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    PRESS RELEASE – FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 26 JANUARY 2010 LG WILLIAMS WAIKIKI HAWAII 96815 I N F O @ L G W I L L I A M S . C O M W W W . L G W I L L I A M S . C O M P. 415-937-1306 F. 413-294-3414 STUDIO HOURS BY APPOINTMENT ONLY LG Williams: Appalling On Every Level; A Pure Fucking Disaster By Pauline Thugman, New York Times A fucking Art freeze? That’s the brilliant response of LG Williams to his sixty-ninth fucking serious artistic setback… It’s appalling on every fucking level. It’s bad fucking practice, depressing demand for LG’s avant-garde artworks when art collectors are still suffering from a decade of bad fucking art. What the fuck! Jonnie Jackoff writes in Artforum that LG seems to have decided to fire his masseuses and replace them with an incredible new art idea: “reinstate Norman Rockwell style pictorial values during the American financial crisis”. LMAO! True, it’s a novel, risky idea – albeit Picasso went ‘classico’ during World War I almost a century ago. “But it might just work, people will buy fucking anything with a naked lady eating a hotdog!” says the artist during an interview yesterday while panhandling in cardboard box in a dark fucking alley in Monte Carlo. He was here to entertain some wealthy collectors who quickly kicked him out on the street for his continuous use of profanity around the patron’s five children. However, many critics agree that it’s bad long-run art policy, shifting attention away from the essential needs to LG’s avant-garde art reform and focusing on LG making some quick cash with cheap, realistic trickery and naked chicks recruited from Hooters. And it’s a betrayal of everything LG’s supporters thought they were working for. Just like that, LG has embraced and validated the fucking regressive artworld-view — and more specifically, he has embraced the fucking policy ideas of his luxury envy, dollar worshiping opponents. A correspondent writes, “I feel like an idiot for supporting this LG. He sucks now. He’s not getting any more free pussy from me or my girlfriends.” But, I still cling to a sexual fantasy with LG: maybe, just possibly, LG is going to tie his art freeze to something incredible that would actually help avant-garde art, like fart credits for fucking space aliens from Planet Viagras. (But, don’t count on it). There has been no hint of anything like that in the fart press so far. Right now, LG is looking like pure fucking disaster. # # # # # More Information: info@lgwilliams.com or 415–937–1306 Copyright © 1998-2010 LG WILLIAMS and The Estate of LG WILLIAMS http://www.lgwilliams.com

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    PRESS RELEASE – FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 26 JANUARY 2010 LG WILLIAMS WAIKIKI HAWAII 96815 I N F O @ L G W I L L I A M S . C O M W W W . L G W I L L I A M S . C O M P. 415-937-1306 F. 413-294-3414 STUDIO HOURS BY APPOINTMENT ONLY LG Williams: Appalling On Every Level; A Pure Fucking Disaster By Pauline Thugman, New York Times A fucking Art freeze? That’s the brilliant response of LG Williams to his sixty-ninth fucking serious artistic setback… It’s appalling on every fucking level. It’s bad fucking practice, depressing demand for LG’s avant-garde artworks when art collectors are still suffering from a decade of bad fucking art. What the fuck! Jonnie Jackoff writes in Artforum that LG seems to have decided to fire his masseuses and replace them with an incredible new art idea: “reinstate Norman Rockwell style pictorial values during the American financial crisis”. LMAO! True, it’s a novel, risky idea – albeit Picasso went ‘classico’ during World War I almost a century ago. “But it might just work, people will buy fucking anything with a naked lady eating a hotdog!” says the artist during an interview yesterday while panhandling in cardboard box in a dark fucking alley in Monte Carlo. He was here to entertain some wealthy collectors who quickly kicked him out on the street for his continuous use of profanity around the patron’s five children. However, many critics agree that it’s bad long-run art policy, shifting attention away from the essential needs to LG’s avant-garde art reform and focusing on LG making some quick cash with cheap, realistic trickery and naked chicks recruited from Hooters. And it’s a betrayal of everything LG’s supporters thought they were working for. Just like that, LG has embraced and validated the fucking regressive artworld-view — and more specifically, he has embraced the fucking policy ideas of his luxury envy, dollar worshiping opponents. A correspondent writes, “I feel like an idiot for supporting this LG. He sucks now. He’s not getting any more free pussy from me or my girlfriends.” But, I still cling to a sexual fantasy with LG: maybe, just possibly, LG is going to tie his art freeze to something incredible that would actually help avant-garde art, like fart credits for fucking space aliens from Planet Viagras. (But, don’t count on it). There has been no hint of anything like that in the fart press so far. Right now, LG is looking like pure fucking disaster. # # # # # More Information: info@lgwilliams.com or 415–937–1306 Copyright © 1998-2010 LG WILLIAMS and The Estate of LG WILLIAMS http://www.lgwilliams.com

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    PRESS RELEASE – FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 26 JANUARY 2010 LG WILLIAMS WAIKIKI HAWAII 96815 I N F O @ L G W I L L I A M S . C O M W W W . L G W I L L I A M S . C O M P. 415-937-1306 F. 413-294-3414 STUDIO HOURS BY APPOINTMENT ONLY LG Williams: Appalling On Every Level; A Pure Fucking Disaster By Pauline Thugman, New York Times A fucking Art freeze? That’s the brilliant response of LG Williams to his sixty-ninth fucking serious artistic setback… It’s appalling on every fucking level. It’s bad fucking practice, depressing demand for LG’s avant-garde artworks when art collectors are still suffering from a decade of bad fucking art. What the fuck! Jonnie Jackoff writes in Artforum that LG seems to have decided to fire his masseuses and replace them with an incredible new art idea: “reinstate Norman Rockwell style pictorial values during the American financial crisis”. LMAO! True, it’s a novel, risky idea – albeit Picasso went ‘classico’ during World War I almost a century ago. “But it might just work, people will buy fucking anything with a naked lady eating a hotdog!” says the artist during an interview yesterday while panhandling in cardboard box in a dark fucking alley in Monte Carlo. He was here to entertain some wealthy collectors who quickly kicked him out on the street for his continuous use of profanity around the patron’s five children. However, many critics agree that it’s bad long-run art policy, shifting attention away from the essential needs to LG’s avant-garde art reform and focusing on LG making some quick cash with cheap, realistic trickery and naked chicks recruited from Hooters. And it’s a betrayal of everything LG’s supporters thought they were working for. Just like that, LG has embraced and validated the fucking regressive artworld-view — and more specifically, he has embraced the fucking policy ideas of his luxury envy, dollar worshiping opponents. A correspondent writes, “I feel like an idiot for supporting this LG. He sucks now. He’s not getting any more free pussy from me or my girlfriends.” But, I still cling to a sexual fantasy with LG: maybe, just possibly, LG is going to tie his art freeze to something incredible that would actually help avant-garde art, like fart credits for fucking space aliens from Planet Viagras. (But, don’t count on it). There has been no hint of anything like that in the fart press so far. Right now, LG is looking like pure fucking disaster. # # # # # More Information: info@lgwilliams.com or 415–937–1306 Copyright © 1998-2010 LG WILLIAMS and The Estate of LG WILLIAMS http://www.lgwilliams.com

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    PRESS RELEASE – FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

    26 JANUARY 2010

    LG WILLIAMS
    WAIKIKI HAWAII 96815
    INFO@LGWILLIAMS.COM
    WWW.LGWILLIAMS.COM
    P. 415-937-1306
    F. 413-294-3414
    STUDIO HOURS BY APPOINTMENT ONLY

    LG Williams: Appalling On Every Level; A Pure Fucking


    Disaster
    By Pauline Thugman, New York Times

    A fucking Art freeze? That’s the brilliant response of LG Williams to his sixty-ninth
    fucking serious artistic setback…

    It’s appalling on every fucking level.

    It’s bad fucking practice, depressing demand for LG’s avant-garde artworks when
    art collectors are still suffering from a decade of bad fucking art. What the fuck!
    Jonnie Jackoff writes in Artforum that LG seems to have decided to fire his
    masseuses and replace them with an incredible new art idea: “reinstate Norman
    Rockwell style pictorial values during the American financial crisis”. LMAO!

    True, it’s a novel, risky idea – albeit Picasso went ‘classico’ during World War I
    almost a century ago. “But it might just work, people will buy fucking anything
    with a naked lady eating a hotdog!” says the artist during an interview yesterday
    while panhandling in cardboard box in a dark fucking alley in Monte Carlo. He was
    here to entertain some wealthy collectors who quickly kicked him out on the street
    for his continuous use of profanity around the patron’s five children.

    However, many critics agree that it’s bad long-run art policy, shifting attention
    away from the essential needs to LG’s avant-garde art reform and focusing on LG
    making some quick cash with cheap, realistic trickery and naked chicks recruited
    from Hooters.

    And it’s a betrayal of everything LG’s supporters thought they were working for.
    Just like that, LG has embraced and validated the fucking regressive artworld-
    view — and more specifically, he has embraced the fucking policy ideas of his
    luxury envy, dollar worshiping opponents. A correspondent writes, “I feel like an
    idiot for supporting this LG. He sucks now. He’s not getting any more free pussy
    from me or my girlfriends.”
    But, I still cling to a sexual fantasy with LG: maybe, just possibly, LG is going to
    tie his art freeze to something incredible that would actually help avant-garde art,
    like fart credits for fucking space aliens from Planet Viagras. (But, don’t count on
    it). There has been no hint of anything like that in the fart press so far. Right now,
    LG is looking like pure fucking disaster.

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    More Information: info@lgwilliams.com or 415–937–1306

    Copyright © 1998-2010 LG WILLIAMS and The Estate of LG WILLIAMS http://www.lgwilliams.com

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