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RUNNING ORDER
ACT I
GRATUITOUS NUDITY
NAKED MAID
BLISS
WINDOW TO WINDOW
FIGHT THE URGE
ROBERT MITCHUM
JACK'S SONG
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ACT I1
MEMBERS ONLY
PERKY PORN STAR
NOTHIN' BUT THE RADIO ON
KRIS
MUSCLE ADDICTION
THE ENTERTAINER
WINDOW REPRISE
WINDOW TO THE SOUL
FINALE
NAKED BOYS SINGING!
&
- 1,
Gratuitous Nudity
Music & Lyrics by Stephen Bates
Additional Lyrics by Robert Schrock & Mark Winkler
Additional Music by Shelly Markharn
Bright Show 4
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ALL:
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night
you
fi nal - ty
paid
I
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for.
Gratuitous Nu
night
you will
night.
made
night,
some-thing ris-que.
To
for.
we throw in-hi -
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To
fuss)
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ev
en
ob
vi
both
ous
- er----
to
to
make
us you're
fuss
here
When it's
to see
--
gra
- tu
- i - tous
Piano - Vocal
fi ~
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d
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42
m
Rob
Gratuitous Nudity
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- son
should
live
in
(fear. just
I
live
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Stick it
---
ALL:
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fear
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HA
SOLO:
fi
fear)
.r
I\
: r
your rear!
We're here! No
cru
dl-ty!
Just
grat - tu
- tous
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V.S.
Gratuitous Nudity
Piano - Vocal
SOLO:
nu
di
- ty.
MY
moth - er spent
all
of
the
i ,v
I
,
d
I
r--A
mon - ey
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she earned
on
>
the
Rubato
les - sons
I've learned.
ten years of
If she
years
saw me
of
bal
to - day.
Well,
let?-
what would
say
for
Look,
my
I'm
Piano - Vocal
-6-
grate- ful
for
ail
my pro
look
night.
a1 gains.
and
now
tell her:
can
"Hey
Tempo I"
-2-
- fes - sion -
Gratuitous Nudity
Ma.
no
ALL:
Hanes!"
there's an
To
right
to stare.
To
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I
I
i-night,
you won't
un
- der- wear...
Piano - Vocal
Gratuitous Nudity
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>
night,
night.
there's an
you won't
straight or you're bi
or
trans
right
un
to stare.
- der-wear.
on
You're
Piano - Vocal
Gratuitous Nudity
1 Rubato
SOLO 2:
SOLO 1:
stand be
- fore you
na
- ked.
what's
left
of
me
to show?
The
SOLO 3:
there's
I've
SOLO 4:
SOLO 5:
what have
I dis-cov-ered?
That
To-
SOLO 6 & 7:
day
Piano - Vocal
Gratuitous Nudity
ALL:
shame - ful
or
ob - scene.
For if
and
SOLO 8:
soul.-
ALL:
night.
no
bleak
end.-
To -
night,
Gratuitous Nudity
- 11 -
Piano - Vocal
It's
week
To
end!
(roar, just
nique is
in store.
We
love
to
hear
our
aud - ience
If you
yell
and scream
roar. -
sure
ex
hear them
roar)
To ,
to see
Gratuitous Nudity
Piano - Vocal
II
oh,
.C-
sure
Gra
Gra - tu
sure
to see
to see
II
>
yes, you're
tu
- tous.
- tous.
Gra - tu - 1 - tous,
(play if needed)
tu
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tous
- - - - - - ,
I!
nu
dl
- tyl
To - night!
nu
dl
- ty!--
To - night!
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Applause segue
No. 2
cue:
SEGUE AS ONEfrom # l A
SOLO: (NAKED MAID)
(spoken)
Rubato
u
%
But
hts
cus -torn-ers de
mand ...
I
Copyright O 1998 by Authors
A L L RIGHTS RESERVED
3Piano - Vocal
Tell
him all
a - bout your
ser-vice.
Laugh
a - bout which 0 1
- sen
twin you
hate
f=-
the mos
Next
you s t a r t
and
then
be - gin
your prob
- ing
all the while he wants to fuck. Un - less he's cute he's out of luck. My
odd
sce - nar
- i-
o,
some
a broom.
RW.- -
say
it's s c a r - y. oh.
Work - ing o n
the
Na
na
ked stand
get
- ting
u p corn
in
e - dy
ex -
call
it's
ked Maid.
8";-
(loco)
It's
?an0
Vocal
Dance Break
[Dialogue]
5-
[Dialogue]
s i a n o - Vocal
When
all
gave it
my best shot.
The
bo - dy
of
Piano - Vocal
(sings)
pleased,
yet hot.
For
I get
to
real
- ty
the
(swing)
sat
is - fac
tion that
But,
don't care
an
be
just to add
ta
for
your Na
co - da
the
ked Maid.
that
when
of
reach my quo
clean - UI - ness.
ta.
PIANO-VOCAL
No. 3
cue:
APPLAUSE SEGUEfrom #2
O n cue:
LEAD:
When I
crowd
iI
gath
ered
m a n in a robe and
in
mY
room
was
eight days
old
with a
T'
hand.
And he
Piano- Vocal
said:
And he
RABBI:
fruit
spoke in a lan-guage
11
of
womb!"
I
I
- stand.
Then the
Slower
re - vealed
and he
held it
OTHERS:
I
/I
r 1 1n At
Piano-Vocal
-3-
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22
see.-
They
said it was
II
and they
OTHERS:
(spoken)
Freely
haved as though It
had
ped - i
Ah, the
gree.
Tempo di Valse
bliss
of
bris,
when
they
Piano-Vocal
all
con
gate
stare.
re
and
OTHERS:
I
awed.
LEAD:
44
They
of
the
bright - er
nis.
your
their
nus.
than
They're
OTHERS:
(chpptng)
46
I
I1
Aw ...
They
as
they
Piano-Vocal
thrill
at
the
sight
OTHERS:
of
its
daz - zling
per
fec
tion.
They
LEAD:
they
as
lime
rave
it
will
at
the
be
length
when
and
it
the
grasp
has
how
an
mar - vel
- ous
rec
tion.
an - gle.
sub
They
They
Piano-Vocal
Whee!
day.
snip
off
the
tip
Ah.
once
you've
shown
it
then
but
that's when
and
LEAD:
RABBI:
"Don't
ex
do.
pose
it
gain!"
But
P------,'
They
I'll
show
and
then
Piano- Vocal
e
J
you
may
corn
mence
gaze.
corn
I04
I
I
0
ri
d
Liz
Tay
- lor
it.
ment
and
ing
coo
-,
ie
with
mov
106
I
it.
SO
Reed
re
m
I
I
-
view - ing.
SOLO 4:
it.
SOLO 1:
SOLO 3:
dore
Rex
- ing.
Like
praise.
105
SOLO 2:
claim
it
Give
pli
98
97
--
Ac
LEAD:
alt
it.
Piano-Vocal
112
I
m
I
in
its
joice
113
I
glor - y.
For
114
a
God's
sake.
don't
fault
it.
OTHERS:
Fawn
LEAD:
- ing
mem - ber
Freely
say:
and
it
does - n't
SOLO:
"It's
need
RABBI:
like
but - terl"
So
an
y - more
swoon - ing.
prun - ing.
A tempo
no
bag
el
cut - terl
Re
Just
Piano- Vocal
FATHER:
Bask
splen
its
dor.
Un
- plug
the
blend
- er.
vem
Reverently
OTHERS:
sharp
ob
near
jets
it.
- P b'
re
It.
A tempo
LEAD:
Oh
how
miss
8 " - - - - - - - - - - - - - - the
--
bliss
of
r l n r v U - V UGHL
No. 4
Window to Window
Music & Lyrics by Rayme Sciaroni
cue:
APPLAUSE SEGUEfiom # 3
= so
Window to Window
Hano - Vocal
a-gain.--
pass -ing b
18
I
I
look out-
and
see
me stand
Here
my
win- dew.-
19
1
stand-ing at-
y your
win-dew.-
Will we
Will you
20
-.../--
ing
here?
a - gain
Window to Window
Piano - Vocal
si-lent-ly-
gree
we
both
like
what
we
see.
And
here we are-
this
be -
a-gain...-
the
night
you
Slow - ly ris
beck-on
me
ing
pas - don.-
will
to
Piano - Vocal
right,
light.
Here
Window to Window
and
we go-
a-gain,-----
make sweet l o v e
tak
- ing
off-
our
shirts-
- ing
and
Window to Window
Piano - Vocal
4
rAm
, b 95
b
the way-
96
I
I
we slide our
\-
guards -
down.
down.
98
pants-
I
I
And
The
in
our un
things that w
der-wear.
e go through-
to
let our
Window to Window
riano - vocal
don't
pull d o w n
Please, just
the
one last
shade,
peek.
and
don't turn o u t
I'm
the one-
your
light.
you
seek.
A
Let's
Well
PlAN U - V OGAL
No. 5
cue:
COACH: "Okay,that's it, guys. Everybody get your butts in the showers...
And I mean EVERYBODY !"
Rock tempo
= 160
Don't.
Please
don't.
Don't
do it.
Think of
Eugh!
Don't..
I'm em-
Piano - Vocal
ev
o - lu - tion ov
- er - sight
that
>
SOLO 3:
Breathe.
deep - ly.-
Just
breathe.
Breathe
-5-
Piano - Vocal
55
Y
+
D
God
Thank
Fight
rn
my
for
- trol
fuck - ing
my
glands...-
56
57
I1 I
hands...
Breathe...
the urge.-
I
L
Fight
Y
3
I
con
S 2:
A-
I-
I/
I
I
o1
n
Fight
the urge.-
.
I
Wait ...
the urge.-
S 1:
h
r m v
A
to
I
I
A
I
I
Don't...
Piano - Vocal
Fight
A
No one's here.
the urge.-
(s2:)
Fight
the urge.-
Fight
the urge.-
In m y
Hanes.
Real - ly ug - ly girls.
II
Let
my
mind-
and
bod
con - verge.-
II
Let
my
mind-
and
bod
con-verge.-
Let
my
mind-
and
bod
con - verge.-
Plano - Vocal
II
Yes,
it's
t h r i l l
t's
thrill
it's
t h r i l l
- er nude.
to
see
Bob
by
Bak
to
see
Bob
by
Bak - er
but
you
but
you
Yes,
II
don't un
- der - stand~-
that
point
ing is
rude.
Fight
the urge.
II
don't un
- der - stand-
that
point
ing is
rude.
Fight
the urge.
don't un
- der - stand-
that
point
ingis
rude.
Fight
the urge. -
nude,
Piano - Vocal
El
,,3:,
S 3:
Stop.
think - ing.-
The more-
Oh,
stop.
Stop
ALL 3: (falsetto)
lead go
to
Help!
Stop...
It makes the
Piano - Vocal
ls61
S 1:
S 3:
ru-in my life,
Or get me
Or called
ALL 3:
a big fag.
So
won- der
I'll
nev
this fight-
if-
- er
be
nor
ma1 and
won't have
wife.-
St:
>
still have a
life-
if
can
get
my
- self
un
can
Piano - Vocal
That's
the goal.-
Don't
Or
think of
a pole ...-
a hole ...-
sub. p
Piano - Vocal
breathe...
breathe,
II
wait.
Oh.
Please
wait.
Real-ly ug - ly girls.
ha
ha
ha
Wait a
smell of bod - y
And the
ha
Tran
quil
od
- or.-
ty,
c,
lock - er and I've put on rnwanes.-
Shit!
Don't!
It's em - bar-rass-ing.
Wait.
Don't!
Oh,
Piano - Vocal
116
117
quil
hate this Na - zi
tor-ture.
par
- ents
hav
no.-
11"
Tran
m'
I/
Give
ing
118
ty.
sex.
No!
No!
No!
Eugh!
No, no,
No,no,
no.
no.-
Piano - Vocal
II
Fight
the
urge.-
nght
the
urge.-
fight
the
Wait.
Dont.
Stop.
Wait.
Don't.
Stop.
Stop.
urge.-
I
I
0
Stop.
iJ
Fight
the
urge.-
Fight
the
urge.-
You're,a
Blood - y nose...
fag-got...
Piano - Vocal
II
an
II
an - y - one know-
an - y
- one k n o w what's
one know-
hap
p'ning in
what's
hap
p'ning in - side.
what's
hap
p'ning in
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I am
(@?--I
- side.
- side.
.........................................
a l l a-lone...
(loco)
Piano - Vocal
I am
- 16-
a l l a-lone...
No. 6
Robert Mitchum
cue:
APPLAUSE SEGUEfrom #5
Rubato
wrong with m e . -
'cause
calla voce
Yet,
Piano - Vocal
ev
ev
- 'ry
del
Robert Mitchum
- 3 -
'ry
where
book.
that
care
see.
sex
to
see.
ap
look-
In
ev
see
those
- peal has my li
bi
- 'ry
mov
guys
- ie
wtth
and
their
- do stumped.-
Piano - Vocal
Robert Mi tchum
and
soft,
But
"bitch- in'."
he was
As
for
when he took it
me,
all
>>
guys-
skin - ny
legs-
spent all-
week
at the
gym.
least
When
srnid-geon.
Robert Mitchum
Piano - Vocal
God,
i
I
hot
back
age
of
im-plants and
col - la
gen.-
Easy 4 - "Soft-shoetempo"
As
for
bad
stuff,
But
when he
act -ed
real
Piano - Vocal
Robert Mi tchum
He
had
me
me.
or
fret a
bout-
the
bot- tled
state
Mitch - urn.
of
wat -er,
when
Piano - Vocal
Robert Mi tchum
79
82
Now,
that
to the
was
mov - ing
ex
ser - i - ous!
per - i-ence.
Bad
core,-
he wore. I'll
nev - er
for - get.
and
Piano - Vocal
Robert Mi tchur
(straight 8 t h ~ )
89
7 3 -
90
91
When his
what to
do.
back
Mitch - um.
ln the
day-
And I'm
re - a1
of
not
lone!
to
view.
>
m e n
,,-
per-fect
You
ten-
Rob - ert
Uke
As
for
Piano - Vocal
Robert Mitchum
-9-
us.
SOLO:
shapes .
TRIO:
Some
could
ev-en
get
dates.
when
\
SOLO:
guys weren't so
young.
Or
tall.
or thin.
or per
- fect - ly
done.
8"-Hell,
- 1
Piano - Vocal
- 10-
Robert Mi tchun
SOLO:
II
let's
be
frank--
ly hung.
BACKUP:
per - fect
SO
r
I
,-
ten-
per-fect
ten.
Rob
- ert
Mltch - urn!
Rob
Mitch - urn!
ert
!
I
Per - fect
per - fect
Qr
I
ly
of
urn
y
I
hung.
re - a1 m e n like
re - a1 m e n like
Rw--------8
No. 7
Jack's Song
Music by Ben Schaechter
APPLAUSE SEGUEfrom #6
Rubato
legato
fi
-.
0-
ten.
r'sb
ten.
I-
[SOLO 2 enters]
[SOLO 3 enters]
Rif,
SOLO 1:
-
6
I
When
all
those
w
Music Preparation by Wayne Alan Blood - (212) 724-4058
Piano - Vocal
give my - self
Jack's Soni
a heat. I
seek re
lef,
and pound my
beef.
Rit.
sigh,
and
yet
if
don't
feel
beat my
Reverently - Faster
con
I breathe a
A tempo
tent - ed
meat.
and
com - plete.
just
re
You don't
SOLO 2:
Piano - Vocal
Jack's Song
-4SOLO 3:
You don't
I
I
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-
J
-
fi
?KE
4
-
@---------------
TRIO:
siques--
Now we'll
do
niques.
fim-
of a
-,
>
i
A bit faster
meat.
1 beat my
meat.
I get a
Piano - Vocal
Rit.
I.
give my - self
Faster
a treat. I
beat my
meat.
Rall. e cresc.
Jack's Song
-5-
I beat my
A tempo
meat.
I breathe a
+ OTHERS:
Poco rit.
L~ance~ r e & l
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[In t h s "dance",the "BEATERS~houldat first alternately and then collectively build to a polyrhythmic climax.]
Jack's Song
Piano - Vocal
ALL:
- ly
Ri t.
ap
pe - ti - zing, 'Cause
of
ap
pe - ti - zing, 'Cause
of
so - cid
A tempo
-,-
So
beat
my
So
beat
my
V.S. 7
Piano - Vocal
Accel. poco a poco
meat.
I beat my
Jack's Song
meat.
Andzip, zip,
zip,
get
a grip. I'm g o n - n a
A bit faster
give my - self
a treat.
beat my
meat.
I beat my
meat.
And when I
Even faster
do
grill,
change my a t -
tire.
I get a
thrill.
fire.
I get the
I salt, I
Jack's Song
Piano - Vocal
11
oiI,
and
then
broil. Then
we
say
grace and
then
we
eat.
en
broil. Then
we
say
grace and
then
we
eat.
But first I
But first I beat,
beat,
beat,
But
first
beat
my
I
I
beat
beat
my
my
beat
my
Piano - Vocal
II
Jack's Son
meat!
meat!
End of Act I
No. 8
Members Only
(Introduction)
Music by Stephen Bates
SOLO 2:
I*
La
- la - la
La-la-la La
SOLO 1:
II
La - la-la-la - la
La
Piana - Vocal
La-la-la-la-la
La-la-la- la-la
La-la-la- la-la
2-
La-la-la- la-la La
La
La
La-la-la- la-la La
La
Recit.
SOLO:
Ac - cord -ing to
DIc - tion- ar - y
(vocal ad lib)
I=\
the
(Of the
Eng-Ush
Lan
Piano - Vocal
or-gan of
in-ar-y
ex- cre -
Gavotte
SOLO:
there's
one
book
'twill
nev - er
ev
er
fail
ya.
When
Piano - Vocal
-4Grandly
a def
- i - ni - tion
in - farn - ous
OTHERS:
by
South
- ern
Ro
Ro - g e t .
get.*
Bap
- tist
Sex - u - a1
Ac
Man
- u - al-
- cord - ing
the
Valse - (In 1)
2-
to
SOLO 1:
Piano - Vocal
mat
ters
cat
gor
ic
or
al,
SOLO 3:
ev
en
met
phor
ic
we've
al,
SOLO
-
1~
on
some
thing
found
soph
an
or
mor
ic
cle,
al.
1:
or
So
PIANO-VOCAL
No. 8A
Members Only
(Part I)
Music by Stephen Bates
Dick
Dick
Pfick
Dick
Pric k
Dick
Prick
Prick
Piano-Vocal
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Dick - a
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Dick - a
Prick - a
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Dick - a
Prick - a
Prick - a
Dick - a
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Prick - a
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Prick - a
Prick - a
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Dong
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a
Dick - a
Dick - a
Dick - a
Dick - a
Dick - a
Dick - a
Cock
--
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Prick - a
Prick- a
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Dong
Prick - a
Prick - a
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Dong
Schlong
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Prick - a
I
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Dong
PIANO-VOCAL
Members Only
No. 8B
(Part 11)
Music by Stephen Bates
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PIANO-VOCAL
No. 8C
Members Only
(Part 111)
Music by Stephen B
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PIANO-VOCAL
No. 9
cue:
"Yousee..." (music starts)
I'm
moth
perk
(n 133)
my job
at
all.
star
from
Sko
have
If
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to go
to work,
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MY
sex
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a perk,
but
she
says
it's just
as far
as I
can
fall.
I'm
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set.
I could
wet.
When your
as
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the
sub
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of
your pe
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ta
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real-ly
is a thrill though-
screw.
I'm
can't
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be - lieve
it's hap
to
perk
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get
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star
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to live
and
from
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a gay
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jeal - ous of
the sex
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with
try
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four.
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lax.
Oy,
and pre
ga-vault! I'm
perk
seed.
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Sko
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and
guess
rent.
this means
That may
be my leg- a - cy,--
I can't be Pres
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down
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cue to continue:
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Em7
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from now
on-
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don't be - lieve-
play
that it's
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ry
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so wrong.-
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song.
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PIANO-VOCAL
No. 11
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now,
the
on
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feel
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we're
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good
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PIANO-VOCAL
No. 12
Muscle Addiction
Music & Lyrics by Mark Savage
cue:
SOLO:
Six
I.
Hi?"?'
A.
M.
The sun
is
dawn-in'.
My
eyes
all droop-y,
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My e y e s say
My lips
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say
No!
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says
No!
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No!
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Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
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Muscle Addiction
Piano - Vocal
I4
ALL:
--
hump
Pump
junk
junk
boy
hunk
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you wan
if
boy
then
boy
if
lr
hump
d
I
be
you wan
- na
be
hunk
I
y
mus
- cle
to
be
got
you
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l w . h
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man.
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Muscle Addiction
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SOLO:
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mus
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wet,
I'm just
and
first set.
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GYM RATS:
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No!
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Wil
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Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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ALL:
Pump
Pump
hump
junk
boy
if
hunk
boy
then
junk
boy--
if
hunk
mus -
cle
you wan
you
got
you wan
man. -
na
be
to
be
na
be
Piano - Vocal
El
Muscle Addiction
SOLO:
Run on
the tread
Keep
II
miU,
rac
on
in',
Keep
lungs
on
say
rac
My legs
Run
chas
in'
pac
in'
My
say
in', chas
No!
Play R.H. (sneak in)
in
Pat
in'.
But
No!
in'.
heartsays
No!
no- where.
Wil-ly says
Yeah!
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Muscle Addiction
you're
'
soap
se
cret
on
in',
!-
grop
ly
dis - play.
Keep
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'cause
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SOLO:
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Fire.
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like
I
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shift,-
eyes
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ALL:
Moo
Cruise - y
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Who's he?-
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"Later?" - "Yeah,later."
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GYM RATS:
so,,:
Rom- e - o and Ju
li
et
it ain't.
So get
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Con mot0
out
of
Piano - Vocal
II
II
o u t of the steam
Out of the steam
Muscle Addiction
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room^-
- room
be - fore you
be - fore you
faint.
faint.
Slowly
ri
If
God
made his
then
Piano - Vocal
Muscle Addiction
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Atempo
hea
heav
- en
- ven--
must be
must be
rn
must be
hea - ven
a
a
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hot
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and
sweat
sweat
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place
place.
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sweat
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place.
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this
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get - tin'
does
yes,
I'm do - in' it
all--
for him. -
is in con - trol?-
my work- o u t done?-
NOW
know why
Who
Piano - Vocal
Muscle Addiction
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SOLO:
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Yeah!
Yeah!
Pump
junk
Y
You got
boy
Yeah!
I
Yeah!
GYM RATS:
Yeah! Yeah!
if
to
you wan - na
be
be
(Cue: TRAX)
hunk
boy.
Then
you
got
to
be
Muscle Addictit
Piano - Vocal
mus
you wan
if
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cle
man.
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be
PIANO-VOCAL
No. 13
N a U Bq% Singing!
The Entertainer
Music & Lyrics by
Trance Thompson and Perry Hart
SOLO:
You
come
to see my
show,
The Entertainer
Piano - Vocal
Accel.
real
me.
You
Rall.
ask
your - self,
'What's
ten.
soul in-
ev - 'ry part
and
I
Broader
hit
grr- - - ,
stance.
y.
role,
"To be
Moving- forward
and
o - pen up my heart
or not to
be?"
Then
The Entertainer
Piano - Vocal
d a n c e . -
gest there's
so
much more
chest,
than meets
Let out a
the
sigh.
lie.
pull
I sug -
It's all
eye.
Blues tempo
A fil- thy
May
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through,-
The Entertainer
Plano - Vocal
you.
I'm
Bette's
The En
di
ter -
- tain - er.
vine. -
Cuz when
they're
Bar-bra's
ach - y, mope
y, bitch
y,
or
sub -
just
\
out
They still
de
liv
- er,
Like me
they're
The Entertainer
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giv
- ers,
We're E n
ter -
-tab
- ers.
8"----.
night af
ter
\
night.
strip
We're En - ter
the
lay
ers
- tain - ers.-
off.
you'll
S e e , when I
gree,---
8"---,
all
The Entertainer
Piano - Vocal
am
isjust
thing
I work
I--
make - up
a f a c - sim
i -
so ver - y hard--
of ev
to
d Zd',
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--
get
you'd nev
you to
see.-
Be-neath
fev
er
- er have
and
the
h i .
guessed,
'ry -
con
- tion
in
my-
Piano - Vocal
The Entertainer
ches ...
ches...
lie,
wings,
do,-
chest.
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stare in
the rnir
- ror, hate
So sad
get
my
but
It's
I'll hit
by.
- self
true;
all
and start to c r y .
I'm
the
It's what
The En
- ter -
Piano - Vocal
tain
shine,
tain
er.-
On
off - stage
The Entertainer
8-
we
whine!
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stage
we
We're En
ter -
Piano - Vocal
The Entertainer
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Tempo I"
SOLO:
But
BACKUP:
when
But
when
Piano - Vocal
strip
The Entertainer
the lay
ers off,
you'll
gree,-
All
7
II
strip
am
is just
ting
am,
I work
I work
you'll
fac - sim
a - gree -
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hee,
All-
I'm on - ly
so ver - y hard-
so hard
fac
sim -
le.
to
get
you
to
see.-
to
get
you
to
see.-
Be-neath
the
Piano - Vocal
II
The Entertainer
make - up
In'
you'd nev
rm
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Piano - Vocal
The Entertainer
bloat-ed 'n' ti- red 'n' nau- seous 'n' sleep - y , Frus
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Oh, but
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II
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please!
Don't
cry
for
me.
Don't
cry
for
me!
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here
Piano - Vocal
(SOLO:)
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0
The Entertainer
h a -
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thrive,
1 fee
nine - t o - five!3
II
1 love it
so,
Yeah!-
II
love
to stay,
folks, I've
got
A n d tho' I'd
"show".
Ah!
ta
go.
We
got - ta
go!
But we'll
be
But we'll
be
The Entertainer
Piano - Vocal
II
back,
that!
back.
that!
"Splat!"
I need to
"Splat!"
II
fake, yet
Yet,
fab - u - lous,
fab - u - lous!
With-out
crowd, just
flat!
lay m
Could we be
plain - er?
Could we be
plain - er?-
The Entertainer
Piano - Vocal
(SOLO:)
I'm
That's
(SOLO:)
noth
all-
- ing
if
not
Let's hit
The En
the
ter
road!-
,,,"
- tain - er!
No. 14
Window to Window
(reprise)
Music & Lyrics by Rayme Sciaroni
clue:
APPLAUSE SEGUEfrom # 13
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90
Piano - Vocal
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El
There
win - dow.
you are-
a - gain,
Will you
19
pass
look out--
and
20
21
see
- ing by-
me stand
your
ing
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here?
Here we are-
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d
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a-gain...---
Slow - ly ris
ing
pas -.%.ion.-
Will
Piano - Vocal
ev
'ry-thing-
and
with you-
make
sweet
feels-
love-
un
so
right,
ti1
the morn
light.
ing
want-
me.
It's the
way that I
want you.--
Piano - Vocal
ev
'ry- thing-
for
us-
will turn
right...-
out
_---_--__-----,
Well
then.
un
tii
to
mor
row
Segue as one
No. 15
cue:
Rubato
SOLO 2:
SOLO 1:
I've
what have
I dis-cov-ered?
That
The
and
SOLO 2:
SOLO 1:
left of me to show?
What's
Piano - Vocal
SOLO 1:
what
we
seek
is
truth
BOTH:
and
hon
- es
ty
our
goal.
Oh,
then
win - dow
Segue as one
No. 16
Transition to Finale
cue:
SEGUE AS ONEfrom #15
Gently
SOLO 2:
And
II
SOLO 1:
And if you
send
for
me.
I will
you.
if you
Piano - Vocal
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6
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Transition to Finale
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for
send
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share
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PIANO-VOCAL
Naked Bm Singir
No. 17
Finale
(Montage)
Music & Lyrics by Stephen Batr
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night
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* Singers drop out and re-enter as needed to cover their solo lines from earlier in the evening.
Copyright Q 1998 by Authors.
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
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Finale (Montage)
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night
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way.
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a bore.
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No. 18
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You
yelled
and screamed
for
more.
well,
sure!
Let's
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beat of
cheer.
a diff
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we're
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na
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is
shout.
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Let
it
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sing
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will shed
plot.
all
hang
out
clothes
but there
is
out!
the
lf
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boys,
We're na
- ked
boys.
We're na
- ked
boys,
We're na
- ked
boys,
we're na
boys. We're na
ked
We're
ked
boys
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sing
ing!
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sing
ing!
II
sing
ing!
sing
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ked
N a W Boys Sittgittg!
No. 19
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