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Chelsea Clinton Better Than Bill 'Cost' - New


By Tommy Christopher (Political
Machine)
bears exhibit a clear preference for wooded
areas when excreting bodily waste.
For the unconvinced, here's a quick study
the proverbial squared circle of a press
conference. Even so, despite her press
blackout, Chelsea has enjoyed almost
Clinton Ad
Submitted at 4/26/2008 1:43:00 AM
in contrast. First, Bill, then after the jump, universally positive coverage. I get the
By Greg McNeilly (Political Machine)
Filed under: Hillary Clinton, Democrats, some Chelsea. feeling that, given the chance, our Submitted at 4/25/2008 2:02:00 PM
2008 President The circle is now Now, here's Chelsea on the grill in newshounds would have a hard time Filed under: Hillary Clinton, Ads, 2008
complete...- D. Vader Former President Madison, Wi, earlier in the campaign. Let's asking anything more challenging than President
and would-be First Gent Bill Clinton see how she does. something like this:"Chelsea, two quick Hillary Clinton's campaign is airing a
seems to have been overtaken in the The Politico article does attempt to questions. First, it has been widely new :30 second ad in Indiana, titled
political skills department by daughter balance out the Chelsea love: But so far, it reported that you are awesome. Could you "Cost." The Hosier state Democrats hold
Chelsea Clinton, observes Politico: In is Chelsea who has handled delicate give us some detail as to how you became their primary Tuesday, May 6.
Philadelphia Monday night for a final rally situations with aplomb, and it is Chelsea so awesome, sort of flesh that out for us? Pandering on gas prices is a sure-fire
before the must-win Pennsylvania primary, who has emerged unscratched from public And secondly, would you rule out the populist appeal. Every candidate seems to
Chelsea Clinton told a packed crowd that events where her family's most sensitive possibility that you could be more be doing it and every voter demanding it.
she and her father are having an "implicit issues - such as the Monica Lewinsky awesome?" Even if it didn't go that way, so Yet, gas consumption is down - which is
competition about who is my mother's scandal - were suddenly and unexpectedly much the better. Reporters attacking good for the environment. Hmmm...higher
better surrogate on any given day." thrust upon her by questioners. Chelsea only makes her look better. In gas prices means lower gas consumption?
She may have been joking. She may also Only once has she drawn unfavorable fact, if I were to advise the Clinton Yes, it appears the free market does work.
be winning. public notice - and that for an absurdly campaign on this, I would recommend that So when you hear a politican pandering on
Bill Clinton is a master of retail disciplined approach that led her to refuse they set up Chelsea's media "coming out" gas prices (or your neighor demanding
politicking, widely acknowledged to have an interview request from a 9-year-old on Fox News, with Dick Morris as the them) just scowel at them and ask'em why
few peers as a campaigner. But after the student journalist. Sure, but they're not guest. Go ahead, Dick. Swing away! they hate our planet.
latest in a series of dust-ups involving the telling you that the kid is a stringer for The As for Bill Clinton, I say we agree not to The ad's script reads: Announcer: These
former president - the most recent New Republic. he's not really helping that much, as it's a ask where he is, and the campaign agrees days, it costs fifty bucks to fill up the tank.
occurring on the eve of Tuesday's high- One of the great differences that I see in reminder of Hillary's policy differences not to tell us. How can Indiana families afford that?
stakes Democratic contest - there's a case Chelsea's approach to campaigning for with the former president on issues like Permalink| Email this| Linking Blogs| Hillary Clinton knows it's time to act,
to be made that his 28-year-old daughter is Hillary versus Bill's is that Chelsea keeps trade and LGBTQ issues. Comments take some of the windfall profits of big oil
the more valuable advocate for Sen. the focus on her Mom, whereas Bill has a To be fair, there is a world of difference to pay to suspend the gas tax this summer,
Hillary Rodham Clinton. This also just in: tendency to make it all about himself. This between riffing with voters on campus and investigate the oil giants for price gouging
Scientists are confirming this hour that means that even when Bill is on message, and collusion.
Make the oil companies invest in new
North Carolina GOP to McCain: Ad Will Air clean energy sources to free us from
foreign oil and bring gas prices down to
earth.
By Faye Anderson (Political remains defiant. Daves says the ad will air: Democrats in North Carolina are trying made these same anti-American statements With gas this expensive, talk is cheap.
Machine) Contrary to any media reports, to inject race into this ad. This tactic, and the Democrat candidates for Governor It's time for leadership.
Submitted at 4/25/2008 8:54:00 AM
the'Extreme' ad will run as scheduled next designed to further drive a wedge between endorsed her, we would be running the Permalink| Email this| Linking Blogs|
week. There has never been any intention the people of North Carolina, is despicable same ad. Comments
Filed under: Republicans, Ads, 2008 to pull the ad and it will air. and wrong. This ad has absolutely nothing The state party's plans may be moot
President John McCain, the titular head of The 'Extreme' ad has garnered attention to do with race. It is completely factual and since some TV stations refuse to run the
the Republican Party, is having trouble around the country. I want to thank the contains no information that has already ad.
getting North Carolina Republicans to toe people across North Carolina and across received a public airing. Let me be Permalink| Email this| Linking Blogs|
the line. McCain told NBC's "Today" show the country who have shown perfectly clear: It is entirely inappropriate Comments
that an ad featuring Jeremiah Wright's overwhelming support for us. Our aim is to for voters to consider race when judging
incendiary comments "is unacceptable." tell the truth and ask difficult questions. the quality of a candidate running for any
North Carolina GOP Chair Linda Daves We will continue to do so. ... office. If Senator Clinton had a pastor who
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McCain's Disdain for the Base Sunday Talk


By Dave (Political Machine) express ourselves. Here's one: What's even worse is that he has set a Line-Up
Submitted at 4/25/2008 1:38:00 PM
I was just about to contribute the full precedent by repudiating the ad. What is he By Greg McNeilly (Political Machine)
$4,600 to John McCain for primary and thinking? He's going to be stuck answering
Filed under: John McCain, Featured general election, less the $500 I've already democrat calls for repudiation now any Submitted at 4/26/2008 5:11:00 AM

Stories, 2008 President sent. But I've had it with him trashing time that a conservative brings up Jeremiah Filed under: 2008 President, Media If it's
Here's John Mccain ripping on the North fellow Republicans, which he's made a Wright. Sunday, it's talking heads time. Here's the
Carolina GOP for using one of the very career of. I'm not sending another dime to Incredibly, McCain has shot himself in line-up:
few known effective attacks on Obama. McCain until he apologizes to the North the foot at a time in which he wins by ABC - This Week( George
Here's John McCain throwing George Carolina GOP with as much fanfare as he doing nothing. The old man should go Stephanopoulos): with U.S. Senator Evan
Bush under the bus over the Katrina just embarrassed them publicly. home and take a nap - and quit interfering Bayh(D-IN) and ex-Senate Majority
response. The problem here is assuming How does he expect to raise any GOP with our efforts to get him elected. Leader Tom Daschle(D-SD)
that a properly run efficient and competent money with this B.S. of trashing other And I'd say the election was over, except CBS - Face the Nation( Bob Schieffer):
federal bureaucracy would suddenly spring Republicans constantly in the media? He's that all three candidates are doing their with Obama strategist David Axelrod and
to existence under his watch. That's a doing NOTHING to build the party, it's all best to throw the election to someone else. Clinton Communications Director Howard
crock. There isn't any such thing as "me, me, me" with McCain. Obama is clearly too inexperienced and Wolfson.
conservatives know. And a conservative My support for McCain has been just as naive (or worse) to install in the Oval CNN - Late Edition( Wolf Blitzer): with
would say that it's stupid to declare that a tentative as McCain's support for market Office, Hillary Clinton is a snake, and John U.S. Senator Dianne Feinstein(D-CA) and
manager in Washington DC is the best liberty, the Constitution, limited McCain is just intent on ticking off Congressman Pete Hoekstra(R-MI).
person to determine how much tissue paper government, low taxes and not buying in to everyone! Fox - News Sunday( Chris Wallace):with
to store in every Louisiana courthouse. the leftist takeover on climate change. My only consolation is that no matter U.S. Senator Barack Obama(D-IL).
But John McCain is all up for signing up And this explains why McCain is going how this turns out, two people that I can't NBC - Meet the Press( Tim Russert) with
the Federal government to "do better". to be forced to accept public money and is stand will lose. DNC Chairman Howard Dean.
But should we have expected any lagging behind the Democrats by orders of issue off the table for the entire election. Permalink| Email this| Linking Blogs|
Undoubtedly, conservatives will continue Sunday Night, CBS's 60-Minutes will
different? McCain is the nominee despite magnitude. Comments feature Supreme Court Justice Anthony
conservatives, not because of them. And he My fellow Ohioan at the Darke blog has to play the videos, and commentators will
bring up the issue, but McCain himself Scalia.
is now clearly taking the strategy toward more on Wright: Permalink| Email this| Linking Blogs|
the middle assuming conservatives have to 4. In theory, McCain has (for himself and probably can't do anything with it (lest he'll
be deemed the dreaded flip-flopper). Comments
vote for him, but there are other ways to his campaign) taken the Jeremiah Wright

Obama as a Mill
Bush Banking on Rebates to Boost Economy Stone?
By Mark Impomeni (Political Democrats in Congress seized on the estimates that all 130 million households
Machine) president's mention of higher food and fuel expected to get a rebate check will have By Greg McNeilly (Political Machine)
Submitted at 4/26/2008 3:00:00 AM
prices to push for a second stimulus their money by July 11th. Submitted at 4/25/2008 10:11:00 AM
package, and to score political points on To the extent that the economic
Filed under: President Bush, Democrats, the Administration's handling of higher gas downturn is driven by rising fuel and Filed under: Democrats, Ads
Featured Stories, Economy, Taxes prices. Sen. Charles Schumer (D-NY), commodities prices, along with a jittery The National Republican Congressional
President Bush stepped out onto the South chairman of the Democratic Senatorial housing and financial market, the stimulus Committee (NRCC) is running an attack ad
Lawn of the White House yesterday to Campaign Committee, said, "It's galling to checks will not have much of a lasting against Congressman Don Cazayoux(LA-
announce that tax rebate checks, think that taxpayers' stimulus checks will impact on the nation's economic health. 6) featuring Barack Obama. The :30
authorized by the economic stimulus be lining the pockets of OPEC." House Increasing Americans' savings is a worthy second ad is titled "Warning Label."
package passed by Congress earlier this Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) agreed, goal, but it doesn't do anything for job The NRCC, like I'm sure the DCCC will
year, will be going out to taxpayers by saying, "[Americans] need this rebate to creation. If the president and Congress attempt at some point, is trying to tag the
Monday, two full weeks earlier than cope with the rising cost of gas and want to increase people's disposable Party's likely nominee with negatives and
expected. Mr. Bush said that the checks groceries." In reality, however, both the income, and give businesses a shot in the force a disassociation between candidates
would help Americans struggling with president and Democrats are wrong. arm at the same time, they would do better of the same stripe. This is always a fun
higher food and fuel prices to make ends People generally don't use government to cut taxes or make the Bush tax cuts gimmick for hucksters but rarely effective.
meet. "The money is going to help rebate checks for new spending, choosing permanent. Permalink| Email this| Linking Blogs|
Americans offset the high prices we're instead to pay down debt or increase Vote Permalink| Email this| Linking Blogs| Comments
seeing at the gas pump, the grocery store, savings. The first to see the rebates will be those Comments
and also give our economy a boost to help View Poll tax filers who are set up to receive direct
us pull out of this economic slowdown," he What are you planning to do with your deposit. Paper checks will begin going out
said. rebate? Spend it. Save it. Pay down debt. on May 9th. The Internal Revenue Service
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Clinton Supporter AFA Promotes Open-Mouthed Gay


Kissing
McGovern Sees Obama By Tommy Christopher (Political
Machine)
them know they do not support such
blatant promotion of the homosexual

Appeal Submitted at 4/26/2008 7:42:00 AM

Filed under: Media, Gay Rights Well,


agenda. And while P&G officials say they
want to treat everyone equally, the AFA
president argues the company is alienating
By Jay Allbritton (Political Machine) duh! It's no fun with your mouth closed! its core base. The delicious irony here is
Submitted at 4/26/2008 8:05:00 AM The American Family Association, that the "As the World Turns" clip that
founded by Rev. Don Wildmon, posted the they posted is the #1 video on Youtube
Filed under: Hillary Clinton, Barack video below with the headline, "Procter & today, bringing the soapy gay content to a
Obama, 2008 President In the wake of his Gamble promotes explicit open-mouth whole new audience that's probably in
loss to Hillary Clinton in the Pennsylavnia homosexual kissing." AFA's website ran a school when the show airs.
primary, John B. Judis of the New story urging members to contact Permalink| Email this| Linking Blogs|
Republic compared Barack Obama's P&G:(AFA President Tim) Wildmon Comments
campaign to the ill-fated campaign of 1972 encourages people to contact P&G and let
Democratic presidential nominee George
Jeremiah Wright on
McGovern.
"Indeed, if you look at Obama's vote in
Pennsylvania," Judis writes, "you begin to
clearly not toeing his candidate's line. For PBS Judge Slams Florida Authorities
instance, McGovern believes that
see the outlines of the old George
McGovern coalition that haunted the
Michigan and Florida should not be seated.
He also concedes that Obama will most
By David Knowles (Political
Machine)
For Bogus Toll Fines
Democrats during the '70s and '80s, led by likely be the nominee and because of that, By Michael Masnick (Techdirt) should have been easy for the traffic
college students and minorities." the candidates should adopt a more Submitted at 4/25/2008 3:04:00 PM authorities to correct, but instead they
Submitted at 4/25/2008 12:42:00 AM
George McGovern, who is a Hillary civilized tone for the remainder of the Filed under: Democrats, Barack Obama, made it a bureaucratic nightmare for those
Clinton supporter, is not buying it. primary process. "I don't want to see Breaking News In case you missed it, here It's not just with red light cameras that unfairly and incorrectly accused of running
McGovern believes that Obama's Hillary or Barack giving McCain are some excerpts of Barack Obama's local authorities are squeezing extra money tolls. The judge has even gone so far as to
coalition will equate to electoral success. ammunition in the general election," said former pastor, Jeremiah Wright, out of drivers, Consumerist points us to the bar the two Authorities from issuing any
"He has very broad appeal," McGovern McGovern. "It is more important that we interviewed by Bill Moyers. The transcript news that a judge in Florida has tossed out new citations to drivers who have prepaid
told the Huffington Post, "He certainly is not have another four years of Bush of the whole interview can be found here. thousands of bogus toll citations, slamming or credit-card accounts -- to the point that
going to galvanize the black vote. But he government." Pt. 2. both the Orlando-Orange County he's instructed the court clerks in both
has strong appeal to voters of all kinds. Permalink| Email this| Linking Blogs| Pt. 3 Expressway Authority and Florida places to refuse to accept any new citations
Some of the old buckaroos out here in Comments Pt. 4 Turnpike Authority for failing to deal with without affidavits swearing that the
South Dakota are for him." Permalink| Email this| Linking Blogs| the fines properly. It appears that some of offenders have no money in their accounts.
For a Clinton supporter, McGovern is Comments the fines resulted from malfunctioning toll Permalink| Comments| Email This Story
transponders. The judge noted that this

Should you be looking at 3M?


By Steven Mallas (BloggingStocks) DuPont(NYSE: DD), reported this past stated forward guidance of at least $5.47 in $97 and a little ways off from the 52-week
Submitted at 4/26/2008 5:40:00 AM
Thursday. Net sales increased 9%, but adjusted earnings per share for 2008 (or, as low of $72.05. Taken together, this 3M
diluted earnings per share unfortunately the release put it, management believes net scenario seems like an interesting set-up
Filed under: Earnings reports, 3M took a whopping decline of 25%. income will see an increase of "a minimum for a decent trade. The stock looks like it
Corporation (MMM), Johnson and However, you need to take a look at what of 10% over 2007 earnings-per-share of will probably meander for a bit, but it
Johnson (JNJ), duPont(E.I.)deNemours caused this drop -- there was a gain in last $4.98"), and it beat the street this past nevertheless should be looked at.
(DD) year's quarter from the disposition of a quarter by three pennies, according to Disclosure: I don't own shares in any of
There were a lot of earnings reports this European pharmaceutical business, as well Briefing.com. the companies mentioned here; positions
week -- if you weren't setting up some as some other items. Excluding these Here are some things to think about can change at any time. Permalink| Email
trades before the reports were released, elements, you'll find that earnings per past quarter saw free cash flow grow to regarding 3M's stock. If it does earn close this| Comments
you're probably digesting the numbers share grew by 8%. just under $700 million. I liked that; I also to $5.47 a share, then the company sports a
now. I had a look at 3M(NYSE: MMM) According to the company's release, 3M liked that most of the company's divisions forward P/E ratio of a little over 14. The
this morning. The famous Dow did rather well in the free-cash-flow reported double-digit profit growth. This is yield on the shares is well over 2%. And,
component, which competes with Johnson department. Last year at this time, free a healthy, blue-chip dividend player -- as of Friday's close, the price of the stock -
& Johnson(NYSE: JNJ) and cash flow came in at $276 million. This plus, 3M is comfortable with its previously - $77.82 -- is well off the 52-week high of
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Earnings highlights: Microsoft, Yahoo!, Merrill and TPG do a


Apple, Amazon, Texas Instruments and dance
By Tom Taulli (BloggingStocks)
others Submitted at 4/26/2008 10:40:00 AM

Filed under: Private equity, Merrill Lynch


By Trey Thoelcke (BloggingStocks) (NYSE:
HNP (MER)
Submitted at 4/26/2008 7:40:00 AM
) Over the years, there has been a
Filed under: Earnings reports, Microsoft earnings plunged symbiotic relationship between investment
(MSFT), Yahoo! (YHOO), Apple Inc on coal prices, but the stock went higher. banks and private equity firms. And it has True, Wall Street is known for dancing
(AAPL), Amazon.com (AMZN), AT and T • Level 3 Communications Inc. been quite profitable (in terms of fees) -- with these conflicts (if not relishing in
(T), Netflix, Inc. (NFLX), QUALCOMM (NASDAQ: that is, until recently. them). But, I'm sure clients will get a little
Inc (QCOM), Electronic Data Systems LVLT Now, with investment banks ailing, the squeamish.
(EDS), Texas Instruments (TXN), ) relationships may get even stronger. In Besides, as a major investor, TPG is
Huaneng Power Intl ADS (HNP), EMC narrowed its loss other words, private equity firms -- which likely to have lots of visibility into Merrill
Corp (EMC), Broadcom Corp'A' (BRCM), on higher sales of networking services. are bulging with cash -- may be providers -- which may provide a strong competitive
Level 3 Communications (LVLT) Here are • McAfee Inc. of much-needed capital. position. In a way, this could mean that
some highlights from this past week's (NYSE: According to a piece in the Financial rival investment banks will be standoffish
earnings coverage from BloggingStocks: MFE Times[a paid publication], there have been when dealing with TPG.
• Amazon.com Inc. ) some discussions between TPG and Then again, another possibility is that
(NASDAQ: Q1 profit plunged Merrill Lynch(NYSE: MER) regarding Merrill and TPG will forge a major
AMZN on product development and marketing financing. Funny enough, Merrill's CEO, alliance, becoming the private equity
) (NASDAQ: costs. John Thain, has been fairly clear that his division. This could be attractive to
profits rose 30% BRCM • MEMC Electronic Materials Inc. firm doesn't need the money. But, hey, Merrill, which is currently hamstrung
, easily beating analysts' expectations. ) (NYSE: things can change, right? So why not keep because of the credit crunch.
• AMETEK Inc. WFR the channels open? That's what good Tom Taulli is the author of various
Q1 profit soared investment bankers do.
(NYSE: , and it raised its guidance. ) books, including The Complete M&A
AME • Cymer Inc. missed analysts' estimates However, the potential linkup does raise Handbook( www.mergerbook.com) and is
) (NASDAQ: for the first quarter. some interesting issues. After all, there also a principal in Averiware, which
beat Q1 estimates CYMI • Microsoft Corp. could be serious conflicts of interest. provides an ERP system to small and mid-
on global strength and recent (NASDAQ: Investment banks are supposed to provide size businesses. Permalink| Email this|
) unbiased advice to their clients. But, is this
acquisitions. beat Q1 estimates MSFT Comments
• Apple Inc. and announced a share million buyback ) possible if TPG is a bidder for a Merrill
(NASDAQ: program. beat earnings expectations client?
AAPL and raised its full-year guidance.
)
easily beat Q2 expectations
• Electronic Data Systems Inc.
(NYSE:
EDS
• Netflix Inc.
(NASDAQ:
A little drug money laundering at
but offered a weak outlook.
• AT&T Inc.
) posted Q1 profits on cost cutting and
new contracts. )
NFLX
Wachovia?
(NYSE: • EMC Corp. profit soared in the first quarter By Douglas McIntyre have been seized claim to be legitimate
T (NYSE: on increase in subscriptions. (BloggingStocks) businesses and that if they cannot get at
) posted EMC • Nintendo Co. their funds, they may go out of business.
strong Q1 results (OTC: Submitted at 4/26/2008 4:40:00 AM
) The open question is whether Wachovia
thanks to the popularity of the iPhone. Q1 earnings fell NTDOY Filed under: Wachovia Corp (WB), employees knew about the transactions.
• Baidu.com Inc. on on acquisition-related charges. ) Mexico It is hard to imagine a well-run bank like
(NASDAQ: • Hexcel Corp. posted record results The Feds are looking into whether drug Wachovia would be involved in such
BIDU (NYSE: due to the popularity of the Wii system. money was laundered by blatant aid to drug operations from outside
) beat earnings and saw an upgrade from HXL Continue reading Earnings highlights: Wachovia(NYSE: WB). The investigation the U.S. Perhaps that is why its shares are
Citigroup Inc. ) Microsoft, Yahoo!, Apple, Amazon, Texas is "part of a broad probe of alleged down almost 50% this year.
(NYSE: beat Q1 estimates Instruments and others Permalink| Email laundering of drug proceeds by Mexican Douglas A. McIntyre is an editor at
C on increased commercial aerospace sales. this| Comments and Colombian money-transfer 247wallst.com. Permalink| Email this|
). • Huaneng Power ADS companies," according to The Wall Street Comments
• Broadcom Corp. Journal(subscription required).
Several companies with accounts that
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Earnings highlights: Bank of America, An Ohio senator opines on


Merck, Mattel, Phillip Morris, AFLAC free trade
By Gary E. Sattler (BloggingStocks)
and others Submitted at 4/26/2008 9:40:00 AM

Filed under: Competitive strategy,


By Trey Thoelcke (BloggingStocks) on subprime-related write-downs.
Employees, Workspace, Politics
• Cree Inc.
Submitted at 4/26/2008 2:40:00 AM
(NYSE: In the April 23, Wall Street Journal,
Filed under: Earnings reports, Brinker Intl CREE Senator Sherrod Brown, (D) Ohio, made a
(EAT), AFLAC Inc (AFL), Bank of ) earnings slipped while realistic assessment of current government
America (BAC), Bristol-Myers Squibb revenues soared 29% trade policy and how it is diluting the
(BMY), Gannett Co (GCI), Kimberly- . strength of our country. I think that Senator
Clark (KMB), Mattel, Inc (MAT), Merck • Eli Lilly & Co. Brown was just a bit gentle with his words,
and Co (MRK), Hasbro Inc (HAS), (NYSE: and understandably so when given his
Western Union (WU) Here are some LLY position. Suffice it to say that I agree with
highlights from this past week's earnings ) reported him for the most part, but he should have
coverage from BloggingStocks: worse-than-expected Q1 earnings just cut to the chase. The American
• AFLAC Inc. on discontinued product charge. working class has been sold out. He also
. failed to make one critical point about
(NYSE: • Aptar Group Inc. • Gannet Inc.
AFL (NYSE: NAFTA. It was his party and the guidance
(NYSE: of Bill Clinton that navigated that
) reported ATR GCI
better-than-expected earnings ) document into law.
) posted Partisan politics aside, I believe that the decline of the American Dream. It's a
for the first quarter. record Q1 results beat low expectations
• Ambac Financial Group Inc. as earnings and revenue continue slump. current American trade standards are dream, while not referred to by that name,
and raised its Q2 guidance. something we need to be ashamed of. As a that resides in the hearts of workers the
(NYSE: • Bank of America • Hasbro Inc.
ABK (NYSE: free market capitalist, I have nothing world over. Every parent wants their
(NYSE: against the survival of the fittest in the children to have a greater degree of
) posted a BAC HAS
wider-than-expected loss ) posted worlds of manufacturing and business. opportunity and safety than they had.
) However, we're beholden to good sense to Continue reading An Ohio senator opines
; shares hit new low. Q1 earnings plunged better-than-expected Q1 earnings
• Amdocs Ltd. on international strength. provide a level playing field and to on free trade Permalink| Email this|
on further housing-related write-downs. maintain benchmark standards. In that Comments
(NYSE: • Brinker International Inc. • JAKKS Pacific Inc.
DOX (NASDAQ: regard, American workers have been
(NYSE: shorted. Our trade deficit is a testament to
) EAT JAKK
beat Q2 estimates )
on strength in the managed services
businesses.
)
narrowly beat earnings
expectations on cost cutting.
missed Q1 expectations
on restructuring and litigation costs.
Time for a Turnaround?
• Amphenol Corp. • Bristol-Myers Squibb Co. • Kimberly-Clark Corp. (Portfolio.com: News and Markets) Just by not being as bad as expected,
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American Express' earnings "left investors
APH BMY KMB feeling again that this may be more of a
) ) ) beat EPS estimates by a penny, as Revenue up 11 percent and profit down bottom than the start of an accelerating
beat expectations beat analysts' estimates revenue jumped 10% 11 percent? Thank goodness! crisis," Rick Meckler, president of
in the first quarter and raised its for the first quarter. . American Express eased concerns about investment firm LibertyView Capital
guidance. • Credit Suisse Group Continue reading Earnings highlights: financial stocks not by posting earnings Management, told Reuters.
• Amylin Pharmaceuticals Inc. (NYSE: Bank of America, Merck, Mattel, Phillip growth, but by beating analysts' gloomy "There is the feeling we are coming to the
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12 ways to profit from the Obopay gets a $20 million Whiten Your Teeth
with Strawberries
middle class recession diet payday [Clever Uses]
By Peter Cohan (BloggingStocks) are benefiting and 10 that are hurting:
By Tom Taulli (BloggingStocks)
Submitted at 4/26/2008 10:26:00 AM
Here are two companies that are doing By Adam Pash (Lifehacker)
better thanks to their lower prices: Submitted at 4/26/2008 8:40:00 AM
Submitted at 4/26/2008 12:30:00 AM
Filed under: Forecasts, Consumer • TJX Co.'s Filed under: Citigroup Inc. (C)
experience, Wal-Mart (WMT), Starbucks (NYSE: Yesterday, I talked to some tech vets If you've never been keen on commercial
(SBUX), Marketing and advertising, TJX about mobile payments. While there has teeth-whitening products and you love
Money and Finance Today, Domino's ) been lots of traction in overseas markets -- strawberries, today is your lucky day: Web
Pizza (DPZ), Kohl's Corp (KSS), Ruth's • Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. especially Asia -- it's still pretty tough in site Health.com says that one ripe
Chris Steak House (RUTH), Economic (NYSE: the U.S. Hey, when it comes to making strawberry plus half a teaspoon of baking
data, Stocks to Buy, Stocks to Sell, WMT Richmond Global Cellular, and powder equals a natural teeth whitener.
payments, it seems that credit and debit Citigroup(NYSE: C).
Recession ) cards work pretty well. The secret is malic acid—the product of
The New York Times reports that Here are 10 that are hurting because Oh, and some of the company's the mix—which is an astringent that can
Despite this, a variety of mobile employees have invested in the latest
Americans in the economic middle are people can't afford to go out to restaurants payments companies are still trying rev buff coffee and cigarette stains from your
eating pasta instead of meat and staying at and buy expensive clothes: round of funding -- of course, using their teeth. The post emphasizes that you should
things up. And one is Obopay, an early mobile Obopay accounts.
Hampton's Inn instead of Hilton as they try Continue reading 12 ways to profit from pioneer in the space. In fact, this week the be careful, though—too much use could
to keep their families together in the face the middle class recession diet Permalink| Tom Taulli is the author of various lead to damaged enamel. While a
firm announced that it snagged $20 million books, including The Complete M&A
of flat income and skyrocketing costs. As a Email this| Comments in venture funding. professional teeth bleaching by your
result, some companies are suffering and Handbook( www.mergerbook.com) and is dentist will lead to better results, the
So why Obopay? Well, the firm realizes also a principal in Averiware, which
others are benefiting. Let's look at two that that it can't take a "go-it-alone" strategy. strawberry method is a fast, cheap
provides an ERP system to small and mid- alternative.
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The Wal-Mart Weekly: Curbing growth can be Comfort Zone Investing: What
a sound strategy to buy, what to sell
By Brian White (BloggingStocks) public companies trying to plan for the By Ted Allrich (BloggingStocks)
Submitted at 4/26/2008 6:40:00 AM
future while appeasing the market makers. Submitted at 4/26/2008 3:30:00 AM
How about actually trying to slow down
Filed under: Wal-Mart (WMT), Columns growth? There is a lot to be said for Filed under: Comfort Zone Investing
Welcome to the 58th installment of The "disciplined growth" and growing at a rate Ted Allrich is the founder of The Online
Wal-Mart Weekly, a column dedicated to that fits the general retail landscape and Investor and author of the just released
bringing you insight, wit, facts, results, economy of the countries in which you're book: Comfort Zone Investing: Build
opinions, and just a bit of everything else operating. Would -- gasp-- Wal-Mart ever Wealth And Sleep Well At Night. In this
when it comes to a very hot topic these want to temper its growth and actually weekly column, he'll offer advice to
days: Wal-Mart. slow things down a bit? Perhaps. investors who are just getting started.
This week's Wal-Mart Weekly looks at Continue reading The Wal-Mart Weekly: I read an article that was explaining some
the moves the world's largest retailer is growth always seems to come to mind. Curbing growth can be a sound strategy of the credit problems financial institutions
making to actually slow its growth. When That's what Wall Street's short-sighted Read| Permalink| Email this| Comments have. It went into the mortgage mess, the
one thinks of Wal-Mart Stores Inc.(NYSE: investors fret about every day, although by concerns for coming credit card collections stock that will go up. And they don' want
WMT) -- or any other retailer -- the term its nature this kind of focus keeps most and home equity loans. It was good and to have to research it or know anything
helpful to anyone interested in knowing else about it. Just a name. Give me a name.
Microsoft's Xbox group enjoys second quarter of profit more about potential problems for banks
and thrifts. Then I read one of the reader's
Ah, if it were that easy.
Continue reading Comfort Zone
By Ryan Block (Engadget) in MSFT's far, far larger fiscal bucket, but replies: More big picture stuff, just tell me Investing: What to buy, what to sell Read|
Submitted at 4/25/2008 8:04:00 PM
unless business turns sour, from here on what to buy tomorrow morning. Permalink| Email this| Comments
out it looks like the group making all the This one reader speaks for many others.
Filed under: Gaming fun stuff in Redmond is no longer in the Every investor would love to know what to
It's taken a few years, but lightning's business of losing cash hand over fist. buy now. They just want the name of a
struck twice for Microsoft's Entertainment [Via Xbox 360 Fanboy] Read| Permalink|
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Election 2008: The Air War


(Portfolio.com: News and Markets) building a movement. struggling all year to achieve. message without ensuring that any ad truly until recently Mark Penn) were in charge
Submitted at 4/24/2008 9:00:00 PM
Obama's Christmas ad showcased his At $15 million or more, ad spending in penetrates. The Obama campaign, with its of Clinton's strategy team. Media
family; Hillary's showed her wrapping Pennsylvania—made necessary by the bigger war chest, may have felt it could consultants often resist direction from
W ith a head start in fundraising and presents with labels like "Alternative state's size and importance—dwarfed all run several ads effectively at once, polling, preferring to operate more on
organization, Barack Obama outspent Energy" and "Universal Pre-K." previous campaigns in the state. For the releasing four ads in the final weekend and instinct. This might explain why Hillary's
Hillary Clinton throughout the Obama's ability to fire up his base often first time, both sides used ads strategically, one more the day before the primary. ads often seemed to target messages
Pennsylvania primary battle. And yet, in trumped Clinton's focus on using issues to conducting a dialogue that became sharply The candidate was having a rough time toward swing voters better than Obama's.
the final week, strategic use of advertising woo undecided voters. His ads appeared to negative over the contest's final weekend. in the free media, stumbling to defend his Late deciders have broken towards
allowed Clinton to reverse most of her be secondary to his campaign's top-notch Taking advantage of his financial edge, San Francisco remarks at press events and Clinton in many primaries. Slate's Mickey
losses, seize a decisive victory, and revive ground operation and mastery of the Obama started weeks ahead of Hillary, a brutal April 9 debate; the ads offered Kaus had written, "What they see on TV
her campaign. Web—and his own impressive ability to whittling away at her double-digit lead, an Obama a better chance to control his on Monday will be bizarrely important."
Driven by internet donations, fundraising draw throngs. easier task when you are able to dominate message. In several, he tried to change the On Monday, Clinton released her most
in 2008 has dwarfed the money hunt in One Obama ad from the message. (Clinton's campaign subject to gas prices, even as Hillary controversial ad,"Kitchen." The title
previous campaign cycles and pumped up September,"Believe," attacked "cynics" estimated Obama's Pennsylvania spending attacked him for alleged ties to energy- referenced Harry Truman's gruff quip
the campaign industry. So it's especially who "don't believe we can actually change at $11.2 million and its own at $3.8 industry lobbyists. about the pressures of the presidency, but
strange how, until recently, campaign ads politics and bring an end to decades of million.) By the final weekend, Obama had was also a sly dig at Obama's complaints
were the dog that didn't bark. division and deadlock." Perhaps too When Clinton was able to start jumped headlong into negative about Hillary's "kitchen sink" attack
Ads—which are, in theory, the point of cleverly, Obama wove the obligatory advertising—good strategy dictates territory."Afford" harshly attacked strategy. A slicker version of the "3 a.m."
all that fundraising—have had little impact disclaimer into a cognitively complex waiting until you can afford a continuous Clinton's health-care plan (which "forces ad, it challenged Obama's readiness to lead
on most of this cycle. John McCain sewed challenge: "This is Barack Obama. I presence on the air—she everyone to buy insurance even if they in dangerous times.
up the Republican nomination despite approve this message to ask you to believe. offered"Scranton," emphasizing her can't afford it"), while"Reason" contrasted To hammer home the point, the ad
having little cash for commercials. On the Not just in my ability to bring about real Pennsylvania roots. Puzzled reporters Obama's new politics against Clinton's included a fleeting glimpse of Osama bin
Democratic side, Clinton has stayed close change in Washington; I'm asking you to wondered why Clinton would run a divisiveness and negativity. Laden.
to Obama despite his significant financial believe in yours." biographical ad at this late stage. The late attacks were risky. On the final The day before an election is, of course,
edge—at times, a 2-to-1 advantage in The ad may indeed have helped rally Everything changed on April 11, when weekend before an election, it is often too much too late to build up enough ratings
money raised. Obama's supporters; one commented on a Obama made his comments about bitter late for an ad to sufficiently reach its points behind any ad and get its message
A big reason for this apparent paradox is blog that "I can't wait for the primaries. I small-town Pennsylvanians clinging to target, especially with a split message and across. But like the 1964 "Daisy" ad,
the fact that voters this year are more feel like a little kid waiting for Christmas." religion and guns. Suddenly, Clinton's fresh topic (health care). Yet Obama's which ran only once and was aimed at
interested in presidential politics than they But the ad did little to change numbers. biographical pitch seemed to pave the way upbeat image took a heavy hit for opinion leaders (much like today's Web-
have been in a long time. Generally, what Obama failed to narrow the gap until for a very helpful contrast. embracing negative politics. only ads), "Kitchen" was really a free-
is referred to as "free media"—news Hillary Clinton made a late October debate Not trusting the news media to keep the Clinton's crisp response,"Answer," media play. Using Osama guaranteed the
stories on TV and radio and in stumble over immigrant drivers' licenses. "cling" story alive, Clinton defended her health-care plan, attacked spot would make the newscasts, assisted
newspapers—deliver candidates' messages The most distinctive Obama ad for Super launched"Pennsylvania" after the weekend, Obama's, and reminded voters of Obama's by Obama's complaints that Hillary was
to engaged, avid voters, while paid Tuesday, featuring Caroline Kennedy and directly attacking Obama's remarks with weak debate performance—all within 30 resorting to the "politics of fear."
advertising is needed to reach the many vintage Camelot footage, didn't turn the rebuttals from average Pennsylvanians. seconds, and without confusing the viewer. In the end, both candidates' ads showed
others who pay little attention to political tide in states where those endorsements Obama had given her a safe way to raise Another new Clinton ad,"Talk," accused signs of effectiveness. From a 16-point
news. should have carried weight, California and doubts that echoed the Reverend Wright Obama of taking money from drug, deficit prior to advertising, Obama pulled
This year, with more Americans actively Massachusetts. Clinton carried both easily. controversy, too dangerous a topic for energy, and casino lobbyists. almost even with Hillary. Even after she
following the campaigns, the weight of Strikingly, voters in most states never Clinton's ads to tackle directly. Obama's reply"Exactly," hit Clinton's rallied, he finished 10 points behind.
influence has been tilted toward the news saw a negative ad. Though the contest was Somewhat defensively, Obama donations from "special interest political But Clinton's use of ads to drive her
media. It got to cover the intense drama of widely depicted as a death match, both released"It Won't," using Senator Bob action committees" and "Washington comeback in a much shorter space of time,
Obama's crowds, Hillary's tears, Bill sides made only tentative use of attack ads Casey to vouch for his harmony with small lobbyists" without using voiceover and while being so heavily outspent, illustrates
Clinton meltdowns, and the many debates. until the final week in Pennsylvania, as -town values. A day later, he switched to simple captions to link those entities to how ad-crafting skill and message
Candidates still spent heavily to when Clinton hit Obama for ducking a an attack of his own,"Represent," unpopular industries, as her ad had. discipline can overcome a significant
broadcast ads, but they were usually bland debate. criticizing Clinton's negative campaigning "P.A.C.'s" and "lobbyists" may have only financial advantage—perhaps her best
and reflected little of their intensely The first 2008 ad that even approached without addressing his own original fuzzy meaning to disengaged voters; weapon in the contests ahead. Related
combative dialogue on the campaign trail. game-changing status was Clinton's"3 comments, and repeating his call for a new Hillary's ads show a better ear for voters' Links
Clinton's early ads, for example, mostly a.m." spot, just before Texas voted. It was kind of politics just as the campaign level of awareness, and sharper use of hot- Obama Bucks
featured jobs and other kitchen-table issues no masterpiece, like the 1964"Daisy" ad it entered its most negative phase. button phrases. Clinton, Short of Cash, Taps Her Own
that polling identified as convincing, while evoked, and it cost her a fair amount of From then on, the campaigns introduced The difference may be who's in charge of Coffers
Obama's ads seemed aimed mainly at his mockery. But it did what it had to: It kept new ads with dizzying frequency, breaking ads at each campaign. Ad guy David What Do All Those Endorsements
converts, often using music and fast-paced Hillary alive. And it shifted focus onto a basic rule of political strategy—since Axelrod directs Obama's message Mean?
editing to convey the excitement of Obama's qualifications, a goal she'd been rapid ad traffic changes can muddy the operation, while pollsters Geoff Garin (and
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Death March Card Games


(Portfolio.com: News and Markets) After building Monster.com, which he according to its spokesperson. Instead of (Portfolio.com: News and Markets) consumers have been pushing claims
Submitted at 4/24/2008 9:00:00 PM
launched in 1994, into an almost $1 billion competing directly with newspapers, Submitted at 4/25/2008 3:00:00 PM
challenging mandatory arbitration but none
company, Taylor left in 2005 to launch however, Legacy.com has chosen to of them has been very successful: The
S everal years ago, Monster.com founder Eons.com. Taylor’s success with Monster partner with and charge them a fee for A Federal court in New York offered a United States Supreme Court gave the
Jeff Taylor was chatting with his mother helped the startup attract $32 million in hosting their online obituaries. It counts as new lease on life to a lawsuit charging green light to mandatory arbitration
when he found out that she was a regular venture capital from blue-chip firms like clients more than 500 major newspapers, some of the nation's largest banks with clauses in brokerage contracts in 1987, in a
reader of newspaper obituary sections. Not Sequoia Capital, Charles River Ventures, including the New York Times, the colluding to force credit card customers case called Shearson/American Express v.
only did she read them in her local paper, and Intel Capital. Washington Post, and the Los Angeles into arbitration. McMahon, and the financial services
the Boston Globe, she also followed them Eons.com has been no Times. Legacy.com also hosts popular The U.S. Court of Appeals for the industry has basically thumbed its nose at
in the newspaper of her hometown of Monster.com—after attracting lots of guest books and allows users to write and Second Circuit in Manhattan on Friday consumer complaints ever since.
Bloomington, Illinois, a place she hadn’t initial attention, traffic dropped store their own obituaries; the site boasts vacated a lower court decision dismissing In the most recent suit, the trial court had
lived in for 50 years, on the off chance that considerably and the company was forced 11 million unique visitors per month. class action claims against all of the major dismissed these claims, finding the
she might read about someone she knew. It to lay off one-third of its workforce—but Legacy.com is not concerned about banks – including Bank of America, plaintiffs did not have what is known as
occurred then to Taylor that a lot of the its launch was fortuitous. On one of Eons’ Taylor’s new venture. “Others have come Capital One Bank, Chase Bank and “standing” to bring a lawsuit. Standing
characteristics that made job postings so topic channels focusing on relationships, and gone in this space, and we certainly Citibank. The court ruled that antitrust requires that there be a “case or
successful online, such as the ability of Taylor saw an opportunity to implement take note of any new competitor, but the claims, based on allegations that the banks controversy” for a lawsuit to go forward in
users to search in multiple categories and his idea of bringing obituaries online. The arrival of an online company interested in colluded to insert such clauses into their federal court and the trial court found the
be notified of new events, could also apply first inkling that it could be something was obituaries doesn’t alter our strategy in any credit card contracts, could proceed. alleged antitrust injuries of the cardholders
to obituaries. He stuck the idea into his when Eons created a message board for way,” says Hayes Ferguson, Legacy.com’s The antitrust claims, which seek to to be “entirely speculative.”
mental file. tributes to Rosa Parks on the first chief operating officer. invalidate these mandatory clauses, arose It all may sound technical, but “standing”
Fast-forward to 2008, and Taylor, 47, is anniversary of the civil rights activist’s Taylor says Tributes.com’s competitive during a class action against the banks as it is called, is a chief weapon
now putting his long-gestating idea into death, in 2006. The page received a flood edge will be its searchable central involving currency conversion. In the conservative justices on the U.S. Supreme
action. His latest venture, Eons.com, on of traffic and postings. In February, Taylor database. course of that litigation, which involves Court, among them Justice Antonin Scalia,
online community targeted at baby decided to turn Eons.com’s focus toward “We can introduce the idea of finding three different cases, the plaintiffs lawyers have relied upon to halt lawsuits in their
boomers for which he serves as C.E.O., social networking and to spin off the site’s information based on your contacts in the discovered that the bank formed an tracks. On Friday, the Second Circuit went
has just spun off a new company called obituaries section into its own company, past, and you can be on the watch for “arbitration coalition” and held at least 18 out of its way to point out that this is a
Tributes.com, a website that serves as a Tributes.com, raising $4.2 million for it people who went to your church or your meetings, during which they honed their very early victory. “We do not address the
clearinghouse for obituaries and death from backers, including Dow Jones. school or people who you used to work mandatory arbitration clauses to make it question of whether the cardholders’
notices. Its revenue is expected to come According to Elaine Haney, a former with,” Taylor says. clear that cardholders also waived their alleged injuries would survive an antitrust
largely from advertising and hosting fees Eons.com executive who is now president But Taylor is patient, having learned right to participate in class actions. The standing analysis,” according to the
from funeral homes, but the company will of Tributes.com, the site is keeping a from his experience at Monster.com how clauses started appearing in contracts in unanimous decision from the three-judge
also charge users to create their own relatively low profile before its planned long it can take to chip away at a new 1999 and 2000. panel.
tributes to and memorials for loved ones redesign in June and a big consumer- market. He notes that the Conference By a combination of fate and creative The consumer claims go back to the trial
on the site. marketing push in September. Board recently estimated that last year the lawyering, it seems the banks may have to court for further hearings. Meanwhile,
“Regardless of which business it is, the There’s another reason to keep a low internet helped more people find jobs than face up to charges that they colluded to put Congress has basically stalled on a billed
consumers have said that their preferred profile until they get it right: Tributes.com did traditional media. these clauses into their contracts. The called the Arbitration Fairness Act of
way of getting information is the internet faces a lot of competition. Unlike the early “It took 14 years from when I started clauses are “almost uniform,” according to 2007, a bid by consumer groups to make
over traditional print,” says Taylor. “For a days of the Web, when Monster.com could Monster” to get to that point, says Taylor. Merrill Davidoff of Philadelphia’s Berger mandatory arbitration in consumer and
while, you’ll see obits in both newspapers make strides simply because of being “Building Tributes isn’t going to happen in & Montague, lead counsel for the employee contracts null and void.
and on the Web, but my prediction is that online before others, today even one minute.” plaintiffs. Because he is seeking an A spokeswoman for Bank of America
eventually they will all be online.” newspapers themselves print death notices Related Links injunction, there are no money damages on said the bank had no comment on the
Newspaper owners and publishers must and obituaries on their own websites. And The Toast of Roasts the line. decision. “We haven’t even seen the ruling
see Taylor as the Grim Reaper, banging there are several other websites with a Another Monster Executive Falls “It was such a travesty of justice, we felt at this point,” she said.
another nail into the coffin of their similar conceit, the best-known of which is Monster Stock-Option Backdating duty bound to bring these cases,” says Related Links
industry, just as he did with classified help- Legacy.com, a private company started in Settlement Davidoff. Four Biggest Banks Tap Fed's Cash
wanted ads. 1998 that turned profitable in 2003, Bank of America led the charge inserting Was B of A Blindsided by Countrywide
mandatory arbitration clauses into the bills Lawsuits?
of its credit card customers back in 1992. When Banks Diversify Internationally
For more than a decade, lawyers for
Red Zune 80 on its way to retail
By Ryan Block (Engadget) Not unlike the early colorized versions of ahead to your local gadget stock keeper
Submitted at 4/26/2008 1:26:00 AM
the original Zune before it, the red Zune 80 and see if they're in. Read| Permalink|
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Terror Defense for the Financial District Genetic Bill of Rights


(Portfolio.com: News and Markets) counterterrorism official. "But pretty soon family to come under view just because (Portfolio.com: News and Markets) risk of cancer and other serious conditions
Submitted at 4/25/2008 11:30:00 AM
you can't walk anywhere. People leave." they're walking through a certain part of Submitted at 4/25/2008 6:00:00 AM
can get tested and seek treatment without
So New York has an audacious blueprint town," one counterterrorism official told fear of losing their privacy, their jobs, and
New York City is putting together a to wrap a high tech cloak around lower me. It was a decade in the making, but the their health insurance."
technology-heavy defense for the world's Manhattan. It will provide the most But that's only a concern if the U.S. Senate has passed a federal standard Snowe said that her interest in the subject
most tempting terror target, lower sophisticated armor of any major urban surveillance net actually works. So far, that protects people who learn through stemmed from a 1997 letter from a
Manhattan. The question is whether any of area in the world — one that relies on similar efforts have flopped, badly. genetic testing that they might be constituent, Bonnie Lee Tucker, who wrote
the gear -- especially the network of 3,000 brains as much as brawn, on barely visible For example -- and this is an exclusive to susceptible to a serious disease from losing that she feared having a breast-cancer gene
spy cameras -- will really work as technology as much as brute stopping DANGER ROOM -- Chicago officials their jobs or being denied health insurance. test even though nine women in her
advertised. power. My article in the current issue of promised in 2004 that a citywide array of The bill, passed unanimously on a 95 to immediate family had been diagnosed with
The 1.7 square miles below Canal Street WIRED magazine has the details. 2,000 public and private cameras would be 0 vote, goes to the House of breast cancer, and she herself is a survivor.
boasts the New York Stock Exchange, the There will be upgrades citywide, ready by March of '06. Right now, there Representatives for consideration. She worried that the results of the test
American Stock Exchange, the Federal including a new, next-gen cell network and are only a few hundred cameras up, in the President Bush supports the legislation and would prevent her daughter from getting
Reserve Bank, City Hall, and four major an overhaul of the subway's security downtown "Loop," officials there tell me. is expected to sign it into law. health insurance. That wouldn't happen
bridges and tunnels. A bomb at any of system. Electronic license plate readers, All of them are city-owned. None are The Genetic Information with the new legislation, Snowe said, who
these places could kill hundreds, cost the both stationary and mounted on mobile equipped with any kind of video analytics Nondiscrimination Act, called GINA, noted that "up until now, our laws have not
city billions, and rattle the world financial police units, can already scan thousands of that would make it possible to interdict a protects the privacy of personal genetic kept pace with emerging technology."
system. Al Qaeda has hit the neighborhood cars per day and instantly alert police if a terror attack. information so people who are tested can Some business groups have warned that
twice, in 1993 and 2001. Officials say that suspect in their database approaches or The problem has been infrastructure: be assured that the results cannot be used the bill could spark a flood of lawsuits, and
several other plots have been broken up enters the financial district. Massive Chicago thought it had all the fiber it against them. Tom Coburn, the Republican senator from
since. vehicle barriers will be able to block off needed to put a camera ring together – over The legislation bars access to such Oklahoma, worked to hammer out
City agencies have done their best to the busiest streets on a signal from HQ, 500 miles worth; but when the city started information by insurance companies compromise language that made it harder
harden the financial district in the years even shutting down the Brooklyn-Battery building, it discovered it need 30 miles making health-coverage decisions, and by for claims to be brought against employers
since 2001. Today, explosives-sniffing Tunnel. An array of 3,000 cameras will more, and right in the heart of town. Then employers making hiring decisions. perceived as discriminating. Coburn said
dogs and two truckloads of cops wearing turn the area into a 1.7-square-mile, open- the sidewalks starting collapsing. Those "For the first time we act to prevent he supported the bill.
military-style body armor and waving M-4 air Panopticon. And unlike London's are the kind of snags you run into, when discrimination before it has taken firm Although about 40 states have passed
machine guns surround the flag-draped surveillance system, the so-called Ring of you're slipping new infrastructure into hold, and that's why this legislation is their own legislation protecting genetic
stock exchange. Black metallic barriers Steel, New York's cameras are supposed to hundred-and-fifty year-old streets. Now, at unique and groundbreaking," said Olympia information, Congress has struggled for a
rise out of the asphalt, blocking traffic on do more than identify terrorists after least, Chicago has its core network Snowe, the Republican senator from Maine decade to pass legislation. Lawmakers got
Wall Street, while concrete planters and they've struck. Assistant chief John complete: the combination of wireless who sponsored the act. a push toward setting a federal standard
strategically parked trucks keep vehicles Colgan, who commands the police nodes and fiber, to string the cameras She said the hundreds of genetic tests when the 2003 mapping of the human
off Broad Street. Some of the other streets department's counterterrorism bureau, together; the 56 terrabyte storage area available today are "absolutely useless" if genome was unveiled. But, even so, it took
surrounding the exchange have been cut hopes they'll keep the next disaster from network, to hold the video; the hot backup people are too afraid of taking them Congress five years to act.
off to pedestrians, and only invited guests happening. "This is about identifying and site in an undisclosed location, in case it all because they will be denied insurance or The legislation twice unanimously
are allowed inside. "Closed since 9/11," eliminating a threat, rather than dealing goes down. But it hasn't been easy. Or jobs. passed the Senate—once in October 2003
the guard tells visitors. with the consequences," says Colgan, a cheap. Edward Kennedy, the Massachusetts and again in February 2005—but same
But you can't block off every street or compact redhead with a bushy mustache. Related Links Democrat who co-sponsored the bill along version did not pass the House. Snowe said
have a guard by every door. There's no "I'm not in the consequence-management Fools' Paradise with Snow and Wyoming Republican this time she expected it would be passed
budget for that, and no one would want to business." Let the Buyer Be Wired Mike Enzi, said the bill "opens a new by unanimous consent in the House and be
live or work in that kind of armed camp Of course, the same technology could be Stocks Sink, While Oil Climbs frontier in medicine in which we read the sent to the president to be signed into
anyway. "You can make a justification for used to invade privacy more efficiently, genetic makeup of patients to stop diseases law.Related Links
putting bollards in front of every building," and even some in the NYPD are before they even happen." You 2.0: I'm Doomed. Or Not.
says a former high-ranking NYPD concerned: "I certainly don't want my Hailing the measure as the "first civil Gene-Sequencing Warrior
rights bill of the new century in life Remote Control Nano Drugs
sciences," he said its passage "means that
people whose genetic profiles put them at

Yoko Ono vs. Ben Stein: Imagine There's No Expelled...


By Michael Masnick (Techdirt) and there have been widespread people complaining about the movie got haven't seen the film, nor can I find that against the concept of fair use entirely, and
Submitted at 4/25/2008 3:38:03 AM
dissections with the many problems in the angry at Ono, thinking she had licensed the particular clip online, but, as awful as it would be good to change that. I just wish
movie which seems to have difficulty song to be in such a controversial movie. Expelled sounds, I have a hard time siding it wasn't with a movie such as this one.
Talk about a legal argument I'd want no understanding what the scientific method The clip was not licensed -- but the with Yoko Ono on this. Media companies Permalink| Comments| Email This Story
part of: Yoko Ono is suing the makers of is actually about. Apparently, in one part filmmakers claim that it's protected fair have, for too long, been overly aggressive
the anti-evolution documentary Expelled. of the movie, the famous John Lennon use, saying that they're using a short clip of in claiming that any use of music in a
The movie has received a ton of bad press, song "Imagine" is used, and some of the the song for commentary purposes. I movie must be licensed. That seems to go
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Microsoft Talks the Talk Look Out Below!


(Portfolio.com: News and Markets) of 47 cents was above the 44-cent forecast, What's more, revenue in Microsoft's (Portfolio.com: News and Markets) that the first of his recently enacted tax
Submitted at 4/24/2008 7:00:00 PM
Wall Street is stuck in a dark mood these online-services division may have rose to Submitted at 4/25/2008 10:30:00 AM
rebates will start being distributed today.
days. So it focused instead on $843 million, but that was still less than But Curtin said that many of the people in
Speak loudly, and carry a soft stick. That weakness—and found it in Microsoft's top Google's $3.7 billion in net revenue in the The credit crunch that has hobbled Wall his survey think the cash will be too little,
approach won't get you very far, but it was line. same period. It also marked the seventh Street is metastasizing into a consumer too late.
all Microsoft had to offer. Revenue in the quarter was flat straight quarter that Microsoft's online crisis that is threatening a much wider and Less than one-third of consumers said
When Microsoft presented its earnings compared with the March quarter of 2007, division lost money. deeper swath of the economy. they plan to spend their rebates this year,
Thursday, the software behemoth, as which really wasn't a surprise. A year ago, Still, some analysts were encouraged by Consumer sentiment plummeted this Curtin said. Most of those surveyed said
expected, talked big about how it deserves Vista sales were booming, but they have Microsoft's outlook in the next fiscal year. month to its lowest level in 25 years, they intend to save the money or pay down
to own Yahoo. Less expected was how soft naturally slowed down since the launch. So Andy Miedler of Edward Jones said that Reuters and the University of Michigan debts, neither of which will have as direct
the stick was that it used to hammer home Microsoft's so-called "client" revenue, the diversified revenue streams, including report. Behind the gloom: the rising price a stimulus effect on the economy.
its point. which is derived largely from Windows Xbox and server and enterprise software, of staples like food and gasoline, along “With the current high levels of economic
First, the big talk. "Yahoo continues to software, fell 24 percent to $4 billion. would help Microsoft's revenue grow 12 with fewer jobs, declines in real wages, uncertainty, most consumers favor adding
lose search share, and profitability The real surprise was that Vista delivered percent in the year through June 2009. and falling home prices. to their reserve funds to increase their
continues to decline year on year," said even less than the scaled-down number That's down from the 17 percent revenue “The recent acceleration in the loss in financial latitude as a safeguard against
Microsoft C.F.O. Chris Liddell, taking the analysts were looking for. After all, growth this fiscal year, but not bad confidence indicates a longer and worsening future conditions,” Curtin said.
unorthodox step of discussing a rival's industry research had shown that global considering that there are no upgrades potentially deeper recession,” Richard The Index of Consumer Sentiment was
performance on its own earnings call. shipments of desktops and laptops were planned for key products like Vista and the Curtin, director of the Reuters/University 62.6 this month, Reuters and the university
After noting that there were twice as surprisingly strong last quarter, up between Office suite. of Michigan Surveys of Consumers, said. said. That is down sharply from last
many eavesdroppers on the Microsoft call 12 percent and 15 percent. Miedler, who has a hold rating on Pessimistic consumers are often more month's reading of 69.5 and well below the
as usual, he pushed in the knife, reminding Why didn't Microsoft benefit more from Microsoft because he believes its $31-a- reluctant to spend, Curtin added, and that 87.1 recorded a year ago. The index was as
everyone that Yahoo's results this week that demand? The answer may lie in its share bid for Yahoo and the potential can translate into weakness throughout the high as 96.9 as recently as January 2007.
"were in line with the drivers that they Silicon Valley arch nemesis, Apple(which integration costs are rich, said there wasn't economy, two-thirds of which depends on Perhaps more worrisome, the Index of
gave on the last earnings call on January on Wednesday said its Mac computers enough in either Microsoft's or Yahoo's consumer spending. Consumer Expectations dropped to 53.3 in
29, when the stock price closed at $19.05." were flying off shelves). earnings this quarter to tilt the needle in “Rising uncertainty about future living April, from 60.1 in March. The index,
Liddell then pointed to a deadline this "If you delve into the numbers, Apple favor of either company. standards has caused consumers to adopt which gauges consumers' security about
weekend for Yahoo to come crawling, looks like it has a bigger portion of the "We're back where we were at the more prudent spending plans and become the near future, was 75.9 in April 2007 and
suggesting that Microsoft might either start market," said Brendan Barnicle, an analyst beginning," he said. "It doesn't change more wary of incurring new debt,” Curtin 87.6 at the beginning of last year.Related
talking directly to Yahoo shareholders at Pacific Crest. "Maybe Apple is doing so things one way or the other." said. Flagging confidence, once limited to Links
or—echoing comments from chief well it's starting to actually affect some of Barnicle agrees. "I think Microsoft may lower-income households, is now seen The Myth of Consumer Confidence
executive Steve Ballmer earlier Microsoft's clients." wait a while and see if they can sweat the throughout the spectrum, he added. Economic Growth Bounces Back
Thursday—simply walk away. "Speed is And although Liddell insisted speed is of Yahoo shareholders into believing that President Bush yesterday urged A Crude Problem: Scarcer Gasoline
of the essence," Liddell intoned. the essence for Yahoo, he was much more they might really walk away." consumers to keep their chins up, noting
"Unfortunately, the transaction has been forgiving when it came to Microsoft's Related Links
anything but speedy."
Now about that soft stick. To strengthen
online-advertising business. Microsoft
spent $6 billion on aQuantive last May, yet
Microsoft Faces "Uphill Battle" on
Yahoo
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its case, Microsoft needed to deliver the Liddell acknowledged Thursday that Window on the Future Ruled Paper
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By Kevin Purdy (Lifehacker)
Capital Idea Submitted at 4/26/2008 6:30:00 AM

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Merrill secured almost $13 billion in Bonderman—grew out of Merrill's efforts The Financial Times said the talks were
Submitted at 4/25/2008 4:30:00 AM
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Ad-Based Phone Service Presdo, The Magical


Takes Off Online Scheduler
(Portfolio.com: News and Markets) and calls in return for text and video ads
Submitted at 4/25/2008 12:00:00 PM
(this is one case where it pays to have a By Erick Schonfeld (TechCrunch) Google map. You can pick one near you,
crappy low tech cellphone). According to Submitted at 4/25/2008 1:05:11 PM
near the person you are meeting, or in
One day, we will pay for nothing. All Blyk, the ads are getting a huge 29% between. (It helps if you first register with
goods and services will be ad-supported. response rate, an order of magnitude better I want you to stop what you are doing your own email and location.)
This will continue until the only than most other advertising. right now and go try Presdo. It is a Or you can look at a list view of nearby
advertisements are for more ad-supported Whether this means that cellphone ads deceptively simple online scheduling places instead.
services. Then, late one Monday afternoon, really work, or that the ads themselves are assistant that is a prime example of what a Presdo guesses what day and time you
sometime in 2012, the Singularity will just particularly well made, we don't know. modern Web app should be. It only shows meant and puts those in as well. But you
occur, snakes will swallow their own tails What we do know is that the king of the you what you need to see at the moment can offer up alternative times and allow the
and, born from the collapse of reality, a new reality will be George Forman, Lord that you need to see it. And it understands other party to pick the best one or suggest
second big-bang will birth the of the Infomercial. what you want to do based on normal (and their own.
Googleverse. Ad-funded telco reaches 100,000 clients not-so-normal) English that you type in. When you are satisfied with what you
At least, that's the first thing that popped in Britain[Reuters]Related Links “We actually threw a lot away,” says have, you hit “Send Invite.” The other
into my mind when reading that in Britain, Reuters Has News: It's in Play founder Eric Ly, who previously was a co- person gets an e-mail with the details and a
a free, ad-supported mobile phone service Saatchi: Now Working for Labour founder of LinkedIn and its first chief link back to Presdo, where they can change
has hit 100,000 subscribers in just six The Redcoats Are Coming technology officer. He wrote most of the the time or place. You can also add a
months. Blyk gives away text messages code himself and bootsrapped the entire message. All the messages back-and-forth
site with only $35,000 of his own money. are recorded on the event page.

Wix: The Bold Web Content Creator “I left LinkedIn on a Friday, and started
Presdo on Saturday,” he tells me. That was
back in April, 2006. He had to develop his
own natural-language algorithm to deal
Once everything is set, you can export
the meeting to your calendar (Presdo
supports Outlook, iCal, Google Calendar,
and Yahoo Calendar).
By Mark Hendrickson (TechCrunch) it and options for rotating, resizing, and
positioning are revealed. A Mac OS- with events, times, and scheduling, and the Every time you schedule an event with a
Submitted at 4/25/2008 3:03:14 PM
looking doc at the bottom of the screen words people use to describe those things. new person, Presdo remembers who they
Cluttered and candy-coated are two ways also provides icons for setting effects, The whole site is built with Ruby on Rails, are for the next time. You can also use
to describe Wix, a new Flash-based behaviors, animations, and more. You Ajax, and the LAMP stack. Presdo as a to-do list. There are some
website and widget creation tool that really need to play around with Wix to The home page is a plain, Google- obvious features Ly needs to add, such as
we’ve been anticipating for months. It’s fully appreciate how much flair and how inspired box. But instead of typing in what support for other forms of messaging
also feature-rich, very well-designed, and - you will). Wix does have a collection of many customization options it affords. you are looking for, you type in what you beyond email including mobile text
sorry - still in private beta. tasteful business themes, but the vast As you work on your wix, you can hit a want to do and with who: “Coffee with messaging and Twitter. But he is off to a
Wix joins a multitude of browser-based majority of its templates are for fun and preview button to see what it will look Eric in SF,” “Movie with Nadia Fri night,” good start. The service is free, and he
website creators such as Weebly, fall into categories like “street art”, “emo”, like. And once you’re done with it, you can “Meeting with Henry at 2:30 pm.” hopes to eventually charge for premium
Synthasite, and Google Pages. But it “playground”, and “sexy”. publish it either as a website hosted on the It then takes you to a page with pre- subscriptions. You can try it out now, and
reminds me the most of Sprout, a widget- Once you pick a theme for your new wix.com domain or as a widget to be populated fields based on what you typed tell us what you think in comments.
creation tool that can also be used to make website (or widget, just depending on your embedded or sent to friends via email. in: when, who, where, what. You can CrunchBase Information Eric Ly Presdo
websites, since both provide fluid Flash dimensions), you are taken to a popup Wix One of the major complaints many have refine the details further on this page. If jiffle TimeBridge Pingg Information
interfaces that appeal to your inner Editor that provides you with an about Flash is that it doesn’t allow for you typed in the person’s email in the first provided by CrunchBase
designer. overwhelming number of ways to spice up indexing by search engines. Wix gets box, it appears in the “who” field. If you Crunch Network: CrunchGear drool over
Both of these companies are blurring the your creation. You can add shapes, clipart, around this by producing content that’s a didn’t, you can enter it at this point. the sexiest new gadgets and hardware.
line between content that’s meant to stand photos, videos, songs and animations; you hybrid of HTML and Flash, despite the Presdo lets you pick a location by
alone as distinct websites, and content can tweak colors and set visual effects for fact that it’s editor is entirely Flash-based. searching through local listings on a
that’s meant for syndication over blogs, user behavior; and you can add text This will be a huge benefit to anyone who
social networks, and other destinations. It’s paragraphs and headlines. Photos can be uses Wix to set up a serious website, but it
because of this obfuscation that they’ve uploaded manually or pulled in from either probably won’t make any difference to
opted to use the unspecific, yet self- Flickr or a royalty-free stock collection; widget creators.
referential, names “sprout” and “wix” videos can be embedded from YouTube; Update: Wix is giving out a couple
when referring to their creations. and there’s also a collection of free song hundred private beta invites to readers who
Whereas Sprout is mainly marketed as a clips that can be used in a range of email info@wix.com with requests.
tool for spreading media content, Wix skinnable music players. CrunchBase Information Wix Sprout
most certainly appeals to a younger Each wix supports multiple pages with Information provided by CrunchBase
population that’s obsessed with expressing links between them. When you want to edit Crunch Network: CrunchBoard because
themselves online (call them MySpacers, if a particular object on a page, you click on it’s time for you to find a new Job2.0
12 Tech* Tech Tips* Daily -Click and Print- Newspaper

Comcast Cares -- But Only About Beer, Blogs And Bias


By Michael Masnick (Techdirt) even more interesting, is a quote at the end
People Like You Submitted at 4/25/2008 12:40:00 PM

The Wall Street Journal has an article


of the article highlighted by David Card.
It's from Harry Schuhmacher, the editor
and publisher of a fee-based trade
By Tom Lee (Techdirt) incompetence. competent customer service possible:
I'm not the only one who's noticed there's been nothing preventing Comcast focusing on a blog set up by Miller publication on the beer industry:"I tell
Submitted at 4/25/2008 4:54:02 AM
Frank's project, of course. Mike Arrington support from answering email, or getting Brewing Company called Brew Blog. Miller you're subsidizing a free
You might've already heard about the wrote about a positive encounter with on IM, or even just using a phone system There are a few different, interesting points publication, and it hurts the trade press," he
Twitter account@comcastcares. Run by @comcastcares earlier this month. And that calls clients back rather than making worth discussing here. First, the blog isn't says. "But they don't care."...Mr.
Comcast employee Frank Eliason, its although Dave Winer remained peeved by them sit on the phone until they hang up or used as a blog about what's going on at Schuhmacher adds that he writes fewer
purpose is to find upset customers before his cable internet woes, it's clear that he are driven mad by the hold music. Miller Brewing. Instead, Miller hired an positive pieces about Miller than he once
they even know they're looking for help. found @comcastcares helpful and The reason Comcast and companies like experienced reporter, and told him to just did because he knows Brew Blog will
I'd heard of Eliason's project, but had worthwhile. it don't do those things is simply that cover the beer industry as if he were a beat always publish the same stories. Think
completely forgotten about it when, on It certainly is those things. But is it providing high-quality, personalized reporter. In other words, it's reporting news about this for a bit. People complain that
Sunday, I found my HD service anything more? Arrington is right, of support is expensive. Providing high- -- and even breaking stories on the when you have a company-sponsored
mysteriously missing and broadcast my course, when he says that more brands quality support to influential users is competition. In fact, it revealed that main publication it will inevitably be biased --
frustration to the Twitterverse. Frank's should be using Twitter as a buzz expensive, too, but there are many fewer of rival Anheuser-Busch was planning a new but the sponsorship of that site is totally
immediate Twittered response was monitoring tool. But we should all keep in them and they make a lot more noise, beer before A-B was able to make the open and in the clear. The site's content
unexpected and reassuring. When the next mind that the sort of concierge-style which makes it a better investment. I'm announcement itself. This is certainly a stands for itself. Yet, at the same time, a
day's service call proved fruitless, he asked customer support offered by sure Frank isn't undertaking his project recognition of how content is advertising. supposedly "objective" traditional
me to email him. Within a few hours I had @comcastcares is unlikely to ever scale cynically, but it's hard to see how Twitter The blog clearly isn't "advertorial." It's full journalist is admitting that he writes fewer
received phone calls and emails from three beyond the size of a PR exercise. can change the economics of tech support. -on reporting about the industry, in a way stories about Miller because he's upset that
different smart and seemingly concerned In this case Twitter's chief virtue is its Tom Lee is an expert at the Techdirt that's interesting and relevant to those in it's competing with his own publication.
Comcast employees, and by the evening userbase: a collection of highly-wired early Insight Community. To get insight and the industry. From that, it would certainly seem like the
my problem was solved. I had been adopters whose online complaints about analysis from Tom Lee and other experts What may be even more interesting, Brew Blog is a lot more credible (it's
prepared to settle in for a weeks-long fight cable provider malfeasance frequently find on challenges your company faces, click though, is what the article says about biases are out in the open), while this fee-
with the cable company. Instead, Frank's their way into press accounts and Google here. journalism. In an age in which journalists based trade pub admits that story choices
quick intervention left me feeling oddly results associated with the company. As Permalink| Comments| Email This Story are whining that their jobs are are sometimes based on personal
positive about a company that I had long handy a notification system as Twitter is, disappearing, here's yet another example of vendettas.
considered to be more or less the it's not as if it offers a technological where suddenly there are new types of jobs Permalink| Comments| Email This Story
embodiment of of malevolent, slothful breakthrough that suddenly makes for journalists appearing every day. But,

Get Better Tech


IFPI Witness Used To Work For IFPI -- Is That Such Support [How To]
A Big Deal? By Gina Trapani (Lifehacker)
Submitted at 4/25/2008 11:00:00 PM
By Michael Masnick (Techdirt) Bay had taken a job with Warner Brothers Edgar Bronfman, this seems rather coverage, continually paints this news as
after the investigation concluded, I laughable. "shocking." However, I just don't see it. It's Former tech support guy Brett Kelly says
Submitted at 4/25/2008 2:23:00 AM there are a few things you can do to get the
suggested this wasn't as ridiculous or However, it is important to recognize not surprising that a guy who used to work
I think that anyone who reads Techdirt on "shocking" as some made it out to be. As that not everything is a conspiracy theory, on IFPI investigations would go on to computer help you need most efficiently
a regular basis would recognize that we're long as there was no additional evidence of and not every move the industry makes is work at an anti-piracy company. And, just over the phone. Before you call, try the
pretty harsh on the entertainment industry questionable activities, switching jobs isn't as ridiculous as it's made out to be by because he does so, it doesn't mean that obvious fixes: Reboot, consult the manual,
and the way it goes about its business. Yet, that surprising. The industry has a long critics. Totally overreacting to these things he's obviously biased on their side (I Google, or help pages, and know how to
there seems to be an unrealistic expectation history of hiring former police doesn't help the case of those of us trying certainly don't think fondly of all of my ex- reproduce the problem consistently. (You
that we should obviously slam the investigators and prosecutors for its anti- to help educate the industry on why their employers). The simple fact is that any should know how to describe the problem
entertainment industry for every move it piracy activity. That, alone, shouldn't be strategy of suing fans and blaming piracy expert witness has a bias. They're hired to thoroughly as well.) On the phone, be
makes -- and if not, we're somehow wrong. considered strange or questionable -- but a for their own inability to adapt and grow is help support one side of the case. So, of patient, do what your support person asks
That's simply untrue. While, yes, it is easy lot of folks immediately assumed that a problem. So, while I'm sure I'll get course he's going to present the IFPI's case you to do, and don't lie about how you got
to trash the incredibly dumb things the something nefarious was up. In fact, one beaten up over it again, the latest report in the best light. That's what he's paid to do where you are. Along these same lines,
industry does all of the time, that doesn't commenter even accused me of being on that an expert witness in the Danish -- and the court should take that into when you post a question in an online
mean you should automatically jump to the take from Warner. Given just how lawsuit against The Pirate Bay used to account. The fact that he used to work for forum or send an email to someone for
conclusions about the entire industry. Last frequently I've totally trashed Warner work at the IFPI still doesn't seem the IFPI seems rather meaningless. help, be sure to master the art of asking.
week, in writing about how a lead Music's activities(in just the last year particularly shocking or troublesome. Permalink| Comments| Email This Story 11 Tips for Better Tech Support[The
investigator on the case against The Pirate alone), including the faux epiphany of boss TorrentFreak, who normally has excellent Cranking Widgets Blog]
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Can Blockbuster Turn Its Stores Into LendingTree Pressures


Destinations? Blogger To Remove
By Michael Masnick (Techdirt)
Submitted at 4/25/2008 8:32:01 AM
does show that the company is trying to
branch out.
What may be even more interesting,
that last one a test run for what would
happen if the Circuit City deal goes
through.
Comments
Blockbuster clearly knows it's facing though is that Blockbuster clearly Turning the stores into more of a By Michael Masnick (Techdirt) pressure on bloggers to remove such
mounting challenges to its business. The recognizes that it has an asset in its brick- destination, with a variety of options on Submitted at 4/25/2008 7:20:04 AM
comments, mentioning that they're
company has been mostly outplayed by and-mortar stores that Netflix can't easily ways to make money off of the customers defamatory. Of course, thanks to section
Netflix in the online rental market (though, copy. While some may say that the stores is a necessary strategy -- though, it's hard You may have heard the story earlier this 230 of the CDA, a blogger is not
Blockbuster's competing offering has done are a liability, that may depend on what to pull off well (so, at the very least, it's week about how LendingTree had a responsible for defamatory content left by
much better than some others who have Blockbuster can do with them. Already, it good to see the company experiment security breach as employees were others (they are still responsible for their
tried to play the Netflix game). The tries to leverage the stores in its online before rolling something out nationally). apparently handing out company own defamatory content, of course). While
company's financials have been a bit of a rental service (allowing you to return Sam Goody, the big record store chain, passwords to mortgage firms, allowing it doesn't appear that LendingTree's legal
mess, but it's still planning for the future -- movies to the stores and immediately pick tried to do something similar a few years them to access customer data directly. notes have entirely reached the level of a
and that includes recognizing that the up a new film as part of your subscription), back, and it didn't work out all that well. A LendingTree is now suing the mortgage cease & desist (more like a legalistic
market is changing drastically, and it needs but as Gizmodo points out, it's also large part of the problem may be really firms involved. However, LendingTree is nudge), it does sound like they've
to change with it. While no one knows if it experimenting with making the shops into convincing people that it's a worthwhile apparently trying to crack down on some convinced some other bloggers to remove
will be able to survive these changes, it's real destinations, rather than just rental destination. This is one case where the of the discussion about all of this. On one content that need not be removed. And, of
still rather refreshing to at least see the shops. It's playing with a few different company's reputation matters, and blog that wrote about the story, a course, by claiming that the content is
company try to meet those challenges head "formulas" to see how people respond -- Blockbuster's reputation isn't great. Still, commenter left a comment alleging that defamatory, it may scare some bloggers
on. Recently, it's talked about a strategy to including setting up a bar where people this is the right strategy -- though, success LendingTree doesn't actually "let banks who don't understand their section 230 safe
create its own set top box as well as put out can buy soda or coffee and another where or failure is very much dependent on the compete" but has its own lending center -- harbors to feel obligated to remove the
an unsolicited bid to buy Circuit City. there's free WiFi and people can play video execution, which isn't exactly which seems to be based on a class action content.
While both ideas have some problems (the games on a big screen. It's also testing out Blockbuster's strong suit. lawsuit that was filed against LendingTree Permalink| Comments| Email This Story
Circuit City acquisition would be setting up a store where shoppers can buy Permalink| Comments| Email This Story a couple years ago.
particularly hard to pull off for example), it consumer electronics. You can consider However, LendingTree is now putting

Minggl Offers (Yet) Another Way to Keep Tabs on Tricia Walsh-


Smith is Back
Your Friends By Hollywood Grind
Submitted at 4/26/2008 7:46:32 PM
By Jason Kincaid (TechCrunch) most of the other major social networking they’ve also established a robust
sites, users are also given one-click access infrastructure, and hope to become a social Tricia Walsh-Smith, the disgruntled soon
Submitted at 4/25/2008 12:41:08 PM
to each of their profile pages from their networking platform in the future. to be ex wife of Philip Smith, is back with
It’s almost painful to write about a social Minggl toolbar. Other features include the Minggl’s going to have a tough time in another video rant. Tricia is proudly
news aggregator these days. We’ve ability to mass-send a status message to the social news aggregator space. They are describing herself as a "YouTube
covered well over a dozen of them, most of each network (provided they support one), very similar to MySocial 24×7, a Firefox Superstar." What’s her claim to fame?
which do nearly the exact same thing. It’s and the ability to send the same message to extension for FriendFeed that we recently Tricia is a mess after losing her sugar
getting ridiculous. With so many on the friends across multiple networks. also needs to get away from banner ads, covered. If they want to do well, they’re daddy husband, and she can’t stop the
market, it goes without saying that most of To be honest, I was surprised by how which are integrated into their newsfeed going to have to quickly establish what diarrhea coming from her mouth. The
these are going to fade into obscurity in the well the sidebar feature worked. I sidebar - it just looks tacky. makes them different, or they will sink more attention she gets, the bolder Tricia
next six months. generally detest browser plugins, but the Besides Minggl’s semi-unique plugin with the others. CrunchBase Information becomes. She desperately wants to become
Which is why I hope Minggl was telling Minggl toolbars did their job without being approach to the social aggregator, the Minggl Information provided by the next Heather Mills, and go on Dancing
the truth when they told us they weren’t too intrusive. There are, however, a few company says they have a few more things CrunchBase with the Stars. She’d probably dance
just another event aggregator. annoying quirks that got on my nerves up their sleeves. First, they plan to offer a Crunch Network: MobileCrunch Mobile better, and who knows, she might even
Because right now, that’s basically what after a while. Whenever you visit a friend’s set of filters that will allow users to prune Gadgets and Applications, Delivered find a new husband.
Minggl is. They currently offer a browser- profile while logged into Minggl, a their newsfeeds down to the stories that Daily. © Copyright HollywoodGrind.com 2006-
based plugin for both Firefox and Internet floating box appears asking if you’d like to they find most important. If they do it 2008. All Rights Reserved. Related posts:
Explorer that integrates a newsfeed, among add them as a Minggl friend. I’m sure right, this could be a big stepping stone for • Star Jones Files for Divorce
other things. After filling out requisite there is (or will be) a setting to turn this them, as many of these aggregators often • Tricia Walsh-Smith Crazy Rant on
information for MySpace, Facebook, and off, but it shouldn’t be the default. Minggl devolve into chaos. Minggl says that YouTube
• Sean Penn and Robin Wright Call Off
Divorce
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And On Second Thought,
Update: Rackspace Files Widgets: The Marketer’s Maybe Starbucks Shouldn't
Be In The Music Business
IPO, Will Set Price Via Recession Survival Tool By Michael Masnick (Techdirt)
Submitted at 4/25/2008 6:03:05 AM
By Mark Hendrickson (TechCrunch)
Auction Submitted at 4/26/2008 3:23:14 AM

This guest post about the widget economy


We've chronicled Starbucks' successes
and failures as it tiptoed into the music
By Erick Schonfeld (TechCrunch) industry over the past few years. The
was written by Michael Jones, an angel ubiquitous coffee shop was trying to
Submitted at 4/26/2008 1:14:32 PM
investor, the CEO of Userplane and a position itself as a "lifestyle" brand. After
Web hosting provider Rackspace filed for Senior Vice President of AOL. successes in selling the albums it regularly
an initial public offering with the SEC last Userplane, which was acquired by AOL played in stores, the company went so far
night, as we predicted it would. The in August 2006, is a communications as to set up its own record label. While we
company will try to raise $400 million, and widget provider (add chat and other noted that this was an interesting play, it
it intends to set the IPO price through an its cost of revenues last year was services to sites) and a large advertising seemed like it would really only work if
auction, much like Google did. The attributable to the fact that it nearly network. the the company didn't try to become a
underwriters are Goldman Sachs, Merrill doubled the number of employees to 2,021 Mike Jones’ personal blog is here. normal record label. Unfortunately, it
Lynch, Credit Suisse, and WR Hambrecht (of that, data center employees went from Companies facing a slowing economy seems like that's exactly what it did. It
& Co. (the leading proponent of such IPO 576 to 994, and sales and marketing are looking for more cost-effective ways to focused on selling albums, rather than the
pricing). Pricing through an auction is headcount went from 224 to 353). Servers, reach customers. Forrester’s recent post on wider musical experience, and pretty much
designed to make sure the company raises software licensing costs, bandwidth, power the role of social media during economic relied on the Starbucks connection to boost
the most money possible instead of giving and rent made up most of the rest of the recessions supports the idea that social sales. That just wasn't going to cut it -- so
up a first-day pop to investors who are increase. media can help companies survive and it should come as little surprise that the
allocated shares by the investment banks Another interesting tidbit: that truck thrive in tough economic times. And Josh Owyang points out that social marketing suddenly struggling company is handing
doing the deal. Shares will still be accident that took down one of its data Bernoff’s full report on the subject calls costs far less than traditional marketing. So over the record label to someone else to
allocated to such clients, but anyone who centers in Texas last November cost the for an end to “toe-dipping” by interactive when purse strings are tightened, deal with. Starbucks will continue to look
bids beforehand in the auction at or above company $3.4 million in credits to marketers and advises a more serious look marketing execs will become more excited for music to sell in its stores -- it just won't
the eventual IPO price will also get shares. customers. at cost-effective and measurable social about social media’s potential of reaching be producing albums anymore. This makes
All in all, it is a much more efficient way At the end of the year, it had 29,193 marketing programs. A key take away: exponentially more people with fewer plenty of sense since Starbucks never
to price an IPO and more companies customers, compared to 12,677 the year …since interactive marketing programs dollars. really seemed to have much of a plan to do
should do it. before. But nearly all of that growth was are now fueled by measurable results, not While the recession-proofness of social anything really innovative in the music
With the filing we also get a clearer due to its acquisition of Webmail.us (i.e., dot-com madness, we believe that they can media is a case study in the making, the business, and right now it probably has a
picture of Rackspace’s business and they are hosted e-mail customers, not thrive in a recession. Social applications in idea that social applications can thrive in lot more important things to concentrate
financials. Its revenues grew 62 percent hosted Website customers). Rackspace has particular, such as communities and social tight economic times because they are a on.
last year to $362 million, but it posted net 36,692 servers across seven data centers, networking sites, are cost-effective and cost-effective, precise way for companies Permalink| Comments| Email This Story
profits of $17.8 million, which were down 114,749 square feet of data center space, have a measurable impact on prospects’ to interact with customers and prospective
10 percent from the year before. Cash with a 61 percent utilization rate. The decisions in the consideration stage, which customers, is right on the money – quite
flows from operations, though, remained company makes $3,504 a year per square will be important to companies under literally.
healthy at $105 million last year, up from foot, a number that has been growing recessionary pressures. Interactive (more…)
$61 million in 2006. (Click on the table nicely, illustrating that Web hosting is a marketers should stop toe-dipping and Crunch Network: CrunchGear drool over
below for a bigger image and more data): scale business with increasing returns the invest only in programs that can deliver on the sexiest new gadgets and hardware.
The decline in profits was because the more servers that can be rented out. measurable metrics.
company spent a lot more staffing up and Crunch Network: CrunchGear drool over Additionally, Forrester analyst Jeremiah
spending more on sales and marketing. the sexiest new gadgets and hardware.
About half of the $53 million increase in

CBS SportsLine Founder to Launch OPEN Sports Network


By Jason Kincaid (TechCrunch) network featuring betting-enabled fantasy 2007 and the company says that it will Fleaflicker- clearly this market is poised
Submitted at 4/25/2008 7:27:16 PM
sports games, rich news content, and launch in August 2008. for a shakeup. CrunchBase Information
perhaps most importantly, a game platform Levy founded SportsLine, his former OPEN Sports Network Information
CBS SportsLine founder Mike Levy is with open APIs. project, in 1994. It was acquired by provided by CrunchBase
preparing to announce his newest venture, Fantasy sports leagues are incredibly Viacom (then the parent company of CBS) Crunch Network: CrunchGear drool over
OPEN Sports Network. popular but many of them are still locked differentiate themselves from other, in 2004 and is now the flagship sports site the sexiest new gadgets and hardware.
The company’s website is still being in archaic walled gardens. If OPEN Sports established, sites. of the CBS network.
built out but based on their description, it Network makes good on their promise of OPEN Sports Network, located in This news comes only a day after AOL’s
aspires to be a sports-oriented social open APIs, they may be able to Deerfield Beach, Florida, was founded in acquisition of fantasy sports site
Daily -Click and Print- Newspaper Tech* 15

Louis Vuitton Sues Darfur


Fundraiser; Seems Unclear On
The Concept Of Trademark
By Michael Masnick (Techdirt) favorite) $7,500 for each day she mentions
Submitted at 4/25/2008 11:16:00 AM
the name "Louis Vuitton" on her website.
While, there may be some difference due
An artist named Nadia Plesner recently to the specifics of trademark law in
put together a project to try to raise money Europe, it's hard to see how this is not
for the victims of genocide in Darfur. As overreaching. This is an entirely non-
part of the campaign, she created a t-shirt commercial venture. All of the profits are
with a drawn image of a Darfur victim
"pimped" out to look like Paris Hilton --
given to charity. The design has some
differences from the Louis Vuitton bag,
Maybe The Fight Against
that is, carrying a designer handbag and a
small dressed up dog. The entire profits
from the t-shirts are going to help the
and hardly seems likely to specifically
damage the Louis Vuitton brand (the
lawsuit will take care of that). The t-shirts
Click Fraud Isn’t Hopeless
Hey That’s Pretty Smart
victims. The handbag drawn in the image
is not specifically a Louis Vuitton bag, but
the design firm seems to have gone
are clearly not competing with Louis
Vuitton and there's little reason to have
anyone think that Louis Vuitton somehow
After All - Amazon Launches A
By Erick Schonfeld (TechCrunch) their respective content networks where
ballistic, claiming all sorts of intellectual "endorsed" this effort. Furthermore, the worst offenses occur, AdSense and the Gadget Blog
property rights it simply does not possess. posting the cease-and-desist or even Submitted at 4/25/2008 10:14:11 AM
Yahoo Publisher Network, the click fraud
First, it sent a (admittedly friendly) cease- mentioning the name Louis Vuitton simply By Michael Arrington (TechCrunch)
One good quarter does not make a trend, rate there also dipped slightly to 27.8
and-desist, which Plesner wrote about on should not be infringing activities. I don't but there is a glimmer of hope in the fight percent from 28.3 percent in the fourth Submitted at 4/25/2008 3:02:18 PM
the site, while responding and telling the know if Europe has the equivalent of against click fraud(fake clicks that can quarter. That is still nearly a third of all
company that she would not take down the the"moron in a hurry" trademark test, but The big three gadget blogs ( Engadget,
nevertheless cost advertisers money). Click clicks and needs to seriously go down Gizmodo and CrunchGear) (ok, kidding
t-shirt or the image. In response, LV went LV gets the "moron in a hurry" award for Forensics is reporting that the overall click further.
from friendly to nasty. It sued, demanding the week. about CrunchGear, but it is doing very
fraud rate was down half a percentage Perhaps this year the overall click fraud well) have a little more competition
$7,500 for each day she keeps selling the Permalink| Comments| Email This Story point in the first quarter to 16.3 percent. rate can be held steady instead of rising 15
product, $7,500 for each day she displays starting today: a new gadget blog called
Although that is still higher than the rate percent, as it did in 2007. CrunchBase End User. The site is published by
its original cease-and-desist letter and (my was a year ago, it could be an indication Information Click Forensics Information Amazon.
that Google’s and Yahoo’s efforts to filter provided by CrunchBase The blog authors are all Amazon
out bad clicks on search and contextual ads Crunch Network: CrunchGear drool over employees and write for EndUserBlog as
and improve the overall quality of those the sexiest new gadgets and hardware. well. This is the same model for a few
ads is starting to have an effect. other blogs that Amazon publishes (
When you look at the click fraud rate on Omnivoracious, ChordStrike, etc.).
Most posts have links into Amazon to
If Top Gov't Officials Need To Leave Blackberries purchase whatever is being discussed,
which helps Amazon directly and
Outside A Meeting, Shouldn't Someone Guard indirectly sell more stuff.
So far the Amazon blogs don’t have
much in the way of a community - most
Them? posts have no comments, for example. My
recommendation is for them to follow,
By Michael Masnick (Techdirt) outside of the meeting room. You would he thought the devices had been left interact with and link to lots of other blogs
think that with such high-powered behind, and he was merely picking them in their respective categories, and actually
Submitted at 4/25/2008 9:37:02 AM
government officials that someone would up to return them to their owners, which join into the conversation directly.
Apparently a Mexican press attache at a then be left to guard the devices, but might be more believable if the folks Crunch Network: CrunchBoard because
meeting with White House officials in apparently not. This guy grabbed a bunch weren't still in the meeting room when he it’s time for you to find a new Job2.0
New Orleans saw an opportunity and of the devices and made a run for the grabbed all the devices. Who knows if it's
swiped the Blackberries of a bunch of airport, where he was caught by Secret true, but I'm still wondering why no one
White House staffers. At many such Service officials, who promptly showed was guarding the Blackberries.
meetings, it's required for attendees to him the surveillance camera footage of him Permalink| Comments| Email This Story
leave their phones and mobile devices taking the devices. His response was that
16 Tech* Gadgets* Tech Tips* Daily -Click and Print- Newspaper

You Didn’t Realize It, But You Twitter Reportedly Putting More Gas
Really Want Those Twitter Messages In The Tank
By Mark Hendrickson (TechCrunch)
In Your Calendar Submitted at 4/25/2008 4:27:43 PM

By Michael Arrington (TechCrunch) Silicon Alley Insider reports that Twitter


Submitted at 4/26/2008 3:15:57 AM is looking to raise a Series C round.
They’re hearing that the company wants
Belgium-based Twistory launched into $15M at a $60M valuation, probably from
private beta today at MobileWebCamp. former investors Union Square Ventures
It’s a very simple tool, built by Tijs and Charles River Ventures, and perhaps
Vrolix to show off his coding and design from Spark Capital as well.
skills: Subscribe to messages from any
Twitter user in any popular desktop or
Twitter raised over$5M in funding last Joystiq goes all out
July. Digital Garage also invested in the CrunchBase Information Twitter
online calendaring application (iCal,
Google Calendar, etc.). Those messages
company this past January as part of Information provided by CrunchBase with Mario Kart Wii
Twitter’s expansion into Japan (the only Crunch Network: CrunchBoard because
are then automatically added to the
calendar, at the appropriate day and time.
market where Twitter is actually making it’s time for you to find a new Job2.0 controller comparison
Thanks to Robin Wauters for the tip. money).
Useful? I don’t know. It’s certainly CrunchBase Information Tijs Vrolix The news of this Series C comes on the By Donald Melanson (Engadget)
useful to closely monitor/stalk people (or Twistory Information provided by heels of a couple significant departures. Submitted at 4/25/2008 12:36:00 PM
yourself). If you want to add my daily CrunchBase
words of wisdom to your calendar, my
page is here(which also includes a graph of
total twitter usage by day.
Crunch Network: CrunchGear drool over
the sexiest new gadgets and hardware.
Fruit fly flight simulator could Filed under: Gaming As we're all too well
aware, Mario Kart can be serious business
for some folks, and Mario Kart Wii will
smarten up robots certainly be no exception, which makes the
Apple looking to Immersion for By Darren Murph (Engadget)
right choice of controller all the more
important. Thankfully, our pals at Joystiq
have now come through with a meticulous
haptic technology on iPhone? Submitted at 4/26/2008 3:42:00 AM

Filed under: Robots Wondering just how


comparison of all five driving options at
your disposal. That includes the Wiimote
By Darren Murph (Engadget) we mere mortals were going to even give a on its own, the Wiimote with Wii Wheel,
robot enough smarts to completely the Wiimote / nunchuck combo, the
Submitted at 4/26/2008 5:13:00 AM
overtake our societies? Oddly enough, Classic Controller, and the tried and true
Filed under: Cellphones, Displays some of that artificial brain power could GameCube controller. Somewhat
Immersion, the same folks responsible for come from studying the way fruit flies, surprisingly, while the GameCube
adding haptic technology (force feedback um, fly. A completely bizarre flight Controller and Classic Controller each
from touch panels, pretty much) in a fleet simulator at Caltech actually plays helped to put in some solid times, Joystiq
of Nokia handsets, could be looking to do "scenes" that flys react to, and considering actually found the Wiimote / nunchuck
the same with Cupertino's one and only. that the fly is constantly held, researchers combo to the best all around option, with it
While VibeTonz isn't specifically can closely examine how the insect you've got three bold letters and a question faring particularly well when using a bike.
mentioned by name, a recent report (which attempts to navigate away from lines, mark running through your noggin right Lagging far behind, however, was the solo
should certainly be filed as a rumor for the blobs and all manners of incoming now -- just hit the read link to see what it's Wiimote (which they recommend to avoid
time being) is suggesting that bigwigs from obstacles. Those working with the all about. at all costs), although the addition of the
both outfits are in ongoing meetings "over installation suggest that these studies could [Thanks, Dave] Read| Permalink| Email Wii Wheel did apparently did help to make
licensing and implementation issues of one day help autonomous robots function this| Comments things a bit more manageable. Hit up the
iPhone haptics." Interestingly enough, this better, potentially taking some of the load link below for the full rundown. Read|
news is flowing hot on the heels of enough. off of our human workforce. We know, Permalink| Email this| Comments
Immersion appointing Clent Richardson as [Thanks, Chris]
president and CEO; if that name rings a Read- Rumors of Immersion bringing
bell, he previously spent five years pretty
high up the ladder at Apple. Of course, all
haptics to iPhone
Read- Clent Richardson becomes
Master the Excel IF Function [Excel Tip]
the signs pointing to yes doesn't mean president / CEO of Immersion Read| By Gina Trapani (Lifehacker) spreadsheet cell conditionally, based on a Google Spreadsheets. If you haven't used
anything in and of itself, so we'll just Permalink| Email this| Comments Submitted at 4/26/2008 3:30:00 AM
test. A formula like=IF(A1>90, "A", "Less IF, go check out the tutorial which has an
twiddle our thumbs a bit longer and hope than an A") would set the cell to equal A if example sheet to download and try it
to have some feedback for 'em soon The spreadsheet formula experts at the A1's value was greater than 90, and Less yourself.
Productivity Portfolio blog offer an than an A if A1's value was 90 or lower. Excel IF Function Tutorial[Productivity
introduction to Excel's crazy-useful IF This works in all modern spreadsheet Portfolio]
function. In short, IF sets the contents of a proggies, not just Excel—including
Daily -Click and Print- Newspaper Gadgets* 17

California man builds his own solar-


electric vehicle
By Darren Murph (Engadget)
Submitted at 4/26/2008 7:37:00 AM

Filed under: Transportation Although


Brent Hatch's homegrown solar-electric
whip looks eerily similar (read: just as
ugly) to the SUNN solar car kit, this one
was actually created without the help of
any pre-packaged parts or sophisticated
Epson, Sanrio team up for two schematics. After his gas bill rose well
over $700 a month (he and his wife have
NVIDIA pushing up
seven kids, after all), he decided to GeForce 9900 to outgun
more Hello Kitty laptop designs purchase a rather unsightly eight-seater
bicycle and figure out a way to enable roof
nearby school a whole lot less painful on
the wallet. Check out the video in the read Radeon HD 4800?
By Darren Murph (Engadget) Celeron processor, 1GB of DDR2 RAM, -mounted solar panels to power an electric link for more.
an 80GB hard drive, 3-in-1 multicard motor. Nah, the top speed isn't very [Thanks, Dave] Read| Permalink| Email By Nilay Patel (Engadget)
Submitted at 4/26/2008 10:16:00 AM
reader, gigabit Ethernet / WiFi and impressive, and you certainly wouldn't this| Comments Submitted at 4/25/2008 2:21:00 PM
Filed under: Laptops Windows Vista Home. You'll also find a want to head out on I-5 with it, but it sure
Don't bother asking if the madness will FireWire socket, four USB 2.0 ports, a PC makes picking up the offspring from their Filed under: Misc. Gadgets NVIDIA's
ever end; you know good and well it won't. Card slot and around one measly hour of been on a hyper-competitive tear lately,
Now that we're clear, let's focus on the battery life from the standard cell. Totally and while the latest rumor isn't quite on par
latest Hello Kitty-blasted laptop: the May- not worth the ¥147,000 ($1,409) asking with Roy Taylor saying that the Intel CPU
bound Endeavor NJ2100. Available in price, but then again, cuteness demands a is "dead," it reinforces the company's new
either a floral-inspired or airplane- serious, serious premium these days. win-at-all-costs attitude. Seems ATI's
dominated theme, the predominantly Pearl [Via Slippery Brick, thanks David] Read| upcoming RV770-based Radeon HD 4800
White machine touts rather exceptionally Permalink| Email this| Comments might threaten NVIDIA's dominance of the
modest specs (shocked?) including a 15.4- high-end graphics market, and that's just
inch WXGA display, 1.86GHz Intel not acceptable -- so the company is
planning on pushing up the release of the
Man attempts LCD TV theft using water bottle UPC, fails GeForce 9900 to July. That's one billion
transistors and GDDR3 memory, if you
By Joshua Topolsky (Engadget) boost a $517 Viore (yeah) LCD television in prison plus a hefty fine... and the haven't been memorizing rumored graphic
by swapping the UPC tag with one from a lifelong shame of having tried to pull this card specs -- we're guessing that blue
Submitted at 4/25/2008 10:48:00 PM screen of death will render mighty fast on
$3.16 bottle of water. Apparently, cashiers stunt off.
Filed under: HDTV weren't fooled by the admittedly paper-thin [Via Fark] Read| Permalink| Email this| that rig. Read| Permalink| Email this|
Oh, shoplifters of the world -- you're not maneuver, and after four swipe attempts, a Comments Comments
going to unite and take over with these replaced paper spool, and one PA
kinds of tactics. A Kirksville, MO. man announcement for a store manager to come switcher thrown in the big house. If
was arrested on Thursday for trying to to register 14, they had the super-genius convicted, the man faces up to seven years

Maximum PC reviews the Phantom Lapboard, for real


By Joshua Topolsky (Engadget) Apparently, we were mistaken. Regardless, other 12/16ths don't like it because they
Submitted at 4/25/2008 4:57:00 PM
Maximum PC has gotten a thorough, in- had a bad experience with a matte black
depth look at the $130 pivoting keyboard / keyboard once. Read| Permalink| Email
Filed under: Peripherals mouse / mousepad combo. We won't bore this| Comments
Maybe we're confused, but we were you with the details of their encounter with
under the impression that the oft-delayed, this beast -- which they claim is due in
mist-like device known as the Phantom June now -- though we can tell you that click, which frankly is a deal-breaker for
Lapboard had been released to the public. they complain of a "wimpy" left mouse 4/16ths of the Engadget editorial staff. The
18 Web 2.0 TV* Daily -Click and Print- Newspaper

What is Mashable Conversations All About?


By Mark 'Rizzn' Hopkins I’ve been pondering who our target business worked and gave a good benefit
(Mashable!) audience is on these. It’s hard to pin and downside run-down on the prospect of
Submitted at 4/26/2008 12:00:25 PM
down, since just about every episode has at moving your server’s computing to the
least one valuable bit of information, clouds.
We’ve been talking to a bunch of insight or analysis from a guest that is of Chris Parandian, Blogger at Mobile
interesting folks recently on Mashable use to users (looking for more efficiency in Diner
Conversations. If you’re not checking out their tools), site developers (looking for I had a chance to speak to Chris
our near-daily audio podcast with movers services with which augment what they Parandian briefly back in March when I
and shakers in the Web 2.0 world, you’re currently offer), and advertisers (looking to was in Washington D.C. for our MashMeet
really missing out. As it turns out, more better understand the landscape of selling and the Politics Online Conference. Chris
and more of you are becoming dedicated stuff on the Internet). is the founder of Tin Can
listeners to the show - but there’s a lot
more that still haven’t taken the time to
The best part is that most of this
information is fairly evergreen. Sure,
Communications, a public affairs and new
media centric communications firm out of
Out of the
check out the show yet. I figured I’d take
the time here to highlight some of the
some of the bits of news we talk about has
a shelf-life, but thankfully not a single
DC, as well as a blogger at the social
media/mobile industry blog Mobile Diner.
Blogosphere
guests we had over the last several company I’ve spoken to has hit a deadpool Chris and I had a great time exploring the By Bob Sassone (TV Squad)
episodes. yet, and almost every product and service intracacies of where this space is going and Submitted at 4/26/2008 3:02:00 AM
But before I do that, I wanted to explain discussed has seen significant Lou Moore and Anil Dharni, Developers not only why it’s so hard for new entrants
the focus of the show and why we go about improvement since it has been discussed at Hi5. to break out in the mobile space, but given Filed under: Industry, Programming,
it. The show is an interview in the vein of (so it’s at least as cool as it was when it These OpenSocial early-adopters talk that difficulty how exactly we got to where Web, Celebrities, Reality-Free
the naked conversation approach. Very was featured on the show, if not better). about this often-forgotten social network we are today, so many miles from where What's happening on other blogs via the
little editing is done to the show before it Most importantly, though, is that the and their experiences with OpenSocial. the mobile industry was back a decade ago. interweb.
gets posted (other than filtering for noise, analysis from our guests comes from folks Hi5 is fairly renowned for its exceptionally --- • So how did
cropping out a bit of dead air, and slapping that are experts amongst experts in their international userbase. Because of this Related Articles at Mashable! - The Jesse L. Martin
the tops, tails and the occasional sponsored fields, so it’s beyond cutting edge when unique make-up, the growth patterns for Social Networking Blog: leave
message). What you get from the you hear it, it’s bleeding edge. That means adoption (as well as translation) of coComment Preparing Version 2.0 With Law and Order
conversation is exactly how it took place. that even though you may have missed a OpenSocial apps on Hi5 have far exceeded More Community the other night?
The conversations tend to consist of few episodes, going back and picking many other places that have also adopted Podcast: A Conversation with • I reviewed the
three elements. A short introduction of the through our archives isn’t a pointless the OpenSocial platform as the app engine Metacafe’s Michelle Cox Stingray
guest with an elevator pitch of their exercise. You’ll find a lot of gems hidden of choice. BuzzLogic Launches Dynamic Targeted DVD
organization and service (when back in there (so go ahead and subscribe Michael Crandell, CEO at RightScale Ad Network recently, and Jaime Weinman has some
applicable), a bit of explanation on any with the links given below!). RightScale is an organization that’s New Yahoo Messenger Version Release interesting
newsworthy events their company may Get the Mashable Conversations podcast essentially positioned themselves as the Works Better on Macs facts
have going on at the moment, and then the here. intermediary between the sometimes Jaiku Releases New Microblogging Tool about the show.
remainder of the show is devoted to a frank Add directly to iTunes here(or give us a confusing world of cloud-based server for Nokia S60 • Former NBC reporter Arthur Kent is
and informal discussion of how it impacts rating). environments and the end user. I, myself, E-mail Organizer Xobni Goes To Invite- suing
the users, developers and advertisers (the Add directly to your Zune here. am completely fascinated with the cloud only Beta Universal Pictures and the makers of
usual suspects, in otherwords). Enough talking up our show, though. computing world, and I understand the Podcast: A Conversation with UStream’s Charlie Wilson's War
This is where the bulk of the show takes Here are some of the guests we had over basic principals as to how it’s supposed to Chuck Wallace .
place, and it’s where the most interesting the last week. I hope you enjoy listening to work. Michael Crandell came on Mashable • Cablevision might be
tangents are found. We’re coming up on these folks as much as I enjoyed talking to Conversations to educate me on how their buying The Sundance Channel
close to fifty episodes in the can so far, and them. .
• PBS'
8 Great Sites For Ordering Food Online Jim Lehrer
is recovering from heart surgery.
By Sean P. Aune (Mashable!) Check A Restaurant’s Report Card • Gary Coleman
Before Dining Out is going to appear on another daytime
Submitted at 4/26/2008 10:20:27 AM
GroupRecipes - New Food Social court show, this time with his wife.
If you’re the never-leave-your-desk Network • What were the
variety of geek, you probably also turn to Men are from YouTube, Women are best seasons of
your computer to bring you food. We hear from FOX? ER
ya; having to end that 3 hour long AdBrite Now Offers Full Page Ads ?
Wikipedia clickfest just to get something (more…) AllRecipes Following Tribune’s Lead to DimeTracker Helps You Budget from Permalink| Email this| | Comments
to eat is a real bummer. Here are 8 sites --- Ad Networks? Your Phone
that’ll make sure you got at least one of Related Articles at Mashable! - The The Daily Plate Leaves Beta with
your bio needs covered without having to Social Networking Blog: 100,000 Users
leave the house.
Daily -Click and Print- Newspaper Web 2.0 TV* 19

Time Ends For Microsoft-Yahoo Aegis Trust Seeks Help In


Negotiations. What Now? Sudan Via Facebook And
By Paul Glazowski (Mashable!) My impression is that, if push comes to
Submitted at 4/26/2008 7:37:53 AM

Time’s up.
the near impossible and successfully mate
shove, Ballmer is probably very welling to
follow through on his threat to do away
with formalities and circumvent the Yahoo
Google Maps
two very unique companies to create a By Paul Glazowski (Mashable!)
If you recall a news development of three complete new whole. This past Tuesday, board with the promised proxy tactic.
Submitted at 4/26/2008 11:59:13 AM
weeks past, Microsoft’s CEO Steve however, we put forth to you the same Some might think that an idle warning, and
Ballmer essentially gave Jerry Yang and question, albeit with a nasty, pock-marked such an outlook may be vindicated in short The Darfur region of Sudan has been kept
the Yahoo board 21 days to decide whether three-month history of the ongoing order. But I default on the side that firmly within the sights of humanitarian
they wish to deal with the takeover attempt chronicle to consider when clicking yea or Ballmer means what he says. The question organizations from around the globe in the
cordially or fought to a bloody. And now nay. And your opinion has changed. Most now is, given Yahoo’s recent last several years. And in that time,
we’ve effectively (or perhaps ineffectively, of you now think it unwise for Yahoo to experimentation with a Google partnership technological developments on the Web
depending on one’s take on the rather ugly take the bait. in the search and advertising arena, have enabled greater search capabilities as
drama) arrived at zero hour. What now? So, how can we parse this information whether Microsoft will have to play an well as provide individuals throughout the
If the presumptions of Brian Caulfield at and make some reasonably sound especially forceful hand to complete the world to connect with one another.
Forbes.com are accurate - which, if we’re judgements? Well, speaking only for purchase. Facebook, for instance, is now very much time view of their situation(s).
to think sensibly about this, there’s really myself, I still consider it likely that Keep in mind, Microsoft has to make an international brand. And Google is, A spokesman for Aegis Trust says that
little reason to suspect them not to be so - Microsoft will achieve the ends it seeks, sure to keep its behavior in check well, Google. this online campaign, which he expressed
Microsoft will be spending the weekend regardless of the means taken to get there. throughout this process, come hell or high So it is a rather interesting to find the UK fear will be one fought long into the future,
preparing itself to exercise all options Why? Well, given Yahoo’s release of good water, lest its image as a ruthless industry -based group Aegis Trust, which is official is intended “to draw attention to some of
necessary to make sure it gets what it earnings this week, and Microsoft’s powerhouse transform into one described coordinator of the Wanted For War Crimes the serious crimes…in Darfur.” Because
craves for its $40-billion-plus. What began subsequent publication of its own growth as a ruthless industry madhouse. campaign, promoting the use of the Sudanese government has expressed
as a public bid for the Sunnyvale-based trend, we’re more or less in the same place --- mainstream services from both companies antipathy for international scrutiny and
Web giant just before the clock struck as we were many weeks ago. Relative to Related Articles at Mashable! - The to gain support and assistance from the claims the ICC has no jurisdiction in the
February has turned into something that is the overall technology market, Yahoo and Social Networking Blog: public to locate individuals suspected of country, Aegis and other groups must
nearing its fourth month and may well run Microsoft are neither much worse nor eBay Countdown Turns Bidding Into a crimes inflicted on the residents of Darfur. adapt and maneuver in more inventive
close to Yahoo’s annual board meeting, much better today than they were Game According to Tendai Maphosa of Voice of ways to combat the injustices dealt upon
which the company must orchestrate every yesterday. As some might say, we’re STA Travel Launches Widgets Suite America, the Humanitarian Affairs Darfur. The incorporation of Google Maps
13 months. (The last assembly was June remain largely at square one. The only Microsoft General Council Rebuts Minister of Sudan, Ahmed Mohammed and Earth tools as well as the
12, 2007.) thing to keep a relatively close eye on is Google Officer’s Anti-Trust Commentary Harun, and Janjaweed militia leader Ali establishment of a focused Facebook
Early on in this journey, which has been the performance of Microsoft stock in the Deck The Trolls: Winter Trolling Kicks Kushayb, are both charged by the network is simply to increase regional and
marked by a great share of press releases near future. (And Yahoo’s own share price, Off International Criminal Court with “over 40 global awareness and participation in the
and a really exhaustive amount of analysis too, of course.) We may see the valuation MySpace Countdowns, Corkboards, counts of crimes against humanity and war groups’ efforts.
and commentary, most of you when polled of Microsoft’s offer climb back to the Musical Slide Shows crimes committed in Darfur in 2003 and ---
thought it best for Yahoo to bite the original $44.6bn, which would certainly GetItNext Almost Gets It: Search eBay 2004.” And through connections Related Articles at Mashable! - The
proverbial bullet and submit to Microsoft’s put greater pressure on Yahoo to sell, but Auctions established on Facebook through the War Social Networking Blog:
demands. A good percentage of you said on the whole, I think its safe to say that Yahoo! To Rebuff Microsoft $44.6bn Crimes Wanted List, an application Google Search Comes To Facebook
“deny, deny, deny!” But on February 1st, Microsoft will not be forced to Buyout Offer; Wants A Whole Lot More officially launching this Sunday, as well as Facebook Steals More Google Top
the majority spoke in favor of a buyout- if “artificially” increase its pledge. an custom Google Map and Spreadsheets Talent
only to see whether Ballmer could perform mashup(a Google Earth layer has also been Google Reader Now Available for your
created) with which to view data on Facebook Profile
Tom Everett Scott to guest on Law & Order locations where either suspect has been
seen, they hope to increase the
Google Adsense Network Taking Over
Facebook Apps?
By Jane Boursaw (TV Squad) Since breaking onto the Hollywood effectiveness of their campaign. Unofficial Gtalk Application for
scene in 1996's That Thing You Do, Scott Sudan is the largest country by land mass Facebook Launches
Submitted at 4/26/2008 12:01:00 PM
has floundered in short-lived series like on the African continent, so a mashup of Who’s Investing In Facebook: Google Or
Filed under: Law and Order, Casting, 2002's Philly, playing Dana Delany's love this kind is likely to prove somewhat Microsoft?
Reality-Free I really wish Tom Everett interest, and 2006's Saved, where he useful in maintaining an public profile on Google Launches Official Facebook App
Scott would find a great role he could sink played a troubled paramedic. Most the individuals’ whereabouts given the
his teeth into for a few years. He's so recently, he played Lucy Liu's estranged impossibility of creating a current, real-
talented, and yet he keeps ending up in fiance on Cashmere Mafia.
short-lived and dead-end roles. Continue reading Tom Everett Scott to
The actor has signed for a two-episode Hollywood Reporter story. He'll be joined guest on Law & Order
guest stint on NBC's Law & Order, playing in one of the episodes by Alison Elliott, Permalink| Email this| | Comments
Governor Shalvoy, according to a playing his wife, Rita Shalvoy.
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Mobile Social Networks To See Sky Andersen Vs. The


High Ad Revenues By 2012? Association: For Once, The
By Sean P. Aune (Mashable!)
Submitted at 4/26/2008 2:58:48 PM

If you were to believe mobile social


Tide Turns Right
By Paul Glazowski (Mashable!)
networks about their advertising
Submitted at 4/26/2008 4:05:25 PM
predictions, they will by 2012 be raking in
between $28 to $52 billion dollars in ad We often hear of the sweeping measures
revenue. Given that normal online ad taken by the RIAA to combat piracy, and
revenue only broke $27 billion for the first the flawed philosophy behind those efforts.
time in 2007, and with predicted drops in We know that the association distributes down completely, but we do think that the
ad budgets due to the economic recession, ultimatums to those it assumes are suits will help get the marketplace to a fair
the mobile predictions seem a bit hard to infringing on copyrights, and that some place, where the illegal doesn’t control the
swallow. individuals submit to such pressure to pay legal.”
Colin Gibbs of RCRWirelessNews $4-5,000 to settle with the record There you have it. The RIAA’s intent
brings us these predictions from Informa companies. But only occasionally do we from the very start of its $5k-a-person tour
Telecoms & Media, and they may seem learn of individual stories having to do of terror is not to halt piracy, per se. They
outrageous. They do to me, anyhow. with those efforts. Even more rare are tales understand that such activity will never be
Traditional online topped $27 billion of successful battles against the completely stopped. Rather, it’s about
globally with devices (PCs) people are association. reclaiming control, and bringing the digital
more accustomed. But mobile is something In a piece by Heather Green of space around to fit the legal model they
that is still in a state of relative infancy in a BusinessWeek, the story of Tanya themselves continue to hammer forward.
large portion of the world. Yes, mobile in full-sized browsers. That isn’t to say services have grown largely due to mobile Andersen, a 45-year-old relegated to a life No changes necessary for copyright law as
handsets are everywhere, but how many some crossover will not occur. A social usage. But they’re still very much rooted in reliant for the past several years on it exists. It’s fine as it is. Perfectly crafted,
places use them beyond their phone network that is on both the computer and the traditional full-fledged browser government disability checks due to perfectly aged.(more…)
features on a regular basis? Japan is well the phone will of course be significantly environment. Only if they bridge that gap chronic pain (not really a relevant point to ---
known for their tendency to do everything more successful due to their ability to will the torrent of users (and, subsequently, make, but Green makes it all the same, if Related Articles at Mashable! - The
from their handsets, but in countries such connect people to their one source of social billions of dollars) pour in. only for color), is one that offers a Social Networking Blog:
as the United States, you might see us information. If I’m sitting at the computer (Image source: Mobilevenue.co.uk) microcosmic glance at the legal travails of RIAA Trial Over: Thomas Found Guilty
doing simple checks for sports scores or already, why should I pick up my phone to --- one woman pressed to go through a of Infringement
the weather; intensive, fully- interactive converse with friends or track their Related Articles at Mashable! - The daunting three-year journey through the RIAA’s Sacrificial Lamb Appeals
browsing is not quite the norm. Yet. activities? Naturally, the computer, Social Networking Blog: US justice system for refusing to kowtow Damning Court Ruling
The iPhone has changed this somewhat, whether it be a desktop or laptop, is where Social Networking Grows Significantly to the recording industry machine. Mind EMI and RIAA To Call It Quits? Me
and with the 3G model expected to launch I will offer my focus. However, if I’m on in the U.K. you, her predicament has yet to be fully Thinks No.
soon, people may spend a bit more time the go, it certainly is nice convenience to Virgin Mobile Offers Reply-All SMS resolved. Still. EMI to Cut RIAA Funding; Death of
doing things from their mobiles. But I have be able to check in with a site I routinely through 3jam What’s particularly revealing about RIAA Near?
to posit a question: Will it be checking use when at my main Internet terminal. comScore Report Shows Global Growth Andersen’s story, which stretches back to RIAA’s Sacrificial Lamb Brought to
their pre-existing accounts on sites like So, for the next few years, networks with of Social Networks 2005, is that it shows the bare truth of the Trial
Facebook? Or will it be going to mobile- primarily desktop-based sites will logically MocoSpace Raises $3M for Mobile RIAA’s goal in targeting alleged violators In Your Face, RIAA. The University of
only sites such as Buzzd? While Informa receive a good amount of additional Network of media copyrights. As Richard L. Oregon Takes A Stand.
says the whole lot will boom, I think the revenue as they release and regularly Facebook Mobile Coming Together Gabriel, partner at Holme, Roberts & Sony Says: Copying Your Own CD is
picture is a little more complex. enhance feature-rich mobile applications to Mobile Social Networks Growing Owen and the lead national counsel for the Stealing
Mobile networks are going to have some complement main operations. Mobile-only Worldwide association, said quite succinctly: “We
successes, but my feeling is that there will services may have a harder go at success. Iomota: Building the Ning for Mobile? don’t have an illusion that we can shut it
be fewer in operation than the current Yes, Twitter and a number of other
litany of traditional social networks housed

Doctor Who: Partners In Crime


By Brad Trechak (TV Squad) year's Christmas Special "The Runaway For a Doctor Who episode, this was a Continue reading Doctor Who: Partners
Submitted at 4/26/2008 1:21:00 AM
Bride" and this time she's going to stick great episode of The Sarah Jane In Crime
around for a little while. While Adventures. This goes back to my Permalink| Email this| | Comments
Filed under: Doctor Who, Episode investigating a shady weight-loss company statement from last week in which Russell
Reviews, Reality-Free(S04E02) Catherine called Adipose (named for the scientific run into each other. T. Davies, while not a bad writer, simply
Tate returns as Donna Noble from last name of fat tissue), the Doctor and Donna cannot write science fiction.
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Dear Spam, Happy 30th Birthday. P.S., New Features For Google
You Suck. Docs.
By Sean P. Aune (Mashable!) By Sean P. Aune (Mashable!)
Submitted at 4/26/2008 8:51:19 AM Submitted at 4/26/2008 7:15:08 AM

May 1978 may not seem like an The Google Docs team has been hard at
important time to you, but to the multi- work on numerous aspects of the online
billion-dollar spam industry, it’s the office suite, and they’re ready to unveil the
equivalent to the beginning of time. Kurt new features to the public.
Kleiner of NewScientistTech reminds us Speaker, Google’s answer to Microsoft
that it was Gary Thuerk who sent the first PowerPoint, received some new features sales of Office. They themselves are
spam to the 393 users of ARPANET, the this week, according to the Google Docs building an online version, but with the
original version of the Internet. Either on Blog. First is the addition of Speaker ease of use of Docs, and quick
May 2nd or 3rd (sources vary on the Notes, which allows the presenter to access access/integration with Gmail, it’s going to
specific day; a Wikipedia entry says 5/2), chosen highlights of their presentation. be more difficult to convince some people
Mr. Thuerk sent a marketing pitch for a These can either be printed out in advance, to leave the Google empire. As more and
new computer model from his employer, or you can pop them up on the screen to more companies learn of their ability to
Digital Equipment Corporation. And then show off to your audience. You can also inexpensively make Gmail their default
as now, people were rather annoyed by the now embed videos from YouTube. This domain email client, and allow multiple
concept of getting such an email. Yet, it could be quite useful if you wish to beat users in the company (even those located
apparently resulted in some sales. Thus the dead horse further and “Rickroll” a in remote settings) to collaborate on
Internet spamming was born. room full of people in the middle of a projects for free, the company’s list of
So what did the first spam look like? presentation. productivity applications will grow more
Amazingly, Brad Templeton of the The Docs Blog is also reporting that the appealing for users all around the world.
Electronic Frontier Foundation actually has offline access feature enabled through the ---
it archived. You can see the entire mail, Google Gears plugin has also been added Related Articles at Mashable! - The
plus the reactions it generated, at his site. for spreadsheets and presentations. Social Networking Blog:
“DIGITAL WILL BE GIVING A every ARPANET user to an estimated 120 Related Articles at Mashable! - The Unfortunately these will be view-only for Google Releases Docs Uploader
PRODUCT PRESENTATION OF THE billion spam mails sent a day, costing Social Networking Blog: the time being, but it will at least allow you Offline Google Docs Access Deployed
NEWEST MEMBERS OF THE approximately $140 billion dollars a year Are Gmail’s Antispam Filters Leaking? to show off your work wherever you need Google Docs API
DECSYSTEM-20 FAMILY; THE to go, and make presentation wherever you Google Docs Introduces Mobile Version
to fight. Course, no one should expect Are 33% of Blogs Really Splogs? Google Spreadsheets Now Have Charts
DECSYSTEM-2020, 2020T, 2060, AND spam to go away anytime soon. As GMail Gloats About its Superior Spam choose, regardless of whether you have an
2060T. THE Mashable editor-in-chief Adam Ostrow Protection Internet connection at the ready. New Google Docs on Wednesday: What
DECSYSTEM-20 FAMILY OF pointed out recently, spam has even come Yahoo Upgrades Spam Filters to With the continuing improvements to Features Do You Want?
COMPUTERS HAS EVOLVED FROM to Twitter, showing that shameless Completely Block “eBay” Frauds Google Docs, Microsoft has sufficient Google Docs Opens to Users and Devs
THE TENEX OPERATING SYSTEM reason to be nervous about their future with Gadgets and API
marketing always has, and always will, Blogger Visitors Under Attack by
AND THE DECSYSTEM-10 keep up with the times; there is really no Malware
COMPUTER ARCHITECTURE. BOTH form of technology that is safe from such Buy Blog Comments Lets You Buy
THE DECSYSTEM-2060T infuriating machinations. Spam. So Not Cool.
AND 2020T OFFER FULL ARPANET So, mark the coming occassion as you Spammers Send Emails from YouTube
SUPPORT UNDER THE TOPS-20 see fit. For me, it will be expressing love Servers
OPERATING SYSTEM….” for Google and the excellent spam filtering
Amazing to see that not much has abilities of Gmail, which have made inbox
changed in 30 years. Amazingly this one spam a virtual non-issue.
man’s concept went from one email sent to ---

Casting for the new 90210: Hilary Duff?


By Brad Trechak (TV Squad) Next Generation(Please note this is not the role.
Submitted at 4/26/2008 4:03:00 AM
actual title. Just my take on it). Continue reading Casting for the new
Apparently, she's been approached by the 90210: Hilary Duff?
Filed under: OpEd, Casting, Reality-Free
Hilary Duff is the new Patrick Stewart. By
CW for the role of Annie Mills, a high
school girl into theater, boys, cars, iPods,
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SQL Infection Hits
that, I mean it's rumored that she is going
to be the star of Beverly Hills 90210, the
cosmetic surgery, ostracizing her friends
and all the other standard things that
Beverly Hills girls are into. There is no
word yet on whether she's accepted the
Over 500K Webpages,
SQL, one of the most widely utilized
Infiltrates DHS
server technologies
SQL today, isAnd
page 22 UN
going through
By Paul Glazowski
a particularly rough time. According to the
Dan Goodin of The Register, a
22 Web 2.0 TV* Tech Tips* Daily -Click and Print- Newspaper
SQL
continued from page 21
“sophisticated mass infection that is No word has been offered as to the
Pirate Bay Marks GTA
injecting code into hundreds of thousands
of reputable webpages is growing and even
infiltrated the website of the [U.S.]
Department of Homeland Security.”
identity of the attackers, but the
methodology employed, according to
Jeremiah Grossman, CTO of WhiteHat
Security, shows that they had effectively
Pre-Launch With A Joke
As of Friday, some 520,000 pages had
been catalogued by Google as
contaminated, with victims including the
obtained a “skeleton key” for the Web
systems used by various companies and
organizations.
And Some Rips
sites operated by the U.S. government, the (Image source: The Register)
By Paul Glazowski (Mashable!)
United Nations, and the UK Civil Service, --- Submitted at 4/26/2008 8:15:25 AM
among others. As for the vulnerabilities of
particular strings of SQL, both MySQL
Related Articles at Mashable! - The
Social Networking Blog:
The guys at The Pirate Bay do enjoy
sticking their thumbs into the eyes of
Numb3rs: End
and PostgreSQL“are less easily fooled,”
says researcher Ronald van den Heetkamp.
Zero Day Vulnerability Discovered in
RealPlayer and Internet Explorer
authority. Intellectual property? They say,
“no hablamos law.” (A mangled Swedish
Game
Because SQL infection is comprised RealNetworks Addresses Vulnerability translation probably would’ve been a By Jonathan Toomey (TV Squad)
mostly of HEX code, which partially in RealPlayer better fit.)
obscures its true identity, Microsoft SQL is Slide-Wordpress, Google-DoubleClick, Submitted at 4/26/2008 9:45:00 AM
And considering the inherent unruliness
apparently particularly susceptible to ScanScout, When AJAX Attacks of the very successful video game Filed under: OpEd, Numb3rs, Episode
infiltration. Marvel and DC Comics Partner to Fight franchise Grand Theft Auto, which will be Reviews, Reality-Free
The response to the SQL hack has been Torrents celebrating the launch of the fourth ( S04E15)"I don't like a guy who thinks a
quick-footed, particularly on the Blogger Visitors Under Attack by installment in the series in just a few days, purple heart gives him a free pass." - Colby
governmental front. Homeland Security Malware TPB of course find it their customary duty Well there's something you don't see too
spokeswoman Amy Kudwa said that Millions of MySpacers Rejoice: to play the jokester. According to Michael often on Numb3rs- resurrecting an old case
security specialists “scrubbed the page Photobucket Videos are Back McWhertor of Kotaku, they have from a previous episode. Usually, this
clean the same day it got infected and took Terrorists Using Google Earth to Target temporarily replaced their logo with the show is pretty self-contained. Each week
steps to make sure the same attack couldn’t Israel Round and round we turn. Where this
title “Liberty Bay.” ends, nobody knows. it's a wrap. Despite the fact that the last
succeed against other parts of the DHS The rip doesn’t end there, however. Just time we saw Clay Porter was when he
website.” --- escaped, his story still felt finished. But the
a name swap wouldn’t do. Users of TPB Related Articles at Mashable! - The
have already taken the liberty (pun very Social Networking Blog: writers took one small detail about his past
BeerMenus.com Finds Beers by Bar much intended) to link cracked versions of
GTA IV onto the lists of torrents. Given
Hefty Sum for Hefty Network: Liberty and turned it into a pretty solid episode.
Continue reading Numb3rs: End Game
Media Spends $100M on
[Drinks] Rockstar Games’ intention to make a
record profit in the game’s first week of
BodyBuilding.com Permalink| Email this| | Comments
The Less Regulation Route to Network
By Gina Trapani (Lifehacker) bar to get a beer menu that lists price (by release, the company must be none too Neutrality
Submitted at 4/25/2008 10:00:00 PM
bottle and tap), alcohol content, and happy with this revelation. Obama Does the Twitter
brewery, plus a map of the location, web Alas, today such activity comes with the KickApps Raises $11M Funding, Not
Before you head out on the town tonight site, hours, and phone number. territory, unfortunately. Copyright haters $20M
in New York City, find out where to get BeerMenus.com is New York only (so revolt against copyright holders, creating eBay Bans Google Checkout - Why?
your thirsty hands on your favorite hard-to- far?) and isn't yet comprehensive in its an environment for copyright indifference Google Video Search in Frames
find beer at BeerMenus.com. This menu coverage there, but it's off to a great start to thrive. And so the cycle goes, with all Source Close To Ask.com Debunks
search site just launched with over 150 for beer-lovers in the Big Apple. parties strewn with mud. No changes Rumor Of Teoma Engine Replacement
beer menus, which include over 1200 BeerMenus.com[via CNET] proposed to existing laws. No changes in
beers. Browse by neighborhood, brew, or the behavior of hackers and consumers.

Shark gets a new timeslot


By Allison Waldman (TV Squad) return of Shark, which was going to come Minds rerun. securing the kind of Nielsen numbers that
Submitted at 4/26/2008 4:59:00 AM
back on Tuesdays at 10 p.m., will now What'll be interesting for Shark fans -- will be a deciding factor in the show's
return on Tuesday at 9 p.m. for three and TV geeks in general like us -- will be renewal for next season?
Filed under: Programming, Shark, Reality broadcasts beginning April 29. Had Secret to see exactly how well the James Woods Continue reading Shark gets a new
-Free The failure of Secret Talents of the Talents worked, CBS wouldn't be legal drama performs with a strong lead in timeslot
Stars has had ripple effects on the CBS scrambling on Tuesdays. like NCIS. Even the reruns scheduled to Permalink| Email this| | Comments
prime time schedule. With Big Brother The CBS Tuesday lineup for next follow the three episodes are all strong
coming to an end and Secret Talents Tuesday, therefore, will be NCIS, Shark NCIS, Shark and a CSI: Miami rerun. On support. Will this Tuesday hammock
unable to make it past one episode, the and a rerun of CSI. Then on May 6, it'll be May 13, NCIS, Shark and a Criminal experiment be advantageous to Shark,
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Moonlight: Fated to Pretend -


VIDEO
By Jen Creer (TV Squad)
Submitted at 4/26/2008 6:11:00 AM

Filed under: OpEd, Video, Episode


Reviews, Moonlight, Reality-Free(
S01E13)"Forgive me." Josef to Mick (for
you-know-why)
Whew, boy, a lot going on in this
Battlestar
episode! Mick might have to consider
going to see a shrink for vampires to wrap Galactica: Escape
his mind around all of the whirlwind
changes in just one episode. There was a Velocity - VIDEO
lot to like in this episode-- Mick as he dove By Keith McDuffee (TV Squad)
into a chili dog, Mick eating a strawberry
on the beach, Mick devouring a doughnut, Submitted at 4/25/2008 4:53:00 PM

and we'll talk about more things after the Filed under: Battlestar Galactica, Video,
jump. But there were also some things that sense that our lives are fragile simply Episode Reviews, Reality-Free
just bugged the hell out of me. And I am because we are mortal: We simply have no (S04E04) I went on earlier today about
going to talk about those too. choice. If we thought about it too much, it how a lot of us were cut short in the early
Mick is human now, and it's all the more would cripple us. viewing of tonight's episode, which made
precious because it is fleeting. He doesn't Continue reading Moonlight: Fated to me think perhaps something "big" happens
What's On Tonight: iCarly, take for granted the things that we all do:
orange juice and coffee in the morning,
Pretend - VIDEO
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later that they didn't want revealed early.
With the exception of one "maybe big"
sleeping in beds, mortality. I don't think
Robin Hood, 48 Hours Mystery that most of us walk around with a strong
moment, I can scratch that theory.
I wouldn't exactly call this a throw-away
episode, though with what we saw in the
By Bob Sassone (TV Squad)
Submitted at 4/26/2008 9:05:00 AM
Storm Cell
at 9.
• BBC America has the season premiere
The hat making process on 30 past three episodes it did drag is places.
Continue reading Battlestar Galactica:
Filed under: Programming, What To
Watch Tonight, Reality-Free
of
Robin Hood
Rock revealed Escape Velocity - VIDEO
Permalink| Email this| | Comments
• At 8, FOX has a new at 9, followed by the season premiere of By Allison Waldman (TV Squad)
Cops The Graham Norton Show
Submitted at 4/26/2008 2:01:00 AM
. , with guests Tony Curtis and Kevin
• TLC has a new Bacon. Filed under: 30 Rock, Reality-Free Like
Flip That House • Also at 9: Cartoon Network has two Bob wrote the other day in his TV Squad
at 8, followed by a new new episodes of review, 30 Rock is the kind of show that
Date My House Naruto you have to watch and really pay attention
. , then a new to in order to get all the great lines and
• ABC Family has the new movie Blue Dragon jokes. That includes the lids on Judah
Princess . Friedlander's noggin. At a recent event, a
at 8. • At 10, CBS has a new New York Observer reporter cornered 30
• There's a new 48 Hours Mystery Rock's Frank with a few questions ... all
iCarly . about his hats.
on Nickelodeon at 8. • TLC has a new The baseball caps that Judah wears in
• ESPN2 has the
2008 NFL Draft
at 8.
Moving Up
at 10.
• At 11, FOX has a new
every show -- and you never see him sans-
hat -- are his own creation. It's a shtick that
he began nearly two decades ago. "I've
his hats to the individual episode. Some are
obvious jokes, some are in-jokes, nothing
Tribeca
is accidental or unplanned.
• At 9, FOX has a new
.
America's Most Wanted
Mad TV
, then a new
Talk Show with Spike Feresten
been making my own hats for years. I've
been doing stand-up for 19 years and my
hats have always said world champion in
Continue reading The hat making
process on 30 Rock revealed
Permalink| Email this| | Comments
Review: The
• TruTV has two new episodes of
Missing Persons Unit
at 9.
• Lifetime has the new movie
.
Check your local TV listings for more.
Permalink| Email this| | Comments
some language." See, the joke is that he's
not the world champion of anything. Now,
as one of the writers on TGS, Judah tailors
Objective
Filed under: Action, Drama, Horror, Sci-
By
Fi &Scott Weinberg
Fantasy, Thrillers,(Cinematical)
TRIBECA Tribeca,
page 24 Theatrical
24 Movies* Gossip* Daily -Click and Print- Newspaper
TRIBECA Mariah Carey’s
continued from page 23
Reviews, War agent Ben Keynes has returned to
Live from Tribeca: Start perfomance on GMA
A horror flick that takes place in
Afghanistan in November of 2001?
Intriguing, to be sure, but I'll admit to
being more than a little skeptical as I
Afghanistain after a ten-year absence, and
it's there that he takes charge of a gung-ho,
no-nonsense, bad-ass military unit. Keynes
has a very shady assignment, but his new
Spreading the Reviews ... was a sight to behold
By The Blemish (The Blemish)
By Erik Davis (Cinematical)
walked in to check out Daniel Myrick's charges are on a need-to-know basis ... and Submitted at 4/25/2008 11:20:23 AM
Submitted at 4/26/2008 3:15:00 AM
The Objective. I was half-expecting some suffice it to say that the CIA guy's secret
sort of run-of-the-mill occult thriller that assignment is, well, it's pretty frickin' Filed under: Tribeca, Festival Reports Mariah Carey performed on Good
got mixed with modern warfare ... just weird. On the surface, though, Keynes and Here's the most annoying thing about the Morning America this morning as part of
because it's a topical thing to do. Happily, his new troop must head out into the 2008 Tribeca Film Festival so far (and I their Summer Concert Series and things
those assumptions turned out to be staggeringly unforgiving desert, and it's hate to start off my first "live" post with a went horribly wrong. During her rendition
completely wrong. Since it works much there that their mission goes from complaint, but it must come out): There's a of “Touch My Body”, her backup track
better as a bleak adventure flick and a very mysterious to bad to a whole hell of a lot rule this year that says the press cannot file started too early. Mariah tried to ad lib and
sweaty psychological thriller, it'd probably worse. Suffice to say that something not the review of a world premiere until it's catch up until they fixed it. But, wait. The
be inaccurate to label The Objective as an human is definitely involved, but our screened for the public. This is pretty hijinks didn’t end there. In the middle of
out-and-out horror flick -- but I enjoyed it heroes will have to make it through some ridiculous no matter how you look at it; if the performance her backup singer started
anyway, which means that most of the perfectly mortal enemies before anything, if your film is playing a festival singing her part. Mariah Carey turned
other genre fans probably will too. Heck, discovering any secrets. alongside hundreds of other films, you around and sang “stop singing my part
how often do you get to check out a movie Continue reading Tribeca Review: The kinda want to take a chance on an early now baby” to the girl. Also, I’m pretty sure
described as a wartime horror thriller sci-fi Objective Permalink| Email this| review in order to get people to come to after the show, Mariah Carey had to “slap
adventure drama? Comments the screenings. Not only regular a ho.” Not sure what that means, but it
Without spoiling anything, here's the moviegoers, but buyers too. Sure, a bad doesn’t sound too pleasant for that backup
gist: On the hunt for a contact who will hella beautiful in NYC (we're talking singer.
review may screw you if it comes out prior sunny and 80 degrees), so EVERYONE is
direct him toward some "WMDs," CIA to the film screening, but regardless that Bonus video: Mariah Carey giving Diane
outside. This makes it harder to do Sawyer some ‘tude.
same bad review will turn up eventually -- anything, let alone manage 4 different lines
so does it really matter when it hits? Related posts
full of people with either a ticket or one of • Mariah Carey good at hiding things
Additionally, it stinks for us because we several multi-colored badges. "Are you a
have to set up a whole system to make sure (2)
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reviews don't accidentally get published you even have a badge? Who has a
before the first public screening. We have (0)
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because, well, as moronic as this rule is, (0)
with a splash of lemon badge!" • Mariah Carey wants a cool voice
it's still a rule. And we here at Cinematical Ah, Tribeca -- I love ya! If you were a
follow rules. That being said, I am having synthesizer
normal festival, it wouldn't be set in New (2)
a good time so far, though the screenings York City.
have been hectic and a bit mis-managed. • In other news
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It's hard, though, since it just NOW got

Tribeca Review: Trucker


By Erik Davis (Cinematical) appearing in films like Mission Impossible truck driver with one helluva edge -- not to stepmother (Joey Lauren Adams) when
Submitted at 4/26/2008 7:02:00 AM
III, Gone Baby Gone, The Bourne mention a knack for drinking lots of hard colon cancer forces the kid's dad
Supremacy, The Heartbreak Kid and the liquor and taking part in more than a few (Benjamin Bratt) into the hospital. These
Filed under: Drama, Tribeca, Theatrical soon-to-be-released Made of Honor. She's unhealthy one-night-stands. She's a selfish two, mother and son, don't care for one
Reviews got a great, girl-next-door quality about woman with not many friends; she knows another, nor are they interested in getting
I was completely honest with actress her, but is she memorable? The good news just what she needs to keep on truckin', and better acquainted. He needs a place to
Michelle Monaghan yesterday when I told here is that Monaghan finally delivered the she knows just how to get it. Thing is, crash for three weeks, and she needs to
her, right at the beginning of a one-on-one sort of performance I've known was you'll never see her give anything back. find a way to let that happen.
interview, that I'd been waiting a long time trapped somewhere inside her, hidden These personality traits become a problem Continue reading Tribeca Review:
to watch her come alive in a role. In her behind a variety of big, flashy Hollywood when Diane's 11-year-old estranged son ( Trucker Permalink| Email this| Comments
relatively short career, Monaghan has films. Make no mistake, this is her film. you to see it? Jimmy Bennett) shows up on her doorstep
already racked up quite the resume -- She owns it. But is that enough to convince In Trucker, she plays Diane, a female one day -- brought by his soon-to-be
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Snoop Dogg and
Action and Adventure Willie Nelson Perform
Heads for Martin Luther in Amsterdam
By Hollywood Grind
By Monika Bartyzel (Cinematical) Submitted at 4/26/2008 7:37:32 PM
Submitted at 4/26/2008 11:32:00 AM
Snoop Dogg and living legend Willie
Filed under: Action, Thrillers, Deals, Nelson have combined their bags of weed
Scripts, Religious We get action-adventure to delight an audience with a mix of rap
thrillers all the time, and sometimes, they and country. Snoop and Willie performed
even dip back into history a little bit. But Super Man, live at the Melkweg in
how often do they go really back? I'm not Amsterdam, on April 21, 2008. The video
talking BC-times, but rather, to the is black until about 30 seconds into it. This
Renaissance era? Variety reports that is historic, and totally an unrehearsed live
Phoenix Pictures has nabbed a spec script performance. INCREDIBLE!!!
by Javier Rodriguez called The Heretic, Willie even let it slip that he recorded a
which they are fast-tracking for our eager, song with Snoop that will be on his new
moviegoer eyes. album.
The film focuses on "a fallen priest- © Copyright HollywoodGrind.com 2006-
turned-hitman sent by a rogue archbishop 2008. All Rights Reserved. Related posts:
to assassinate Martin Luther, only to • Snoop Dogg Ban Lifted
discover that not everyone is telling the maybe Russian-like with poison or • Snoop Dogg in German
truth." What? Old religious officials not something. • Snoop Dogg One Stop Shopping

Tribeca Interview: 'Bart telling the truth? That's crazy talk. I don't
know why, but something about religious
hitmen and rogue archbishops is sounding
Phoenix is looking to start production by
the first quarter, so we should get more
news on the project relatively soon. In the
• David Beckham Gives Snoop Dog
Soccer Lessons
• Snoop Dogg Gets Reality Show -

Got a Room' Writer- damn irresistible to me. I keep thinking of


films like Grosse Pointe Blank, Pulp
Fiction, and Leon, but in Renaissance garb
and surrounded by crosses. And just how
meantime, who would you cast in a film
like this? We all know the usual action-
thriller stars, but which of them could pull
Fatherhood

Director, Brian Hecker do you be a hitman way back then? It's not
like you just sit in the shadows with a
fancy gun and wait for your target to
off the hitman aspect, the religious flavor,
and the historical, Renaissance context?
Permalink| Email this| Comments
By Erik Davis (Cinematical) my life growing up as a real nerd in South
Florida. Of course, elements are stretched appear. They'd have to be more tricky --
Submitted at 4/26/2008 10:02:00 AM
for comedic purposes, but the essence of it
Filed under: Comedy, Tribeca, Festival
Reports, Interviews
Pictured: Bart Got a Room writer-
is painfully close to home.
Cinematical: Why do teenagers care so
much about what other teenagers are
Tribeca Review: The Wild Man of the
director Brian Hecker with William H.
Macy
The 2008 Tribeca Film Festival has
doing?
BH: I don't think it's just teenagers. In
our society, most people think about or
Navidad
By Scott Weinberg (Cinematical) beast roaming his acreage. But when Dale
already produced its first little gem in Bart worry about what other people are doing in loses his job, he's forced to open up his
Got a Room, a charming teen sex comedy relation to themselves. It's the cause of Submitted at 4/26/2008 5:32:00 AM
land for deer hunting, despite the fact that
set in the vibrant, pastel-colored retirement most people's suffering, and it's quite Filed under: Horror, Thrillers, Tribeca he KNOWS there's a ravenous man-beast
communities of South Florida. Cinematical stupid and unnecessary when you start Now here's an intentionally grungy and roaming his acreage. Toss in a few
had a chance to conduct an email interview examining why we do this. High school is effectively low-budget horror flick that subplots about moonshine, spooky legends,
with writer-director Brian Hecker prior to a place where you're stuck with the same actually feels like it's been hidden in a and creepy perversions, and you've got a
Bart's premiere at the festival, and it went small group of people year after year, so vault for the last thirty years. Allegedly flick that would probably make for a good
something like this: it's most apparent in this environment. based on some actual documented events double feature with Sasquatch or The
Cinematical: A film like Bart Got a Continue reading Tribeca Interview: that took place deep inside Texas during Legend of Boggy Creek. (If you remember
Room has "personal story" written all over 'Bart Got a Room' Writer-Director, Brian the 1970s, The Wild Man of the Navidad is either of those movies, then you'll probably
it. How close is this film to your own life Hecker Permalink| Email this| Comments certainly nothing new under the horror sun, dig this one.)
growing up? but it's an admirably rustic, respectably Rogers, who putters around in Sublime, Continue reading Tribeca Review: The
Brian Hecker: The film is very close to presented, and (eventually) rather spirited Texas, as a welder of some sort. Poor Dale Wild Man of the Navidad Permalink|
little terror tale. has a very sick wife, a rather twisted best Email this| Comments
Our semi-hero is a misfit named Dale friend/roommate, and a ravenous man-
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'Speed 3': The Non- Check Out the DVD Cover


Existent Sequel Nobody of 'Lost Boys 2'
By Eric D. Snider (Cinematical)
Wants Submitted at 4/26/2008 4:02:00 AM

Filed under: Horror, New Releases,


By Eric Kohn (Cinematical)
Warner Brothers, Fandom You know how
Submitted at 4/26/2008 1:02:00 PM
you've been really, excited about the Lost
Filed under: RumorMonger, Fandom, Boys sequel? OK, just pretend you have
Images If the rumors circulating yesterday been. Seriously, go along with me here. It's
about a third Speed movie were true, the called Lost Boys: The Tribe, and some of
glut of Hollywood product would surely the various Coreys who were in the 1987
have reached a breaking point. It's not that original will appear in it, alongside
another sequel to this maligned action younger, hotter actors like Tad
franchise would necessarily suck. Almost a Hilgenbrinck and Autumn Reeser. Warner
year ago, Dennis Hopper hinted that he Premiere is sending it straight to DVD and
might have some sort of role in an Blu-Ray this summer, and the folks over at
upcoming Speed movie, an appearance that Bloody Disgusting have the cover art, a bit
could single-handedly elevate the thing to of which I've sampled here.
Yep, sure enough: That's a DVD cover, who move into a new town to visit their
realm of brilliant camp (it would make a enough to back such a bad idea--but also, relatives and find themselves caught up
fine relative of Leprechaun 4: In Space). all right. The Angus Sutherland referenced
in a backwards sort of way, a bit of a is indeed related to Kiefer (they're half- with a bunch of bloodsuckers.... I really
There's a distinction worth making, letdown. Imagine what a brilliant like the script because of the fact that it is
however, between camp and crap ... and a brothers). Why there's a guy on a
Speed movie set in space probably falls
catastrophe this thing could be. A rocky
voyage to the stars where the only means
motorcycle, I don't know. Why not, I very close and very true to the structure of
the original film." I take this to mean that,
New 'Wanted' Teaser
guess?
into the latter category. That's exactly what
this placeholder suggests, offering the
of survival is lightspeed ahead! Keanu If you were worried that this sequel like most DVD sequels, it will be the exact Poster -- Angelina
Reeves didn't bother showing up for Speed same story as the original, but with
image of a troubled Sandra Bullock 2: Cruise Control, and you can imagine
might deviate in some way from the cult-
favorite original, rest easy. Corey Feldman different actors. But hey, Coreys! Squeeee! Makes Guns Look Good.
peering out the window of a rocketship that he'd bail on this one, too. Somebody Permalink| Email this| Comments
above the guffaw-worthy title Speed: told MTV News: "Once again, you have a By Elisabeth Rappe (Cinematical)
get Han Solo on the line. Read| Read| fish-out-of-water story of two young folks
Ignition. Right. Permalink| Email this| Comments Submitted at 4/26/2008 2:32:00 AM
Slashfilm did some homework and
figured out that the site is a fake, which is Filed under: Action, Sci-Fi & Fantasy,
a relief--because no studio would be crazy Thrillers, Universal, Angelina Jolie, Movie
Marketing, Comic/Superhero/Geek,

Ebertfest 2008 -- Gangsters, Devil Worship, Organic Farming Images, Posters


Cast Angelina Jolie in your movie, and
everything post production becomes that
and Ritual Suicide much easier. No one photographs better
than this woman -- and certainly no one
looks more sexy with a gun.
By Kim Voynar (Cinematical) almost as difficult as finding parking in throughout the day, I kept hearing fest This new teaser poster comes by way of
Submitted at 4/26/2008 8:32:00 AM
New York City -- okay, not quite, but it is folks talking about this film and how much Ain't It Cool News, where you can get a
a bit of a challenge) the screening had they loved it, and I'm glad Roger added it high-resolution version. I do love the way
Filed under: Independent, Theatrical started already. to this year's program. her tattoo blends into her customized gun.
Reviews, Festival Reports, Other Festivals Fortunately, I've seen the film already on Continue reading Ebertfest 2008 -- Not even Lara Croft has guns that fancy.
I missed out on the first film of a screener, and though I would have liked Gangsters, Devil Worship, Organic The movie could be crap (though Erik
yesterday's slate, Shotgun Stories by Jeff to have seen it on a big screen, I can tell Farming and Ritual Suicide Permalink| Davis liked what he saw of it, AICN's
Nichols, because I wanted to get my first you that this tale of brothers in rural Email this| Comments Quint did too), but I do love a stylish
dispatch up before I left the hotel for the Arkansas coming to terms with the death Independent Spirit Award it won earlier action chick. Just because you're an
day. By the time I made it over to the of their abusive father is an excellent little this year. Hanging out outside the theater assassin doesn't mean you can't
Virginia Theater and found parking (a feat indie film, and very deserving of the accessorize!
Wanted opens June 27th, 2008. What do
you think of this one? Is it on your summer
radar?
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Amy Winehouse Released from Jail Benji Madden is a killer


By The Blemish (The Blemish) Maybe a fat guy just stepped on his foot
By Hollywood Grind drinking again right after her meeting with and he thought it was the car because he’s
Submitted at 4/26/2008 5:06:58 PM
attorneys. That evening Amy went Submitted at 4/25/2008 11:40:43 AM
a pansy. Nevertheless, the concern from
drinking at the Good Mixer pub, and go Benji Madden ran over a paparazzo’s foot his fellow paparazzi was touching. “Don’t
Amy Winehouse was due to be released thrown out of the Made in Brasil bar at last night as he and Paris Hilton were worry about him. Don’t worry about him.”
at midnight after being arrested yesterday, around 12:30 am. leaving the Foxtail nightclub. In the video, Paris Involved in Another Hit and
but instead she spent the night in jail. A The next morning Amy skipped Blake photographers can be seen surrounding Run[TMZ] Related posts
doctor had to be called in to evaluate Amy, Fielder-Civil’s court hearing. Amy then Benji’s car when all of a sudden a • In other news
and he declared she was "unfit to be picked up her goddaughter from school. womanly scream pierced the night air. (0)
interviewed." Which means she was too Good thing Amy has a driver. Later that Benji checked out the damage, concluded • Lindsay Lohan is retarded
high and drunk to be interviewed. Once day, and still drunk, Amy finally arrived at his wheel was just fine and drove off. The (0)
she slept off her bender in the drunk tank, the police station where a doctor declared photog went to the L.A. Sheriff’s • Jessica Alba forced Paris out
police questioned Amy, she apologized, her "unfit to be interviewed." Department to file a hit and run report. (2)
and she was "cautioned for common What a mess! Anyone want to make bets It’ll be shocking if the sheriff did • Paris Hilton threw herself a party
assault." Police said no charges would be on when Amy will end up dead, in jail, or anything but laugh at him. He should stop (1)
filed, and she was released. That’s no way both at the same time? being a baby. The car wasn’t even going • Lindsay and Paris fight for relevancy
to stop a one woman crime spree like © Copyright HollywoodGrind.com 2006- fast and he still stood in front of it. In fact, (2)
Amy. 2008. All Rights Reserved. Related posts: it’s hard to tell if the car is even moving.
Amy did a lot before she finally went to • Miranda Lambert Accuser Charged
the police station to be interviewed on Instead
Friday evening about two assaults she • Amy Winehouse Cheating on Blake
committed. On Monday Amy told Blake Amy then went on a drinking and drug • Lalaine Vergara Paras Busted for
their marriage was over, and she met with spree, during which she got so out-of- Crystal Meth
advisors in an effort to protect her fortune control she committed not one but two • Amy Winehouse Arrested
in a divorce. Earlier in the week Blake’s assaults, even head butting one guy. She’s • Amy Winehouse Meets with Police
mother, Georgette Civil, said, "Her brutal.
(Amy’s) behaviour has spiralled out of On Thursday evening Amy consulted
control. She’s made a complete fool of attorneys on what to say and do regarding
herself and I hope my son divorces her." the assault investigation. Amy went out

Spencer Pratt Claims Lauren Conrad Intimate Tape is


Heather Locklear was
REAL at the beach
By Hollywood Grind Conrad. From what I hear the tape does exists,
Heidi Montag who was also on the show and someday it will come out. Note: There By The Blemish (The Blemish)
Submitted at 4/26/2008 6:11:09 PM
with Pratt, also confirmed the tape’s is a poll embedded within this post, please Submitted at 4/25/2008 10:43:15 AM
Spencer Pratt will appear on The Tyra existence, saying: visit the site to participate in this post's
Banks Show, which will air Tuesday, "The tape is not a rumor. From what I poll. Heather Locklear made a trip to the beach
claiming once again that Lauren Conrad have heard, from confirmed sources, her ex © Copyright HollywoodGrind.com 2006- and looked pretty good for being in her
did indeed make an intimate tape with ex -boyfriend was going around trying to sell 2008. All Rights Reserved. Related posts: 50’s… 70’s? More often than not, people
boyfriend Jason Wahler. Pratt said: it." • Heidi Montag Raps on TRL her age sit at home and quietly wait for
"I know for 100% fact it did exist, Tyra asked how Montag could know the • Shauna Sand Endorses John McCain death. Not Heather though. She laughs in
1000%!" tape existed if she hasn’t seen the tape, and • Heidi Montag No More the face of death. Ha ha death. You suck.
Pratt was then asked if he had ever seen Montag said: • Showbiz Tonight Exposes Famous for Related posts
the tape, and he said: "Well, I mean, I am not sure she has it Nothing Stars • Heather Locklear is tantalizing
"I would never watch that. I would rather anymore, but from what I’ve heard. I am • Heidi Montag and Britney Spears Sing a (2)
throw up, but I know for a fact, and I not really allowed to elaborate." Duet • Heather Locklear does the beach
would take a lie detector test." Not allowed to elaborate? Why not? would make an intimate tape, and Wahler (0)
Wouldn’t watch it? Why, is he gay? Who’s stopping you? I’m not sure I would definitely try to sell it.
Everyone involved should take a lie believe these two, even though I In April 2007, Conrad told Us magazine.
detector, including Pratt, Wahler, and completely believe Wahler and Conrad "There is no sex tape that exists."
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Police apprehend
London’s most wanted,
Amy Winehouse
By The Blemish (The Blemish)
Submitted at 4/25/2008 4:21:01 PM

Amy Winehouse made headlines again


yesterday by headbutting a guy trying to
help her into a cab. Amy promised to turn

Stuff you probably don’t care herself in to be questioned about the


incident, but she went to visit her
goddaughter instead.
Afternoon time wasters about That probably wasn’t the smartest thing
to do because today the 24-year-old
By The Blemish (The Blemish) • Dlisted singer/songwriter/billy goat was “ arrested
By The Blemish (The Blemish) apprentice show is a bad idea. Fools. on suspicion of assault after attending a
Submitted at 4/25/2008 12:42:59 PM
: Chloe Lattanzi is a freak This week in reader’s comments…
• SOW Submitted at 4/25/2008 4:45:55 PM central London police station by
From Paris gave me herpes on“Paris appointment.” However, doctors deemed
• Drunken Stepfather : Angelina Jolie shows some color “Harold and Kumar” over “The Hilton is a moron”: I hope the Russian
: Jodie Marsh’s stupid tits are partying • College Humor her unfit to be interviewed.
Forbidden Kingdom”: Everyone likes Mafia hunts her down and slips a little Presumably, police will have to wait
• Bossip : Could this be the cutest thing ever? martial arts movies, but even more people radioactive isotopes into her vodka.
: Michael Jackson has sworn off Cuter than me? until the doctor comes back and deems her
like movies about potheads and White From capt. cornhole on “ He’s Back“: fit enough to be questioned. A very
women… • Jezebel Castle. Do you think he can still smell the shit on
• Bastardly : Madonna appreciates people being unlikely scenario. You’d have a better
Mariah Carey is important: To promote his finger from having up his ass? Related chance asking a poo flinging monkey what
: Megan Fox gets ready for a photo shoot cynical her new album, the lights of the Empire posts
• Celebitchy Related posts happened. At least with him, he’ll scratch
State Building have been changed to • I Am Legend alternate ending and time his head and point to a banana. With Amy,
: Kelly LeBrock lost 12 lbs in 3 weeks • Haha, Paris ate it and morning time lavender, pink and white making it the wasters
with chocolate, cake and cheese wasters she’ll most likely be high and say
gayest building in all of New York. (0) something unintelligible like
• Celebslam (0) Jamie Lynn endangers her unborn fetus: • Morning news
: Raven-Symone is hungry • Britney killed herself and time wasters “Mmmglllrk.” What was that Amy? Were
Jamie Lynn Spears forgot to wear her seat (0) you answering the question or drowning?
• Asylum (0) belt. In the South, they call this “hoping for • News to know for the weekend
: Copper nabbed for molesting a cow • It’s almost the weekend so waste time Related posts
a cheap abortion.” Just kidding. It would (0) • Amy didn’t always used to look like this
• CoEd with these probably cost a fortune to fix her car and • Time wasters
: 6 things that suck about Coachella (0) (4)
insurance would be through the roof. (0) • Amy Winehouse says drugs are bad
• Yeeeah • In other news O.J. will not be celebrity apprentice: • Tom Cruise iz a Nazi
: Jada Pinkett Smith has a mullet (0) (0)
Apparently people think putting a man (0) • She put it out on her face
• ASL • Morning time wasters accused of double murder on a cutthroat
: Someone was stupid enough to cheat on (0) (2)
Carrie Underwood • Amy Winehouse is a freak
(8)
• Amy Winehouse is a great performer
(2)
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James Brown Family Feud Heats Up


By Hollywood Grind Complicating things further for Hynie,
Submitted at 4/26/2008 7:01:59 PM
Brown’s longtime friend Andre White told
The Augusta Chronicle last month, that he
The James Brown family heirs are still knew Brown had a vasectomy, saying:
feuding over his estate. Trustees handling "It was just common knowledge among
the estate took Tomi Rae Hynie to court all his friends."
over her claim that her 6 year-old son is a The truth is in the DNA.
son and heir of Brown. A south Carolin Hynie is hoping the boy really is
judge handling the case has ordered Hynie Brown’s son, otherwise she’ll be paying
to provide a DNA test supporting her claim back the social security and insurance
the boy is indeed Brown’s biological child. benefits. If the DNA test proves the boy
Hynie’s lawyer claims the boy has been isn’t Brown’s son, will she tell the boy
receiving social security and insurance who his real father is?
benefits since Brown’s death. The lawyer He talks lovingly of his child. So all © Copyright HollywoodGrind.com 2006-
added: indications are this is the son of James 2008. All Rights Reserved. Related posts:
"Clearly, James Brown has held up this Brown.” • No related posts.
child to be his son. We have writings that We’ll see if the DNA test also supports
he has signed indicating that this is his son. those claims.

G.I. Joe Accident on the Set


By Hollywood Grind G.I. Joe accident.
Submitted at 4/26/2008 9:57:06 PM
There needs to be better coordination on
the set, and even better stunt planning and
Last week the new James Bond film choreography. Being in the movies can be
Quantum of Solace had filming production dangerous.
suspended after two serious accidents © Copyright HollywoodGrind.com 2006-
occurred in Italy involving two stunt men, 2008. All Rights Reserved. Related posts:
pictured above, one of which had serious • HG Loves China
head injuries, and is fighting for his life in • Chris Tucker is a Daddy
a hospital. • William Hung Retires to Teach
Today SEVEN people were injured in a • Fill in the Blank
collision between a bus and several cars In April 2002, a stunt man from the • Chorus Class Can be Fun
during the filming of G.I. Joe in the center United States was killed in Prague during
Amy Winehouse is rich of Prauge. It appeared an all-wheel-drive
vehicle hit the bus after having brake
the filming of the Rob Cohen action film
Triple X.
By The Blemish (The Blemish) just as much as coke. Given the choice problems. Only minor injuries were reported in the
between coke and breathing. Amy would
Submitted at 4/25/2008 10:01:45 AM

Even though Amy Winehouse’s fortune is


choose coke. If you told her her parents
died and that, “by the way, you can’t do
Phil Collins Retires from Music
valued at $20 million and has made the list anymore coke,” Amy would start crying By Hollywood Grind It seems like Collins had already retired.
of music millionaires, she may never reach and ask you “what did coke ever do to you, Submitted at 4/26/2008 5:33:03 PM
No one was expecting him to tour, or put
the Paul McCartney status. She may not you monster.” In conclusion, Amy out anymore albums anyway, so why even
even have a new album coming out Winehouse is a retard who doesn’t deserve At the age of 57 Phil Collins announced go to the trouble of announcing his
anytime soon. Her affinity for cocaine has $20 million. Related posts he has retired from music. He notes he retirement?
seemed to halt her music career as her • Amy Winehouse smokes crack on tape completed his reunion tour with his former © Copyright HollywoodGrind.com 2006-
label is rumored to have refused to release (3) band Genesis, and he will be neither 2008. All Rights Reserved. Related posts:
her album until she cleans up her image. • Amy Winehouse went to rehab touring again, or releasing any further • HG Loves China
“Winning Grammys have given her a (1) albums. • Chris Tucker is a Daddy
really good profile in the United States. • Amy Winehouse is infected In his free time he plans to collect Davy Crockett." Sounds boring, unless • William Hung Retires to Teach
She has such a smooth voice but let’s hope (0) memorabilia from the Battle of the Alamo. you’ve got literally nothing more exciting • Fill in the Blank
she doesn’t blow it all,” Sunday Times • She put it out on her face Collins said, "It’s not that unusual for a going on in your life. • Chorus Class Can be Fun
Rich List editor Philip Beresford said as (2) man of my age who grew up reading about
the latest millionaire tables were published. • Boing!
Amy Winehouse loves coke. More than (4)
anything. Even money. Unless the money
can be used to buy coke, then she loves it
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Lily Allen’s oral


skills are unmatched
in London
By The Blemish (The Blemish)
Submitted at 4/25/2008 8:32:53 AM

Outside of the over-hyped restaurant,


Nobu, Lily Allen asked photographers if
they knew what she had a “really good
mouth for.” Sensing paparazzi were
befuddled as to what it was, Lily bragged
Morning time wasters that she gave really good head. The “best
in London.” To prove her claims, Lily
By The Blemish (The Blemish) • INO Allen attempted to blow me. I told her I
: Too much pressure in Hollywood for had a headache and wasn’t feeling it, but
Submitted at 4/25/2008 9:12:47 AM being the nice guy that I am, I let her do it
men?
• Pajiba • Double Viking anyway. The consensus? Meh, it was
: Pathology - All I know is I saw a lot of : Lady kicks horse in the penis alright. Related posts
boobies in the trailer Related posts • Lily Allen also pregnant

So is he gay or what? • Hollywood Rag


: Lauren Conrad’s cleavage club
• UseMyComputer
• Afternoon time wasters
(2)
• In other news
(0)
• Lily Allen had a miscarriage
(2)
By The Blemish (The Blemish) because they all know this dude is full on • America bans Lily Allen
gay. If shoving phallic vegetables into your : Elizabeth Jagger looking modely (3)
Submitted at 4/25/2008 9:00:22 AM • Hollywood Tuna • Morning news (1)
anus was an Olympic sport, Clay Aiken • Lily Allen hid in a plastic bag
Clay Aiken says that no one cares about would be a gold medalist and be known as : Neve Campbell goes nude again (0)
• WIMB • Late morning news roundup (4)
his sexuality besides the media. While on a the best vegetable-up-ass shover of our • Lily Allen likes it up the butt
promotional appearance for his album and time. He would be praised for his speed, : Kim Kardashian reaches for water the (0)
hard way • Fergie sucks and morning time wasters (4)
Broadway show, he told The Billy Bush agility and his ability to “take it without
Show, lube.” Related posts • Celebparasite (0)
“I think for the most part, people don’t • Finish this: Clay Aiken has never : Denise Richards: Cougar?
want to have that type of stuff pushed, (1)
people who are living in Omaha or in • Clay Aiken is inconsiderate Miley Cyrus Kissing Thomas Sturges
Charlotte or wherever,” he said. “They (0) By Hollywood Grind © Copyright HollywoodGrind.com 2006-
don’t want stuff like that pushed in their • Clay Aiken is what? 2008. All Rights Reserved. Related posts:
face, I don’t think that’s necessary and (5) Submitted at 4/26/2008 4:24:02 PM
• Bill O’Reilly Slams Miley Cyrus
that’s also not what I’m here for. I mean I • Clay Aiken is a douche Even more pictures are surfacing of • Miley Cyrus Signs Seven Figure Book
went on ‘Idol’ to be a singer, I went on (0) Miley Cyrus doing naughty things. This Deal
‘Idol’ to be an entertainer and that’s what • In other news time Miley is kissing Thomas Sturges. • Miley Cyrus Slut Pictures Round Two
my priority is.” (0) She’s only 15 years-old right now, so we • Miley Cyrus has More Slut Pictures
For the most part he’s right. No one cares A little over 2 years to go, and counting
don’t want her making any tapes until after down. • Miley Cyrus Wants Peace
she turns 18, otherwise we can’t post them.
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This Week's Best Posts


[Highlights]
(Lifehacker) "If that big ol' bump on your butt is
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giving you back problems, it's time to
reorganize your wallet."
It's Friday and we're in love—with • Do You Delete or Archive More Gmail
stopping this productivity madness and Messages?
enjoying the weekend! Before you do, get "Ever since they launched it without a
a load of our most popular posts this week. Delete button, the folks at Google have
(Remember, if Lifehacker's post volume is been trying to convince Gmail users to
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high-quality top stories feed.) Way
• Easy Ways to Go Green with Your "Free PC tweaking utility RegToy
Computer exposes all sorts of Windows settings that
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panels or get a new Prius this Earth Day, to get to."
but there is one place you can go green • SuperMemo Helps You Remember
without spending an arm and a leg or Everything Before You Forget
radically changing your lifestyle: your "Windows only: Remember everything
computer." you've learned using spaced repetition with
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"You already love the one-stop • Best Contact Management Applications
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Should Microsoft Extend XP's Life? [Reader Poll] Windows only: Freeware application
bitRipper provides no-hassle, one-click
By Adam Pash (Lifehacker) sold in stores). Vista's been out in the wild it, so we want to know where you stand on around for purchase, so us Windows users conversions from DVDs straight to AVI
Submitted at 4/26/2008 8:00:00 AM
for a solid year now, but even so, more the issue. may have to get used to Vista, for better or video files. Until recently a commercial
users than Microsoft could ever have Gawker Media polls require Javascript; if worse. Let's hear your reasoning for or program, bitRipper handles the decryption
Both Windows users in love with XP and intended still aren't ready or willing to you're viewing this in an RSS reader, click against the Vista takeover in the and encoding of the DVD video in one fell
those in hate with Vista continue to cry out trade in XP for the shinier, debatably through to view in your Javascript-enabled comments. swoop, emphasizing a very simple one-
to Microsoft for clemency, hoping that XP improved upgrade to the Windows line. web browser. click process (though you can set more
might be spared from the chopping block We consider Lifehacker readers to be very Calls for mercy aside, right now it's
come June 30th (the last day XP will be willing adopters when an upgrade is worth looking very unlikely that XP will stick
BITRIPPER page 32
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Speed Up Ubuntu Updates with a BITRIPPER


continued from page 31

Mirror Server [Bandwidth] advanced options if you like). The on-the-


fly encryption and encoding means
By Kevin Purdy (Lifehacker) Mirrors" list for a location near you, copy bitRipper also works very quickly. The
the "http://" or "ftp://" line, and then head downside: bitRipper does not support
Submitted at 4/26/2008 2:00:00 AM
to your system's sources list, found in filetypes other than AVI, which means
As anyone trying to download or upgrade /etc/apt/sources.list. Make a backup copy, you'll want to stick with previously
the latest version of Ubuntu likely found, and then replace all instances of mentioned HandBrake when you're ready
the servers at Ubuntu can get pretty http://us.archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu with to rip a DVD for your iPod. If you give it a
overwhelmed, especially on new release your mirror server line, and you should try, let's hear how you like it in the
days. The (unofficial) Ubuntu Blog points notice faster response times when updating comments. While you're beefing up your
out a list of mirror sites you can use to or downloading new packages. DVD-ripping toolbet, check out the five
speed up your software updates and avoid 22x Faster Upgrade[Ubuntu Blog] best DVD ripping tools.
strained servers. Look through the "Mirror- bitRipper[via FreewareGenius]

De-Clump Sugar with a Slice of Bread


[Household]
By Gina Trapani (Lifehacker) container on the sugar. Seal the container
Submitted at 4/26/2008 5:00:00 AM
tightly and microwave for 15 seconds. The
moisture from the bread will raise the
You're about to do some weekend baking pressure in the container and the steam will
and pull out the container of brown sugar soften the sugar and you can now easily
only to find it's dried into a collection of
hard clumps. The LifeSpy blog says you
work on the clumps. A slice of bread can
also keep cookies fresh, too. Thanks, Palmiers (Elephant Ears)
can use a slice of bread to soften it up Jason! By Garrett McCord and sugar. Bake. Done. Class dismissed.
again. How to Soften Brown Sugar This cookie, due to its simplicity, pairs
Submitted at 4/23/2008 6:22:13 AM
Place the sugar in a microwavable Clumps[LifeSpy] well with many other desserts or after
container and place a slice of bread in the Please welcome guest author Garrett dinner espresso, coffee, and tea. Yet at the
McCord of Vanilla Garlic who shares his same time the simple addition of spices
Kohlrabi dead-easy palmiers cookie recipe with us.
~Elise
Sometimes I just want a quick cookie.
such as nutmeg, cinnamon, cardamom or
vanilla sugar can make this a very fragrant
way to end a meal. The palmier can also be
By Elise Something simple, yet flashy, with very reworked into a great savory appetizer if
Submitted at 4/23/2008 6:22:13 AM little work on my part. A quick rendezvous you want; instead of using sugar and
Have you ever eaten a kohlrabi? These in the kitchen with near instant cookie spices, replace the sugar with grated
little sputnik-shaped vegetables come in gratification. Parmesan and roll into it a very thin layer
green or purple, can be eaten raw or The answer to this cookie conundrum is of pesto.
the palmier, or elephant ear cookie. A Continue reading "Palmiers (Elephant
cooked, and taste a lot like broccoli stems. simple French classic, and even though it's
The word kohlrabi is German for cabbage Ears)" »
turnip (kohl as in cole-slaw, and rübe for French don't let that scare you. Puff pastry
turnip) though kohlrabi is more related to
cabbage and cauliflower than to root
vegetables. We usually eat them raw, just
peeled, sliced and added to a salad, but
they are also delicious cooked and are kohlrabi fritter from Rosa Jackson's Edible Kohlrabi and squash empanadas from
often used in Indian cuisine. Adventures Straight from the Farm
If you come by some kohlrabi and are Kohlrabi and apple slaw from A Veggie Fennel and kohlrabi salad from Food
wondering what to make with them, we Venture Stories
have a kohlrabi ham bake here on Simply Roasted kohlrabi from A Veggie Venture Kohlrabi remoulade from Nourish Me
Recipes and the following are several Puréed kohlrabi from Farmgirl Fare Quick kohlrabi pickles from Restaurant
enticing ideas from other food blogs: Spicy kohlrabi sukke from Aayi's Widow
Kohlrabi Kalan with coconut and chiles, Recipes
from My Cookbook Kohlrabi curry from Cook's Hideout
Celeriac and kohlrabi rosti an Indian
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Curried Potato
and Vegetable
Soup
By Elise
Submitted at 4/24/2008 1:56:55 AM

In honor of my friend Barbara and her


efforts with the food blogger Taste of
Yellow event raising awareness for Lance
Chorizo and Eggs Rice Pudding Armstrong's LiveSTRONG Day, I set out
to make a vibrant, yellow soup. This
By Elise or Mexican sausage scrambled up with By Elise whole life, but dad's method has never curried potato soup is filled with Yukon
eggs. I didn't even know that chorizo was Submitted at 4/26/2008 9:55:56 PM
appealed to me that much, so boiling or Gold yellow potatoes, cauliflower, yellow
Submitted at 4/26/2008 9:55:02 PM
the name of the sausage and not the dish baking it would have to be. The first recipe bell peppers, yellow onions, corn, and
Growing up, we had some of the standard until I was in my twenties. What is "Rice pudding is how God intended us to I tried called for 3/4 cup of heavy cream yellow summer squash. Can one possibly
American foods for breakfast - cream o' chorizo? A spicy pork sausage. While the eat rice," my father announced when I for a recipe that only served 2 people. get more yellow than that? Wait, the butter
wheat, oatmeal, waffles, fried eggs, Spanish version is usually spiced with mentioned I was thinking about making Yikes! Too rich, couldn't eat it. (Ever is yellow too, and turmeric stains
pancakes (no sugar coated cereals in this paprika and garlic, Mexican chorizo is some. Well that settled it, rice pudding it notice that recipes 20 years and older can everything it touches yellow. This recipe
household!) - and a couple things I never spiced with chile peppers. I've seen chorizo would be. With a little investigation, I be a bit heavy on the cream and butter?) A uses a couple summer seasonal ingredients
saw in any of my friends' homes - huevos, served in Mexican restaurants most often found that there are two basic ways to couple of adjustments later, I settled on - the corn and squash - but you could
and my favorite chorizo with eggs. My as a side sausage, like bacon. We cook make rice pudding - baking or boiling. this recipe, using the boiling method. It is easily substitute a sweet potato (put it in
mother is hispanic by ancestry and looks, ours up with the eggs and add some raisins Then there is my dad's way, which is take especially tasty with raisins. early with the Yukon Golds).
and even though she doesn't speak a drop as well, the sweetness of which provides some cold white rice, add some cream, Continue reading "Rice Pudding" » My mother and I both loved it, especially
of Spanish she still cooks what she was some balance to the spicy chile in the sugar, and cinnamon. Mix and eat. Dad has with some cilantro mixed in. My father
taught by her mother, grandmother and chorizo. been making rice pudding this way my doesn't like curry so his vote doesn't count.
relatives, growing up in Tucson, Arizona. Continue reading "Chorizo and Eggs" » Continue reading "Curried Potato and
Thus we alone on our block had chorizo, Vegetable Soup" »

Spaghetti and Meatballs


By Elise spaghetti and meatballs recipe was given to
Submitted at 4/23/2008 6:22:13 AM
us by Rick Mindermann, of our local
Italian grocery store Corti Brothers. Rick is
Spaghetti and meatballs, what's there not one of these walking encyclopedias of food
to love? Spaghetti and meatballs has to be knowledge, whose enthusiasm for all
one of the most fun dishes ever invented, things food and cooking is infectious. Rick
at least from a kid's perspective. Mounds even made a video of this spaghetti and
of spaghetti, fork twirling strands in a meatballs recipe, check it out!
spoon, tasty meatballs, even the very childhood. No, it is not an authentic Italian Continue reading "Spaghetti and
serving of the spaghetti, trying to lift just dish, but an American adaptation. Who Meatballs" »
the right amount from the bowl, these are cares? Certainly not I. This particular
some of my favorite memories from
34 Food* Daily -Click and Print- Newspaper

How to Store Parsley,


Cilantro, and Other
Fresh Herbs
By Elise
Submitted at 4/23/2008 7:53:07 AM

Have you ever had trouble keeping fresh


herbs fresh? Do your cilantro and parsley
go wilty, limpy, or dry after a few days?
Lemon Tart Several years ago my mother taught me
How to Cut and Prepare Prickly By Elise too tart. We finally chanced upon a Charlie
this super easy trick, which really works,
and keeps fresh herbs fresh and useable for
Palmer recipe with a fabulous lemon curd
Pears Submitted at 4/26/2008 9:50:39 PM

My father and I have been experimenting


filling, but his cornmeal crust tasted like
baked polenta. Just didn't work with the
up to a couple of weeks. The trick involves
the clever use of a plastic bag.
By Garrett McCord Prickly pear juice is often used to make Continue reading "How to Store Parsley,
with lemon tart recipes for a year, without lemon curd. So, we took the fabulous Cilantro, and Other Fresh Herbs" »
Submitted at 4/23/2008 9:36:47 PM
jam or candy, but works wonders in much success, by the way (until now). filling and put it in a tried and true
cocktails and used in vinaigrettes for First there was the disastrous lemon tart shortbread crust. Dad even made a batch of
Please welcome Garrett McCord of salads. I've used the juice to flavor cream from the New York Times, described so candied citrus peel (you can easily skip
Vanilla Garlic as he shows us how to cut cheese frosting for a lime flavored well by Deb of Smitten Kitchen; we had a this step) days in advance. And voilá, a
up a prickly pear. ~Elise cupcake, and have seen others boil it down similar inedible result. Then there were my truly delectable lemon tart.
Known to few, the fruit of the nopales with a bit of orange and lemon juice to several attempts to make a Meyer lemon Continue reading "Lemon Tart" »
cactus(cacti with beaver tail-like paddles), make a sauce for fruit salads and confit over pastry dough crust, still way
are actually quite edible. Called prickly cheesecakes.
pears, these neon fruit provide delicious Continue reading "How to Cut and
juice that tastes like a cross between all- Prepare Prickly Pears" »
natural bubblegum (if indeed there is such
a thing) and watermelon.

Chicken with Mushroom Cream Sauce


By Elise cookbook regarding this recipe is"Brides
Submitted at 4/24/2008 8:22:38 PM
might well add this to their kitchen
repertoire. It is easy to fix and never fails
From the recipe archive. to make a hit." We all agree. Our six
"Your website readers are going to love thumbs up on this one.
this," my father exclaimed when he finally Continue reading "Chicken with
finished his plate of chicken smothered in recipe from one of her favorite cookbooks* Mushroom Cream Sauce" »
creamy mushroom sauce. Mom found the now long out of print. The note in the

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