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MADONNA,
BEETLE BAILEY &
THE BILL OF RIGHTS
by Barry J. Lipson
Do you remember when Madonna, clad only in red undies and the
American flag proclaimed:
Over two hundred years ago, our founding fathers recognized that while a federal
form of government was necessary, the People needed protection against the awesome
power of an unrestrained centralized Federal government; and against the Platonic
realization of what unrestrained democracy really is,i to wit, rule by the mob. To
provide such protection, and to assure not Platonic, but American Democracy, that is,
instead, rule by the Majority with due regard to the Minority, which is what has made
American Democracy unique and revolutionary,ii the first Ten Amendments to the
Constitution of the United States were adopted. To emphasize the extreme importance of
these Amendments, they have been known ever since as "The Bill of Rights."
But, what does the Bill of Rights mean to us today?
The Bill of Rights stands beside us even now as you read this Corplaw7
Commentaries, and:
It protects my right to pun (in fun or to stun), and your rights to read, moan, groan,
snicker, smile (which is a really long word as it contains a "mile"), chuckle, or even
laugh at your PUNstering PUNdit's PUNgent, PUNcturing, PUNishing PUNch
lines.
It protects your right to practice the religion of your choice, or no religion at all.
It protects you from unreasonable searches, seizures and governmental
interference.
It protects you against cruel and unusual punishments, and against unfair arrests
and trials.
It protects you from testifying against yourself.
It limits the powers of the Federal government to those given to it by the
Constitution.
It guards your individual liberty, guarantees your enumerated rights, and
recognizes the need to protect your other fundamental rights -- even though not
specifically set forth in the Constitution.
And it does much more . . .
THE FIRST AMENDMENT guarantees freedom of speech, freedom of the press,
freedom of assembly, freedom of religion and separation between church and state.
The Fourth Amendment requires that any search or arrest takes place only when a
police officer has probable cause. This means police officers may not arrest or search you
without a link between you and criminal activity, and where there is not an emergency
situation, requires them to first obtain search warrants and arrest warrants. These warrants
are issued by a judge or a magistrate only after he or she is convinced that there is probable
cause for such a warrant.iii
THE FIFTH AMENDMENT prohibits denial of life, liberty or property without
the due process of law. It guarantees that if you are arrested, your arrest and trial will be
conducted according to established legal procedures. It also protects you from
unreasonable police tactics by guaranteeing that you cannot be forced to testify against
yourself. This is sometimes referred to as "taking the Fifth". "Taking the Fifth" is not
legally incriminating or a way around the courts. It is simply an exercise of your right to
remain silent. The government must build a case against you -- you do not have to help it
to do its job. (CAUTION: Taking the Fifth while driving is not constitutionally protected
and can lead to prosecution and conviction for drunken driving.)
Additionally, the Fifth Amendment protects you from being prosecuted by the
same sovereign twice for the same crime; requires, under the Miranda rule, that an
arresting officer must inform you that you have a right to remain silent, along with other
rights, if he or she plans to question you following the arrest; and requires grand juries in
certain federal cases. It also protects your property from being taken by the government
without just compensation.
THE SIXTH AMENDMENT guarantees that you receive a fair trial. It guarantees
a speedy trial, a public trial and a jury trial. In addition, you must be informed of the
charges being brought against you, and you must be confronted with the witnesses against
you. Then too, the Sixth Amendment guarantees your right to have a lawyer when you
face a possible jail sentence, in order to help prepare your case and to represent you at trial.
In such cases, if you cannot hire an attorney, this Amendment guarantees your right to
court appointed counsel.
THE SEVENTH AMENDMENT reinforces the integrity and power of the jury
system by guaranteeing that the facts found by a Federal jury will not be re-examined. The
losing party in a lawsuit may appeal a ruling, but only on points of law or legal
technicalities. Once a jury has decided what actually happened in a case -- the actual facts
of a case -- a party may not ask for a re-examination of the facts, unless there is no basis in
law for the jury's finding of facts.
THE EIGHTH AMENDMENT protects you from cruel and unusual punishment;
protects you from having excessive fines imposed on you as a punishment; and outlaws
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excessive bail as a guarantee of your appearance at trial. In some countries, you can be
hung or have your hand cut off for stealing a loaf of bread. Thanks to the Bill of Rights,
such punishments are prohibited in the United States.
THE NINTH AMENDMENT guarantees that the rights granted by the entire
Constitution, including the Bill of Rights and the other Amendments, are not the only
rights you have. The Constitution lists many rights and freedoms, but it is not totally
inclusive. It would be impossible to list every right that you enjoy as a citizen of our
American Democracy. The Ninth Amendment guarantees that these other rights shall not
be denied or lessened because they are not enumerated in the Constitution.
THE TENTH AMENDMENT prohibits the Federal government from going
beyond the powers given to it by the Constitution. This Amendment reserves any power
not given to the Federal government, and not prohibited to the States, to the individual
States, or to the People.
Not bad for an over two hundred year old, 362 word document, which with equal
justice protects Madonna, the creator of Beetle Bailey, you and yours truly!
The Bill of Rights . . . the most precious rights you have.
Celebrate it!
Defend it!
Use it!
Your columnist thanks the Kiwanis Club of Pittsburgh, Inc., and the Greater
Pittsburgh Chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union, who respectively sponsored and
help prepare the "broadside" entitled "We the People Celebrating the 200th Anniversary
of the Bill of Rights," from which this column was adapted. Incidentally, this broadside
was extensively distributed throughout the United States, was translated into Spanish and
Russian, and made its way into the Soviet Union before its fall. You could say that the
Soviet government ended up "paying the price" on the Bill of Rights.
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Copyright8 1991-2011 by Barry J. Lipson.
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