

soap

se

cret

on

in',

!-

grop

ly

dis - play.

Keep

!
I
I
1

in',

sco

no - tice-

!
I
l
h
W e ,I !
I
E
1

do,

pin'

'cause

you. -_

ev

on

'ry

bo

dy's

Piano - Vocal

- 11 -

Muscle Addictior

SOLO:

I
Steam.

Fire.
I

GYM RATS:

,--

\
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hPrn

Fi

like

I
a sweat - y dream.

The

L 13I

1 0

re

Steam

SOLO:

fig- ures

shift,-

you strain your

eyes

and feel the ten

: Vamp till ready 1

sion rise and rise.-

Piano - Vocal

12-

Muscle Addiction

ALL:

Moo

Cruise - y

zy-

[The STUD enters the Steamroom]

Who's he?-

I
>

>

1[Jump to Bar 1 0 4 from either Bar 102 or 1031


A

,102

cue to continue:
"Hill --"Hi"
"Later?" - "Yeah,later."
.

103

GYM RATS:

so,,:

Rom- e - o and Ju

li

et

it ain't.

So get

104

Con mot0

out

of

the steam - room

Piano - Vocal

II

II

o u t of the steam
Out of the steam

Muscle Addiction

- 13 -

room^-

- room

be - fore you
be - fore you

faint.
faint.

Slowly

ri

ny7 con pedale

If

God

made his

an - gels with this

mus - cle - y grace----

then

Piano - Vocal

Muscle Addiction

- 14 -

Atempo

hea

heav

- en

- ven--

must be
must be

rn

must be

hea - ven

a
a

(Bass Drum on TRAX)

122

123
I

P
'
I

hot
hot

II

and

and

sweat
sweat

- y-y

place
place.

Whoo!

sweat

y--

place.

Whoo!

.,

1
7

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(Cue: TRAX)

SOLO:

Pi""
g

I ,

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Now

'

'

"

(DrumTrax continue)
I

I+

'I

this

Piano - Vocal

Muscle Addictior

may sound dumb, a n d it may sound sil-ly. but I'm

get - tin'

and buffs your goal-

does

pret-ty s u r e I'm work-in' o u t for Wfl-ly. When

mat- ter which head-

cares if the lit - tle head's -the one

yes,

I'm do - in' it

all--

for him. -

is in con - trol?-

my work- o u t done?-

NOW

know why

I come to the gym.-

Who

Piano - Vocal

Muscle Addiction

- 16-

SOLO:

IlI

And Wil - ly says

/I

I ,

Yeah!

Yeah!

Pump

junk

Y
You got

boy

Yeah!
I

Yeah!

GYM RATS:

Yeah! Yeah!

if

to

you wan - na

be

be

(Cue: TRAX)

hunk

boy.

Then

you

got

to

be

Muscle Addictit

Piano - Vocal

mus

Plav BOTH HANDS:

you wan

if

*
d

cle

man.

- na

be

PIANO-VOCAL

No. 13

N a U Bq% Singing!

The Entertainer
Music & Lyrics by
Trance Thompson and Perry Hart

Tempo rubato (ala "Lush Life")

SOLO:

You

come

Copyright O 1998 by Authors


ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

to see my

show,

- mazed at how I let you know the

Music Preparation by Wayne Alan Blood - (212) 724-4058

The Entertainer

Piano - Vocal

Accel.

real

me.

You

Rall.

ask

your - self,

'What's

ten.

sim - ply can't re - sist the mys - ter

soul in-

ev - 'ry part

and

I
Broader

hit

grr- - - ,

the per - fect

stance.

y.

role,

"To be

Moving- forward

and

o - pen up my heart

or not to

be?"

Then

The Entertainer

Piano - Vocal

d a n c e . -

gest there's

You clutch your

so

much more

chest,

than meets

Let out a

the

sigh.

lie.

Right now l'm

pull

I sug -

It's all

eye.

Blues tempo

A fil- thy

May

J = 112

think- ing, "God, 1 hate this job, life

through,-

The Entertainer

Plano - Vocal

you.

I'm

Bette's

The En

di

ter -

- tain - er.

vine. -

Cuz when

they're

Bar-bra's

ach - y, mope

y, bitch

y,

or

sub -

just

\
out

of their freak - in' minds,__

They still

de

liv

- er,

Like me

they're

The Entertainer

-5-

Piano - Vocal

giv

- ers,

We're E n

ter -

-tab

- ers.

8"----.

night af

ter

\
night.

strip

We're En - ter

the

lay

ers

- tain - ers.-

off.

you'll

S e e , when I

gree,---

8"---,

all

The Entertainer

Piano - Vocal

am

isjust

thing

I work

I--

make - up

a f a c - sim

i -

so ver - y hard--

of ev

to

d Zd',

-1e

4 1

--

'n' cos - tumes 'nl lights,

get

you'd nev

you to

see.-

Be-neath

fev

er

- er have

and

the

h i .

guessed,

that I've got


erne

'ry -

con

- tion

in

my-

Piano - Vocal

The Entertainer

-7(dry and airy)

ches ...

ches...

lie,

wings,

do,-

chest.

~ u It

stare in

the rnir

- ror, hate

So sad

get

my

but

It's

I'll hit

by.

- self

true;

all

and start to c r y .

I'm

the

It's what

The En

- ter -

Piano - Vocal

tain

shine,

tain

er.-

On

off - stage

The Entertainer

8-

we

whine!

ers.-

Dance break - Striptease


1

stage

we

We're En

ter -

Piano - Vocal

The Entertainer

-9-

Tempo I"

SOLO:

But
BACKUP:

when

But

when

Piano - Vocal

strip

The Entertainer

the lay

ers off,

you'll

gree,-

All
7

II

strip

the lay - ers o f f ,

am

is just

ting

am,

I work

I work

you'll

fac - sim

a - gree -

- hee

- hee

hee,

All-

I'm on - ly

so ver - y hard-

so hard

fac

sim -

le.

to

get

you

to

see.-

to

get

you

to

see.-

Be-neath

the

Piano - Vocal

II

The Entertainer

make - up

cos - tumes In' lights,

In'

you'd nev

rm

Doo

94

I
'LDi
v

95

0
I

aches

r'
Y

m
I

and pains,

guessed,

- what.

(SOLO:)

- er have

0
1

'n' bumps

0
I

'n' sprains.

'--3--7

Bruis - es

1I

'n' scrapes

got

what.

-#

that 1

= r o I

'n' var

r
3

i - cose veins.

Bun-ions 'n' mi-graines 'n' sin-us 'n' gas. k r - y n - @-tis, bron-chi-tis, ar-thri-tis, a rash. l'm

Piano - Vocal

The Entertainer

bloat-ed 'n' ti- red 'n' nau- seous 'n' sleep - y , Frus

fa- tigued and I got - ta go pee - pee. I'm

- pressed!-

lone-ly, l'm need-y, I'm crank-y, and I am de

- trat - ed,

Oh, but

7
-

3
1
I

I=

I
We're so

II
1

please!

Don't

cry

for

me.

Don't

cry

for

me!

fw
7

-I

de

- pressed!---

Up

here

Piano - Vocal
(SOLO:)
105
0

The Entertainer

h a -

106

I--

eJ

I
thrive,

1 fee

nine - t o - five!3

II

1 love it

so,

This biz called

Yeah!-

II

love

to stay,

folks, I've

got

A n d tho' I'd

"show".

Ah!

ta

go.

We

got - ta

go!

But we'll

be

But we'll

be

The Entertainer

Piano - Vocal

II

back,

you can bet on-

that!

back.

you can bet on-

that!

"Splat!"

I need to

"Splat!"

II

fake, yet

Yet,

fab - u - lous,

fab - u - lous!

With-out

see my name on that old mar

crowd, just

flat!

- quee, and stand up front and be some

That old mar - quee.-

ver- sion of me!-

lay m

Could we be

plain - er?

Could we be

plain - er?-

The Entertainer

Piano - Vocal
(SOLO:)

I'm

That's

(SOLO:)

noth

all-

- ing

if

not

Let's hit

The En

the

ter

road!-

,,,"

- tain - er!

No. 14

Window to Window
(reprise)
Music & Lyrics by Rayme Sciaroni

clue:

APPLAUSE SEGUEfrom # 13

Andante con moto

O Copyright 1997 by Author.


ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

d=

90

Music Preparation by Wayne Alan Blood - (212) 724-4058

Piano - Vocal

Window to Window (reprise)

-2-

El
There

win - dow.

you are-

a - gain,

Will you

19

pass

look out--

and

20

21

see

- ing by-

me stand

your

ing

22

r
I

~U\

here?

Here we are-

"
d
-/

a-gain...---

Slow - ly ris

ing

pas -.%.ion.-

Will

Piano - Vocal

Window to Window (reprise)

ev

'ry-thing-

and

with you-

make

sweet

feels-

love-

un

so

right,

ti1

the morn

light.

see the way-you

ing

want-

me.

It's the

way that I

want you.--

Piano - Vocal

ev

Window to Window (reprise)

'ry- thing-

for

us-

will turn

right...-

out

_---_--__-----,

Well

then.

un

tii

to

mor

row

Segue as one

Naked Bays Singing!

No. 15

Window to the Soul


Music and Lyrics by Stephen Bates

cue:

SEGUE AS ONEfrom #14

Rubato

SOLO 2:

SOLO 1:

doors and blinds are shut now, there's

stand be - fore you na- ked.

no-where else to go.

I've

what have

I dis-cov-ered?

Copyright 0 1997 by Authors.


ALL KIGI-FTS RESERVED

That

The

peeled off all the lay-ers,

and

SOLO 2:

SOLO 1:

left of me to show?

What's

be - ing na-ked means much more than

be - ing just un-COV-ered.


For if-

Music Preparation by Wayne Alan Blocd - (212) 7244058

Window to the Soul

Piano - Vocal
SOLO 1:

what

we

seek

is

truth

BOTH:

and

hon

- es

ty

our

goal.

Oh,

then

win - dow

Segue as one

No. 16

Transition to Finale

cue:
SEGUE AS ONEfrom #15

Gently

SOLO 2:

And

II

SOLO 1:

And if you

Copyright O 1997 by Authors


A I L RIGHTS RESERVED

send

for

me.

I will

feel and kiss and hoId-

you.

if you

Piano - Vocal
7

6
GJ

Transition to Finale

-2-

for

send

I
I

D'

me,

I
I

share

I
I

I I

1
I
-0
I

my

beat

ALL:

rn

will

- ing

1
I

Know - ing

heart.

I-?:

(2%)

st=
F
-

Broadly

ev

'ry - thing-

for

us

will

turn

out

right.

--------------Segue as one
#

PIANO-VOCAL

Naked Bm Singir

No. 17

Finale
(Montage)
Music & Lyrics by Stephen Batr

cue:

SEGUE AS ONEfrom #16

ALL*:

7
U

e-0-

night

YOU

fi

nal - ly

get what you

I'm a

Pad

perk - y

1
/

for.

lit - tle porn

star from

* Singers drop out and re-enter as needed to cover their solo lines from earlier in the evening.
Copyright Q 1998 by Authors.
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Music Reparation by Wayne Alan Blood - (212) 724-4058

Piano - Vocal

II

Finale (Montage)

-3-

To

night

- hi

I
I

..

we throw in

bi - tion

meat, I beat my meat!

way.

+8
Give me

ALL:

Rob

ert

Mitch- um. I'm the

night, good old Shake - speare's con

en

- ter - tain

- sid - ered

a bore.

er.

To

night some - thing new and u

Finale (Montage)

Piano - Vocal

(roar, just hear them


27

i d -1 d

nique is

in store.

,
1

We

28
I
I

J
love

29
I

J
to

hear

I
I

30
I

, I

our aud - ience

-+
1

roar.-

roar)

If you

II

yell

--

Oh

yes, they're

and scream

sure

to see.

for more, you're

Oh,

yes, you're

sure

to see--

sure

to see

I
1
+id
,-, -

Piano - Vocal

Finale (Montage)

ra

Gra

tu

tu

- tous,

- tous,

Gra

G r a - tu

i - tous.

tu

tu

- tous

tous

(play if needed)

\
nu

di

- ty!

nu

di - ty!

To - night!

'I--

I
rl

" - I

- I

I
I

--

' I = - "--

* - - - - 1

**

I
I

I
1

I
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t t -

I
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I
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l

II
I
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1
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Applause segue

Naked Bm Siwing!

No. 18

Naked Boys Singing


Music & Lyrics by Stephen Bates

Ala marcia

II I rid-'

J.

= 138-142

.,

I
CJ

rT-

Copyright O 1998 by Authors.


ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

I
0-

'I

'I

I
-

'IT

'I

Music Preparation by Wayne Alan Blocd - (212) 724-4058

Plano - Vocal

11
I

Naked Boys Singing! (Bows)

19

20
1

21
I

ALL:
22
I

L
\

xi

You

yelled

and screamed

for

more.

well,

sure!

Let's

Piano - Vocal

-3-

@ve

beat of

cheer.

a diff

shed your in

si

we're

- 'rent

- hi

tion! Let's

na

Naked Boys Singing! (Bows)

- ked boys

drum.

bi

give

tion. There

is

shout.

- n't an - y

Let

it

March - ing to

sing

- ing.

We

will shed

plot.

all

hang

out

clothes

but there

is

out!

the

lf

an ex

We're na

you

- po -

- ked

Piano - Vocal

II

Naked Boys Singing! (Bows)

boys,

We're na

- ked

boys.

We're na

- ked

boys,

We're na

- ked

boys,

we're na

boys. We're na

ked

We're

ked

boys

II

sing

ing!

II

sing

ing!

II

sing

ing!

sing

ing!

ked

N a W Boys Sittgittg!

No. 19

Naked Boys Singing


(Exit Music)

Copyright O 1998 by Authors


ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Music Preparation by Wayne Alan Blood - (212) 724-4058

Plano - Vocal

-3-

Naked Boys Singing! (Exit Music

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