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cue:
Hello boys and girls, my name is June,
what's your- STRAIGHTEN THAT WRIST!
(smiles)
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I'm
10
gon-na stick my
as
D7
I'm
in
you,
I'm
G/A
D7
me
F/G
straight - ness
F
Straight
15
I'm
gon - na run it
right
through you
I'm
D7
down
G/A
D7
straight - er
D7
C9
C9
you'll be straight
F/G
me
lat - er
in
25
straighter
Trust
20
You're gon - na be
straight
er than an ar - row,
G7/A
er than an ar - row!
VAMP AS NEEDED
STOP ON CUE
VAMP AS NEEDED
STOP ON CUE
G7/A
D7
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JUNE: Pop quiz, hot shots! What are you gonna be?
STRAIGHT! Werent you listening?
That was in the first verse! I said it 8 times!
We got a lot of work to do this summer,
and we start by listening to me!
(sweet) Now I bet you have lots of questions.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
But never fear!
June is here to help you steer clear of the queer!
Say that again with me, steer clear of the queer.
Got it?
ARE YOU DEAF, I SAID DO YOU GOT IT?!
(got it)
Good. Now then
G/A
F7
F7
We
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I'll help
'Cause
you to
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(June!)
I am
E7
al - ways
F7
(June!)
steer clear
of the
CHORUS
I'm
queer!
C+(#11)
F7
I'm
CHORUS
gon - na stick my
straight
F7
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- ness
in
you,
I'm
B B/C
F7
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F7
A/B
in
me
right
A
E B B/C
me
You're gon - na be
straighter
F7
A/B
F7
Trust
as
Straight
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F7
great - er,
soon - er or
E9
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lat - er
A
you'll be straight
sa - der
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er than an ar - row,
- er than an ar - row
I'm
your cru -
E9
B7/C
great - er,
straight - er
F7
B7/C
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Cars for boys!
B7/C
Straight
OFFSTAGE VOICES
OFFSTAGE VOICES
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Straight
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I'm
B7/C
er than an ar - row
OFFSTAGE VOICES
A/B
as
me
straight - ness
F7
gon - nastick my
OFFSTAGE VOICES
F7
F7
95
in
you,
B B/C
F7
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OFFSTAGE VOICES
right
F7
A
E B B/C
in
A/B
me
You're gon - na be
F7
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Trust
OFFSTAGE VOICES
straighter
F7
great - er,
Straight - er!
soon - er or
lat - er
E9
Great - er!
you'll be straight
B7/C
You be
straight!
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- er than an ar - row,
straight - er
F7
great - er,
Straight - er!
E9
I'm
your dic
Great - er!
ta - tor
straight
B7/C
You'll be straight!
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- er than an ar - row!
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F7
You'll be
F7
You'll be
10
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F7
135
- ness
in
you,
B B/C
ba - by mak - in!
F7
F7
in!
OFFSTAGE VOICES
'Cause
You'll be
im - pulse de - ny - in'!
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I'm
F7
OFFSTAGE VOICES
gon - nastick my
F7
straight
as
me
F7
A/B
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I'm
gon - na run
OFFSTAGE VOICES
the show(She's
gon - na run
I'm
gon - na run
gon - na run it
it!)
Trust
in
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F7
You're gon - na be
straighter
F7
through you
me
A/B
down
F7
right
F7
A
E B B/C
OFFSTAGE VOICES
F7
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great - er,
Straight - er!
E9
soon - er or
Great - er!
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153
lat - er
you'll be straight
You'll be
straight!
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sad - er!
B7/C
er than an ar - row,
straight - er
great - er,
F7
I'm
your cru -
E9
Straight - er!
Great - er!
SLOW, BIG
Straighter!
B7/C
You'll be straight!
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lat - er
E9
you'll be
F7
straight
B7/C
er than an ar
SLOW, BIG
F7
row!