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This is a list of medical mnemonics, side-notes, and generalizations I wrote down while
going through my 2010 First Aid book while supplementing with 2012 Falcon, Kaplan,
and a bit of Goljan. I stopped at around three-quarters of the text because I got tired and
felt like not many people would be interested(Update: sorry, but Im too busy to go
back and type the rest! ><).
P.S. If you want to find a topic fast, I suggest Ctrl+F
Varicocele: clin +/- ache(pain) in testicle, feel of heaviness, visbile palpable enlargd
vein. PE bag wormsl Mass of enlarged vein that develops in spermatic cord. mcc
15-25; Left sided varicocele or bilatersl suspect renal vein thrombosis seen in reneal
cell carcinoma or neprotic syndrome
Trt ligate of affected spermatic vein. Transilluminate negative
hydrocele-fluid in tunica vaginalis or if congentinal it is incomplete obliteration
(fusion)?)of processus vaginaliszoez; painless enlarged scrotum. linked to indirect
inguinal hernia
Hypospidiasis-incomplete fusion of urethral folds
Behavioral Science:
Statistical distribution:
Reportable diseases:
"It was reported that studly Mr. Shigella ate salmon, chicken, and liver":
"It was REPORTED that STuDly MMR SHIGELLA aTB Salmon, Chicken, and Liver"
Shigella
TB
Salmonella
Chicken Pox
Hepatits A, B, C
2 word sentences at 2
drawings:
3yo = circle
4yo = +
5yo = square
6yo = triangle
See reference
Biochemistry:
Stop codons: UGA, UAA, UAG
U Go Away, U Are Away, U Are Gone
Myc
sis
ret
Her2/neu
ras
abl
TGFalpha
bcl2
ERB-B1, B2
Collagen: The higher the number, the smaller and softer it gets
Blotting procedures:
SNOW
DROP
O/O
Model systems:
Knock down = knock down the expression of the gene via complementary mRNA
antagonist
Imprinting:
Genetics:
Autosomal Dominant: have familial or hereditary in name +
"A Brainy Dwarf named Marfan von Hippel-Lindau hired MEN to Hunt for Potatoes."
Brainy = Neurofibromatosis1, 2
Dwarf = Achondroplasia
Marfan
von Hippel-Lindau
MEN1, 2a, 2b
Huntingtons
X-linked recessive:
"Duke Fabrys Brutal Gopher Hunter, Lesch, Was-Actually a Fragile Albino
Hemophiliac."
Duke = Duchennes
Fabry
Brutal = Brutons
Hunter = Hunters
Lesch-Nyhan
Was-Actually = Wiskott-Aldrich
Fragile X
ocular Albinism
Hemophilia A, B
Annular Pancreas
Cleft palate
Abnormal facies
Cardiac defects
TCA: alphaKGDH
HMP: transketolase
branched chain AADH (X = Maple Syrup Urine Disease > severe CNS defects,
MR, and death)
Related problems:
Lipoic acid is antagonized by Arsenic, which causes rice water diarrhea and garlic
breath.
HMGCoA ___:
MOA: insulin > decreases cAMP > decreases PKA > dephosphorylated FBPase2
= PFK2 > F6P to F26BP > stimulates PFK1 > incr F6P to F16BP (glycolysis)
Note: glucose > decreases cAMP > decreases CAP-cAMP binding of lac operon =
RNA polymerase cant bind to promoter
Glycolytic enzyme deficiency: RBCs solely depend on glycolysis for energy so no
Pyruvate Kinase/Phosphoglycerate Kinase (ATP generating steps) = decreased ATP >
cant maintain membrane gradient > cell swells > hemolytic anemia
HMP shunt/Pentose Phosphate Pathway:
NADPH:
fatty acid and steroid synthesis
oxidative burst (NADPH oxidase; X = Chronic Granulomatous Disease)
p450
glutathione reductase AKA RBC antioxidation
G6PD deficiency = (x-r) > no NADPH = no glutathione reductase = oxidative damage
= hemolytic anemia (bite cells - RBCs partially eaten by macrophages (M0s), Heinz
bodies - oxidized Hb that precipitated in RBCs)
Drugs that cause hemolytic anemia in G6PD deficiency:
"Prima had to take Aspirin when she INHaled her I.B.Professor Dapsones Sulfurous
Fava bean NitroFarts."
Prima = Primaquine
Aspirin
INH (Isoniazid)
I.B.Professor = Ibuprofen
Dapsone
Sulfurous = Sulfonamides
Fava bean
NitroFarts = Nitrofurantoin
recoiling = E.coli
red = Serratia
Asp = Aspergillus
Sorry = S. Aureus
moaning = Pseudomonas
NoHeart = Nocardia
Disorders of __ metabolism:
__-kinase is the enzyme that immediately follows the breakdown of __:
Deficiencies of Fructo and Galactokinases causes MILD symptoms (respective sugars are
present in urine). The SEcond steps cause SEvere symptoms (AldolaseB and Uridyl
transferase, respectively).
Watch out when you see ALDO- because it means something bad is going to happen:
Arginine(R) - 12.5
Lysine(K) - 10.5
Tyrosine(Y) - 10.1
Cysteine(C) - 8.2
Histidine(H) - 6
The numbers arent important except for Histidine. Just know the order and that it goes in
descending pHs. FYI: COO-=2, NH3+=9.5
KNOW: Ketogenic amino acids:
Leucine and Lysine > USED TO TREAT PDH DEFICIENCY
Cycles: Urea cycle and TCA overlap:
Urea cycle enzyme deficiency > decreased TCA intermediates > TCA INHIBITION
+ HYPERAMMONEMIA (b/c decreased NH4+ excretion).
Sx: asterixis, slurred speech, somnolence, blurry vision, vomiting
Tx: less protein in diet + Benzoate/Phenylbutyrate (bind a.a.>excrete)
OTC = major urea cycle enzyme:
Ornithine + carbamoyl-phosphate > Citrulline via OTC
OTC deficiency (x-r) = shunting of carbamoyl phosphate from urea cycle to pyrimidine
synthesis:
carbamoyl phosphate + aspartate > orotic acid
Orotic Aciduria > decreased BUN + hyperammonemia
Amino acid derivatives:
> Thyroxine
Tryptophan(X in Hartnups):
Mucopolysaccharidoses:
Major apolipoproteins:
"II:LL"
C-II = cofactor for Lipoprotein Lipase
Treat abetalipoproteinemias (deficient apoB100, B48 > night blindness, acanthocytes
(spiky RBC), steatorrhea, ataxia) with Vitamin E
Embryology:
Important Genes for Embryogenesis:
"SAD DAVE":
Embryologic derivatives:
Ectoderm:
Surface: what you see (epidermis, hair, nails, teeth enamel, eye lens) +
anterior pituitary (Rathkes pouch)
Mesoderm:
Neural crest: skull and PNS stuff (skull, head muscles, dentine,
pia/arachnoid, Schwann cells, DRG, cranial nerves, celiac ganglion,
parafollicular C cells of thyroid) + adrenal medulla (chromaffin cells)
+ melanocytes (last to migrate)
Paraxial: axial stuff (axial skeleton, skeletal muscles, connective tissue and
dermis) + dura mater
Endoderm: ear/mouth to anus hollow lining and organs + bladder and vagina
urinary bladder, urethra, lower 2/3 vagina (this explains how patients
can still have a vagina even if the paramesonephric ducts fail to develop)
Teratogens:
"Amina couldnt hear because she was too absorbed in her reading."
Aminoglycosides prevent mRNA reading by interfering with 16S of 30S and
cause CNVIII ototoxicity
(Note: Congenital Syphilis also causes CNVIII ototoxicity + Saber shins + Saddle
nose + Hutchinsons teeth + Mulberry Molars + frontal bossing)
Maternal Diabetes: hyperglycemia > incr fetal insulin > decr lung
development = cant breathe; mermaids also cant breathe air >
maternal diabetes causes ARDs and sirenomelia/anal atresia (also, transposition of
great vessels)
Umbilical cord:
Allantois > Urachus (wk3): urachus failure to obliterate = bladder to navel connection:
umbilical urination or bladder outpouching
Omphalomesenteric duct > Vitelline duct (wk7): duct failure to obliterate = colon to
navel connection: umbilical meconium or Meckels diverticulum
Heart embryology:
"PGA open": PG keeps DA open (decr PG > close DA with Indomethacin, NSAIDs)
Aortic arch derivatives: left side of body to right side, top to bottom
VI: pulmonary artery (inc. ductus arteriosus connection to aorta) - @ right side of
heart
Pharyngeal/Branchial CAP:
Clefts 2-4: temporary cervical sinus (fail to obliterate = lateral neck branchial cleft
cyst)
Branchial cleft cyst (lateral neck) vs Thyroglossal duct cyst (midline neck, moves with
swallowing because attached to tongue)
Branchial ARCH - mesoderm: ~muscles
The nerves that supply the branchial arches are all BOTH motor and sensory:
"Some(I) Say(II) Marry(III) Money(IV) But(V) My(VI) Brother(VII) Says(VIII) Big(IX)
Brains(X) Matter(XI) Most(XII)" (S = sensory, M = motor, B = both)
**LOOK AT THE NERVES TO FIGURE OUT WHICH MUSCLES MAKE UP WHAT
ARCH** or use the following mnemonic:
"Chewing made me grimace so I swallowed, choked, then called for help."
called for help = arch 6 (X, inf laryngeal)= intrinsic larynx muscles except
cricothyroid
JOINS
Defective ureteric bud = renal agenesis; B/L renal agenesis > oligohydramnios >
Potters: pulmonary hypoplasia + face/limb deformities
**MC site of obstruction = Ureteropelvic junction with kidney > fetal hydronephrosis
Genital embryology:
Male = Mesonephric
Pemale = Paramesonephric
"Men are Wolves" = "Wolffian ducts" > "SEVEN" in "SEVEN UP" (Seminal
vesicles, Epididymis, Vas deferens, Ejaculatory duct, N = nothing)
"Women Mull over past arguments" = "Mullerian ducts" > fallopian tubes,
uterus, and upper 1/3 of vagina (lower 2/3 from urogenital sinus of endoderm)
S in FSH, Sertoli, and Sperm: FSH stimulates Sertoli cells to produce Sperm,
Inhibin, and Mullerian inhibiting factor (MIF); MIF inhibits female
paramesonephric duct development
Genital homologues:
Urogenital sinus:
Claustrophobic = Clostridium
Pastor = Pasturella
Salmon = Salmonella
Echoed = E.coli
Yersinful = Yersinia
Strip = Streptococcus
Clubs = Klebsiella
Pseudo = Pseudomonas
Homes = Haemophilus
Francis = Francisella
Bruce = Brucella
Spiraling = Spirochetes
Boris = Borrelia (Giemsa stain = aniline dye; relapsing fever = result of antigenic
variation)
Lept = Leptospira
Mycoplasma vs Mycobacteria
Bacteria have cell walls (Mycobacteria have mycolic acid in their cell walls that
stain acid-fast)
Plasma membranes have sterols (Mycoplasma have sterols and no cell wall)
Stains:
PASs the sugar and whip cream (PAS stains glycogen and Dx Whipples disease)
"Legions who Sustained injuries get Silver stars": Legionella, grow with Cysteine,
silver stain; water source
Special Culture:
Corny = Corynebacterium
"TB and J": M. tuberculosis on lowenstEIN-Jensen agar (takes 3-4 weeks to grow,
but diagnostic)
Obligate aerobes:
"If No AER, Anthrax and TB cant survive!"
No = NOcardia
Anthrax = B. anthracis
TB = M. tuberculosis
ACTIN = Actinomyces
CLOSTRophobic = CLOSTRidium
R = Rickettsia
E = Ehrlichia
A = Anaplasma
Ch = Chlamydia
My = Mycoplasma
Cox = Coxiella
Inside = intracellular
Legions = Legionella
Salmon = Salmonella
Rabbits = Francisella
N = Neisseria
Cows = Brucella
Tumble = Listeria
In = intracellular
My = Mycobacterium
Strep pneumo
Neisseria meningitidis
Exotoxin vs Endotoxin:
M0 activation:
IL1 = Fever
ShigA-like toxin - EHEC 0157:H7 - cleaves host cell rRNA/inactivates 60S; also,
incr cytokines > HUS
Botulinum toxin - inhibits ACh vesicle release from presynaptic neuron >
flaccid paralysis
Cholera toxin - activates Gs > incr cAMP > incr Cl- secretion into gut = decr
Na+ absorption > watery diarrhea
Erythrogenic (superantigen) toxin of Strep. pyogenes > Scarlet Fever activates both TH1(CD4) and MHCII > incr INFgamma + IL2 > incr M0 and
T-cell non-specific immune response > ~Toxic Shock
beta hemolytic Strep: BBBR: Beta hemolytic, group B strep (Strep agalactiae),
Bacitracin Resistant (VS. group A strep (Strep. pyogenes) = bacitracin sensitive)
OR
"B-BRAS" - Bacitracin: group B = resistant, group A = sensitive
Exposure/PRIMARY TB:
You think they are Ghon but theyre just waiting to become secondary TB
(fibrocaseous cavitary lesion of UPPER lobe)
Note: Salmonella and Shigella both invade mucosa > bloody diarrhea;
Salmonella is motile (w/ 2 flagellar antigen variants) and produces H2S,
S. typhi of Typhoid fever causes abdominal rose spots and can remain
chronically in gallbladder; Shigella is more virulent, moves by actin
polymerization and 60S deactivating toxin induces HUS.
oxidase + organisms: when you go Camping at a quiet Pasture youd Moan More with
Nice Vibrators
Camping = Campylobacter
Pasture = Pasturella
Moan = Pseudomonas
More = Moraxella
Nice = Neisseria
Vibrators = Vibrio
D = drugs
Tx: mothers and infants with Chlamydia with Erythromycin estolate, though there
is a risk of maternal acute cholestatic hepatitis
Fungi:
Dimorphic: cold = mold, heat = yea(s)t + Blast His Cock = East Coast to West Coast
(Tx: Ketoconazole)
Worms = Bendazole
Pork = Taenia
Crab = Paragonimus
Snails = Schistosoma
Vaccines:
small pox
yellow fever
chicken pox/shingles
Rabies
Influenza
Adenovirus
Recombinant: H_V
Worms = Bendazole
Viruses:
DNA viruses: HeHe PoPa ParAde: first three = enveloped
He = Herpes
2 Simple = HSV1,2
Chickens = HHV3: Chicken pox (truncal rash > extremities; lesions of different
age)/shingles
RNA viruses:
+RNA = PiToFlaCoCa: middle 3 = enveloped
Pi = PicoRNA = PECoRnA:
P = Polio (both colonizes nasopharynx and causes meningitis like Hib >
myalgia and paralysis)
A = HAV
To = Toga
Reovirus = dsRNA, segmented: ROTAvirus = right out the anus (childhood winter
gastroenteritis)
Paramyxo = PaRaMyX2o:
O = Orthomyxo (Influenza)
Hepatitis:
HBV = HepaDNA (env, dsDNA); blood (renal dialysis, needle stick), sex, mother;
Dx: PCR
S = Syphilis: hydrops fetalis stillbirth > Hutchinson teeth, saddle nose, saber shins
Seph(iroth) = Cephalosporin
Met = Metronidazole
Vancouver = Vancomycin
Penpal = Penicillin
Amina = Aminoglycosides
Florida = Fluoroquinolones
Antimicrobial drugs:
inhibits PG cross-linking > no cell wall: Ceph Chills-in Nam watching PG
movies:
Ceph = Cephalosporin
Chills-in = cillins (binds PBP, block transpeptidase cross-linking; Penicillin =
endocarditis prophylaxis (before surgery/dental), syphilis prophylaxis)
'Nam = AztreoNAM (binds PBP3 for Pencillin-allergy pts; vs SEEK
Pseudomonas- Serratia, E.coli, Enterobacter, Klebsiella, Pseudomonas),
MeropeNEM and ImipeNEM+Cilastatin (Merpenem/Imipenem vs.
everything, esp. Enterobacter, but causes SEIZURES; Cilastatin inhibits
renal dihydropeptidase I to inhibit renal tubule Imipinem inactivation)
blocks PG synthesis:
Bacitracin (vs. S. pyogenes (GAS))
Vancomycin (binds D-Ala-D-Ala and interferes with PG-elongating
transglycosylase
vs. resistant G+ inc, MRSA and C.diff!!
"TON of AEs": T = thrombophlebitis, O = ototoxic, N = nephrotoxic
+ Red Man (slow infusion and pretreat with anti-histamine to
prevent))
H = Haemophilus
E = E. coli
L = Listeria
P = Proteus
S = Salmonella
Ticarcillin
Carbenicillin
Piperacillin
Cephalosporins:
Ceftriaxone = #1
Metronidazole: forms toxic metabolite that damages DNA; Tx: GET GAP on the
METRO
G = Giardia
T = Trichomonas
G = Gardnerella
(I = INH)
Antifungal:
Amphotericin B:
anemia, IV phlebitis
Antiviral:
CMV = Cids Gang loved seeing Foamy Scarlet = Cidofovir (Cytosine analog +
Probenicid to prevent excretion), Ganciclovir (intraocular implant), Fomivirsen
(intraocular injection, anti-sense RNA therapy), FOScarnet (unlike ganciclovir,
doesnt require thymidine kinase activation; pyroFOSphate analog that directly
inhibits DNApol)
HIV therapy:
Abacavir
Didanosine
Emtriciabine
Lamivudine
AZT (Zidovudine)
Stavudine
Delavirdine
Efavirenz
Nevirapine
Immunology:
B-cells are always found in (white) Follicles closer to the outside of the LN or spleen
VS. T-cells are found in the deeper medulla(LN)/PALS(spleen)
Lymph drainage:
umbilicus to legs (inc, superficial genitals and anal canal below pectinate line) =
superficial inguinal
testes = para-aortic
Antibody cleavage:
Protease cleaves Ab into 2 pieces: Prot Ease (evenly splits into 2; complement can
still bind hinge)
IL3: Bone = Bone marrow stimulation (acts like GM-CSF); secreted by T cells
**NOTE: MCC SCID = defective IL2 receptor > ADA deficiency; decr T > decr B
activation: all types of recurrent infections (viral/bacterial/fungal)
Complement:
C_a for anaphylaxis (histamine release > edema > hypotension, anaphylaxis)
"low 3 causes 3": C3 deficiency causes HSRIII (immune complex deposit), seen
especially in glomerulonephritis; susceptible to S. pneumo and Hib > severe recurrent
pyogenic sinus and respiratory tract infections
**Remember SHiN: S(trep. pneumo) + Hi(b) = C3 deficiency; N(eisseria) = C5C9/MAC deficiency
Passive immunity: To Be Healed Rapidly - Tetanus Botulism HBV, Rabies/(RSV in
premies every winter month)
Immune deficiencies:
F = coarse Facies
E = Eczema
Job = Jobs
Chediak-Higashi (a-r): Grandpa Al couldnt eat Eastern food with his fingers.
Al = partial albinism
Pharmacology:
Kompetitive inhibitors incr Km, decrease affinity/potency (amount of drug needed for
effect); sigmoid effect curve shifts right; Lineweaver-Burke lines cross at Y-axis
(VS non-competitive inhibitors decr Vm, decrease efficacy (maximal effect of drug);
sigmoid effect curves vertical maximum effect is reduced; Lineweaver-Burke lines join
at X-axis)
Zero-order elimination: constant amount of drug eliminated per unit time = PEA Phenytoin, Ethanol, Aspirin
Urine pH and drug elimination: medicine gets trapped in opposite urine pH:
Therapeutic index: TILED with TI= LD#/ED# and the #s adding up to 100; safer
drugs have higher TIs
G-protein-linked 2nd messenger:
Gs = beta 1: incr heart rate and contractility, incr renin, incr lipolysis
contraction)
Signaling pathways:
F = FSH
L = LH
A = ACTH
T = TSH
C = CRH
H = hCG
A = ADH (V2)
M = MSH
P = PTH
calcitonin
glucagon (incr cAMP > activates PKA > incr F16BPase >
gluconeogenesis RLS)
GHRH
GnRH
oxytocin
ADH (V1)
TRH
cGMP: vasodilators
ANP
GH
IGF-1
FGF
PDGF
Insulin
Prolactin
Progesterone
Vitamin D
Cholinomimetics:
Bethanechol: Give Beth-ann-a-call if you want your PNS stimulated: Tx: postop neurogenic ileus and urinary retention
Diarrhea
Urination
Miosis
Bradycardia
Bronchospasm
Lacrimation
Salivation
Sweating
Atropine poisoning: what would happen if you got lost in the desert: Hot, Dry, Red,
Blind (cycloplegia), Mad (delirium), urinary retention(/constipation)
Hexamethonium: Put a Hex on reFLEX bradycardia - Hexamethonium prevents NE
reflex bradycardia by blocking all Nicotinic receptors (ganglion blocker inhibits Na/K
ligand-gated channels)
ACh receptors:
Specific antidontes:
"Children Suck on Lead pencils": Succimer Txs Lead poisoning in children (Tx
is CaEDTA in adults)
Drug reactions:
Torsades de Pointes: The Method to get 31Awesome QTs is to wear a Halo and
Risper that you bought a Macro-PIe from Quinn.
Method = Methadone
Halo = haloperidol
Risper = risperidone
Macro = macrolide
Quinn = Chloroquine/Mefloquine
Chlora = Chloramphenical
SAID = NSAID
Hemolysis in G6PD: Prima had to take Aspirin after INHaling her I.B.Professor
Dapsones Sulfurous Fava Bean Nitrofarts
Primaquine
Aspirin
INH
Ibuprofen
Dapsone
Sulfonamides
Fava bean
Nitrofurantoin
S = Sulfonamides
A = Amiodarone
T = Tetracyclines
Sulfa drugs
Penicillin
Allopurinol
Sulfonamides
INH
Phenytoin
Procainamide
Ceph = Cephalosporin
Procar = Procarbazine
Night = Nitrofurantoin
Gruesome = Griseofulvin
Chlora = Chloramphenicol
Suffer = Sulfonylureas
Metro = Metronidazole
Platinum = Cisplatin
p450 interactions:
p450 inducers: Queen Barbs riFamily induced Saint John to eat a Phenylooking Greasy Carb
Queen = Quinidine
Barbara = Barbiturate
riFamily = Rifampin
induced
Greasy = Griseofulvin
Carb = Carbamazepine
ima
See reference:
ge
p450 inhibitors: Without a Key, Kim was inhibited from PIES and Juice
Key = Ketoconazole
Kim = Cimetidine
inhibited
E = Erythromycin
S = Sulfonamides
ge
See reference:
Asparagine: neurotoxicity
ge
See reference:
Cardiovascular:
Contractility decreases with: ABBCCC:
A = Acidosis
BB = Beta blocker
Heart murmurs:
MR = mitral regurg
AS = aortic stenosis
S = systolic murmurs
and
MS = mitral stenosis
AR = aortic regurg
D = diastolic murmurs
2nd degree:
Initially: nothing
4-10 days later: M0s thinned walls > increased risk of rupture and tamponade
>10 days: risk for ventricular aneurysm (bulging scar because fibrosis made it
lose its ability to contract) <ventricular remodeling can be prevented with ACEIs
Fever
Oslers nodes: tender raised red lesions on fingers and toe pads
Murmur (new)
Anemia
Emboli
group A Strep
migratorypolyArthritis
+ Erythema martginatum, Syndenhams/St. Vitus chorea (of face, tongue, and upper
limb)
"ACE-inhibitors are ACEs at controlling HTN":
essential hypertension
ACE-I/ARBs
Beta blockers
"Aden Diaz is Mine OK?": Adenoxine, Diazoxide and Minoxidil Open K+ channels
Antiarrhythmics: No Bad Boy Keeps Clean
Type IV: Ca2+ blocker (incr PR); Tx coronary and cerebral vasospasms
Type I antiarrhythmics:
pulmonary fibrosis
hepatotoxicity
Endocrine:
Adrenal cortex: GFR: The deeper you go, the sweeter it gets.
FSH
LH
ACTH
TSH
Prolactin
GH
GH)
Neurohypophysis = Posterior pituitary (Neural tube of ectoderm): secretes hypothalamic
substances: A Pair of Ox were Supra Dehydrated
Adrenal steroids: In an enzyme deficiency, if the first digit is a 1, then the patient will be
hypertensive. If the second digit is a 1, then the patient will look male.
PTH = phosphate trashing hormone (note: decreased free serum Mg2+, decreases PTH
secretion; common causes of decr Mg2+ = alcohol, aminoglycosides, diarrhea, diuretics)
Calcitonin = from parafollicular C cells of thyroid = neural Crest derivative, secreted in
medullary thyroid Cancer (MENII)
(Signaling pathway mnemonics were covered earlier)
Thyroid hormone functions: T3 = 5Bs
Beta1 adrenergic effects (Thyroid Storm: incr HR, contractility > arrhythmia;
Tx with propanolol or PTU (OK in pregnant))
incr BMR
10% malignant
10% bilateral
10% extra-adrenal
10% calcify
10% kids
10% familial
mass may invade into an intervertebral epidural space and look like a dumbbell
Hyperparathyroid/Hyperthyroid
Iatrogenic: Thiazides
Multiple myeloma
Addisons disease
Excess vitamin D
Hyperparathyroidism:
Primary: Osteitis fibrosa cystica = stones, bones, and groans = kidney stones,
brown bone tumors, weakness and constipation; incr cAMP in urine
VS Secondary: Renal osteodystrophy = renal disease > decr Vit D > decr
Ca2+ > incr PTH > bone lesions
Hypocalcemia signs:
MENIIb: 1P
Diabetic drugs:
Metformin = incr glucose uptake in muscle and fat via GLUT4 (aka incr
insulin sensitivity in peripheral tissue) and decr liver glucose production via incr
AMPK and decr PEPCK (OAAtoPEP) and decr G6Pase (G6PtoGlucose)
production
-Gliptins, -Tides = incr insulin, decr glucagon, decr gastric motility (incr
satiety)
Remember:
insulin > decreases cAMP > decreases PKA > dephosphorylated FBPase2
= PFK2 > F6P to F26BP > F26BP stimulates PFK1 > incr F6P to F16BP
(glycolysis)
glucose > decreases cAMP > decreases CAP-cAMP binding of lac operon =
RNA polymerase cant bind to promoter
Gastrointestinal:
Retroperitoneal structures: I ASK DR. PC
IVC
Ab aorta
Suprarenal glands
Kidneys/Ureters
Duodenum (2, 3, 4)
Rectum
"1ABC":
because its so far from the hepatic artery, its the first place to suffer from
ischemia
also, since blood pools in veins, you can think of drugs/poisons pooling
there, too
Inguinal canal: INternal (deep) inguinal ring = INdirect hernia that may go INto the
scrotum = lateral to inferior epigastric vessels
VS. an alien Directly bursting from your stomach = direct hernia = protrudes from
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"IF you PARTY too hard, youll vomit out a lot of GASTRIC ACID.":
Parietal cells secrete IF (intrinsic factor) and HCl (gastric acid)
Vitamin/Mineral absorption:
Jejunum: The Jester is a Fat Fool = Jejunum absorbs most Fats and Folate
Ileum: The ileum is the last part of the small intestine; its where you say Bye
Bye to the SI: Byle acid, B12/IF is reabsorbed in the Ileum
Bilirubin:
Rules of thumb:
Achalasia: AABBCC
Achalasia
Alcohol, Achalasia
Barretts esophagus
Cigarettes
Familial
GERD
Squamous cell = Spread out worldwide (most prevalent worldwide); upper 2/3s
(where striated muscle can be found)
Gastritis:
"Cushion the brain": Cushings ulcer = stress ulcer from head injury:
incr ICP > incr vagal stimulation > incr ACh > incr H+)
Duodenal ulcer pain = Decreases with food (will see hypertrophy of Brunners
glands and clean punched out margins unlike carcinoma raised/irregular
margins)
Fist = Fistulas
Ulcerative colitis: If you have a Lead Pipe jammed up your Rectum, youll get
Bloody Diarrhea.
2 inches long
2% of population
Colonic polyps: VILLous = VILLainOUS because villous polyps are more likely to be
malignant (villous > tubulovillous > tubulous)
Colorectal cancer (CRC):
Presentation of CRC: Think of the colon as a funnel that shrinks towards the anus (and
also that visceral nerves dont have as many localized pain receptors as the anus):
distal colon (left side, near anus) = obstruction, sharp colicky pain, hematochezia
proximal colon (right side) = iron deficiency anemia, dull pain, fatigue
CRC: Apple core lesion on barium enema x-ray, CEA tumor marker
Molecular pathogenesis of CRC: alphabetical order
lose APC (decreased intercellular Adhesion) then mutate kRAS (unregulated signal
transduction MAPK) then lose p53 (no apoptosis)
Wilsons disease (hepatolenticular degeneration): a-r inadequate copper excretion, treated
with penicillamine (copper penny): ABCDEF
Dementia
Encephalopathy
Fat
Fertile
Female
Forty
Gallstones
Ethanol
Trauma
Steroids
Mumps
Autoimmune disease
Scorpion Sting
Hypercalcemia, Hyperlipidemia
ERCP