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It is TI5 grand finals, Secret vs C9. After 4 intense games, it is tied up at 2-2.

All these
chinese teams have been knocked out due to the meta change. Jacky had bleached his
hair for this TI in preparation for what is to come. Jacky closed his eyes and said, "It is
time Bone-chan". He then opens his eyes with the fury of a thousand suns, he picked
on Leshrac, Beastmaster, Phoenix, Crystal maiden and Kotl. He has prepared this
strategy since the legendary "6.84 patch day of doom". He all-chats: "Artour, you have
yet to see my final form." Artour replies: "LMAO wHo cARES HAHA Xd" EE farmed up
Bloodstone, Loda's Orb, Octarine Core in 20 minutes on Leshrac and have taken their
middle barracks. Jacky knows it, Artour knows it, the world knows it. It is time. It is
time for the greatest spirit bomb that Dota2 has ever seen. C9 begins to push through
middle line with 10 full couriers of enchanted mango. They are ready to finish the
game. Jacky stands up in his booth as he blinks into the Secret base with his ultimate
and Diabolic Edict turn on. ". FEED ME MANGOES, FEED ME MANGOES, FEED ME
MANGOES, FEED ME MANGOES, yells Jacky. Phoenix casts Supernova, Kotl is
channeling his wave of heal, CM channeling freezing field, BM roars onto Arteezy's OD.
Secret cannot handle this death ball that Jacky has become. Artour's eyes are now
glowing in fear. "We cannot... we cannot go near him... His power level is just... We
fucking lost". Artour instantly purchases a second Midas and has given up. Puppey
yelled at Artour to sell his midas and knocked some sense into him. Secret has decided
to go for the couriers and support kills instead. So smart... So Smart... The throne is
now down to 200 hp, only Bone7 and EE is alive and both of them are on low on HP.
Looking like a lifeless and dried up flower, Johan breathlessly says, "We are out of
mangoes Jacky...you have drained all our energy..." "Just a little bit more...", Jacky
whispers. Bigdaddy, FATA- and Misery have all fainted in their seats as they are all out
of energy. "Bone-chan, all these throws you have committed over the years, it is time
for me to cleanse your sins...", EE uses his bloodstone and commits suicide, he
sacrificed himself for Bone322's sins. Bone is now full life. Standing ovation from the
crowd, LD has gone insane and repeatedly yells, "WAOWWWWW!!! THE SUICIDE, THE
SUICIDE". Bone's last few auto attacks finishes off the throne as he also faints. Jacky
exits the booth, Secret is in disbelief, Artour is in BabyRage mode. It is over. Jacky
walks out of his booth and rips the Aegis of Immortal out of GabeN's hands. Jacky
walks up to Ar1se and smashes him in the head with the aegis. It is over... TI5... the
last International, the greatest Esport tournament ever. P.S. What have I done.

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