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"I have a memory of a daydream I had a few days ago. The daydream was based on two lines of
lyrics from a particular song ..."
My friend rolled his eyes. I have no idea why my friend still listens to me, but he has stuck
around with me for this long so yeah. I've tested all sorts of conversations on him. I've tried out all sorts
of obscenely absurd topics on him in the past (especially made-up ones, like goat-wrenching). These
days, I've been changing the topic at hand in increasingly haphazard ways. I no longer feel the need to
introduce a new topic. My friend said once that my conversations (well, he used the phrase
"performance monologues") resembled a rabid golden retriever being let off its leash. When I pressed
him on who it was that let go of the leash, he sighed and said - another rabid retriever. And where are
you in this metaphor? - I continued. He answered with another sigh: I'm the grass that the retrievers are
running and shitting on. And yet here he was again sipping his green tea with three white sugars at the
same old corner table, listening to my self-indulgent ramblings. Let's see where I go with this rambling
today:
"... do you remember the Matthew Good Band? You know, late 90's Canadian alternative radiorock band? They had that song "Load Me Up" ... it went, like, dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dunnadun-dun ... 'picture yourself' ... well there's those two lines that go 'well, there's bodies in the water,
bodies in the basement'. Something about Matthew Good's voice during those two lines, something
about the quiver in his voice made those lines seem way less cliche. And his voice sounded kind of faroff and alone ... I tried to picture myself just floating there, y'know, in the water of some leaky basement.
Er. I don't know what I'm trying to tell you ..."
My friend absent-mindedly watched me tap my fingers on the table beside my second cup of
double-shot americano, no milk, one generous spoon of honey. My armpits moistened and I was getting
uncharacteristically nervous in front of him. My conversations had become trainwrecks before, but there
was something about the way my friend was subtly but noticeably grinding his teeth. He sniffed hard
with his left nostril, and coughed. I didn't wear deodorant today. No doubt that he could smell me.
I racked my brain: "... I'm ... sorry?"
The words just kind of came out. He slowly glanced into my eyes with his own which had brown
and red bags under them. His mouth opened and closed a couple centimeters at a time. He fiddled with
the handle of his mug. He said he hated me, which I already knew. He said he wanted to forcibly unload
his scalding hot tea onto my face. That comment for some reason casted away my apologetic mood and
I kind of laughed. No you won't, I said. But he did, god dammit. And the pain, the pain I cannot relay to
you in my typical verse. I must break into something more poetic.
*
Blue rare
Turquoise phoenix
An air jordan slam dunk
The backboard shatters bits of glass and plastic
Shatters, shitters, shutters, shot me down
A melting shotgun blast, bliss-ed, blessed
Guava smegma lava
Unmasked, re-masked, the original mask
Soap bubbles, suds, vacuous drain
Funneling Clorox into my left nostril
Tide into the right
I know you were probably thinking I was trying to put something over on you.
But my intentions were to demonstrate my true piety towards the universal order
You said you could open the gates of the courtyard.
Allowing those with vows and costumes alike to enter.
But I must express today that ultimately I feel there's no need for me to be fixed up.
After feeling like I had to argue this perspective for a long time, I must make it clear that is now
something that I'm telling you as experiential fact.
One of us will most certainly be mystified by the result of this exchange, and the turns that its taken.
I maintain that one of us must have had some sort of astonishing power over the other perpetually
hesitating on how best to employ it.
Like an egg waiting months to hatch dormant.
But is this a beautiful power?
Will it last?
Is it even even wise to even dream of such a mysterious power or is mystery just an eloquent synonym
for phoniness?
Are the variety of feelings that surround this farcical power like a hurricane, indeed signifying nothing?
Power can indeed conceal, but only as well as the moon can eclipse the sun, and may indeed reveal
something else in lieu.
This is my belief, and it will become true if it is not already if of course I do not abandon it.
You may eventually not recognize me.
For I will be acquiring a newfound firmness of my nerves.
I will commit to a benevolent personal narrative
I will neither lead, not follow least of all blindly.
I know now that you are not from some outer world;
Your silence disquiets you; it is not tranquil you hide passion
My talking exists merely as the spice to your time here.
I am naked, but I shall find an unprecedented material to conceal myself with
- naked I shall not return