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USG Hot n’ Heavy With PHEEIA
Stony Brook to create 10,000 new jobs, SBU is a Division-I school, it’s possible where money flies around and we can
By Raina Bedford provide $8.5 billion for ongoing and
planned construction projects, and hire
that athletic considerations will trump
academics for out of state admissions,
grab it, it has to come from somewhere.”
“The only negative I see is that a lot
400 new faculty members and 600 new he said. of students on campus would be af-
Undergraduate Student Govern- staff members. This would decrease the Other senators feel that a tuition in- fected by tuition hikes,” said Senator
ment President Jasper Wilson, on behalf student–to-faculty ratio, which cur- crease could benefit Stony Brook Uni- Tahir Ahmad. “But just because they
of the USG Senate, endorsed the Public rently stands at 5.6-to-1, and is one of versity. can raise tuition by 10 percent doesn’t
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Higher Education Empowerment and the highest among the universities in mean that they will and we need to ex-
Innovation Act (PHEEIA) at a March 1 the Association of American Universi- pand our university.”
University Senate meeting. PHEEIA ties, an organization of leading public If PHEEIA passes, it would cer-
would raise tuition and would allow the and private research universities in the tainly mean a literal expansion for SBU
University to hire more faculty, reduce U.S. and Canada. because PHEEIA would also change the
class sizes and supply the university Though Kaler said that the univer- way SUNY schools handle their public
with more money for ongoing and sity probably wouldn’t seek a tuition in- lands. If passed, PHEEIA would allow
planned construction projects, accord- crease higher than six percent, as SUNY schools to enter into public-pri-
ing to SBU administration officials who PHEEIA is currently written, he said vate partnerships with contractors to
are in favor of the act. that there is no legal mechanism stop- build on campus housing, food facili-
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ping the administration from raising tu- ties, stores and other buildings without
ition by 10 percent. approval by the New York State Senate.
While most USG Senators support “It’s in some sense revolutionary be-
PHEEIA, there is at least one senator cause it removes control from the state
who stood out. “The act will give us more options legislature,” Kaler said.
“I felt that his estimates were overly for our money,” said Senator Jordan Which is exactly why PHEEIA will
optimistic and misleading,” said Sena- Cushner. “Students complain about the remain the cause of much debate in the
tor Deborah Machalow. “In fact, I feel facilities here but they don’t want to pay USG, the Stony Brook administration
the entire PHEEIA pitch is at times mis- to have them fixed. There’s not just a pit and up in Albany.
leading.”
Machalow formed an ad hoc com-
mittee to investigate and make sense of
PHEEIA. The committee issued a pre-
“Honestly—tuition increases—you liminary report on Tuesday that out-
can’t expect students to be happy about lined some major points of the
that, but I believe they’re a necessity if legislation. In its full report, the com-
we want to continue on with the in- mittee will conduct a poll of the student
tegrity of our school,” said Wilson at the body to determine whether SBU stu-
University Senate Meeting. dents support PHEEIA.
The Stony Brook administration
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has not decided how much tuition will
increase if PHEEIA passes with the gov-
ernor’s proposed budget plan. The cur-
rent PHEEIA proposal allows for a
two-tiered tuition increase. On one
level, the university could raise tuition
by a projected maximum of 10 percent
per year, which will vary based on the
Higher Education Price Index, a meas-
ure of inflation specific to higher edu-
cation. On top of that, the university
could submit a request to increase tu-
ition further if they demonstrate need
through the proposed differential tu- The committee found that SBU
ition included in the bill. The SUNY could charge for student government
Board of Trustees would have to ap- and student activities, and that these
prove any tuition increases proposed by funds would be held by the SUNY
University Presidents and the SUNY Board of Trustees who would be free to
Chancellor. use that money as they see fit. PHEEIA
According to Provost Dr. Eric W. doesn’t make clear how much of student
Kaler, the university currently plans to activity fees could be held by the state.
increase tuition by 6 percent if PHEEIA PHEEIA would also place a limit on the
passes. If PHEEIA is enacted, students number of out of state students that
can expect a $300 increase for the first could be admitted to the university.
year. According to Kaler, a six percent President Wilson said that this was an
increase over several years would allow area that caused him concern. Because
The Stony Brook Press 3
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That Tuition is High Enough, Thank You
the SAC plaza to the Administration and their voices have a lot of weight that the state will pass this legislation
By Laura Cooper Building where, protestors were ush-
ered onto a privately chartered school
[with] the legislators,” said Peters.
“Time and time again, the administra-
before his departure from the office fol-
lowing the November 2010 elections.
bus that made two trips to the Center tion remains silent or tosses out useless Protests continued outside Presi-
Stony Brook University students for Excellence in Wireless and Informa- rhetoric against the cuts and hikes with- dent Stanley’s next-day press conference
took part in an international day of ac- tion Technology building. There, a re- out truly using its power to help prevent with campus media, where a small
tion to protest against budget cuts tar- search and globalization symposium them,” said the letter presented to Stan- group of students brandished signs and
geting higher education and proposed was being held, involving university ley. “The students have risen to the shook coffee cups with change, theatri-
tuition hikes, specifically those intro- President Samuel Stanley and SUNY challenge. The question, now, is cally asking for money for their tuition
duced in Governor David Paterson’s Chancellor Nancy Zimpher. whether you will.” during a sit-in outside Stanley’s office.
Public Higher Education Empower- Students lined the barricades adja- The students’ main concerns cen- University Police, including Chief
ment and Innovation Act. cent to the main entrance of the build- tered around budget cuts in higher ed- of Police Robert Lenahan, met with the
During campus lifetime on March ing, standing on the muddy grass as ucation spending and the Public Higher demonstrators demanding they stand
3, protestors gathered in front of the officials exited the building and Uni- Education Empowerment and Innova- up from their seated positions on the
Student Activities Center, waving flo- versity Police observed. tion act (PHEEIA), legislation proposed floor outside the President’s office, un-
rescent signs and chanting, “we will “Nobody was concerned, they were by Governor Paterson. specifically citing penal code. The
win” and, “students, united, will never laughing at us,” said Peters, a member PHEEIA proposes differential tu- dozen protestors were met with five po-
be defeated!” of the Social Justice Alliance. “Because ition, under which specific schools lice officers who collected student iden-
“The issue affects everybody,” said they’re going to go home to their nice throughout the SUNY system can set tification and oversaw the protest for
protester Dustin Peters, a sophomore house and go out for dinner tonight; their own distinct rates. Under the pro- the majority of its duration. Lenahan
sociology major, from Auburn, Maine. they’re not concerned about the people posal, Stony Brook University can declined to comment for the story.
“The entire community will be affected, falling through the cracks.” charge more than other four-year pub- “We came to show our presence,”
whether you’re a student, faculty or staff While the Chancellor left the build- lic schools throughout the state, if they said graduate student Ryan DeNardis.
[member]. In many ways, people will ing from a different exit, President Stan- choose. Also included in the legislation “The police had shown up and treated
get the short end of the stick.” ley walked out the main entrance and is the systematically compounding tu- us with a little bit of hostility. They
The students heard speeches from accepted a letter from the concerned ition, where tuition would increase by a weren’t friendly with us, from the start.”
research assistants and student leaders students in which the organizers de- fixed rate every year—ostensibly to “It was successful, in that cops came
who uniformly opposed cuts to higher tailed their complaint. avoid irregular larger tuition hikes in and that it was a peaceful kind of thing,”
education. The research assistants “I take it very seriously. I hear what the future. Another aspect of the plan to said Anna Ceraulo-Jalazo, a junior psy-
union collaborated with the demon- they have to say and I’m sensitive to it,” increase revenue streams for SUNY is chology major from Greenvale, NY.
stration after fruitless attempts to reach said President Stanley during a press the leeway to form private partnerships “We got the chance to speak with
a current contract agreement with the conference with campus media. “No- by leasing public lands. The plan is in- passers-by, and there was simply no way
university after more than two years of body likes it when tuition goes up.” cluded in the executive budget, and that the president wasn’t aware of our
negotiations. “President Stanley and SUNY though Paterson is not seeking a second presence.”
The demonstration moved from Chancellor Nancy Zimpher were there term as Governor, there are concerns
Editorial Board
Executive Editor
Andrew Fraley
editorials
Managing Editor
Najib Aminy
Associate Editor
Backbone
Natalie Crnosija President Sam Stanley’s university education to those priced out of private term economic utility argue for genuine
Business Manager police zealously held students behind universities, PHEEIA interferes with SUNY advocacy.
Kat Knowlton barricades. The barricades were placed SUNY’s function to create a more just Armed with basic familiarity with
Production Manager so the demonstrators were forced off society. An inequitable New York the history of SUNY and of the danger-
Tia Mansouri the CEWIT building’s comfortable con- threatens all of us. It deprives us of both ous and discredited ideology of privati-
crete walkway and were made to stand the accomplishments of those who zation, the arguments for PHEEIA put
News Editors
Raina Bedford in a wet, muddy field on the cold winter won’t be able maximize their potential forth by administrators come apart like
Laura Cooper day. Water seeped through their shoes to contribute in our society, and the tissue. The ossified mentality of ag-
Features Editor and socks as they carefully complied meaningful social order that only gressively cutting and wasting state rev-
Ross Barkan with police demands. comes from a foundation of enue sources with the deliberate goal of
They marched in a circle and fairness. creating a crisis to justify attacks on
Arts Editor
Liz Kaempf repeated a variety of blunt chants to Many of PHEEIA’s other public institutions is a status quo none
express their opposition to Insidious, measures are also troubling: the of us should tolerate any further. Chan-
Sports Editor Creeping Tuition Hikes (or PHEEIA) as privatization of public property cellor Zimpher, meanwhile, scribbles
Jason Wirchin
well as the University’s refusal to award through 50-year leases, the loss of trans- out her appalling claims to be against
Photo Editor Research Assistants a decent contract parency and accountability that goes some other, more imaginary status quo
Eric DiGiovanni
Roman Sheydvasser after three long years of negotiation. with moving important decision mak- while she leads the charge to resign in
When President Stanley emerged from ing from elected legislators to appointed despair. Budget restorations are not a
Copy Editors his research planning symposium, he trustees, the implications of the feeble hope; they are necessary and
Kelly Yu
Iris Lin passed by the demonstration and ac- bill’s purchasing mandates on the nonnegotiable. Zimpher’s claim,
cepted a letter addressed to both him ethics of SUNY contracting, the like so much of the arguments
Webmaster
Roman Sheydvasser and SUNY Chancellor Nancy Zimpher, continuing erosion of student coming from administrators, is
before hustling to his chauffeured car. government autonomy. But the nakedly ridiculous to any informed
Audiomaster The demonstrators have the right bottom line is that PHEEIA is about reader, and is plainly designed to play
Josh Ginsberg
idea; PHEEIA, a tuition-increasing using a manufactured state budget crisis on ignorance.
Ombudsman monster, would be a disaster for SUNY to shift the burden of funding SUNY Her further claim that genuine
James Laudano students and the State of New York. from the state to the students through a SUNY advocates propose no alterna-
President Stanley, who is on the record combination of budget cuts and tuition tives similarly assumes her readers are
as being “tremendously excited” about increases. President Stanley says it is a uninformed. Vocal supporters of
Minister of Archives
Alex H. Nagler the proposal, and Chancellor Zimpher, “zero cost solution” when students, SUNY, and state social spending more
who clumsily defends it in a recent op- many of whom attend Stony Brook be- generally, have been offering countless
Layout Design by ed in the Albany Times Union, neglect cause they cannot afford a private uni- creative and practical solutions to re-
Jowy Romano their responsibilities to SUNY and be- versity education, are asked to carry the store useful state spending for decades.
tray the students by endorsing PHEEIA. weight for the many tangible benefits We wouldn’t be the first to call
Staff Perhaps most disappointingly, student SUNY provides the community. for reversing Cuomo and
Kotei Aoki Chris Mellides “leaders” like USG President Jasper New York and the United States Pataki tax cuts, or imposing a
Vincent Barone Justin Meltzer
Laina Boruta James Messina Wilson and GSO President Dylan Sel- have suffered a generation of misrule modest stock transaction tax,
Matt Braunstein Steve McLinden
Michelle Bylicky Samantha Monteleone terman are failing their constituencies by people of ill-will who talk about eliminating the failed dracon-
Tony Cai Roberto Moya
Alex Cardozo Daniel Murray with their ill-considered support. “starving the beast” and “shrinking it ian antidrug laws that necessitate
Lionel Chan Frank Myles
Mike Cusanelli Chris Oliveri PHEEIA, a complex 36-page leg- until you can drown it in the bathtub” outrageous prison spending or pro-
Caroline D’Agati Ben van Overmeier islative proposal originating from Gov- as they schemed to manufacture a sce-
Krystal DeJesus Laura Paesano hibiting legislators from regulating their
Joe Donato Grace Pak ernor David Patterson, has many nario where institutions like SUNY personal economic interests.
Brett Donnelly Tim Paules
Lauren Dubinsky Rob Pearsall implications. One element of the bill, could be defunded. Three generations When Hugh Carey (who was
Nick Eaton Kelly Pivarnik
Michael Felder Aamer Qureshi which PHEEIA supporters love to men- of indulgent and reversible tax cuts for elected Governor of New York in 1975)
Caitlin Ferrell Kristine Renigen
Vincent Michael Festa Dave Robin tion, is hard to argue with. Currently, the rich, institutionalized corruption was courting the organized student
Joe Filippazzo Jessica Rybak
Rob Gilheany Joe Safdia the State of New York can raise tuition and atrocious misprioritization of vote, he voiced the clear moral position
David Knockout Ginn Henry Schiller
Evan Goldaper Natalie Schultz at SUNY and then take that spending by Democrats and Repub- that, allowing for the competing needs
Jennifer Hand Jonathan Singer
Stephanie Hayes Nick Statt money from schools to fund licans alike have set the stage for of New York State’s other social spend-
Andrew Jacob Rose Slupski
Jack Katsman Marcel Votlucka any state project, worthwhile or the illusory state budget “crisis”. ing priorities, SUNY tuition should be
Samuel Katz Alex Walsh
Yong Kim Brian Wasser corrupt, out of the wallets of The recent economic downturn regularly reduced until it was elimi-
Rebecca Kleinhaut Matt Willemain
Frank Loiaccono Mari Wright-Schmidt students. PHEEIA would keep was dramatic, but we are still a nated. Of course, student leadership
Kenny Mahoney Jie Jenny Zou
Matthew Maran the money SUNY collects available for wealthy state in one of the wealthiest was very different in 1975. Today we
SUNY expenditures. If that was all the nations human history has known, and have the likes of Jasper Wilson and
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E-mail your letters to editors@sbpress.com letters
I Love America and I Love Stony Brook lent in the Cold War days. I saw it myself at my university,
where a number of professors held that particular belief. I
Dear Editor: indeed noted that some of my professors were very sym-
I write in response to your article which gave the false pathetic to the communists during this era. This is not Mc-
impression that I had a less than enjoyable experience as Carthyism as you suggested; it was merely frankly speaking
a student at Stony Brook University from 1977 to 1981. To about the conditions of that era. The overwhelming ma-
the contrary, my experience at Stony Brook was quite grat- jority of my professors were dedicated, rational and bal-
ifying, and one of which I am indeed very proud. anced educators.
I am so proud in fact that I chose Stony Brook as the It is also true however, that like in many colleges at the
setting for my most recent State of the County address. I time, there were some who were anti-American in their
did so because of the strong partnership I’ve developed leanings. One preached the concept that we should
between our county government and the university, es- adopt a system more akin to Cuba’s. Another appeared in
pecially in fostering economic development for many of class everyday in fatigues and a red garment to symbolize
our major industries. his association with the Communist cause.
You mistakenly claimed that I made disparaging re- McCarthyism is a horrible concept which suggests that
marks about the university in my speech. I was introduced individuals should black-listed and prohibited from gaining
by the university president in a very flattering manner, and employment because of their political views. No one is
returned the compliments to the university throughout my suggesting that here, but that does not mean that we
speech. should deny the fact that there were individuals who were
Apparently you were most probably referring to a downright hostile to our American way of life, even though
speech I had given before a group in Albany whereby I the freedoms provided by that way of life allowed them
noted that many of the professors I had when I was at- to espouse such radical views – something that was so
tending the university during that era were preaching from obviously taken for granted.
the far left. Those comments have to be placed into the It has to be remembered that today we are in a much
context of my talking about the concept of “moral equiv- different era from the late 70s, when Stony Brook was
alency,” of which I am very much opposed. Such a theory fondly called “The Berkley of the East.” A great deal has
takes the position that there is no moral difference be- changed over the past 30 years, including the collapse of
tween the policies espoused by various countries. There communism, the falling of the Berlin Wall, a beautification of
are simply self interests that each nation will espouse. the campus and a changing of political winds.
This in my humble opinion is pure nonsense. Ask a par- In conclusion, I am against moral equivalency. I believe
ent living under Taliban tyranny who cannot get their young we live in a nation whose freedoms should not be taken
daughter an education if she believes that there is no moral for granted. Those who preach anti-Americanism have a
difference between countries. Ask the same of a political right to do so. I’ll defend their right to be so and I have a
dissident under the rule of Hugo Chavez or the theocracy right to call them out on their warped views. I am pro-
in Iran. Or try to tell me there is no moral difference be- American and pro-Stony Brook.
tween nations when you go to China and are restricted Sincerely,
from accessing Google due to their extensive censorship. Steve Levy
I noted how moral equivalency was especially preva- County Executive
The article to which Mr. Levy is referring was published Second, Levy dismisses Henry Kissinger’s philosophy
in Volume 31, Issue 8 of The Stony Brook Press. Titled “Suf- of realism, the idea that nations do not act on moral
folk County Executive Poli Sci Dept Red Hot”, it covered grounds but self-interest, as pure nonsense. He also mis-
the accusations Mr. Levy made, during a speech, that there labels the mainstream-Washington idea, of this famed an-
were communist professors in the political science de- ticommunist, as communist. Perhaps Mr. Levy should take
partment while he was a student at Stony Brook between advantage of Stony Brook’s continuing adult education
1977 and 1981. A photoshopped of image of Mr. Levy as program and enroll in some introductory level poli-sci
Joseph McCarthy ran with the story. courses. While acknowledging that Kissinger is a war crim-
We are happy to make two corrections to errors in inal, specifically for his role in the bombings of Vietnam
the article. One error, as Mr. Levy had mentioned in his and Cambodia and in the assassination of Chilean General
letter, was that the comments he made about the political René Schneider, his realist views of American foreign diplo-
science department were made during a speech in Al- macy greatly influenced the decisions made by the US
bany, not during the State of County address that took during the Cold War—the same Cold War America would
place at Stony Brook University. later win.
The second correction is that Mr. Levy was an under- Third, his put downs are ineffectual. Calling someone
graduate from 1977 to 1981, not from 1978 to 1982. a communist does little to damage the target’s reputation,
The Stony Brook Press and all its writers strive to re- compared to what it may have accomplished years ago.
port with accuracy and hold to high standard of journal- It plays on a stigma that existed during the Cold War, which,
istic integrity. We welcome all comments, questions and of course, is over.
criticisms, which can be sent to editors@sbpress.com. The Press is pleased to invite Mr. Levy, who is ex-
To address the substance of Mr. Levy’s letter: Mc- pected to run for the position of New York Governor this
Carthyism is the systematic unfounded and opportunistic November, to revisit his alma matter and debate the real-
labeling of persons as communists, unpatriotic and trea- ist foreign policy perspective and its impact on the Cold
sonous. It’s hard to believe that when someone like Mr. War with a professor from the “red hot” Political Science
Levy calls professors, political opponents and local immi- department, which has already graciously agreed to par-
gration activists communist that he or she is trying to ticipate.
achieve any other goal than publicly humiliating rivals and Sincerely, Request an ad packet:
grandstanding. The Stony Brook Press
editors@sbpress.com
6 Vol. XXXI, Issue 10 | Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Dear Editor
Please be advised that the picture of malnurished black children on page 39 of
the Feb 10th issue is completely inappropriate. If you truly intend to help the
children, don’t mock their circumstance by putting a Colts had on one of the
children. If you truly intend to protest sending hats vs sending money for food
or other needs then you should make it plain with text. Furthermore, it is hard
to give your paper that represents a small number of black people the benefit
of the doubt. Please be careful with cute ads that offend suffering people.
“True compassion,” said Rev. Dr. Martin Luther associate the clothes with the fans’ emotional ex- pened, having speculated that it might make it eas-
King, Jr., “Is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It perience of the victory. ier to move units of junk down the line.
comes to see that an edifice which produces beg- In order to make this immediacy possible, the We were conflicted, then, about football and
gars needs restructuring.” NFL prints two sets of victory gear, anticipating ei- the Superbowl.
Thank you for your letter, Dr. Saunders. We ap- ther outcome of the game. They are left with a load We wanted to recognize the joy of the sport
preciate that after your brief telephone conversa- of merchandise inaccurately recognizing the losing played well by athletes putting it all on the line, and
tion with one of our editors, you have come to team as the winner. The NFL then proceeds to blow we wanted to share our congratulations with the
understand that it was not our intention to ridicule a charity gasket giving away this totally worthless, fans of the Saints, who achieved their first Super-
malnourished African children. Allow us to clarify self-indulgent junk, as visibly as possible. bowl win by taking out the goliath Colts. But we
our perspective. The inadequacy of this negligible effort is were plagued by our dissatisfaction with the NFL’s
The sports comic to which you object reflected thrown into starker relief in the context of the West’s excesses and pretensions.
the inherent tension between our enthusiasm fol- responsibility for the ongoing economic challenges The comic was designed for our readership,
lowing an exciting Superbowl game and our social faced in the developing world. It is revelatory to which consists mostly of young people, compara-
consciences. compare the oppressive levels of debt service im- tively jaded by contemporary pop culture. “Shock”
We enjoy the athleticism and excitement of a posed on Africa and the global South to the much material is a part of the language which speaks to
game of football closely contested by ballplayers at more generous rates given to Western Europe for them, and to us. The iconic image of starving African
the top of their game. The Superbowl was a par- the reconstruction effort following World War II, a children was chosen to provide the starkest con-
ticularly good game, and most of us were thrilled to situation in which the lenders intended the debtors trast to highlight the meaninglessness of the NFL’s
see our preferred New Orleans Saints win. We to develop successful independent economies— showy hack charity. We hope you agree it doesn’t
wanted to express our enthusiasm with the comic. an outcome one can reasonably infer is not part of come from a place of thoughtless, negligent disre-
At the same time, our feelings regarding the National the plans of bankers in Washington, New York and gard for the world’s poor.
Football League are complicated. London. All of our feelings may not have been made ex-
The NFL has an ongoing image problem. It relies Or consider further the unequal application of pressly clear in the comic, but sometimes spelling
on popular support from a fan base largely com- the legal principle of odious debt by the United things out dilutes the impact of the expressive work.
posed of people of modest means. At the same States. When the United States essentially assumed We think regular readers are able to pick up on the
time it is a rapacious global business interest that is Cuba as a colony following the Spanish-American editorial queues which point to a thoughtful and
quite successful at maximizing its outrageous profits. war, it invented and popularized an international compassionate view of the world. We hope you
The NFL charges increasingly high rates for tickets legal principle, odious debt, under which Cuba was had the opportunity to read the article in the same
and merchandise, blackmails municipalities into able to default entirely on its debt on the principle issue which debunks, in some detail, the ignorant
dumping taxpayer handouts into new stadiums that that the money had been borrowed by an unde- idea that the recent disaster in Haiti would ultimately
increasingly cater to wealthy elites, aggressively lob- mocratic government which had imposed its au- benefit that nation by bringing it positive global at-
bies to distort intellectual property law to serve cor- thority on the Cuban people by force of tention.
porate interests over the public, very publicly pays arms—relieving the Cuban population, through their You were kind enough to share a letter which
its players huge sums of money and more privately powerlessness, of any responsibility to repay the describes your expectations for a newspaper.
funnels even more massive sums into the hands of dictatorially assumed debts. Now, the United States Allow us to close by sharing some of our expecta-
owners who don’t bother to earn it by putting their uses both the diplomatic levers of the State De- tions of our readers. We are proud to have a fol-
skulls on the line. partment and its influence on international financial lowing of bright, generous people who care about
The NFL has chosen to paper over this conflict institutions to insist that the principle of odious debt the world around them and the people in it and,
with an ongoing public relations effort of ostenta- not be applied to relieve developing nations, where importantly, who distinguish themselves by their will-
tious charity. As dedicated fans know, one of the today the poor are paying off the loans which yes- ingness to confront the unexpected and the outra-
more absurd faces of this effort is the donation of terday were used to pay the salaries of the secret geous. We make it a point to avoid the fetters of
inaccurate championship merchandise to develop- police and torturers who kept them under the stultifying conceptions of the “appropriate” which
ing nations. thumb of kleptocratic regimes. can so easily aggregate and stifle creativity and ex-
Constantly seeking to create new merchandising Or consider how President Barack Obama pressive energies.
opportunities, pro sports leagues will regularly found a flimsy pretense to boycott the United Na- In summary, we expect the leeway to be daring
change up their uniforms and produce apparel for tions’ Conference on Racism, sabotaging any sub- and playful. The occasional problems and misun-
special occasions so they can sell multiple jerseys, stantive discussion of the debt owed to Africa for derstandings this produces are more than worth the
jackets and other items to the same fans. As soon the global slave trade. consistent rewards of our approach. We think our
as a team wins a championship game, they will im- It is in this context of international economic in- paper is much better, and our readers better
mediately appear on television wearing commem- equity that the decadent NFL can afford the luxury served, when we don’t apply the kind of filter you
orative apparel as a promotional effort for this new of manufacturing an entire set of apparel celebrating are implicitly advocating.
line of merchandise. The immediacy helps the NFL an outcome (of a game, no less) that never hap-
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Rent Is Too Damn High
year, says he will likely have to move out
By Andrew Fraley at the end of the semester because of the
rent increase. There are others facing
similar situations, too. Charilaos Pa-
Graduate students here at Stony padopoulos, the secretary of Schom-
Brook are fighting multiple fronts for burg Apartments Residents Association
livable conditions. In addition to nego- sees this as the breaking point for many
tiating for a new contract for graduate graduates, especially international stu-
assistants, teaching assistants and re- dents. “We’ll be paying more than 55%
search assistants, a coalition of graduate of our monthly income just for rent,”
groups are also fighting against rent in- Explained Papadopoulos about the up-
creases for the on-campus graduate coming increase, “and we are without
apartments. any alternatives.”
It was announced in February that According to the National Low In-
rents for the Schomburg and Chapin come Housing Coaliton, for housing to
apartments would be increased by 4.8% be considered affordable, it must cost
for the next year. That is why on Tues- no more than 30% of the renter’s in-
Courtesy of Jim McAsey
day, March 2, about a dozen residents of come. This has forced students to ex- Zhixun Dou prepares to deliver his statement at the rally on Tuesday, March 2.
those apartments, organized by the plore other possible alternatives.
Graduate Student Employees Union, apartment residents, and now advocates stipends, which are much lower than
But for international students, off
Research Assistants Union and Gradu- for all graduates seeking fair housing on most comparable universities’. Accord-
campus residency may not be an option
ate Student Organization Housing and off campus. Kai Wu, a graduate in ing to Lauren Sheprow, Director of
without proper transportation, like a car
Committee, rallied for a cessation of the Molecular Genetics and Microbiol- Media Relations, “Graduate student pay
or location in the university area. In ad-
unfair rent increases for the graduates ogy department, is one those students is union negotiated, beyond University
dition, visa restrictions prevent them
living on campus. Zhixun Dou, a grad- forced off campus. Campus residences control.” Graduate stipends have re-
from obtaining employment outside of
uate student in the Cellular and Molec- at Chapin, deciding to turn Wu’s mained unchanged for the past couple
the university to supplement their in-
ular Biology Department, was one of shared-family apartment into four sin- years, despite rent increases.
come.
the rally’s organizers, and helped create gles, had given him two options. Either Juhi Tyagi is a second year graduate
This isn’t the first rent increase to
a petition against rent hikes that was move into a single-family apartment for in the sociology department, and hasn’t
hit the graduate apartments, either.
later presented to administrators. $300 more, or move out. “This is pure seen an increase in her salary in the two
Over the past five years, the rents at the
“Within a month,” said Dou, “we have discrimination against married stu- years she’s worked here. Without a com-
two apartments have both increased by
collected more than 400 signatures in dents,” explained Wu, about his now mensurate salary increase to accom-
over $100, to $1,284 at Schomburg and
Schomburg and Chapin calling for no limited options on campus. The addi- pany rent increases, there is less money
$1,070 at Chapin. “This means the rent
rent increases.” The petition was later tional cost was too much for Wu, who students have to work with. Because of
at Schomburg has risen by 25%, and
presented to Peter Baigent, Vice Presi- moved off campus a year ago. this, some students are looking at the
Chapin by more than 17% in the past
dent for Student Affairs, and Dallas Apartment rent prices, as high as increases as an unfair way to balance the
five years,” Explained Dou. The Hous-
Bauman, Assistant Vice President for they are, however, are still around the budget. “Don’t look at students as your
ing Committee which organized the
Campus Residences. affordable limit, according to the source of revenue,” said Tyagi. “It’s
rally was formed last year in response to
Dou, a Chapin resident in his third NLIHC. The problem lies with students’ ridiculous to put all of your burden on
inadequate eviction warnings sent to
us.” In addition, the higher rent com-
pared to lower cost regions, like Bing-
hamton, may scare away potential
graduate prospects—a problem that the
rent increases aren’t helping. “Having
rent consume more than 55% of
stipends puts Stony Brook University in
a less competitive position on the edu-
cation market,” explained Papadopou-
los.
Some suggestions put forth by the
protestors included a commission to re-
view the budgets of Schomburg and
Chapin apartments. A reputable third
party, jointly selected by student repre-
sentatives and administrators, could po-
tentially cut costs by eliminating
inefficiencies and waste. Sheprow says
that the administration is receptive to
this and has been over the years, so a re-
view may be in the future for the apart-
ments.
Zhixun Dou summed up the plight
of the students well, saying, “Our mes-
sage is clear: We want no rent raises.”
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features
hoisting their signs and shouting chants have,” said Stanley, suggesting that the Critical Mass
features
walking on campus,” Perliger said.
as conference attendees exited from the protests be directed at legislators rather Evaluations varied as to how suc- “Ultimately, it’s the issues that dic-
main entrance. than him. cessful the student protests were, and tate the extent of the protest,” Cover
The protests targeted both the Ultimately, the message students hinged on factors including student ap- said, dismissing the likelihood that the
Stony Brook and SUNY administration, delivered was to pressure Albany for athy, diversity and awareness. protests would be noticed or remem-
for what they called a foul misrepresen- greater support to public higher educa- “The students were only able to at- bered for their impact.
tation of what the students want. tion, which Stanley supports, while tract so few students,” said Perliger, who The protests, however, were well
“When they come out in support of leg- abolishing the proposal to take the path compared the couple hundred students recognized by the Administration, in
islation like PHEEIA, it seems like the of PHEEIA. Stanley is a strong propo- who came out to the more than 20,000 what some protestors would call a suc-
entire Stony Brook community is in nent of PHEEIA and said that he was students at Stony Brook. Part of the rea- cess in itself. Stanley did address the no-
support,” Carley said. “tremendously excited” about the plan, tion of an open-forum meeting with
Clearly, the entire community is when it was first announced earlier this students, including protestors, granted
not. year. that it would be both constructive and
Both SUNY Chancellor Nancy “I am absolutely with you [student “We have this civil.
Zimpher and President Stanley have no protestors] in trying to get more money imaginary boundary,
voting power when it comes to Pater- from the state,” Stanley said, “but I am The Alpha
son’s proposed budget plan. Addition- also realistic in terms of what I see is out between ourselves and our The biggest loss in this whole
ally, lobbying efforts to local there. When I see this huge deficit, I emotions, and that we can’t movement, Nutter said, would result if
representatives to preserve SUNY were think it’s highly unlikely we’re going to approach people of a higher the student body as a whole was apa-
unsuccessful due to the state’s eco- get money from that source.” thetic to what both Washington and Al-
nomic status, according to Stanley dur- Tuition hikes, the student protes- stature.” bany were doing. “That would be a
ing a press conference addressed to tors argue, should be an absolute last re- tragedy, if your generation comes to feel
campus media on March 8. sort and there are still many feasible that protests have little use,” Nutter said.
“The legislators are the only people alternatives. These statements were son for this comparatively small figure, “Demonstrating your opposition or
who can modify the budget,” said Bren- handed, in the form of a letter to Stan- Perliger says, is that the campus is so di- support in a public way that gets atten-
den Colling, Regional Campus Super- ley, during the protest outside the verse, in age, ethnicity and culture, that tion is really still the most effective way
visor for the New York Public Interest CEWIT building. there is no unity. “There was no sense of getting the word out.”
Research Group, a statewide non-par- of solidarity and you can feel that by just Carley, who is just one of many stu-
tisan student public-interest group. dents involved in the social movement
“They’re the people with the power,” against budget cuts and tuition hikes,
said Colling, whose organization fo- says that the protests have just begun.
cuses on lobbying legislators rather “The goal of the protest was not to be
than campus officials and statewide the omega to our efforts, very much the
agencies. alpha,” Carley said. Future sit-ins,
But those who were involved in the dance-ins and other actions are being
protest thought otherwise. “We can’t planned by autonomous but allied small
lobby the governor or the legislature groups—an effort to prevent some stu-
with a whole lot of support but we can dent demonstration leaders from being
definitely get the attention of the ad- viewed as a vanguard.
ministration,” Carley said. “They can “The fact that we empowered the
talk to New York State legislators and students and made them realize they
the Governor, and carry some weight have a say in what’s going on made it
with their voices that students can’t.” successful,” Niles said. “We have this
imaginary boundary, between ourselves
The Political Hurdle and our emotions, and that we can’t ap-
Yet, even institutions like SUNY proach people of a higher stature. I feel
and Stony Brook University hold only this protest broke that.”
so much political clout, a limit Stanley Niles recalled how cold it was dur-
brought up during the campus media ing the day of the protest, her hands
press conference. “They [NYS legisla- freezing. Niles held a white-poster that
tors] don’t believe that we deliver read, in black ink, “This is what student
blocks of votes, and consequently we power looks like.”
Carolina Hidalgo
don’t have the kind of fire power, when Nazma Niles at the March 3 rally in front of the Student Activities Center
we go to Albany, that other groups
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arts&entertainment
And Who Said Iranians Couldn’t Rock?
basis for songs. Western music
By Alex Nagler does not create chants songs that
feature oud players with fantastic
voices doing solos in the distinct
They say music and math are the melisma, the singing of a single
universal languages. This was evident syllable while moving between
on February 25, when the Persian world notes in rapid succession, of Mid-
music ensemble Niyaz played a sold out dle Eastern music. Western musi-
show at the Charles B. Wang Center. A cians don’t have a tendency to
fusion of Middle Eastern poetry and revive 16th Century instruments
contemporary electronica, the group like the GuitarViol, a bowed gui-
seeks to elevate the standing of Middle tar that died off in the 1800s due
Eastern music and culture by raising the to the popularization of the violin
public’s awareness of what exists and family, but Torkian did just that.
what can be created out of it. And yet, during the question
Niyaz started as an outlet for lead and answer session, all the musi-
singer Azam Ali and multi-instrumen- cians spoke of familiar themes.
talist Loga Ramin Torkian. It was a safe The desire to belong, a bridge to
space for them to share the music of connect one’s past self with who
their native Iran. But Niyaz is more than he or she is now, music as a sense
just Iranian music. Ali was born in Iran, of identity—these are the musings
but grew up in India before moving to of each person. As the token
the United States as a teenager. Oud white guy, Jess Stroup joked, “Dif-
player Naser Musa is a native Palestin- ferent cultures can like each
ian who grew up in Jordan. Their cul- other.”
tures blend together with contemporary There was one somber note
music to produce something uniquely in the evening; during the ques-
new. Ali feels that their music is “the tion and answer session, Ali was
story of our generation, of immigrants.” asked how she felt about the fact
She noted that those who live outside of that she would never be able to
the West “often confuse modernization perform her music in her native
with westernization” and that it was Iran. She was saddened by what
their goal to “create something mod- she knew to be true. It would be
ernized without it being labeled west- impossible for her ever to per-
ernized.” form publically there. She had
Niyaz achieves just that. Even given up on any hope of ever per-
though it is heavily influenced and en- forming at home.
hanced by technology, Niyaz cannot be But, she noted that there was
mistaken for western music. Western one positive thing to come out of sions of censorship and the longing to As for Niyaz, they’re not sure what
music does not use the tabla (played the Iranian political turmoil of the last go home was interrupted, however, they’ll do next. They’ve already put out
masterfully by Gurpreet Chana) or the generation. After the Iranian Revolu- when an adorable child walked onto two albums. (The more recent, Nine
oud. Western music does not incorpo- tion of 1979, all western music was stage. The boy, Iman, was the son of Ali Heavens, came out in June 2008.) What-
rate the poetry of the Sufi mystic Rumi. banned. What followed was a renais- and her husband and band-mate ever their next work is, it will focus on
Western music does not use Turkish sance of native Persian music. But fol- Torkian. The Q&A session ended when cultural commonalities—like the fact
hunting on how a hunter is reminded of lowing that, there was another crack Ms. Ali stated that she had to go, as her that everyone, regardless of their eth-
his love in everything he sees and finds down. son wanted someone with whom to nicity, can find small children, playing,
himself unable to harm anything as the This momentary lapse into discus- play with his trains. to be adorable.
The Stony Brook Press 13
arts&entertainment
Bleeding Surfers, Fat People, Ennui etc.
the other day and anytime Patrick Like gay drunk little lambs, they wan- Grooms. They played like a cyclonic
Ewing of the Noo Yawk Knickabockahs dered onto the M train across the butthole. Good I guess.
By Ross Barkan (almost 1994 champs!) is spoken about, tracks, clearly misguided. I almost Beach Fossils came to the party
I get excited. My point is, I have poor hopped that very same train. Had I with guitars and drums. Bunch of pre-
So I’m on the J train speeding to- judgment. My point is, this might not done that, this article would be over. tentious goobers.
ward the Jewish white mother haven be true (I mean, the Ewing thing is Unfortunately for you, according to Man the dreads dude really was
known as Bedford-Stuyvesant. (For all true). My point is…god damn, don’t the academic standards of the State of mackin’. What a bastard.
of you not in the know, this is called dance like you got the rheumatism for New York, I’m intelligent so I didn’t fol- I digress, allow me to talk about
irony. Bedford-Stuyvesant is a neigh- your fellow strangers. And don’t explain low them that way. Another stream of FatMountainFlapjack. He was a fellow
borhood in Brooklyn filled with mi- the politics of the 1840s south to people hipsters led me down the stairs, across who attended the show and stood next
norities. Minorities tend to be people who just don’t care. Even if you think the street, and into the night. to me. What can I say about FatMoun-
with darker skin. Therefore, they are they look like someone who would Market Hotel is one of those “DIY” tainFlapjack? He was roughly between
dangerous. Ever since Moses declared know that the Compromise of 1850 was illegal venues that all the elitist assholes the ages of 11 and 24, a behemoth of a
America to be the land of brokered by Henry fucking Clay. are hip to these days. Unless you know fatboy, clad in an oversized D.A.R.E t-
milk and milk and all the In- shirt, bandana, and retardation.
dians mysteriously vanished Clearly he had come to see the
in a freak boating accident, band playing before Surfer
minorities have lived happily Blood, Turbo Fruits. I like to
in their own neighborhoods imagine FatMountainFlapjack,
where they can perform all standing at a strapping six feet
the crazy free Jazz they want three inches and four hundred
and not bother old white pounds, thinks a stick of choco-
men who play chess in the late-coated gum counts as some
park while exchanging sort of deformed “turbo fruit”
tirades about their gay and is therefore nutritious. I
nephews). Sorry for that dunno. He liked to dance,
aside. I’ll begin again! though. Oh lord, how he liked
So I’m on the J train to dance.
speeding toward Bed-Stuy The Human Screaming
(the hip, shortened version of Orca Creature that was Fat-
that neighborhood name) on MountainFlapjack bobbed,
Saturday, February whatever. waggled, swaggered and
Who can remember? I had sweated through all the sets.
done a lot of drugs that day. Many times I tried to move, yet
By drugs I mean candy. And found myself somehow next to
by candy I mean cat sleeping FatMountainFlapjack, despite
pills and ecstasy. Kidding. It my evasive maneuvers. He was
could’ve been eight thirty. like a star burning bright in a
The plan was to meet Han- tub of vanilla lard.
kdawg, J-krunk, and He never shut up.
CraigHeed, my best friends in the Henry Clay! Think about that one, the number of Market Hotel’s door (and Oh yeah, music. Surfer Blood
whole wide world except until I find shitdicks. notice the line of hipsters about 20 deep played well, all poppy and catchy and
friends who are friends with more fe- The train stopped at Myrtle Av- outside) you won’t find it. From the out- sing-along-y. You know, like bands that
male friends so I won’t be so alone, and enue. I should mention I was going to side, it looks like any other corrugated are good. They’re good. I’m a specific
go see some bands play at this place see the headliner band that night, this building, a squat inconspicuous hovel reviewer.
called Market Hotel. surf-scuzz-fuzz-junk-hilofi-beach- thing. Coppers and uncool kids ain’t One more note: in the midst of
Yeah, I was going to see music jingle-jangle-wave-indie-pop-thing supposed to find it. Surfer Blood making good music, Han-
played in Brooklyn. I’m not a hipster. band called Surfer Blood. Surfer Blood After getting past the kDog and co., who never actually made
I’m just white. Huge difference. I’ll ex- hails from Florida and sounds like bouncer/guard, jacked and furious, I as- it to the show due to chronological er-
plain later. Weezer but don’t annoy the hell out of cended the stairs, flashed my I.D. (NOT rors by a Greek sorceress, were accosted
Mistake number one I made: bring- me. In fact, I think they’re good. Better TWENTY ONE YOU CAN’T BUY on the streets of Bedford-Stuyvesant (by
ing my copy of Uncle Tom’s Cabin on the than the things you like. OVERPRICED PABST BLUE RIBBON a white person—take that, mom!). Han-
train and reading it out aloud to glow- On the train I heard these crackers [oh no!]) and entered just in time for kDog a.k.a. Henry Schiller of the Stony
ering black people. “Now Jim, walk like talking about how pumped they were to the first band, San Francisco’s own The Brook Press (check the staff box) was
old Uncle Cudjoe, when he has the see Surfer Blood. Cool, I thought, and Morning Benders. punched in the back of the head for not
rheumatism,” I sang verbatim in the then checked out them sweet sweater There was this guy with dreadlocks really interfering in an argument be-
best southern dialect I could summon. titties on this one chick who had this chattin’ up this hottie, all up in her tween a deranged man and his lover.
Let me explain. I’m taking this class tight, horizontal-striped sweater that plaid-shirted, ample-breasted grill. I Fun was had by all.
called Slavery in American Literature only served to show off them bangin’ pined for her. She was my one and only. There were other hot chicks I didn’t
(300 level English whoah!) and I’m re- tittie balls. They was good. When the Uh, Morning Blenders or whatever talk to. That’s my way. I’m pretty sure
quired to read this book for that class. train stopped at Myrtle Avenue, I fol- were fine. Sounded like Asian Vampire FatMountainFlapjack took them all
Class is awesome, mostly because lowed these punks off figuring they Weekend. I only say this because the home for cream sodas and sex.
Patrick Ewing somehow got mentioned knew the right way to go. frontman was sorta Asian looking. The world is a serious place.
Good thing I didn’t follow them. Next came Sonic Youth ripoff
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A Riddle
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Q: What is the only way to improve on a dance party with no dancing, at a bar where alcohol is not sold?
A: Call it a rave, and play close to no electronic dance music.
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opinion
Phuck PHEEIA Election
• Historically, degrading, but is rather
Simulation!
tuition hikes specifically designed as a My alma mater, Townsend Harris
have always temporary palliative for High School, was considered one of the
been followed their more tender- top 100 high schools in the country. It
by more budget hearted would-be sup- was located on the campus of Queens
cuts. porters. The College, and every day at lunch, my
• Tuition rev- administration openly friends and I played Frisbee on its many
Adlay enue has always admits such programs
Ormoffer r e m a i n e d are the first to go during Eric
fields. The one thing I looked forward to,
within the fiscal crises. How can DiGiovanni all up until senior year, was the annual
election simulation. From mid-Septem-
SUNY system, contrary to the ad- anyone expect this one ber to Election Day, the senior class
ministration’s claims. to remain? would re-enact the political climate going on around us.
• Over the last few years, pay raises In her most recent, This was all part of a civics class we all had to take in senior
echoed the administration on the
for administrators has gone up some might say tendentious, op-ed year. Each student would be assigned a different role, like the
PHEEIA (note that there were no
steadily, regardless of cuts in fund- in the Albany Times Union, SUNY campaign manager, speech writer, (even the spouse of their can-
actual arguments there). Cutting
ing. This is outright exploitation of Chancellor Nancy Zimpher has didate) and each class got a different race. For example, one class
through the mess of obfuscation,
students and their families. criticized those in opposition for got the mayoral election, one class got the race for comptroller,
anyone can see that “letting SUNY
The state’s finances are always “[defending] an indefensible status and another class was responsible for all the media productions.
fly” only means letting the SUNY
in crisis. Every time a recession rolls quo, providing no alternative solu- My class? Local assemblyman, who was running unopposed.
administrators fly, leaving its finan-
around, there is always “nothing we tions—only criticisms.” In reality, it Everyone got their budget based on the candidates’ actual wealth.
cially strained students and under-
can do but cut social services”. The is she who defends the status quo: a We could use it to spend on signs and commercials for the TV
paid workers stuck further and
same old rhetoric is dug out again long, slow march towards the priva- and radio programs. Any extra money we had to get from the
deeper in the mud, under moun-
and again, always calling for new in- tization of the largest public higher underclassmen, usually through bake sales or just asking them,
tains of debt and with more years of
centives for the rich and more dra- education system in the nation. since half of them didn’t say anything other than “Yeah? Oh, OK.”
struggle ahead.
conian admonitions to the poor. With an army of swots-turned- The ones who really benefited from it were the seniors. We
Let’s not make the mistake of
Case in point: the current sycophants at her disposal, it’s sur- all had to do our research, and play this thing like it actually mat-
assuming the trustees have students’
budget crisis is being used by the prising this is the best she can do. tered. You had to do so in order to pass the class. Sometimes,
interests in mind as they decide the
SUNY administration to surrepti- Zimpher’s talk is all about job cre- you wouldn’t get a candidate whose views fell in line with yours.
future of the SUNY system. Of
tiously slip through disastrous leg- ation, new construction projects, Those who would grow up to be hippies had to convince you
them, one has been quoted as say-
islation called the Public Higher public-private partnerships, etc. The that George Pataki was the right man for the job. Future College
ing, “What’s another $1000?” For
Education Empowerment and In- bill is all about shifting more power Republicans would have to fight for votes as Anthony Weiner. It
most students, another $1000 is at
novation Act (PHEEIA). It’s worth to the SUNY trustees, on whose be- wasn’t a class or an agenda: it was competition. Even if a class got
or near a 10% cut in their yearly
mentioning that, in the past, previ- half Zimpher “pledged to ‘press the George W. Bush, they fought that losing battle with all their heart.
earnings. Try to imagine how well a
ous attempts have been made to reset button’ on SUNY’s way of I think not once did anyone resort to empty promises of change,
10% pay cut for administrators
pass similar laws. With a shiny, doing business.” or bullshit about the “real America.”
would go over and you’ll begin to
new—some might say Orwellian— The Fiscal Policy Institute (fis- Needless to say, this program needs to be in more schools.
get a sense of their priorities
name, the proposal only puts a new calpolicy.org) has proposed many Too often we only seek out those that echo our own views, but
here. The SUNY trustees have
spin on the same old ball. alternative solutions to cutting that shouldn’t be the case. Being exposed to different viewpoints
shown themselves to be totally dis-
As it happens, the most abhor- SUNY’s funding. A good amount of sharpens one’s ability to debate their viewpoints, and recognize
connected from the lives of the stu-
rent elements of the PHEEIA are them are even non-controversial. the peaks and fallacies of our own opinions. Also, we actually
dents they administrate over. If
also the most salient. Taking just Zimpher’s indignant repudiation of got to know these candidates better, not because we saw these
anything, the board should be abol-
one as an example: “flexible” or “ra- her critics is therefore ill-considered guys in the hallway between periods, but because we could stop
ished, not empowered.
tional” tuition would make tuition and simply mendacious. them in said hallways and grill their asses.
The huge push by the SUNY
increases a guarantee for the next What we’re dealing with here is That’s where the real genius lies: when the time comes to
administration has revealed the
ten years, at least. In effect, this not a plan to revitalize the state’s vote for real, we’ll be ready for it. We’ll read up. We’ll debate. We
enormous power of their resources.
means around an 80% hike by 2020. economy, or to make SUNY greater, can look at everyone else, scared that if the wrong man is elected,
They’ve spent millions on trying to
The other proposals concern or whatever other babble they’ve the nation will descend into anarchy and chaos, where gay ter-
get the PHEEIA through, which
“differential tuition,” where SUNY been spewing. We’re dealing with a rorists walk the streets and give out free abortions. And as the un-
looks now like it will fail. The ques-
trustees would be given the ability thinly veiled coup d’état by the informed cry out to the heavens “why?” the president will come
tion raises itself: why isn’t the ad-
to set different rates of tuition for SUNY trustees. There is absolutely right up to us and say “That’s ‘Why, GOD, why!’ (sponsored by
ministration using its resources to
different programs, and the elimi- no reason a tiny, unaccountable Large Corporation Inc.)”
fight against budget cuts or to advo-
nation of legislative oversight over board of business executives and It makes me sad that Townsend Harris didn’t try to sell the
cate for its students? The answer is
public-private partnerships. And corporate CEOs should be given the concept to other schools. Our nation needs the Election Simu-
now emerging, and it is upsetting.
again we hear the “eliminate bu- power to raise tuition on hundreds lation for a better tomorrow. If we don’t teach this kind of criti-
But when this is all through,
reaucratic red tape” refrain, conde- of thousands of young people who cal thinking in our schools, then we’ll never return the power of
whether it passes or not, the
scending to those of us who realize can barely survive as it is. There is our country to those that were given it first: the voters.
PHEEIA will have done one posi-
it may just be there for a reason. no reason they should be given the
tive thing—the structures of power
PHEEIA advocates also claim power to decide “differential tuition
within the state university system
to be protecting accessibility to edu- rates”, which in reality provides a
have been unmasked. Students now
cation by expanding aid to the back door to evade the oh-so-
know who works on behalf of
working poor (to hell with you mid- limiting flex cap.
whom, and who must go.
dle class kids). This showering A recent Newsday editorial (ad-
of crumbs on the poor is not only vertisement) called “Let SUNY fly”
The Stony Brook Press 23
opinion
The Naked and the Naked
I have recently become ad- Eventually, I got bored of pretending to be Gene Kelly
dicted to the website and decided to show my face and see how I’d fare in the
Chatroulette.com. This website en- harsh world of being disconnected by a random stranger.
ables viewers to be instantly con- The first thing I discovered was that people think I resem-
nected with a webcam and a person ble comic and former TV dad Bob Saget. In a half an hour
somewhere in the world. You don’t period, a dozen people alleged that I resembled a young
know who or what you’re going to Danny Tanner bereft of a sweater vest. To test this hypoth-
Alex get. Once connected, viewers have esis, I put up a text banner above my image asking people
Nagler the option to “next” the person to agree or disagree with the statement that I looked like
they’ve been assigned, and move on Saget. The Internet overwhelmingly agreed.
to another. They may themselves be nexted by the person The next thing I realized about Chatroulette is that our
they’ve connected with, for any number of reasons. In the- generation is not the first one to be made up of disastrous
ory, the site is supposed to allow for communication by perverts. We simply have the means to express ourselves in
means of webcam between people around the world our perverse viewpoints through things like Second Life
through the joys of random contact. It’s supposed to facil- and 4chan. A good number of the men pleasuring them-
itate the sort interaction that was presumed to be dead with selves were older gentlemen. This was one of the things that
the class stratification of cities and the growth of the suburbs surprised me.
and the car culture. This is what it’s supposed to be—in the- Another thing that surprised me was how willing peo-
ory. ple are to talk with you if you appear to be normal. I sup-
In practice, Chatroulette is the perfect example of the pose even on websites that focus on requests for breasts, on
Internet proving why we cannot have nice things. The site men masturbating and on the socially impaired, the ability
is populated overwhelmingly by males. A good number of to hold a conversation is still lauded. And through these
these males are either sitting in front of their screens mas- conversations, I have learned things about myself. I rarely
turbating or holding up signs requesting the occasional fe- smile. I talk too much. My eyebrows need to be threaded.
male they come across flash their breasts at them. People I suppose the Internet has things to teach us all, if we’d just
spoofing their webcams with programs like ManyCam or get our hands out of our pants.
CamTwist frequently show clips from pornographic films. Chatroulette is a good place to waste a half an hour if
These programs can also be used to, as I do, show images you have one. Just don’t check your watch. Otherwise, you’ll
requesting that people make specific silly faces or to broad- realize that the half an hour you planned on spending talk-
cast clips from classic movie musicals of the 1950s. ing to and rejecting strangers has turned into three hours.
Protest This!
Complementary news and opin-
ion from the editors: In the course
of discussing state funding of
SUNY and the responsiveness of
political officeholders, Kevin
I recently ob- Albany, when I was lobby-
Sabella’s opinion piece touches very
served the protests ing for my Alma Mater of
briefly on both the demonstration
for the SUNY budget Nassau Community Col-
(against systemic, creeping tuition
cuts and tuition lege. He supported the
increases) which took place last
hikes and I can un- schools then and now
week, as well as protest tactics avail-
derstand the protest- times have changed. He re-
able to students more generally. We
ers’ anger. Surely I ally did a disservice not
thought our readers could benefit
from some additional information
Kevin could understand just to college students but
about the event, to provide context.
Sabella the anger when I first to students in public high
read about the meas- schools, middle schools
The demonstrators protesting
ures proposed by Governor David A. Pa- and even elementary
Stony Brook President Sam Stanley
terson in an issue of Newsday. I also schools. He should step a few senators and assemblymen who will
outside the CEWIT building
understand that there were plans to disrupt down immediately for this and for many of support us but we need more. From all of
adopted both nonviolent and legal
a meeting with the Stony Brook President the other things that he has done wrong, Long Island, New York City, and upstate
tactics, and in fact accommodated
Sam Stanley and the SUNY Chancellor like illegally appointing a Lieutenant Gov- New York, we need students to plead with
unreasonable demands that they
Nancy Zimpher, which were foiled. This is ernor, using his power to gain World Series them not to cut SUNY schools.
stay off of the building’s comfort-
the end result of cutting the wrong items tickets, and also interfering in a domestic It’s nice to protest peacefully, but to
able concrete walk to stand in wet
from the state budget—there is other state violence suit brought against his aide David protest violently is not the best solution. I
mud. Also, Sabella’s article might
spending that is unnecessary. Johnson. This has also prompted his Public know students are angry and I feel their
be read to equate hypothetical vio-
Bailing out the MTA was one of the Safety Deputy Secretary Denise O’Donnell pain, but violent protests will just endanger
lent demonstrations and illegal
several initiatives that did little good. It’s to resign in protest according to New York students. It’s not wise to use illegal acts to
demonstrations. Given the proud
safe to say that it’s unfair to punish students Daily News. convey a political principal. I want to end
history of nonviolent civil disobe-
for the fiscal irresponsibility of the state. Another thing that must happen is this by saying this is the equivalent of an
dience in America, from Henry
Governor Paterson has forgotten what it every single SBU student who is reading unfair tax, except in this case, it’s levied on
David Thoreau to Rosa Parks, it’s
was like to be a college student and having this should write to their assemblyman or the student body of this campus and all
worth noting the difference be-
to sacrifice just to make it to the next se- state senator and tell them not to raise tu- other SUNY campus’. This is why we need
tween illegal and violent.
mester. I met him last year at SUNY Day in ition. Phone calls will help as well. We have more representation in Albany.
24 Opinion Vol. XXXI, Issue 10 | Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Sweet Fifteen
Sometime next school, especially at lunchtime. Most of about where I was coming from, what and my first ever makeup set. She also
week is the fifteenth my friends and bodyguards have al- I’d been through and how I didn’t feel showed me Rocky Horror for the first
anniversary of my ways been girls. like a guy. She wasn’t even surprised. time.
coming out about I needed bodyguards to survive They got lots of people like this in A couple years later, I had my sec-
my gender. I don’t junior high. I was the class sissy, a grunge Olympia, or at least as she said, ond puberty where I grew breasts. I
know the exact day word I now use for pride. I got all she was “pretty used to androgynous wish I’d thought to ask my friends to
so I celebrate when- kinds of harassment until the end of people where I was living.” I could take me bra shopping. Then again if I
Cynthya
ever. It’s been fif- junior high, when my brother’s friends barely believe she was totally fine with want to, I’d have a pretty easy time talk-
BrianKate
teen years—fifteen, on the football team and the butch this after years of fear and isolation. ing my best friends into that.
really?! And it was girls from the bad end of town made After I finished telling her about all of My two best friends are my friends
a huge deal back then. I was scared as sure nobody even thought of laying a that she said, “Wow, that’s sad you had John and Wacker. John is an intersex
hell about how my friends would finger on me. to hide who you were all those years, drag queen whop performs as Testika
react. And then I was so happily blown Even with bodyguards, I didn’t feel it’s like you were living trapped inside and can take a running jump off a
away with how accepting and encour- safe being open about my gender. this huge iron ball,” which is a good de- stage in stilettos and keep running. My
aging they were to care what day it was. From sixth through tenth grade I en- scription of what it felt like. She other best friend, Wacker, is a gen-
Some who see me speak on gender dured all sorts of harassment, from hugged me for a long time and told me derqueer devout Christian dildo de-
or see my writing think I was out about stupid comments to nasty pranks and I didn’t ever have to live like that again signer who makes a lot of our girl
being transgender, intersex and every- outright physical assault. Even after if I didn’t want to. clothes these days.
thing else from day one. I wish! my bodyguards made the physical ha- Soon after, my friend Susan gave And since it’s my fifteenth an-
Might’ve saved me years of awkward- rassment stop, it was still made very me a ride across the parking lot, which niversary of the day in the park with
ness, isolation and fear. clear that stepping even slightly outside I could cross on foot in like four min- Jill and I can celebrate it whenever, and
I grew up pre-Internet (yes, there the gender lines was forbidden. And I utes, but she wanted to help talk me because Wacker is Latin and loves
was a time before the Internet), born also was scared of the system. The sys- through how to tell my parents. Her doing stuff from that heritage,
in the late ‘70s and a kid in the ‘80s. tem as in some teacher or administra- advice to “speak from your heart and Wacker’s planning to throw me a
While the music was amazing, there tion finding out I was trans, reporting know they love you” helped, even if it Quinceañera. From what I understand,
wasn’t much awareness, resources or me to the mental health authorities took me over three hours to tell my it is a “Sweet Fifteen” celebration often
anyone even talking much about gen- and me getting locked in a nuthouse or mom since I didn’t have the words. given for Latin girls. I may not be
der when I was growing up in the mid- brainwashed to be a little GI Joe. I These days I probably could’ve just Latin, but I’m family to Wacker, and it
dle of Long Island. thought that must’ve been ridiculous, said, “Mom, I’m transgender,” but back is my Fifteenth. I can’t wait to see how
As I wasn’t seen as intersex at birth, I but as I’ve learned, it does happen. So then I didn’t know any of that; still she’s the actual party’s going to turn out!
was seen as a boy. My family tried rais- between the psychiatric boogyemen shown how much she loves and accepts
ing me as a boy. The neighbors and and the very physical hallway beatings, me, even if she’s baffled by why any
kids in school saw me as a boy and ex- I didn’t dare come out, not even to male would want to wear dresses. And
pected me to play like one. In other stick up for my friend Melissa when Susan’s advice helped when a so-called
words, everyone around me saw me as she asked the whole class, “Ever have childhood friend ousted me to my dad
a boy and expected me to be one and any thoughts or dreams about being as “I saw him dressed up like Wednes-
act like one. I’ve never felt much like the opposite sex?” I was asked to go to day Addams, fishnets, makeup, every-
one, no matter how many people told the prom by my favorite butch body- thing.” His way of dealing with the
me. guard, but knowing I couldn’t wear a surprise was to put my mom’s old
I didn’t know words like transgen- dress and people would want me to be makeup on like Tammy Faye and ask
der or intersex then. Back then I did- a guy, I stayed home. I hid and felt like me what I thought. When he saw I
n’t have websites—remember, no I was suffocating inside myself til the could deal with that, he realized we
Internet? I didn’t have access to entire end of high school. should start talking. These days, he’s
racks of books at my local Borders, or This ended during my first semes- fine with me being trans-whatever,
television characters or movies I could ter at Suffolk Community College even if I won’t take his fashion tips.
refer to. So what did I get to see? Peo- when I met Jill. Jill was this amazingly Many transpeople were raised to
ple on talk shows who were very un- sweet and bad-ass grunge geek from be the opposite of what we are and
happy with their bodies being totally Olympia, Washington who personally have to learn as adults what others
sensationalized, a transgender sex knew just about every grunge band I learned before high school. I didn’t get
worker I saw out the car window on listened to except Nirvana or Hole. much out of lessons of how to be a boy,
the way home from school who my One day in the lunch room she started but nobody ever showed me much
aunt warned me not to go near, a the- ranting about how “Alternative Nation’ about how to be a girl. Luckily, my first
ater which showed Rocky Horror, but on MTV is phony! How the hell is that girlfriend loved doing precisely that for
by the time I was old enough to know a ‘grunge’ show? Look at Kennedy, the guys she knew.
what it was or get in the theater was show’s hostess. “She’s all dressed up like My first girlfriend was a goth chick
long gone, and Boy George on MTV. a prom queen in that little cocktail named Lenore, and yes, she had pages
Even without transgender role dress, perfect hair, perfect makeup—if from Poe on every surface of her room
models, resources or anything, I still this was a real ‘grunge’ show, she’d be not covered in music or horror movie
had a clue I wasn’t the gender I was ex- wearing my hoodie or that’d be a guy posters. She was the first person ever
pected to be. I’ve always been more on wearing all that!” I was totally floored to put me in a dress at a pajama party
the girly side of things, even growing – people could actually talk about in her room. She helped me get my
up and even when I was trying to be a this?! first dress, she gave me my first sets of
guy. I was still one of the girls in I immediately started talking fishnets, she gave me my first purse
The Stony Brook Press 25
sports
The Georges of Wrath
feated Shane Carwin for the interim
ByMatthew Maran Heavyweight Championship. Since
Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar has
been out for so long, the UFC has created
Since last summer there have been an interim title. e winner of Mir-Car-
only two championship matches in Ulti- win will go on to face Lesnar this summer
mate Fighting Championship (UFC). for the Undisputed Heavyweight Cham-
Due to several injuries the UFC has been pionship.
in a bit of a lull. Carwin has previously made deroga-
e events have still been exciting to tory comments regarding Lesnar's previ-
the more dedicated mixed martial arts ous employment with a “fake” wrestling
(MMA) fans. However, the mainstream company, and Frank Mir recently made
audience will be much more interested in inflammatory comments about Lesnar as
the fights coming up in the near future. well. Mir defeated Lesnar in his first fight
e UFC is coming off a very success- in the UFC, but last year Lesnar decimated
ful first trip to Australia. UFC 110 was Mir in a fight for the Heavyweight Title. how they treated their students. last October that Machida won due to a
held in the sold-out Acer Arena in Sydney, Mir recently apologized for comments We also got to see the deep seated ha- controversial decision.
Australia. e event was highlighted by he made about Lesnar on a radio show. He tred they share for each other. ere Rua fought Machida like no one had
heavyweight prospect Cain Velasquez said, “I want to fight Lesnar. I hate who he should be no shortage of fireworks this before. By that I mean that Rua actually hit
knocking out MMA legend Antonio is as a person. I want to break his neck in season as Liddell and Ortiz have a history Machida. Machida is one of the very few
“Minotauro” Nogueira, and Wanderlei the ring. I want him to be the first person of not being the best of friends. fighters who has been able to bring karate
Silva defeating Michael Bisping by a unan- that dies due to Octagon-related injuries. On April 10, UFC 112 will also be into MMA successfully, and has used his
imous decision in Silva's first fight as a at's what's going through my mind." headlined by two championship matches. karate background to avoid hits and fight
middleweight in the UFC. e reality show e Ultimate Fighter Middleweight Champion Anderson Silva, defensively. Before his fight with Rua,
UFC 110 set a UFC record for mer- will be returning at the end of the month. who, much like St. Pierre, has run over his Machida averaged getting hit once every
chandise sales for a single event, and their On March 31, the series will return fea- middleweight division, will defend the two rounds in his first 15 fights (all of
total sales set a record at the Acer Arena turing UFC hopefuls from the Light title he has held for the last three and a half which he won).
previously held by Iron Maiden. Heavyweight and Middleweight division. years against Brazilian Jiu Jitsu ace Aer the last fight, most people felt
Before UFC 110, they had provided e coaches will be long time rivals, and Damian Maia. that Rua had won, but the judges gave the
some great main events, but the buildup UFC legends Chuck Liddell and Tito Also at UFC 112, Lightweight Cham- fight to Machida.
to those fights, and the anticipation was Ortiz. pion B.J. Penn will defend his champi- Finally, at UFC 114, Rashad Evans is
less-than-stellar. In the upcoming months, e show is known for not only pro- onship against Frankie Edgar. Edgar is scheduled to fight Quinton “Rampage”
there will be no lack of excitement in the viding entertaining fights between up and known for his boxing and wrestling ability, Jackson. ese two have no love lost for
UFC. coming mixed martial artists, but also al- and is 11-1 in his MMA career. Penn has each other, and this may be the most
On March 21, UFC 111 will be head- lowing the fans to get to know their per- overcome critics who have said that he highly anticipated fight of the year.
lined by two championship matches. sonalities. e fighters live in a house for had become lazy and lacked the heart of a Rampage had previously had to back
Georges St. Pierre is arguably the best the duration of the show with no technol- champion. In his recent fights he has out of their first scheduled fight due to
fighter in the world and has dominated ogy, virtually no contact with the outside shown much improvement in his stamina, filming for the A-Team movie, but he will
the entire welterweight division for the last world, and the viewers are shown the and has defeated top contenders Diego return on May 29 to fight his arch neme-
four years. He will be defending his Wel- types of workouts that they use to train. Sanchez and Kenny Florian. sis.
terweight Championship against the It is also an opportunity to get to see At UFC 113, undefeated Lyoto ese next few months may be the
British fighter, Dan Hardy. Hardy will be a the coaches, who are always UFC stars, Machida will defend his Light Heavy- most exciting time in the history of MMA,
large underdog coming into this fight. outside of their element. e viewers got weight Championship against Mauricio and this is the best time for anyone to start
Also on the card, former Heavyweight to see how Quinton “Rampage” Jackson “Shogun” Rua. is is an immediate re- watching the sport. You will not be disap-
Champion, Frank Mir will fight unde- and Rashad Evans acted as coaches, and match following their most recent bout pointed.
26 Sports Vol. XXXI, Issue 10 | Wednesday, March 10, 2010