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River Cities’ Reader • Vol. 17 No. 746 • February 18 - March 3, 2010
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by Kathleen McCarthy
We’ve made
amount of legislation from both sides of the aisle benefits the major players of each industry, whether
that perpetuates government’s ever-growing profit or not-for-profit, over any competitors and
involvement in American lives. over all taxpayers.
t i o n a l !
misconception in desperate need of correction. is somehow more benevolent than mega-
7am-5am department of General Electric, Disney, Turner retirement provisions that are contributing mightily
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daily Broadcasting, and Microsoft, to name a few; to an ever-burgeoning lack of future funds to pay
the U.S. Department of Agriculture would be for such excesses.
I-280 and Hwy 92, Exit 11-A • Rock Island, IL a subsidiary of Monsanto; the Food & Drug Nor are legislators managing their own
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If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, faction of the big pharmaceuticals, including of laws on the books that require timely reviews
crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537).
Pharma, which alone gave $199 million to whose deadlines are consistently missed, or whose
campaigns from January through September 2009; reviews are simply ignored, some for decades.
by Rich Miller
Business • Politics • Arts • Culture • Now You Know • RiverCitiesReader.com
probably appeal to independents. He was chief majority – along with the twin international
sponsor of a House bill in 2005, for example, embarrassments of the Iranian hostage crisis and
that created an Illinois Conservation Corps for the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan – combined
young adults. Brady co-sponsored a bill (along to override the ideological divide. Democrats
with Barack Obama) for seniors to make sure voted for Reagan in droves.
they didn’t lose any benefits under the federal If you substitute “Rod Blagojevich” and
prescription-drug program. “Scott Lee Cohen” for the USA’s international
On the other hand, there are plenty of bills humiliations of 1980, our current Illinois
and votes lurking in Brady’s record that could situation looks eerily similar.
hurt him this fall. Late last week, Brady again proposed
For instance, Brady sponsored legislation permanently outlawing gay marriages and civil
that allowed pharmacists to refuse to dispense unions. That sort of thing will be great for the
emergency contraception based on their Republican base, but it’s time Brady started
religious beliefs. learning to speak to everyone else.
Senator Brady is 100-percent pro-life, so
he sponsored legislation to ban the use of Rich Miller also publishes Capitol Fax (a daily
state funds for stem-cell research. Brady has political newsletter) and TheCapitolFaxBlog.com.
by Lynn Campbell, IowaPolitics.com
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aynard James Keenan – the frontman wine-maker. Keenan owns Caduceus Cellars and
for prog-metal gods Tool, the co-leader Merkin Vineyards (in northern Arizona’s Verde
of A Perfect Circle, and the founder of Valley), and Glomski makes the wines, with the
Puscifer – isn’t the type of person you’d expect to see Tool singer essentially working as his apprentice.
as the subject of a thorough documentary. He has The pair co-owns the Arizona Stronghold Vineyard
a reputation for being reclusive, and for jealously (in the southern part of the state), and Glomski has
guarding his privacy. As he says in the movie Blood his own vineyard and winery (Page Springs) in the
Into Wine, “I’m not much of a people person.” Verde Valley.
Yet Keenan, along with his wine-making partner Keenan also said he didn’t want to participate in a
Eric Glomski, is at the center of that documentary, dry film. “One of the things that I was pretty specific
a freewheeling but thoughtful mix of wine primer, about is I didn’t want it to be a PBS special, either,”
underdog story, buddy picture, and sketch comedy. Keenan said. “If we’re going to do it, let’s do it as
The movie is fun and gently didactic, and thankfully artists would do it.”
it engages in little idolatry. (Those hoping for a Tool He said that although he was given significant
movie will be disappointed; although Blood Into input into the film, he didn’t dictate what was in
Wine doesn’t ignore Keenan’s music career, it’s at it. “For us to be in control of the final cut would
best a tangent.) compromise their vision ... ,” he said. “It’s their film.
Keenan often looks uncomfortable in the movie, It’s not my film. It’d be like having some producer
but that could be a function of once being filmed on come in and tell me how to finish the record.”
the toilet, and of being hectored by a pair of wine- “We definitely shared with those guys different
versions of the edits as they were coming to us ... ,”
hating talk-show hosts. (More on those things later.)
Pomerenke said. “They were kept in the loop how
But he is apparently committed enough to his cause
the story was developing. I wouldn’t say there was
– fostering an Arizona wine country, and combating
veto power, but we’re gentlemen. We are artists. This
the idea that the state’s climate and terrain can’t
is our film. We’re telling their story like we want
produce good grapes and wine – that he’s willing
to tell it. ... [But] we’re people as well, and we want
to subject himself to all these indignities, and the
those guys to feel like it was accurately representing
public spotlight.
them.”
As Keenan told me in an interview earlier this
The co-director was quick to point out, though,
month: “This is an important thing we’re doing
that “we challenge those guys pretty strongly ... .”
up here. If we’re successful with what we’re doing,
it’s going to set up a future for more families than
we can number. ... If you plant vines in this valley, Truth Through Staging
they’re going to taste a certain way; they’re going “Challenge” is probably too direct, but it’s
to be very specific to where they’re from. It’s not a undoubtedly true that Blood Into Wine is irreverent
business that you can move to Mexico or China. It’s and not at all interested in maintaining the dignity
from here. This is the definition of sustainable and of wine, wine culture, or even its subjects.
local.” The movie opens with Focus on Interesting Things,
an improvised fake talk show with Keenan as the
A Good Story guest and Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim (of
Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!) playing the
The Capitol Theatre in downtown Davenport
moronic hosts. Keenan is clearly in on the joke and
will be one of just a handful of sites premiering has dabbled in comedy, including with Puscifer, but
Blood Into Wine on February 19. That screening will the hosts are so immediately insulting to Keenan,
include a tasting of Arizona wines made by Keenan his wine, and wine in general that Pomerenke said
and Glomski, and the movie will also be shown the Tool singer got “punk’d” a bit. Even knowing it
February 20, 21, and 26. was staged and a joke, it’s hard to imagine not taking
That Blood Into Wine exists is somewhat
surprising, given Keenan’s nature. The project
Keenan on music: “I’m not going to abandon my brothers. I the assault at least a little personally.
“We didn’t necessarily want to hurt Maynard’s
was sparked by the rock star being interviewed
just think we have to re-think what the healthy steps are.” feelings,” the filmmaker said. But “we didn’t
Do the Blues
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onsidering that the he plays it the way he feels it that The River Cities’ Reader is an independent newspaper
ensemble’s front man is the night. I like that.” published every other Thursday, and available free
director of programming Despite the group’s local suc- throughout the Quad Cities and surrounding areas.
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decision to instead perform the touring with his outfit. DEADLINES
Ellis Kell Band’s forthcoming 20th- “We’ve been up around Chi-
• To submit a letter to the editor,
anniversary concert at the Moline cago,” says Kell, “and have played
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live-music venue Rascals might a couple different private things.
seem like an odd one. As Kell We went and played in Des • To submit items to our calendar of events,
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Saturday, February 20. “We played though, certainly hasn’t kept him,
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our first gig as the Ellis Kell Band or his bandmates, from meeting
on February 3, 1990, at Rascals. And before – we probably add, I don’t know, maybe a and sharing stages with some of music’s PUBLISHER
that, most of us that make up the band half a dozen, 10 songs a year. Not as much most legendary figures. Todd McGreevy
started playing there as the ‘& Friends’ part as we used to, but then again, we don’t get “The last time we opened for B.B. King
of ‘Jim Schwall & Friends.’” together as much as we used to. at the Adler,” says Kell of his band’s May 31, EDITOR
But Kell says that when blues guitarist “We’re all doing different things,” says 2008, engagement, “he invited me out on Kathleen McCarthy
Schwall moved to Madison, Wisconsin, in Kell. “Terry Hanson has his jazz trio [the stage at the end of the show – not to play,
Terry Hanson Ensemble] and he teaches. EDITORIAL
1989, “I told the other guys, ‘I don’t want but just to come out and take a bow. And Managing Editor: Jeff Ignatius • jeff@rcreader.com
to do the cover-band thing anymore, you Larry plays with the Avey Brothers. Every- I walked up to him, and we shook hands, Arts Editor, Calendar Editor: Mike Schulz • mike@rcreader.com
know? I want to start a band, and write body’s busy with work. So we all have dif- and nobody in the Adler Theatre took a Contributing Writers: Amy Alkon, Rob Brezsny, Lynn Campbell,
some original stuff and record, and just do ferent things, but we all come back together picture of it. I mean, I asked people, ‘Didn’t Luke Hamilton, Rich Miller, Jill Walsh, Thom White
the blues. For however long I’ve got left to when we can. And we sort of rehearse by e- anybody get a picture of this?!’ You know, it’s
do this, I want to do it the way I think it mail. I’ll e-mail Rick and say, ‘Hey, what do like a once-in-a-lifetime thing ... . But hey, I ADVERTISING
should be done.’ And everybody said, ‘Hey, you think about doing this Little Feat song know it happened.” Account Executives:
let’s do it.’” ... ?’ And he’ll e-mail and say, ‘Okay, yeah, Yet despite the thrill in performing Chris Walljasper • chris@rcreader.com
So began the Ellis Kell Band, the local cool, I’ll go back and listen to that ... .’” alongside musical legends, Kell says that he’s Advertising Coordinator: Katie Bergthold
blues favorites who have shared stages with The band’s namesake adds that while he’d just as excited about jamming with former Advertising rates, publishing schedule, demographics,
like to have more time and opportunities to and more are available at
the likes of Willie Nelson, Bo Diddley, John and present Ellis Kell Band members during
Lee Hooker Jr., and Edgar Winter during add to the repertoire, he still truly enjoys February 20’s Rascals event, the first public QCAdvertising.com
the group’s two decades of performance. playing the songs – such as fan favorites “I reunion of past and present members since PRODUCTION
Originally founded by Kell, John Bur- Ain’t Got No Blues Today,” “Lucky Dog,” 2005’s 15th-anniversary celebration at the Art Director, Production Manager: Shawn Eldridge •
chett, Rick Stoneking, Dennis “Shineboy” and “Sticks ’n’ Stones” – that audiences River Music Experience. shawn@rcreader.com
Hancq, and Jeff Clark, the group performed already know and love. “When you play with musicians for Graphic Artist - Nathan Klaus
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locally for three years prior to the release “You’re up there to entertain people,” says years,” says Kell, “things happen. People’s Production/Design Intern - Nathan Ortner
Kell. “You’re up there to play what they want Production/Design Intern - Sarah Wright
of its first CD, 1993’s Down to the Levee, egos get wounded. But I’m happy to say that
which boasts 13 tracks featuring music and to hear. If you can throw in something new all the people that have ever been part of the
lyrics by Kell and Stoneking. It was followed along the way, cool, but first and foremost, Ellis Kell Band, we’re all as good of friends ADMINISTRATION
by 2000’s Ellis Kell Band & Friends, and in you’re there to entertain. So I like playing now – if not better – as we’ve ever been. We Business Manager: Kathleen McCarthy
August of last year, the compilation CD [our band’s] old songs.” have a great mutual respect, and everybody Office Administrator, Classifieds Manager, Circulation Manager:
Especially since, as the musician says, Rick Martin • rick@rcreader.com
Moondances Chapter One. (As Kell says with always looks forward to these things. So I Distribution: William Cook, Cheri DeLay, Greg FitzPatrick, Tyler
a grin, “I try to do one at least every seven the band’s set lists are rarely performed the think it’s gonna be a riot. Gibson, Daniel Levsen, J.K. Martin, Jay Strickland
years.”) same way twice. “I think one of the key “I’ve been very fortunate with all the guys
Kell says that the band’s current lineup features of our band is that we’re always that I’ve played with,” Kell adds. “They’re
– which finds Kell joined by bassist Bur- spontaneous,” says Kell. “I don’t rehearse a good without having to drill 20 rehearsals
chett, keyboardist Stoneking, harmonica set to death. I don’t say anything negative to get it.”
player “Detroit” Larry Davison, and drum- about the folks who do, and I’m all for hav-
mer Terry Hanson – continues to work on ing a polished show, but I also appreciate, The Ellis Kell Band plays its 20th-anniversary
new songs and covers of established blues like, what Bob Dylan does. He pisses people concert at Rascals in Moline (1414 15th Street)
hits, even though adding untried mate- off sometimes, because he doesn’t always on Saturday, February 20, from 9 p.m. to
rial to the band’s repertoire “has been a play ‘All Along the Watchtower’ or ‘Blowin’ midnight. For information on the evening, call
in the Wind’ the way it originally went, but
challenge in the last few years. We’ve added (309)797-9457 or visit RascalsMoline.com.
By Jill Walsh
T
he opening scene of Norm Foster’s tenderness. Throughout most of the play,
Wrong for Each Other at Geneseo’s though, Rudy was a loud and bumbling
Richmond Hill Barn Theatre had guy who stutters in the presence of Nora
me worried that I was in for a fluffy, and offers clever one-liners as responses,
surface-level relationship comedy in and while White’s comedic timing was
which a divorced man and woman reunite usually spot-on, his character seemed too
after reminiscing about the happiest eager for audience laughs. (After a long
moments of their shared past. Thankfully, argument about the meaning of the word
Wrong delved under that flimsy comedic “signage,” with Rudy saying something to
surface and let the effect of,
viewers in on “Fine, then,
the arguments I’m going to
and go get the car-
unfortunate age!”, I felt as
familial if I should be
circumstances straining my
that ears to hear a
steered the rimshot.)
relationship Michaels
of Rudy effectively
Sorenson used the
(Chris White) theatre-in-
and Nora Case the-round
(Jessica Nicol space
White) toward – a square,
an inevitable in Richmond
Chris White and Jessica Nicol White
separation. Hill’s case
And while Wrong panders with a – during the apartment scenes. I was
predictable ending and plenty of witty always able to see the actor’s expressions,
banter between the real-life newlyweds, and it felt like they had room to move in
the script felt the most natural, the most the space without being hindered by set
right, when its characters stopped putting pieces. Conversely, when the characters
so much effort into entertaining the were in the tiny plant shop and sitting
audience, and focused on each other. in the “bleachers” at the baseball game,
At the play’s beginning, Nora and I was stuck looking at the their backs
Rudy run into each other at a restaurant throughout the duration of both scenes.
three years and nine months after their While I liked the idea of Nicol White
divorce, and after agreeing to share a meal and White sitting in the stands with
together, progress through a series of brief the audience, this would’ve been better
flashback scenes that include their initial executed if the actors had found seats
encounter at a plant shop, their first date a few rows up, in the seating section
at a baseball game, and their first kiss, under the theatre’s technical booth;
sexual encounter, and argument. Director more people would’ve seen them. (And
Craig Michaels’ decision to cast the White design-wise, it was an interesting choice
duo as the endearing house-painter Rudy to paint the plants in the shop white, yet
and the tough-shelled, workaholic Nora I’m curious to know whether this was
was a clever one. The Whites had such made for practical and financial purposes
organic conversational and physical – fresh plants aren’t cheap – or merely to
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Movie Reviews
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Since no one’s been pressing a gun to my Ashton Kutcher’s fiancée, and Biel is the gorgeous,
head, I haven’t read Nicholas Sparks’ Dear John, mediocre actress who plays Eric Dane’s publicist.
which concerns a pair of star-crossed lovers And that, I’m afraid, is the extent of the film’s
whose romance is derailed by the young man’s usefulness. Obviously inspired by the romantic-
Army tenure. I have, however, seen director Lasse comedy touchstone Love Actually – with “obviously
Hallström’s screen version, which apparently inspired by” a kind way of saying “a blatant rip-off
follows the novel’s blueprint faithfully (albeit with of” – the movie features 21 above-the-title stars
an altered ending), so permit me a question: Does dovetailing through roughly a dozen subplots. Not
Sparks have absolutely no shame? one, however, is a storyline I had any interest in
Once you discover that this saga begins in the returning to; despite serviceable-or-better work
spring of 2001, and that from Julia Roberts,
www.putnam.org/u23d the titular John (played Anne Hathaway,
here by Chaning Tatum) Topher Grace, and a
only has to serve one few (but not many)
more year overseas others, Marshall’s
before returning to cynical, grab-the-
his beloved (Amanda holiday-weekend-cash-
Seyfried’s Savannah), and-run outing is a
it’s pretty easy to grasp Channing Tatum and Amanda decidedly unfunny, un-
what Sparks is up to. But Seyfried in Dear John romantic waste of time
while the specter of 9/11 and talent. (I wouldn’t be surprised if, at the end
hovers throughout Dear John’s early scenes, I’ll of a day’s filming, the Oscars owned by castmates
admit to being surprised – shocked, really – that Jamie Foxx, Kathy Bates, and Shirley MacLaine
this wasn’t enough potential romantic anguish actually snickered at them.) Valentine’s Day is
for the creator of The Notebook and Nights in too restless to be outright dull. But the only true
Rodanthe; miraculously, Sparks also finds room entertainment I found came from waiting, in vain,
for the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, battlefield for former TV co-stars – That 70’s Show’s Grace
injuries, infidelity, cancer, autism, a stroke, and and Kutcher, Grey’s Anatomy’s Dane and Patrick
the stinginess of health-insurance companies. Dempsey, Alias’ Jennifer Garner and Bradley
(I’m presuming it was only the author’s deadline Cooper – to share a scene, and from jokes that I’m
that prevented his adding chronic lateness and the not sure were meant to be jokes, such as Twilight’s
heartbreak of psoriasis into the mix.) Taylor Lautner insisting, “I’m a little uncomfortable
Needless to say, if you’re not a dyed-in-the- taking my shirt off.” Yeah, whatever, kid.
wool Sparks fanatic, Dear John should be all but
unendurable. So help me God, though, the movie
works. With screenwriter Jamie Linden given the THE WOLFMAN
unenviable task of adapting Sparks’ prose, the Despite the severed heads and gnawed-off
dialogue may be hopelessly stilted, but no one limbs and Anthony Hopkins hamming it up to
seems to have informed Tatum and Seyfried of high heaven, director Joe Johnston’s The Wolfman
this; their screen chemistry and intensely likable is just about the last thing you’d expect it to be:
performances here feel disarmingly genuine. boring as sin. To be sure, the movie – set in 1891
Every time you roll your eyes at the convenient England, and adapted from 1941’s horror classic
plotting and indie-pop montages, Hallström – is impeccably designed; the Victorian decay has
comes through with lovely, recognizably human a rich, evocative seediness, and Shelly Johnson’s
touches, such as Henry Thomas’ shy yearning for moonlit cinematography lends an expressive
best pal Seyfried, or an enraged Tatum banging his gloom to the proceedings. Unfortunately, it’s also
Comedy
I freakin’ love her!!!”
No matter your response, you’re Music JUST FER
Jennifer Coolidge
Penguin’s Comedy Club
right ... though if you leaned toward
response three, you really should
get to the cineplex more often. Since
Rascal Flatts and Darius Rucker
i wireless Center
H ey, everybody! Gues
Davenport? (Here’s a
is in blue and red letters rig
Friday, February 19, and Saturday, her iconic turn as American Pie’s Saturday, February 20, 8 p.m. picture there.)
modern-day Mrs. Robinson, Coolidge That’s right! It’s everyon
February 20 has been one of Hollywood’s most in- school troublemaker, Ram
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demand and adored comic actresses,
y guess is that you saw the photo Obviously, you’re thinking about writing from Beverly Cleary’s pop
contributing to 33 movies (plus 18 The Capitol Theatre
accompanying this piece and a piece on February 20’s country-music books, but now you can s
TV series) since 2000. Yet as a former
immediately thought one of three
member of the Los Angeles-based
Tuesday, February 23, 8 p.m. spectacular at Moline’s i wireless Center stage in a brand-new show
things: (1) – the Unstoppable Tour 2010 – where Davenport Junior Theatre
“T
comedy troupe the Groundlings, Rucker is opening for Rascal Flatts. I
“Oh ... it’s ell me about the first dream, Based on several storie
she’s also an accomplished stand-up Mike.” understand that the show starts at 8 p.m.,
Jennifer series, Ramona Quimby fi
performer, which local audiences “This was a strange one, doctor. It was and that tickets are available by calling
Coolidge! grade heroine getting into
will quickly glean during Coolidge’s just me and my gang in Mayberry, talkin’ (800)745-3000 or visiting iwirelessCenter.
I love her!” trouble – fighting with he
February 19 and 20 sets at Penguin’s about fast cars and freedom and prayin’ com.”
(2) “Oh ... it’s aggravating her teacher, d
Comedy Club. for daylight. I felt unstoppable here. But “Wow ... that makes perfect sense!” wedding, and much more
that actress
Still, you just know some audience my wish was to be a winner at a losing “So what was her adventures are funny,
from Legally
member is going to welcome her to the game, bless the broken road, and embrace your other dream, learns important lessons a
Blonde
Davenport stage with a hearty “Stifler’s this everyday love. I shouted, ‘What hurts Mike?” friendship, and realizes th
and those “This one was
mom!!!” So to avoid being That Guy, the most is that while you loved me, I’m may not always agree, the
Christopher even weirder, doc. I
match these Jennifer Coolidge films movin’ on these days! Why?!’” good to have around!
Guest was dreaming that it
with her roles in them, and counter “Let me stop you, Mike. I think you Junior Theatre’s one-ac
movies! I were dreaming about the multi-platinum- was a few days from
that inevitable Penguin’s greeting with promises to be loads of fu
love her!” (3) “Holy crap! Stifler’s mom! selling country band Rascal Flatts. You just now – February 23, I
a more original one. only get a ticket for your $
referenced 15 of the group’s hit songs.” Bryan Adams think – and I was at
Theatre
“But then, a man walked up to me, Davenport’s Capitol
1) Legally Blonde A) Genevieve McDonagh
making sounds like an owl and holding a Theatre. It was about 8 p.m., and the lights
2) Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans B) Amber Cole
blowfish. I gave him a strange look, and dimmed, and then Grammy- and Oscar-
3) Date Movie C) Fiona Montgomery
he said, ‘Don’t nominated rocker Bryan Adams appeared
4) Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events D) Paulette Bonafonté
think I don’t on stage! It was nuts! He sang all of his The Glass Menageri
5) A Cinderella Story E) Sherri Ann Ward Cabot hits: ‘Cuts Like a Knife’ and ‘Summer of Galvin Fine Arts Center – S
think about it.
6) Best in Show F) White-Faced Women ’ 69’ and ‘(Everything I Do) I Do It for
7) A Mighty Wind G) Roz Fockyerdoder
But it’s alright. Friday, February 19 through
It won’t be like You’ and ‘Open Road’ and ‘Can’t Stop This
“W
this for long. It’s Thing We Started’ and a whole bunch
here are you g
Jennifer Coolidge performs at Penguin’s on Friday at 8 p.m., and on Saturday actually history more. Then he yelled to the crowd, ‘For
tickets to shows at the Capitol Theatre, call “I’m going t
at 7:30 and 10 p.m., and tickets are available by calling (563)324-5233 or visiting Darius Rucker in the making,
(563)326-8820 or visit TheCapDavenport. “That’s right, now that
QCFreightHouse.com/penguinsComedyClub.upcoming.php. and ... .’”
com!’ And then I woke up. What do you of ourselves! Go to the m
“I’m going to stop you again, since you
either of those last two, I’m afraid we’re no longer on speaking terms. Sorry, Mother. just mentioned four hit singles by Hootie think that one means?” interfere with your selfis
Answers: 1 – D, 2 – A, 3 – G, 4 – F, 5 – C, 6 – E, 7 – B. And if you had no clue about & the Blowfish frontman Darius Rucker. “I honestly have no idea.” “The more you shout
quicker I’ll go! And I wo
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by Jeff Ignatius
W
hen
Mondo
Drag
drummer/singer
Johnnie Cluney
says that “we’re
kind of bringing
in more of a pop
element” to the
band’s new songs,
take that with a
giant rock of salt.
The Quad Cities-
based band released
its full-length
debut, New Rituals,
on the Alive
Naturalsounds
Experience’s “Fire,” and then a sterling
Records label last month, and it’s a
hazy, sludgy affair – bluesy psychedelia showcase for anguished yet eloquent
borrowing heavily from the 1960s and guitar noise that would make Neil Young
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recalling the contemporary sounds of proud. What’s most impressive is the
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Meadow.Service concision, that the band has mined and
jbs 1 ATTREG006Yet there are indeed hints of accessible
polished the gold from what one imagines
melody in the massive riffs and thick are expansive jams.
keyboards. “Love Me” hides on its Mondo Drag seemed to have some
downslope a compelling ascending sense of a destiny beyond the Quad
chorus with heavy vocal emphasis on the Cities. It’s been together for three years,
downbeat. Calling it poppy is a stretch, and it spent its first six months working
but it opens the door to the remainder on its songs and the next six months
of the song. “True Visions” has a similar working on an album. It was signed to
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do heat,” Keenan says in the movie. years to really figure out what the unique profile contemporary celebrity culture.
There are also critters that can destroy crops. for the grapes are up here in northern Arizona. ... “You’ve seen how popular reality TV is,” he said.
And there are bureaucratic obstacles, from water ,” he said. “There’s two Cabs and they taste similar. “People don’t care about the person. They want
rights to branding. Although it’s not in the movie, Why do they taste similar? They should be polar to see them self-destruct. And that’s partly what
Keenan said he’s now battling the federal Alcohol opposites just based on the elevation and the it is with the entertainment industry. ... Unless it’s
& Tobacco Tax & Trade Bureau, which regulates temperature swings on those two sites. tragic, who cares?”
how wines are presented. “They’re still trying to “Two different parts of the state are definitely People might like music and enjoy the songs,
presenting two different styles of wine,” he he said, but fundamentally “they want to see you
fight me on the name of my wine, although they’ve
continued. “That they are not different enough in overdose. They want to see you self-destruct and
approved every one of my labels,” he said. They
characteristic might just be because we treated them come apart. ... I’m not a martyr. I have no intention
want him to change his name and logo – the snakes
in a similar way in the wine-making process. Maybe of sacrificing myself for the evening news.”
and staff of caduceus are often confused with the
we should have used different kinds of yeast.” But while there are no imminent releases
medicine-related Rod of Asclepius – “having let me
Keenan has produced five vintages of Caduceus,
develop this brand. … They say I’m implying that it’s from any of his bands, Keenan said he hasn’t
with 10 red-wine styles and one white. Prices range
medicine.” given up music for wine. “If it’s a positive, healthy
from $18.99 to $100 a bottle.
But there are also the basic challenges of wine- experience, then it’s always going to be a part of
For the time being, Keenan is having “custom
making. Finding grapes that will grow well in my life,” he said. “I’m not going to abandon my
crushes” done for him at Glomski’s winery, but he
Arizona, Keenan said, has been a “crapshoot.” They brothers. I just think we have to re-think what the
has almost finished his own winery, at which he
18 looked for hardy fruit and have planted varieties healthy steps are.”
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