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Two Rivers Economic Growth sponsored a a telecommuting presentation by Greg and Susan Gianforte here in Glasgow.

Come home to Montana and bring your job with you

20 years ago, Greg Gianforte
and his wife drove their Ford
Bronco filled with their three
toddlers cross-country to Montana
with the crazy notion that the
internet might actually make it
possible for them to work from
anywhere, even Bozeman.

There
they
founded
RightNow Technologies, a cloudbased software company, in an
extra bedroom of their home in
Bozeman. Under his leadership,
the company grew to more than
1,100 jobs and an average Montana
salary of $86,000. RightNow

served about 2,000 of the worlds

largest consumer firms like Nike,
Motorola and AMEX becoming
one of the worlds 100 largest web
sites in terms of traffic.
Greg and Susan were at
the Cottonwood Inn yesterday
continued on page 2

Come home continued from front

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June 5 - 11

SHOWINGS
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4:10PM
7:00PM
9:15PM

115 Min.

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OVE
PG-13

for innuendo and language

Cast: Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Brittany Snow, Hailee Steinfeld, Katey Sagal
In this sequel to Pitch Perfect, the collegiate a cappella group called the Barden
Bellas enter into an international competition, but they are told it will be impossible to
win because they are from the U.S. The girls refuse to give up and vow to be the first
Americans to take home the top prize. Directed by Elizabeth Banks, the film stars Anna
Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, and Hailee Steinfeld

4:00PM
6:50PM
9:20PM

124 Min.

PG-13

for intense sequences of

science-fiction violence
and peril
Steven Spielberg returns to executive produce the long-awaited next installment of his
groundbreaking Jurassic Park series, Jurassic World. Colin Trevorrow directs the epic
action-adventure based on characters created by Michael Crichton. The screenplay is
by Rick Jaffa & Amanda Silver and Derek Connolly & Trevorrow, and the story is by Rick
Jaffa & Amanda Silver. Frank Marshall and Patrick Crowley join the team as producers.

DAILY CINEMAS: 4:00 & 4:10 PM - $6.00/PERSON

discussing to those in attendance how telecommuting

works and could benefit our community.

Today Montana has a high-tech sector with over
175 firms that are growing 8-10 times faster than the
state economy. Plus, more and more national firms
allow their employees to work from anywhere. Oracle
alone has 800 jobs open that can be filled in Montana
today.
Eliminating a physical commute makes you
more productive at home and work commute in
your slippers! he said. Who wouldnt want to make
Montana home again?
Gianforte cofounded Code Montana, a free
interactive program that encourages high school
students to pursue computer science in college. The
first-year goal was to have 1,000 students involved and
currently there are more than 1,100 students enrolled.
The new goal is 5,000 students by next spring.
He is evangelizing the power of high tech
business to improve the average pay across Montana,
using his business plan for better jobs which takes
a four-pronged approach: promote high-tech jobs,
help entrepreneurs, create organizations to support
businesses and prepare Montanas youth.
Gianforte
founded Bootstrap Montana, a
program to help entrepreneurs learn the principles
of bootstrapping and provide micro-loans to rural
Montana entrepreneurs. He has also authored several
books, including Bootstrapping Your Business: Start
and Grow a Successful Company With Almost No
Money, and has lectured on the topic at leading
business schools worldwide.

GHS Academic All-Staters

Glasgow High School graduating seniors were

already honored for Academic All-State Spring Sports
at the All-Sports Banquet on May 26, and now the
Underclassmen Spring athletes who made Academic
All-State have now been announced:

Track
Trevor Toavs, Logan Gunderson, Ethan Etchart,
Ember Banrnett, Chase Hughes, Karissa Liebelt, Luke
Breigenzer, Morgan Guttenberg, Trent Herbert, Benji
Phillips, Brinlie Nielsen, Baylie Chappell and Kaylee
King.
Softball
Jaycee Wixson, Kiauna Barstad, Teagan Fossum, Khloe
Krumwiede and Jordan Thompson
Golf
Heidi Moon

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Cooler temps
returning
Tonight: A 20 percent chance of showers and
thunderstorms before midnight. Partly cloudy, with a low
around 50. West wind 15 to 20 mph decreasing to 9 to 14
mph after midnight. Winds could gust as high as 28 mph.
Saturday: Sunny, with a high near 75. West northwest
wind 13 to 16 mph, with gusts as high as 22 mph.

Saturday Night: A 20 percent chance of showers and

thunderstorms after midnight. Partly cloudy, with a low
around 48. West northwest wind 5 to 8 mph becoming
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Sunday: A 20 percent chance of showers and
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Northwest wind 6 to 11 mph.

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Northwest wind 7 to 14 mph, with gusts as high as 20
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Monday: A 20 percent chance of showers after noon.
Mostly sunny, with a high near 71. North wind around 7
mph.

Monday Night: A chance of showers. Partly cloudy, with

a low around 50.
Tuesday: A chance of showers. Mostly sunny, with a high
near 71.

Tuesday Night: A slight chance of showers. Partly cloudy,

with a low around 51.
Wednesday: A slight chance of showers
thunderstorms. Mostly sunny, with a high near 77.

and

Wednesday Night: A chance of showers and

thunderstorms. Partly cloudy, with a low around 54.

Thursday: A chance of showers and thunderstorms.

Partly sunny, with a high near 78.

BUZZIFIEDS
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Garage and Moving In Sale Saturday starting at 8:30. Troy-built
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machine, gun cabinet, toilet, books, bedding.
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garage. New construction. $1,500/mo. + $1,500 deposit. 3 units
available. CALL JOHN AT 406-263-2046
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FOR RENT (& SALE) 3BR HOMES IN ST. MARIE STARTING AT
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HELP WANTED: Evening Servers Apply at the Durum
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There is a 40th Birthday Party for Toby Klind at the Gateway starting
at 6 p.m. TONIGHT!
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GARAGE SALE: Saturday from 8:00- 2:00 on Ft. Peck Hwy between
Buckhorn Lodge and storage sheds. Rolls of insulation, Char Broil grill,
Craftsman mower, lots of guy stuff, 6 drawer blonde dresser.
BUZZ
Pattis Greenhouse still has lots of beautiful plants, hanging baskets,
planters, vegetables and perennials for sale.
BUZZ
GARAGE SALE Friday 4-6 p.m. Saturday 9-12 16 Boat, BBQ Grill,
Futon, Sewing Machines, Golf Clubs, Table Saw, Tools, Books, Toys,
Clothes, Avon, lots more! 1315 3rd Ave South
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Letter to the Buzz

Greater Sage-Grouse Listing Dilemma

The time is rapidly approaching when the US Fish
and Wildlife Service (Service) has to do something or
get-off-the-pot concerning listing the Greater sagegrouse under the Endangered Species Act (ESA).
However, a reprieve may be in the making as Congress
debates a bill that would postpone listing for another 10
years. I would bet the Service and their supporters are
quietly lobbying hard for passage of this bill since it not
only lets them off the hook (I will try to explain why
this is desired) but it keeps in place their main club used
to force others to carry out their agenda. The club is the
THREAT of listing! How many times have you heard
bureaucrats and/or politicians say, If we dont do this
or pass this the Service is going to list the sage grouse?
My contention has always been, if the sage grouse meets
the criteria for listing (which I do not believe it does)
then by all means list it and be done with it.
The threat of listing has met with phenomenal
success. Every government agency, political subdivision,
and environmental organization and even some
farm and ranch organizations have jumped on board

forming countless working groups, advisory councils,

administrative boards, etc, etc, to solve the sage grouse
dilemma. Money has poured in. Incredibly, over a
BILLION dollars have been spent on sage grouse during
the last 20 years. So, other than bureaucrats spending
thousands of hours cranking out reports, action plans,
policies, recommendations, etc, etc, where did all these
taxpayer dollars go? Agency personnel will tell you that
most of the money that actually reached the ground was
spent on protecting and improving sage grouse habitat.
The term habitat refers to all the elements (abioticnonliving and biotic-living) in an animals environment
or home. For terrestrial species it includes such things
as soils, substrate, elevation, exposure, weather, climate,
vegetation, diseases, and other animals. Unfortunately,
many researchers only look at vegetation when
discussing a terrestrial species habitat. The three main
needs of a terrestrial animal are food, water, and cover.
It is well known that sagebrush is a critical component
of the sage grouse winter diet and most of the habitat
money has been spent on protecting the existing
sagebrush areas. Very little has been spent on other
aspects of the sage grouses habitat. At present, lack
of sagebrush does not appear to be the limiting factor
causing sage grouse declines.

 The other issue that has generated concern is

cover. Cover refers to an animals protection from
the elements (cold, heat, precipitation, wind, etc.)
and escape from predators. Sage grouse inhabit the
sagebrush/steppe biome that is characterized as shortgrass prairie (emphasis on short!). Most research
suggests predation is one of the main causes of mortality
for sage grouse (West Nile virus is another one). The
policy makers solution to the predation problem has
been to recommend increasing the height and density
of the vegetation to make it harder for predators to
find the grouse. There are at least three main elements
influencing the height and density of the vegetation
on the plains. First is the natural growth pattern of
the plants. Many grasses and forbs are low growing
in this harsh environment. Grazing livestock and
wildlife also have an impact. They reduce the height
and change the species composition of a pasture. Better
grazing management has resulted in spectacular range
vegetation improvement since the 1930s. Lastly, the
weather has a huge influence on vegetation growth
rates and composition. Those of us living on the
sagebrush plains marvel at the difference in vegetation
a slight change in amount or timing of precipitation or
temperature can produce. No two years are the same!
Often the result is that the plants do not always listen to
the standards and recommendations dictated by reportwriting bureaucrats.

The Service has three choices concerning listing the
Greater sage-grouse under the ESA guidelines. They
could list it as Threatened (I do not think they would go
Endangered); determine listing is not warranted; or they
could use the curious, bureaucratic, decision-avoiding,
classification of warranted but precluded. The latter
means they think sage grouse fit the criteria for listing,
but they are not going to do anything because they lack
time, money and intestinal fortitude.
Here is the dilemma in which the Service finds
itself. If they find the sage grouse populations are
continuing to decline and warrant listing under ESA,
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then all the time, money (remember its over a billion

dollars!!) and conservation efforts expended so far have
been a waste! Listing the sage grouse as threatened
would be an admission that the emphasis on habitat (i.e.
vegetation) was the wrong approach and a new direction
is needed. If it is agreed that predation is a problem and if
protecting the birds with more vegetation did not work,
then what is left? As every common-sense rancher has
been saying since day one -PREDATOR CONTROL!
Most ranchers when faced with a problem or issue look
at what worked and what didnt work. History tells us
predator control worked! In the 1920s and 30s every
raptor and cervid was shot on sight and all predatory
mammals were trapped, shot or poisoned. The result
was an explosion of the sage grouse population in
spite of the fact the vegetation was very limited due to
drought and over-grazing. The impact of the predator
reduction on sage grouse populations lasted until the
early 1970s.
We all know the Service is not going to unleash
a major predator control program (other than issuing
a few permits to allow shooting a few ravens). So
what will it do? I think they only have two choices
left: declare the Greater sage-grouse unwarranted for
listing or use their preferred bureaucratic cop-out and
say it is warranted but precluded. By doing the latter
they could claim the conservation efforts by the state
and federal agencies are working and encourage them
to continue pouring tax dollars and effort down the
same rat hole.

It should be obvious by now why the Service hopes
Congress will pass the bill extending the listing decision
on sage grouse for 10 more years.
~ Ron Stoneberg

Box 37

Hinsdale, MT 59241
(Ron Stoneberg has an MS in wildlife biology his thesis topic
was grouse was a wildlife biologist for the state of Montana
for approximately 30 years and has given a paper on historic
sage grouse numbers at an international convention.)

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it!

Calvary Baptist Church

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100 Highland Drive
Spy Themed Fun!
*Music *Crafts
* Snacks * Recreation
* Bible Stories
June 22nd- 25th ,2015

Contact LaWana Grewe at 839-4349

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Ages K-6

Short Notice Sale

Taylor Storage Unit 321
Saturday from 7- Noon

Shark 2 in 1 Steam Vacuum,

New Remington Pellet Gun,
Daisy BB Gun, Cabelas
Camping Chairs, RidGid
3000psi powerwasher, ProForm Treadmill, pictures,
SureFlo 8000 Series Hi
Pressure Electric Ag Pump,
household items, decor, bone
china cups, Eddie Bauer air
bed with pump, garden items,
Flat screen wall mount. For
more info call Pat at 785-2321
or cell 263-7936.

Summer fun at the Library

Bring the entire family for Glasgow City-County

Librarys Summer Reading Program events and
activities.
They will be celebrating many types of heroes:
heroes who have made their mark in history, highprofile superheroes, and heroes in our community, just
to name a few.

The programs are free and open to all ages. Early
registration is available at www.glasgowlibrary.org. The
program runs Monday, June 22nd Friday, August 7th.

Summer reading packets will be available starting
June 22nd. If you have any questions please contact the
library, 228-2731 or visit www.glasgowlibrary.org.

Hunt Roster Registration

Begins Monday, June 15th

Hunters interested in participating in game

damage, management season, and dispersal hunts this
year can register with FWP online beginning Monday,
June 15. The roster is to used prevent or reduce damage
on private land caused by deer, elk and antelope.
Online-only registration is open through July 15
at fwp.mt.gov. Click Hunt Roster. Hunters will need
their ALS number to register. The hunts, if they occur,
can take place between Aug. 15 and Feb. 15, 2016.

Real Life Wisdom

Vegetables are a must on a diet. The Buzz

suggests carrot cake, zucchini bread, and
pumpkin pie.

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SPECIALS:
FRIDAY

by Aaron Flint

Marbut: Will UM and Enviro Groups

Return Tainted Wyss Cash?
The University of Montana Foundation is
investigating the extent of the relationship between
the university and the Wyss Foundation. Meanwhile,
a spokeswoman for the controversial American
Prairie Reserve says the organization will not return
any donations.
This, after the breaking news this week
concerning the sex abuse claims against the Swiss
billionaire who funds several environmental groups
here in Montana.
As head of the Montana Shooting Sports
Association, Gary Marbut has sparred over policy
with several of the enviro groups funded by Wyss.
Marbut says any group (like the Montana
Wildlife Federation, Hellgate Hunters and Anglers,
Trout Unlimited) that received money from Hansjorg
Wyss should return the funds:

MARBUT: They should be challenged to either
return the money or share the taint attached to the
money.
Its like Hillary (Clinton) accepting money from
people who throw gays to their death from rooftops,
and stone women to death for having been raped.
Questions are also being thrown towards The
University of Montana, and the American Prairie
Reserve (which has been buying out ranches in
Eastern Montana).

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The other day my I

told my neighbor I would
keep an eye on their twoyear-old for an hour while
they ran to the store. The
little brat was having a
temper tantrum. I decided
to give him a flashlight
because playing with it
usually distracts him. It
didnt. Instead, he hit me in
the face with it as hard as
possible, leaving a bruise.

Yesterday, I ran over a
beer bottle which popped
my car tire, which then
caused me to swerve into a
police cruiser.
Today, I cut down a
dead tree in my yard. The
top hit the ground and the
base seesawed up in the
air and came down on my
head. I hit the ground like
a sack of flour. Fortunately,
the wood was rotted and
soft. Unfortunately, the
chainsaw was still running.
28 stitches in my calf.

Ive about had it!

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insurance products and related services to customers. Responsibilities in this position
include gathering customer/applicant information and other supporting data in person,
by phone or in writing in order to complete required applications, documents or reports,
comply with appropriate regulations and procedures in completion of applicants, forms,
documents and reports. Perform clerical duties such as typing correspondence and
documents, establishing and maintaining files, verbally answering the phone and taking
messages. This position maintains industry knowledge through ongoing crop insurance
educational training and represents and communicates the values, purpose and mission
of Northwest FCS to employees, customers, the public and other target audiences.
Successful candidates must possess a high school diploma or equivalent. Agricultural
background/knowledge preferred. Minimum of two years related work experience.
Additional training in insurance services, general office skills and customer services
preferred. Computer/technical ability with a working knowledge of word processing,
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Rabies clinic,
animal licensing
tonight & Saturday
The Glasgow Police Department
and the Glasgow Veterinary Clinic
will host the annual animal licensing
and administration of rabies shots at
the South Side Fire Hall on Friday,
June 12th from 6- 7p.m. and again on
Saturday, June 13th from 10-11 a.m.
The cost for a license is $5 for a
neutered or spayed animal & $20 for
a non-spayed or neutered animal. All
licenses are good for one year from
July 1st to June 30th, 2016 and a new
license must be purchased every year.
The Glasgow Police Department
would also like to remind everyone that
there is a leash law in effect and it is
unlawful for your animal to be at large
in the city limits. For more information,
please pick up a copy of the ordinance
at the Law Enforcement Center.

Immunization
clinic Tuesday

The Valley County Health

Department will be holding a special
Back To School immunization clinic
on Tuesday, June 23, from 2 - 5:30
pm. This is for all student entering
kindergarten, 7th grade or college.
Please bring your insurance card
and if you are under 18 years of age,
parental consent is required. Call if
you have any questions 228-6261.

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FRIDAY NIGHT @ 6PM

Friday Funnies
by Sugar

WORLD CUP ACTION!!!

USA Womens National Soccer Team VS Sweden

$1 can beer while

USA is winning

Free Chicken Wings

10 flat screens
MLB ticket
Stanley Cup
and NBA Finals!

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day,
picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the
checkout counter.
Only at your leading edge place

The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy,
in sports entertainment
Son, how old are you?
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Eight, the boy replied.
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SATURDAY NIGHT

GLENNS

Question: What do you call a fat psychic?

Answser: a four-chin teller.

A man wakes up at home with an awful hangover. He
forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean
and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is
in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go
grocery shopping. LOVE YOU!

Totally shocked with the note, he goes to the kitchen
and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning
newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks,
Son, what happened last night?
His son says, Well, you came home around 3 AM,
drunk and delirious. Broke some crockery, puked in the
hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into
the door.
Confused, the man asks, So, why is everything in
order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for
me? I should expect to be in a big fight with your mother!

His son replies, Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the
bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes and
shoes off, you said, LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! IM
MARRIED!

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