Professional Documents
Culture Documents
Every person starts with 60 Marbles. For every question that is relevant and true
about yourself, subtract the corresponding amount of Marbles.
We will start with basic questions about how you perceive yourself in the different
aspects of your identity. Answer all questions truthfully and to the best of your
ability! Lets get those marbles rolling!
Do you feel that your religion is the superior religion, and that anyone who doesnt
share your religion should suffer? 2 Marbles
Do you claim to be affiliated with any supremacist or edgy political group? (Nazi
Party, Marxist, Maoist Ku Klux Klan, Black Panther, etc.) -5 Marbles
Are you an atheist that goes out of their way to strategically mock and ridicule
mainstream religion?
-2 Marbles
Do you claim to be any religion that isnt mainstream including scientology or
Satanism? -3 Marbles
Do you claim to be a prophet or spiritual figure in any religion, mainstream or
nonmainstream? -8 Marbles
Did you create your own religion, and declare yourself as a leading figure or a God?
30 Marbles
Do you consider yourself a sexual deviant, slut, whore or sex maniac? -6 marbles
Do you consider yourself a sexual deviant, slut, whore or sex maniac that is into
weird shit? (example: necrophilia, obsession with feet, giant women, etc.) -10
marbles
Do you feel that it is impossible for you to be wrong about anything under any
circumstances?
-6 Marbles
Do you have an unwarranted sense of entitlement and self-righteousness? -4
Marbles
The Creator
Are you active on Deviant Art? -3 Marbles
Are you active on any website/web community that specializes in fanfiction? -3
Marbles
Do you create fan art or fanfiction that most people would perceive as horrible? -3
Marbles
Have you ever created a fan comic? -3 Marbles (subtract 3 additional Marbles if you
have ever self-inserted yourself into your fan comic)
Have you created any type of fan content based off of Sonic the Hedgehog or My
Little Pony? -4 Marbles (subtract an additional 4 marbles if the content is
sexualized)
Do you react negatively to any criticism or block people who criticize your art? -1
Marble
Have you ever drawn yourself as a furry? -5 Marbles
Have you ever drawn yourself as a pony? -6 Marbles
Have you ever drawn yourself as a Sonic the Hedgehog character? -6 Marbles
Have you ever drawn sexualized content of something that was never meant to be
sexualized?
(ex. My Little Pony, Disney characters, Pokmon) 5 Marbles
Have you ever drawn something that you claimed was original, but was actually
traced and ripped off of someone elses content? -4 Marbles
Have you ever tried to claim copyright or intellectual ownership of fan-art based off
of content that you dont actually own? -3 Marbles
Do you feel that you are justified in telling everyone else in the world how they
should think, behave and live their lives? -5 Marbles
Do you feel that anyone who doesnt share your opinions or beliefs is a horrible
person that should have their personal information leaked and have their lives
ruined? -4 Marbles
Do you feel that your ovaries are in never-ending danger from the horrible evil of
penises? 2 Marbles
Do you feel that women protesting naked in public progresses the agenda of
feminists? -1 Marble
Do you feel that an unhealthy and obese woman who weighs 400 pounds should not
be judged and should be seen in the same light as someone who is healthy and
doesnt weigh 400 pounds? -2 Marbles (Subtract 2 additional Marbles if you feel
this sentiment shouldnt extend to obese men as well)
Are you a female game developer who had sex with men in the video game industry
to get your current position only to later pretend to be a victim of the industry? -5
Marbles
(Subtract an additional 5 Marbles if you would later claim to raise money that you
would donate only to end up stealing and keeping for yourself.)
Are you a transsexual game developer who is completely insane? 5 Marbles
Are you a game developer who pretends to be a victim by creating your own death
threats and sending them to yourself? -7 Marbles
Are you a game designer who sucks at designing games? -3 Marbles
If you are a game designer, will more than 99% of the interest in your crappy game
be because of you playing either the suicide or sexual victim card? -5 Marbles
Did you ever pretend to be a victim or fake an illness or unfortunate circumstance
to generate money from Patreon, Indiegogo or Gofundme? -8 Marbles
Do you suffer from a victim complex where you are convinced that the majority of
the world has somehow wronged you despite you living a sheltered life behind a
computer? -6 Marbles
Do you claim to have a trigger or multiple triggers of unknown origins? -5
Marbles
Do you play the victim card, racist card or sexist card when you cant win an
argument? 7 Marbles
Have you ever falsely accused someone of raping you? -8 Marbles
Have you ever posted on Tumblr or anywhere on the internet that you were
depressed and were going to kill yourself? -8 Marbles
Was your main motivation for saying you were going to kill yourself to gain
attention, sympathy or money? -12 Marbles
>tfw no gf
Are you active on Sluthate? -5 Marbles
Do you have a burning hatred for all women? -5 Marbles
Do you blame your failure to attract women due to your genetics? -2 Marbles
Did you never even once try to have a romantic relationship with a woman? -2
Marbles
Do you feel that women will only go after assholes? -3 Marbles
Do you feel that it is okay to have sexual intercourse with animals? -10 Marbles
Have you ever actually had sexual intercourse with an animal? -150 Marbles
(subtract 100 more Marbles if the animal doesnt even have sexual organs/holes
ex. Bird, Turtle, Alligator, Fish, etc.)
Do you feel that it is okay to rape women? -30 Marbles
Do you believe that women deep down actually want to be raped? -30 Marbles
Are you a virgin? -5 Marbles
Are you a pedophile? -40 Marbles
Are you a self-proclaimed pedophile? -60 Marbles
Do you support any form of incest? -30 Marbles
Have you at any time in your life had or had attempted to make incestual love with
a family member?
-35 Marbles
Do you have any children born from incestuous intercourse? -50 Marbles
Are you the byproduct of incestuous intercourse from your parents? -35 Marbles
Has your fear of rejection caused you retreat from the real world and live inside of a
bubble of ignorance on the internet? -10 Marbles
Will you use and misconstrue research and sources to further your deviant
agendas? -5 Marbles
Do you have strong feelings concerning the issue of circumcision for no logical
reason whatsoever? -3 Marbles
Are you an extremely selfish person incapable of understanding the feelings of
other people? -3 Marbles
Are you 100% content with remaining in a state of perpetual self-pity, complaining
about why your life sucks while never making any actual attempt to make your
situation better? -7 Marbles
Fuck IRL!
Are you active on Second Life or any online Virtual World, chatroom, forum or
website? -3 Marbles
Do you consider your online persona something very important that must be
respected and taken seriously? -3 Marbles
When you are in your virtual world, chatroom, forum or website do you suffer from a
god complex? -3 Marbles
Do you have an online persona as a furry or pony? -3 Marbles
Are you a fully grown adult who pretends to be a girl in a virtual world, chatroom,
forum or website? -3 Marbles
Are you active on Facebook, Twitter or any type of mainstream casual social media
for sexual or deviant purposes? -10 Marbles
Are you a fully grown adult who pretends to be an under 18 year old in a virtual
world, chatroom, forum or website? -5 Marbles
Do you engage in roleplay in a virtual world, chatroom, forum or website? -6
Marbles (subtract additional 4 marbles if roleplay is sexual)
Do you engage in furry or pony roleplay in a virtual world, chatroom, forum or
website? -8 Marbles (subtract 5 additional marbles if roleplay is sexual)
Are you a high school dropout? -4 marbles (subtract an additional 2 marbles if you
believe that public schooling was poisoning your creative mind)
Are you currently unemployed and making no attempt to find a job? -3 marbles
(subtract an additional 4 marbles if you are over 30 years old and have been
unemployed for more than 4 consecutive years)
Do you claim to be self-employed but make less than $3000 a year? -3 marbles
Is your primary source of income through government assistance (example:
disability, welfare, unemployment, etc.) -3 marbles (subtract 3 additional marbles if
your government assistance money is being spent for things unrelated to your basic
life necessities)
Are you an adult that is still dependent on your parents? -5 marbles
Are you an adult but still live with your parents? -3 marbles (subtract an additional 4
marbles if you are over 40 years old)
Are you aware that you have a mental illness and if so will you constantly complain
about your mental illness while taking no steps to try to deal with it? -3 marbles
(subtract an additional 2 marbles if the mental illness is autism)
Are you aware enough about your mental illness that you will use it as a special
card to avoid responsibility for your actions? -5 marbles (subtract an additional 2
marbles if the mental illness is autism)
Do you claim to have a mental illness, but feel superior to others who might also
have mental illnesses? -2 marbles (subtract an additional 2 marbles if the mental
illness is autism)
Do you get less than 2 hours of daily exercise? -1 marble
Do you get less than 1 hour of daily exercise? -2 marbles
Do you get less than half an hour of daily exercise? -3 marbles
Does your diet consist primarily of greasy fast foods and unhealthy processed
foods? -2 marbles
Are you overweight? (BMI of 25 to 29.9) -1 marble
Are you obese? (BMI of 30 or higher) -2 marbles
Are you morbidly obese? (BMI of 40 or higher) -5 marbles
Do you fail to brush your teeth daily? -2 marble
Are you missing teeth due to negligence caring for them? -4 marbles
Do you shower less than three times a week? -1 marble
Can you go multiple weeks or months without showering even once? -4 marbles
Do you suffer from dirty crapped briefs? -3 marbles
Do you blame all of your shortcomings and failures in life due to the actions
of trolls, while refusing to accept any self-responsibility for the idiocy of your
own actions? -20 marbles
>Have you ever greentexted outside of 4chan? -1 marble
Have you spent any length of time creating a spergy test only to post it onto
an internet board where it will get immediately made fun of? -100 marbles
Tally your results and calculate how many marbles out of the 60 you
had still remained.
Results:
60 Marbles Left You dont exist. Fuck you, liar.
59-50 Marbles Left If you do exist, youre not wasting your time on Kiwi Farms,
so go fuck yourself liar.
49-40 Marbles Left Not bad for an internet dweller. Youre all right, partner.
39-30 Marbles Left Its not really great, but it could definitely be worse.
29-20 Marbles Left Youre touching the boundary of no return, get your life
together before its too late.
19-10 Marbles Left You had potential, why did you let things go to this far?
Theres still hope for you, but you better stop the bleeding right here.
9-1 Marbles Left Its only a matter of time; you only have a handful of marbles
left. Do everything you can to protect them before its too late.
0 Marbles Left - You are all out of marbles. Its time for an intervention. Please
seek help and maybe a few marbles might roll back to you, but most likely youre all
out of luck.
-1 to -49 Marbles Negative If you had even more marbles they would have
rolled away as well. Please do us all a favor and resign from the internet and save
us the trouble of having to hear any more about you. You may yet be saved by some
sort of miracle.
-50 to -99 Marbles Negative Not even the biggest miracle can save you
anymore. Get neutered, the fact that you can reproduce is a danger to all of society.
You could have different choices in your life to avoid your current situation but you
blew it.
-100 to -199 Marbles Negative Please just go to jail already. People at this level
are the perfect mix of being self-aware and batshit insane. Seek professional help.
This is arguably the worse level to end up in.
-200 to -299 Marbles Negative It takes a lot to reach this point. Well done! If
you are at this level you are most likely unaware of the damage and stupidity that
you sow. You were born to sperg and theres nothing we can do to stop it, so the
only choice to try to accept, observe and understand it.
-300 or more Marbles Negative Congratulations, you are the ultimate unknown
variable; a mysterious enigma capable of endless possibilities. You have surpassed
the concept of being a completely useless and worthless human being and have
transcended into another dimension of existence. You will be studied and
researched for countless generations to come as one who passed beyond what
humanity considered the limited potential of the human mind.