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    While You Were Out (BAD ASS)

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    WICKED MERCY
    PRINT THESE FOR YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS.....LOVES IT!!!! GREAT FOR CAR WINDSHEILDS... GO 4 IT!!

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    Sorry we Sorry we

    missed you... missed you...

    While you were out, agent ________________ While you were out, agent ________________
    stopped by on behalf of ... stopped by on behalf of ...
    CIA DEA Dept. of Homeland Security CIA DEA Dept. of Homeland Security
    FBI IRS Transportation SecurityAdmin. FBI IRS Transportation SecurityAdmin.
    NSA FAA Office of Total NSA FAA Office of Total
    INS SEC Information Awareness INS SEC Information Awareness
    ATF FDIC Your local police dept. ATF FDIC Your local police dept.
    SSA Other All of the above. SSA Other All of the above.

    Because you were out, we decided to ... Because you were out, we decided to ...
    Ask your __neighbors __children __spouse Ask your __neighbors __children __spouse
    about you. about you.
    Inspect your __garden __garage __car Inspect your __garden __garage __car
    __pets __trash. __pets __trash.
    Let ourselves into your: Let ourselves into your:
    __residence __business. __residence __business.
    Read your: __mail __email __diary Read your: __mail __email __diary
    __Rolodex __daily planner. __Rolodex __daily planner.
    Checked your Waste: Checked your Waste:
    __Garbage __Recyclables __Garbage __Recyclables
    Sewage __smoking __ birth control Sewage __smoking __ birth control
    __illegal drugs __legal drugs __illegal drugs __legal drugs
    __DNA sample collection. __DNA sample collection.
    Place a wiretap on your telephone. Place a wiretap on your telephone.
    Install __video __audio surveillance equip. Install __video __audio surveillance equip.
    Conducted an inventory of all RFID tagged Conducted an inventory of all RFID tagged
    merchandise. merchandise.
    Inspect your __computer __books Inspect your __computer __books
    __spice rack __refrigerator. __spice rack __refrigerator.
    We’re sorry, this information is privileged. We’re sorry, this information is privileged.
    Divulging any information of this search is a Divulging any information of this search is a
    violation in accordance with the Patriot Act and violation in accordance with the Patriot Act and
    is punishable by up to 10 years in Federal Prison. is punishable by up to 10 years in Federal Prison.

    As a result of our visit ... As a result of our visit ...


    You should feel safer, knowing that your You should feel safer, knowing that your
    government is doing all it can to protect you. government is doing all it can to protect you.
    You are considered a “person of interest” and You are considered a “person of interest” and
    may be subject to monitoring, media may be subject to monitoring, media
    harassment, etc. harassment, etc.
    You are under arrest and are advised to turn You are under arrest and are advised to turn
    yourself in immediately to local law yourself in immediately to local law
    enforcement authorities. enforcement authorities.
    You are wanted for questioning. You are wanted for questioning.
    Please call: ____________OR ____________ Please call: ____________OR ____________
    to arrange a convenient time to be interviewed. to arrange a convenient time to be interviewed.

    Again, we are sorry that we missed you, Again, we are sorry that we missed you,
    but rest assured, we know where you live. but rest assured, we know where you live.

    For more information: For more information:


    ____________________________ ____________________________

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