Cool Status Messages for WhatsApp

Don t like me? Cool, I don t wake up every day to impress you.
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personal
ity.
Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
God is really creative, i mean...just look at me.
May I go to the toilet = I'm fucking bored.
When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta..
No one says I'm fantastic.
Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in t
he sink not a dead body.
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
They say "don't drink and drive". Well.... yesterday I was drinking a juice box
while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.
That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is l
ike "Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald's".
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :').
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that
I can buy the ingredients?
I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
When you re good, you re good, when you re awesome you re me.
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
One day, I m gonna make the onions cry.
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your s
hoes.
Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is
the husband!
I don t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you h
ave been finished 10 minutes ago?
Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men's toilet.
Money can t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same
thing.
I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.
The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you r
e watching.
Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Pus
h and Pull.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it do
es not, hunt it down & kill it.
I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
Those who say money can t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
??q? uo p??oq??? ? ?nq i ??i? ?s?? ??? si si??
Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.
Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shu
t.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance
to Speak.
When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like
having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
Taking revenge is wrong...very very wrong.. But very very fun.
Friendship status
Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.
Life is better with friends.
Friends are born, not made.
Be true to your work, your work and your friend.
Friends are like stars, you don t always see them, but you know they re always there
.
Goofy pictures and crazy times. Sisters at heart and partners in crime.
Friendship isn t a big thing it s a million little things.
Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
I roll with the best and nothing less.
Real friends don t need explanations, they were there with you!
A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.
There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.
Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forg
et.
The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
You are not my friend neither my best friend, you are more than that, you are my
sister.
No road is long with good company.
A true friend realizes something about you that even you have no idea about.
If you have crazy friends you have everything.
Friends are whatever, best friends are forever.
Friends don t let friends do silly things alone.
Without my best friend by my side, I m nothing inside and out.
I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in light.
A friend will never be in your way, unless you re falling down.
The most valuable antique is an old friend.
Rain or shine, I will always be here pink promise!
Nest friends are the one who celebrate your weirdness.
Best friends. It s not a label, it s a promise.
A true friend isn t the one who helps you the most, but helps you when you need it
the most.
A day spent with friend is always a day well spent.
Friendship picks you up when the world lets you down.
A sweet friendship refreshes the soul.
I used to be normal till I met those losers I call my best friends.
Friends are our chosen family.
Things are never quite as scary when you ve got a best friend.
In life, surround yourself with those who light your path.
Be someone s sunshine when their skies are grey.
When worse comes to worst; my girls come first.
Friends are connected heart to heart, distance and time can t break them apart.
A best friend, you ll fight with but never stay mad at.
Friends are the sunshine of life.
Best Friends they are the ones who beat up the boys that break your heart.
We didn t realise we were making memories, we were just having fun.
Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don t say.
God made us friends because no mother could handle us as sisters!
Invest in people who invest in you.
A friend is one who knows all about you and loves you just the same.
The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.

Parents get you started in life, but best friend s get you through it.
Friends are people in life that make everything seem magical. Cherish them.
Friends make the bad times good and the good times unforgettable.
Friendship wraps itself around the heart like a warm blanket of care.
True friendship is seen through the heart, not through the eyes.
Romantic WhatsApp Status
You can meet many beautiful people in a lifetime, but only one person is enough
to make your life beautiful.
You re not perfect, I am not as well, but together we are perfect.
Thinking of you is the easy part, but missing you is something I can t handle.
Don t check my status, look into my heart.
Don t say I Love You. Prove it.
Love is like a rubber band with people on both ends. When one leaves it hurts th
e other.
If you can t explain how much you love me, it s okay, because I know not all things
in the world can be explained.
Everybody knows how to love, but only few know how to love forever.
You are the dream I see every morning when I wake up.
I don t want to fall in love with you, but stay in love with you forever.
Met you by fate, chose you as a friend, but falling in love with you was beyond
my control.
My heart is now a perfect place

with you inside it.

I cannot give you a demo of my love. Take it or leave it.

Look at the keyboard. U and I will always be together.
Love is fearless, but I fear of losing you.
You are the reason behind my smile.

Every winter I catch cold, this time I caught you in my heart.

I can t find the reason why I like you. I believe that s what love does.
Love is a journey that leads to no destination.

Romantic Whatsapp Status

Someone asked me How s life? I just smiled and replied, She s fine :)
Life can give us lots' of beautiful persons, But only one person is enough for a
beautiful life...'' ? :-)
Nothing is perfect, but when I m with you everything is perfect.
Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that ne
ver goes away.
No matter what has happened. No matter what you ve done. No matter what you will d
o. I will always love you. I swear it.
I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life
I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I'm alw
ays with you.
The essence of romantic love is that wonderful beginning, after which sadness an
d impossibility may become the rule.
When I dream, I dream of you. Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Because, I r
eally love you.
I can't place anyone above you but I can place myself above you, not to be a mas
ter but to be your shield and always protect you.
True romance isn't Romeo and Juliet who died together but grandma and grandpa wh
o grew old together.
I'll love you until the day after forever.
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love wit
h you was beyond my control.
There are only two times that I want to be with you... Now and Forever.
If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, liv
e down your cheek and die on your lips.
I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day that I find it is the day I'll stop lovin
g you.
Best Whatsapp Status
Mai har kisi k liye apne aap ko accha sabit nhi kr skta ....Lekin mai un ke liye
BEHATREEN hu , Jo mujhe Samajhte hai :(
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?y ?avor??e ???ng a?o?? ?c?ool ?? ?????ng w??? ?y ?r?end & ?l?pp?ng ??ro?g? a ?e
???oo? po?n??ng a? ?gly p?c??re? & ?ay?ng ??a? ? yo? .!! :D
When a problem arises, take a moment to listen to your heart!
I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.
I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
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?? ? ????? ???? .!!.
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ya ?alaa? ??o??i ?ai.....iii

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If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
No one is busy in this world. Its all about priorities!
We don't have to be alike to be friends. We just have to care about each other!
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure abou
t the universe.
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??? ????? ?? ???? ??..!
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???? ???? ???? ??...!!!
Dear time, more weekend please!
Not always "Available".. Try your Luck..
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If I trust you, then remember, My trust and your bones. Will get broken simultan
eously. :D
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Do a bit for people who want to see you smile, they'll do everything to make you
smile. :)
Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
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? ?? ??? ???? ??...!!
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??? ???? ?? !!!!
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Dhoka Deti Hain MasoOm ChehrOn KiChamAk AksAr .... !?!!?! .... Har KaanCh Kay Tu
krAy Ko HeEra Nahi KehtAy .... !
Plzzzz Call Me .... Whatsapp only When u don't expect reply from Me ...
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Friends r honest with each other, even if the truth hurts
When a river overflows, fishes eat ants... But, when water dries, the ants eat f
ish" Lifegives chance to everyone, just wait for ur turn.:)
You don't ask a girl if you can kiss her, you make yourself special enough for h
er that you kiss her and she says thank you. :))
Hats off to your courage if you've hurt the heart of someone who truly loved you
, without expecting anything in return except love .
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???? ???? ???? ??...iii
Whenever I find the key to success, somebody always changes the lock!!!
You know what hurts so much ? Its when someone made you feel special yesterday b
ut makes you feel like you're a nobody today.!!
Itz Easy To Act As Loving , , To One Whom We Really Do Not Love . . But Itz Hard

er To Act As Not Loving To The One , ,Whom We Really Love !

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Best Whatsapp Status Ever:

Life is Short
Chat Fast!
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
Success all depends on the second letter.
You can never buy Love .But still you have to pay for it.
Hey there whatsapp is using me.
I m not lazy, I m on energy saving mode.
Not always Available .. Try your Luck..
I d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
My last seen at was just to check your last seen at .
Scratch here ?????????????? to reveal my status ?
I believe there should be a better way to start each day instead of waking up eve
ry morning.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle! He s dreaming too.
When there s a will, I want to be in it.
Failure is not an option it comes bundled with Windows.
There are three sides to an argument
your side, my side and the right side.
Sometimes you succeed . and other times you learn.
Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
Whatever it is I didn t do it!
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
That s the secret to life replace one worry with another.
If there is a WILL , there are 500 relatives.
I m not online, it s just an optical illusion.
In my house I m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
I love my job only when I m on vacation
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter people the opposite.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn t contain any calories.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It s already tomorrow in Australia.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
If you don t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
Don t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

If at first, you don t succeed..Keep flushing.
Save water drink beer.
I drink to make other people interesting.
When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
she s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says Made in china .
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
People say, you can t live without love I think oxygen is more important.
Nothing is over until you stop trying.
I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
Person you love is 72.8% water.
I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i m God.
Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how
many times you got fucked to get there.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
I am so poor that i can t pay attention in class.
Warning I know KARATE .And few other oriental words.
Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
If you can t convince them, Confuse them.
I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!
I know i am something, Because god doesn t create garbage.
When i was born..Devil said.. Oh Shit..!! Competition .
I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
I am not failed .My success is just postponed.
Some people are alive only, Because it s illegal to kill them.
Be a good person, But don t try to prove.
Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don t have to remember wh
at you said.
I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
If people are trying to bring you Down , It only means that you are Above them .
When life puts you in tough situations, don t say, why me? Just say, try me!
Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you hav
e.
I don t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
War doesn t determine who s right. War determines who s left.
If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wak
e up.
When someone says, You ve Changed , It simply means you ve stopped living your life the
ir way.
Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I m not sure about
the universe.
You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
Silent people have the loudest minds.
Born to express not to impress.
Sometimes it s easier to pretend you don t care, than to admit it s killing you.
The road to success is always under construction.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I m tired of solving them f
or you.

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

Had a really great Night Out last night, According to my police report.
If you re talking behind my back, you re in a good position to kiss my ass!
I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.
Real men stay dedicated to only one girl!
My life Dad Rules!
Intel Inside, Idiot outside!
Look at your left > I said left idiot!
Teach your child to search for Bang Bang Movie instead of Gang Bang movie , before it
s too late
The ultimate aim of the ego is not to see something, but to be something.
Loved it
Study mode!
Live while We re young!
I fart like Niall Horn!
If I write something smart, you are probably going to copy it!
I know that I know nothing!
Adults are just kids with money!
Save Paper,, Don t to home work! :D
Never on Schedules but always on time!
DON T JUDGE ME! You don t know the TRUTH!
Yawing is like our bodies way of saying 15% Battery left!
Best friends are the people you can do anything and nothing with and still have
the best time!
I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life!
Sometimes the best way to solve a problem is to just stop caring!
A heart is like a balloon, filled with feelings, in a world full of pins!
Not everyone lose is a loss!
Not every goodbye is painful like a goodbye class from teacher!! :D
There are two kinds of friendship, Friends forever or Friends for never!!:)
Go where you are celebrated not tolerated!
When you stop chasing, they start noticing!