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9th November 2009, 19:06

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Kaboose - When a group of guys a slam a girl in the same night, the Kaboose is the last person to
go. Similar to sloppy seconds, but entails more than 2 people.
Kamala - Banging a fat black woman while eating a rotisserie chicken off the fat folds behind her
neck.
Karen Carpenter - Fucking a chick in the ass while she vomits. Feels a lot like a multi-donkey
punch.
Kennebunkport Chowder - Eat a girl out and vomit the contents of the New England clam chowder
you ate for lunch between her legs.
Kennebunkport Surprise - The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England
clam chowder, and screaming in disgust as you hurl it between your partners legs while eating her
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Kenny Roger's Roasters - While doing the bitch in front of the fire, stick it in the pooper and twirl
her around on your dick-thus creating the roaster effect. Do until a golden crispy brown.
Kentucky Plow - You're doing a girl doggy style on a hard floor, then you sweep her arms our from
under her so that she bangs her face on the floor, knocking out her teeth. Kick-Fucking - The act of receiving sexual pleasure from repeatedly getting kicked in the ass.
Kids Drink - After 4 or 5 people get done fucking a girl everyone bust in a cup and let her drink it.
Kiss Of Death - Get a girl whose been cheating on you (but thinks she is getting away with it) to go
down on you after having secretly coated your dick with cyanide.
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The Landshark - The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs
spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking
helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as
well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises
them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to
Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his
pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.
Lay-Away - Instead of giving up on that young little hottie that you know you're too old for, but just
can't resist, you begin to "work her over (ya know, play the nice guy, father figure type...)" in
hopes that you can scoop her up when she's legal. This approach is much like the lay- away
system, you get the merchandise when the time is right.
Leave In Conditioner - In a public place, you strategically leave drops of semen in a woman's hairdo
following fellatio. A good lesson for those who refuse to swallow the evidence.

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Leonardo Dicaprio - You are getting head from a girl. She is sitting in a chair, you are standing. Just
when you are about to cum, lean forward putting all your wait against her mouth. Stretch out your
arms and yell "I'm the king of the world"
Let's Play Dracula - Trick a girl into Halloween shenanigans by making her, " Vant to suck your
Cock" till it bleeds.
Little Man in the Canoe (see also "Budgie's Tongue") - Euphemism for the clitoris. The Clitoris is the
little man and the pussy is the canoe. aka "The Little Man in the Boat"
Lloyd Bridges - When she's giving the head job and you're just about to blow, twitch and yell "Who
is it?" She will look around. Blow in her ear. She will look confused, and will jerk her head
repeatedly to one side, just like Lloyd Bridges did to get the seawater out of his ear in Sea Hunt.
(For those too young to remember, he was a crime-busting scuba diver).
Log Ride - (usually done with 2 males) Both partners spread their cheeks and press both stinkers
together. Then one of the partners defecates while the other receives. If both partners defecate, its
known as "log wars".
Long John Silver - Don't jerk off or fuck for a week Call your girl over and tell her you miss her and
that she should get to "singing into the mic" right away. When your about to cum, yank your hose
and put out the fire in either eye. This should help her to resemble the famed pirate.
The Lorena Bobbit - Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard core booty
sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight as you can, and start violently jumping and
thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his dick off. (To reach true Lorena status, you must
take the severed dick for a drive and then toss it out the window.)
Lost Goat (aka "The Snake Skin") - The act of staying inside her after sex until you go limp, then
pulling out leaving behind your condom and its contents.
Louisiana Licker - Originally a flavor of chicken wing at a famous chain of western Pennsylvania
restaurants - also the name of a position when you find yourself lying on your back nostril deep in
the cooch of a nasty beeotch with swamp ass (a.k.a. baboon ass, crisco ass, etc.).
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The Mexican Avalanche - This is when you cum in their hair and throw them down a flight of stairs.
Middle Relief - Some unknowing fans wonder how a professional pitcher can go through a season
with one or two wins, one or two losses, and one or two saves. Those of us who know our pasttime
realize that he is most likely in the shittiest part of the rotation known as "middle relief." While the
middle reliever comes in to provide sustenance after one pitcher is tired and before another comes
in to secure a save, the middle relief maneuver is also used in "down time." If you have been
pummel-fucking a girl for a while and begin to go a bit limp, use the nearest cylindrical object
(fingers, dildo, bedpost, lead pipe) and ram it home while you take a bit of a breather. This will
allow the starting pitcher the necessary time to rest and provide him with sufficient time to warm
up to full strength once again. He then can come on as closer to secure the deal. Forget about that
curve ball, Ricky...give her the meat!
M.I.L.F - The abbreviation for "Mom I'd Like to Fuck". This old school reference is used when one of
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Milking the Cow - Have sex with a girl with a rubber on, then afterwards pull the rubber off ever so
carefully so that all of your specimens are in the bottom then after sex, while she is in a post
orgasm eyes- shut bliss, while laying down hold it upside down over her face and use the condom
while pretend your milking cow utters.
Milky Fire Hydrant - When you jizz in your girls pussy and then proceed to press down very hard on
her stomach and just above her pussy and then it will shoot out very fast all over your self like a
fire hydrant.
The Milky Weigh - Preceding sexual or oral intercourse, both the male and female is weighed on a
scale. Immediately following the weighing session, intercourse is commenced. After ejaculation,
each individual is then weighed once again to observe how much weight is lost in the male, and
gained in the female due to the exchange of semen.
Minjeeta - A Paki Lesbian.
Missionary - Sexual position characterized by the female on the bottom and the male on the top,
default sex position.
The Missouri Compromise - When a girl will only let guys fuck her in the ass because she is still a
"virgin".
Monet - A girl is considered a Monet when, just like the great works of the impressionist painter
himself, she is good from far but far from good.
Monkey Wrench - When some sadistic bitch takes your dick back between your legs and sucks you
off.
Monroe Transfer - The act when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside
down (see 'Samoan Pile Driver'), back-to-back with the right-side-up standing man. Through careful
anal- orifice matching techniques, the man craps directly into the woman's upside-down pooper.
The Moose - The sign given to a kickee when in doggie style. It is performed by placing both hands
over your head with palms facing out and waving your fingers wildly.
Moose Knuckle (see also "Ninja Foot", "Camel Toe", "The Mumbler") - A girl in pants so tight, you
can make out the outline of her lips.
The Moped - A chick that's a fun ride until your friends see you on it, if you know what I mean.
The Mork - Made famous by Robin Williams on Mork & Mindy, stick your pinky and ring fingers up a
girls ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her cunt. (Please note: Not complete until you
finish it off with a Nanoo-Nanoo!)
Morning Glory - This occurs the morning after a really good one-night-stand. You wake up sporting
morning wood, and instead of getting up and going to the bathroom, you ram into your partner's
ass and relieve yourself inside her. Experts can take it a step further and attempt this on their
(soon to be ex-) girlfriends.
Moses - A man who enjoys going down on a woman during her period. Derived from the Biblical
figure Moses, who parted the Red Sea.
The Motorboat - While performing oral sex on a girl, flap your lips together on her clit, thus
imitating the sound of a motorboat. She'll love you forever.
The Motorcycle - While receiving a blowjob, you fart as loud as you can, at the same time twisting
the cocksuckers ears like the throttle of a motorcycle.
Mudslide - Titty fucking a girl while sitting on top of her, then getting up to find skid marks on her
stomach.
Muff Teaser - Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her
golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its
highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) hand job. Then leave the room without
saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.
Muff Trumpet (see also "Cunt Trumpet") - When your eating a girl out you blow into really hard in

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her pussy than press her stomach down and it will make the soothing sound of a trumpet.
Muhamad Ali - (for a girl) While giving your soon to be ex-boyfriend a hummer, start punching his
nutsack as if it were a punching bag.
The Mumbler (see also "Moose Knuckle", "Ninja Foot", "Camel Toe") - A girl in pants that are too
tight (you can see the lips moving but you can't make out what they're saying).
The Mung - Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is
important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her
stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth.
The Mushroom Welt (aka "Mushroom Tattoo") - when a chick's going down on you, you pull it out,
pull it back and whip her in the forehead with it....thus....mushroom tattoo.
The Mushroom Tattoo (aka "Mushroom Welt") - when a chick's going down on you, you pull it out,
pull it back and whip her in the forehead with it....thus....mushroom tattoo
Mushy Biscuit - This is actually a very fun game. Just choose a piece of food that you and your male
friends like to eat. Then you and your buddies form a tight circle around the food item and proceed
to jerk off all over it. Last one to bust a nut gets the prize of eating the food.
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The Napoleon Bonar-Part - Strap a bayonet on your cock while fucking a French midget.
Neopolitan - The first shit after a good ass-ramming. Brown, white and red.

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New Jersey Meat Hook - 1) When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he then places a
thumb in her anus to pull her up and down his penis. 2) Inserting 2 or more fingers into your lady's
poontang and your thumb in her poop chute and leading her around the room like a little doggie...
The New York Bird Feeder (see also "The Russian Bird Feeder") - Eating a girls pussy while she's
shitting.
New York Style Taco - Get really drunk. Then go down on her and puke while eating her out.
The 9:15 Wake Up Call - While a girl is sleeping, two guys stand above her on opposite sides,
masturbating on her face. Her face will look like a clock with one hand on the 9 the other on the
three. Wake that filthy slob up with 2 steaming loads of goos across her grill, yelling " its 9:15 you
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Ninja Foot (see also "Camel Toe", "Moose Knuckle", "The Mumbler") - A girl in pants so tight, you
can make out the outline of her lips.
The Nixon - A variation of the Bullwinkle in which you give two peace signs as your signal of
dominance. May enhance the act by shaking jowls and yelling, "I'm not a crook". This is considered
very bold and is frowned upon for those with a modicum of decorum.
Nut Butter - The sweat and stink of the juices between your nuts and legs after a physical work
out/sex.
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Obtaining the Brown License - When the guy gives the out-hole a shagging for the first time in his
life, he's acquired his brown license.
Oil Drill (for the ladies?) - you are jammin her in the ass, she happens to have diarrhea all over
your Johnson
Old Jism Trail - The stream of semen oozing down the chin and chest of someone who has just
finished fellating a senior citizen.
Old Faithful - 1) (usually done with 2 males) when one partner blows air, in a CPR manner, into the
other partners anus. Then, while in the baby wipe position, the blowing partner urinates on the
others stinker while he farts all the air out. 2) (aka "Goo Geyser") Shoot your load in a girls belly
button, once it is full press on her stomach making the load shoot out like a fountain... hence old
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On The Rocks - A great party favorite accomplished by dunking your nutsack in someone's drink
after they left the room. When the person returns, enjoy the sight of them drinking your scrotal
rinse. Enjoy extra laughs if you leave a nice pube in there sticking up like a tacky drink umbrella.
The One Eyed Redskin - After banging a girl on her period, wipe the blood on her face, come in her
eye, and stick a feather in her ear. Then dance around the room, naked with a towel over ur junk,
yelling, "woo woo woo woo!!".
Ookie Kookie (see also "The Wet Biscuit") - A method of circle jerk in which there is a cookie in the
middle of the circle and the last person to shoot their load has too eat the cookie.
Ordering a Code Red - At Climax the guy yells out, "YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!", and crams
his cock in the pink (or red) as hard as he can.
Oreo (see also "Zebra") - Threeway sex with two black individuals banging a white person.
Oscars Treat - This ones for the outdoor enthusiasts: Make sure your next "first time" date is on the
night before trash day. As you greet the "ho" at her front door you tell her that because of your
OCD you have a ritual you must perform before you begin the date. Being the gentleman that you
appear to be she obliges. Before the tuna machine knows what hit her, grab the rope from the front
seat of your truck and hog tie her to the curbside mailbox. Quickly strip her rotten, and with the
respect of a sailor on leave... fill every orifice with the nearby garbage. After giving her a few rabbit
punches, spank one out in the mailbox and go home.
Oven Stuffer Roaster - The unusual method of inserting your finger in the ass of your partner while
screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is more effective from behind (see NEW JERSEY
MEATHOOK).
Oyster - A derivation of the tea bag which is accomplished by numbing one's testicles with ice and
then inserting them in a chicks mouth and letting the tramp munch on them.
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Pajaowa! - The sound that is made when a guy cock-slaps his girl in the face.
Pasadena Mudslide - This happens when you leave a windy shit between the breasts of a woman
while you straddle her neck for a blowjob. (A close cousin to the Cleveland Steamer.)
Pattycake - While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend is catching some head off the
same girl, you get a quick game of pattycake going. This makes you reminisce of your childhood
memories and eases the sight of watching your friend blow his load.
Paying Off The Umpire - When you go to a hooker because you cant get to 3rd base on your own.
Paying The Rent - A sexual position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders,
with the man holding the back of her calves and banging ferociously.
Peanut butter & Jelly Sandwich - You shit on a girls pussy when she is on her period and eat her
out. Way sick!

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Peanut Butter Poodle - When going down on a chick in the dark, rub peanut butter on her sweet
snatch. Then have your or her dog lick the rest of it off, without her knowing.
Pearl Harbor (for the ladies) - Right after sucking a guy off stand up and spit his jizz right back in
his face, then yell "Tora, Tora, Tora!"

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Pearl Necklace - When she is giving oral sex, you pull back and shoot it on her neck-- thus a pearl
necklace .
Pegging - Having a female take you in the rear with a strap on.
Pencil Sharpener - When a girl uses her teeth during felatio
Penguin Blow - This happens when a hooker offers to blow you for five dollars. Of course you accept
the offer and remove your pants. She gets on her knees, gives you two licks, reaches and grabs
your wallet from your hanging pants and then runs off. You are left chasing after her with your
pants around your ankles, thus imitating a waddling penguin.
Penis Watch - When you wrap your limp mantool all the way around your wrist. Great party trick.
Perfect Ten - The maximum number of men a woman can pleasure at one time. So called because
of the math involved: one each in the mouth, anus, and vagina, one in each hand, one in the crook
of each elbow, one in the bend of each knee and one between the feet.
PEUM (see also "Double Dragon", "Split Pissonality") - An acronym that defines the annoying (and
uncontrollable) tendency to piss in multiple directions after a raucous fuck: Post-Ejaculatory Urinary
Misfire.
The Pig Roast - While you're plugging some girl's hole doggie style, (up the dirt road or the funhole,
pick your poison) she's blowing your best friend's cock at the same time, hence simulating a pig on
a spit. Very Similar to Chinese Finger Cuffs.
Pillow Fluff - First, you press your butt tightly on a pillow and fart. After holding the fart in the
pillow
with your ass cheeks for two seconds, quickly turn around and stuff your nose directly into the fart
epicenter. Inhale deeply, and reap the rewards of euphoria and disorientation.
Piniata - After hooking up with a girl, while your both just laying there grab your boxers and put
them over her head and take your penis and smack it over her head repeatedly.
Pink Glove - This often occurs when a girl isn't wet enough during sex. When you attempt to remove
your member from her box, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog, hence the Pink Glove.
Pink Starfish - (see also "Chocolate Starfish") Another name for the asshole.
Pirate Maker - When your sitting on a girls face and she's sucking on your nuts, you start poking
her in the eye with your cock.
The Pirate's Treasure - While fucking your girl in the ass, you strike a hefty load of shit. After you've
found this buried treasure deep in her booty, you scream, "Argh!", like a pirate.
Pittsburgh Platter (see also Glass Boat, Plating) - When a girl lies underneath a glass coffee table
and a guy takes a shit on top of the table.
Plating - (see also Glass Boat, Pittsburgh Platter) Take a clear, glass plate and place it on your
partners face, then shit on it. It gives them a nice view without all the messy cleanup. How come
you don't see that on any Dawn commercials.
Play-Doh Fuzzy Pumper - A Rusty Trombone, during which the recipient shits into the Trombone
player's mouth, simulating the hand crank action of the Play-Doh Fuzzy Pumper toy.
P.O.D. (Post Orgasmic Depression) - The overwhelming regret felt immediately after you blow your
load with a chick you really didn't want to fuck in the first place.
Polar Bear (aka "Snowjob", "Chilly Willy") - Blowjob involving ice cubes.
The Police Chief's Daughter - Get an anal virgin and fuck her up the ass in a public place i.e. The
Mall, or a Base Ball Stadium. She'll most likely scream really loud causing you to get caught and
arrested... just like if you just fucked the police chief's daughter
Poop Troop - The act of having anal sex.
The Popcorn Trick - First, take your girlfriend to the cinemas, for a nice romantic date. Buy a tub of
popcorn, wait until the lights dim, and carefully make a hole in the bottom on the tub. Then,
inconspicuously insert your penis through the bottom of the tub into the popcorn and casually offer
some to your bitch. When she digs in, she will find nice surprise. Who doesn't love buttered
popcorn?
Poppin' the Ass Cherry - (we thought this was a little too literal but oh well...) Having anal sex for
the first time.
Porcelain Kiss - When you are taking a shit in a public washroom and your unit accidentally touches
the rim of the bowl. Hmmm, STD, bacteria, both? Who knows?
Porcupine - Screwing a girl that has not shaved her legs in about three weeks.
Potato Chip (California Potato Chip) - Fuck the hell out of yo bitch, then bust a nut all over her
back. Call it a night and then proceed to go to sleep. When you wake in the morning, Peel the
hardened Jizz of her back and serve it to her for breakfast.
Power Situp - When you talk your boy into helping with fuckin' with somebody you hate. Get said
asshole to get in the situp position. Place a towel over his eyes and tell him there is no way he can
do a "power sit up". Hold the towel down while he vainly struggles to do a sit-up. At the last instant
whip the towel off so he mashes his grill square into your buddies cornhole .......who should be pre-

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positioned in a crouch right over the stupid fucks face. Preferably right after he takes a horrendous
grundy.
Prego BJ - Getting a blowjob from a yet unborn fetus whilst having sex on a pregnant chick.
Puerto Rican Fog Bank - While 69ing with your partner, release a cloud of sphincter fog directly into
her nostrils.
The Pull Start - Put as many anal beads as possible into your partners tail end. Then when they
least suspect it, pull them out like your starting a lawnmower.
Pulling The Goalie - When the guy takes out the female's tampon, puts it in her ass, fucks her
pussy, and then puts the tampon back in after he "scores".
Pumpkin - The art of eating a girl out while she's on the shitter.
Punk Fake (aka "The Houdini") - During Doggy style sex, right before you come, pull out and spit on
her back, she then "sighs: and turns around. Then you take the opportunity to blow your wad on
her face!
Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in
order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to a purple
mushroom.
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Queef - A well known, but sometimes embarrassing occurrence. Queefing happens when air gets
trapped in a girls vagina, and makes a soft hissing, or farting kind of a sound while that air is
released.

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Quickie - The act of having sex in a hurry or on a time frame. ie. "I have to get back to work, this
has got to be a quickie."
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The Rake - It is when a woman uses her teeth to "rake" or scrape the shaft of a man's penis while
performing fellatio on him.
Ralph Malph - puke all up in her snatch while munching her box.
The Ram - Doing the deed close to a wall (Doggie style for best effect) you ram her head into the
wall for deeper penetration.
Rat Belly - Sticking your ball bag out your pants while keeping your cock inside. Your balls look like
the bottom of a rat's belly. Do it when no one is expecting it. Great at parties.
Rat Tail - When a fag wakes up in the morning and a used condom is hanging out of his ass, thus
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Ray Bans (see also "Arabian Goggles") - Put your nuts over her eye sockets while getting head.
You're can is on her forehead. Yes, it may be anatomically impossible, but it is definitely worth a
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The Ray Finkle (aka "The Scott Norwood") - While aiming to shoot a load between her eyes, you
miss her totally and go wide right. Named for the Field Goal kicker who missed wide right.
Rear Admiral - When getting a chick from behind (with both partners standing), make sure you
don't let her grab onto anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so
that the momentum pushes her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table, or have her
trip and fall on her face. You attain the status of Admiral when you can push her around the room
without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.
Red Badge of Courage (see also "Red Wings") - When you go down on a girl while she is on her
period, after this act has taking place you are said to have received your "Red Badge of Courage".
Red Wings (see also "Red Badge of Courage") - When you go down on a girl while she is on her
period, after this act has taking place you are said to have received your "red wings".
Relative Humidity - The amount of sweat that rolls off your ass while you're fucking your cousin.
Reltny - In a man's restroom, the urinals often contain salt or deoderant tablets. A reltny is
someone who sucks on them.
Remember 9/11 - When you straddle a girl stomach and titty fuck her but your holding both her
boobs up by her nipples and blow your load all over her towers.
Resleaveing - A girl that has been used too many times is all loose with extra large beef curtains,
you take a five pound ham, shove it up into the pussy and just pull out the bone.
Reverse Snowball - Eating a girls pussy after some other stiff just got done cumming inside her. Of
course your dumb ass didn't know about it in the first place, but you kind of deserve it for eating
that stinky jizzy pussy anyway.
Resuscitation - When a girl is asleep, carefully open her mouth so that she doesn't awake. Then,
squat over her face and carefully place your shit hole on her lips. When the time is right, you let rip
the biggest baddest fart ever known to man and see if it wakes her up. Great fun during those long
sleepless nights.
Riding the Bull - A Texas favorite. Seduce the fattest girl at the party. Station 6-8 of your friends in
the closet of an upstairs bedroom. When you get her up there and are going at it doggystyle you
give the signal and everyone jumps out, turns on the lights and yells' "yee haaw ride the bull".
Riding the Hershey Highway (aka Taking the Old Dirt Road) - Partaking in anal sex.
Rim 1) n. the outer, often curved or circular edge of something. 2) n. the outer often wrinkled
and dark brown edge of the shit shoot. 3) v. (ing) the art of exploring this prune-like orifice with
your tongue.
Ringing The Doorbell - Female Masturbation.
Road Head - The act of getting head while driving.
Road to Athens - Another colorful euphemism for anal sex
Rocky Balboa (see also "Rocky Balboa Title Punch") - Don't shower for 2 weeks, then diarrhea down
her throat at any point during sexual contact.
The Roddy Piper - When getting your girl from behind, you toss the sleeper hold on her and knock
her out ala Rowdy Roddy Piper. While nailing your unconscious victim, you get to simulate your life
long dream of necrophilia. Now you never have to break into the morgue again.
Rodeo Sex (see also "Baby Rodeo" and "Butt Rodeo") - When you are doing your girl doggystyle,
bend over and whisper in her ear, "your almost as good a lay as your sister..." Then try to hold on
for 8 seconds.
Roman Helmet (aka "Roman Soldier") - Variation of Arabian Goggles, where a testicle is placed on
each of the partners eyes and the penis along their nose.
Roman Shower - The act of vomiting on your partner during missionary or cowgirl sex.
Roman Soldier (aka "Roman Helmet") - You stand behind your kneeling girl, place your balls over
her eyes, and let your shaft hang down over her nose... gives the appearance of the helmets Roman
Soldiers wore.
The Romanian - Everyone knows that Romanians love to give head. But to do this right, you have
to get head in a public place with a Romanian, then when someone spots you, spooge in her face
and yell out "I'm a communist!"
The Roscoe - The act of using one's genitals as a bludgeoning device to upside the ho's head with
your beefy billy club.

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The Rose Creeper - Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your sweetheart's neck,
breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss her entire
body. After working her into the mood for some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your
raging boner. Begin to punish-fuck her dumper while whipping her with the rose and screaming
nasty obscenities at her. I bet she never saw that coming.
Rotisserie - Getting done by 2 guys at once, one on each end: oral on one side, anal or doggy style
on the other.
Rude Beneby - Get a girl/guy naked during foreplay, them make fun of them. It is rare that sex
follows...
Russian Alarm Clock - The art of laying a log on your girl friends face while she's sleeping, she
wakes up screaming, viola, the Russian alarm clock.
Russian Bird Feeder (see also the "New York Bird Feeder") - Eating a girls period muff whiles shes
shitting.
Russian Blow Job - Occurs in threesomes involving one guy and two girls. The girls take turns giving
blowjobs to the man for a decided intervals until he cums, and we have a loser (or
winner...however you see it).
Rusty Nail - This is good if your with a girl that does not like to swallow....When receiving a blowjob
from a chick... just when your about a to cum make her step on a rusty nail giving her
lockjaw...Her mouth will be stuck open allowing you to shoot your jizz in her mouth. Rusty Trombone (see also "The Boofter") - 1) Demanding oral pleasure immediately following anal
hijinks with a woman. 2) the girl eats your asshole out and jacks you off at the same time.... similar
to the slide action of a trombone... and the mouthpiece is all "rusty"
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Sacking The Cook - A code phrase between guys to let your friends know you've just received a
blow job. For example, "You know Vanessa? She just sacked my cook."
Sally Dog - The act of cock-slapping a bitch in the face.
Saluting The Colonel - After ramming your partners ass, you notice a corn kernel on the head of
your cock.
Samoan Pile Driver - A sexual Position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are
perpendicular but she is upside down. The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman
and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is
repeated while screaming, Adaay.... goony, goony, goony... ABDAY...ABDAY....ABDAY..HA!" Repeat
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Sandbag - Under an assumed name in a tropical region, you meet a young hottie and engage in the
well known cliche of sex on the beach. Just before insertion, remove the rubber (without getting
caught of course), and proceed to bang away until you blow your load, without pulling out. As you
dismount and prepare for departure, grab a handful of sand, throw it in her eyes, and run away
laughing hysterically while leaving her blinded, butt-necked, and knocked up. Especially lots of fun
when accomplished during the spring break season.
Sand Paper Treatment - When your girlfriend is sleeping run your forearm across her dry beaver as
hard and rough as you can, shell wake up screaming like she just been scrapped with sand paper.
Works great after a goodbye fuck on a chick you just caught cheating on you.
The San Fran Tickler - Straddling a girls head and titty fucking her while she tickles your asshole
with her tongue.
The Santa Cruz - A timeless classic. Take a surfer girl, cover her in Mr. Zoggs sex wax, then proceed
to beat her senseless with a surfboard. Once she's passed out, you jerk off on her face, stand with
one foot on her, hold your hands in the air in the "hang ten" sign, and shout, "Yar, Dude!"
The Sardine - When you're eating out a 84 year old woman's pussy that hasn't been fucked in fifty
years and her crusty old clit just breaks off and falls in your mouth. It will taste and look like a
sardine.
Scabby D - The unfortunate occurrence for a male due to a practice of dry fucking in blue jeans
sans undergarments. One of the most feared of all sexual accidents.

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Scooter Pie - When one of your friends passes out drunk... you and your friends take turns rubbing
your bare asses up and down his face.
The Scott Norwood (aka "The Ray Finkle") - While aiming to shoot a load between her eyes, you
miss her totally and go wide right. Named for the Field Goal kicker who missed wide right.
Screaming Seagull (aka "The Veal Cutlet") - When a man is having sex with a girl on the beach,
then pulls out, using the juices on his schlong to roll it around in the sand to collect it and then
continue having sex.
The Screwnicorn - When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her
partner like a crazed unicorn.
Seal the Envelope - When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum,
turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it dries, it will seal her butt cheeks
together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope
Search Party - When you and a partner are searching for a lost load that could be lost in her hair.
The Seatbelt - While one fag straddles his partners cock, he receives a blowjob from the fruitcake on
the bottom.
Seeing Eye Dog - This one's tricky. When you get a blind girl to go down on you but instead she
unknowingly sucks off her German Shepard.
The Self Shotty - The sexual derivation is when for several days after getting play, you jerk off to
the memory of when you got some action. Derived from the weed smoking term of taking a blunt
hit and then exhaling into a tube and then inhaling good ole THC again.
Seventy One - Basically, 69 with two fingers up the ass.
Seventy Two - A 69 with 3 fingers up her brown eye.
Shanghai Shampoo - Fuck a chick until you've built up a load large enough to paint a room. Blow it
all in her hair, rub it in thoroughly. When it dries it will resemble the crunchy noodles often served
with chop soy.
Shanghai Stirfry - when a girl gives you a blowjob, pukes all over your cock and keeps going.
Sharpshooter - Anyone that can shoot his magic cream with extreme accuracy. You gotta take his
word for it, since you don't want him to demonstrate on your chin, unless of course you're into that
sort of thing.
Shirley Temple - Pour a can of 7-Up on a girl's menstruating pussy and eat her out.
ShitSpit - The residue left dripping after a vigorous, saliva-assisted ass fingering.
Shitty Breakup - When you wanna dump your girlfriend in a mean way you fuck her in her ass and
then make her give you a blowjob. Then after you cross the finish line you simply say, "Look, we
gotta talk...".
The Shocker (aka "The Alien") (see also "The Spocker") - Two in the Pink and one in the Stink.
Stimulate the clitoris with your thumb for extra voltage.
Shop Vac - When a dirty, talented tramp stuffs you're entire package (balls and all) into her mouth,
and blows you with amazing suction power.
Short in the Cord - A "code" phrase used by the common man to refer to Testicular Tendon Tangle
Syndrome. Ex. "Oh fuck! My nuts are killing me... I think I've got a short in the cord."
Shrimping - The term for licking or sucking your partner's toes.
Silent Alarm - You are banging a girl and you hear her husband pull up in the driveway.
Singapore Subway - When you stick a pvc pipe down a girls ass and run micro-machines down it.
Sixty-Nine - When two people perform oral sex on each other. Simulates the look of the numeral,
"69".
Skull Fuck - During oral sex, reach down at your partner's face, and gouge out an eyeball. Proceed
to take your dick and fuck the socket. After you splooge in the socket, go get a raisin and colored
icing (the same color as the other eye), and make a replacement eyeball. Make her stay in that
position until the splooge dries, and she has a semen-processed eyeball. ... please folks don't try
this one at home.
Skiing - While facing in the same direction, a girl gets between two guys and jerks them both off,
thus imitating some hardcore cross-country action.
Sleeping Bag - If you're going down on a really fat girl, you pull her enormous stomach roll of fat
over your head.
Sleeping With The Fishes - A female version of the wet nap that is accomplished by rubbing her wet
twat all over a guys pillow.
Slore Both a Slut and a Whore, she will fuck you for money or attention
Slumpbuster - When a professional athlete finds the dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most disease-ridden
skank and puts the wood to her with the intent that it will break up a slump.

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Smoking Pole - Oral sex on a male... no flame required


S'more - Threesome containing a black person, a white person, and a Hispanic person (or any other
"graham cracker" colored individual.
Smuggling A Yo-Yo - Another term for camel toe/bear claw with the exception that you can actually
see the outline of her lips through her pants.
The Snafu (aka "Coach Dale")- When a guy gets into the three point stance and a girl cups her
hand around his balls and starts vigorously moving her hand from left to right. Then, after a
thorough shake of the dice, she starts jamming her thumb up his ass while still juggling the nut
sack.
Snake Skin (aka "The Lost Goat") - The act of staying inside her after sex until you go limp, then
pulling out leaving behind your condom and its contents.
Sneak Attack - The act of coming up from the rear.
Sneaky Pete - While going at it full-force, pullout just enough to sneak back into the poopshoot
without skipping a beat. most easily accomplished while having sex doggystyle. "Use caution:
Without good aim, you could injure 'Pete'."
Sneezing Elephant - The act of blowing your load without your pole being completely erect. The
name comes from the obvious similarity of the limp dick and an elephant's trunk, the cum thus
representing snot.
Snerd Nurgling - The act of moving your anal lovers turds about within his/her lower intestine with
your dick. Really popular with the lavender boys, hence the expression, "Oh Lance, Nergle me you
Snerd"...
Snoodling - When an uncircumcised homo pulls his extra foreskin over the cock of another homo
and proceeds to jerk him off. Those gays have way too much free time. Can be used at as a great
derogatory term as in, "You Snoodler!"
Snot Rocket - When your girl is giving you head right before you bust shove your dick down her
throat and watch it come out of her nose.
Snowball - After ejaculating in your partner's mouth, you make out and swap joy juice
Snowjob (aka "Polar Bear", "Chilly Willy") - Blowjob involving ice cubes.
Snowmobile - When getting a girl while she's on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her
face.
The Snuff - Lovingly fuck the shit out of your virgin or ragging girlfriend and wipe your bloody
member across her face. Take a couple Polaroids, show them to your friends, and brag that you're a
snuff film superstar.
Solpohbed - The act of agreeing to marry your girlfriend when she proposes to you; while she fucks
you in the ass with a strap on!
Southern Trespass - Its when your fucking a girl and you switch holes without telling her.
The Sparkler - Get a double amputee with both legs clipped at the hip joints. Start fucking her either
on a table top or standing and get her good and lubed .Now change position so that your on your
back with her on top and give her two lighted sparklers. Spin her like the girl in the Chinese basket
trick and enjoy. You have to keep her upright or risk breaking your crank and or setting the rug on
fire. Safety glasses recommended.
Sperm Wail (see also "Spewphemism") - A verbal outburst during the Male Orgasm
Spewphemism (see also "Sperm Wail") - A verbal outburst during the Male Orgasm
Spicy Stanley - When a girl takes hot sauce and pours it on your cock. She then proceeds to give
you a blowjob, making sure all of the hot sauce is gone.
Split Pissonality (see also "Double Dragon", "PEUM") - Post sex urination where you get a double
stream out of one peehole.
The Spocker (see also "The Shocker") - Two in the pink and two in the stink
The Spoiler - The historic conquest of de-flowering some guys fiance no more than one week
before the wedding day.
Spring Cleaning - When, after a few days of no masturbation, you ejaculate in your sleep.
Squeegee - When your fucking a girl in the ass, when your about to cum, you stick a pin in one of
her ass cheeks, thus making her clench up and cleaning all the shit off your cock as you pull out at
the same time.
Stealin' me Lucky Charms - The act of swallowing cum.
The Stinger - When a girl is giving a guy head... mainly someone you don't like too much, sneak up
behind the girl and pop a balloon right behind her head. She will freak out and hopefully if all goes
to plan, bite down, thus creating a stinger.
Stingy Nut - When a chick isn't worth fucking; pull down her pants, bend her over, and jerk off all
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Stinky Coyote - When your going down on a chick and find a "basted wick" from who knows when.
Stirring Lunch - Another colorful euphemism for the act of anal sex (butt fucking for the masses...)
Stove Piping - Taking it in the Tush.
Stowaway - When you meet a tasty tourist, take her home and fuck her, unwittingly leaving her
knocked-up. She soon leaves, unbeknownst to her that she's carrying a small castaway.
Straighten The Arrow - When you think one of your buddies is turning a little fruity, or you think he
might be bi-curious or worse yet gay, just get all of your straight friends together and kick the
living shit out of him. Fancy name for tough love.
Stranger - The act of sitting on your hand until it falls asleep, then you jerk off with it
Stranger On The Rocks - Numbing your hand by sticking it in a bucket of ice and then jerking off.
Spanken not stirred.
Strangers In The Night - When you and your gay buddy each numb your hand (you should know
how by now) and spank each other off. Thus eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else,
from someone else.
Strawberry Milkshake (aka "Bizmark", "Clownface", "Jelly Donut", "Strawberry Shortcake") - when a
guy blows his load on a girls face, Then swiftly punches her in the nose, causing it to bleed. Giving
the appearance of a strawberry milkshake
Strawberry Shortcake (aka "Bizmark", "Clownface", "Jelly Donut", "Strawberry Milkshake") - when a
guy blows his load on a girls face, Then swiftly punches her in the nose, causing it to bleed. Giving
the appearance of a strawberry shortcake.
Stuffing The Cat - While fucking one of those loose-as-a-goose cunts, you stick random objects
(fingers, dildos, tvs, etc.) to tighten it up so you can achieve orgasm.
Stuffucking - The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential
causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly.
Stumpin - (caution, this move requires imagination and balance). As you hover over a quadruple
amputee, carefully insert what's left of her arms up your ass while using her knarled thighs to
whack off. This should produce a stream of spunk which should land where a normal persons feet
would be. You've now been stumpin.
Submarine Races - When you and a friend get together with two chicks and see who can get their
girl off first by chowing down under.
Sud N' Fud - When trying to bang a girl, she gives that same old story, "I not that kind of girl.", "I
don't fuck on the first date.", "I'm catholic.", "Stop asshole.", etc. etc... After hearing all this
bullshit, you whip out your handy bar of soap. Then lather up her armpit (or any other joint you
prefer), and proceed to fuck that instead.
Surfing - This happens when you nail a fat woman. As you watch the rippling effect of her rolls with
every thrust, along with the feeling of being drenched, off balance, out of control, and in danger,
you are given the sense of riding the ultimate wave.
Suicide Bomber (see also "Traveling Salesman") - Go home with a slore on what you know is a one
night stand. Fuck her good a couple of times, go to sleep and when you wake up fuck her again.
Soon, she will fall asleep again. When this happens take a shit in her bed and get up real quiet like
so that she can't tell. Get the hell out. When she gets up and notices that you are gone she will
think, "where did he go?? oh well he was a good lay." She will return home after a hard day at work
and climb into her bed to find your friendly gift with her toes.
Suicide Mission - Fuck a chick wearing a condom, after you climax put the condom somewhere safe.
Wait until she falls asleep wherein you blow the condom up like a balloon, you then scream suicide
and as she sits up you pop the condom in her face, thus the suicide bomber. Useful on girls who
don't go down.
Sunny Side Up - While having sex doggystyle, preferably on an empty stomach, pull out and
ejaculate in curve of her back. Then, induce vomiting over your semen. For "scrambled eggs" , stir
with penis.
The Swamp Thing - After a three hour aerobic workout, dip you balls in horse manure and dangle
them above your wife's face while she is sleeping
Swimmer's Ear - When a girl is giving you a good sucking and right before you erupt, you remove
yourself from her mouth, place your purple head in her ear, and fill her ear with some sweet love
seed. Hopefully, you will give her an infection.
Swoosh - After you take a shit in the toilet and don't flush, you proceed to go at it doggystyle, then
when you orgasm, put her head in the toilet and flush.
The Sword in the Stone - Before boffing a girl doggystyle, put crazy glue on your hammer. When its
dry, scream out "Excalibur" and have all your friends run into the room and try to pull it out.
Whoever does it first, gets to bang her next.
Syracuse Orangeman - Before you go down on a girl, eat an entire bag of Cheetoh's. After you chow
down on that muff for a while it'll take on that orange color, and look like the furry mascot for the
Syracuse Orangemen.
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Tabletime - This is when you are bending someone over a table doggy style, and right as you are
about
to cum in the heat of the moment you ask them "What time is it?" When they look back at you
confused and say, "What?" You then slam their head into the table and say "It's Tabletime
Beeeiotch!!!"
Tailgate Party - Jack off before you see the bitch you are going to fuck.
Taint - The spot between a womans cunt and her asshole. Called the taint because "taint her twat,
taint her asshole". A.k.a the chinrest.
Taking the Old Dirt Road (aka "Riding the Hershey Highway") - Partaking in anal sex.
Talking into the Mic - While getting head from a girl, reach down and grab her hair and say, "Oh
yeah baby, talk into that Mike". She resembles a person talking into a microphone. A strictly class
move. She'll respect you for it afterwards.

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Tangy Lemonade - Drinking the Yellow Enema


Teabag - The act of dropping your testicles onto your partners face and/or mouth
Tea and Cocoa - ( See Cocoa and Tea) After doing the Dog in a Bathtub you plop your
buttstained basted balls into your hos mouth
Team Player - Some skank that has been nice enough to fuck you and all of your friends.
Ted Williams (aka "Walt Disney") - Freeze your crank until it is frozen. Then do a chick with your
frozen shaft. It will feel like she is having sex with Ted Williams.
Texas Tornado - When a guy crosses his first 2 fingers while finger-banging a chick.
Thanksgiving - Just like the holiday, Thanksgiving is when you do a girl and then she puts her two
big butt cheeks on your face like holiday hams. An overcooked thanksgiving is similar to this but
instead of just putting the cheeks on your head she farts on it too.
Three-Eyed Turtle - Basically plug every orifice of a girl in the following manner: thumb in ass,
fingers in pussy, and dick in mouth.
The Three Finger No Look - When three guys are in a hot tub with one girl and each one takes turns
fingering her without ever looking at her, so she doesn't know where its coming from.
Three-tard - When a group of retards go at it. Usually found in group homes for special people.
T-H-O (see also "Forever T-H-O") - Titty Hard On. You know like the guys hard-on, only with
nipples. Happens mostly when a woman's titties are cold or when she is really horny. Guys get it too
but no one really cares.
Throne of Lightning - This is done by fucking a girl while you shit in a toilet. When you're going to
blow your load, turn her over and dunk her head in the toilet, while she's bobbing for your turd
plummet a river of semen in her ass. Not to be confused with "Ride the Lightning," a Metallica
album
Tickle Me Elmo - When the chin hairs of a skanky bitch tickle your nutsack during fellatio. Not about
to start a Christmas craze any time soon.
Time Travel - Fucking around the clock.
Times Square Shuttle - fucking a girl with your friend and switching from mouth to vagina and vice
versa.
Titanic - 1) noun. A girl who is likely to "go down" the first time out.
2) verb. After hours of passionate lovemaking in the pool, DROWN the bitch!
The Toboggan - You're screwing a chick from behind at the top of the stairs. As you climax, punch
her in the back of the skull, knocking her out, grab her arms and ride her down the stairs like
you're on a toboggan.
Toilet Paper Roll - When two guys are fucking a woman on her hands and knees, one in the yapper

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and one in the snapper or crapper, and the two guys clasp hands and get the gal bouncing between
them like how a toilet paper roll can flutter.
Tombstone 69 - while having standing 69 with her upside down, wait till you cheeze then exclaim
"tombstone" and drop her on her head WWF style. With any luck she will proceed to expel "angry
dragon" style as well because of the impact. Important note: make sure your dick is not in her
mouth anymore when you tombstone her
Tony Danza - You are banging away doggy style and at the penultimate moment you pull out and
yell "Whose the boss?" Shove it in her ass, donkey punch her, blow your load and say, "Tony
Danza!!!!!".
Topeka Destroyer - The act of vomiting directly onto your partner's head while receiving fellatio.
The Tortoise - When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there
before the hair (hare) did.
Tossing Salad - A person is forced to chow starfish with the help of whatever condiments are
available, i.e. Jello, jism, etc, originally a Prison Term, but somehow has crossed over to mainstream
as the act of licking ass.
Traveling Salesman (see also "Suicide Bomber") - Go home with a slore on what you know is a one
night stand. Fuck her good a couple of times, go to sleep and when you wake up fuck her again.
Soon, she will get in the shower. When this happens take a shit in her bed and make the bed up so
that you can't tell. Get the hell out. When she gets out of the shower and notices that you are gone
she will think, "where did he go?? oh well he made the bed, what a nice guy." She will return home
after a hard day at work and climb into her bed to find your friendly gift with her toes.
Trifecta (aka "Triple Crown of Sex") - In the yapper, the snapper and the crapper all in the same
session.
Triple Crown of Sex (aka "Trifecta") - In the yapper, the snapper and the crapper all in the same
session.
Tropical Wind - When getting your asshole eaten out by a worthless tramp, you break wind.
True Love (aka "Yellow Enema") - When your sex partner allows you the ultimate pleasure of peeing
in their butthole.
TSB - A code word for a guy who is suffering from desperation. We would say he had a severe case
of TSB - Toxic Semen Buildup.
Tucked In - When your father or other male relative stops by your room at night to, "tuck himself
in."
Tuna Melt - One of the sickest things we have ever received... You're down on a chick, lapping
away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the
whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.
Tupperware Party - When thee guys are triple-teaming a chick...one with his penis in her mouth,
another in her vagina, and the third in her anus. So named because she is sealed 'airtight'.
Turd Hammer - Another name for the protruding item going into the anal cavity. ie "Hammer the
Turd".
Turkey Neck - What occurs out of the stinker from too much anal.
Turkey Shoot - When you're coming, come on her face and let it drip off her chin so it looks like
that red shit on the turkey's chin.
Turkish Prison - Where you are so desperately horny you will nail anything without the need for
alcohol, dates or nerves. "He's so bad off, he's in a Turkish prison."
Twisted Sister - Have your dominatrix girlfriend dress up in some hot black leather gimp wear and
proceed to handcuff your hands behind your back and then force you to your knees. Unsuspecting,
diminutive, and cradled over with your ass is in the air, she then gives you the most erotic enema
of your life. Now that's some great S&M fun.
Twinkler - The act of 69-ing a girl next shoving your dick into her mouth hard, then you watch her
asshole "twinkle" as she gags.
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