Quotations

Happiness is felt by making other people happy.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson

"I have the answer in my head, I just haven't found it yet"

"People can live a hundred years without living a minute"

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.

If everything is coming your way you're in the wrong lane!

"reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol

"No one is a failure if they have friends" - the angel from It's a Wonderful Life"

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

"Friend are the flowers in the garden of life"

Yesterday was never here and tomorrow will never be but today is a gift that's why they call it 'present'.

"No Matter what you do there will be critics."

"All that changes in history is the name we give things." -Harry Truman

"You never see the bad days in a photo album but its those days that get us from one happy snapshot to the next."

"The power to believe in yourself, is the power to change fate"

"We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately" -- Benjamin Franklin

Do not envy the one you admire most, instead, try to make yourself one that can be envied

"TO PLANT A GARDEN IS TO BELIEVE IN TOMORROW"

"If God didn't want me to do it he would have stopped med"

"The good news is that you may have created my past and screwed up my present but you have no control over my
future." ~ You Don't Know Me, David Klass"

Do not envy the one you admire most, instead, try to make yourself one that can be envied

-"Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear!"

-"The lesson is in the struggle, not in the victory!"

-"Only those who can see the invisible can do the impossible!"

-"Its ok to kiss a fool, its ok to let a fool kiss you, but never let a kiss fool you!"

"Friends are gods ways of apologizing for our families"

Life's a garden dig it

"You only live once...but if you live it right, once is enough"

Only after the last tree has been cut down,

only after the last river has been poisoned,
only after the last fish has been caught,
only then will you realize that money cannot be eaten

"If your ship doesnt come in, swim out to it"-Jonathan winters.

"The best man for a job is a woman"-Ares (from Xena Warrior Princess)

"Knowledge talks, wisdom listens"

"To control others is to have power, to control yourself is to know the way" - Lao Ma

A woman has to work twice as hard as a man to be thought of as half as good. Luckily this is not difficult"

II can resist anything but temptation

I believe in angels,
the Kind that heaven sends
...I'm surrounded
By angels, but I call
Them my best friends

If you do it youll regret it, if you dont do it youll regret it, either way your going to regret it, you might as well just
do it

"If the first grape you eat is bitter then you will not bother eating grapes again. If the first grape you eat is a sweet one
then you will be willing to eat a lot of bitter grapes in search of another sweet one "

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." -Bilbo
Baggins (The Fellowship of the Ring: J.R.R. Tolkien)

" To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wildflower . . .hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity
in an hour . . . " ~William Blakeg

Creating success is tough but keeping it is tougher -Pete Roseg

"Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet" - Roger Miller

"All who wander are not lost." -JRR Tolkien

"No amount of sizzle will make a bad steak good."

Ashes to Ashes Dust-to-Dust, Life is short so Party We must!

Sticks and stones are hard on bones,

aimed with angry art
words can sting like anything,
but silence breaks the heart... -Phyllis mcgenlee

"Give up for a second and that is where you will finish."

When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that
we do not see the ones which open for us. --Alexander Graham Bell

Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not. Nothing is more common than unsuccessful
men with talent. Genius will not. Unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not. The world is full of
educated derelicts. Persistence, determination and hard work make the difference. -- Calvin Coolidge

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other? -- George Eliot

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in;
forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be
encumbered with your old nonsense. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

While we may not be able to control all that happens to us, we can control what happens inside us. -- Ben Franklin

Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. Begin it now. -- Goethe

What lies before us and what lies beyond us is tiny compared to what lies within us. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. -- Thomas Jefferson

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside,
awakens. -- Carl Jung

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. -- Robert F. Kennedy

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. -Eleanor Roosevelt

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. -- George Bernard Shaw

~Resistance drains energy~

~Acceptance saves it~
~Cheerfulness sustains it~ -- Anonymous

Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Don't force it; get a larger hammer.

If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.
Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
If you wait, it will go away.
Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out.
Spend sufficient time confirming the need and the need will disappear.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible.
The only things that start on time are those that you're late for.
If at first you don't succeed, read the manual.
The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again.
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.
If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; if you can't pick it up, paint it.
No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
The limits of the possible can only be defined by going beyond them into the impossible.
When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
In a social situation, the most difficult thing to do is usually the right thing to do.
If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will
do it.
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

A little ignorance can go a long way.

It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.
If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.
When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer. Corollary: Provided, of course,
that you know there is a problem.
The most important leg of a three legged stool is the one that's missing.
Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you have tried.
Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood.
Whenever a system becomes completely defined, someone discovers something which either abolishes the system or
expands it beyond recognition.
If you can't learn to do it well, you should learn to enjoy doing it badly.
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
No matter which direction you start it's always against the wind coming back.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. The remaining work to finish in order to reach
your goal increases as the deadline approaches.
Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.
When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain you're finished with, you will need it instantly.
Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well being. I have yet to see any problem, however
complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.
I dont have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long
I was just having dirty thoughts about you
Youre in my inappropriate thoughts

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable please take them off

Blow me
I dont care if you have small boobs, I still want to see them