An Act to outline the

Statutory Constitutional
Principles of the Game Of
Bitch
An Act from the year of:

2010 (MMX)

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 Statutory Prologue
The Act that does henceforth follow in this document places, into the
law of the United Kingdom of Great Britain, the Statutory Constitutional
Principles of the game of Bitch. The Act may not be modified without full
consultation of the United Kingdom Parliament and not without prior
consultation of the founding Bitches named in Section 1 (b) of the act that
follows. The principles set out in this Act must be followed by all members,
recognised and unrecognised, of the Game of Bitch; failure to adhere to the
principles of this act will result in the offender being sentenced with a penalty
of Section 2.
This Act is recognised by the founding Bitches named in Section 1 (b)
and also by the Supreme Power of the Parliament of the United Kingdom and
also by the Sovereign Power of Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the
Grace of God, of Great Britain, Ireland and the British Dominions beyond the
Seas Queen, Defender of the Faith, Duchess of Edinburgh, Countess of
Merioneth, Baroness Greenwich, Duke of Lancaster, Lord of Mann, Duke of
Normandy, Sovereign of the Most Honourable Order of the Garter, Sovereign
of the Most Honourable Order of the Bath, Sovereign of the Most Ancient and
Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Sovereign of the Most Illustrious Order of
Saint Patrick, Sovereign of the Most Distinguished Order of Saint Michael and
Saint George, Sovereign of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire,
Sovereign of the Distinguished Service Order, Sovereign of the Imperial
Service Order, Sovereign of the Most Exalted Order of the Star of India,
Sovereign of the Most Eminent Order of the Indian Empire, Sovereign of the
Order of British India, Sovereign of the Indian Order of Merit, Sovereign of the
Order of Burma, Sovereign of the Royal Order of Victoria and Albert,
Sovereign of the Royal Family Order of King Edward VII, Sovereign of the
Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of the Companions of Honour,
Sovereign of the Royal Victorian Order, Sovereign of the Most Venerable
Order of the Hospital of St John of Jerusalem.
The power of the aforementioned Monarch has been delegated to
Rt.Hon. J. Hammond MP (the Minister for the affairs of Bitch) and has been
signed as such. The Act has also received signatory recognition from both of
the founding Bitches named in Section 1 (b).

Signatory Recognition is provided by:

_______________________ _______________________
Alex Bitch Wingfield Joshua Bitch Sweet

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Rt.Hon. J. Hammond MP (the Minister for the affairs of Bitch)
(Witness)

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Section 1

S1 (a)

The winner of the Game of Bitch is decided not by any one person. The
winner of the Game of Bitch is whosoever is a member of the Game of Bitch
and is first to dictate the term ‘Bitch’ to any other member either in:
i. Greeting
Or in
ii. Acknowledgement of departure
a. The term of ‘Bitch’ may not be used in the context of the
Game of Bitch at an instance other than those mentioned
above.
i. Use of the term ‘Bitch’ in the context of the Game of
Bitch in any other instance may result in a penalty
mentioned in S2.

S1 (b)

Whosoever may participate in the Game of Bitch must acknowledge

the supremacy of the founders of the Game of Bitch
i. The founders of the Game of Bitch are:
a. Alex Bitch Wingfield (henceforth ABW)
b. Joshua Bitch Sweet (henceforth JBS)
ii. The aforementioned supremacy of the founders of the Game of
Bitch does not extend to matters that are not involved with the
Game of Bitch.

S1 (c)

i. Only one member of the Game of Bitch may dictate the term
‘Bitch’ to any other member of the Game of Bitch
a. At a single instance stated in S1 (a)
And
ii. Only at an instance stated in S1 (a) as stated in S1 (a) a.

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