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Oven Stuffer Roaster 1. n. Type of chicken that is usually seasoned and baked
for an extended period. 2. n. The unusual method of inserting your finger in the
ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is
more effective from behind (see NEW JERSEY MEAT-HOOK).
High Dive: /hi-div/ 1. n. Act of jumping out of a plane and free falling toward
earth at nearly 200 mph. 2. The skill of pulling your Johnson all the way out of
your partners hole, and in one motion, swiftly jamming it home again. Best used
in Corn Hole technique, but dangerous. (aka The Southern Trespass)
Shop-vac: /shop vak/ 1. n. An industrial vacuum cleaner able to pick up large
quantities of material and liquids. 2. Sexual equivalent. The act of making a girl
inhale your hog from behind while you're "pulling the V" (see FRUIT BASKET,
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS).
Tea-bag: /tee bagg/ 1.n. A sack like structure containing flavored leaves that is
attached to a string and dangled in water to give it flavor. 2.n. A sack like
structure containing my fat balls that is attached to my massive unit and is
stuffed into the mouths of young girls to make them make a "wamuphm" like
noise. 3.v tea-bag(ing) the act of stuffing them with the sack filled with my fat
balls.
Arabian Goggles: /a-RA-be-an GAU-gals/ 1.n. Eyeglasses originating from the
Middle Eastern region of the world; specially designed with hooded sides to
protect the desert camel driver in extreme sand and wind storms common to
the area. 2. n. A seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles where the
satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the "ride", thus resting the
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balls in said gogglee's eye sockets.

Roman War Helmet: /Roe-mun wore HeLL-mutt/ 1. n. A helm, usually of steel
worn by legionnaires in the Roman Empire. 2. n. A bold maneuver involving the
spread nut sack being placed above the eyes, while the unit rests down the
bridge of the nose.
Samoan Pile Driver: /suh-MOan Pyl-dryver/ 1. n. A virility dance practiced
throughout Samoan tribes in the Ganges River Basin. 2.n. A large crane-like
machine used to extract diamonds from the Samoan Diamond Mines of
Carnutspa. 3. n. A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the
bed are perpendicular but she is upside down (See also FLOAT VALVE). The
practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his @#%$
due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is
repeated while screaming, "Abdaay....goony,goony,goony...ABDAY. ABDAY.
ABDAY. HA!" Repeat and rinse.
Cleveland Steamer: /KLEEV-lund STEE-mrhh/ 1. n. A water-based merchant

cargo vessel originating from a large Ohioan city near Lake Erie. 2. n.(slang)
The act of leaving a @#%$ stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving
penal (that is, *****) pleasure from friction between the mammaries. (see
HAWAIIN MUSCLE @#%$ and PASADENA MUDSLIDE)
Hot Karl: n. 1. A German man who just happens to be warm at the moment.n.
2.The act in which a woman sucks the @#%$ of the man who was just balls
deep in her can. (see also CORN HOLE)
Hot Karl Candy Cane: n. 1. A variation of the aforementioned in which the man
who is receiving oral @#%$ cleaning gives the woman a reach around.(See also
SHOCKER)
Dirty Sanchez: /dur-TEE SAN-chez/ 1. n. a filthy hair-lipped Mexican peasant. 2.
n. The act of fingering a chick's cornhole, and wiping the remaining detritus on
her upper lip while screwing her from behind thus leaving a trail of $hit
moustached across her visage.
Dirty Rodriguez: 1.v. Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, except in place of the
detritus stained finger, its a finger swamped with ball sweat. (aka. The wet
burrito)
The Divot: A golfers favorite, when youve got a hand below the belt of your
favorite girl, holler FORE and rip out a handful of the pubes.
Purple Mushroom: After receiving a blow job, but before letting loose the
finishing touch, pull out of her mouth and stab you dick head on into her cheek,
leaving a purple mushroom impression. (aka. Mushroom Punch; Danza Slap)
Abraham Lincoln: 1 n. The 16th president of the USA. 2 v. The act of removing
some short curlies and sticking them to the chin of your girl, upon which you
just blew your loving load, thus completing her democratic transformation.
Message in a Bottle: 1. Classic rock song by sting and the Police. 2. After
finishing up with a cheap *****, you grab the money you owe her off the
dresser and stuff it in the used condom.
Bucking Bronco: 1. When with your significant other, doggie style and directly
before she hits orgasm, grab her t.its and scream another girls name and see
how long you can hang on. 2. Instead of screaming anothers name, pull an
unannounced southern trespass, and hang on.
Rodeo: 1. During a bucking bronco, you have a couple of buddies hidden in the
closet who burst out with a video camera to cheer you on.
Donkey Punch: 1. When you are doing a girl from behind, and about to come,
you pull a southern trespass, and dive into her a$$hole. Right as you do this,
punch her as hard as you can in the back of the head, knocking her out. 2. A
second variation involves the punch going to the kidneys instead of the head,
this time however, the punch starts with an elbow drop, followed by a fist.
Chili Dog: An accurate description of your dick after you titty f.uck a girl, whose
chest you dropped a $hit on immediately before the assault.
Dog in the Bathtub: The result of trying to fit your entire nutsack into a girls
cornhole. So named because any attempt is about as easy as putting a dog in a
bathtub.
Pig Roast: When you and a pal decide to tag team a girl, then as one is getting
her from behind and one sticking it down her throat, you pick her up and spin
her around, like a pig on a spit.
Eiffel Tower: A variation of the Pig Roast, instead of spinning her around, you
simply high-5 over her back, and the silhouette resembles the Eiffel tower.
Strawberry Shortcake: When you give your girl a money shot on the face, and
immediately following punch her in the nose. Finishing touches include smearing
that gooey mix with your @#%$ to give the appearance of a beautiful pastry.
(AKA jelly donut)
One-eyed Pirate: Very similar in all aspects to a southern trespass, except, upon
anal intrusion, your girl turns back to face you, growling ARRRRRR through
squinted eyes.
New York Style Taco: 1. Something rank and unhealthy found on a lunch truck
in NYC. 2. Something rank and unhealthy left in your girls box, usually vomit,
from too much drinking before chowing the nasty clam.
White Dragon: 1. Dolph Lundgren in Showdown in little Tokyo. 2. The act of
punching a girl in the throat after cumming in her mouth, to ensure that she
blows the load back out of her nose, similar to paintings of an angry, smoking
dragon.
Flaming Martian: 1. A being from Mars, who has caught fire. 2. The end result of
blowing a load on a girls face, and then lighting that $hit on fire.
11-11-2005, 09:07 AM
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Honeywell: The naughty bits of any fine, virgin. Called so because, they have
yet to be nasty beef curtains, and more resemble an upside down well of sweet
nectar. Occasionally found on freshman girls, rarely found after the first
semester.
Topeka Destroyer: / TOE-pek-a d'stroi-yrr/ 1. n. An ironclad American warship
fabricated in the poorly placed shipyards of Central Kansas. 2. n. The act of
vomiting directly onto your partner's head while receiving fellatio. (See COLD
LUNCH)
Cajun Hot Stick: /cage-in hot sti-ck/ 1. n. A spicy meat stick. 2.n. The act in
which the @#%$ is taken out of her pooper (see also Cajun Log) and slathered
in the pool of dip spit in the small of her back and then re-inserted.
Rim: /RIM/ 1. n. the outer often curved or circular edge of something. 2. the
outer often wrinkled and dark brown edge of the @#%$ shoot. 3. v. (ing) the
art of exploring this prune-like orifice with your tongue (aka Anal Tongue Darts;
Tossing Salad)
Greek: /gr-ek/ 1. n. A man or woman that was born in Greece. 2.v.The act of
using your glue stick (if you know what I'm saying)and gluing your said
partner's eyes closed. i.e. "Hey guys, check it out, "I greeked her" or "I'm sorry
honey, but you asked for the "greek salad".
Dutch Oven: /duh-shovin/ 1. n. a cast-iron kettle with a tight cover that is used
for baking in an open fire. 2. n.
entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of a$$-odor by farting
under the covers and pulling them up over her head (and yours as well if your
into it.)
Dutch Treat: /dush-treet/ 1. n. a meal or other entertainment for which each
person pays his own way. 2. n. the unexpected result of a Dutch oven gone bad.
(see also "GAMBLING and LOSING")
Beef Curtain: /BEEF kurtun/ 1. n. A temperature barrier to protect a meat locker
from harmful heat and bacteria. 2. The skanked-out remains of the labia after
being stretched like play-doh from an hour of jammy-jam (see also BEEF
DRAPES and MEAT TARP).
The Bullwinkle: 1. n. An elk-like animal found mostly in the north woods of

Wisconsin and areas of Canada. 2. n. The sign given to a kickee when in doggie
style. It is performed by placing both hands over your head with palms facing
out and waving your fingers wildly.
The Nixon: 1. n. An American President who was forced to resign in 1973

amidst allegations of campaign fraud. 2. n. A variation of The Bullwinkle in
which you give two peace signs as your indication of dominance. (Optional: You
may yell "I'm not a crook" This is considered a very bold rendition and is very
rarely done.)
Christmas Turkey Carver: 1. n. A large, straight knife used to slice a cooked bird
before consumption. 2. n. The person doing the carving. 3. n. The act of sitting
carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers in her vagina, one in
her a$$, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect
L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot. (see
also SHOCKER and MACHINE GUN KELLEY). 4. n. The person doing the carving.
(see RON JEREMY)
Glazed Doughnut: /glaz-d DO-nut/ 1.n. a sugar coated baked pastry

characterized by its round shape and puckered hole in the middle. 2.n. The act
of taking a girl in the a$$, pulling out, and spoo-ing all over her pastry buns,
thus transforming her rump into the illusion of an oversized, quivering glazed
donut.
Hot Lunch: 1.n. Any of a myriad of well-balanced and pre-prepared meals,
delivered warm to the children at lunch time in the school cafeteria. 2. n. The
result of defecating directly into your partner's mouth.
Vegetarian Hot Lunch: 1. n. A variation of the above for students wo are

inclined not to eat animal products. 2. n. A variation upon the aforementioned
meal in which the diner stretches a piece of saran wrap over her mouth such
that chewing (for texture) is possible, but no actual contact with animal product
occurs. (see DENTAL DAM)
Scabby D: /skab-E DE/ 1.n. a rapper from Des Moines with a bizarre speech
impediment. 2. n. The unfortunate occurrence for a male due to a practice of
dry ****in in blue jeans sans undergarments. One of the most feared of all
sexual accidents.
New Jersey Meathook: /nu jer-ZE mEt-huk/ 1.n. Any of a breed of rusty, sharp
east-coast ceiling hooks used to hang beef sides in a meat locker. 2.n. The act
of inserting your finger into the a$$ of your partner, and while screwing her
from behind, using only your arm muscles to control the consummation rhythm
and process. This method requires excellent restraint and posture; hunchbacking
or bending at the waist is never permitted. (see OVEN STUFFER ROASTER)
Kennebunkport Suprise: /ke-ne-bunk-port SU-pris/ 1.n. An unepected gift from
the Atlantic coast of Maine. 2.n. The act of covertly filling your cheeks with
chunky-style New England Clam Chowder and screaming in disgust as you
release it between your partner's legs while chowing box.
Paying the Rent: 1.n. A regularly scheduled exchange of equity for the right to
reside on another's piece of real property. 2.n. A sexual position in which the
woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders, with the man holding the back
of her calves and banging ferociously.
Manroe Transfer: /MAN-ro trans-fur/ 1.n. Any sort of exchange made in a

quaint Connecticut town. 2. n. Any purchase of drugs at a McDonalds drive-thru
window in said quaint Connecticut town. 3.n. The act when the woman's back
and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down (see SAMOAN PILE
DRIVER), back-to-back with the right-side-up standing man. Through careful
anal-orifice matching techniques, the man craps directly into the woman's
upside-down pooper.
Pasadena Mudslide: /pa-sa-dE-na MUD-slid/ 1.n. A massive erosion event

caused by the combination of steep slopes and torrential rain in the San
Fernando Valley of Southern California. 2.n. The act of leaving a windy $hit
between the breasts of a woman while you straddle her neck for a blow job. A
close cousin to the CLEVELAND STEAMER.
Davey Crockett: /da-VE krok-et/ 1. pn. American folk hero of note known as the
king of the wild frontier, and recognized by his racoon skin cap. Renowned for
killing a bear when he was only three. 2. n. A sexual maneuver in which you slip
a muscle relaxer into your partner's snizzpod, and slide your head in, thus
wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.
Double Wishbone /dub-el wish-BON/ 1.n. An advanced shock-absorbency

suspension system design found in most modern automobiles. 2.n. The play in
which, while in seated 69 position, the man inserts both indexfingers into the
vagina and both middle fingers into the anus followed by aggressively pulling
outwards with both arms. Spitting in anus, while optional, is encouraged for
future maneuvers.
Beetle Clip: Inserting one finger in each the vagina and a$$ and attempting to
pinch the two fingers together.
Six Pack: While performing the beetle clip, an attempt to lift the girl upside
down and carry her like a six pack.
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who actually does any of this stuff, i think it would be very hard to get away
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The angry pirate has me ROFLMAO!!
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who actually does any of this stuff, i think it would be very hard to get
away with
Who doesn't do this stuff??
11-11-2005, 01:01 PM
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Ive actually tried the Fish Eye, but couldnt keep it together after.
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For those of you who tag team chicks:
The Eiffel Tower - While you're banging a chick from behind and your buddy is
recieving oral from her, you both give each other a big high five.
Edit: BTW to the guy above who copied and pasted a bunch of them,
Dammit PLEASE STOP
Anyone can just google these and read a bunch of them. We've been putting
really good ones or new ones that nobody have heard.
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11-16-2005, 06:24 PM
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WHOA sorry didn't mean to encroach on your cyber territory.
For the record, that was a dictionary one of my friends came up with and not
just a Google search.
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WHOA sorry didn't mean to encroach on your cyber territory.
For the record, that was a dictionary one of my friends came up with
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Dude, you killed this thread a long time ago, let it die
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Bump! This is great stuff
Im still laughing about the hoover one!!
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Originally Posted by roller84

Angry Pirate When you're f-----g a chick, pull it out and shoot it in her
eye and then kick her in the shin. She then limps around the room
covering her eye saying "Arghhh".
roflcopter, i nearly spit out my top ramen
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