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Governor Bobby Jindal of Louisiana speaking at the 2013 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in National Harbor, Maryland.
Bayou Bigotry
Bobby Jindal intends to be President, despite a hatred for gay rights
and a desire to appeal to far-right voters
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Jindal needs to stand out in a crowded field of me-too Clintonbashers and immigrant-aggravators. Unfortunately, hes all too
keen to toe the party line on the vast majority of issues particularly LGBT matters.
Jindal has a long history of opposing gay equality. He converted to Christianity at a young age, eventually becoming a self-
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described evangelical Catholic. To quote the man himself, when
he was introduced to the Bible by a friend in high school, he
was struck, and struck hard. Factor in his politics Jindal is a
fiscal and social conservative, and Governor of one of Americas
most conservative states and its hardly an ideal recipe for
breeding tolerance.
Certainly not helping matters is a scathing editorial
this week by Jindals former New Media Director, Taylor
Huckaby. Writing for the New Orleans Advocate, Huckaby
offers an insight into the right-wing, religious extremism
Jindal surrounds himself with and that ultimately influences his policymaking. Huckaby notes that, during his time
working for Jindal, he witnessed the birth of the fire-andbrimstone Jindal, who clamored to stand in the church
house door and refuse Americans their individual right to
marry the one they love.
Jindals extremism is equal parts religion and politics, a
product of the virulently anti-gay company he keeps [that] has
come to define him in the same way chameleons take on the
color of their surroundings. It should come as no surprise that
Jindal includes the homophobic stars of A&Es Duck Dynasty in
his various social circles. Religious and conservative extremism
is surrounding, insulating and shrouding the current occupant
of the Governors Mansion, according to Huckaby.
I regret nothing more than my complicity in the states
relentless attacks against my fellow LGBTQ citizens, he writes.
Being anti-gay was (and is) a system requirement for working
in Louisiana conservative politics, and it bred a powerful selfhatred.
Jindals signature strategy of rallying bigotry is diminishing, however, especially in light of the Supreme Courts recent
ruling on same-sex marriage. The governors attempts to block
or limit the advancement of equality will be fruitless, petty and
ultimately unsuccessful. In a devastating final blow, Huckaby
anticipates the day Jindal fades into irrelevance, taking his
dishonest, destructive administration with him and paving
the way for leadership that embraces fairness, charity, dignity,
prudence and kindness above all.
Unfortunately, for Louisianas LGBT citizens, Jindal wont
leave office until next year. If his actions so far are anything to
go by, hell do everything he can to prevent further advancements for equality.
In May, despite protests from gay rights groups and businesses that have operations in the state, Jindal signed an executive order granting business owners the right to discriminate
against LGBT customers. Adapted from religious freedom
laws, it had originally been proposed by the state legislature,
though they sensibly killed it once objections were raised.
Jindal, disappointed that bigotry had failed, promptly appropriated it.
Despite tech giant IBM telling Jindal that the bill will
create a hostile environment for our current and prospective
employees and asking him to ensure this legislation is not discriminatory, Jindal signed his order. IBM promptly cancelled a
ribbon-cutting at a new headquarters in Baton Rouge. Fearing a
backlash in tourism, New Orleans Mayor Mitch Landrieu issued
his own executive order proclaiming [New Orleans] welcomes
people from all walks of life with open arms. Gay rights groups,
both in-state and nationally, decried Jindals attempts to discriminate against his states LGBT residents. The ACLU was so
incensed that their Louisiana branch last week sued the gover8
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all, 81 percent of survey respondents said that the court supporting same-sex marriage would make them feel more fiscally
protected. But most of those questioned also expressed concern
over some aspect of housing discrimination.
Its this seeming contradiction that can have a significant
impact. Chris says even the possibility of discrimination can
have a psychological effect on peoples decisions to rent or
buy property. And considering the potential buying power of
the LGBT community estimated at $840 billion thats a
significant flow of cash that could be turned off or tapered with
a negative buying experience.
We definitely need legal protections in housing for sexual
orientation and gender identity, says Morgan Barker, from
Housing Opportunities Made Equal (HOME) of Virginia.
HOME found that a same-sex couple seeking a rental apartment in the Richmond area was 31 percent more likely to experience some form of discrimination than an opposite-sex couple.
Moreover, other studies by the U.S. Department of Housing and
Urban Development, the Fair Housing Center of Detroit, the
National Transgender Discrimination Survey, and the Equal
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Rights Center have found similarly disproportionate levels of
discrimination against either same-sex couples or LGBT individuals.
This is a national, pertinent problem, says Barker.
Laura Durso, director of the LGBT Research and
Communications Project at the Center for American Progress,
believes part of the remedy requires educating the larger public
about it.
If you look at public opinion polling, there is some evidence
that most Americans believe that LGBT people are covered
under federal nondiscrimination laws, and we know thats not
the case, she says, adding that there need to be more studies,
as governments often require substantial amounts of statistics
before they can be compelled to act.
That inertia is something familiar to Virginia Del. Alfonso
Lopez (D-Arlington). Lopez has previously tried to add protections for sexual orientation and gender identity to the Virginia
Fair Housing Act. However, any bills seeking to combat housing
discrimination have been killed by the Republican-led legislature.
The fact that both the federal Fair Housing Act and the
Virginia Fair Housing Act do not provide protections for LGBT
Virginians on the basis of sexual orientation and gender identity
is just wrong, Lopez says.
Equal rights, civil rights, LGBT rights, theyre all the
same. And these are basics, he continues. And if we have the
statistics to prove that there is discrimination, then its something I will be talking about in my platform. Weve already
mentioned it to Democratic candidates in the House running
against incumbents or for open seats as something they should
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CENTER GLOBAL holds a monthly
THURSDAY, JULY 9
BURGUNDY CRESCENT, a gay vol-
WEEKLY EVENTS
ANDROMEDA TRANSCULTURAL
HEALTH offers free HIV testing, 9-5
WOMENS LEADERSHIP
INSTITUTE for young LBTQ women,
FRIDAY, JULY 10
LGB PSYCHOTHERAPY GROUP for
adults in Montgomery County offers
a safe space to explore coming out
and issues of identity. 10-11:30 a.m.
16220 S. Frederick Rd., Suite 512,
Gaithersburg, Md. For more information, visit thedccenter.org.
WEEKLY EVENTS
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HEALTH offers free HIV testing, 9-5
WEEKLY EVENTS
ANDROMEDA TRANSCULTURAL
HEALTH offers free HIV testing, 9-5
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LGBT community, family and friends.
6:30 p.m., Immanuel Church-on-theHill, 3606 Seminary Road, Alexandria.
All welcome. For more info, visit dignitynova.org.
critical languages and foreign languages. 7 p.m. Nellies, 900 U St. NW.
RVSP preferred. brendandarcy@
gmail.com.
IDENTITY offers free and confidential
HIV testing in Takoma Park, 7676
New Hampshire Ave., Suite 411. Walkins 12-3 p.m. For appointments other
hours, call 301-422-2398.
SUNDAY, JULY 12
ADVENTURING outdoors group hosts
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LUTHERAN CHURCH OF
REFORMATION invites all to Sunday
METROPOLITAN COMMUNITY
CHURCH OF NORTHERN VIRGINIA
services at 11 a.m., led by Rev. Onetta
Brooks. Childrens Sunday School, 11
a.m. 10383 Democracy Lane, Fairfax.
703-691-0930, mccnova.com.
METROPOLITAN COMMUNITY
CHURCH OF WASHINGTON, D.C.
MONDAY, JULY 13
FUNDACION ANGIE, a group of D.C.
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WEEKLY EVENTS
DC AQUATICS CLUB (DCAC) practice session at Hains Point, 927 Ohio
Dr. SW. 7-8:30 p.m. Visit swimdcac.
org.
THE DC CENTER hosts Coffee DropIn for the Senior LGBT Community.
10 a.m.-noon. 2000 14th St. NW. 202682-2245, thedccenter.org.
exploring issues related to their identity. 7-8:30 p.m. 2000 14th St. NW,
Suite 105. For more information, visit
thedccenter.org.
WEEKLY EVENTS
ANDROMEDA TRANSCULTURAL
HEALTH offers free HIV testing, 9-5
testing and STI screening and treatment every Tuesday. 5-6:30 p.m.
Rainbow Tuesday LGBT Clinic,
Alexandria Health Department, 4480
King St. 703-746-4986 or text 571-2149617. james.leslie@inova.org.
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BOOKMEN DC, an informal mens
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AD LIB, a group for freestyle con-
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Poptimist
Melissa Etheridge maintains a constant positive outlook about
everything in her life and the world around her
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whole country is more purple than we know. Theres a lot of just good people
trying to do their best, trying to live and let live.
Etheridge expresses optimism when reminiscing about her early life in
Leavenworth, outside Kansas City. I remember we didnt have liquor we had
to cross the border to Missouri to get alcohol, she says. So theyre a little bit
behind. Its okay. Everybody is getting there. Theyre on a journey.
Nearly a decade ago Etheridge won an Oscar for her song I Need to Wake
Up, written for the 2006 documentary An Inconvenient Truth, which focused
on Al Gore and his work in raising awareness about climate change. As with
LGBT rights, Etheridge says environmental progress starts individually
person by person. I think we are headed in the right direction, she says, singling out the Waterkeeper Alliance, a network working to protect waterways.
Headed by Robert Kennedy Jr., its the one environmental organization shes
been championing these days. Naturally, shes troubled by the water issue
or to be more precise, lack-of-water issue in California. Its become the
number one issue in the state. But she doesnt dwell on the negative impacts
the drought has had even on her own life. Im looking at my brown yard right
now, she says. Which is fine. We live in a desert.
Though shes certainly had her downs, including two very public breakups
prior to Wallem, and a bout with breast cancer last decade, Etheridge focuses
on the ups many of which she could not have planned or even predicted. That
includes her relationship to Wallem. The two were born on the same day May
29, 1961 with just a four-hour difference between them. Whatever celestial
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there are four, five, six songs that Ill do different every night.
I want people to be able to see it multiple times and have a different experience every time.
Next month, Washingtonians are in for an extra treat, when
Etheridge returns to the Music Center at Strathmore. Its so
beautiful, she says. And its an acoustically perfect place to
play. The Strathmore stop is part of Etheridges current solo
tour solo, that is, not acoustic. Shell play a variety of 10
guitars, a keyboard, a little hand drum set and a digital looper,
recording rhythms on the spot, live.
Its a show where I really get to show off what I can do, says
Etheridge. Its very intimate, yet its still a major rock and roll
show. People are up and dancing and going crazy. l
Melissa Etheridge performs Wednesday, Aug. 26, at 8 p.m., at
the Music Center at Strathmore, 5301 Tuckerman Lane, North
Bethesda. Tickets are $45 to $85. Call 301-581-5100 or visit
strathmore.org.
Maggie Rose plays the 9:30 Club, 815 V Street NW, on Thursday, July 16th. Tickets are $25 and
are available at the door or online at 930.com. Read more about #tomatotuesday on
Roses website iammaggierose.com.
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Orchestral Maneuvers
As the principal conductor for the NSO at Wolf Trap, Emil de Cou often finds himself (happily) in
strange orchestral terrain
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FancyFeast
His mysterious identity revealed, Jake Hagood is enjoying a slow, steady march to hopeful success
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worked at. And I think were all better for it. Now, his parents
rarely miss a performance, and were present when he revealed
his true identity to the world in April on The Tonight Show
with Jimmy Fallon. I think thats the best thing thats ever happened to me, he says. Music has been so important to me, and
performing has been my passion since I was little. It was really
just a dream come true.
It was hard to stay quiet and maintain the mystery while his
song was on the radio, becoming a modest hit on Billboards
charts. His videos went viral, garnering millions of hits on
YouTube and Vevo. Even at my songs highest peak, I was just
chilling, watching a lot of Gilmore Girls, The Unbreakable Kimmy
Schmidt just Netflix-ing it up. It was absolutely wild, he says.
Now comes the hardest part parlaying that initial success into a musical career. Hes got heavy-hitters behind him,
including Big Machine, the same management company that
discovered Taylor Swift. Having recently made the move to Los
Angeles to step up his game, Hagood feels the pressure and
yet hes reluctant to rush. His second single, for example, is more
happy and fun, a different facet of who Fancy is. Very soon is
all he will say about a release date.
Its not lost on me that this opportunity doesnt come for a
lot of people, he says. Im really wanting to take my time. I
want this to be right.... I want it to be me all the way through, and
its not something Im willing to rush to get out.
Later this summer hell open for Meghan Trainor on a few
dates of her tour, but the focus is on releasing new music. And
yes, all of it will be released as Who Is Fancy. Throughout my
career, I want to always be reminding people what makes them
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NSO @ Wolf Trap: Star Trek Emil de
Cou conducts Michael Giacchinos score to
the 2009 film, presented in HD on a huge
above the stage (8/1, Wolf Trap) Marty
Stuart & His Fabulous Superlatives (8/1,
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Lenny Kravitz (9/1, Wolf Trap) Arum
Rae (9/1, DC9) Frank Sinatra, Jr. with
the Wolf Trap Orchestra Sinatra Sings
Sinatra: The Centennial Celebration (9/2,
Wolf Trap) Euge Groove (9/4, Birchmere)
The Seldom Scene & Jonathan
Edwards (9/5, Birchmere) Catch A Fire
Tour 2015 Damian Jr. Gong Marley
and Stephen Ragga Marley, sons of
the late Bob, will perform with Morgan
Heritage and Tarrus Riley (9/5, Wolf Trap)
Rodrigo y Gabriela Supercharged
Mexican guitar duo returns for another
year at Wolf Trap (9/6, Wolf Trap) 5
Seconds of Summer (9/6, Jiffy Lube Live)
Say Lou Lou (9/8, U Street Music Hall)
Watkins Family Hour Featuring Sean
and Sara Watkins of Nickel Creek, Fiona
Apple, Don Heffington, Sebastian Steinberg
and more (9/8-9, Birchmere) Emmylou
Harris and Rodney Crowell The
Traveling Kind Tour (9/10-11, Birchmere)
The Gypsy Kings (9/10, Wolf Trap) REO
Speedwagon (9/10, Warner Theatre)
Jackson Browne (9/11, Wolf Trap) The
Nighthawks (9/11, AMP by Strathmore)
Langhorne Slim & The Law (9/11, 9:30
Club) Madonna Even if youd rather
forget about her Rebel Heart, at least you
can always count on a good show (9/12,
Verizon Center) Jason Aldean Cole
Swindell and Tyler Farr are also on the bill
for this country/pop show, part of the 2015
Country Megaticket (9/12, Jiffy Lube Live)
A Heartless Bastards (9/12, 9:30 Club)
Kelly Clarkson Live Nation and Wolf
Trap team up to offer two nights with the
original American Idol, plus Pentatonix and
Eric Hutchinson, but not surprisingly, tickets are nearly sold out (9/12-13, Wolf Trap)
Death Cab for Cutie (9/13, Merriweather
Post Pavilion) Jess Glynne 9:30 Club
presents this concert by the Rather Be
Clean Bandit singer (9/14, U Street Music
CONCERT VENUES
9:30 CLUB
815 V St. NW
202-265-0930
930.com
AMP BY STRATHMORE
11810 Grand Park Ave.
North Bethesda
301-581-5100
ampbystrathmore.com
THE BIRCHMERE
3701 Mount Vernon Ave.
Alexandria
703-549-7500
birchmere.com
DC9
1940 9th St. NW
202-483-5000
dcnine.com
ECHOSTAGE
2135 Queens Chapel Rd. NE.
202-503-2330
echostage.com
FILLMORE SILVER SPRING
8656 Colesville Road
Silver Spring
301-960-999
fillmoresilverspring.com
Draggin Queens
KENNEDY CENTER
202-467-4600
kennedy-center.org
STRATHMORE
5301 Tuckerman Lane
Bethesda, Md.
301-581-5100
strathmore.org
LINCOLN THEATRE
1215 U St. NW
202-328-6000
thelincolndc.com
M&T BANK STADIUM
1101 Russell St.
Baltimore, Md.
410-261-7283
livenation.com
MERRIWEATHER POST PAVILION
10475 Little Patuxent Parkway
Columbia, Md.
800-551-SEAT
merriweathermusic.com
NATIONALS PARK
1500 South Capitol St. NE
202-675-6287
livenation.com
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Grill Master
Bayou Bakerys David Guas offers a barbecue boot camp at the Hill Center
SCOTT SUCHMAN
Barbecue Boot Camp is Saturday, July 11, at 11 a.m. Hill Center in the Old Navy Hospital, 921 Pennsylvania Ave. SE.
Tickets are $85, which includes tastings. Call 202-549-4172 or visit HillCenterDC.org. l
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ONCE
SPOTLIGHT
BALLROOM WITH A TWIST
COMMANDER
Arena Stage has recruited some allstar talent for its world premiere
musical Dear Evan Hansen, featuring
a book by Steven Levenson (Masters
of Sex) and a score by Tony nominees Benj Pasek and Justin Paul
(Broadways A Christmas Story, TVs
Smash). Michael Greif (Rent, Next
to Normal) directs this modern tale
about a boy preparing for a bright
future so long as his secret past
doesnt come back to haunt him. Ben
Platt from Pitch Perfect stars. Mead
Center for American Theater, 1101 6th
St. SW. Tickets are $51 to $66. Call
202-488-3300 or visit arenastage.org.
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SIGNATURE THEATRES
CABARET SERIES
SWEENEY TODD-PROG
METAL VERSION
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WHOOPI GOLDBERG
FILM
MINIONS
STAGE
DOUBLE TROUBLE
(AKA THE PARENT TRAP)
THE PRODUCERS
WASHINGTON IMPROV
THEATER: WIT ATTACKS!
COMMUNITY STAGE
ALTAR BOYZ
Aguila, ranks as the ninth longestrunning musical in Off-Broadway history. Opening night Friday, July, at 8
p.m. Spotlighters Theatre, 817 St. Paul
St., Baltimore. Tickets are $20. Call
410-752-1225 or visit spotlighters.org.
CASTLETON FESTIVAL
MUSIC
9TH ANNUAL OLD TIME
BANJO FESTIVAL
BOHEMIAN CAVERNS
JAZZ ORCHESTRA
IDINA MENZEL
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COMEDY
JOHN WITHERSPOON
NEAL BRENNAN
GALLERIES
ANA SEDILES: A WOMAN
IN THE LANDSCAPE
JONATHAN WEINER: A
JOURNEY DOWN THE POTOMAC
MODERN SCULPTURE:
DIALOGUES IN
THREE DIMENSIONS
While its galleries are closed for renovation and expansion, the National
Gallery of Art has set up throughout its
East Building a special installation of
modern sculpture from its renowned
holdings. And three times a week, the
gallery offers a new 60-minute guided
tour highlighting these works, allowing patrons to engage with each other
in open-ended discussions about, in
addition to the guide pointing out connections between, the works on view,
from Alexander Calders monumental
mobile Untitled from 1976 to Andy
Goldsworthys decade-old Roof. The
relationship between I.M. Peis East
Building and John Russell Pops West
Building is also examined. Tuesdays,
Thursdays, and Sundays, at 1:30 p.m.
National Gallery of Art East Building
Information Desk, 3rd Street at
Constitution Avenue NW. Call 202737-4215 or visit nga.gov.
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Del Ray Artisans offers this summer-themed art exhibit as part of its
Gallery Without Walls program and
presented at the Vola Lawson Animal
Shelter. Participating artists donate
40 percent of each sale to be shared
equally by the nonprofit arts group
and the Animal Welfare League of
Alexandria. To Sept. 27. Vola Lawson
Animal Shelter, 4101 Eisenhower
Ave., Alexandria.
VANESSA BELLS
HOGARTH PRESS DESIGNS
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doesnt sell his body on stage anymore. Rather, he designs cabinets and desks and tables, hauling his work to clients across the
Tampa area. And what of his girlfriend, Brooke, she who lured
him away from a life of Ginuwine and thongs and bronzing oils?
Shes out of the picture seriously, she doesnt even appear in
the movie leaving Mike mired in something akin to an existential crisis. When Big Dick Richie (Joe Manganiello), Ken (Matt
Bomer), Tito (Adam Rodrguez), and Tarzan (Kevin Nash) come
through town on their way to a strippers convention in Myrtle
Beach, hes powerless to say no. He wants back in. He wants to
have some fun.
From there, Magic Mike XXL takes the boys through a series
of set pieces that aim to get them stripping as quickly as possible. Jacobs and screenwriter Reid Carolin cut to the bone here
they recognize theyre telling a nutty story, so they never take
it too seriously and the movie is better for it. Try not to laugh at
the way avalanches of dollar bills blanket Ken. Try not to grin
as women paw Richies chest. This is silly fun and everyone
knows it.
What separates Magic Mike XXL from Magic Mike, though, is
the explicit way it endorses the sex appeal of vulnerability. Mike
and his boys want to make women happy, so they perform in
terms defined by womens desires. They choose to abandon their
old cliches the Its Raining Men routine from Soderberghs
movie comes to mind and create new dances that better reflect
their personalities. Leading men in Hollywood movies rarely
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tech
Caption
Streamers
Apple Music is a bold, if
uncharacteristically messy, attempt to
dominate the world of streaming music
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is a way for Apple to drive more sales and streams and the inclusion of deceased artists only cements that fact. Whats more, a
post from Madonna was pulled from her Twitter feed, so what
youre getting is second-hand information presented as a unique
method of interaction. Thanks, Apple, but Im good.
Navigating the app itself also throws up a number of odd
challenges and inconsistencies though, for the most part, it has
a clean, slick aesthetic. A persistent bar remains at the bottom,
with your currently playing track featured, as well as the option
to share the song or playlist, add the song to a playlist, buy it, or
start a randomized radio station. Its presented in white with red
lettering typical iOS 8. Open up a playlist, or album, or other
such tracklist, however, and itll adopt the color of the album
art. The obvious clash between white controls at the bottom and
the main content is hardly the end of the world it just isnt
the dedication to refinement weve come to expect, nay, demand
from Apple.
Whats more, youll find yourself getting lost or confused in
your first few interactions with Music. Because theres so much
on offer, youll spend a lot of time in menus, and sub menus, and
menus within those sub menus, trying to start a playlist or find
an individual song. Theres also a lack of consistency in design
elements. Click on a big, square album cover in For You and itll
open the album, letting you browse tracks. Ditto for playlists
theyll open, offering further interaction. Click on the same
design element in Radio? Itll instantly start playing. More than
once Id click, thinking I could see further options, only to have
the radio station start playing. Its a bizarrely streamlined process given whats presented elsewhere.
Still, this is an initial release. Music has plenty of room to
grow and theres a sizable user base to support it, given its
now the default app on iPhones. Beats Music users will eventually be ported over to it, as well, while iTunes on desktop now
incorporate Music as part of the software (yes, Windows users,
its still a resource hog). Perhaps more importantly, Apple will
offer Music to Android users this fall. If ever there were a clearer
statement of intent that the company intends to once again
dominate every aspect of the music business, this is it.
So, does Music represent good value? Well, thats less clear,
certainly at the moment. The quality is undoubtedly there
while Apples personally curated playlists arent necessarily better than Google Plays auto-generated streams, for instance, the
fact that the company is making an effort to personalize the service is appreciated. Apple has also added several great features,
such as Siri integration. Ask Apples assistant for the most popular song on your date of birth (Release Me by Wilson Phillips,
in case you were wondering) or the top songs from a particular
year, and shell oblige.
However, should you already own an Xbox Music Pass
(hello, all ten of you!), Google Play Music subscription, Spotify
Premium account, or any other such paid subscription, theres
less incentive to jump ship. Spotify, for instance, has been doing
this for years. Their app is beautiful, fast, intuitive and makes
sharing and finding content a breeze. In addition, for music nuts,
Apple Music streams at 256Kbps, versus Spotifys maximum of
320Kbps. No, average users wont notice a difference, but its a
difference all the same. As it stands, I personally see no incentive
to relinquish my Spotify subscription.
However, in three months time, when the free trial ends and
Apples $9.99 monthly fee kicks in, it could be a different story.
A bit of extra polish, a few UI tweaks, and greater clarity over
Connects purpose (or its total removal), and Apple could easily
convince me to jump ship. l
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Eighties Night
From Annie Lennox to the Police to
Michael Jackson, we count down the
10 Greatest Pop Songs of the 80s
by CHRIS GERARD
By 1987, U2 was poised for a major leap into international stardom, and The Joshua Tree provided the necessary boost. Hailed
by critics and beloved by fans, the album spent nine weeks at
No. 1 and sold over 10 million copies in the U.S. Its success was
sparked by With or Without You, a daring choice for first
single. The song is an exercise in smoldering, escalating tension
and cathartic release. Helmed by Bonos tightly controlled vocals
and The Edges blazing bursts of guitar, With or Without You
is a breathtaking piece of songcraft that doesnt follow the conventional norms of what a pop song should be.
9. EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD - TEARS FOR FEARS (1985)
The first U.S. hit for British duo Tears for Fears, Everybody
Wants to Rule the World is a gleaming pop shuffle with a
superb vocal by bassist Curt Smith. Although structurally simple
highlighted by a stately, undulating melody, a steady bass and
a repetitive two-chord keyboard line thematically, the song
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The lead single from The Polices fifth and final album,
Synchronicity, Every Breath You Take, an exploration of
malevolent obsession, is the biggest hit of the trios career. A
powerful black and white video directed by Godley & Creme
helped cement the songs popularity and its success helped
Synchronicity sell over 8 million copies in the U.S. alone.
3. LIKE A PRAYER - MADONNA (1989)
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LIFE
LISTINGS
THURS., 07.09.15
9 1/2
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm Multiple
TVs showing movies,
shows, sports Expanded
craft beer selection
Music videos featuring
DJ Wess
ANNIES/ANNIES
UPSTAIRS
4@4 Happy Hour, 4-7pm
$4 Small Plates, $4 Stella
Artois, $4 House Wines,
$4 Stolichnaya Cocktails,
$4 Manhattans and Vodka
Martinis
COBALT/30 DEGREES
Happy Hour: $6 Call
Martini, $3 Miller Lite,
$4 Rail, $5 Call, 4-9pm
$3 Rail Drinks, 10pmmidnight, $3 Bud Light
Tallboys all night, $5 Red
Bull, Gatorade and Frozen
Virgin Drinks Locker
Room Thursday Nights
DJs Sean Morris and
MadScience Ripped Hot
Body Contest at midnight,
hosted by Sasha J. Adams
and BaNaka $200 Cash
Prize Doors open 10pm,
18+ $5 Cover under 21
and free with college ID
DC9
1940 9th St. NW
Happy Hour, 5-8pm
dcnine.com
DC EAGLE
Hot Jock Night, hosted
by Highwaymen TNT
Contest at 11:30pm
Prize package includes
$100 in prizes
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Happy Hour, 4-9pm
Ladies Drink Free Power
Hour, 4-5pm Shirtless
Thursday, 10-11pm DJs
BacK2bACk
JR.S
All You Can Drink for $15,
5-8pm $3 Rail Vodka
Highballs, $2 JR.s drafts,
8pm-close Throwback
Thursday featuring rock/
pop retro hits
NELLIES SPORTS BAR
Beat the Clock Happy Hour
$2 (5-6pm), $3 (6-7pm),
$4 (7-8pm) Buckets of
Beer $15 Drag Bingo
NUMBER NINE
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm No Cover
TOWN PATIO
Open 5pm No Cover
$3 Drinks and $3 Draughts,
5-9pm
ZIEGFELDS SECRETS
All male, nude dancers
Shirtless Thursday DJ
Tim-e in Secrets 9pm
Cover 21+
FRI., 07.10.15
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Open at 5pm Happy
Hour: 2 for 1 on any drink,
5-9pm Friday Night
Videos with resident DJ
Shea Van Horn VJ
Expanded craft beer selection No Cover
ANNIES
4@4 Happy Hour, 4-7pm
$4 Small Plates, $4 Stella
Artois, $4 House Wines,
$4 Stolichnaya Cocktails,
$4 Manhattans and Vodka
Martinis Upstairs open,
5-11pm
COBALT/30 DEGREES
All You Can Drink Happy
Hour $15 Rail and
Domestic, $21 Call &
Imports, 6-9pm Guys
Night Out Free Rail
Vodka, 11pm-Midnight, $6
Belvedere Vodka Drinks
all night Watch your
favorite music videos with
DJ MadScience in the
lounge DJ Keenan Orr
on the dancefloor $10
cover 10pm-1am, $5 after
1am 21+
DC9
1940 9th St. NW
Happy Hour, 5-8pm
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DC EAGLE
Happy Hour, 6-8pm $2
Rail and Domestic
Beltway Bears on Club
Bar, 10pm-close $2
Draughts
FREDDIES BEACH BAR
Crazy Hour, 4-7pm
Karaoke, 8pm
GREEN LANTERN
Happy Hour, 4-9pm $5
Smirnoff, all flavors, all
night long The Boys
of HUMP, 9pm-2am
Featuring VJ Tre and
Friday Night Videos
$5 Cover 1 Free Rail/
Domestic Drink, 9-10pm
JR.S
$2 Skyy Highballs and $2
Drafts, 10pm-midnight
Happy Hour: 2-for-1,
4-9pm Retro Friday
$5 Coronas, $8 Vodka Red
Bulls, 9pm-close
TOWN PATIO
Open 6pm No Cover
before 10pm Cover after
10pm (entry through Town)
ZIEGFELDS/SECRETS
All male, nude dancers,
hosted by LaTroya Nicole
Ladies of Ziegfelds,
9pm Hosted by Miss
Destiny B. Childs DJ
Darryl Strickland in Secrets
VJ Tre in Ziegfelds
Cover 21+
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9 1/2
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 3-9pm $5 Absolut
& Titos, $3 Miller Lite
after 9pm Expanded
craft beer selection No
Cover Music videos
featuring various DJs
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Drag Yourself to Brunch at
Level One, 11am-2pm and
2-4pm Featuring Kristina
Kelly and the Ladies of
Illusion Bottomless
Mimosas and Bloody
Marys Happy Hour:
$3 Miller Lite, $4 Rail,
$5 Call, 4-9pm Drink
specials all night Doors
open 10pm $7 before
midnight, $10 after 21+
DC9
1940 9th St. NW
Happy Hour, 4-6pm
dcnine.com
DC EAGLE
Highwaymen TNT on Club
Bar, 10pm-close $2
Draughts $2 off all
drinks for Club Colors
FREDDIES BEACH BAR
Diner-style Breakfast
Buffet, 10am-3pm
Crazy Hour, 4-7pm
Freddies Follies Drag
Show, 8-10pm, hosted by
Miss Destiny B. Childs
No Cover
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GREEN LANTERN
Happy Hour, 4-9pm $5
Bacardi, all flavors, all
night long JOX: The
Green Lantern Underwear
Party featuring DJ David
Merrill Doors open 9pm
$5 Cover after 10pm,
including clothes check
$3 Bud Light, $4 Fireball
shots
JR.S
$4 Coors, $5 Vodka
Highballs, $7 Vodka Red
Bulls
NELLIES SPORTS BAR
Guest DJs Zing Zang
Bloody Marys, Nellie Beer,
House Rail Drinks and
Mimosas, $4, 11am-5pm
Buckets of Beer, $15
NUMBER NINE
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 3-9pm No Cover
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DC Rawhides host Town
& Country: Two-Step, Line
Dancing, Waltz and West
Coast Swing, $5 Cover
to stay all night Doors
open 6:45pm, Lessons
7-8pm, Open dance
8-10:30pm DJ TWiN
Music and video downstairs by DJ Wess Drag
Show starts at 10:30pm
Hosted by Lena Lett and
featuring Miss Tatianna,
Shi-Queeta-Lee, Epiphany
B. Lee and BaNaka
Doors open 10pm Cover
$10 from 10-11pm and $12
after 11pm 21+
TOWN PATIO
Open 2pm No Cover
before 9:30pm Cover
after 10pm (entry through
Town)
ZIEGFELDS/SECRETS
Men of Secrets, 9pm
Guest dancers Ladies
of Illusion with host
Ella Fitzgerald, 9pm
DJ Steve Henderson in
Secrets DJ Don T. in
Ziegfelds Doors open
8pm Cover 21+
SUN., 07.12.15
9 1/2
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 3-9pm Multiple
TVs showing movies,
shows, sports Expanded
craft beer selection No
Cover
COBALT/30 DEGREES
$4 Stoli, Stoli flavors
and Miller Lite all day
Homowood Karaoke,
10pm-close No Cover
21+
DC9
1940 9th St. NW
Happy Hour, 2-6pm
dcnine.com
DC EAGLE
$1 Bud and Bud Light
Draughts, all day and all
night
FREDDIES BEACH BAR
Champagne Brunch Buffet,
10am-3pm Crazy Hour,
4-7pm Karaoke, 8pm1am
GREEN LANTERN
Happy Hour, 4-9pm
Mamas Trailer Park
Karaoke, 9:30pm-close
JR.S
Sunday Funday Liquid
Brunch Doors open at
1pm $2 Coors Lights and
$3 Skyy (all flavors), all
day and night
NELLIES SPORTS BAR
Drag Brunch, hosted by
Shi-Queeta-Lee, 11am3pm $20 Brunch Buffet
House Rail Drinks, Zing
Zang Bloody Marys, Nellie
Beer and Mimosas, $4,
11am-close Buckets of
Beer, $15
NUMBER NINE
Pop Goes the World with
Wes Della Volla at 9:30pm
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on
any drink, 3-9pm No
Cover
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drink, 5-9pm Multiple
TVs showing movies,
shows, sports Expanded
craft beer selection No
Cover
ANNIES
4@4 Happy Hour, 4-7pm
$4 Small Plates, $4 Stella
Artois, $4 House Wines,
$4 Stolichnaya Cocktails,
$4 Manhattans and Vodka
Martinis
COBALT/30 DEGREES
Happy Hour: $2 Rail, $3
Miller Lite, $5 Call, 4-9pm
RuPauls Drag Race
Viewing and Drag Show
hosted by Kristina Kelly
Doors open at 10pm, show
starts at 11pm $3 Skyy
Cocktails, $8 Skyy and Red
Bull No Cover, 18+
DC9
1940 9th St. NW
Happy Hour, 5-8pm
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FREDDIES BEACH BAR
Crazy Hour, 4-7pm
Karaoke, 8pm
GREEN LANTERN
Happy Hour all night long
Michaels Open Mic
Night Karaoke, 9:30pmclose
JR.S
Happy Hour: 2-for-1,
4-9pm Showtunes Songs
& Singalongs, 9pm-close
DJ James $3 Draft
Pints, 8pm-midnight
COBALT/30 DEGREES
Happy Hour: $2 Rail, $3
Miller Lite, $5 Call, 4-9pm
SIN Industry Night
Half-price Cocktails, 10pmclose
DC9
1940 9th St. NW
Happy Hour, 5-8pm
dcnine.com
NUMBER NINE
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm No Cover
Safe Word: A Gay Spelling
Bee, 8-11pm Prizes to
the top three spellers
After 9pm, $3 Absolut,
Bulleit & Stella
NUMBER NINE
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm No Cover
TUES., 07.14.15
9 1/2
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drink, 5-9pm Multiple
TVs showing movies,
shows, sports Expanded
craft beer selection No
Cover
ANNIES
4@4 Happy Hour, 4-7pm
$4 Stella Artois, $4 House
Wines, $4 Stolichnaya
Cocktails, $4 Manhattans
and Vodka Martinis
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Open 5pm No Cover
Yappy Hour: Happy Hour
for Dogs and their best
friends $3 Drinks and
$3 Draughts
WED., 07.15.15
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drink, 5-9pm Multiple
TVs showing movies,
shows, sports Expanded
craft beer selection No
Cover
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ANNIES
4@4 Happy Hour, 4-7pm
$4 Stella Artois, $4 House
Wines, $4 Stolichnaya
Cocktails, $4 Manhattans
and Vodka Martinis
COBALT/30 DEGREES
Happy Hour: $2 Rail, $3
Miller Lite, $5 Call, 4-9pm
Wednesday Night
Karaoke downstairs, 10pm
Hosted by Miss Sasha
Adams $4 Stoli and Stoli
Flavors and Miller Lite
No Cover 21+
DC9
1940 9th St. NW
Happy Hour, 5-8pm
dcnine.com
FREDDIES BEACH BAR
Crazy Hour, 4-7pm $6
Burgers Drag Bingo
Night, hosted by Ms.
Regina Jozet Adams, 8pm
Bingo prizes Karaoke,
10pm-1am
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Happy Hour all night long,
4pm-close The Boys of
HUMP upstairs, 9pm
JR.S
Trivia with MC Jay Ray,
8pm The Queen Amateur
Drag Competition, hosted
by BaNaka, 10-11pm, with
a $200 prize Buy 1, Get
1 Free, 4-9pm $2 JR.s
Drafts and $4 Vodka ($2
with College ID or JR.s
Team Shirt)
NELLIES SPORTS BAR
SmartAss Trivia Night,
8pm and 9pm Prizes
include bar tabs and tickets to shows at the 9:30
Club $15 Buckets of
Beer for SmartAss Teams
only Bring a new team
members and each get a
free $10 Dinner
NUMBER NINE
Happy Hour: 2 for 1 on any
drink, 5-9pm No Cover
TOWN PATIO
Open 5pm No Cover
Half-Price Hump Day
half-price drinks all day
ZIEGFELDS/SECRETS
All male, nude dancers
Shirtless Night, 10-11pm,
12-12:30am Military
Night, no cover with
military ID DJ Don T. in
Secrets 9pm Cover
21+
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Up until now,
I have totally isolated myself from
the transgender community
so I have a lot of catching up to do.
CAITLYN JENNER, writing in the first of a series of editorials for WhoSay. Jenner writes that shes glad to finally be able to live
openly and interact with the trans community. Ive already learned so much about this community, the issues and the people
involved. Its been an eye-opening experience for me mainly realizing how fortunate I am.
They were nervous because they were getting married. I was nervous because
I snuck into my boss house to perform
a wedding against his wishes
in his backyard.
JON LOVETT, former speechwriter for President Barack Obama, speaking with Moth Radio Hour. In 2010, Lovett reportedly
invited two friends on a White House tour, before conducting a secret wedding ceremony in the Rose Garden. If true, it would
mark the first same-sex wedding conducted at the White House.
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