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Degenerate Dictionary(WARNING Not for the squemish or faint hearted)

3-Eyed Turtle
Basically plug every orifice of a girl in the following manner: thumb in ass, fingers in pussy, and dick in
mouth.
3-Way Lunch
Anytime you got three women laid out on your bed begging for some hot muff action. Happens all the
time to men in the Miami club scene. Requires much patience.
6 Pack
Have that hooker bitch stand on her head, and stick your thumb in her ass along with your index and
middle finger in her puss. Curl fingers so you can feel them against each other and pull up.... thus trying
to carry her like a six pack. It helps to
have her drink a six pack before performing the six pack.
6.9
A 69 ruined by a period.
71
Sticking two fingers in a girl's ass while 69-ing.
ABC's
A fairly standard rating system by which all women can be categorized:
A - I'd bang her silly.
B - I'd let her swallow my hot load.
C - I wouldn't fuck her with someone else's dick.
Abortion Pussy
Fucking a girl who's had an abortion within the last week
Access Denied Error
When you and your pal are double-teaming a chick, he's got her from behind, you've got her mouth.
Selfishly, he drops his load in her, thus preventing you from using that input later. Also known as
"Blocking the Box," "Road Closed Due to Bad Conditions."
Ahab
While fucking your girl doggie style, you suddenly pull out for no apparent reason. When turns around for
an explanation, she notices you've jumped off the bed onto a skateboard, holding the mighty dildoharpoon in hand, cocked and ready to spear her in the ass. You pursue her as she runs out of the house
and down the street while yelling, "You're not getting away from me this time, White Whale!"
Air Bag
While receiving road head, you pretend you've been in an accident and quickly adjust the steering wheel
to clamp down on the bitch's neck, then you hit the brakes, forcing her to take that entire dick down her
throat. The air bag comes out when she gags and regurgitates all over your lap. Take your seat belt off,
jerk off in her face to show her you're glad she survived the accident, and call 911.
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Al Bundy
This activity is recommended for every married scum out there who's trying to do the right thing. While
out with the boys you realize that meat melons surround you. To keep your mind off the screaming
beaver, go up to hottest hole in your grasp and begin to entertain her with your sharp wit. Classic one
liners like "say you're a toilet" & "put it in your mouth" or the always popular "show me your bush" should
quickly win her over. The result is consistently a hearty kick to the nuts... and when you untangle them
from your intestine, thank her for saving your lousy marriage.
Ambassador
While screwin' some foreign bag with no useful English knowledge (works well with most East Europeans),
lean over and whisper in her ear in the most seductive and romantic way possible: "You've got the
stinkiest cunt ever!" and see if she notices.
Anal Boot
When you take a pitcher of beer, everyone spits in it, someone stirs it with their cock and then the
mixture is poured through the crack of a man ass into the waiting mouth of the loser of a bet or Drinking
game.
Andretti
When receiving road head, swerve the car left and right. Her weight shifting will enhance the sensation.
Risky maneuver, so it's best if done with a toothless cocksucker and an open road.
Angry dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out
her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
Ankle Earrings
Pinning your partners legs so far behind her head during sex that it looks like she's wearing her ankles for
earrings.
Antlers
Wide, flat, flapjack titties that come to a sharp point at the nipples.
Arabian Goggles
A seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles where the satchel is spread wide and placed on the face
of the woman, thus resting the balls in the eye sockets.
Audible
When some ditz who's been doing everything short of pulling down your pants and jumping on your cock
casually mentions her "boyfriend" right after you make your move. Hence, she actually sees your blitz
coming; she decides to change her play at the line of scrimmage. Either way, she doesn't let you go for
the sack that easy.
Bait-N'Tackle
This one was used by the sailors from the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get
yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away.
The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely
nourished. Gone fishin'!
Ball Sacking
Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling
her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.
Balloon Knot
Another name for a real tight asshole, which kind of resembles a balloon knot.
Bate Rape
The act of furiously masturbating while thinking about a girl who does not like you, a girl who may feel
violated by your lusty thoughts and desires. It becomes Bate-Rape when you inform her about your
previous night's masturbatory session.
BDS
Ball-Drop Syndrome. This occurs after smoking too much weed. During sex, the balls hit the clit.
Bear Claw
A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.
Beef Curtain
The skanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmyjam.
Blumpkin
Getting a blow job while you are taking a dump.

BOB-FOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. Pretty much self-explanatory here.
Boomerang
After spewing your mighty load into a bitch's mouth, she pretends to eat your asshole, but instead spits
the jizz up your ass.
Bottle Rocket
Jizz in a girl's beer then let her drink it without knowing about the special treat.
Broken Necklace
A variation to the ever popular pearl necklace. It's that time of the month again and your slob has asked
you once again to buy her something. "No problem" jewelry is what she wants, jewelry is what she'll get.
First thing you do is take that little monkey upstairs and force her to chug your turkey baster. After about
ten minutes of fucking the hole in her face, pull it out and begin spanking all over her upper chest. Before
you finish, take out the real thing from her jewelry box and choke her with it. As she turns blue take her
empty purse and stuff it up her hairy patch. From then on she'll immediately appreciate the T-Shirt you
got her last Christmas.
Bronco
You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as
possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of
riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off. See also "Rodeo"
Brown baggin' it
Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a
face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her
hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it
over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.
Brown Neck Tie
You're about half-way through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her ass with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to titty fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the milk bags.
Brunski
When a man puts his face between a woman's breasts and quickly moves his head back and forth while
saying "Brunski" in a very drawn out and exaggerated manner. (There are many other variant names.)
Bullwinkle
The sign given to a friend in hiding while doggie stylin' some chick. It is performed by placing both hands
over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can
be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky."(Make sure to use appropriate Bullwinkle
voice tone.) See also "Nixon"
Burrito Hick-ups
Pinching out fractionated portions of farts while walking someplace with your date.
Butterface
When you see a chick with an awesome body, "but her face", is wretched.
California Raisins
If you're uncircumcised and pump someone up the ass, these are what you'll find under your foreskin
afterwards.
Caged Monkey
Keeping yourself, for whatever reason, from getting any action for a long period of time.
Cajun Hot Stick
The act in which the cock is taken out of her pooper and slathered in the pool of dip spit in the small of
her back and then re-inserted.
Canine Special
Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf! See
also "Maine Special"
Carpet Cleaner
While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room
pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women. Also known as "The Hoover"
Cell Phone
Busting your load in a girl's ear while she sucks on your balls.
Charity Fuck
Banging some loser who you have absolutely no interest in whatsoever, purely out of pity for their
pathetic existence.
Cheese Grater
When some bitch with braces gives you a blowjob.
Cherry Picking
This is when you break the cherry of some unsuspecting virgin you picked up at a middle school dance by
a ferocious session of finger banging.
Chili Dog
When you take a hot dump on a girl's tits and then proceed to titty fuck her.
Chipping for Par
When a girl's pussy is so hairy you know you won't find the hole on the first try.
Choco Taco
Squeezing some chocolate syrup on some broad's snatch and then
eating her out.
Chocolate Cha-Cha
Another term for anal sex. Used in a sentence: "John and George
danced the chocolate cha-cha all night." (aka "Driving the Hershey Highway",
"Riding the Dirt Trail", "Utilizing the Third Input", "Poking the Brown Eye")
Chocolate Pizza
Happily discovering hemorrhoids while eating a shitty brown eye.
Choda
The sweet spot between a man's asshole and his ballsack.
Choda Fucking
Gay pastime in which a man fucks his partner between his legs and against the choda.
Christmas Turkey Carver
The act of sitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers in her vagina, one in her ass,
and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only
your rotator cuff as a power pivot.
Circus Seal
Press the twins to one side of your sack and let them fall from the hole in your BVD's. This should
produce a beachball effect (painting your tool bag is optional). Proceed to straddle your dates face and
pummel her nose with your bag of marbles. This works best when performed with a relative.
Cleveland Steamer
Taking a shit on a girl's chest while getting a blow job. See also "Pasadena Mudslide"
Club Sped
Gang banging a retard. For those idiots out there, sped come from special ed, you do the math.
Cobra
The cobra is when a person is so drunk, they are not even aware that they had sex
with a hideous woman. They woman, like a venomous snake, takes it victim back
into the bedroom and has her way with him. When the person wakes up from being
passed out, they have no recollection of the events that have just transpired.
The victim is left scarred for life.
Cock-a-doodle Poo
The bowel movement that, needing to come out urgently, wakes you up in the
early morning to get to the toilet quick.
Cock Stuffing
Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers,
wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to
gradually reem out the hole-at-the-head with larger items, thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain
the goal of fucking your uretha. Wow!
Cock Watch
When you wrap your limp mantool all the way around your wrist. Great party trick.
Compton Gangbang
You meet a young lady at the bar. She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with
you anyway for a one night stand. When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your
bedroom door. Just when she's about to get off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit
out of her. That should teach her not to fuck around. (Ladies, feel free to perform a Compton Gangbang
on guys too. I know you got some fat girlfriends to help you out.)
Consolation Prize
When you take a girl home from the bar, thinking you're going to get laid, and from all of the drinks
you've been feeding her all night long, she passes out on the bed right before you get your pants off. To
get revenge, you jerk off and spray your load all over her back. Even though you lost and didn't get laid,
the satisfaction you got is almost as good, hence the term consolation prize.
Corkscrew
Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired
orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a drill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore
through wood.
Couch bombing
When you fill a small Ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between
the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to
buy it dinner first.
Coyote
This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you've got to give her the
slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw off your own
arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.
Cr?me Graffiti
Yet another gay fad that occurs when both partners fuck each other up the wazoo, and then squeal out a
massive fart thereby spraying their boys' creme all over themselves.
Crisco Ass
The greasy feeling that your ass gets after farting all day long and almost shitting in your pants. Also
known as Baboon Ass. Not particularly a sexual act, but funny enough to receive mention.
Cum Dumpster
A quadriplegic whore.
Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch
The once in a lifetime act when blowing a hot steamy load down the
back of the girl's throat, proceed to give her a large cold bottle of your most favorite carbonated drink
and make her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head
vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A
great way to impress your friends.
Daisy Chain
Partner (A) is sucking off or eating out partner (B) who is sucking off or eating out partner (C) and so on
until the final person is sucking off or eating out partner (A). Partners can be gay, lesbian or straight.
Davey Crockett
A sexual maneuver in which you slip a muscle relaxer into your
partner's pink clam, and slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed
snatch-fur as a coonskin cap. Comes in handy on those cold, winter nights.
David Letterman
Shooting a load right between a large gap in a girl's front teeth. Should be done preferably with girls you
pick up on 2nd street or in Fishtown where no one has any front teeth. Also known as "Alfred E. Newman"
Diamond Necklace
A slight variation of the pearl necklace. Must be performed with an older women. You get her naked and
she makes her way down to your Johnson, but for some unknown reason stops at your belly button.
Usually a major dilemma, however in frustration, you decide to get her back by blowing a huge load all
over her big, sloppy DD tits. You get up and get dressed, leaving her cum soaked and feeling like a cheap
slut.
Dirty Sanchez
A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into her asshole.
You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like
someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez.
Dirty Trumpet
Getting a blow job immediately after having your cock buried in a chick's ass. For best results, engage in
activity right after your woman has had a major case of cramping and diarrhea. See also "Hot Karl"
Dirty Trombone
A close cousin of the Dirty Trumpet. This is when you take your cock out of a chick's ass and stand over
her while she sits beneath you sucking your balls and stroking your shit-stained dick furiously like playing
a slide trombone.
Dizzy Gillespie
When getting your salad tossed, proceed to fart directly into the unsuspecting girl's mouth. The sudden
rush of air while make her cheeks expand and she'll look like Dizzy Gillespie.
Double Take
When you bang a chick in her asshole with such ease and room you have to keep looking down because
you can't believe it's not her pussy. Usually means death onto you if you're unprotected. Also known as
the "Kidding Me" because it makes you want to shout "You've got to be kidding me that this is your
asshole!"
Dog in a bathtub
This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it
can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it
a bath.
Donkey Punch
Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass, and then
punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which
will constrict the penis and give you a
tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate.
Double Wishbone
The play in which, while in seated 69 position, the man inserts both index fingers into the vagina and both
middle fingers into the anus followed by aggressively pulling outwards with both arms. Spitting in anus,
while optional, is encouraged.
Dropping the Chalupa
Fill a sock with as many bodily excrements as you have available, and whack some slut over the head
with it. Best accomplished if it's a surprise during some hot back-door action.
Dunk-N-Fuck
This is when you are laying the pipe doggy style near a toilet (preferably one filled with a healthy load of
shit, or some hot piss, or both), and you dunk your partner's head in it every 15 seconds. (Also known as
the "Dirty Swirly.")
Dussy
The act of tucking your limp penis behind and in between your legs, thus imitating a woman's genitals.
Dutch Oven
Entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass-odor by farting under the covers and pulling
them up over her head (and yours as well if your into it.)
Dutch Treat
The unexpected result of the Dutch oven gone bad.
DVDA
The abbreviation for "double-vaginal, double-anal". This is the term used when a girl takes four cocks in
two holes. A hard core porn industry norm.
Elmer Fudd
While receiving oral pleasure from some cock loving slut you just met, pull your cock out of her mouth
and proceed to beat her across the face with your dick making sure the smack of your cock against her
cheeks echoes throughout the room. While you are bludgeoning her with your meat stick, say in your best
Elmer Fudd voice: "Take that, you wascally, ol' wabbit" and then cap off the festivities with the patented
Elmer Fudd laugh.
ET
Next time you've got some dumb-ass fuck puppet ready to go, grab her purse and excuse yourself to the
can while the drunken whore waits, lost in her own tangled bush. Get her mother's (or husband's) phone
number from her purse while making fake shit noises. Flush the toilet for effect then grab the cordless
phone on the way back to bed. As soon as you find yourself stabbing her bucket with your jonny, dial the
number and hold the phone near her head with same hand your pulling hair with and bang away. Make
sure you mention her name and ask her things like, "Who's the biggest whore in the world?" and "You
like fat cocks up your dirt road don't you?". Then throw the phone on the bed and tell it's for her. A nice
topper to this maneuver is to take her money and throw her outside nude and lock the door. I like to
threaten to kill her if I ever see her again. You might have your own closing. Have fun. Be creative.
Etch-A-Sketch
Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both of her nipples
simultaneously.
Fartin' Whiskey
When you fart so hard, a hemorrhoid starts bleeding
Felch
The felch is performed by placing your lips around your partner's asshole and proceeding to suck the feces
out of it.
Felching
It occurs after you have been sticking your babe in the can, you bust your nut in there, back up and then
pucker your lips up to her rim and suck out your ranch dressing. (This is also the first step of a very
advanced maneuver called the Halmstad Hook).
Fish Eye
From behind, you shove both fists in her ass (or his if in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a oneeyed winking motion signaling that she has been there and done that.
Fish Hook
A variation of the shocker in which you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her
anus.
Fire Island
This consists of telling someone you're going to spunk on their face while they are asleep, only halfjokingly, and then when they don't believe you, doing it just to
prove that you're demented.
Flaming Amazon
This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you're screwing some chick, right when your about to
cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the
flames with your jizz!
Flakes
Going down on a girl who is in the brown stage of her rag and coming up with flaky, stale leftovers stuck
in your teeth.
Flooding the Cave
Inserting the penis into a woman's pussy and then urinating inside her. Applies to butt pirates as well.
Florida's Best
The fluid that is produced in a girl's mouth after sucking a cock that has just been pulled out of an
asshole.
Flying Camel
A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very
carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in
her vagina. You then proceed to
flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly
a class move.
Foggy Windshield
Spilling your massive load on the glasses of some four-eyed filthy.
Fortune Cookie
This maneuver is intended to teach fledgling hookers to swallow what we give them. If after a sensational
round of knob-slobbing, the slut deposits your wealth elsewhere than her stomach, quickly take your knee
to her jaw. Your new lucky number is equal to the amount of teeth you knock out. Confucius would be
proud.
Fountain of You
While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure
as possible before you release and spew like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in
her bed.)
Four Wheel Drive
Fucking, or getting fucked during the peak of your genital herpes flare up, cause while you fuck, it's a
bumpy ride.
Freeing the Tadpoles
Dropping a nice healthy load of your ball juice.

Freudian Slip
Shitting in your pants while farting. Farting is what you are doing, but shitting is your subconscious wants.
Fumilingus
When a man (or woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman and she farts directly in his face.
FUPA
Pronounced foo-pa and is abbreviated for "fat-upper-pussy-area". It's that nasty gut or pot-belly in the
lower abdominal area of a woman. This term has a more derogatory affect when applied to younger
women, since a fupa is far less appealing when seen on them.
Fur ball
You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane in between her legs the size of Lionel
Richie's afro, when a mammoth hair ball gets lodged into your throat.
G Factor
When you convince your wife/girlfriend/hump buddy to do the most outrageous/kinky/nasty stuff and she
is a pro and really enjoys it (like taking on your two buddies and their girlfriends while wearing nipple
clamps and a dog collar and leaving no hole unmolested and capturing it all on video). Makes you sit up
straight and say "Gee, I had no fucking idea."
Gay Poupon
The slimy see-thru brown coating a gay guy gets on his dick during some hot hairy butt sex. I overheard
people joking about this at a time when I would not have preferred to lose my appetite. Can apply to
heterosexual butt action as well I suppose, but the term generally loses its humor.
Gaylord Perry
Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle ball pitcher proud
and use multiple knuckles on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of two knuckles required (either on one
finger or on multiple).
German Tourist
A chick so nasty and vile just for fun you and your buddies wind up fucking, pissing and shitting on.
Glass Bottom Boat
Covering a chick's face with Saran Wrap and then defecating on her head, thus creating the illusion of
looking upward through a glass bottom vessel.
Glazed Donut
The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spooging all over her pastry buns, thus transforming
her rump into the illusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut. Also known as "Cop's Delight."
Glory Hole
The well known term for a hole in a wall, or bathroom stall that a guy puts his dick through so some
stanger can suck or fuck it.
Gobstopper
With two hands, spread your tramp's anus open, then spit a big-ass loogie down the asshole then close it
back up. You can give her a smack on the ass when you're done, if you want.
Going to the Bullpen
The act of fingering the anus prior to having anal sex. It kind of "paves the way".
Golden Shower
Any form of dropping piss all over your partner. Great for those who like watersports.
Goobin
One of the many wives had by an old-style Mormon who is not the main wife. The setup usually involves
having your one "main" wife and the rest of your other wives who are strictly used for procreation. Hence
"Goobin" - a bin for his goo. Used in a sentence: "Mary's one of John's goobins".
Gooey Patterson
Hollow out a round hole in a cantaloupe or other large melon, microwave it for about a minute, and fuck it
like the prom queen you never got a piece of. When you are done blowing your baby batter and pull out,
you get back a gooey shaft, hence the name, Gooey Patterson.
Grankefication
The act of relieving a pussy-drought by fucking inanimate objects such as microwaves, televisions,
coffeetables, etc. "He's in his room Granking one off."
Greek
The act of using your "glue stick" (if you know what I'm saying) and gluing your gal's eyes closed with
your man seed. e.g. "Hey guys,check it out, I just greeked her!" or "Sorry honey, but you asked for the
greek salad".
Half Past the Monkey's Ass
Wearing your wristwatch on your cock. After a person asks you the time, you whip it out and say "Quarter
to my balls." The fucking look on their face is just priceless.
Halmstad Hook
This is a unique sequence of events named after a town in Sweden, where this apparently happens quite
frequently. After dumping your spunk in her rear, the sauce is sucked out of the anus by the male. Once
the sauce has transferred from
her bowls to your mouth--the product that has been created is now known as
"Swedish Cheese." The move is completed when the "Swedish Cheese" is transferred to the ladies mouth
via a deep tongue kiss. You can cap this off with a swift stinging slap of her ass to show her how much
you care and appreciate all her hard work.
Ham and Cheese Sandwich
Eating a woman's box after you ejaculate all over it. A delightful, tasty combination of her yummy meat
curtains with your added cheesy topping is sure to appeal to anyone's appetite.
Hanging Chestnuts
Generic term used to describe the act of exposing one's scrotum in public in a variety of creative and
imaginative manners (i.e. dangling on handrails, in background of tourist's photos, pressed up against
window of moving car, etc.).
Hat Trick
Shooting your jizzum in a woman's vagina, anus, and mouth all in one ejaculation. Best to unload in the
chocolate starfish first, and work your way up from there.
Hershey Highway Surprise
When pluggin' your girl in the ass, you run into some hot diarrhea. Don't hurt her feelings by getting
grossed out though, just pretend it's extra lube.
Hershey Kiss
Fucking a girl so hard you actually cause her to mildly shit herself. Evidence of this is when you get off
the bed, you see that she has left you a lovely, chocolate sized turd on your sheets.
High Dive
The skill of pulling your johnson all the way out of your partner's hole, and in one motion jamming it
home again. Best suited for use in the corn hole, but can be very
dangerous.
Hogging
While intoxicated, high, or just plain desperate, you go searching for the fattest bitch you can find and
proceed to ride her like a Harley. Best accomplished with large groups friends.
Hole in One
The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. Just try not to get a huge boner once it's in, or you'll get a
nice snapparoo.
Hose Down
This is when you get done fucking a skanky, skinny, junkie looking, tattooed, grungy whore and decide to
clean her up by dragging her by her hair into the back yard, dowsing her in Ajax and Pine Sol and
washing her down with a garden hose for 20 minutes.
Hot Karl
The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the same man who moments earlier was balls deep in her
can. See also "Dirty Trumpet"
Hot Karl Candy Cane
A variation of the aforementioned in which the man who is receiving an oral cock cleaning gives the
woman a reach around.
Hot Lunch
The result of defecating directly into your partner's mouth. See also "Vegetarian Hot Lunch"
Hotdog in a hallway
When laying the pipe, you realize your dick isn't even touching the walls of her vagina, kind of like tossing
a hotdog in a hallway. Most frequently happens when banging the neighborhood trick or if you're slinging
a small dick.
Houdini
While getting a girl from behind, you pull out and spit on her back, creating the illusion that you've
completed the transaction. When she turns around, blow your load in her face. She'll want to know how
you made another shot magically appear.
Humpty Hump
This is when two cock chuggers get stuck together while riding the mudpole (similar to when two dogs get
stuck). If you ever come across this situation... DONT IGNORE IT. Check the room and see if there's a
third dirt muncher (there probably is). After you find him rip his meat bag off and jam it down his throat.
Take your time and make sure he swallows every ounce of his own nut sauce. As for the other two
"Faaags" drag them both into a van or pick-up truck and proceed to the worst part of town to dump them
out? nude of course. This act of deviance is not sexual but it sure is fun.
Hunter and Gatherer
You and your partner defecate while 69ing. Pretty much self-explanatory.
Indian Cock Burn
While a chick sucks you off, she twists her hand around your shaft as if she was trying to give you an
Indian burn.
JOD
Jerking Off while Driving. Try it while going through the Drive-Thru of your choice...
Jelly Donut
After blowing a load in a girl's mouth, punch her as hard as you can in the nose. This will create a mixture
of blood and semen dripping off of her face, which will resemble the inside of a jelly donut.
Jedi Mind Trick
When banging your partner, you repeatedly shout "I'm NOT fucking you, I'm NOT fucking you".
Jim Henson
When you fist someone and physically lift them off the ground. (aka The Muppet, Ass Puppet, Meat
Puppet)
Juanita Special Bean Dip
While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into her poop chute (be sure to get
your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so
she can get the full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip.
Juicy Fur basket
A dripping, wet pussy.
Kennebunkport Surprise
The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England Clam Chowder and screaming in
disgust as you release it between your partner's legs while chowing box.
Kick Fucking
The act of receiving sexual pleasure from repeatedly getting kicked in the ass.
Kiss of Death
Get a girl whose been cheating on you (but thinks she is getting away with it) to go down on you after
having secretly coated your dick with cyanide.
Landshark
The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her
ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a
biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.)
Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite
end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head,
(thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to
JAWS. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at
full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the
ass.
Lay-Away
Instead of giving up on that 14 year old hottie that you're dying to bang, but you know you're too old for,
but just can't resist, you begin to "work her over" (you know, play the nice guy, father figure type...)" in
hopes that you can scoop her up when she's legal. This approach is much like the lay-away system, you
get the merchandise when the time is right. *Does not apply to those living in Kentucky and West Virginia
where every age is legal*
Leave-in Conditioner
Dollops of semen strategically left in a woman's hairdo at a public gathering following fellatio. A good
lesson for those who refuse to swallow the evidence.

Lorena Bobbit
Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hardcore bootie sex, squeeze your butt
cheeks together as tight as you can, and start violently jumping
and thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his dick off.
Lost Soldier
After cumming, carefully slide your dick out off the condom, while still leaving it inside her pussy.
Louisiana Licker
Originally a flavor of chicken wing at a famous chain of western Pennsylvania restaurants - also the name
of a position when you find yourself lying on your back nostril deep in the cooch of a nasty bitch with
swamp ass.
Maine Special
Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick. Then call over the family dog and your sister.
Making Love
The act of sexual intercourse with a person you love and/or care for very deeply. Also known as "Bullshit."
Mandinga
The mandinga is performed by inserting your thumb and middle finger into your partner's vagina and
butthole, respectively. You know if you have performed the mandinga correctly if your partner yells
"Mandinga"! If she yells, "Ow!", you probably did it wrong. Also known as "The Bowling Ball."
Map of Hawaii
When you're fucking doggy style and you pull out and release a massive load all over her back, the trail of
cum drops usually takes the shape and form of the lovely Hawaiin islands. Aloha!
Matching Drapes
Reference to whether or not a woman's pubic hair color matches the hair on her head. Used in a
sentence: "Wow what a hot looking redhead, but I wonder do the curtains match the drapes?".
McShit
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're
just going to the hopper. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your
declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a McShit With
Lies.
Meating
A synonym for gay butt sex. So you could ask someone if you were still on for you meating later. It can
also be used as a verb. You could say "Lance gave me a severe meating."
Mellon Dive
Headbutting a woman's big fat titties. Always lots of fun.
Membrane Game
Jamming your thumb up a girl's pussy and your index finger up her asshole, and then rubbing the
membrane between the two.
Menthol
The act of getting head from a woman who just moments earlier ate a numerous amounts of cough drops,
thus insuring a pleasurable, tingly feeling on your cock.
Middle Relief
Some unknowing fans wonder how a professional pitcher can go through a season with one or two wins,
one or two losses, and one or two saves. Those of us who know our past time realize that he is most
likely in the shittiest part of the rotation known as "middle relief." While the middle reliever comes in to
provide sustenance after one pitcher is tired and before another comes in to secure a save, the middle
relief maneuver is also used in "down time." If you have been pummel-fucking a girl for a while and begin
to go a bit limp, use the nearest cylindrical object (fingers, dildo, bedpost, lead pipe) and ram it home
while you take a bit of a breather. This will allow the starting pitcher the necessary time to rest and
provide him with sufficient time to warm up to full strength once again. He then can come on as closer to
secure the deal. Forget about that curve ball, Ricky...give her the meat!
Mixture
The mixture originated in Simsbury, CT. It is performed by ejaculating all over the floor. Then, have your
psycho girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Proceed to mix it with your finger until you get a pink
mixture. Then paint your partner's face with it. Also known as "The Concoction"
Monkey Wrench
When some sadistic bitch takes your dick back between your legs and sucks you off.
Monroe Transfer
The act when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is
upside down (see SAMOAN PILE DRIVER), back-to-back with the
right-side-up standing man. Through careful anal-orafice matching
techniques, the man craps directly into the woman's upside-down pooper.
Moped
A chick that's a fun ride until your friends see you on it, if you know what I mean.
Morking
Made famous by Robin Williams on "Mork & Mindy," stick your pinky and ring fingers up a girls ass, then
jam your middle and index fingers up her cunt. Not complete until you finish it off with a Nanoo-Nanoo!
Moses
A man who enjoys going down on a woman during her period. Derived from the Biblical figure, Moses, who
parted the Red Sea.
Motion Sickness
Slamming your balls so hard on a chick while screwing her, it causes a feeling of nausea.
Motorboat
While performing oral sex on a girl, flap your lips together on her clit, thus imitating the sound of a
motorboat. She'll love you forever.
Motorcycle
While receiving a blowjob, you fart as loud as you can, at the same time twisting the cocksucker's ears
like the throttle of a motorcycle.
Mrs. Castro
The art of shitting directly onto a woman's lips and then having her suck on it like a fat Romeo y Julieta
Churchill.
Mudslide
For those with access to a garden hose, try a Mudslide. When your ho's drunk as Dean Martin sometime,
pull your meatbag out of her kornhole and quickly jam the hose up the vacant cavity. Turn on the faucet
full blast and stand back. Before you know it her eyes will bug out and a flow like the Haitian river will
stain your sheets. I suggest writing her name in big red letters and hanging the sheet on the front of your
house for all to see. For added pleasure, call her a dumb cunt and jerk off in her eyes. She'll thank you.
Muff Teaser
Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until
she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish
with a DIY (do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you
want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.
Mung
Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). Then place
your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach and try to catch as
much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth.
Mushy biscuit
This is actually a very fun game. Just choose a piece of food that you and your male friends like to eat.
Then you and your buddies form a tight circle around the food item and proceed to jerk off all over it.
Last one to bust a nut gets the prize of
eating the food.
Neopolitan
The first shit, after a good ass-ramming. Brown, white and red.
New Jersey Meathook
The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her
cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind.
See also "oven stuffer roaster".
New York Style Taco
Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you barf on her box. Happy Trails.
Nixon
A variation of the Bullwinkle in which you give two peace signs as your signal of dominance. May enhance
the act by shaking jowls and yelling "I'm not a crook". This is considered very bold and is frowned upon
for those with a modicum of decorum.
Noomshebah
The noomshebah originated in Tariffville, CT. It is performed by disrobing yourself completely and jumping
off a dresser yelling "noomshebah". After completing your jump, feel free to touch penises with your
partner. Best performed with young boys.
Nut Butter
The sweat and stink of the juices between your nuts and legs after a physical work out/sex. Not to be
confused with Fromunda Cheese.
Obtaining the Brown License
When the guy gives the out-hole a shagging for the first time in his life, he's acquired his brown license.
On the Rocks
A great party favorite accomplished by dunking your nutsack in someone's drink after they left the room.
When the person returns, enjoy the sight of them drinking your scrotal rinsate. Enjoy extra laughs if you
leave a nice pube in there sticking up like a tacky drink umbrella.
Oil Pump
When banging a chick missionary, put her heels on your shoulders. Then, move in and out in a motion
that closely resembles the oil pumps the have out in the oil
fields of Texas or in the Middle East. When you are about to blow your load, shout something like "We
struck oil!" or "She's gonna blow!" and spew your milky white oil all over the place.
Oscars Treat
This ones for the outdoor enthusiasts: Make sure your next "first time" date is on the night before trash
day. As you greet the "ho" at her front door you, tell her that because of your Obsessive Compulsive
Disorder you have a ritual you must perform before you begin the date. Being the gentleman that you
appear to be, she obliges. Before the tuna machine knows what hit her, grab the rope from the front seat
of your truck and hog tie her to the curbside mailbox. Quickly strip her rotten, and with the respect of a
sailor on leave... fill every orifice with the nearby garbage. Spank one out in the mailbox and go home.
Oven Stuffer Roaster
The unusual method of inserting your finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her
cervix. This procedure is more effective from behind.
Oyster
A derivation of the tea bag which is accomplished by numbing one's testicles with ice and then inserting
them in a chick's mouth and letting the tramp munch on them.
Pattycake
While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend is catching some head off the same girl, you
get a quick game of pattycake going. This makes you reminisce of
your childhood memories and eases the sight of watching your friend blow
his load.
Pasadena Mudslide
The act of leaving a windy, drippy, runny, watery diarrhea shit (also known as "Ass Piss") between the
breasts of a woman that runs down her body forming a shit puddle on her stomach while you straddle her
neck for a blow job. See also Cleveland Steamer
Paying off the Umpire
When you go to a hooker because you cant get to 3rd base on your own.
Paying the Rent
A position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders, while the man holds the balk of
her calves and bangs ferociously.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
Shit on a woman's snatch during menstruation. Proceed to munch. Mmmm Mmmm Nasty! (Crunchy or
smooth...depending on what you've been eating.)
Pearl Necklace
Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl it takes on the look of beautiful
jewelry. Fuck that diamonds are forever shit.
Peek-a-Boo
When some chick is riding you like the mechanical horse outside of a Walmart and grabbing her ass just
isn't enough, spread her ass cheeks far apart, which will open her brown eye nice and wide. Inserting
fingers or other objects at this point is not mandatory but encouraged. See also "Wink"
Pencil Sharpener
When a girl uses her teeth during felatio.
Penguin Blow
This happens when a hooker offers to blow you for five dollars. Of course you accept the offer and remove
your pants. She gets on her knees, gives you two licks and then runs off. You are left chasing after her
with your pants around your ankles, thus imitating a waddling penguin.
Pig Roast
While you're plugging some girl's hole doggie style, (up the dirt road or the funhole, pick your poison)
she's blowing your best friend's cock at the same time, hence simulating a pig on a spit. Very Similar to
Chinese Finger Cuffs.
Pillow Huffing
First, you press your butt tightly on a pillow and fart. After holding the fart in the pillow with your ass
cheeks for two seconds, quickly turn around and stuff your nose directly into the fart pillow. Inhale
deeply, and reap the rewards of euphoria and disorientation.
Pink Glove
Hate when this happens. Ever so often a girl is not wet enough during sex. When you finally pull out to
give her the money shot on her face, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.
Pirate's Treasure
While fucking your girl in the ass, you strike a hefty load of shit. After you've found this buried treasure
deep in her booty, you scream, "Argh!", like a pirate.
Pit Stop
You've spent all night boozing and courting a local slob, now it's time to go back to her place. Wrap up
the chit chat by jamming junior down her throat. When her lips are wrapped good and tight around your
meat whistle, let loose with that piss that's been building for hours. Her look of horror would normally be
enough reward, but as she evacuates, her coughing and your continual stream will mark all of your
territory, leaving you with even greater satisfaction. You won't be able to stop, so if she chases you, make
sure the pursuit leads you to every corner of her abode, she'll appreciate your lawn sprinkler imitation.
Playing Ping-Pong
You have two girls with you and they are in the 69 position with each other. You then alternately fuck
each of them while they chow each other. You go from the missionary position on one and run to the
other side and work in doggie style on the other one. Repeat as many times as necessary / possible. (aka
"Burning the Candle at Both Ends", "The Times Square Shuttle", "The Gunga Din")
Plug-N-Tug
The awesome act of plugging a girl doggie style and pulling her hair back at the same time. Should be
done in such a rhythm that as you thrust forward, her hair is being pulled back. Spitting on her and
asking "Who's your daddy?" seems to work best with trailer park trash who haven't a shred of self
esteem.
POD
"Post Orgasmic Depression". The overwhelming regret felt immediately after you blow your load with a
chick you really didn't want to fuck in the first place.
Pole Vault
Originated by ancient Romans. When the female has sucked your pole to the point of ejaculation she
swiftly inserts the index finger of her right hand into your anus. This surprise causes a subtle popping out
of the eyes, a natural arch to the lower back and extra propulsion necessary to clear the high bar. Bruce
Jenner added this to his warm-up routine after losing to Sergie Bubka in the 1976 Olympics.
Polish Abortion
After cumming, take off the condom, tie it in a knot, and throw it against the wall. Then shout, "that little
bastard won't get out now."
Popcorn Trick
First, take your girlfriend to the movies, for a nice romantic date. Buy a tub of popcorn, wait until the
lights dim, and carefully make a hole in the bottom on the tub. Then, inconspicuously insert your penis
through the bottom of the tub into the popcorn and casually offer some to your bitch. When she digs in,
she will find nice surprise. Who doesn't love buttered popcorn?
Porcelain Kiss
When you are taking a shit in a public washroom and your dick accidentally touches the rim of the bowl.
Hmmm, STD, bacteria, both? Who knows?
Porky Pine
Screwing a girl that has not shaved her legs in about three weeks.
Potato Chips
Peeling the dried up jizz off of your partner's stomach, or wherever you shot it, and eating it.
Puerto Rican Fog Bank
While 69ing with your partner, release a cloud of sphincter fog directly into her nostrils.
Pull Start
Put as many anal beads as possible into your partner's tail end. Then when they least suspect it, pull
them out like your starting a lawnmower.
Pump-N-Dump
Having a girl ride you while you sit on the toilet taking a massive shit.
Pumpkin
The art of eating a girl out while she's on the shitter.
Puppy Love
It's Sunday morning and you're robbing a girlscout of her dignity and her future by giving her a sausage
enema. You turn slowly only to find her pregnant basset hound chowing down on your filthy hole. With a
swift kick to the doggy cunt of your attacker, you release a spew of bloody premature puppies from that
bitches open wound. You than gather up their limp bodies and fire them rapidly at the girlscouts head
hoping to connect with one fatal blow. If that doesn't work, fuck her again and then kill her and stuff the
puppies up her ass. P.S. kick the dog again before you leave
Purple Mushroom
This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back
into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to a purple mushroom.
Queef
A well known, but sometimes embarrassing occurrence. Queefing happens when air gets trapped in a girls
vagina, and makes a soft hissing, or farting kind of a sound while that air is released.
Ram
The ram is when you're attacking from behind, and you start ramming
her head against the wall or headboard in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall
should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile
sensitivity.
Rapp N Poke
It's Saturday night in the hood and you're lookin to stuff your Ho of the week. After the bitches 9 juvenals
hit the streets for an evening of violence, you stroll up in you're beat-up Cadillac an hour late with two
quarts of mad dog to set the mood. Don't forget to stop along the way to sell two rocks of crack to some
under aged criminals. Now start the evening by yelling,"come here my little tar baby and suck my meat"
Dip your oversized nigger-cock into some Kool-Aid and stuff it between her dish lips. Constantly beat her
like the slave that she is and pound your fist into that bubble ass. Now whack off into a bucket of extra
crispy chicken and put it over her head so she can't see the watermelon that you're about to volley off of
her thick skull. After you shoot her, go to the porch, sit down, and don't work for the rest of your life.
Rat Tail
When you wake up in the morning and a used condom is hanging out of your ass, thus creating a tail.
Reading the Defense
The concept of a guy making a split second decision when in a situation to score with some chick when
out without his girlfriend/wife. "Reading the Defense" refers to making all of the proper "game time
adjustments" not to get caught cheating later on at some point. Having Beer Goggles makes it very hard
to Read the Defense.
Rear Admiral
An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't
let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that you end
up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun to watch her
face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing
into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.
Red Wings
Another name for navigating the moose knuckle with your tongue while discovering the girl is on her rag.
Be a real man and earn your red wings soldier!
Relative Humidity
That first drop of sweat that rolls off your balls and down the crack of your cousin's ass while you fuck
her.
Reltny
In a man's restroom, the urinals often contain salt or deodorant tablets. A reltny is someone who sucks on
them.
Resuscitation
When a girl is asleep, carefully open her mouth so that she doesn't awake. Then, squat over her face and
carefully place your shit hole on her lips. When the time is right, you let rip the biggest, baddest fart ever
known to man and see if it wakes her up. Great fun during those long sleepless nights.
Reverse Snowball
Eating a girl's pussy after some other stiff just got done cumming inside her. Of course your dumb ass
didn't know about it in the first place, but you kind of deserve it for eating that stinky, jizzy pussy
anyway.
Rim
The outer, often wrinkled and dark brown edge of the shit shoot. The art of exploring this prune-like
orifice with your tongue is known as "rimming". To have this done to you would be to receive a "rim job"
(also known as "ANAL TONGUE DARTS").
Roddy Piper
When getting your girl from behind, you toss the sleeper hold on her and knock her out a'la Rowdy Roddy
Piper. While nailing your unconscious victim, you get to simulate your life long dream of necrophilia. Now
you never have to break into the morgue again.
Rodeo
Similar to the Bronco. You start once again, banging a chick from behind. At a pre-arranged time you
grab her hair with one hand just as several buddies bust into the room. See if you can hang on for 8
seconds cowboy. Yee Haw! Also known as "Raging Bull"
Rose Creeper
Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your sweetheart's neck, breasts, and inner thigh.
Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss her entire body. After working her into the
mood for some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your raging boner. Begin to punish-fuck her
dumper while whipping her with the rose and screaming nasty obscenities at her. I bet she never saw that
coming.
Rot Bush
The nasty patch of overgrown hair on a whore who has never trimmed or shaved it. Because of that it
stinks and it's all wiry since it's been unkempt and endured over 100 periods and 1,000 fuck sessions.
Rudolph
When banging a girl on the rag, pull out your blood stained cock and smear it across the chick's nose
thus painting it bright red and making her look like Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Works great at
Christmas time.
Sacking the Cook
A code phrase between guys to let your friends know you've just received a blow job. For example, "You
know Vanessa? She just sacked my cook."
Saluting the Colonel
After ramming your partners ass, you notice a kernel of corn on the head of your cock.
Samoan pile driver
This is for all you sadistic-masochistic wrestling fans out there. This sexual position occurs when you pile
drive your partner while receiving head. This process is
repeated while screaming, "ABDAY ABDAY ABDAY, HA!" Repeat and Rinse.
San Diego Surprise
The act of bringing a girl home and while fucking her, having a friend in waiting enter the room naked in
hopes of a consensual threesome. Named by Navy guys stationed in San Diego. Rumored to work about
one third of the time.
Sandbag
Under an assumed name in a tropical region, you meet a young hottie and engage in the well known
clich? of sex on the beach. Just before insertion remove the rubber
(without getting caught of course), and proceed to bang away until you
blow your load, without pulling out. As you dismount and prepare for departure,
grab a handful of sand, throw it in her eyes, and run away laughing
hysterically while leaving her blinded ,butt-necked, and knocked up. Works
best along with the aid of your old friends, Ruphenol or Liquid G. Also lots of fun
when accomplished during the spring break season.
Sandpiper
A good ass fucking on the local beach, desert, or playground sandbox. Also known as the "Sandblast".
Santa Cruz
A timeless classic. Take a surfer girl, cover her in Mr. Zoggs sex wax, then proceed to beat her senseless
with a surfboard. Once she's passed out, you jerk off on her face, stand with one foot on her, hold your
hands in the air in the "hang ten" sign, and shout, "Yar, Dude!"
Santa Fe
Going on a trip and nailing some skank at every stop.
Sardine
When you're eating out a 84 year old woman's pussy that hasn't been fucked in fifty years and her crusty
old clit just breaks off and falls in your mouth. It will taste and look like a sardine.
Scabby
The unfortunate occurrence for a male due to a practice of dry humping in blue jeans sans
undergarments. One of the most feared of all sexual accidents. Also known as "Bump-N-Grind Rash"
Screwnicorn
When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed
unicorn.
Skull Cap
Your sitting on a couch or chair (preferably watching porn). She's in front on her knees with your sack in
her mouth. While she is sucking... you are stroking. As you begin your joyous release, grab the base of
your shaft and (as hard as you can) tattoo her farhead with your cock. When done properly a full
impression of a mushroom should be left on her bean.
Search Party
When you and a partner are searching for a lost load that could be lost in her hair.
Seatbelt
While one fag straddles his partner's cock, he receives a blowjob from the fruitcake on the bottom.
Sharp Shooter
Anyone that can shoot his magic cream with extreme accuracy. You gotta take his word for it, since you
don't want him to demonstrate on your chin, unless of course you're into that sort of thing.
Shirley Temple
Pouring a can of 7-Up on a girl's menstruating pussy and eating her out.
Shitty Breakup
When you wanna dump your girlfriend in a mean way you fuck her in her ass and then make her give you
a blowjob. Then after you cross the finish line you simply say, "Look, we gotta talk...".
Shocker
The shocker is performed by inserting one of your fingers into your partner's asshole in a rotating manner.
Should be done with plenty of lubrication.
Shop-Vac
When a dirty, talented tramp stuffs you're entire package (balls and all) into her mouth, and blows you
with amazing suction power.
Shrimping
The act of shooting a huge load in your partner's ass and then sucking the contents out with a straw.
Silent Alarm
You are banging a girl and you hear her husband pull up in the driveway.
Skiing
While facing in the same direction, a girl gets between two guys and jerks them both off, thus imitating
some hardcore cross-country action.
Sleeping with the Fishes
A female version of the wet nap that is accomplished by rubbing her stank-ass twat all over a guy's pillow.
See also "Wet Nap"
Slumpbuster
When a professional athlete finds the dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most disease-ridden skank and puts the
wood to her with the intent that it will break up a slump.
Smiley Game
This game involves a bunch of men sitting around a table at their favorite bar and a woman giving
random blowjobs underneath the table. Anyone who smiles has to buy a round of beer for the rest.
Smuggling a Yo-Yo
Another term for camel toe/bear claw with the exception that you can actually see the outline of her lips
through her pants.
Snerd Nergling
The act of moving your anal lovers' turds around within his/her lower intestine with your dick. Really
popular with the lavender boys, hence the expression, "Oh Lance, Nergle me you Snerd"...
Snoodling
When an uncircumcised homo pulls his extra foreskin over the cock of another homo and proceeds to jerk
him off. Those gays have way too much free time. Can be used at as a great derogatory term as in, "You
Snoodler!".
Snowball
Ah yes, every man's worst nightmare, the dreaded snowball. This happens when a girl blows you and spits
the jizz in your mouth. Another definition is when a girl blows some other guy, and then gives you a hot
sloppy kiss with some of that guy's fresh jizz still in her mouth. With all those dirty broads out there, odds
are it has happened to you. Just ask your friends if it has, cause they probably already know and have
been laughing their asses off at you.
Snowmobile
When plugging a girl while she's on all fours, reach around and sweep out her arms so she falls on her
face.
Snuff
Lovingly fuck the shit out of your virgin or raggin' girlfriend and wipe your bloody member across her
face. Take a couple Polaroid's, show them to your friends, and brag that you're a snuff film superstar.
Southern Trespass
The Southern Trespass most frequently occurs when an over zealous (drunk) man is involved in
intercourse with his lady friend. Through lack of concentration, lack of coordination, or simply because he
wants to do it, the man quickly switches from the woman's vagina to the corn hole, without missing a
beat. If executed properly, this act catches the female by complete surprise, stunning her like a cattle
prod to
the ass in a rain storm. No matter how long the man reaps the benefits of
his efforts, he can now be content with the fact that he has committed the
coveted Southern Trespass.
Spoiler
The historic conquest of de-flowering some guy's fiancee no more than one week before the wedding day.
Spoiler with Cheese
Brutally sodomizing the shit hole of some guy's fiancee no more than one week before the wedding day.
Squeegee
When a girl's pussy gets to wet because you are fucking her good, pull out and wrap fingers around the
base of your cock and move up to "squeegee" off the extra moisture so you can last longer in the saddle.
Stowaway
When you meet a tasty tourist, take her home and fuck her, unwittingly leaving her knocked-up. She soon
leaves, unbeknownst to her that she's carrying a small castaway.
Straighten the Arrow
When you think one of your buddies is turning a little fruity, or you think he might be bi-curious or worse
yet gay, just get all of your straight friends together and kick the living shit out of him. Fancy name for
tough love.
Stranger
Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off; eliciting the feeling of a hand job from
someone else.
Stranger on the Rocks
Sticking your hand in a bucket of ice and then jerking off. Spanken not stirred.
Strangers in the Night
When you and your gay buddy each numb your hand (you should know how by now) and spank each
other off. Thus eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else, from someone else.
Stingy Nut
When a chick isn't worth fucking; pull down her pants, bend her over, and jerk off all over her ass.
Stuffing the Cat
While fucking one of those loose-as-a-goose cunts, you stick random objects (fingers, dildos, TVs,
lampshades, etc.) to tighten it up so you can achieve orgasm.
Stumpin
(caution, this move requires imagination and balance). As you hover over a quadruple amputee, carefully
insert what's left of her arms up your ass while using her knarled thighs to whack off. This should produce
a stream of spunk which should land where a normal persons feet would be. You've now been stumpin.
Submarine Races
When you and a friend get together with two chicks and see who can get their girl off first.
Sud n' fud
When trying to bang a girl, she gives that same old story, "I'm not that kind of girl.", "I don't fuck on the
first date.", "I'm catholic.","Stop asshole.", etc. etc... After
hearing all this bullshit, you whip out your handy bar of soap. Then lather up
her armpit (or any other joint you prefer), and proceed to fuck that instead.
Surfing
This happens when you nail a fat woman. As you watch the rippling effect of her rolls with every thrust,
along with the feeling of being drenched, off balance, out of
control, and in danger, you are given the sense of riding the ultimate wave.
Surprise Party
This act works best on a girl who specifically tells you NOT to cum in her mouth during a blowjob.
However, right before you unload, hold her head firmly in place so she can't escape and yell, "There's a
party in your mouth and I'm cumming" and proceed to paint the inside of her mouth a nice milky white.
As she gags, spits and curses at you, point at her and laugh hysterically.
Swimmer's Ear
When a girl is giving you a good sucking and right before you erupt, you remove yourself from her mouth,
place your purple head in her ear, and fill her ear with some sweet love seed. Hopefully, you will give her
an infection.
Table Time
This is when you are bending someone over a table doggy style, and right as you are about to cum in the
heat of the moment you ask them "What time is it?" When they look back at you confused and say,
"What?" You then slam their head into the table and say "It's Table Time Beeeiotch!!!"
Tailgate Party
Jacking off before you see the bitch you are going to fuck.
Taint
The spot between a woman's cunt and her asshole. Called the taint because "taint her twat, taint her
asshole". Also known as the chinrest.
Target Practice
When she takes it out of her mouth while 69'ing, shove her nose in your ass hole.
Tea Bag
A sack like structure containing a guy's fat balls that is attached to his
massive unit and is stuffed into the mouths of young girls to make them make a "wamuphm" like noise.
Also known as "Tea Bagging"
Team Player
Some slut that has been nice enough to fuck you and all of your friends.
Tennessee Tea Bag
This act requires some additional tools: a handset from your neighbors phone, a rubber mallet from his
tool box, and while your in his garage you might as well take his softball. These objects or ones similar
should work well. Oooh ya don't forget a piece of lemon. As she lies on her back, you straddle her on your
knees. Once your facing your opponents hairy patch, start to shove one object at a time into her hole
(unlubricated works best). The pain or the embarrassment should keep her mouth open for quite a while.
By the time you get to the softball she should be ready. While crouching over her proceed to dip your nuts
into her mouth. Bite some lemon while doing this and continue the process. You are now tea bagging the
slob.
Three-Tard
When a group of retards go at it. Usually found in group homes for special people.
The Gummy Bear
Best performed on a sleeping grandmother. While the old bag is in a pharmaceutical haze with her teeth in
a glass, straddle her wrinkled mug and jam your naughty boy down her throat (through her gums)
blowing your jack down her withered esophagus. If she wakes up, just tell her she forgot to take her pills
and you were helping her. A fun variation on this is to turn around just as she wakes up, put her dentures
in your ass and start screaming at her like a wild talking asshole (which, of course, you are).
The Mugger
Some how your cock ends up in some hogs mouth and an unwanted thumb ends up in your chute. You
retaliate back at your opponent by releasing a gust of swamp ass. You can guarantee that she would have
rather been hit in the face with pepper spray.
The Pitchfork
Pick up any Stevie Wonder lovin' blind slut... and while your fucking her dog, beat her senseless with that
ridiculous cane. Because you're definitely gone straight to hell!
Tickle Me Elmo
When the chin hairs of a skanky bitch tickle your nutsack during fellatio. Not about to start a Christmas
time craze any time soon.
Tilty
While hitting it doggy style, the pussy smells so bad that you have to tilt your head back to avoid the
stench.
Titanic
Any slut who goes down first time out.
Tortoise
When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did.
Toe Jam
When some skank insists on playing "footsies" with your cock and you reward her by spraying a heaping
helping of ball juice all over toes.
Tonsil Gag
This is when your cock is buried so deep in a girl's mouth that when you cum, your semen bypasses her
mouth region altogether and instead deposits your jizz all over her tonsils and esophagus instantly
triggering her gag reflex.
Top Shelf
Next time you're at the house of someone you hate, take a wicked shit in the top part of the toilet. They'll
go insane trying to figure out where that stench is coming from. Also known as "Upper Deck."
Topeka Destroyer
The act of vomiting directly onto your partner's head while receiving fellatio. (Also known as "Cold Lunch")
Tossing Salad
A common prison act where one person basically chows asshole with the help of whatever condiments are
available. (i.e. mustard, jelly, syrup, olive oil, etc.) I'm never going to prison.
Trifecta
Screwing 3 women in the same night without any of them knowing about the others. Showering in
between is strictly forbidden.
Tropical Wind
When getting your asshole eaten out by a worthless tramp, you break wind.
Trunk Butt
An asshole that's been fucked so many ways, the insides of the colon begin to protrude out.
Tucked In
When your father or other male relative stops by your room at night to, "tuck himself in."
Tupperware Party
When thee guys are triple-teaming a chick...one with his penis in her mouth, another in her vagina, and
the third in her anus. So named because she is sealed 'airtight'.
Turkish Prison
Where you are so desperately horny you will nail anything without the need for alcohol, dates or nerves.
"He's so bad off, he's in a Turkish prison."
Turkish Shampoo
After you've blown the load from a good blowjob, while the woman is licking your sack, you dribble a nice
smooth stream of piss into her hair. If done right, her head will be totally soaked before she realizes it
Tuna Melt
You're down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just happens to be that time of the month. By
no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your
face.
Turkey Shoot
When you're cumming, cum on her face and let it drip off her chin so it looks like that red shit on the
turkey's chin.
Twinkler
When you are 69-ing and she gags on your member and you can
see her bung-hole pucker up.
Twisted Sister
Have your dominatrix girlfriend dress up in some hot black leather gimp wear and proceed to handcuff
your hands behind your back and then force you to your knees. Unsuspecting, diminutive, and cradled
over with your ass is in the air, she then gives you the most erotic enema of your life. Now that's some
great S&M fun.
Valsalva
The act of pinching shut (with thumb and forefinger) a woman's nose while receiving fellatio; most
effective when employed just prior to the release point due to the gag reflex and ensuing swallow that the
woman is forced to do to continue breathing. A great first date ploy, as it sets the stage for what the rules
of engagement will be ahead.
Vegetarian Hot Lunch
A variation upon the "Hot Lunch" in which the diner stretches a piece of saran wrap over her mouth before
defecation begins such that chewing (for texture) is possible, but no actual contact with the shit product
occurs.
Wake up call
Waking up in the middle of the night with the hard on of your life. You then turn to your fast asleep
partner and dry fuck her ass into oblivion. The clincher to performing a wake up call is to act like nothing
of the sort happened in
the morning e.g. "Sweetheart, what's that on your back?
Walk of Shame
When all of your buds see you walking home in the morning from the house of the nasty bitch they
begged you not to fuck the night before.
Walrus
After spunking in a gir'ls mouth, you pinch the center of her two lips together and hold her nose. This will
force the cum to dribble out of the sides of her mouth, thus the teeth of the walrus.
West Side Glaze
Same as the east side glaze, but the majority of your jizz lands on the left side of her face.
Western Grip
When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip
that rodeo folks use. Hence, western.
Wet Nap
When you let your load out on a girl's pillow, and then make her sleep on it.
Wink
Related to the "Peek-a-Boo". This is the act of spreading and closing her ass cheeks in a rhythmic,
constant motion so that it looks like the brown eye is winking at you.
Winter Bush
Common to the winter months, bush sometimes grows wild during that time.
Wizard's Sleeve
Another word for a large cavernous vagina.
Wooden Indian
Next time your banging a gook, stuff an old dime store wooden Indian up her cunt 'till she's dead. Then
throw her in front of a truck. I call this the wooden Indian I think you will too. Great around the holidays.
In the event an officer of the law should catch you, just mutter incoherently about Pearl Harbor and Nazis.
You're sure to get off.
Woody woodpecker
When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap your cock on her forehead.
Yellow Bunny
Right before entering a girl's pussy, pee all over her, then proceed like nothing happened.
Zombie Mask
While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look
right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow yourload. Then, just when you're ready to
spew a good weeks worth of goo,
blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce
the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and
moaning like the walking dead.
Zorch
Someone who sucks farts out of assholes.
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Degenerate Dictionary(WARNING Not for the squemish or faint hearted)

Getting a blow job while you are taking a dump.

Dropping a nice healthy load of your ball juice.

lesson for those who refuse to swallow the evidence.

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You see there was a reason for the warning. :lol:

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